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Homeless guy came up to us sat outside the pub asking for change. Before we could even answer he goes into his life story, girlfriend just had a baby, she kicked him out and he named her Theresa. He then asked if we wanted to know why he named her that and here we're sat thinking he's maybe really religious like mother Theresa or something but no. "Cause a fuckin love N-Dubz!"

At that moment, another homeless guy comes up with a box of chips and offers them to the guy and he turns to us again saying "see this? People make Glasgow!" And the 2 of them staggered away up the street, arms over each others shoulders, singing at the top of their lungs. We couldn't even get a chance to check for change, he just vanished.

Another one outside the same pub. Guy comes up and immediately hits us with all these terrible dad jokes. So bad we couldn't help laughing. He then admits to us he's another motive now he's provided some laughs. He's homeless by choice as he travels about busking from city to city until he's enough to get himself a bus ticket to the next stop and something to eat. He was looking for change to get himself a few tinnies while he waited for his next bus. He was honest and provided a laugh so we gave what we could. Hope he's doing alright wherever he may be now.
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CreatedMon 26th Jun 2023 11:08pm
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