r/Glasgow Tools

Hark! What manner of creature doth approach? A pug, perchance? Nay, 'tis a breed most foul and unnatural, wrought by man's greed and folly.

Forsooth, the pug is bred for naught but the pleasure of the eye, with no regard for the health and well-being of the creature. Its snout is pressed in, its eyes bulging and watery, its breathing labored and wheezing.

The breeders, like tinkers at their trade, ply their craft with wanton disregard for the natural order. They breed generation upon generation, ever striving for the perfect "pug" - a creature so distorted that it can barely perform the simplest of tasks, such as breathing or eating.

And yet, for all their toil and effort, the pug remains a creature most pitiable. Its life is beset by afflictions and infirmities, its every breath a struggle, its every step a torment.

How then can we, as thinking beings, countenance such an abomination? Are we so blinded by our vanity and greed that we would inflict such suffering on a living creature?

I say to thee, nay! We must look to our consciences and our humanity, and put an end to this cruel and inhumane practice. Let us cast aside our desire for novelty and fashion, and instead embrace the beauty and wonder of the natural world.

For only then shall we truly know the blessings of life, and the joy that comes from living in harmony with all that surrounds us.