Comment | Saturday afternoon, but I saw two guys fighting just off Union St. They looked pretty weak and it was scrappy, so harmless enough. Then something must have kicked in or something because out of nowhere one of them gets a burst of energy, pulls out some kind of blade, goes for the other guy's ankle and leaves a bit of it on the pavement. Just as I'm thinking, how the fuck... a bastard seagull comes down and swoops it up in its mouth and carries it away. |
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