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Kcal kitchen? Not been but heard good fings
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 4th Jan 2019 12:38pm)
I'm a man and not musically talented but I can make a weapon of s cup of tea, can I apply?
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 4th Jan 2019 1:49pm)
Viper open yet?
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 5th Jan 2019 3:41pm)
Beast
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 11th Jan 2019 11:29am)
Hope he gets pumped a dillion
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 12th Jan 2019 11:37am)
There's hunners on the other side of the bridge
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 21st Jan 2019 3:55pm)
Wit
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 21st Jan 2019 8:21pm)
Just tell your boss you'll be in late coz the buses are fucked then enjoy the extra time not working :)
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 22nd Jan 2019 8:38am)
I must be lucky then my boss doesn't give a fuck. If ScotRail shites the bed there's nothing I can do. Been the same at all my jobs.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 22nd Jan 2019 10:39am)
Dunno people too feart to tell their boss they are going to be late?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 22nd Jan 2019 12:51pm)
I did temping for 2 years and never had this issue.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 23rd Jan 2019 8:17am)
Get a new job?
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 23rd Jan 2019 8:15am)
Amen.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 23rd Jan 2019 10:54am)
I came from nothing but worked hard to make myself a commodity. Its that negative attitude that'll keep you in that job.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 23rd Jan 2019 12:20pm)
Triggered
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 23rd Jan 2019 3:53pm)
The top comment got me. Trainsgender.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 28th Jan 2019 10:21am)
The title says it's abandoned??
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 8th Feb 2019 12:26pm)
I've never in all my years in Greenock heard totties. You from some posh cunt bit
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 17th Feb 2019 7:44pm)
Will ye aye
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 17th Feb 2019 10:32pm)
Fuck I didn't even know that was a thing
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 19th Feb 2019 12:38pm)
Single Room aye?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 19th Feb 2019 12:37pm)
Fuck you
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 22nd Feb 2019 1:23pm)
Buy us dinner 1st
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 22nd Feb 2019 1:59pm)
Love a sausage in my roll
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 22nd Feb 2019 4:22pm)
Can you make me one where I can sell pixels
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 22nd Feb 2019 7:55pm)
I'll value your ring
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 22nd Feb 2019 9:17pm)
Go to garage
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 26th Feb 2019 1:12pm)
Yyeeessssssssssssssss morreeellllooooo keeebbbaabbb
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 28th Feb 2019 1:24pm)
Blow up the Edinburgh one.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 1st Mar 2019 7:26pm)
Took this one a while back. http://imgur.com/gallery/BSA6MJv
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 6th Mar 2019 7:02pm)
Works for me
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 7th Mar 2019 3:03pm)
Shit tier uni
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 13th Mar 2019 7:09pm)
ShiteRails late again
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 14th Mar 2019 8:43am)
Not camps the army. Cannon fodder.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 19th Mar 2019 2:18pm)
I was thinking more enemy at the gates. Couple of bullets and a broomstick between them.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 19th Mar 2019 3:33pm)
Allah wills it
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 27th Mar 2019 5:08pm)
Have I been drinking electric melon for years thinking it was strawberry Nd banana
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 1st Apr 2019 1:19pm)
Weapon
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 4th Apr 2019 3:02pm)
Long live the sesh
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Apr 2019 5:01pm)
And life is the sesh
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Apr 2019 6:57pm)
Fucking good shout forgot about the cage
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 11th Apr 2019 1:29pm)
Aye think it's hype for me to just want a wee try. I'm a red man masel
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 11th Apr 2019 1:30pm)
Many thanks I'll have a look the night. Didn't know peckams had gone.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 11th Apr 2019 2:57pm)
Its literally exactly what you said
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 11th Apr 2019 5:01pm)
Tuk Tuk has free corkage
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 12th Apr 2019 11:17am)
Sorry I was dying
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 15th Apr 2019 1:34pm)
Name checks out
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 15th Apr 2019 1:34pm)
Wit
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 17th Apr 2019 12:46pm)
A Gaff
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 9th May 2019 12:51pm)
What's a LQ. Don't fink I should be in a 100% area coz I'm a pie
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 14th May 2019 12:25pm)
What is it
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 16th May 2019 12:38pm)
Sounds ace need to try that!
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 16th May 2019 12:58pm)
The Burniston Butcher
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 29th May 2019 5:02pm)
Try sky scanner Edit. Found a return for 64quid so it's do able
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th Jun 2019 1:11pm)
Good point I forgot how far outside London the airports are. I Should have clarified his budget. Mega cheap could be different to different people
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th Jun 2019 4:08pm)
Glad I'm not the only one that sent a sarcy email. Too much downtime at work.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th Jun 2019 6:05pm)
I've got a window here needing a good lick
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th Jun 2019 1:57pm)
Dublin is fucking expensive, thank fuck it's off the list.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 11th Jun 2019 12:39pm)
Its wings naw a sandwhich. A lov spunk all over ma wangs
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 19th Jun 2019 7:51pm)
Apprentice so about 40p an hour
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 20th Jun 2019 12:47pm)
Bless you
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 20th Jun 2019 1:11pm)
Grass
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 25th Jun 2019 1:29pm)
Of their lives?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 25th Jun 2019 2:31pm)
Love an oriental resin tree.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th Jun 2019 12:48pm)
Guy must be a crack pot hahaha
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th Jun 2019 12:51pm)
Wooooosh
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th Jun 2019 1:03pm)
Skyscanner for flights. Then hostles where you land. Cheap as chips.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 1st Jul 2019 12:29pm)
Public transport top notch in America, you in NYC or is that sarcasm?
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 1st Jul 2019 12:37pm)
There are 440 calories in a 1 cheeseburger serving of McDonald's Double Cheeseburger. Calorie breakdown: 45% fat, 32% carbs, 23% protein.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 3rd Jul 2019 12:36pm)
Unless you had a large meal with a full sugar drink its still under 1000 ya fat ride
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 3rd Jul 2019 12:51pm)
Nh shes not needs a good pumpin
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 3rd Jul 2019 4:30pm)
Get the cunt charged
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 4th Jul 2019 11:32am)
Amen
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Jul 2019 1:50pm)
£22 to see something thats 66million years old is a steal. Maby your more the flavoured windows exibit kinda guy.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Jul 2019 1:50pm)
HahHahaha
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 16th Jul 2019 1:00pm)
Fuck your maws oot without her carer again
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 16th Jul 2019 7:34pm)
Your windaes got some wild filter on it
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 24th Jul 2019 7:52am)
Whisky* unless is was Irish shite then your forgiven
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 24th Jul 2019 4:24pm)
All those pubs are class so thats why not mentioned
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 24th Jul 2019 4:29pm)
This is a Glasgow sub ya pedo. Also you type on reddit, not speak ya dafty. I dunno about you but when I speak I don't state which spelling of a word a used
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 25th Jul 2019 8:18am)
Exactly
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 25th Jul 2019 1:02pm)
Yeh I dont get the passive part myself
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 25th Jul 2019 7:30pm)
Bag of Nails. Literally across the road from Kelvinhall
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 26th Jul 2019 1:14pm)
Oh I thought a ham beast was a fat burd. Every days a school day.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 26th Jul 2019 1:13pm)
Wooah we got a big one boys reel him in
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 28th Jul 2019 6:45pm)
Air rifle
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 31st Jul 2019 12:17pm)
If I open the window I get a dillion flies in man, does ma tits on
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 7th Aug 2019 8:36am)
Make every cunting day the weekend
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 19th Aug 2019 1:32pm)
Probably govan
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 21st Aug 2019 5:08pm)
Lucky it wasnt near kelvinbridge with all the manky orange water between the tracks
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 25th Aug 2019 1:15pm)
Theres a cycle path from the town center all the way to loch Lomond
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 28th Aug 2019 1:17pm)
Came to say this. Incredible.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Aug 2019 5:20pm)
Get the gear in
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Aug 2019 5:20pm)
Defos not English
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 3rd Sep 2019 1:07pm)
Bacon, egg and black pudding with reed sawce
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 6th Sep 2019 12:28pm)
Maby share this in the Edinburgh sub only a cunt would wear those
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 11th Sep 2019 3:20pm)
I mind playing a bunch of hooting uni yanks there and they kept shouting "Streeeet ruleess dooodee" when anything happened. Still no idea what they ment.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 12th Sep 2019 5:46pm)
Ha thanks for englightining me after all these years. I did think that but they were shouting it at everything, like the ball going out of play nd that.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 12th Sep 2019 6:01pm)
Nah dont worry my impression was already dreadful. Jokes I love the US.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 12th Sep 2019 6:18pm)
First Saturday in a few months Ive not been hanging oot my arse and its quite nice.
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 14th Sep 2019 9:34am)
Maby stop praying and wishing then
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 16th Sep 2019 9:45am)
Shite patter
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 16th Sep 2019 3:32pm)
Mine was utterly shite but pointing out spelling is beyond tragic on a scot sub.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 16th Sep 2019 3:54pm)
Absurd bird
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 25th Sep 2019 5:33pm)
Oooh your ard
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 28th Sep 2019 11:55am)
Woooosh
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 28th Sep 2019 1:37pm)
Wooooooooooshhh
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 28th Sep 2019 1:42pm)
Come on which supermarket
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 29th Sep 2019 5:49pm)
https://youtu.be/3D97gwGlMFE
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 30th Sep 2019 10:23am)
Nah it wis just filled with doughnuts
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 30th Sep 2019 1:01pm)
Black dynamite. Qualdo film
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Oct 2019 8:19am)
The old botanic gardens subway station
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Oct 2019 1:50pm)
Every cunt at the office is riddled. Only a matter of time.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 2nd Oct 2019 8:57am)
Dunno about you but I find peering into ppls windows is a bit creepy
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 3rd Oct 2019 7:46am)
69
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 6th Oct 2019 5:16pm)
Get fucked UB40 are class
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 9th Oct 2019 2:31pm)
Shame its near the student loans company. Fuckin demonic cunts
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 11th Oct 2019 8:58pm)
Or just dont be a spazzy
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 22nd Oct 2019 10:51am)
Westendy trendy
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 24th Oct 2019 4:29pm)
"Potatoes for everyone" then?
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 27th Oct 2019 7:24pm)
https://scotrail.delayrepaycompensation.com/ I do it while I wait for my train. Cunts.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 29th Oct 2019 12:25pm)
From the options available its pretty simple to guess.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 29th Oct 2019 2:38pm)
So your giving advice and you haven't even filled one out. Nice.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 29th Oct 2019 4:25pm)
I want what your on
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 29th Oct 2019 6:55pm)
Jobby isn't spooky
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 31st Oct 2019 4:37pm)
https://www.toabsentfriends.org.uk/news/festival-events-2019/remembering-the-invisible/
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 2nd Nov 2019 5:14pm)
I can make my arse look Victorian with that filter
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 3rd Nov 2019 10:02am)
Crap joke sorry
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 3rd Nov 2019 10:40am)
Stressed out getting your messages......wit. Theres a fucking lidle right next to it go there.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 3rd Nov 2019 8:04pm)
Then find somewhere else if its that stressful ya plank. Home delivery is as low as a quid
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 3rd Nov 2019 8:29pm)
2 of you got jumped by one guy?
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 4th Nov 2019 1:00pm)
Throw some sheckles on the ground and they shall appear
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 4th Nov 2019 5:00pm)
Ray bloody purchase
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 4th Nov 2019 8:47pm)
Nice burds
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 18th Apr 2020 10:17am)
Still forced into the office despite being a job that we could easily do from home because the company cant be arsed/afford setting it up
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 20th Apr 2020 10:30am)
Aye defos boss is a gimp been at home hiding since it started nd sends us in coz managed to wrangle us as key workers somehow. Keeps saying "were all in this together". He can get fukt.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 20th Apr 2020 11:11am)
West end. Lotus, its Lebanese so special/different to the usual shitey munchibox ye get. Shawarmas, hummus, flatbreads etc. Fuking qualdomite.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 20th Apr 2020 5:07pm)
Ad pump it
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 20th Apr 2020 10:20pm)
These are the real questions. Honestly not sure, if it was infused with the chilli hummus from lotus then why the fuck not eh?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 21st Apr 2020 7:24am)
Awwww man thats gutting. Never used uber eats myself Im a just eat kinda guy.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 21st Apr 2020 7:23am)
Aye but I just punted her oot was fine after.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 21st Apr 2020 7:26am)
Will do ma man. Extra garlic.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 21st Apr 2020 7:25am)
Some cunts saying pubs shut till December. I'd give up a baw for a pint.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 21st Apr 2020 10:25am)
Fuck man I never even thought of that l, waste indeed. A bucket of swally sounds ideal. Could even do it like China are fart swally into carrier bags. https://images.app.goo.gl/fgoPhgrZGzBWdFxZA
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 21st Apr 2020 3:36pm)
Careful mate some ppl pit razor blades behind them
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 22nd Apr 2020 1:59pm)
Dunno about that mate but if I stand on the left hand side of the M8 at precisely 10past 2 during a class 5 gale, I get a full blown staunner.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 23rd Apr 2020 1:54pm)
If you can make it to the botanics theres the abandoned subway station
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 30th Apr 2020 12:29pm)
Roaster
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 30th Apr 2020 3:52pm)
Ooh cheers mate I'll have a swatch
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 30th Apr 2020 5:19pm)
Wear a thong. Rides up a bit but the breeze is to die for.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 1st May 2020 10:37am)
Half English, no problems ever.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 1st May 2020 4:38pm)
Which ones the original?
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 3rd May 2020 6:15pm)
The tower the wizard pumped yer maw in
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 4th May 2020 7:31pm)
Indian Orchard dumbarton road
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 5th May 2020 9:14am)
Its an absolute cunt when yer hingin
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 6th May 2020 7:41pm)
Bored oot ma banger. Fuck all work in office so sat flcikin the bean all day
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 7th May 2020 9:36am)
I can lick a windae clean ill tell ye that for free
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 7th May 2020 10:05am)
Way to shit on my only skill man
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 7th May 2020 10:11am)
Yasssss
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 7th May 2020 1:04pm)
Naw but hunners of slaters
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 10th May 2020 6:22pm)
I about froze on the cycle to work the day
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 11th May 2020 9:21am)
Welcome to the most retarded comment of the day
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 11th May 2020 9:20am)
I blasted through the south park fractured butt whole game.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 12th May 2020 10:55am)
Easterhoose
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 12th May 2020 11:13am)
Is it for home bru? Used to be a wee shop at the end of Dumbarton road which I think is still doing online orders. I may be wrong.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 12th May 2020 11:10am)
Just found it, called Glenbrew home brewing equipment and looks to be taking online orders. Might have to look out all my old homebrew gear now.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 12th May 2020 11:19am)
Aye that empty horses van
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 12th May 2020 1:25pm)
Anti virus bomb
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 18th May 2020 1:49pm)
Lotus, Lebanese. West endy trendy.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 18th May 2020 1:54pm)
Cover your door in shite so he wont knock it.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 19th May 2020 10:58am)
Spunk on his weely bin
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 19th May 2020 11:51am)
Thats the winner there
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 19th May 2020 12:01pm)
An anonoyomnooose letter
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 19th May 2020 5:29pm)
Patter. Merchant.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 21st May 2020 1:46pm)
Cat man of Greenock comes to mind thats almost Glasgow
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 21st May 2020 2:07pm)
How about some gear nd buckfast
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 22nd May 2020 8:40am)
Aww fuck at least its still easy to get cocaine haha
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 22nd May 2020 9:16am)
"asking for my 1 year old" my arse. I'm almost 30 and have been rocking my £3.50 bad boy from home bargins.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 29th May 2020 11:54am)
Americas fucked eh
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 30th May 2020 8:05am)
Would you be open to taking kegs of homebrew
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 30th May 2020 12:29pm)
I haven't actually brewed for a while but been looking for an excuse. Just ordered a bunch of ingredients and sterelizer to get back into it. I didn't know there was meetups but sounds class, Used to help out at a uni homebrew club.
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 30th May 2020 12:54pm)
Could be a shout, I'd need to dust off the kit unless you guys have some?
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 30th May 2020 12:52pm)
Wow I really want to ask, thats way more than I've got, I might need to buy more hops then haha. Where are you based?
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 30th May 2020 3:24pm)
I'll green your cock
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 31st May 2020 3:28pm)
Keen
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 1st Jun 2020 9:58pm)
Why
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 2nd Jun 2020 9:54pm)
"Show us where ye pish fae"
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 2nd Jun 2020 10:03pm)
Nd a macds wuld fix that wit
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 3rd Jun 2020 10:03am)
Big juicy appreciation society awaits your review
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 4th Jun 2020 2:07pm)
Cn I put ma boaby in it
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Jun 2020 4:23pm)
Yat yat fleeto number one https://youtu.be/hvYJNoclAUg
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Jun 2020 4:25pm)
Thought I'd accidentally ate an edible
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 7th Jun 2020 2:05pm)
Dat saturation doe
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 7th Jun 2020 6:05pm)
Now do one in Easter hoose Nd watch your drone get tomahawkd
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 8th Jun 2020 3:21pm)
Clydegrove accountants
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 18th Jun 2020 2:38pm)
Up round jaw resivoir
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 21st Jun 2020 10:12pm)
Theres a few nice lochs / reservoirs in that area and much closer than Lomond but I got downvoted for some reason so many its a bust.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 22nd Jun 2020 1:32pm)
Wit ye got bigman
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 24th Jun 2020 2:13pm)
Check your callander mate, hink lockdown and the sun may be playing tricks on you
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 25th Jun 2020 6:50pm)
Thats a bastart
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 25th Jun 2020 7:27pm)
West endy trendy
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 29th Jun 2020 12:45pm)
Found the shagger
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 3rd Jul 2020 12:09pm)
I found a guy on gumtree that'll pick up your shite
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 3rd Jul 2020 1:54pm)
Whos Nicola Stu?
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 5th Jul 2020 10:34pm)
Aye its mental, not willing to say how much I offered over for ma hoose. Where was the flat, I know some areas are really popular?
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 10th Jul 2020 9:26am)
Ah I know it good transport links to town which could drive up the prices. Good luck buddy buying a property is definatly a challange.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 10th Jul 2020 9:59am)
KRK next to old school house. You'll be like a kid in a candy shop.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 10th Jul 2020 3:48pm)
Lotus. Lebanese. Fucking qualdomite
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 10th Jul 2020 8:27pm)
Quality crossed with dynamite. Old high school patter apologies.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 10th Jul 2020 8:54pm)
QuLdomailty
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 11th Jul 2020 12:47am)
Qualdomite
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 11th Jul 2020 3:17am)
Maby he likes bounties
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 12th Jul 2020 2:10pm)
Reminds me of that test where they had a guy dressed in a suit and a guy dressed up as a jakie collapse in the street. You can guess which guy got help and which didnt.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 17th Jul 2020 3:56pm)
I put this into youtube and there was a selection you can choose from. They are different to the one I remember but same message. Search "homeless man vs suit colapse"
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 17th Jul 2020 5:44pm)
Link please
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 30th Jul 2020 2:44pm)
Jobby under the door mat
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 31st Jul 2020 4:17pm)
Forgot to add will pay if needed.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 31st Jul 2020 4:40pm)
Its a bugs life in ma garden the noo
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 31st Jul 2020 4:44pm)
Guttied
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 31st Jul 2020 4:58pm)
Fair dos thanks man. Worth a shot eh
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 31st Jul 2020 4:58pm)
You can have her
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 31st Jul 2020 6:44pm)
Sadly im skinto
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 31st Jul 2020 6:45pm)
You heard of covid at all?
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 31st Jul 2020 6:45pm)
Needs more smoke from all the buildings catching fire
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 3rd Aug 2020 5:36pm)
Soft play area for adults. Bar, gear and helter-skelterz
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 4th Aug 2020 10:52am)
Why you gna 9/11 the knightswood flats
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 4th Aug 2020 5:34pm)
Yer maws conker
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 10th Aug 2020 8:10pm)
Spunk
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 10th Aug 2020 8:18pm)
Bad vindaloo sorry
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 16th Aug 2020 7:10pm)
Victor morris for an air rifle
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 16th Aug 2020 9:26pm)
Wis a joke ya gonk
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 17th Aug 2020 8:19am)
Help me bring it back
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 17th Aug 2020 4:19pm)
Morrisons cafe Partik. Best o gear nd cheap as fuck.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 19th Aug 2020 8:20pm)
Cowdenbeath
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 23rd Aug 2020 10:23am)
Whys it always 40p is that the going rate for smack. Wish ching was that cheap
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th Aug 2020 6:30pm)
No
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 30th Aug 2020 9:21pm)
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Fuck right off wedding has already been cancelled twice Its not happening again. This advice is getting pied. Pubs still open aye ok.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 7:54pm)
Ones I've been in dont give a fuck
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 7:59pm)
Yer maw
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 7:56pm)
Thats a fruit like you
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 8:09pm)
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Sadly the only place and time sensitive due to visa reasons
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 9:19pm)
Your words
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 9:19pm)
Fruit as in fruit loop. Not homo ya homophobe.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 10:15pm)
Jesus thats high school patter. Tragic.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 10:32pm)
Cringe
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 10:38pm)
https://youtu.be/IkMy34Jbbww
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 10:46pm)
Claps
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 1st Sep 2020 11:03pm)
Only option the registrar gave us. Last two got cancelled in april and may. mrs visa runs out in 2 weeks so what would you suggest oh wise one??
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 2nd Sep 2020 8:41am)
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Just lucky no ones had it in the pubs I've been in then.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 2nd Sep 2020 9:52am)
Bollocks. Maybe in town but all the wee local pubs/restaurants have 0 protocols
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 2nd Sep 2020 9:51am)
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Lucky you. 40 ppl crowded round the bar at my bit
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 2nd Sep 2020 10:31am)
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Nope I left cant afford time off work. Not a grass.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 2nd Sep 2020 10:45am)
A joke man calm doon
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 2nd Sep 2020 11:16am)
Ma milkshake
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 8th Sep 2020 8:03pm)
The bend over and take it approach
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 8th Sep 2020 8:10pm)
Damn right
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 9th Sep 2020 8:28am)
20/20
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 10th Sep 2020 3:35pm)
Obviously
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 10th Sep 2020 9:26pm)
Rats dnt get him
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 10th Sep 2020 9:25pm)
Aye that big massive buildings pure stealth mode lykz
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 14th Sep 2020 8:33pm)
Thats hefty normal
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 16th Sep 2020 8:58pm)
Clouds r hungover
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 23rd Sep 2020 10:54am)
This subs filled with sjw mongos
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 23rd Sep 2020 7:47pm)
Ooooooooooo
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 26th Sep 2020 11:26am)
They are fucking mental some of them. Pure palaces.
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 26th Sep 2020 11:32am)
Shagging
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 26th Sep 2020 12:46pm)
Nope
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 26th Sep 2020 4:14pm)
Tweet it at some cunt that myt be able to sort it
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 27th Sep 2020 6:15pm)
Out ma way is a free for all. Don't even do track and trace just a rammy
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 29th Sep 2020 12:44pm)
I went with inspired vision bathrooms and wetrooms. Can't fault them in anyway.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 29th Sep 2020 1:30pm)
Jesus used to see the steamy post most days but this is the first one ive seen in months, what's happened?
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 30th Sep 2020 8:12pm)
Theres this new thing Id recommend, I think its called goggles or is it gooogly? Either way Itll know.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 30th Sep 2020 9:29pm)
Ahhh mind the days you could just kip on the pavement nd no police would disturb you. Great times.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 4th Oct 2020 3:26pm)
Fuck mate. Sounds like you've seen more of Glasgow than me. Long live the sesh.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 5th Oct 2020 5:31pm)
I can hold these plates off much longer Liz. Dont just stand there dreaming about lipstick!
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 8th Oct 2020 9:30pm)
Show those trolley bastarts whos billy big biscuits
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 14th Oct 2020 8:56pm)
Thats fucking class
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 18th Oct 2020 12:05am)
https://youtu.be/Ju1UwmgkKgI
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 25th Oct 2020 7:51pm)
This. One in Dundee is fukin amazing, yet to find a replacement in Glasgow
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Oct 2020 10:39pm)
Where it to?
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Oct 2020 10:43pm)
I recommend Cardross if you dont want to go too far. Right next to the water and can walk all the way back into town if you can be bothered.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 1st Nov 2020 11:17am)
Perhaps the part where is says you can travel for exercise derp derp "People living under level three rules should not travel outside their own local authority area for anything other than "essential" reasons. This can include work, education, outdoor exercise, healthcare or caring responsibilities, and essential shopping."
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 1st Nov 2020 11:24am)
"People living under level three rules should not travel outside their own local authority area for anything other than "essential" reasons. This can include work, education, outdoor exercise, healthcare or caring responsibilities, and essential shopping."
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 1st Nov 2020 11:24am)
Jesus wish the west Dunbartonshire boarder was slightly more east. Would save me a bomb in wankcil tax.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 1st Nov 2020 1:19pm)
Piss on a tray, freeze it. Slide under door. Profit.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 2nd Nov 2020 7:18pm)
Mon to my slum nd ill sniff ye then
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 3rd Nov 2020 7:02pm)
Fart down the hosepipe fir me
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 3rd Nov 2020 10:36pm)
You're a hoot and a half
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 4th Nov 2020 11:40am)
Useless gonks can I get my tax back
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 4th Nov 2020 10:39pm)
Insightful
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 4th Nov 2020 11:42pm)
And you don't get invited in the first place with that bully victim patter xox
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 5th Nov 2020 9:36am)
Picked for me? Aww
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 5th Nov 2020 4:34pm)
Thats plenty
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 6th Nov 2020 9:52am)
Wit you on about mate I'm comfortable with who I am. I'm saying thats plenty because you got russled so bad you had to be a pure creep and go through my profile like a pure stalker. Had no patter so you had to check my profile for some ya tragic mess xD. Also like to point out I was only ever joking around until you started the backchat about my hosepipe comment. Anyway Im honoured I wound you up so much you had to stalk me xox
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 6th Nov 2020 11:05am)
What happens if I stop paying my council tax. Its joke they forgot my bind last week.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 6th Nov 2020 3:33pm)
Naw too shabby.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 6th Nov 2020 4:29pm)
Totalius nedius
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 6th Nov 2020 4:30pm)
Perfect when theres no covid.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 6th Nov 2020 4:29pm)
Wow
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 10th Nov 2020 1:06pm)
Any requirments? I'm a fat cunt now coz lockdown need to shift it but I might be slow as fuck.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 11th Nov 2020 12:54pm)
Naw seen the steamie in ages. Hows it going
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 12th Nov 2020 9:41am)
Dunno if its open but Greenock waterfront had one.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 12th Nov 2020 4:23pm)
Some gaff
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 13th Nov 2020 3:52pm)
Pish on a tray Freeze it Slidy freezy pish under door Profit
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 14th Nov 2020 9:55am)
Lotus lebenese. Also absurd bird
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 18th Nov 2020 11:56am)
https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-kebab-shop-snaps-back-17202171 Love it
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 18th Nov 2020 4:18pm)
I assume it is but fuck me it didn't stop for about 10mins. Way things are going this year I shat myself and thought it was a nuclear bomb warning or summat
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 20th Nov 2020 7:49am)
These jakies have always been about its just normally theres a tonne of people to mask it but since lockdown only the jakes are about now so its a lot more noticeable
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 21st Nov 2020 9:30pm)
Fuck Mondays man. However do feel better having not spent the whole weekend comatose on the sofa hangin
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 23rd Nov 2020 10:30am)
Think I've used the bus about twice in 5 years. Fuking shite
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 23rd Nov 2020 8:59pm)
Fuck that man. I moved when I was going to have to do that as I couldn't face it.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 24th Nov 2020 3:18pm)
Wonder who his gear guy wis in Glasgow
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 25th Nov 2020 9:02pm)
Your high street
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 25th Nov 2020 9:01pm)
El Chipy
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 25th Nov 2020 9:34pm)
Rule of thirds
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 26th Nov 2020 11:50am)
Its naw mine
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 26th Nov 2020 1:25pm)
Not critical just saying its naw ma foti
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 26th Nov 2020 1:58pm)
Evening
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 28th Nov 2020 7:43pm)
Look at you and your fancy electronic piano. Banned.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 2nd Dec 2020 10:19pm)
You should apply to bbc weather
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 3rd Dec 2020 10:57am)
Snow is the best weather. Makes even dug shite look good.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 3rd Dec 2020 3:52pm)
Dying man. Never drinking again...
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 6th Dec 2020 2:24pm)
A number I don't want to know :P
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 7th Dec 2020 7:51am)
Iron
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 12th Dec 2020 7:07pm)
Patter police
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 15th Dec 2020 5:28pm)
Is that right aye?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 15th Dec 2020 10:19pm)
Some patter
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 15th Dec 2020 10:19pm)
"Your gaff is manky yet you don't see me complaining about your maw's cooking after I pump her, barred!"
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 17th Dec 2020 11:20pm)
Worring that NHS is filled with mongos
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 19th Dec 2020 11:31pm)
Aye Drs I've met are either respectful or self entitled cunts.No middle ground.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 20th Dec 2020 12:52pm)
Boak
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 20th Dec 2020 4:14pm)
Jesus
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 20th Dec 2020 10:57pm)
Bet you're a hoot
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 21st Dec 2020 9:37am)
Downvotes suggest that's you pal. Cheer up and have a merry xmas xox
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 21st Dec 2020 6:52pm)
How do you get past the robot things. Cycled past it a few times and always wondered how to get in?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 22nd Dec 2020 4:05pm)
Ahh I went for the fat rek perk instead
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 22nd Dec 2020 10:17pm)
Home made ftw
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 23rd Dec 2020 9:26pm)
r/Glasgow is full of ppl who will downvote anything that doesn't fit their views.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 28th Dec 2020 8:23pm)
And they don't like it being pointed out. Hence the downvotes I got haha. Tragic really.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 29th Dec 2020 9:44am)
Baannterrrr
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 30th Dec 2020 5:07pm)
Put yir arse away
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 30th Dec 2020 5:40pm)
Ooft I thought pannatonne was only fir the peacocks
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 2nd Jan 2021 7:41pm)
Does one know how the devolved parliament works
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 10th Jan 2021 9:57pm)
How can we get a council tax boycot on the go
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 12th Jan 2021 7:39pm)
Got to love light pollution. A good 4 stars.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 13th Jan 2021 11:16am)
r/woooosh
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 14th Jan 2021 11:49am)
Baaannntteerrrrrrr
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 14th Jan 2021 11:49am)
Im pretty sure any green was all smoked
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 14th Jan 2021 11:47am)
Look at all the tiny little ants
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 14th Jan 2021 11:46am)
I thought this was a wind up but no one else seems to think so. Have I wooshed myself?
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 14th Jan 2021 11:53am)
r/wooosh
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 14th Jan 2021 11:51am)
I'm fucking bamboozled to say the least. Canny tell if its sarcastic or naw. Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/tb1Q0xZGauY
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 14th Jan 2021 12:57pm)
Prepeared to eat my words
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 14th Jan 2021 3:13pm)
Absurd bird if you like chikun
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 17th Jan 2021 8:42pm)
Wot
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 17th Jan 2021 8:41pm)
Fuck the council. Genuinely gives me the boak paying council tax.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 18th Jan 2021 8:46pm)
My old flat number
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 24th Jan 2021 11:29am)
http://imgur.com/a/KEhoV1o
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 24th Jan 2021 11:38am)
Better yet get someone else to do it and put you out your misery.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 25th Jan 2021 12:29pm)
How do you order take away pints not tried it yet and im sick of my homebrew
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 27th Jan 2021 5:36pm)
Brilliant cheers man I'll have a look around
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 27th Jan 2021 7:38pm)
Some patter mate
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 30th Jan 2021 12:46pm)
Aye fuck them im paying less council tax. Would make a bit more sense if they moved blue to weekly.
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 30th Jan 2021 12:46pm)
Science in ma day wis weldin ships
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 1st Feb 2021 12:22am)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZzFXolGJc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOZzFXolGJc)
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 1st Feb 2021 10:29am)
I once had a guy wip a snake out his jacket nd make hissin noises at me in Greenock. I think the snake was as confused as me
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 2nd Feb 2021 9:56pm)
He musta had some length of a boaby then. Jesus.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 3rd Feb 2021 11:05am)
Probably srarvin wanting scran
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 4th Feb 2021 1:03pm)
I would agree to move green to three weeks if they started collecting blue every week but blue isnt changing. Also glass has been cut from two weeks to monthly so is it fuck about recycling
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Feb 2021 3:45pm)
Aye man its a complete farce.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Feb 2021 5:25pm)
Fuck that shite
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Feb 2021 9:14pm)
Aye this is the first place av had a purple bin
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Feb 2021 9:18pm)
Been there. Last flat I had a nice glass collection bin 4 mins from my flat. Council decided that was too convenient for me so moved it 10miles away
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 5th Feb 2021 10:35pm)
This is not how condensation works. Open the windows for better ventilation.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 7th Feb 2021 6:43pm)
ThAts FuKiN WiLD Man the cloUDs MuSta MooVed or sUMatt??!?!
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 8th Feb 2021 11:38am)
Taps aff
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 9th Feb 2021 9:04pm)
Snow is class man
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 9th Feb 2021 9:01pm)
Kg park
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 9th Feb 2021 9:07pm)
Your doing gods work my friend
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 9th Feb 2021 9:10pm)
Cocaine fulled wank seshes
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 9th Feb 2021 9:10pm)
Aww shite it normally doesn't let you post if its been shared before. Downvote mysel
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 9th Feb 2021 10:45pm)
Jesus Christ bet he regretted that haha
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 9th Feb 2021 10:59pm)
Homebrew yer own kegs of swally.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 11th Feb 2021 6:49pm)
Amazon boxes
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 11th Feb 2021 6:47pm)
Ive not been in 12 years. I need to man up
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 11th Feb 2021 6:52pm)
Used to love sittin on the kelvin buildings roof with some swallies
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 12th Feb 2021 7:13pm)
Yaaasssss
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 13th Feb 2021 8:31pm)
Oo
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 19th Feb 2021 10:15am)
This is why I need to stop getting swallied at the weekend
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 22nd Feb 2021 2:05pm)
How hard would it be for everyone to collectively stop paying CTax
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 23rd Feb 2021 5:06pm)
Roaster
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 26th Feb 2021 11:24pm)
Most important question I've not seen yet. Whats the pub called?
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 1st Mar 2021 10:23am)
At least they are being artistic with the littering
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 2nd Mar 2021 12:09am)
What an odd thing to get triggered about
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 6th Mar 2021 10:51am)
Pish in a ovan tray. Freeze it. Slidey pishey icepop under door. Double points if you can slide it all the way down the hallway (requires non carpeted floor)
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 6th Mar 2021 10:50am)
Fart it right into the living room
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 6th Mar 2021 12:13pm)
Fair dos
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 6th Mar 2021 12:12pm)
Simmmmer down
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 6th Mar 2021 2:48pm)
Not thst I give a fuck about football but Didn't Celtic fans protest outside parkhead? Those in glass houses eh
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 7th Mar 2021 5:29pm)
Police useless as usual
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 7th Mar 2021 5:27pm)
They've got much worse things than covid
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 7th Mar 2021 5:31pm)
Well Acshullly
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 7th Mar 2021 5:41pm)
Aye I know one of them says they don't want to be seen as the bad guy so advised against fines etc
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 7th Mar 2021 5:46pm)
Fair dos.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:14pm)
0lio app can sometimes get free shite off it thst prople dont want
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 15th Mar 2021 9:39am)
Got to work on your confidence and ask one out, you may get ur good experience big boy
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 15th Mar 2021 9:46am)
Glasgow shity council
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 15th Mar 2021 11:22am)
Got any tips Im aiming to grow my own soon
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 15th Mar 2021 7:27pm)
Would you recommend a greenhouse or can it be done without?
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 15th Mar 2021 10:24pm)
As long as people are stupid enough too keep buying they will exist
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 16th Mar 2021 11:49am)
Trams would be a pipe dream
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 20th Mar 2021 10:41am)
Increasing recycling my arse
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 23rd Mar 2021 12:02pm)
Yes
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 23rd Mar 2021 12:48pm)
Drumchapple retail park has clothes recycling bins near the sainsbos
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 25th Mar 2021 9:13am)
Started a new job this week and suprise suprise its nothing like what was sold to me. Going to be out of here if it doesn't change.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 25th Mar 2021 9:10am)
Christ a bot doing a Glasgow uni arts degree
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 25th Mar 2021 9:14am)
One absolute monster paragraph Nd one wee totie one. But on a serious note if you are on the birth cert and she stinks of booze I would highly recommend getting some legal advice. Even as a start you could try post on r/legaladviceuk see if they have any experience they can offer.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 30th Mar 2021 1:27pm)
Shite sorry for the bad flashbacks was a jest. A shite one I'll give you that
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 30th Mar 2021 1:39pm)
Hah nae danger. Hope it all works out.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 30th Mar 2021 3:36pm)
Posted this before but gna say go with the old frozen pish. Freeze a tray of pish then slide it under his door. Repeat till his flat is reekin.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 7th Apr 2021 7:34am)
Just be careful. A chest freezer helps
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 7th Apr 2021 9:04am)
Will ye aye?
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 7th Apr 2021 8:20pm)
I've done mortgages at a few banks and we wouldn't touch these with a barge pole. Might need a specialist lender.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 8th Apr 2021 12:23pm)
Most offices in town. Could easily walk into my office and shower if you knew where to look haha
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 8th Apr 2021 8:47pm)
Well if u cny get anything else dm us
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 8th Apr 2021 9:30pm)
I think we might be in the same building haha
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 9th Apr 2021 7:26am)
Oh yeh I remember those wow thats a blast from the past. I always used the Kelvin building before I spanked out the cash for the gym.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 9th Apr 2021 10:52am)
Honk
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 10th Apr 2021 8:14am)
First mortgage wagon. Free of charge so if you dont like it you loose nothing but some time. If you need any help you can DM I've worked in mortgages.
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 10th Apr 2021 8:15am)
Lost about 2 stone since last weighed masel. Yes I had a haircut.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 12th Apr 2021 11:59am)
Don't forget the two tiny hooses every cunt in the city lives in
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 12th Apr 2021 9:12pm)
Love it but where do all the people live? Aint no residential and I've played enough cities skylines to know its required.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 12th Apr 2021 9:10pm)
Repurposed the underground so we can avoid the sun
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 12th Apr 2021 9:15pm)
Thats plenty
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 14th Apr 2021 7:27am)
Got an air rifle?
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 15th Apr 2021 3:07pm)
Literally all I've been with were cunts apart from Douglas Dickson who were class when I was with them. Small office. Bit slow at getting back about stuff but never had them try anything funny. I could have been lucky though.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 15th Apr 2021 7:34pm)
Safe deposit Scotland shoulda got your deposit back
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 15th Apr 2021 7:37pm)
My arse is an air weapon
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 16th Apr 2021 6:33am)
Go to parkhead and shout FTP.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 16th Apr 2021 8:17am)
Is it fuck, thats a fuckin bunch of fuckin lies
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 16th Apr 2021 2:35pm)
Someone get that bird a donner chips cheese for christ sake
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 18th Apr 2021 7:46pm)
Makes me sad that this even has to be asked. A shame people can feel safe in their own city.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 19th Apr 2021 3:18pm)
Have a look at Clydebank. Its cheap and has a shopping center / retail park. Amazing cyclepaths along the clyde to town. Also quick cycle out into the country down the canal. Also has two trainstations and bus terminal into town.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 19th Apr 2021 3:23pm)
Too many elitist people on this sub just downvote names they dont like.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 20th Apr 2021 6:48am)
Where is it my brains melted cny figure it out
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 23rd Apr 2021 6:12pm)
Awww fuck aye Im a pie man
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 23rd Apr 2021 6:17pm)
Hope you like the sesh
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 25th Apr 2021 8:39pm)
Boak
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 25th Apr 2021 8:37pm)
Which character are you in Balamory?
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 26th Apr 2021 8:57am)
Thats ma dinner your talking about
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 26th Apr 2021 1:51pm)
What the fuck haha
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 27th Apr 2021 4:04pm)
Can get smack if you walk past the right bush
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 28th Apr 2021 11:13am)
Used to be my local 12 years ago when it was called Fat boabs. If you wanted to play pool you had to beat the guy who last won the table. Also a guy that lived above it used to lower gear down on a fishin rod to the smokers outside. Good times.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 28th Apr 2021 11:11am)
Yeh I never thought of it that way. I do miss being able to jump in for a pint or two, get a game and get involved with all the old regulars as they had class stories. Wish I could remember them stories now.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 28th Apr 2021 12:06pm)
Been to spoons every day this week
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 28th Apr 2021 7:46pm)
Do they aye?
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Apr 2021 2:04pm)
Not worst but pointless. One on Moraine Ave I cycle past has only only two entrences so whats the fking point of it. Unless the council mostook a footpath for a 3rd road which wouldn't superise me.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Apr 2021 2:02pm)
Go for a shop that does a 12incher
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Apr 2021 2:08pm)
1. A Grill box isnt a munchie box. 2. Lasts you a weekend, are you a sex offender?
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Apr 2021 2:07pm)
Depends where from. Can be under specials, deals or just boxes. But so wit if it is, if you want to try a proper munchie box a classic munchie box has pakora and deep fried shite in it. I actually prefer a grill box too but it is not the classic experience.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Apr 2021 2:17pm)
As long as its deep-fried beige food.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Apr 2021 2:33pm)
6 an half a dozen
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Apr 2021 2:55pm)
Class man. Weird seeing it with no people.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 30th Apr 2021 11:58am)
About 5 cars a day use it
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 1st May 2021 9:53am)
Pure rabbit Warren in there. Whats the mental crystal maze one in Edinburgh called?
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 1st May 2021 10:06am)
One thing I'd actually admit Edinburgh has better is buses. I never use them here.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 3rd May 2021 2:59pm)
Crookston castle
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 3rd May 2021 3:42pm)
Oh aye noy been there in years. Think theres a couple of others too.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 3rd May 2021 4:44pm)
You can walk up to the jaw resivoir from auchnacraig car park. Waterfall up there too its naw bad lyks.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th May 2021 12:22pm)
[Who gives a fuck if its a different set of hills](https://images.app.goo.gl/eWZ4TK1ToT6wyAz39) "just a place I can drive to, park up, then take a walk into the wilderness to sit for a while."
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th May 2021 12:57pm)
4 seasons in one day
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th May 2021 1:16pm)
Its a nice walk in the hills in pretty much the same place so I thought I'd suggest it. Apologies it doesn't meet your naming criteria Mr Hills Polis
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th May 2021 2:40pm)
Wit, You ok mate?
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th May 2021 3:03pm)
Take the day of the morra xox
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th May 2021 3:57pm)
Aye I got caught in it too in a t-shirt. Great planning on my part.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th May 2021 4:01pm)
Ahhh. I was so confused thought he was on the wacky backy
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th May 2021 5:34pm)
Wondered who was doing that
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 5th May 2021 5:55pm)
I think some guy is stalking me with a few account's and downvoting me. Cny prove it but.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th May 2021 6:43am)
Noticed that recently. I thought it was some guy stalking me with a few accounts. But your reason seems more plausible
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th May 2021 6:45am)
More like those r/Edinburgh cunts
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th May 2021 6:52am)
Can you take a few tinnies for the shift if its volentery?
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th May 2021 12:19pm)
Voting time soon.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th May 2021 12:23pm)
Aye your best bet now is a trip to lupe pinto's and making it urself
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th May 2021 12:21pm)
Aww class thats decent. Hope you survive.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th May 2021 12:37pm)
Used to go there once a week fucking fantastic
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th May 2021 4:46pm)
Fucking yesssss
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th May 2021 4:45pm)
Yassss
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 6th May 2021 9:25pm)
You could err just make an album...
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 8th May 2021 9:17am)
The police will freeze your piss and post it under the right circumstances
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 9th May 2021 5:10pm)
Champagne socialists
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 10th May 2021 11:10am)
Cant say I have tried it. Would you recommend it for the next party conference?
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 10th May 2021 12:26pm)
Fookin prawns
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 11th May 2021 10:57am)
[Eeey](https://youtu.be/Ein57OSrqoA)
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 11th May 2021 10:55am)
Man I'll need to watch it again been too long
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 11th May 2021 1:49pm)
Wud ye aye
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 13th May 2021 9:56pm)
Meanwhile lets turn a blind eye to Eid.
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 15th May 2021 6:54pm)
Couldn't give a fuck about football or race, you went right to it there mate not me, says a lot about you. Just find it funny how one crowd is treated like the plague but others are heroic. Didnt know covid had a preference is all.
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 15th May 2021 8:20pm)
All teams, every city. Whenever something like this happens.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 16th May 2021 10:05am)
This sub has developed some mental ajenda these days
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 16th May 2021 6:35pm)
as a whole football rioters should be held accountable, fined and or locked up because they lack to ability to behave like civil human beings. This is what Im on about. Suprised it's such an unpopular opinion.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 16th May 2021 6:55pm)
I agree completely with everything you've said. If people aren't going to get punished for this kind of behaviour it will never stop regardless of which team. If that means targeting clubs first then so be it. Maby I'm bias because I couldn't give a fuck about football hence the downvotes.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 16th May 2021 7:15pm)
If only every team followed this attitude.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 17th May 2021 2:01pm)
Definitely not. I'd try move to a better area if its at all possible.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 18th May 2021 12:11pm)
University ave. Good memories stumbling about there. Simpler times.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 18th May 2021 7:31pm)
Im 30 and some months does that count?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 18th May 2021 7:43pm)
Love that wee shop. Sad I moved away.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 18th May 2021 7:40pm)
You no take flesh goo on yer toast?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 18th May 2021 7:45pm)
Ah well thats a shame
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 19th May 2021 6:47am)
Japanese pal says best she got was Ramen Dayo
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 19th May 2021 10:33am)
Company I'm contracting with decided to finally invest in covid measures over a year into the pandemic. Instead of getting people laptops to work from home they have installed massive Perspex screens around each desk. Fantastic.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 19th May 2021 10:31am)
I get the boak looking over my desk. Its like one o they funhouses with all the mirrors
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 19th May 2021 11:42am)
I mind going into the seven ways. Never seen so many fuck the pope stickers in my life.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 19th May 2021 2:54pm)
They coulda got us laptops for home working. Clearly just dont trust ppl. Thank fuck im only here for 6 months
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 19th May 2021 7:22pm)
I'd gold that if I wasn't a jakie
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 19th May 2021 7:29pm)
Er du Norsk?
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 19th May 2021 7:26pm)
Dont worry man I got it. Just enjoy moaning about this job haha
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 20th May 2021 6:45am)
Same in GUU I hear, fucking sacralidge. Carling has to be the worst pint. Mind they used to do £1 pints on a wed as well. Steaming and food for 15 bangers.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 20th May 2021 7:37am)
Mad dog and some ching
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 21st May 2021 2:29pm)
If only there was some kind of brigade that dealt with fires
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 25th May 2021 1:03pm)
Can we get the club to pay it?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 25th May 2021 2:39pm)
Fair dos haha
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 25th May 2021 2:57pm)
Will that get ye a good sook
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 25th May 2021 8:29pm)
First day off after chuckin the job. 50litres of homebrew should do the trick. Feels good to be free.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th May 2021 10:52am)
West end cycles was always good to me. Would call first to check hes open as google not always accurate.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th May 2021 1:10pm)
OP must spend most his time walking about Hyndland
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th May 2021 2:35pm)
Nae danger
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th May 2021 2:45pm)
Aww class what have you brewed? [I've gone for this.](https://www.clawhammersupply.com/blogs/moonshine-still-blog/three-eyed-ale-homebrew-recipe)
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th May 2021 4:27pm)
Man they both sound ace I'd love the recipies. I've done the three eyed ale before. We finished the keg in one go so I've done double the amount this time as it was very smooth. I can only do one 25L brew and fermet at once sadly. What equipment do you use Im thinking of getting something more professional [than a bucket with a kettle element in the bottom of it.](http://imgur.com/a/EW7eOEH).
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th May 2021 5:07pm)
Oooft what kind you got? Id love a wiff of that.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th May 2021 7:10pm)
Depends to be honest. If you use a kit it can be fast. If you go full grain it takes a few hours. I usually do it in the garden on an afternoon with good weather. Could of hours for 25litres of beer seems worth it to me.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 26th May 2021 8:48pm)
Aye man there are loads of YouTube channels for brewing now so you wont be short of tutorials
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 27th May 2021 9:01am)
If you phone up they can usually reschedule it.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 27th May 2021 10:40am)
You can
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 28th May 2021 8:25pm)
I was 17 for 2 months at uni and it was a scoosh to get swally. Although that was 12 years ago now so was probably less strict then.
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 29th May 2021 9:46am)
That ur callanders word of the day
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 29th May 2021 2:24pm)
Hope you remembered ur kane and support dog
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 29th May 2021 2:23pm)
Thats plenty
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 29th May 2021 2:32pm)
Mon the bees
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 30th May 2021 1:35pm)
Yikes
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 30th May 2021 3:59pm)
Thats a cactus. Try the botanics.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 31st May 2021 12:15pm)
I've not been in 12 year for same reasons. And im a cheap cunt.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 2nd Jun 2021 8:28pm)
Whats wrong with that? You a no medals at sports day kinda person?
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 3rd Jun 2021 1:02pm)
Got some top quality tin foil hats going for £300 if ur interested?
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 3rd Jun 2021 1:04pm)
I jump on the train to Cardross. Its close(20minish) and great views. Beach(less sand more stone) is right next to the station and also Geilston Garden near by. Tinnies in the corner shop. Not to well known.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 3rd Jun 2021 3:44pm)
Not talk talk anyway
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 3rd Jun 2021 4:28pm)
Tempted to sell likes
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 4th Jun 2021 1:53pm)
Got ma letter in yass
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 7th Jun 2021 9:52am)
[Showing off](https://youtu.be/VqZY2zatqDg)
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 7th Jun 2021 2:55pm)
Some quality booze cruises on it. Canny wait for annother.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 8th Jun 2021 11:22pm)
Me 3
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 8th Jun 2021 11:21pm)
Now get the crisps in the sandwhich. And is that salad?? Frisbee those tomatoes oot the windae ffs 5/7
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 10th Jun 2021 11:43am)
Main question. Whats on draft?
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 10th Jun 2021 2:08pm)
Ex mortgage man here. I'd go to first mortgage and get an appointment. Its free so if you don't like it you don't loose out. They will be able to show you what the whole market has to offer.
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 10th Jun 2021 2:10pm)
No Tennant's? Wit. [McEwans](https://youtu.be/5sCruZxnJDY) for me then
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 10th Jun 2021 2:22pm)
Wheres the pandas
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 12th Jun 2021 8:55pm)
[looks class](https://images.app.goo.gl/MHppEWf4p6hk2jRNA)
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 16th Jun 2021 3:23pm)
For a ride*
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 18th Jun 2021 1:38pm)
Scotia bar claims to be the oldest pub in Glasgow. Also new distillery.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 21st Jun 2021 2:11pm)
Hardly had a car past me when I was there.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 21st Jun 2021 5:41pm)
r/woooosh
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 21st Jun 2021 9:44pm)
Yikes
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 23rd Jun 2021 10:46am)
You beddy byes by 7pm ya big gimp
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 27th Jun 2021 2:09pm)
Cannibal corpse
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 27th Jun 2021 2:08pm)
Years of Fags
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 28th Jun 2021 5:47pm)
Gotta have dem labels in this sub mate
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 29th Jun 2021 3:57pm)
Ecstatic mongo
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 30th Jun 2021 5:07pm)
Get an air rifle and shoot him when he opens his window to fling the rubbish out. Make sure to turn your lights off and stand back from the window you are shooting from.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 30th Jun 2021 5:05pm)
Gratz on the quater finals, think you can pump England?
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 30th Jun 2021 5:11pm)
Nice try FBI
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 30th Jun 2021 11:46pm)
You'll be laughing in Glasgow for 1500. You could easily get your rent down to 400/500 even in the west end.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 2nd Jul 2021 4:24pm)
Wanks*
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 2nd Jul 2021 4:20pm)
What is it I'm curious?
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 2nd Jul 2021 4:32pm)
Ahh yeh I was assuming he was sharing my bad.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 2nd Jul 2021 9:23pm)
Hillhead book club used to have board games but been years since ive been
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 3rd Jul 2021 7:52am)
BBQ planned as amazing weather all week. Last nights sky spunkin has me worried.
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 3rd Jul 2021 9:59am)
Looks wild mate
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 3rd Jul 2021 4:18pm)
No way to talk about yer nob
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 5th Jul 2021 10:22pm)
Used to be able to sneak up the roof of some of the uni buildings but assume shut for covid now.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 5th Jul 2021 10:26pm)
Cathoose
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 7th Jul 2021 9:21am)
Tennants leaked into the resovoir
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 10th Jul 2021 9:30am)
If you can be arsed going to Greenock the waterfront has a specific kiddie pool. Very shallow and loads of mad toys. As a bonus its right next to the jacuzzi. It would be my go to.
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 11th Jul 2021 12:50pm)
Finger blast it
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 12th Jul 2021 8:43pm)
Well if he was smart he could sell his house and make a mint then the daft twat. Loads of signs up my bit asking ppl to sell their house for mega profit.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 14th Jul 2021 10:55am)
Banter bus
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 20th Jul 2021 8:50am)
Ooooft one of the hottest days in a coach. Imagine the air cons no working. My actual hell.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 20th Jul 2021 8:50am)
Is it aye?
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 24th Jul 2021 10:34pm)
Fuck me Scotrail still run some of those ancient trains haha
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 28th Jul 2021 7:21am)
Pissbee
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Jul 2021 4:43pm)
Get a diagnosis for ur Asbergers
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Jul 2021 4:42pm)
Rat poison
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Jul 2021 4:46pm)
Sorry I thought we were playing give stupid advice
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 29th Jul 2021 7:13pm)
Maigoo Byres road. Mrs is Chinese nd said its most authentic Sichuan food but no English menu. Also Banh Mi partick for Vietnamese
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 2nd Aug 2021 1:06pm)
Sichuan peppercorns. Also carrots but was a big of a failure. They looked amazing but when I dug one up it was a fat wee choady
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 2nd Aug 2021 2:37pm)
Just dnt hide in the clutha bar
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 2nd Aug 2021 2:42pm)
My mrs just got one with citizens advice. They are still looking for more people.
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 2nd Aug 2021 4:58pm)
Nice wee soup
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 2nd Aug 2021 6:59pm)
Or make a Jam
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 2nd Aug 2021 7:35pm)
Dont you have to pay upfront most apps?
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 4th Aug 2021 3:58pm)
Yeh agreed was just wondering as I've not used many. My local just does vertical service anyway. Gotta love getting downvoted for asking a question on this sub haha.
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 4th Aug 2021 7:13pm)
Too old sorry
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 5th Aug 2021 11:52am)
He went for the penta!
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 5th Aug 2021 5:57pm)
I fuckin hate that patter. "Only in insert place" geez me the boak
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 6th Aug 2021 7:52pm)
That is even worse
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 7th Aug 2021 9:41am)
Get mad wae it
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 7th Aug 2021 7:33pm)
Says the guy who bragged about living there for a year
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 15th Aug 2021 2:38pm)
Genuine question, does limp wrist mean gay? I always thought it was just someone whos mad about chuggin
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 15th Aug 2021 2:36pm)
Banh Mi in partik is fucking class. Add a few of the pickled chillies to your banh mi to clear the ching pipes out after a sesh. Iced coffee, Pho & spring rolls also amazing. Right next to all the public transport if your not in the west end
by
Scotsmann
(Sun 15th Aug 2021 2:40pm)
The boat that rocked was an ace film
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 18th Aug 2021 2:13pm)
Good on you I've got a hefty stoneover atm and my heeds bangin. Regret.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 20th Aug 2021 11:05am)
Definitely man exactly how I feel. Gna take a break from it.
by
Scotsmann
(Fri 20th Aug 2021 1:13pm)
I think its RIP sadly.
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 21st Aug 2021 4:44pm)
I used to do this journey a lot due to work and it is as dire as you can imagine. The weekends I found were generally better and ppl ended up just signing and getting along. Bigger crouds so ppl didnt act up as much but mid week was when all the utter roasters came out to play. Two ppl probably sheggin in the toilets for ages. Guy was needing a pish got so rangin he was kicking the door in. Didn't manage it so took out his boaby and pished on the door. Couple then slipped and decked it when they finally left the toilet. If I could be arsed finding my old S4 I got some of it on film somewhere. Another 18yr oldish wee ned chattin up some old wifies by tellin them he was class at anal. A chain reaction of spew after one person boaked and set others off. A young team of 3 picking a fight with a lone guy who turned out to be a weightlifter of some sort. They just kept shouting abuse at him and calling him a pussy for not fighting but when they tried to get off at Paisley the guy just grabbed and bear hugged one of them and kept him on the train with him for a few stops. Others had done a runner at Paisley. Thats all i can remember sadly was over a decade ago now. Will add if i remember more.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 24th Aug 2021 12:13pm)
Share the glue eh?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 24th Aug 2021 1:54pm)
Risky move considering reddits track record
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 24th Aug 2021 1:53pm)
Ahahahaha ma boyfriends house. Fuck that's ace. How do you get into trains I'd love to drive a big freighty boy up the west highland line.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 24th Aug 2021 3:38pm)
Awww boak man
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 24th Aug 2021 3:35pm)
Would an outside applicant with no driver experience ever be considered?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 24th Aug 2021 6:05pm)
Fantastic cheers man
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 24th Aug 2021 6:59pm)
Coulda travled anywhere
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 24th Aug 2021 8:24pm)
Tell them your a fungus collector looking for new samples
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 26th Aug 2021 9:50pm)
Just get MWI
by
Scotsmann
(Thu 26th Aug 2021 9:56pm)
The pigeons?
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 28th Aug 2021 2:13pm)
Shame they cunts dnt have nut alegies
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 28th Aug 2021 2:12pm)
Mind I got jumped by about 5 of the cunts in Oslo. Was ragin coz a calzone in Oslo skinned me fucking 15 bangers
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 28th Aug 2021 2:11pm)
Fucking belter mate hahhahaha
by
Scotsmann
(Sat 28th Aug 2021 2:16pm)
Love a vindaloo to clear out the ching pipes after a sesh
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 30th Aug 2021 2:11pm)
Awwwww wit
by
Scotsmann
(Mon 30th Aug 2021 10:25pm)
If you want to be all fancy sit in the botanical gardens with it
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 31st Aug 2021 8:39am)
I done one you could get steaming in the planetarium. Couldn't recommend it more.
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 31st Aug 2021 8:38am)
Maby fucked coz of covid but I done a curry cooking class at Ashoka I think which I highly recommend. Let me make it as hot as I wanted and I nearly shat myself on our date
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 31st Aug 2021 8:36am)
Ur a hoot and a half
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 31st Aug 2021 8:40am)
Any good listed buildings going?
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 31st Aug 2021 8:40am)
Man that sounds better than pished, will try that out. Wonder what it would be like on the mandy too
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 31st Aug 2021 9:13am)
Its definitely worth it if these classes can still run with restrictions
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 31st Aug 2021 1:39pm)
Ur on a Glasgow sub ya gonk
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 31st Aug 2021 6:52pm)
One*
by
Scotsmann
(Tue 31st Aug 2021 6:56pm)
Cunt cunt cunt cunt. Its a fucking Glasgow sub ya gonk
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 1st Sep 2021 5:09pm)
Absurd burd is way better
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 1st Sep 2021 5:08pm)
Absurd bird blows bucks out the water imo
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 1st Sep 2021 5:10pm)
Absurd bird way better
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 1st Sep 2021 5:09pm)
Really? ah man I must have been lucky then
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 1st Sep 2021 5:30pm)
Wit
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 1st Sep 2021 10:54pm)
Silly string
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 1st Sep 2021 10:54pm)
Yaa'aall'lll'lll
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 1st Sep 2021 10:52pm)
I can see ma pals hoose over the bush
by
Scotsmann
(Wed 1st Sep 2021 10:51pm)