| Comment | My pals granny had a night out planned and went into town to get a new outfit that day. Got a lovely new dress, coat and shoes but wanted a pair of they shimmery shiny tights to complete the look. She was all over town and couldn't find any, and time was ticking on so she gave up and headed for the bus. Across from the bus stop she saw a shop that might sell them. The bus was due in a couple of minutes but she decided to chance it, gathered up all her heavy bags and ran across the road. She was puffing and panting as she burst in the shop, ran right up to the counter and said to the woman, "Excuse me hen, have you got tiny shites"? 😂 She was so mortified she just turned and ran back out the shop again. |
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