| Comment | Fancy a bit of impromptu parcour with new friends?
Just pop on down to any supporters' bar on match day - in the wrong colours - and loudly offer a few helpful observations about the players' mums' moustaches, and how "the weather here in England is pish." Extra points if you pronounce it as *Glass Cow*.
If you make it out of the bar, I reckon you'd be up for a decent short run. |
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