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  • Second Category Is, fantastic shop run by fantastic people by Cjohnsonlives (Tue 28th Apr 2020 1:34pm)
  • Crackin shout mate, I'll get down the post office the now by Cjohnsonlives (Wed 24th Jun 2020 4:22pm)
  • I totally get where you're coming from here mate - I do bike deliveries and the amount of mad junkie bastards that've walked out in front of my bike or threatened to take it off me or whatever the fuck is unreal. But what do you mean by "cleansed"? Git the firearms squad to shoot them and fling them in the Clyde? Fire them all in the jail? Shuttle them away to be another council's problem? It's a shite situation and it's getting worse, but the solution to that isny a fuckin cleansing, it's funding mental, medical and housing help for these folk - cause as unpleasant and inconvenient and even dangerous as they are, they're fuckin still people. And, if nought else, getting them actual tangible help is much more affective at getting them off the streets and off the drugs. by Cjohnsonlives (Sun 26th Jul 2020 2:15am)
  • Mine was mental, felt like *an episode of Doctor Who. Carpark of a sports centre, army boys in uniform all over the shop, hangin about in tents and handing out swabs - none of them in PPE but, which I thought was weird. Probably disny matter as much when the tests are self administered? by Cjohnsonlives (Tue 28th Jul 2020 11:01am)
  • Aye, it's the dead centre of town sure. by Cjohnsonlives (Sun 2nd Aug 2020 12:45pm)
  • jesus mate, just have a wank and call it a night by Cjohnsonlives (Fri 14th Aug 2020 2:02am)
  • I noticed that myself, looks like lovely dark ground, would be a tragedy if I couldny use it. I reckoned it'd be alright, think I just freaked myself out thinking about it! by Cjohnsonlives (Mon 24th Aug 2020 6:40pm)
  • Great shout mate I'll give that a look! by Cjohnsonlives (Tue 25th Aug 2020 1:12am)
  • Ah, see, if I could afford compost it'd be fine, but I'm unfortunately mega skint. I'm a dab hand at improving soil, and I'm planning on digging a pond so there'll be some soil kicking about, it's just making sure there's nothing nasty there. by Cjohnsonlives (Tue 25th Aug 2020 1:17am)
  • I do food delivery for Uber, and am very careful about wearing a mask and keeping my distance while I'm picking up and dropping off. Interaction I had with a mad deliveroo cunt on a moped: Him: *asks a question about payment/billing problems on the app* Me: *pulling my phone out to check* "Could you back up for me a wee bit big man?" Him: "Why?" Me: "Uh, the pandemic?" Him: "Pandemic is bullshit." Me: *getting back on my bike and leaving* "Fucking idiot." Him: *shouting down the street after me* "You believe in pandemic, you fuckin idiot!" Absolute wanker, so fucking frustrating how many of those cunts are about. by Cjohnsonlives (Fri 25th Sep 2020 3:06am)
  • I have untreated ADHD (got my referral from the doc but was told not to hold my breath) and it's a bit of a misery. The comforts of home are nice but it's so hard to keep pace without that wee extra bit of structure, there isn't a class I'm not at least a week behind in and it's a nightmare trying to catch up. by Cjohnsonlives (Fri 9th Oct 2020 11:22am)
  • Obvs not a source, but the number is legit - I phoned that number on Friday and got my first jag today. What OP is saying scans with what one of the guys at the vaccine place I went to was saying, that they were taking more folk next week and were expecting things to ramp up. by Cjohnsonlives (Mon 24th May 2021 12:12am)
  • Not an answer but I read that as "artificial fur pitches" and I spent a weird moment contemplating what running on that would be like, especially after the rain by Cjohnsonlives (Wed 16th Jun 2021 10:27am)
  • My hair was too blonde for anyone (except maybe sk:n but their prices are fucking frightening) so I ended up going straight to About Face on St Enoch's Square for electrolysis, it's going pretty well so far!! edit: Also, there is a lot of dysphoria-inducing shit on websites for cosmetic places, even the ones (like About Face) that actually try, so remember to be gentle with and kind to yourself! Do something nice just for you <3 by Cjohnsonlives (Wed 16th Jun 2021 10:30am)
  • "Wis roastin, the night we tanned Chrome..." by Cjohnsonlives (Wed 30th Jun 2021 1:24pm)
  • To be fair, the vast majority of folk (who are broadly not Middle Class™) are fighting for their fuckin' lives the now just paying bills and buying supermarket food. Like, I get where you're coming from, but I don't like the implication that folk not talking a serious interest in food scenes is the product of laziness or moral inferiority rather than, y'know, skyrocketing poverty and shite hours for shite wages. No wonder when you do manage to scrape enough money, time and energy to go out it's big'n'cheap you're after - you want to feel like you've filled your belly for what you're paying, especially when it's sitting in the back of your head that you'll be a month into winter before you can justify putting your heating on. by Cjohnsonlives (Tue 19th Jul 2022 6:19pm)
  • Genuinely baffling that you'd think that we "as a nation" had no direct experience of the confederacy. Industrial Glasgow was built on the back of the transatlantic trade - where do you think all that cotton and tobacco came from? And more importantly, who do you think grew it? by Cjohnsonlives (Tue 28th Nov 2023 12:31pm)