| Comment | Do you sit at home 24 hours? What if they come when you're out? Is your baseball bat good at putting out fires and averting floods too?
The other great thing about insurance is that you get your stuff back AND don't face 5 to life for assault and GBH
But sure, I guess fantasising about caving in teenagers' skulls is the appropriate and proportionate response to something that is incredibly unlikely to ever happen.
Edit: sorry, that last bit was sarcasm again, remembered you need pointers |
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