| Comment | The Doctor exits the Tardis onto a busy road. Large, round men in orange bustle around barge past. The Doctor puts his fingers in his ears and recoils at the high pitched obnoxious frequency of penny whistles.
The Doctor recovers their composure and to much amazement, notices cybermen marching along behind.
With a shake of the head and without hesitation, the Doctor re enters the Tardis and with a pull of a lever exclaims- "I'm not touching this with a fifty foot fucking Dalek." Wooshes off.
The End
Starring Malcolm Tucker & Billy Barlow and Co |
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