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Captain_Dva

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  • I love SoHo (in the wee ally way next to the lighthouse) Italian cocktail bar by Captain_Dva (Wed 26th Feb 2020 12:07pm)
  • Naw, a strive in rain. Stops the wee cunts outside kickin the baw against ma car! Wee reprobates 😡 by Captain_Dva (Sat 29th Feb 2020 6:04pm)
  • Personally I feel that it’s valid to have a orange walk but what I feel is wrong is the fact that people connect it to rangers and Celtic and start arguments when really deep in the core it’s nothing to do with football. Ps. I don’t support any glasgow team so I’m not taking sides. by Captain_Dva (Sun 15th Mar 2020 12:11am)
  • Canny beat car park in the sky by Captain_Dva (Tue 17th Mar 2020 6:00pm)
  • I have heard of this happening before and as sad as it is to say it’s more common than you would think However I don’t believe it was anything of a racist manner, I feel that your trying to pull the racism card when it’s really not needed He shouted ‘Prick’ after it, nothing of a racist. However you were still a victim of abuse Did one of them have there phones out? There’s a good chance it was for Tik Tok or some other social media stunt. by Captain_Dva (Thu 30th Jul 2020 8:47am)
  • The patter by Captain_Dva (Tue 25th Aug 2020 5:14pm)
  • He tried in vein by Captain_Dva (Fri 4th Sep 2020 2:28pm)
  • Cheers mate by Captain_Dva (Thu 17th Sep 2020 7:15pm)
  • Cheers by Captain_Dva (Thu 17th Sep 2020 7:15pm)
  • They were like a 3 week wait, that probably shows how good they are by Captain_Dva (Tue 29th Sep 2020 2:41pm)
  • I had said I wanted my front windows tinted but they said it’s actually against the law and informed me of all the rules, they said getting them done won’t be such a big deal but that’s my decision if I want to take the chance. The guys on the phone sounded like really good guys by Captain_Dva (Tue 29th Sep 2020 2:40pm)
  • Exactly what I said mate. No point in risking getting pulled over for that then next thing you know your getting done for something else by Captain_Dva (Tue 29th Sep 2020 3:06pm)
  • Connect? I got the same email. It’s actually the 3rd time I’ve had a email from the same woman Katie under a different company name by Captain_Dva (Tue 6th Oct 2020 11:40am)
  • For context: Male, Female and young female in the car. No disabled badge. by Captain_Dva (Fri 7th May 2021 8:46pm)
  • Didn’t tax have the caramel and Freddo was just solid chocolate? by Captain_Dva (Mon 10th May 2021 1:26pm)
  • Omg my fiancée honestly hasn’t shut up about getting one of them for agesssssss. If you can’t re-home him then give me a shout. by Captain_Dva (Mon 21st Jun 2021 6:44pm)
  • Hey it’s all good man, she goes to the shops and looks at them regularly. I know she really wants one and I was just going to give her a surprise (I know her tank is fine for them atm, so I wasn’t just going to turn up with a fish that wouldn’t survive) by Captain_Dva (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 1:00am)
  • Don’t clap when the plane lands. by Captain_Dva (Wed 30th Jun 2021 1:00pm)
  • Many folk here in Motherwell pure gym Regularly dropping weights. Never seen anyone say anything by Captain_Dva (Thu 1st Jul 2021 1:29am)
  • MASK??? by Captain_Dva (Mon 12th Jul 2021 8:42pm)
  • 5 Minutes??? Lucky bastard! by Captain_Dva (Fri 16th Jul 2021 7:57pm)
  • Fuckin hell man, your account history was a rollercoaster. by Captain_Dva (Wed 4th Aug 2021 1:06am)
  • Phone work and get some overtime /s by Captain_Dva (Tue 24th Aug 2021 6:16pm)
  • I’m interested to hear more about Ford Kiernan by Captain_Dva (Wed 8th Sep 2021 4:12pm)
  • Haha deserves the fucking scumbag right. Maybe someone will kick his cunt in and let him know how it feels. by Captain_Dva (Wed 15th Sep 2021 10:26pm)
  • Aye but when yer steaming you could run that, it’s mental by Captain_Dva (Thu 28th Oct 2021 5:47pm)
  • DELETED Thanks for the response, I’m currently contracted to 39h but working 45-50 and not getting paid after 39. My current job hours are from 5am start to 11pm at night so I’m defo used to unsociable hours I stepped up to management because better hours and better money, also you do tills rarely and rarely rack down. Currently I’m the one chasing shoplifters so getting moaned at about them is sounding better than being stabbed haha. Cheers for your insight by Captain_Dva (Tue 8th Mar 2022 8:36am)
  • DELETED Na defo from my post history I’m sure I’ve mentioned it somewhere. I’ve been learning as much management stuff as I can so I just put it down to ‘I’m staying back to learn more about my job role’ in reality I’m actually just trying to keep the shop a float by Captain_Dva (Tue 8th Mar 2022 9:07am)
  • Can’t beat wellman cars by Captain_Dva (Tue 8th Mar 2022 1:09pm)
  • Don’t know why I’m being downvoted but yep your right, there’s a reason I’m asking about Aldi 😂 not like I feel that’s going to be any better to be honest by Captain_Dva (Tue 8th Mar 2022 7:57pm)
  • Car park in the sky. Just don’t let her out your sight by Captain_Dva (Thu 17th Mar 2022 11:17am)
  • Just curious, with 35k P/A, what’s the monthly take home? I’m 625 rent and I’m 45mins from glasgow to the south by Captain_Dva (Fri 29th Apr 2022 2:29am)
  • £150 gas and electricity, 3 bedroom Edit: Scottish power DD by Captain_Dva (Mon 23rd May 2022 11:14pm)
  • DELETED So I just had this job interview with them recently. I requested to know what the job was all about and here is the response [https://imgur.com/a/HWjjFqd](https://imgur.com/a/HWjjFqd). Sounded to me like someone who stands around in shopping centres trying to sell you sky/gas etc. Ps. They also wanted me to be in a suit for the 15minute interview. by Captain_Dva (Mon 25th Jul 2022 8:49pm)
  • Always thought it was called Popcorn engine. Don’t ask me why or how I came to that conclusion but I just did by Captain_Dva (Mon 25th Jul 2022 11:54pm)
  • Aye that’s it, sounds better when it’s a ST or RS doing it tho by Captain_Dva (Tue 26th Jul 2022 5:06pm)
  • Just got a new Audi last august and by September someone had (very angrily) keyed it in my works car park… weirdly tho they went up and down and norside to side. Just found it rather strange Edit: My gut tells me they parked next to me, ‘dropped something’ and on the way up held out there key by Captain_Dva (Sun 31st Jul 2022 10:31am)
  • Folk will take a line when there in the house at 11pm on a school night while the baby’s asleep in bed…. And you expect them not to take a line at a **Party** by Captain_Dva (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 12:25pm)
  • *In steps* **The Turkish Barbour** by Captain_Dva (Tue 9th Aug 2022 6:37am)
  • Sorry OP is from Australia, could you write that upside down *and* with a little more venom so it’s *extra* dangerous by Captain_Dva (Fri 26th Aug 2022 6:44pm)
  • Instead of a quick tyre change, you’ve to jump out and fight to keep your tyres by Captain_Dva (Fri 9th Sep 2022 1:19pm)
  • Only if the Captains name is Jack, and every time he speaks he must call him Captain Jack *AAA-ooo Captain Jack, AAA-ooo Captain Jack. Bring me back to the rail road track, bring me back to the rail road track* by Captain_Dva (Thu 15th Sep 2022 5:48pm)
  • Heard that one before from a comedian by Captain_Dva (Thu 15th Sep 2022 8:45pm)
  • Been about 4 times with my mrs, everytime she’s been hit on blatantly by girls coming to the table and introducing themselves. 10/10 would go again. by Captain_Dva (Sat 17th Sep 2022 5:19pm)
  • Unless it’s master splinter, surely you could put it in a wee cage and put a blanket or something over the top? by Captain_Dva (Fri 30th Sep 2022 11:37am)
  • 50p? It’s up to £1 in my local… and I’m furious by Captain_Dva (Sun 16th Oct 2022 7:18pm)
  • About to tell you a story about his Friday night… by Captain_Dva (Tue 18th Oct 2022 9:38pm)
  • Well that was the whole idea, I don’t know but maybe someone could make use of it before I hire a skip and get it chucked out 🤷‍♂️ just wanted to give people a option if they needed it by Captain_Dva (Mon 9th Jan 2023 10:28am)
  • Na as long as you declare it then it’s accepted by Captain_Dva (Mon 9th Jan 2023 1:59pm)
  • I dropped you a private message by Captain_Dva (Mon 9th Jan 2023 2:06pm)
  • Got someone coming tomorrow mate, if they leave any I’ll give you a shout by Captain_Dva (Mon 9th Jan 2023 5:27pm)
  • We went to tony macaroni and they done the same for us, the tip was already added to the bill before being brought to the table. I do usually leave a tip but not when I feel forced, when I asked for the tip to be removed the waiter acted offended! We haven’t been back and don’t plan on it, was decent food so I’m kinda sad. by Captain_Dva (Wed 25th Jan 2023 8:48pm)
  • Roasted cheese. Call it toasted cheese and I’ll stick it in the bin. by Captain_Dva (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 10:33pm)
  • Our speedometers on cars are actually set below the speed it tells us (I think it’s about 3mph slower) Then there also the fact that you get a 10% tolerance +2 (recently changed from +3) So example … we are in a 50, you can do 10% +2 +3. Meaning you can drive at 60 and be right on the edge of speeding. Don’t know if you remember the works getting done on the M74 Hamilton-raith. There was average speed cameras there for 50 (I actually posted a pic on my profile asking a separate question) and in that 50 I would stick my cruise control on everyday at 57 to and from work and never got a fine. My friend however, went through them at 70 ‘to prove they weren’t working’ and got 3 points. by Captain_Dva (Wed 14th Jun 2023 3:47pm)
  • Don’t forget the LGBTQ community by Captain_Dva (Wed 5th Jul 2023 11:14am)
  • Big T by Captain_Dva (Mon 28th Aug 2023 10:32am)
  • Diabetic here.. the bin men take my buckets. Super handy. by Captain_Dva (Mon 28th Aug 2023 5:40pm)
  • No. As in… go and give them the bucket! They take sharps bins into the cabin and dispose of them properly. Sorry for the confusion. by Captain_Dva (Mon 28th Aug 2023 10:48pm)
  • Hopefully it helped 😁 by Captain_Dva (Tue 29th Aug 2023 10:20am)
  • Ron’s quality snax easy kilbride /s by Captain_Dva (Thu 14th Sep 2023 7:03am)
  • It’s just became a meme, pretty standard if am honest. by Captain_Dva (Thu 14th Sep 2023 4:25pm)