| Comment | Look, I realise it's annoying that the law prevents you from getting to use your baseball bat on someone, I sincerely hope the opportunity you're clearly hoping for arises.
On the basis, however, that you're incredibly unlikely to ever be in the life-threatening situation that legally entitles you to attack someone with your bat, may I instead suggest therapy as this really isn't something healthy to be fantasising about, and sleeping with a weapon is mental in a country where random armed home invasion is incredibly rare. |
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