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AlphaAndy

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  • Glasgow is a city of contradictions by AlphaAndy (Mon 12th Aug 2019 7:25am)
  • I've always maintained it is similar to bubblegum flavour. Bare in mind Barrs already do a bubblegum flavour drink. Irn bru is do bubblegum soda what doctor pepper is to cherry Coke. by AlphaAndy (Tue 13th Aug 2019 10:47pm)
  • Should have got them refurbished laptops, last longer, cheaper and do more. Ipads are such a gimmick and really tell you a lot about the people making these policies. by AlphaAndy (Tue 27th Aug 2019 8:42pm)
  • Been smelling something around Glasgow Green and gorbals, assumed it was that Clyde distillery. by AlphaAndy (Tue 27th Aug 2019 8:40pm)
  • Job security perhaps by AlphaAndy (Wed 4th Sep 2019 11:52pm)
  • Ah, but you can't simulate patter! by AlphaAndy (Thu 5th Sep 2019 11:23am)
  • Everyone knows it's a cube by AlphaAndy (Sun 8th Sep 2019 7:47pm)
  • I'm depressed all year round. by AlphaAndy (Fri 27th Sep 2019 4:38pm)
  • What minecraft mod this? by AlphaAndy (Wed 9th Oct 2019 11:47pm)
  • It's fucking November. by AlphaAndy (Mon 18th Nov 2019 1:09pm)
  • Who looks at some concrete and metal office buildings and thinks "ah, beautiful!"? by AlphaAndy (Sun 1st Dec 2019 7:48am)
  • thanks! by AlphaAndy (Thu 9th Jan 2020 2:08pm)
  • Looks like they are shagging but there's a lot of movement like he's jerking off. Confusing. by AlphaAndy (Tue 28th Jan 2020 3:06pm)
  • Basically pimping is illegal. So a woman can sell her body as long as someone else is not making her do it. by AlphaAndy (Tue 28th Jan 2020 3:04pm)
  • Your revenance for the spanko of past years holds you back. You forget the cold spanko of winter. by AlphaAndy (Tue 28th Jan 2020 5:27pm)
  • How about just close all the golf courses and leave the art alone. by AlphaAndy (Thu 30th Jan 2020 1:45pm)
  • Ahead of its time by AlphaAndy (Wed 12th Feb 2020 9:23am)
  • So this way the wealthy get a little off the top on even donations to the homeless. The move towards a cashless society is a way for them to monitor and police our only true voting power in this society - our wallets. Fuck the card machines, get some fucking guillotines. by AlphaAndy (Tue 3rd Mar 2020 11:07pm)
  • When I worked at ASDA I regularly had to fill an order for about ten bags of cat litter. Go figure. by AlphaAndy (Mon 9th Mar 2020 3:58pm)
  • Patter almost as creative as that logo by AlphaAndy (Thu 12th Mar 2020 12:04pm)
  • That building sort of looks like an armadillo by AlphaAndy (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 9:12am)
  • oh no now where will I pay £7 and queue for 15 mins for a crappy pizza?? :''''( it really is the end times guys! by AlphaAndy (Sun 29th Mar 2020 2:34pm)
  • Oven pizza is literally better by AlphaAndy (Sun 29th Mar 2020 4:04pm)
  • Get a load of mr money bags over here by AlphaAndy (Sun 29th Mar 2020 4:03pm)
  • I don't pay £7 for cheese on bread pal haha by AlphaAndy (Sun 29th Mar 2020 11:50pm)
  • Home made? Fucking tory. by AlphaAndy (Wed 15th Apr 2020 10:13pm)
  • Did you need to climb a fence or anything to get in there? Noticed that place before and thought it would be a good place for an illegal rave by AlphaAndy (Mon 27th Apr 2020 4:33pm)
  • You know, the one on the left looks like some mad big armadildo. by AlphaAndy (Thu 30th Apr 2020 11:23am)
  • Your mums house by AlphaAndy (Thu 7th May 2020 10:50am)
  • Damn that is epic. by AlphaAndy (Sat 9th May 2020 3:28pm)
  • Wow that does explain a lot. That is a piss poor attempt at brutalism. Did they know brutalism =/= ugly? by AlphaAndy (Sat 9th May 2020 3:30pm)
  • It's the fun police, scram! by AlphaAndy (Sat 9th May 2020 3:37pm)
  • All art has bad examples. by AlphaAndy (Sat 9th May 2020 3:36pm)
  • Natural selection. by AlphaAndy (Sat 16th May 2020 2:02pm)
  • There is a heron that is always down at the bank on the upstream side of the bridge going over to gorbals next to Glasgow Green. See him almost every time I walk over by AlphaAndy (Tue 26th May 2020 5:27pm)
  • What time do you think is appropriate to play basketball? 6.01 am? 6.02? When does it magically become okay? by AlphaAndy (Wed 27th May 2020 10:53am)
  • So at 6.59.59 it's somehow not okay? Awesome by AlphaAndy (Wed 27th May 2020 11:01am)
  • Well they can get tae by AlphaAndy (Wed 27th May 2020 11:05am)
  • Woof Woof by AlphaAndy (Wed 27th May 2020 3:04pm)
  • With my partner who I live with... by AlphaAndy (Thu 4th Jun 2020 3:48pm)
  • We went for a walk to the park as daily exercise, happened to stop and eat sandwiches on the grass. All socially distanced. Don't see how it's not responsible. by AlphaAndy (Sat 6th Jun 2020 8:22am)
  • Yawn. by AlphaAndy (Mon 15th Jun 2020 5:13pm)
  • What a brave an bold standpoint by AlphaAndy (Sat 20th Jun 2020 2:41pm)
  • Dogwhistling = I think they are racist but I can't back it up by AlphaAndy (Sun 21st Jun 2020 6:55pm)
  • Being misinformed does not constitute as a dog whistle. You don't have to be a racist to see why someone might not support antifa. I mean if you're picking it up then they can't be doing a very good job dog whistling can they? Try to be a little more articulate in the future. by AlphaAndy (Sun 21st Jun 2020 7:07pm)
  • An epic reddit moment? by AlphaAndy (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 2:21pm)
  • Dress like a homeless person. Simple. by AlphaAndy (Sun 28th Jun 2020 4:29pm)
  • Abused as a child aye? by AlphaAndy (Sun 28th Jun 2020 5:08pm)
  • Sorry by AlphaAndy (Sun 28th Jun 2020 9:18pm)
  • Who are you the cone nazi? by AlphaAndy (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 9:18am)
  • I'm a full time student and was able to get universal credit by AlphaAndy (Mon 20th Jul 2020 9:44am)
  • Trippy by AlphaAndy (Tue 21st Jul 2020 10:54am)
  • Had a job interview there once, me and two other guys stood outside for about an hour and nobody showed. Haven't been in but heard its shite lol. by AlphaAndy (Sun 26th Jul 2020 1:46pm)
  • Town is quite busy atm, dunno what op means by AlphaAndy (Wed 29th Jul 2020 11:40am)
  • Just googled it looks like there are three, hope St, Byres Rd, and woodlands Rd. Will check out! by AlphaAndy (Tue 4th Aug 2020 11:51am)
  • I also wish more people were getting stabbed in Edinburgh by AlphaAndy (Fri 7th Aug 2020 5:27pm)
  • Yeah now you can get all your drugs easily from the Glasgow drug plug! @theRealGTownDrugPlug on insta! by AlphaAndy (Thu 13th Aug 2020 11:50am)
  • Make speech illegal? by AlphaAndy (Sat 15th Aug 2020 7:59pm)
  • Do you not think people are responsible for their own actions? Rather than those that spew the nonsense they choose to take seriously? by AlphaAndy (Sun 16th Aug 2020 3:15am)
  • Well if you enjoy lack of freedom then that is fair enough. Hope the boot tastes good. by AlphaAndy (Sun 16th Aug 2020 8:33am)
  • Are you calling me a window licker? No one will take your opinion seriously if you resort to calling someone mentally handicapped. by AlphaAndy (Sun 16th Aug 2020 8:35pm)
  • Swim pussy by AlphaAndy (Fri 28th Aug 2020 1:14pm)
  • Insert penis by AlphaAndy (Fri 4th Sep 2020 8:27pm)
  • Seriously why do they always run these screens on Windows? Win is good for a lot but for something that's on 24/7 id rather use an android phone than a Windows pc, and would be cheaper too. by AlphaAndy (Mon 7th Sep 2020 4:34pm)
  • Didn't think about it this way by AlphaAndy (Tue 8th Sep 2020 2:49am)
  • Hypothetically what does one do with a stolen bike? I've seen plenty rusted abandoned bikes and have thought if only I could bash the lock and sell it as scrap metal, but I don't want to get arrested and don't know if people buy that kind of thing by AlphaAndy (Tue 15th Sep 2020 12:34pm)
  • Wow... by AlphaAndy (Tue 15th Sep 2020 2:47pm)
  • my penis can be mysteriously beautiful sometimes by AlphaAndy (Thu 24th Sep 2020 7:24am)
  • i think of all the eyes that have gazed upon it by AlphaAndy (Thu 24th Sep 2020 11:57am)
  • no no all "right wingers" are secretly nazis don't you know? by AlphaAndy (Mon 19th Oct 2020 10:21am)
  • us vs them narrative being pushed by all interested parties. get everyone in their little boxes and they are ready to be controlled. by AlphaAndy (Mon 19th Oct 2020 10:44am)
  • yeah bro put addicts and recreational drug users in jail, for the children! by AlphaAndy (Mon 19th Oct 2020 5:21pm)
  • is this a prank or an actual promotion? either way awesome by AlphaAndy (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 6:44pm)
  • lets ban sales of knives and ban driving whilst were at it. cos if there is potential to get hurt we shouldn't do it right? by AlphaAndy (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 11:49am)
  • more people get hurt from them than fireworks? so surely we must put restrictions on them? my point is you shouldn't restrict something just for the actions of a minority of wankers by AlphaAndy (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 12:45pm)
  • kidnap people you think would be good friends by AlphaAndy (Sun 25th Oct 2020 10:33am)
  • we should go and buy out all the stores stock, no more wee shites running around with them by AlphaAndy (Thu 5th Nov 2020 12:17pm)
  • peoples cars have been on fire in Edinburgh because of this shit by AlphaAndy (Fri 6th Nov 2020 12:08am)
  • lol, wrong place to ask mate if you are tech savvy i recommend the dark web route, or you can pick them yourself i have got high on tea from liberty caps i picked myself out of people's front gardens this time of year by AlphaAndy (Fri 6th Nov 2020 12:24am)
  • oh that's fine then by AlphaAndy (Fri 6th Nov 2020 1:20am)
  • an obese ned by AlphaAndy (Fri 6th Nov 2020 8:42am)
  • this is not a drugs forum, and you're not going to get a hookup for drugs on reddit. people will think you're a police officer. ask someone you know in real life who does drugs by AlphaAndy (Wed 11th Nov 2020 12:21pm)
  • tory room what will happen? by AlphaAndy (Fri 13th Nov 2020 11:17am)
  • sounds based by AlphaAndy (Sat 14th Nov 2020 9:47pm)
  • shite town for shite people ❤️ by AlphaAndy (Tue 1st Dec 2020 3:21pm)
  • glasgow comes to mind by AlphaAndy (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 12:34am)
  • cheeky. was so confused until i turned my phone upside down by AlphaAndy (Sun 6th Dec 2020 3:57pm)
  • yeah i shot a man in glasgow last week you don't see me posting about it by AlphaAndy (Mon 7th Dec 2020 5:55pm)
  • fuuck plane watch out by AlphaAndy (Wed 16th Dec 2020 9:45am)
  • breaking news: water is wet by AlphaAndy (Fri 18th Dec 2020 2:55pm)
  • exactly! by AlphaAndy (Fri 18th Dec 2020 6:21pm)
  • theres no way i will ever meet any of you poncey egotistical pricks in real life by AlphaAndy (Sun 20th Dec 2020 5:43pm)
  • today morning. by AlphaAndy (Wed 30th Dec 2020 5:47am)
  • i wouldn't be surprised if per capita Inverness was worse for violent crime lol by AlphaAndy (Sun 24th Jan 2021 3:06pm)
  • thanks for the info by AlphaAndy (Sun 24th Jan 2021 4:58pm)
  • REMOVED this is gay as fuck by AlphaAndy (Mon 1st Feb 2021 10:25pm)
  • such a controversial yet nuanced statement by AlphaAndy (Fri 12th Feb 2021 10:12pm)