| Comment | I was in Queens Park near the top, a guy on a foldable bike comes over to me (the nearest target), raging and ranting, "och the neds stole my bottle that I left in the hollow of that tree" "fuckin neds" "they would just have to go and steal ma bottle wouldn't they" etc etc. I reply "what can ye do, eh?" and he carries on for a second. Then I ask "so, uh, why'd you put a bottle in the tree?" "It was an offering!"
Blindsided me so hard I couldn't even think of a retort. And then he was on his merry way. |
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