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AwwLovelyDubs

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  • DELETED Wtf this is a thing? Who doesn't just go out and get them at the supermarket or the green grocers if your from the west end and simply must have organic tenderstem brocoli by AwwLovelyDubs (Wed 12th May 2021 9:29pm)
  • Put it outside with a £5 price tag on it. It'll be gone in the morning by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 18th May 2021 4:13pm)
  • The down at cowcaddens after you try turning onto the m8 going back over the Kingston bridge? If so, feel your pain since I had to endure it last night. by AwwLovelyDubs (Sat 5th Jun 2021 11:12am)
  • Dumbest comment of day. Well done. by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 6th Jun 2021 4:23pm)
  • I don't stay there but FYI you are near the sewage works and anytime I've been down a walk round there on a hot sunny day it is absolutely honking by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 6th Jun 2021 4:56pm)
  • Not been there yet, thanks by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 11th Jun 2021 4:13pm)
  • I've been to Barry's before actually, lad has got aladdins cave in there. Good shout by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 11th Jun 2021 4:11pm)
  • Agree, the tesco I go to has a good selection of Scottish beers. Fyne ales in particular can be as low as 1.50. Can't argue with that. Not particularly into the craft beer thing so much, seems alot of them are like 6-9%, don't taste very nice and rely on sticking some graffiti on the beer and a giving it a 'punk' name for sales. Or maybe I'm just getting old? No. It's the children who are wrong by AwwLovelyDubs (Sat 12th Jun 2021 8:26pm)
  • What conclusions do they jump to? I ask as someone with zero knowledge and, to be honest, zero interest in wheelyboards, but I do enjoy hearing about folk getting their jimmies rustled by the mere fact life is happening before them. by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 1st Jul 2021 6:58am)
  • If you are at the lights of a 4 way cross section sitting in pole position, fully aware that the lights turn green every half hour letting 3 cars through tops, then you are morally obligated to WAKE UP ya dozy fucker and watch that light change like a hawk. Your foot should be hovering over that accelerator ready to take off like the millenium falcon as soon as the light even flirts that it's changing. Literally missed a whole light change because some dozy fuck head is sitting doing god knows what, pulling his plonker presumably. Surprised given the lazers being fired from the eyes of everyone behind him that his car didn't just burst into flames. Bawbag. Why's it always the guy at the front? by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 15th Jul 2021 6:55am)
  • That's the 2nd guy's job. I was 7th so have a free pass just to just moan about it. What am I going to do, beep the horn and have the 6th guy put pedal to the metal and take out the 5th guy. Then I'm facing a crash and deserved punch to the chops. No thanks. by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 15th Jul 2021 8:38am)
  • My mum used to just give us calpol when we had to go somewhere that required sitting still. by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 1:24pm)
  • What's wrong with Costco? it's where I get my food and most of my stuff. by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 1:22pm)
  • It's where I get my food... And most of my stuff by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 6th Aug 2021 10:09pm)
  • Judging by the last one I went to, pretty easy. Just nod your head like the Churchill dog and say 'and how did that make you feel?'. Under no circumstances offer any practical advise or help and you're all set. by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 4:34pm)
  • DELETED https://youtu.be/w20O7Q0zz0k by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 7th Sep 2021 9:52pm)
  • It's been demolished already by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 7th Sep 2021 10:12pm)
  • I love this festival, I go to it for the same reason I go to the zoo. Nature is amazing. by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 9:25pm)
  • Fuck sake better no have to use my hand again instead of toilet roll by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 24th Sep 2021 7:33pm)
  • It's fine. Just keep your wits about you and avoid the pubs when rangers are playing by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 30th Sep 2021 1:55pm)
  • My favourite area is u/SCOTL4ND by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 30th Sep 2021 5:28pm)
  • Off to Rhodes for a week, despite a cracking summer I'm not ready for the wind the and rain yet by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 1st Oct 2021 7:34am)
  • You offering chips off your shoulder to go with that pizza? by AwwLovelyDubs (Wed 6th Oct 2021 4:58pm)
  • Excellent username by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 8th Oct 2021 8:07am)
  • DELETED Looks like I can't dance by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 8th Oct 2021 4:04pm)
  • Such as? by AwwLovelyDubs (Sat 9th Oct 2021 11:47am)
  • You could come to Glasgow if you'd prefer to live in Scotland. Or one of the others if you prefer an English experience by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 10th Oct 2021 9:36am)
  • Some arseholes started letting off fireworks directly outside my house at 1am this morning - poor cat thought it was the end and neighbours dogs going bananas. Honestly, how pathetic does your existence have to be to think setting off fireworks in a residential area at that time is OK. Total losers by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 19th Oct 2021 7:15am)
  • I wouldn't call golfing 'work' by AwwLovelyDubs (Wed 20th Oct 2021 7:39am)
  • If you find one let me know but if you're stuck for a dub/reggae fix I regularly do a live stream on reddit sets. (shameless plug sorry) by AwwLovelyDubs (Wed 20th Oct 2021 7:46am)
  • Yes because having thousands of people from all over the world decend upon a city causing untold disruption and closures in the middle of a pandemic before fucking off and letting the locals pick up the pieces (assuming they don't cause a further lock down) is literally the only way to address the climate crisis. by AwwLovelyDubs (Mon 25th Oct 2021 1:00pm)
  • Aye I'd be getting myself checked if I was ever that close to Douglas Ross by AwwLovelyDubs (Mon 25th Oct 2021 6:33pm)
  • DELETED It's cop26. It's the biggest policing operation ever in the UK - bigger than the commonwealth and London Olympics. by AwwLovelyDubs (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:35am)
  • >fellow weegies Gtfo by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 25th Nov 2021 1:23pm)
  • "Give me £700 a month and clean up but do me a favour and try not to live here if you can" by AwwLovelyDubs (Wed 8th Dec 2021 7:59am)
  • You want your tariff to end now. Standard rates are cheaper than any tariff being offered just now. Things going to get super expensive from April next year by AwwLovelyDubs (Mon 27th Dec 2021 1:15pm)
  • Meet up app is your best bet. Or if you have hobbies/interests join a local club. by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 31st Dec 2021 5:47pm)
  • DELETED Cos they are kinda folk we know but not really, so reckon they've charged materials at cost and just labour separate. by AwwLovelyDubs (Mon 21st Feb 2022 7:40pm)
  • >landlords will do all they can to fuck you over. This is emotive. Clearly that's been your experience but it doesn't make it helpful or correct. OP should check their contract first as it should be clear within there. If not, they should contact the landlord to discuss. by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 10th Mar 2022 11:44am)
  • It will be stated within a standard contract is my point. Cunts can downvote all they want but starting an argument with your landlord for something that is stated in black and white would just make you look like an unreasonable bawsack. by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 10th Mar 2022 12:01pm)
  • Aye while your at it, let's make one for the afgans, Iraqis, yemeneese, uigur Muslims of Northern China and Palestinians to name a few. I'm all for supporting Ukrainians but this is crass. Shows how much the media controls our collective focus. by AwwLovelyDubs (Sat 12th Mar 2022 10:56am)
  • Your always going on about the yardies jez, the yardies aren't your friends, they aren't going to save you. by AwwLovelyDubs (Mon 4th Apr 2022 8:46am)
  • When I stayed in a halls for 1st year of uni way back when, somebody came in drunk and did a big JOBBY in one of grey plastic seats in the communal kitchen and also set off a fire extinguisher which was mainly focused at the JOBBY. We had to get special cleaners in and we all had our suspicions who did it. Fast forward 3 months and the same guy did it again, this time he was caught by an unsuspecting girl from kentucky who had gone to get a glass of water in the middle of the night. He got kicked out of the halls and uni for doing a JOBBY on a chair, not once but twice in one lifetime. I often think what if it was someone else who did the first one and pinned them both on him. It really would have been the perfect crime. Well, good luck. by AwwLovelyDubs (Mon 4th Apr 2022 9:05am)
  • All we can do is try to live day by day. by AwwLovelyDubs (Mon 4th Apr 2022 9:53am)
  • If that's the case, fuck em'. by AwwLovelyDubs (Wed 6th Apr 2022 3:25pm)
  • Correct by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 7th Apr 2022 2:16pm)
  • Lol. by AwwLovelyDubs (Sat 4th Jun 2022 12:16pm)
  • Costco by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 17th Jun 2022 8:57pm)
  • DELETED Fellow 'weegies' Stopped reading... GTFO by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 5th Jul 2022 1:31pm)
  • Prince Andrew quote? by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 5th Jul 2022 1:55pm)
  • Lol no chance. I try to avoid funding paedophile supporting, politically biased, democracy denying, warmongering genocide supporters. Bunch of cunts. By not paying it, you keep yourself good with God. Fuck em. by AwwLovelyDubs (Sat 16th Jul 2022 12:47pm)
  • Went to thundercat recently, ate an entire deep dish pizza, jumped a bus down the southside and fell asleep under a tree in the queen's park. 10/10 by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 21st Jul 2022 10:13pm)
  • ![gif](giphy|KffdTQfewxdbKTGEJY) by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 7th Aug 2022 10:46am)
  • Yes. I'm bringing our cat next time by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 7th Aug 2022 11:22am)
  • ![gif](giphy|l7ZrjLJsznQuQ) by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 7th Aug 2022 12:15pm)
  • And hurts our Mr snugglefluff's feelings by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 7th Aug 2022 12:44pm)
  • ![gif](giphy|3oEduEHWLW6UiPA1Ww|downsized) Next time. by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 7th Aug 2022 12:55pm)
  • Eh eh eh... Since we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point. ![gif](giphy|DxFjr1mD7Tyj6) by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 7th Aug 2022 1:31pm)
  • Quid cheaper by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 7th Aug 2022 3:05pm)
  • Yeah but then I'd be counselling the Mrs reassuring her she's not fat by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 7th Aug 2022 5:34pm)
  • I feel like the part about you being an English student is hardest to fathom. by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 7th Aug 2022 7:34pm)
  • To a degree, not sure that having to utilise it for food or lining energy companies pockets is a sign that we're progressing by AwwLovelyDubs (Sun 4th Sep 2022 12:35pm)
  • Mate just go pull your plonker instead of writing this pish. by AwwLovelyDubs (Wed 7th Sep 2022 8:02pm)
  • Just came here to check that was song of the day 🎵 by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 9th Sep 2022 6:22am)
  • You mean you don't fancy sycophantic tears for the next 6 months? by AwwLovelyDubs (Fri 9th Sep 2022 6:56am)
  • Got tickets for me and my gf to Octoberfest at swg3 before it sold out. No idea if it actually includes anything other than entry (at 18 quid a pop I hope so) and can't find any info online. Anyone who's been before know? by AwwLovelyDubs (Sat 10th Sep 2022 7:52am)
  • Most private landlords will ask for proof of income and or employment by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 2:29pm)
  • G’wan! by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 4:50pm)
  • Well then it’s a fact then by AwwLovelyDubs (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 9:19pm)
  • You want to come round my bit, rockets everywhere. by AwwLovelyDubs (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 10:55am)
  • I've been working from home for over two years now and I fucking love it. I used to have scrape myself out of bed at 5am to get over to Edinburgh most days in pitch black, howling wind and pissing rain. Now i roll out of bed at 5 to and spend the first hour checking emails in my yfronts. A further bonus is that my cat is literally my best mate now and defo the best work colleague I've ever had. I don't miss people at all. by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 4th Oct 2022 8:25am)
  • Yeah exactly but on the plus side at least he doesn't ask you stupid questions all day or sit speculating who is going to win love island, married at first sight, strictly come dancing (insert whatever brain dead reality tv of the season is) before going on for 3 straight days about how they are going to try sushi for the first time at the weekend do they Sandra!? No, Mr Snugglefuzz is for more considerate than that and mainly just says maow. by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 4th Oct 2022 8:41am)
  • BBC are good at covering it up remember. by AwwLovelyDubs (Tue 4th Oct 2022 12:08pm)