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The desperate clinging on to the lie that they are still the club that according to both Scots Law and UEFA's Articles of Association ended existing in 2012, a club that was so staunch and loyal that over 80 staff, players, managers, directors and the club owner (including Alan Hutton, Alex Mcleish, Alex Rae, Andrei Kanchelskis, Andrew Dickson,
Arthur Numan, Barry Ferguson, Bert Konterman, Bert Van Lingen, Billy Dodds, Bob Malcolm, Carlos Cuellar, Chris Burke, Christian Nerlinger, Claudio Caniggias, Craig Moore, Dado Prso, Dan Eggen, (wheeled away from a £Billion debt/the former Sir) David Murray, Dick Advocaat, Douglas 'My understanding at the time was that the letters were non-contractual and I did not believe that the letters had to be lodged with the football authorities as part of the player registration process' Odam, Egil Ostenstad, Fernando Ricksen, Federico Nieto, Gavin Rae, George Adams, (given an EBT ten years AFTER leaving Rangers FC and whilst manager of Blackburn Rovers, who conveniently signed an expensive Rangers FC player, as did Newcastle FC when he also signed Boumsong, the player whose transfer led to a police raid on Ibrox that revealed the industrial scale tax evasion that would bring the sporting and tax cheats to an early grave) Graeme Souness, Gregory Vignal, Ian McGuinness, Ian Murray, Jan Wouters, Jean-Alain Boumsong (our dead Queen thanks you for facilitating her ultimate revenge), Jerome Bonnissel, Jesper Christiansen, Joel Le Hir, (the greatest ever player and tax stealer) John Greig MBE (Machiavellian Backstabbing Evader), John McClelland, Julien Rodriguez, Kevin Muscat, Kris Boyd, Libor Sionko, Lorenzo Amoruso, Chief Executive Martin 'Shredder' Bain, Marvin 'Keep Believing God approves of tax evasion' Andrews, Maurice Ross, Michael Ball, Michael Mols, Mikel Arteta, Nacho Novo, Neil McCann, Nuno Capucho, Olivier Bernard, Paolo Vanoli, Paul Le Guen, Pedro Mendes, Peter Lovenkrands, Ronald De Boer, Ronald Waterreus, Sasa Papac, Sotirios Kyrgiakos, Stefan Klos, Stephane Wiertelak, Steven Davis, Steven Smith, Steven Thompson, Tero Penttila, Thomas Buffel, Tore Andre Flo, Yves Colleau, Zurab Khizanishvili, (Rangers FC Secretary and the name on the club's first EBT) Campbell Ogilvie and lastly (did you tell your friend Tommy Burns that you were cheating him?) Walter 'EBT' Smith) all secretly signed a secretive secondary contract that was not lodged with the SFA at Hampden Park so as HMRC would not be aware of its existence, which was done solely for the purpose of redirecting tax money away from the Queen, her armed forces, our schools, our hospitals, our hospices, our social services, etc, in order to be able to attract players that David Murray admitted in a real, legally-binding court of law (not the kangaroo 'court' that Lord Nimmo Smith was paid to front) couldn't afford but for the club's evasion of Her Majesty's tax.

All of the above mentioned players looked at the Queen's portrait in the changing room and laughed in her face. You can just imagine the number of times they would hold up their pay packet to her portrait and laugh with each other as they thanked her for not catching their abhorrent, duplicitous, morally-vacant, corrupt evasion of her taxes - I pay my tax, you pay your taxes, and so should they. It is a disgrace that Barry Ferguson was allowed to transfer all his property assets to his wife's name before he was made bankrupt because he refused to pay back the money he stole from Queen Elizabeth. It is an even bigger disgrace that the tax thief David Murray was allowed to transfer the £Billion pound Garden of Edinburgh land assets to Mini David Murray and his brothers whilst he wheeled away from the £Billion debt he left behind for the Bank of Scotland, the UK taxpayers and the Ra