Standing outside Bar 10 smoking about 15 years ago when Gary Barlow and his big entourage walked down the lane towards me. As they got closer I drunkenly shout out “Hey Gary Barlow!” and a few of them tell me to Fuck Off.
Then this huge black bodyguard/minder type guy with an Irish accent squares up and asks me if I think I’m fucking funny? It was only then I realised it wasn’t Gary Barlow but was actually Ronan Keating. Oops! |