| Comment | I’ve had loads of these. They go straight in the bin. One time a lady turned up and asked “can I come in and check your equipment?” And I said “my partner checked my equipment last night and she was happy with its performance”. She said “I meant your television equipment”. I said “nope, you cannot.” And then she left. It was very easy. That was 3 years ago. I still get the letters. And they still go in the bin.
The line about my gentleman sausage didn’t actually happen but I really wanted to say it to her. It took all my strength not to because she set it up so perfectly. |
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