| Comment | Used to work in an Airdrie convenience store/offy. We always had tonnes of green lighters left from every box.
"20 Mayfair and a lighter, son"
"Any particular colour of lighter?"
"Naw son, ah'm no bothe- naw! No a green wan"
Honestly, women in their 70s wouldn't take a green lighter. Think I killed the sales of cheese and onion Hula Hoops by pointing out they were effectively "green hoops"
Funnily enough, nobody was worried about the colour of Buckie bottle glass. |
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