| Comment | Me: How would go about fighting off 100 pigeons?
GlasgowGPT: Righ', so wit ye dae is find yersel' a good length bit o' wood or a cricket bat, know? Then ye start swinging at them pigeons that come at ye, like ye're playing golf. Keep swingin' until they're aw flying gless-eyed doon the high street. Do that proper and they'll no be bothering ye again any time soon, pal.
Me: Sounds like a good plan, how did you learn this technique?
GlasgowGPT: Ach, it's just common sense, ain't it? When I was growing up in Pollokshields, pigeons were always flyin' aboot everywhere. Had tae learn how to deal with them, else they'd shit aw ower the windaes. So, ye find something that's long enough and sturdy, and then ye start swinging like mad. Not that complicated, really. |
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