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  • Where did the sticky thread go for the meet up? I was gonna try and slowly manipulate it into a pub quiz. by Thekdawggg (Fri 4th Jan 2019 11:44am)
  • Back to work you. by Thekdawggg (Fri 4th Jan 2019 12:00pm)
  • I’m gonna take a photo from the other side tomorrow just for u. by Thekdawggg (Wed 9th Jan 2019 9:38pm)
  • Come to the /r/Glasgow meet up in a couple of weeks mate. Guaranteed to be some decent cunts there. https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/abuyuy/meetup/ by Thekdawggg (Wed 9th Jan 2019 9:43pm)
  • Why the fuck does my cunt flatmate leave the heating on when he leaves the flat after me? by Thekdawggg (Wed 9th Jan 2019 9:45pm)
  • And why won’t he pump me? by Thekdawggg (Thu 10th Jan 2019 7:39am)
  • Fuck off you fucking walloper. Aw this guys Muslim looking and he’s had a hard life so he’s now a terrorist. You’re an utter prick. by Thekdawggg (Fri 11th Jan 2019 3:15pm)
  • What’s happening? Any other pervy cunts lives we can watch get fucked over the course of a day today? by Thekdawggg (Sat 12th Jan 2019 9:30am)
  • What if they’re twelve? Don’t be a choad. by Thekdawggg (Sat 19th Jan 2019 5:36pm)
  • Congratulations tho, friend. <3 by Thekdawggg (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 7:42am)
  • Fucking bloc party. They’re a bit shite since their bassist and drummer left but still. by Thekdawggg (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 6:39pm)
  • First in. Baltic. by Thekdawggg (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 7:21am)
  • Aye. Who knew replacing a rhythm section would ruin a band? by Thekdawggg (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 4:39pm)
  • Didn’t get Bloc Party tickets. So I’m gonna go see them in Bristol instead. See if I can get my welsh mates down. by Thekdawggg (Fri 25th Jan 2019 10:32am)
  • Does Ashley like Bloc Party? by Thekdawggg (Fri 25th Jan 2019 11:52am)
  • I thought I was hungover following the meet up. Turns out I’m just no well. by Thekdawggg (Sun 27th Jan 2019 11:13am)
  • Lemsip is a wonderful thing. Truly. by Thekdawggg (Mon 28th Jan 2019 7:42am)
  • Junkie welsh bastard. by Thekdawggg (Mon 28th Jan 2019 10:32am)
  • Wits wrang wae meat?! by Thekdawggg (Wed 30th Jan 2019 11:38pm)
  • Need to go to my mums to print something because all old people own a printer. by Thekdawggg (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 12:50pm)
  • I play every Thursday mate. I’ll get you a game. by Thekdawggg (Thu 7th Feb 2019 7:13pm)
  • Soccer world bruv. by Thekdawggg (Fri 8th Feb 2019 2:34pm)
  • Same. Doesn’t detract from the depression though. by Thekdawggg (Wed 13th Feb 2019 8:33am)
  • Scored an absolute worldy at fives last night. Might fire my CV across to PSG. by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Feb 2019 9:44am)
  • More football. FA Cup. The mighty Newport v Man U. by Thekdawggg (Sat 16th Feb 2019 11:53am)
  • Replace it with the tandem. Imagine the confusion when the check on it. by Thekdawggg (Tue 19th Feb 2019 1:05pm)
  • Half day today yassss. Gonna do big boy shit and look at some flats to buy. by Thekdawggg (Thu 21st Feb 2019 7:25am)
  • There are belters in Govanhill. 2 beds for £60,000. And it’s not like I leave my house anyway so I won’t mind it’s in Govanhill. by Thekdawggg (Thu 21st Feb 2019 6:05pm)
  • If David from Aberdein Considine frequents this subreddit could you tell me why you asked me to phone you at 9am and now won’t answer your phone? by Thekdawggg (Sat 23rd Feb 2019 9:13am)
  • So how bad could it be? by Thekdawggg (Sat 23rd Feb 2019 10:23am)
  • Deceived by yesterday’s weather and went to bed pants only. Fucking freezing man. Never been colder in my life. by Thekdawggg (Tue 26th Feb 2019 7:22am)
  • It was essentially an electric car charging station. by Thekdawggg (Tue 26th Feb 2019 7:36pm)
  • I also love a gentleman named Neil. by Thekdawggg (Thu 28th Feb 2019 7:32am)
  • Aw. I’ve had slightly bruised ribs for about s week. I miss sneezing. by Thekdawggg (Fri 1st Mar 2019 12:48pm)
  • Another day another flat viewing. This belter I’m viewing this morning has a loft bed in the kitchen. by Thekdawggg (Sun 3rd Mar 2019 9:11am)
  • Its no even a studio. It’s got a massive living room. They just fucked the bed in the kitchen for some reason. by Thekdawggg (Sun 3rd Mar 2019 11:13am)
  • Bit shite about Keith Flint eh? Crackin song of the day. by Thekdawggg (Tue 5th Mar 2019 7:39am)
  • Classic line up that. I seen them years ago in the SECC with Dizzee Rascal. by Thekdawggg (Tue 5th Mar 2019 9:23am)
  • What the cunt say? You need me to swing him about? by Thekdawggg (Fri 8th Mar 2019 12:55pm)
  • Estate agents are a fucking buzz. “Desirable Toryglen”. Sound. by Thekdawggg (Tue 12th Mar 2019 8:03am)
  • Absolute big boaby of a survey. But what else am I gonna do at 11.25pm? by Thekdawggg (Tue 12th Mar 2019 11:23pm)
  • There is a free to use [double decking bike rack thing](https://cdn.prgloo.com/media/download/9bf42af7f2bc4159807fd91296604252) in the station. by Thekdawggg (Thu 28th Mar 2019 7:32am)
  • Tried to spend some time in /r/Scotland. It just doesn’t have the same underlying tones of resentment found around here. It’s pish. by Thekdawggg (Thu 28th Mar 2019 8:31am)
  • Stumbled upon a Scottish comedian in Prague. He played Glasgow last night. It was just his pals and then me, like 10 of us. Was decent. by Thekdawggg (Mon 1st Apr 2019 9:42am)
  • Big grant is a sound cunt. His pals invite me to pub. Absolute renegades. by Thekdawggg (Mon 1st Apr 2019 12:01pm)
  • https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Firm by Thekdawggg (Tue 2nd Apr 2019 12:32am)
  • Jim Clark was a wee bit more than just an F1 driver. https://youtu.be/nfskrgK8rD0 by Thekdawggg (Sun 7th Apr 2019 12:18pm)
  • Aye mate. Bounce down to the Pot Still. I'm in a corner with a book thinking about my ex. by Thekdawggg (Mon 8th Apr 2019 7:24pm)
  • Putting a offer in on a flat today. Shitting myself. by Thekdawggg (Tue 9th Apr 2019 7:44am)
  • I'll give you reddit gold if you don't buy the house. Living with your mum is pure sound. by Thekdawggg (Tue 9th Apr 2019 10:42pm)
  • Best of luck shagger. Thekdawggg is a unisex name. by Thekdawggg (Thu 11th Apr 2019 10:52am)
  • [Fnatic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fnatic) logo, my friend. by Thekdawggg (Fri 12th Apr 2019 5:04pm)
  • Aye. I’ve been aiming to do two 5km and two 2.5kms a week. So far I’ve played one game of 5 a side...... by Thekdawggg (Sun 14th Apr 2019 9:51am)
  • Good work. I managed a 5k too. Some looks you get running down Sauchiehall Street. by Thekdawggg (Sun 14th Apr 2019 12:00pm)
  • Did I fuck. Cunt must offered far too much because I was already offering too much. by Thekdawggg (Thu 18th Apr 2019 12:40pm)
  • Aye. My postie just fucked a package off my close wall and acted like it didn’t happen. by Thekdawggg (Fri 19th Apr 2019 1:16pm)
  • Another Friday another football injury. Cunt weighing easy 18st. stood on my foot. No moving in my with mum though. by Thekdawggg (Fri 26th Apr 2019 9:59am)
  • [The Crafty Pig ](http://www.crafty-pig.com/glasgow-warriors.php) show every Warriors game. by Thekdawggg (Sat 27th Apr 2019 4:25pm)
  • Going to offer slightly below asking price for a flat today to let the cunt know I’m the big man. by Thekdawggg (Mon 29th Apr 2019 7:13am)
  • Nothing compares to Bedlinog by Thekdawggg (Mon 29th Apr 2019 7:10am)
  • Exotic Govanhill mate. by Thekdawggg (Mon 29th Apr 2019 11:30am)
  • Turns out my power move on bidding below asking price didn’t work. by Thekdawggg (Wed 1st May 2019 7:34am)
  • When you have to decide between Olly Murs or UB40. Sometimes life can be cruel. by Thekdawggg (Fri 3rd May 2019 8:05am)
  • My hometown too. 😍😍😍 by Thekdawggg (Fri 3rd May 2019 10:30am)
  • Mind all the flathunting and offering cunts below asking price? Ran out of time. I’m moving back in with my mum. May god have mercy. by Thekdawggg (Sun 5th May 2019 10:25am)
  • Anycunt watch the Spanish Grand Prix? Naw? Just me then? by Thekdawggg (Mon 13th May 2019 10:15am)
  • Since I’m moving back in with my mum in a couple of weeks I’ve decided to book a one way flight to Spain. Anycunt want to go to Grenada? by Thekdawggg (Wed 22nd May 2019 10:01am)
  • What I think it is is just cunts who do not know how to operate around a cycle lane. I seen a cyclist having to go down the pavement earlier in the week cause the cycle lane was full of pedestrians. by Thekdawggg (Wed 22nd May 2019 11:59am)
  • Aye. It’s also cultural I think. From a young age your taught in the Netherlands and Belgium not to be a cunt around cycle paths by Thekdawggg (Wed 22nd May 2019 4:11pm)
  • Some poor bastard posted about seeing this earlier. Hope they’re alright. by Thekdawggg (Wed 22nd May 2019 4:48pm)
  • Aye. It’s true. I’m hoping the cunt who made the earlier post is okay. They were clearly shook by it. by Thekdawggg (Wed 22nd May 2019 6:40pm)
  • Don’t be shite. Come to Grenada with me. by Thekdawggg (Wed 22nd May 2019 7:14pm)
  • Westlife the night troops? by Thekdawggg (Tue 28th May 2019 7:30am)
  • Can you fucking please stop posting shite Evening Times articles. Please. You’re singlehandedly making this sub pure shite. by Thekdawggg (Wed 29th May 2019 1:07pm)
  • So. Today’s the day I move back in with my mother, troops. It’s been an [honour and a privilege](https://youtu.be/_RcVzevWX4U). by Thekdawggg (Fri 31st May 2019 7:05am)
  • Day 3 at the maws. Got a bottle of Pastis for my birthday and hid in my room drinking that. Running away to Spain tomorrow. by Thekdawggg (Mon 3rd Jun 2019 12:59pm)
  • Cricket isn’t really celebrated in Scotland. Saying that, Walkabout is Australian themed and play all kinda sports. So try there. by Thekdawggg (Tue 4th Jun 2019 10:07am)
  • First day of ten in Spain. Already hungover as fuck. How’s it only €2 for a large glass of wine? by Thekdawggg (Wed 5th Jun 2019 9:36am)
  • Stealing from the peoples who voted for you when you’re on an MPs wage. Snake. by Thekdawggg (Thu 6th Jun 2019 2:19pm)
  • When I seen Pixies a couple of years ago I managed to sneak a flask in. No one said anything. Don’t hunt me down if some bouncer steals your flask though. by Thekdawggg (Sun 9th Jun 2019 4:56pm)
  • Aye. What this cunt said. by Thekdawggg (Mon 10th Jun 2019 3:18pm)
  • Aw for fuck sake. I thought this cunt was banned from posting shite Evening Times articles!? by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th Jun 2019 8:05pm)
  • I think the biggest issue with Central is the bridge. You see like 16 platforms have to go down to eight tracks over the bridge. Then it widens again to like 15 once it’s back over the river. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Jun 2019 12:56pm)
  • No sure what you’re trying to say. The cunts just making a little extra cash selling the Big Issue as he repairs bikes. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Jun 2019 3:56pm)
  • 100% the best campaign at Kura is British Medical Association. by Thekdawggg (Fri 14th Jun 2019 6:52am)
  • That’s it troops. Ten days of Andalusia are over, flying home tonight. Who wants some cheap Spanish fags from Malaga airport? by Thekdawggg (Fri 14th Jun 2019 9:51am)
  • It was under Parseq then Kura bought them out I believe. I was at the Hive campaign with kura which was decent but even that I found shite. So shite I joined the military. by Thekdawggg (Fri 14th Jun 2019 1:48pm)
  • Everycunt away to The Foals instead of John Barrowman. Idiots. by Thekdawggg (Tue 18th Jun 2019 10:00am)
  • I won’t have a Welshman use the word maw near me. by Thekdawggg (Tue 18th Jun 2019 2:58pm)
  • Use Apollo mate. So much better. by Thekdawggg (Wed 19th Jun 2019 7:00am)
  • Aye. You can post if you use the free version. So that might put you off. But otherwise it’s so much better. by Thekdawggg (Wed 19th Jun 2019 12:09pm)
  • Pure greetin cause he got soaked. What a choad. by Thekdawggg (Wed 19th Jun 2019 2:21pm)
  • One Reddit Gold a week. by Thekdawggg (Thu 20th Jun 2019 11:31am)
  • Auld bastard. by Thekdawggg (Thu 20th Jun 2019 11:30am)
  • Nah. Somecunt in a thread about the queen visiting Cumbernauld was going mental cause he appeared to genuinely think the queen was a lizard who drank the blood of children. Sadly the comments have been deleted. by Thekdawggg (Thu 20th Jun 2019 4:54pm)
  • Been looking after a house in Livingston this week. What a fucking shithole. Who the fuck would live here? by Thekdawggg (Fri 21st Jun 2019 11:26am)
  • What if you want a belter Kurt Geiger man bag from the designer outlet? by Thekdawggg (Fri 21st Jun 2019 2:04pm)
  • Cannot fucking wait to recreate [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/b3r66o/reddit_baltimore_meetup_2012/) in the Henglers Circus with you cunts tonight. by Thekdawggg (Sat 22nd Jun 2019 9:20am)
  • Sitting in the airport waiting for my gate. Meet up has left me hingin even though I left pretty early. by Thekdawggg (Sun 23rd Jun 2019 8:03am)
  • Different building my man. This one is on cathedral street. by Thekdawggg (Sun 30th Jun 2019 1:39pm)
  • Start of week four in England. Start of week four without rain and cunts doing shite Scottish accents as an attempt to be funny. by Thekdawggg (Sun 14th Jul 2019 9:21am)
  • AM FUCKIN FED UP LIVING IN ENGLAND. by Thekdawggg (Sat 27th Jul 2019 3:23pm)
  • After six weeks in Cornwall I’m coming home boys!! Catch you all in The Press Bar around five tonight. by Thekdawggg (Sat 3rd Aug 2019 6:16am)
  • In Portugal. It’s fucking warm and the wine is cheap. by Thekdawggg (Tue 6th Aug 2019 9:49am)
  • In Lisbon. It appears to be pishing it down in solidarity. by Thekdawggg (Fri 9th Aug 2019 1:24pm)
  • Last day in Portugal. Toll roads can suck a fat boaby. by Thekdawggg (Fri 16th Aug 2019 8:56am)
  • I drove from Coimbra to Faro yesterday. About 200 miles. €50 in tolls and the toll free alternative is an extra 2 hours. by Thekdawggg (Fri 16th Aug 2019 11:19am)
  • First full day back from holiday yesterday. Got absolutely soaked in the afternoon and fell asleep pished on the train in the evening. Quality. by Thekdawggg (Sun 18th Aug 2019 11:35am)
  • The third rail is the only one electrified. Touch that and it’ll fuck you up. by Thekdawggg (Sun 18th Aug 2019 5:21pm)
  • Go to the Pot Still and drop £200 on some whisky and a pie. by Thekdawggg (Sun 18th Aug 2019 5:25pm)
  • Imagine they took weather into consideration. by Thekdawggg (Thu 22nd Aug 2019 11:46pm)
  • Gone to Edinburgh today. Anycunt want a vegan square sausage picked up? by Thekdawggg (Fri 23rd Aug 2019 11:09am)
  • I’m on 5am starts quite a lot. You get used to it rapid. by Thekdawggg (Mon 26th Aug 2019 10:53am)
  • Used to know a cunt who would flymo his hedge. by Thekdawggg (Tue 27th Aug 2019 12:28pm)
  • I know this isn’t the most political sub but to quote a cunt on /r/Scotland: “Imagine being a unionist after this”. by Thekdawggg (Thu 29th Aug 2019 6:57am)
  • I fucking love reading comments on BBC News. Cunts are absolutely mental. by Thekdawggg (Fri 30th Aug 2019 11:45am)
  • Listened to a wee bit of Jeremy Vine earlier today. There was a woman who was genuinely questioning why people would want to protest anything. Absolute loon. by Thekdawggg (Fri 30th Aug 2019 2:19pm)
  • Sorry mate. Been busy with work. I’ll chat shit when I’m back. by Thekdawggg (Wed 4th Sep 2019 8:59pm)
  • Vaults is a stinkin pub. Get over to the tap room. by Thekdawggg (Sat 14th Sep 2019 1:40pm)
  • Get the train. It’s widely regarded as the most beautiful railway journey in the world. by Thekdawggg (Sat 21st Sep 2019 8:27pm)
  • Back in Glasgow for a day then straight back to England. Fucking sick of the place. by Thekdawggg (Sat 28th Sep 2019 8:14am)
  • That’s me away back to England after one whole day home. See you at Christmas, pricks. by Thekdawggg (Sun 29th Sep 2019 11:24am)
  • Nice one. Cheers mate. by Thekdawggg (Sun 29th Sep 2019 4:51pm)
  • Get some cunt to start a pub quiz team every week. by Thekdawggg (Sun 29th Sep 2019 9:12pm)
  • Quiet Steamie. Got off work early so I’m in Scotland for the weekend. It’s fuckin freezin. by Thekdawggg (Fri 11th Oct 2019 10:21am)
  • If you want the fucking cheapest pub kicking you go to Toby Jug or Park Lane. Both on Hope street. I wish you well. by Thekdawggg (Sat 12th Oct 2019 5:10pm)
  • Back to England tonight. Class. by Thekdawggg (Sun 13th Oct 2019 11:32am)
  • Work finished for the day. Smashin. by Thekdawggg (Fri 18th Oct 2019 10:10am)
  • Used to give blood then get immediately pished. Was a fucking buzz. by Thekdawggg (Fri 18th Oct 2019 4:38pm)
  • I’ll scrub your deck. by Thekdawggg (Fri 18th Oct 2019 5:34pm)
  • Fucking Baltic down here in Hampshire. Fed up with this place. by Thekdawggg (Tue 22nd Oct 2019 9:33am)
  • Gosport. by Thekdawggg (Tue 22nd Oct 2019 10:03am)
  • What time of the day? State Bar can be quiet. by Thekdawggg (Fri 25th Oct 2019 6:06am)
  • Home for the weekend. Yassss by Thekdawggg (Fri 25th Oct 2019 8:36am)
  • Not be in England. I’m buzzin. by Thekdawggg (Fri 25th Oct 2019 10:08am)
  • Fuck sake. Guess I’ll give a [tune of the day...](https://youtu.be/5wBTdfAkqGU) by Thekdawggg (Wed 30th Oct 2019 5:54am)
  • Watching the rugby world cup in a pub in England. If South Africa fuck this I’m moving back up. by Thekdawggg (Sat 2nd Nov 2019 8:35am)
  • Somecunt grab a photo for me. Can’t begin to imagine where these have been fitted. by Thekdawggg (Mon 4th Nov 2019 9:36am)
  • Tom Yum flavour Koka Noodles. Cup of tea (PG Tips). Couple of squares of shite Lidl chocolate. 7/10 am I doing this right? by Thekdawggg (Tue 5th Nov 2019 11:19am)
  • Fuck knows why this cunt got downvoted for asking about Lidl chocy. Generic milk chocolate. In the blue packet. by Thekdawggg (Tue 5th Nov 2019 4:47pm)
  • Koka are 29p from B&M. You can’t argue with that. by Thekdawggg (Tue 5th Nov 2019 7:05pm)
  • The amount of money I’ve spent the last two months coming up the road is mental. I just cannot stand being this far south. by Thekdawggg (Thu 7th Nov 2019 9:51am)
  • What’s happening troops? Still in England. Sausages are still a spasticated shape. by Thekdawggg (Tue 12th Nov 2019 10:27am)
  • They look like cocks. by Thekdawggg (Tue 12th Nov 2019 8:50pm)
  • Morning Steamie. You’re looking nice today. by Thekdawggg (Sat 16th Nov 2019 9:43am)
  • I love them cause I used to work in town and cycle home to dennistoun. Now I live in fucking Hampshire and spend any time up the road in Edinburgh. by Thekdawggg (Tue 19th Nov 2019 10:22am)
  • Living in Hampshire has taught me just how strange English people can be. by Thekdawggg (Thu 28th Nov 2019 6:24pm)
  • I’ll keep the Steamie going until my last breath. FREEDOMMMMMMMMM by Thekdawggg (Fri 29th Nov 2019 12:10pm)
  • And I’ll complain daily about living in England. by Thekdawggg (Fri 29th Nov 2019 2:06pm)
  • Truly the best city in the UK. by Thekdawggg (Fri 29th Nov 2019 3:31pm)
  • Was supposed to be spending this weekend in York. Instead I’m spending it working. Quality. by Thekdawggg (Sat 30th Nov 2019 9:10am)
  • Prague. Bratislava/Vienna. Krakow. by Thekdawggg (Sat 30th Nov 2019 9:44am)
  • 12 hours of absolute bullshit on/off work yesterday whilst everyone is down pub. Quality day yesterday. by Thekdawggg (Sun 1st Dec 2019 9:17am)
  • I’m going to their show in London. Can’t wait to spark a southerner. by Thekdawggg (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 11:43am)
  • Song of the day is shite. I’m taking over.. [Never Fight a Man With a Perm.](https://youtu.be/l116zoMBl1Y) by Thekdawggg (Thu 5th Dec 2019 6:40am)
  • No worries mate. I’m seeing them on Saturday so I’ll give you a call when this song comes on. Hold my phone above my head as I’m screaming like a wee lassie. by Thekdawggg (Thu 5th Dec 2019 2:04pm)
  • I’m running song of the day apparently. Three in a row boys. by Thekdawggg (Sat 7th Dec 2019 7:57am)
  • Come ahead! by Thekdawggg (Sat 7th Dec 2019 12:54pm)
  • Went to see Idles last night in London. Got pished afterwards. Fell asleep on the tube, missed my last train and had to get a night bus. Decent. by Thekdawggg (Sun 8th Dec 2019 11:57am)
  • The didn’t play it last night :/ by Thekdawggg (Sun 8th Dec 2019 1:16pm)
  • It was a proper long set last night. Like two hours easy. I was absolutely fucked. by Thekdawggg (Sun 8th Dec 2019 2:32pm)
  • Tenner bet even if SNP get a majority up here they’re no letting us have another referendum. by Thekdawggg (Thu 12th Dec 2019 10:03am)
  • Pub down here that’s only open Wednesdays and it’s £2 a pint. Fucking hate Thursdays. by Thekdawggg (Thu 12th Dec 2019 10:00am)
  • You’ll be alright big man. I’ll buy you a pint next time I’m home. by Thekdawggg (Fri 13th Dec 2019 9:57am)
  • I promise that is the last Idles song I put as tune of the day. It’s very apt however. by Thekdawggg (Sat 14th Dec 2019 10:16am)
  • [Merchant City Cameras](https://www.merchantcitycameras.com) bruv. by Thekdawggg (Mon 16th Dec 2019 11:53am)
  • One more day in England then it’s 17 days up the road. Get me out of this shithole. by Thekdawggg (Wed 18th Dec 2019 7:05am)
  • Work mate. I’m gonna be up and down for at least five years. by Thekdawggg (Wed 18th Dec 2019 9:00am)
  • Might go see Gun the night just for Word Up. by Thekdawggg (Sat 21st Dec 2019 1:10pm)
  • What the fuck do I but my mum for Christmas? Fucking hate buying gifts. by Thekdawggg (Sun 22nd Dec 2019 10:55am)
  • Spending Christmas playing League of Legends and generally avoiding my maw. by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Dec 2019 10:00am)
  • Boxing Day fixtures. The true meaning of Christmas. by Thekdawggg (Thu 26th Dec 2019 9:35am)
  • Away to Murrayfield for the rugby today. If they don’t have Sauvignon Blanc at the stadium I’ll be fuming. by Thekdawggg (Sat 28th Dec 2019 10:03am)
  • Nah. Seville also patches it’s river. by Thekdawggg (Sun 29th Dec 2019 11:42am)
  • I’ll get the /r/Glasgow team back up and running and punch your quizzes cunt in. by Thekdawggg (Sun 29th Dec 2019 11:46am)
  • Granada has some pretty banging rivers. by Thekdawggg (Sun 29th Dec 2019 4:54pm)
  • Probably Walkabout. Maybe need to settle for the casino. by Thekdawggg (Sun 29th Dec 2019 5:41pm)
  • Fair enough. Why? by Thekdawggg (Mon 30th Dec 2019 6:20pm)
  • It’s not a long exposure at all. Zoom in on the people. If it was a long exposure they’d be blurry. I’m guessing it’s an app or something emulating long exposures by fucking about with the saturation like you said. by Thekdawggg (Tue 31st Dec 2019 10:16am)
  • They already have normal lights hanging off the side of the buildings. Same ones as before. These clatty bastards are just there to look good and put cunts into seizures. by Thekdawggg (Tue 31st Dec 2019 10:21am)
  • [SPT ZoneCard.](http://www.spt.co.uk/travelcards/zonecard/) Never used one. But it’s there. by Thekdawggg (Tue 31st Dec 2019 4:59pm)
  • Aye. I know fuck all about it. I have always cycled in Glasgow and will continue to do so when I make my glorious return in the Easter. by Thekdawggg (Tue 31st Dec 2019 9:11pm)
  • Has Glasgow always been so quiet on Hogmanay? Like any pub I went to last night I could just walk in. I’m sure even a couple of years ago everywhere was fucking rammed. by Thekdawggg (Wed 1st Jan 2020 10:20am)
  • Fucks gone on? Where is everycunt? by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Jan 2020 11:19am)
  • [Spareroom.](https://www.spareroom.co.uk/) With regards to where you make friends. I’ll be your pal. by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Jan 2020 11:33pm)
  • Papercup is alright. Get yourself an espresso. My treat. by Thekdawggg (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 9:20am)
  • Fuck sake. We basically called this guy a pure wank in front of everyone. by Thekdawggg (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 4:04pm)
  • I’m surprised no one has mentioned [Baby Strange](https://open.spotify.com/artist/0rOadSgjgHpAXqcEq4D0xS?si=gLj0VUMLTzWFp01cXksFuA) or [WHITE](https://open.spotify.com/artist/3AsXnrk5Mh3HwETANQnt8M?si=n2Cl49fpS-ysJDprYDH7xw). by Thekdawggg (Sat 4th Jan 2020 9:00am)
  • Went to the gallus last night. Can’t tell if I like the place or not. by Thekdawggg (Sat 4th Jan 2020 10:48am)
  • Was quiet. I wasn’t intending to go there initially but The Lismore and Three Judges were out there arsehole with people. Both barman had quality banter. Cannot put a price on good barman banter. by Thekdawggg (Sat 4th Jan 2020 10:54am)
  • In Subby until 2 last night when I have a eight hour drive back down south today Fuck am I doing? by Thekdawggg (Sun 5th Jan 2020 9:34am)
  • Put an offer in on a house. All going well I’ll be running Maryhill by the end of the month. by Thekdawggg (Mon 6th Jan 2020 11:21am)
  • Depends. I just go to places I like to be honest. I’m still alone. by Thekdawggg (Tue 7th Jan 2020 11:27am)
  • Whichever of you bastards outbid me on that house can fuck right off. No happy. by Thekdawggg (Wed 8th Jan 2020 11:24am)
  • Time to get the reddit pub quiz band back together if you ask me. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Jan 2020 1:21pm)
  • After the World Cup semi final I like to think we’re all a little Croatian up here. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Jan 2020 6:43pm)
  • Nah. I need to be absolutely pished before women find me even remotely attractive. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Jan 2020 2:58pm)
  • Glaswegian living in the far south of England here. It’s not that bad. They’re not telling me to fuck off or that. But it’s still shite. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Jan 2020 9:15pm)
  • Going to Wales for the first time tomorrow. Anycunt want anything? by Thekdawggg (Sun 12th Jan 2020 11:08am)
  • Leaving Wales now. Brecon is very nice. The weather was horrific. Fuck camping. by Thekdawggg (Fri 17th Jan 2020 1:04pm)
  • First night in a bed since Sunday. God bless. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Jan 2020 7:41am)
  • I was down the bottom end of Brecon, by the Talybont reservoir. Was pishing it down everyday. 70mph gusts on Tuesday. Scenery was great. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Jan 2020 12:04pm)
  • Naebody suggesting music yet again. [Here’s](https://youtu.be/p5ObhQXssxQ) a tune cunts. by Thekdawggg (Sun 19th Jan 2020 8:05am)
  • Trying to find a gaff is actually impossible. Especially when you need to send your maw to view it cause you’re away. by Thekdawggg (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 6:31am)
  • I’m fucking fed up with Haghill being called Dennistoun. Same with Calton. by Thekdawggg (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 11:47am)
  • [It’s Friday. ](https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0) by Thekdawggg (Fri 24th Jan 2020 7:09am)
  • Where I’m based we are only allowed a kettle, microwave and for some reason a slow cooker. It’s a struggle. by Thekdawggg (Sat 25th Jan 2020 7:40am)
  • Auld bastard. by Thekdawggg (Sun 26th Jan 2020 9:47am)
  • Quality tune of the day. by Thekdawggg (Mon 27th Jan 2020 6:28am)
  • Four cunts jumping in with tune of the day in case that cunt posts another ten hour nyan cat. by Thekdawggg (Tue 28th Jan 2020 5:50am)
  • Finding a house is a struggle. I’ve been looking since may probably. Put in three or four offers. Then there is dealing with estate agents. Scum. by Thekdawggg (Tue 28th Jan 2020 6:14am)
  • Can’t wait for the UK to turn into a utopia of British people doing British jobs with British people in control. Fucking kill me. by Thekdawggg (Fri 31st Jan 2020 6:35am)
  • You and I use the word treat differently. by Thekdawggg (Fri 31st Jan 2020 11:10am)
  • Strong and stable, mate. by Thekdawggg (Fri 31st Jan 2020 3:00pm)
  • Aye. Was more like curry purgatory if were honest by Thekdawggg (Sat 1st Feb 2020 8:08am)
  • Hard to believe all our problems are now over. ^(Stole ^this ^comment ^from ^somecunt ^on ^the ^Steamie ^on ^the ^day ^of ^the ^last ^election) by Thekdawggg (Sat 1st Feb 2020 8:05am)
  • These are the cunts dragging us kicking and screaming out of Europe. It’s tragic. The same cunts who want their own “independence” but are undoubtedly against Scottish independence. It’s difficult to like the English some times. by Thekdawggg (Sat 1st Feb 2020 12:54pm)
  • Another classic “nearly” Scottish rugby performance. Fucking fed up of playing well but losing. by Thekdawggg (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 9:37am)
  • Putting another bid on a gaff today since you cunts outbid me in the last yin. I swear to god any of you do it again ill get my big cousin to knock you out. by Thekdawggg (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 6:30am)
  • My ex had to bid £30,000 over home report in Edinburgh. For a one bed. Imagine paying that much for a gaff and then the gaff is in Edinburgh. by Thekdawggg (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 10:16am)
  • I’ve been fucked over when the seller accepted an offer lower than mine because it was a cash offer. Bealin. by Thekdawggg (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 4:38pm)
  • As somecunt living in England I weep. Was in the pub at weekend and a cunt ordered link sausage, chips and beans. Cretin. by Thekdawggg (Wed 5th Feb 2020 12:06pm)
  • ryty by Thekdawggg (Thu 6th Feb 2020 10:24am)
  • In London for Scotland v England. Better fucking win. by Thekdawggg (Sat 8th Feb 2020 9:13am)
  • Tuesday. Everycunts favourite day of the week. by Thekdawggg (Tue 11th Feb 2020 7:02am)
  • Nah. Tuesdays are shite. Still ages till we day off. by Thekdawggg (Tue 11th Feb 2020 10:02am)
  • Found out today that I have failed 4/4 on all the flats I’ve bid on. Gonna burn them all to the ground. by Thekdawggg (Tue 11th Feb 2020 7:43pm)
  • Cheers, friend. Half the flats haven’t been in the exact area I want so maybe it’s a sign. by Thekdawggg (Tue 11th Feb 2020 9:16pm)
  • The arena itself isn’t in the best of areas. I’d stay somewhere in the city centre. Citizen M is always a decent shout. If you want something more affordable you could go for one of the Premier Inns in the city centre maybe even an Airbnb. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Feb 2020 7:52am)
  • Naecunt doing anything this weekend then? by Thekdawggg (Fri 14th Feb 2020 9:34am)
  • I see like four bands I like even remotely. by Thekdawggg (Fri 14th Feb 2020 9:33am)
  • Lil Simz is good if you’re into that kind of thing. by Thekdawggg (Fri 14th Feb 2020 10:21am)
  • I’m based down south just now. Gonna go to Winchester just cause it’s nice. by Thekdawggg (Fri 14th Feb 2020 11:41am)
  • Ehhhhh. Something something wuhan something. by Thekdawggg (Fri 14th Feb 2020 1:12pm)
  • No bad. by Thekdawggg (Fri 14th Feb 2020 1:49pm)
  • If you’re going to Livingston to do anything you need to look deep within. by Thekdawggg (Fri 14th Feb 2020 3:49pm)
  • Arsepeice. Kick his cunt in. by Thekdawggg (Sat 15th Feb 2020 10:28am)
  • Shettleston is decent. I’d get a gaff there if I didn’t need to get a bus or train into town. by Thekdawggg (Tue 18th Feb 2020 11:51am)
  • Woke up at four wide awake and I’ve been NBC sitting here ever since. by Thekdawggg (Tue 25th Feb 2020 5:46am)
  • Absolutely fuck all to do in work today. Anycunt for go-karting? by Thekdawggg (Wed 26th Feb 2020 6:43am)
  • Nah I work in engineering. I just have nothing to do today and fancy a bit of karting. by Thekdawggg (Wed 26th Feb 2020 7:13am)
  • The snow isn’t that bad, mate. by Thekdawggg (Wed 26th Feb 2020 3:17pm)
  • I’m shite at all forms of karting. by Thekdawggg (Wed 26th Feb 2020 3:16pm)
  • Was just a wee joke :( by Thekdawggg (Wed 26th Feb 2020 3:50pm)
  • I’ll listen to it. by Thekdawggg (Sun 1st Mar 2020 2:44pm)
  • Every Thursday night the Bon Accord does a poker night. I’m down south now but it was a tenner from what I remember and you’re allowed one rebuy. Also it’s just a class pub. by Thekdawggg (Sun 1st Mar 2020 7:36pm)
  • That’s shite. What happened? by Thekdawggg (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 10:11am)
  • I got this, troops. [Tune of the day](https://youtu.be/VfX48mciYis). by Thekdawggg (Tue 3rd Mar 2020 8:11am)
  • Well ya nosy bastard, I fix and maintain helicopters. by Thekdawggg (Wed 4th Mar 2020 1:36pm)
  • I occasionally get to go on flights, it does get boring believe it or not. But I’m merely a technician. by Thekdawggg (Wed 4th Mar 2020 5:43pm)
  • It’s not a bad job. I need to stay in England though. And a lot of my job is wire locking[wire locking](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/Safety_wiring_-_Jaguar_rear_subframe.jpg), which is a cunt. by Thekdawggg (Thu 5th Mar 2020 7:08am)
  • Was supposed to be working at some tech fair in Birmingham next week but it got cancelled cause of coronavirus. Naturally work just gave us the week off. by Thekdawggg (Sat 7th Mar 2020 11:25am)
  • Aye. I’m salaried so my wage is always the same no matter how much sitting doing fuck all I do. by Thekdawggg (Sat 7th Mar 2020 11:38am)
  • You’re never living the dream if you’re in England. by Thekdawggg (Sat 7th Mar 2020 7:03pm)
  • Way back in the day that tunnel had a “intelligent” lighting system that would go dimmer or brighter depending on the conditions outside. by Thekdawggg (Mon 9th Mar 2020 8:26am)
  • What’s happenin Steamie? Just sitting around like a cunt until twelve for my boss to confirm I have the week off. by Thekdawggg (Mon 9th Mar 2020 8:30am)
  • You was your hands! by Thekdawggg (Mon 9th Mar 2020 10:51am)
  • The racks in central station as cushtie. by Thekdawggg (Mon 9th Mar 2020 12:43pm)
  • Naw. They’re making me do odd jobs around the place. Horrible bastards. by Thekdawggg (Mon 9th Mar 2020 5:07pm)
  • Run to Asda and buy all the toilet roll!! by Thekdawggg (Tue 10th Mar 2020 8:59am)
  • Can’t let an outbreak get in the way of some bigotry! ^^^s by Thekdawggg (Fri 13th Mar 2020 11:37am)
  • I know where the van is I just don’t understand and where you are filming this from. by Thekdawggg (Fri 13th Mar 2020 4:35pm)
  • Moving from Hampshire to Somerset tomorrow. Also. What the fuck do I do now the rugby is off? by Thekdawggg (Sat 14th Mar 2020 11:13am)
  • Ca va bien, you melt. by Thekdawggg (Mon 16th Mar 2020 10:24am)
  • Cunts dropping left and right at my work. Eight people in self isolation. Praying for paid leave. by Thekdawggg (Tue 17th Mar 2020 7:44am)
  • As I said in yesterday’s Steamie. FOUR WEEKS PAID LEAVE YOU FUCKIN BELTER!!!! by Thekdawggg (Wed 18th Mar 2020 6:45am)
  • I’m not celebrating that. It’s horrible. I’m however getting a month off work. And surely something worth celebrating is getting four weeks off. I’m hardly gonna be like aw fuck a month off work. by Thekdawggg (Wed 18th Mar 2020 8:12am)
  • You know when you’re in the pub and your doing the usual shite pub small talk with the barman but he has fuck all chat? Love it. by Thekdawggg (Fri 20th Mar 2020 1:40pm)
  • I’d be happy to help. I’m from Hamilton but I’ve been living down south for like a year. by Thekdawggg (Fri 20th Mar 2020 5:22pm)
  • > Ever fancied working for the UK’s leading supplier of potatoes? Only every minute I am awake! by Thekdawggg (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 11:39am)
  • Cannae believe Boris grounded every one of us. by Thekdawggg (Tue 24th Mar 2020 11:09am)
  • Right. This is going to sound niche and uninteresting. However the [Glasgow Motorway Archive Podcase](https://glasgowmwayarchive.podbean.com/) is actually so interesting. Made me sort of change my mind about the M8 through the city centre. by Thekdawggg (Tue 24th Mar 2020 11:12am)
  • Getting a racing wheel delivered. Who wants a game of crazy taxi?! by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Mar 2020 12:17pm)
  • Aye. I’m gonna try and start smashing out iRacing. by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Mar 2020 1:26pm)
  • You can ride a 50cc moped in the UK with L plates with just your provisional. That’s what Dominoes do with their delivery drivers. Do something called CBT (Compulsory Basic Training) and you can take that up to a 125cc buy you still need your L plates. Somecunt correct me if I’m wrong. by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Mar 2020 1:45pm)
  • Sounds decent. Cheers. Ill squeeze it into the three weeks of fuck all I have to do. by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Mar 2020 2:59pm)
  • Im actually looking forward to trying some of the oval stuff once I’m no longer a rookie. by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Mar 2020 3:01pm)
  • And yet somehow they have managed. by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Mar 2020 5:48pm)
  • Never been in, what's it like? by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Mar 2020 5:55pm)
  • I own a 1.1L Peugeot 106 so I could honestly drive anything. by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Mar 2020 6:03pm)
  • Sound, why don't you fuck off back to All Bar One. by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Mar 2020 6:01pm)
  • I bet he said “it’s just a cold”. by Thekdawggg (Thu 26th Mar 2020 10:34am)
  • Just when I order a gaming wheel I get news I'll probably have to go back into work. Still, I'm grateful I still have a job. by Thekdawggg (Thu 26th Mar 2020 1:34pm)
  • I am in The Navy. Nae fuckin Village People! by Thekdawggg (Thu 26th Mar 2020 5:29pm)
  • Love the cunt walking by who just puts his earphones in. by Thekdawggg (Thu 26th Mar 2020 9:01pm)
  • The image stabilisation on cameras now is nuts. by Thekdawggg (Fri 27th Mar 2020 12:01pm)
  • And. If your karting a lot of places only allow chest mounts. by Thekdawggg (Fri 27th Mar 2020 1:06pm)
  • Been waiting since Wednesday for a package to arrive. Can’t even be upset cause the Royal Mail are probably working their arses off. by Thekdawggg (Sat 28th Mar 2020 11:38am)
  • The boys at the Royal Mail are having a nightmare. That’s a week my package has been on the road. by Thekdawggg (Tue 31st Mar 2020 10:36am)
  • Sure. But this isn’t one of these times. People are dying because people aren’t fucking staying home and they are infecting themselves and others. And if forcing people to go home saves lives then sure. by Thekdawggg (Tue 31st Mar 2020 12:31pm)
  • It’s not any cost. You’re being asked to sit in the fucking house. Death is death. But that probably doesn’t mean we should just let people die. Being upset people aren’t dying because they frustrate you is a bit mental. by Thekdawggg (Tue 31st Mar 2020 12:45pm)
  • I was in Lidl the other day somecunt literally ran when they seen that I was entering the same aisle. Was funny. by Thekdawggg (Wed 1st Apr 2020 2:03am)
  • Don’t know how to feel a poker night if it doesn’t end in me drunkenly cycling back to Dennistoun. by Thekdawggg (Wed 1st Apr 2020 10:46am)
  • Wheel and pedals finally arrived. Finally playing iRacing. Goodbye life savings. by Thekdawggg (Wed 1st Apr 2020 11:11am)
  • Just a Logitech G27. Didn’t want to go mental on a first wheel. It’s not even broken the cunts just didn’t sent the powerpack. by Thekdawggg (Wed 1st Apr 2020 2:50pm)
  • Yeah I know. But I’m hoping that CEX just post it out before I knock them out. by Thekdawggg (Wed 1st Apr 2020 4:38pm)
  • I once cycled from Kelvinbridge to the Falkirk Wheel on one of those Nextbikes. Don’t do that. by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 9:53am)
  • Day 21 of “trying to grow a beard”. Turns out I cannot grow a beard. 27 years old man. by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 1:08pm)
  • I'll have you know im /r/glasgows top male shagger. by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 7:00pm)
  • Where can I find myself a 24v DC power supply? Anyone got an old one lying about? by Thekdawggg (Fri 3rd Apr 2020 10:48am)
  • Only offer I’ve had so far so I’m gonna have to accept. by Thekdawggg (Sat 4th Apr 2020 12:15am)
  • I’ve had to start setting an alarm to stop me sleeping until midday. by Thekdawggg (Mon 6th Apr 2020 10:22am)
  • Get yourself on the train to Hamilton and I’ll show you some crackin spots in the Clyde and the Avon. by Thekdawggg (Tue 7th Apr 2020 12:19pm)
  • “I’ve got a licence I’ll be fine at sim racing”. Am I fuck. iRacing is actually getting me fuming at how shite I am. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Apr 2020 10:51am)
  • Starting simple. MX-5 Cup at Jefferson. I’m 3 seconds off pole on a 55 second lap. Id be outside the 107% rule I’m that shite. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Apr 2020 1:04pm)
  • I’ve thrown in the towel for now. Having a lie down and a xanex. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Apr 2020 2:43pm)
  • Aye I kart kinda competitively and I’m kinda average but at iRacing I’m complete bollocks. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Apr 2020 2:43pm)
  • My issue is I'm at the top end of the weight class cause I'm a fat cunt. Powering out of slow corners is so sad. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Apr 2020 6:35pm)
  • Tell you what though. Buy a house now in govanhill. Especially with how fucking cheap they’ll be with this upcoming recession and you are gonna make a decent amount of money once that place is gentrified out it’s arsehole. by Thekdawggg (Tue 14th Apr 2020 2:01am)
  • Alright troops? Anything planned this weekend? by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Apr 2020 10:16am)
  • The only plant I have is a succulent but I had to leave him down south. I hope he’s okay. :( by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Apr 2020 11:06am)
  • Nah. This wee guy defo not lasting another three weeks. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Apr 2020 1:07pm)
  • You're a good person. I won't know until next month when I'm next back at work. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Apr 2020 1:32pm)
  • I wanna go running but running around my mums is so shite. Hills. Fucking everywhere. I hate it. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Apr 2020 1:36pm)
  • I did it. You inspired me. Did a slow, semi-cross country 5.5km. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Apr 2020 3:34pm)
  • It’s not hot but the sun fucking beats down on you. Especially if you’re out the wind. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Apr 2020 5:05pm)
  • Just put a run and about ten wee bams all out having a drink. Obviously didn’t say anything cause they’ll knock me out. by Thekdawggg (Tue 21st Apr 2020 8:12pm)
  • M&Ds has always been right on the edge. This has just booted them right over. by Thekdawggg (Fri 24th Apr 2020 11:10am)
  • Good old BBC Scotlan l. by Thekdawggg (Fri 24th Apr 2020 1:22pm)
  • Congrats bro. <3 Send my love to Shan. by Thekdawggg (Sat 25th Apr 2020 10:38am)
  • Living in England has given me perspective on the little things in life. I must have had pie and beans about three times a week since I’m been back. by Thekdawggg (Sat 25th Apr 2020 11:33am)
  • You’re stuck with one of the shitey costa machines in a petrol station. Sorry. by Thekdawggg (Sat 25th Apr 2020 12:39pm)
  • Nae song. [Here’s one. ](https://youtu.be/ec0XKhAHR5I) by Thekdawggg (Thu 30th Apr 2020 10:10am)
  • It’s not high school mate. by Thekdawggg (Fri 1st May 2020 11:09am)
  • Yeah. They did a crackin breakfast too. by Thekdawggg (Fri 1st May 2020 12:43pm)
  • Govanhill will become a chai latte, vegan bistro paradise. You mark my words. by Thekdawggg (Mon 4th May 2020 12:58pm)
  • Social distancing has been completely fucked out the window apparently. My mum had two grandchildren over, one of them spent the night. Next door had the son over, the daughter, daughters husband and child, next door neighbours new fella is around. We’re aw gonnae die. by Thekdawggg (Mon 4th May 2020 12:56pm)
  • So like deep fried bagel? by Thekdawggg (Mon 4th May 2020 1:52pm)
  • Awww I’m fucking fed up of my mum saying “I feel fine”. by Thekdawggg (Mon 4th May 2020 7:05pm)
  • Seen a cunt flymo his hedge earlier. Was wild. by Thekdawggg (Wed 6th May 2020 8:08pm)
  • Not living in Edinburgh would sell it to me. Salt and fucking sauce?! Makes you sick. by Thekdawggg (Wed 13th May 2020 7:39am)
  • Bang on. During the second fire at the School of Art they were actually worried the Clyde would dry up. Kinda mental. by Thekdawggg (Thu 14th May 2020 4:26pm)
  • Naw mate. The Clyde rises and falls with the tide. Caused by the sun and moon. by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th May 2020 1:33am)
  • The weir at Glasgow green got stuck open a few years ago and the water level fell too low causing some of the riverside to collapse. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-41108657 by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th May 2020 2:14pm)
  • According to that news article they needed to regulate the water level for factories in the east end. Who knew? by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th May 2020 4:54pm)
  • Cause /r/Glasgow is fucking blue!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^/s by Thekdawggg (Mon 18th May 2020 2:57pm)
  • Did you have to put the same thing that was down your throat up your nose? I wasn’t expecting that. It had been years. by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th May 2020 8:52am)
  • Gave me a newfound respect for people with a good gag reflex. Things about a mile from my tonsils and I’m whiteying. by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th May 2020 9:22am)
  • I’m not a doctor or nurse or fuck all so this is pure speculation and I’m happy for anyone to correct me. But I’m guessing putting it down your throat first has a secondary effect of moistening the swab for the journey up the nose past all the snotters. by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th May 2020 11:16am)
  • That’s it boys. Back to work on Monday. [it’s been an honour. ](https://youtu.be/8wwtbQXTugo) by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th May 2020 3:05pm)
  • First time anywhere near Queen St in about six month. I like what they’ve done with the place. by Thekdawggg (Sun 24th May 2020 10:04am)
  • Honestly no idea. I’m never in Glasgow these days. by Thekdawggg (Sun 24th May 2020 11:40am)
  • Who the fuck downvotes The Steamie?! by Thekdawggg (Mon 25th May 2020 8:55am)
  • Steamie Bot has done fuck all wrong. by Thekdawggg (Mon 25th May 2020 2:26pm)
  • Back at work then. Perfect weather for it. I’ll do [song of the day again](https://open.spotify.com/track/6Fu2DQzXvx28qYEPrXDikG?si=MabyVA0yTgmBkcbaAdQPiw). by Thekdawggg (Tue 26th May 2020 7:00am)
  • I’ll give you a game of AoE any day. by Thekdawggg (Fri 29th May 2020 9:29am)
  • I’m back at work down south now. If you think people kind of ignoring social distancing is bad up the road you should see it down here. No one gives a fuck man. You can begin to see why so many people have died when you see how blasé they are down here. by Thekdawggg (Fri 29th May 2020 4:23pm)
  • The mouse doesn’t matter for AoE. But I’m actually a bit shite at the game. I just fuck about doing what’s best at the time. No actual concept of strategy. Like a cunt who plays chess two moves in advance kinda thing. by Thekdawggg (Fri 29th May 2020 4:25pm)
  • Somerset. Near Yeovil. People don’t give a fuck. by Thekdawggg (Fri 29th May 2020 9:35pm)
  • Chemtrails. by Thekdawggg (Sat 30th May 2020 7:35pm)
  • My mate told me a story where they would go in before the Celtic game for a pint and they’d get a buttered roll which they then handed back and the pub sold to the next punter by Thekdawggg (Sat 30th May 2020 7:35pm)
  • Borrowed my mates bike yesterday without realising it has a racing saddle. RIP my arsehole. by Thekdawggg (Sun 31st May 2020 7:41am)
  • I can see how they’re better. But I’m a big lad. 90kg almost right on the arsehole. by Thekdawggg (Sun 31st May 2020 11:30am)
  • Guess we no longer give a fuck about big Cummings. by Thekdawggg (Thu 4th Jun 2020 7:19am)
  • Was in Edinburgh recently. It really is lovely when nocunt is around. by Thekdawggg (Sun 7th Jun 2020 11:16am)
  • Surprised nobody said Loch Long. But Loch Long. by Thekdawggg (Sun 7th Jun 2020 12:11pm)
  • This is almost certainly a drone shot. by Thekdawggg (Mon 8th Jun 2020 3:14pm)
  • I’m not picking sides. I’m just being pedantic. But, 1/14 is about 7%. And considering 96% of Scotland is white technically we could call it disproportionate. by Thekdawggg (Tue 9th Jun 2020 3:26pm)
  • As with a lot of laws the police will use their discretion I think. Would be harsh but to take a cunts can off him in the circumstances. by Thekdawggg (Sat 13th Jun 2020 2:35pm)
  • I also think that there will never people who were going to buy a new house and now probably can’t cause they’ve lost their jobs bringing the price of property down. by Thekdawggg (Mon 15th Jun 2020 7:43am)
  • I’d go. Fuck it. by Thekdawggg (Tue 16th Jun 2020 12:18pm)
  • Solid tune of the day. At the age of 28 I had my first ever cider yesterday. It’s good. by Thekdawggg (Thu 18th Jun 2020 7:12am)
  • I’m down in Somerset these days. You can just go to local cider farms and they’ll give you a jug of cider for so cheap. by Thekdawggg (Thu 18th Jun 2020 12:04pm)
  • That’s all I’m drinking. Non carbonated stuff. It’s like apple juice but it gets you pished! I’m probably about 40 mins from cheddar in the car. Might cycle up at the weekend if the rain fucks off. by Thekdawggg (Thu 18th Jun 2020 2:44pm)
  • As long as it’s not fizzy I’ll drink it! by Thekdawggg (Thu 18th Jun 2020 2:45pm)
  • Drank too much cider. by Thekdawggg (Fri 19th Jun 2020 8:53am)
  • Two metres you cunts. by Thekdawggg (Sat 20th Jun 2020 10:48am)
  • The only way you’ll get under 25 mins is a minimum of five pints of Tennants and a couple of patsys. by Thekdawggg (Sat 20th Jun 2020 10:48am)
  • About a year since I started living down south. It’s fine. Alcohols cheap, weather is decent. Lots of tories but. by Thekdawggg (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 7:32am)
  • I went a bike ride to a local village yesterday. Population of 3,000. Three boarding schools. by Thekdawggg (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 11:46am)
  • I’d appreciate it if you stopped being logical, cheers. We’re taking back the streets. by Thekdawggg (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 10:39pm)
  • I think there will always be drunk wains at Kelvingrove on a nice day. It’s the racist pricks running around George Square that are truest embarrassing. by Thekdawggg (Fri 26th Jun 2020 10:10am)
  • There is some weird thing about Glasgow where people just don’t give a fuck about their litter. by Thekdawggg (Fri 26th Jun 2020 11:58am)
  • Nah man. When I was a teenager we’d all go to the hill and drink on a nice Saturday. by Thekdawggg (Fri 26th Jun 2020 12:25pm)
  • Remember when Nigel got escorted out of Scotland cause no one wanted him here? by Thekdawggg (Fri 26th Jun 2020 7:26pm)
  • Like hiding from a bam with a skin fade in Bamboo. by Thekdawggg (Fri 26th Jun 2020 8:31pm)
  • Most of the areas razed for the motorway were actually destroyed as part of something called Comprehensive Development Areas where the council planned to clear over 100,000 houses. The CDAs were planned long before the motorway. The troops at the Glasgow Motorway Archive did a good [episode](https://open.spotify.com/episode/21ZgbNGo6Ix3zfym4scBzS?si=7JA3sGY3RNikJN8kvXlPIw) with regards to this. by Thekdawggg (Sat 27th Jun 2020 9:53am)
  • Become the bulk buy place. Be the change you want to see! by Thekdawggg (Sat 27th Jun 2020 11:16am)
  • Putting another offer in on another flat. I know you cunts have been putting in offers on the same flats as me and I swear to god if you do it again. by Thekdawggg (Mon 29th Jun 2020 7:10am)
  • Fucking hell. Twelve o’clock and not one reply. How’s everycunt doing? by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 12:19pm)
  • Decent to be back to normal is it? I’ve been back at work for over a month now and I’m glad. by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 7:27pm)
  • No bad. I’m only working four day weeks so that’s me. Only probably with a four day week is the three day drinking... by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 7:27pm)
  • Tell you what tho. The fucking midges at Loch Doon are brutal. by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 8:07pm)
  • You’ll need a Vietnam quantity of napalm for these cunts. by Thekdawggg (Fri 3rd Jul 2020 9:23pm)
  • I know nocunt cares on here. BUT FORMULA ONE IS BACK!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BELTER. by Thekdawggg (Sat 4th Jul 2020 10:28am)
  • It was kinda nuts seeing F1 drivers become twitch meme lords. by Thekdawggg (Sat 4th Jul 2020 11:28am)
  • What a fuckin race man. I made my mate watch it and I’ve had to let them know it’s usually never that exciting. by Thekdawggg (Sun 5th Jul 2020 4:06pm)
  • Get yourself up to the canal. It’s all pretty decent except from Kirkintilloch which is Kirkintilloch. by Thekdawggg (Sun 5th Jul 2020 4:05pm)
  • Another offer on another house cause one of you arseholes offered more on the last one. I fucking hate the whole blind bidding shite that we do here. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Jul 2020 8:32am)
  • It’s like fucking tell me how much money you want and if I agree with that price I will give you it. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Jul 2020 10:44am)
  • On top of that. You’ve already paid a grand or whatever on a surveyor. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Jul 2020 10:43am)
  • Might not jump if any of those cables were ignition or immobiliser. I’d try giving it a bump if you can get some mates to give you a push. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Jul 2020 2:21pm)
  • Offered a couple of grand over the home report value for that flat and the conveyancer told me I was the lowest out of six offers. It’s like the only way to buy a flat is pay far more than it’s actually worth or buy a shitehole. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Jul 2020 9:18am)
  • It was in Bridgeton. Basically the same as Shawlands. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Jul 2020 9:28am)
  • I’d love to get a shite flat and do it up but I’m down south almost all the time working and I just want somewhere I can come back up the road when I have time off. Which I get a good amount of. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Jul 2020 1:35pm)
  • If you want to avoid the click it’s Afton St in Shawlands. Crackin coffee shop just down the road from this shop. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Jul 2020 1:40pm)
  • Who the fuck is gentrifying Bridgeton?! by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Jul 2020 1:49pm)
  • Surely they look at Govanhill. Like I’ve been doing. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Jul 2020 2:01pm)
  • Prices have definitely fell. I’ve been looking for the right place for about eighteen months now and in the last few weeks houses have appeared in my price range that were never there before. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Jul 2020 5:44pm)
  • The big man sorts it out himself. Cunts solid. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Jul 2020 1:40pm)
  • Experienced my first ever meat raffle yesterday. An entire pub cheering a cunt who just won a whole chicken. by Thekdawggg (Mon 13th Jul 2020 7:19am)
  • [Multi-Level Marketing. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-level_marketing) Pyramid schemes. The big man absolute did the right thing pointing it out. by Thekdawggg (Tue 14th Jul 2020 11:25am)
  • Has your name always been porter? by Thekdawggg (Tue 14th Jul 2020 1:07pm)
  • Also. A lot of military exercises were stopped due to coronavirus. There is a lot of catch up at the moment. by Thekdawggg (Tue 14th Jul 2020 9:54pm)
  • Get fucked Macau. by Thekdawggg (Wed 15th Jul 2020 2:48pm)
  • Primo And Sons by the Barras or Bad Guy Brand on Alexandra Parade if you’re out towards the east. by Thekdawggg (Wed 15th Jul 2020 2:47pm)
  • As I’m still banished to the English countryside like a shite Napoleon all I do is cycle around. At least it’s nice around here. by Thekdawggg (Fri 17th Jul 2020 2:04pm)
  • Considering the spike that was announced today, mainly in Glasgow, I don’t think you’re being para. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Jul 2020 7:47pm)
  • “The Bon Accord is nice”. by Thekdawggg (Sun 19th Jul 2020 8:44pm)
  • On nightshift next week. Gun emoji. by Thekdawggg (Fri 24th Jul 2020 11:54am)
  • Press Bar. Big Ronnie might speak to you and remember nothing about you but everything about your girlfriend. by Thekdawggg (Sun 26th Jul 2020 9:24am)
  • The Savoy. by Thekdawggg (Sun 26th Jul 2020 9:23am)
  • Tried to stay up late last night as I’m on nightshift all week. Successfully stayed up until half twelve. Fucked it. by Thekdawggg (Mon 27th Jul 2020 10:58am)
  • Well. Nightshifts can fuck off. by Thekdawggg (Tue 28th Jul 2020 7:41am)
  • I had NowTV when I was in Dennistoun and it was fine. But that’s all I can say for it. If you have more than two cunts on the network I’d imagine it’d be shite. by Thekdawggg (Tue 28th Jul 2020 3:41pm)
  • I’m salaried mate. So don’t get any extra for working nights. :( by Thekdawggg (Wed 29th Jul 2020 1:20am)
  • Why the fuck aren’t you on the sidebar!!? by Thekdawggg (Wed 29th Jul 2020 1:25pm)
  • I’m the other side. A Scotsman in England. I’ve just given up and decided cunts are ignorant. by Thekdawggg (Thu 30th Jul 2020 7:44pm)
  • I don’t know what your bird gets but all I get is boring Nicola Sturgeon bollocks. Or “you cunts wouldn’t last a minute alone”. It’s not always intrinsically offensive but it can be constant and exhausting. by Thekdawggg (Thu 30th Jul 2020 8:51pm)
  • I for the first time in my life last weekend ran into the “why can’t they just get a job? They’re not even trying” crowd in a pub down here. by Thekdawggg (Fri 31st Jul 2020 3:04am)
  • > holding fees are illegal in Scotland? Kinda. If you pay a holding fee then it has to be returned in full at the start of the tenancy or if you decide not to go ahead. But instead of refunding it they can use it as part of a deposit or first months rent whatever if you’re happy with it. I hoovered up all this knowledge and claimed it as my own from [here](https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/scotland/housing/renting-a-home-s/starting-a-tenancy/problems-with-fees-and-deposits/). by Thekdawggg (Sat 1st Aug 2020 3:47pm)
  • Can one still pole dance in a moon boot? by Thekdawggg (Sat 1st Aug 2020 3:51pm)
  • RIP :/ by Thekdawggg (Sat 1st Aug 2020 9:11pm)
  • There’s a place near me in Yeovil called Earls. by Thekdawggg (Tue 4th Aug 2020 2:26pm)
  • If you really really wanna work in call centres then [Kura](https://kura-careers.icims.com/jobs/search?ss=1) and [Teleperformance](https://www.jobtrain.co.uk/Teleperformance5/vacancies.aspx) are the ones. Both are horrible. by Thekdawggg (Wed 5th Aug 2020 12:39am)
  • In terms of call centres I think those are the big two. Usually the advise is get a job in hospitality somewhere but that’s fucked at the moment. I honestly don’t know where else to try. by Thekdawggg (Wed 5th Aug 2020 12:43am)
  • This is my first time back up the road since March. And I’ll be honest. I forgot how shite the weather is. by Thekdawggg (Wed 5th Aug 2020 12:11pm)
  • Today will mark the first time I’m in a Glaswegian pub since Hogmanay. Can not wait for big Ronnie to try and shag my bird. It’s been too long. by Thekdawggg (Thu 6th Aug 2020 8:59am)
  • Maybe later. They do a military discount? by Thekdawggg (Thu 6th Aug 2020 1:52pm)
  • Nah mate. Big Ronnie from up on High Street. by Thekdawggg (Thu 6th Aug 2020 1:51pm)
  • I’ve been in places I know will be quiet. Or at least I can hide in a corner, cowering from COVID. by Thekdawggg (Thu 6th Aug 2020 8:15pm)
  • Anywhere in Glasgow show the F1? by Thekdawggg (Sat 8th Aug 2020 10:11am)
  • Crafty Pig will have it on or will put it on if asked. by Thekdawggg (Mon 10th Aug 2020 1:30pm)
  • Hit my midlife crisis and got my nose pierced at 28. by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th Aug 2020 11:22am)
  • Aye. The girl who pierced me was telling me this as I was lying down nearly passing out. by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th Aug 2020 11:52am)
  • Glaswegian mate. I’ll be chuffed to reach 56. by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th Aug 2020 12:54pm)
  • .......and now I’ll never sleep. by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th Aug 2020 2:26pm)
  • I got a horseshoe so I’ll be able to hide it away at night. I’ll wear my face mask just to be extra safe. by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th Aug 2020 4:08pm)
  • Septum. The midlife crisis hit me hard. by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th Aug 2020 10:38pm)
  • See [this post](https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/aspasu/_/egw48ch/?context=1) from last year. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Aug 2020 8:33am)
  • Somecunt downvoted every reply to my steamie comment yesterday. Stop being a choad. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Aug 2020 8:44am)
  • Aye. I’m being pumped rotten here. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Aug 2020 11:12am)
  • I’m no crying. I’m just confused. It was just a normal conversation with literally no controversial comments. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Aug 2020 11:31am)
  • Aye. House prices are fucked just now. I’d wait if you could. by Thekdawggg (Sat 15th Aug 2020 6:36pm)
  • Nothing weird about eating out on your own! Owing to having no pals and being completely unlikeable whenever I eat out it’s usually alone. by Thekdawggg (Sun 16th Aug 2020 1:33pm)
  • Weeks of constant practice for it all to be over in 90 seconds. Know that feeling. by Thekdawggg (Tue 18th Aug 2020 9:41am)
  • Been in the Baltic’s for the last two weeks. If anything, a wee too warm. by Thekdawggg (Fri 21st Aug 2020 7:12am)
  • Face masks are the new sunglasses in my life. Probably lost about four this month. by Thekdawggg (Sat 22nd Aug 2020 11:21am)
  • Nah. I got steamin last month and bought some nice masks with a fuck off saltire on the front for like £4 each. Baring in mind I live in england these days..... by Thekdawggg (Sat 22nd Aug 2020 8:10pm)
  • PRAISE BE! by Thekdawggg (Sun 23rd Aug 2020 4:37pm)
  • I forget just how sad Warsaw’s history is. All of Poland in fact. by Thekdawggg (Sun 23rd Aug 2020 5:41pm)
  • Lothian Buses is owned by the local authorities and they seem to be doing quite well. £1.80 for a single anywhere to anywhere. £4.50 for an adult all day. Edit: single to the airport is actually £4.50. The First bus to Glasgow airport is £8.50. by Thekdawggg (Mon 24th Aug 2020 1:40pm)
  • Was in Bristol about a month ago. Love the place. by Thekdawggg (Mon 24th Aug 2020 2:01pm)
  • Where were you flying? Gatwick or something? I flew to abroad three weeks ago and it seemed quite subdued. by Thekdawggg (Mon 24th Aug 2020 2:00pm)
  • My ex lives in Edinburgh and I was always so envious of the bus and tram system. by Thekdawggg (Mon 24th Aug 2020 4:16pm)
  • Subway extension would be ridiculously expensive. Glasgow geology or some shit. I reckon we need a full TFL / Oyster Card type thing. Full integration between trains, buses and subway. by Thekdawggg (Mon 24th Aug 2020 4:21pm)
  • I recently got the train from Bialystok to Warsaw. About 120 miles, £6.00. I’m currently on the train from Edinburgh to Glasgow, £17.00. Sound. by Thekdawggg (Tue 25th Aug 2020 9:11am)
  • Day three of six back in Scotland. Pishin it doon. Quality. by Thekdawggg (Thu 27th Aug 2020 11:21am)
  • Fuck sake. Had no idea. How do cunts find out about gigs if they don’t use social media? Mailing lists? Like it’s 2006? by Thekdawggg (Fri 28th Aug 2020 10:15am)
  • The Friday & Saturday are showing as unavailable for me. I need to be back down south on Sundays so that’s out the window. Got a ticket for Brixton anyway. by Thekdawggg (Fri 28th Aug 2020 10:51am)
  • What the other guy says. I’m completely not allowed to fly here. Also there is a weird WiFi black spot right above the Clyde between the Glasgow bridge and the suspension bridge. by Thekdawggg (Sat 29th Aug 2020 10:00am)
  • It’s no that bad. If I lose signal or whatever it will just fly back to where it took off. But, if its some sort of catastrophic failure. I’m fucked. £400 in the Clyde. by Thekdawggg (Sat 29th Aug 2020 1:36pm)
  • I’ve been converted. Listened to the entire [Glasgow Motorway Archive podcast](https://open.spotify.com/show/5wN9Z9x138SjkpgsqUWrM7?si=Ht628MzGRe6xe-d26sN1yw) now and I can safely say I love the M8. by Thekdawggg (Sun 30th Aug 2020 9:29am)
  • You look at the motorway and you hate it cause it’s just a big cunt motorway going through the city centre. But when you listen to the podcast and what it did for traffic in the city centre. Mad. by Thekdawggg (Sun 30th Aug 2020 10:53am)
  • I’d write your MSP first tbh. by Thekdawggg (Sun 30th Aug 2020 3:59pm)
  • Thats me away back to England. It’s been a privilege, troops. by Thekdawggg (Mon 31st Aug 2020 1:39pm)
  • As I’m in england does anyone want anything from my pals house or will we just get a couple down the Bon Accord? by Thekdawggg (Wed 2nd Sep 2020 11:48am)
  • Don’t talk to Brian Lamont like that. by Thekdawggg (Wed 2nd Sep 2020 11:51am)
  • To add to the state of toon thread. I love Glasgow, I’m gonna buy a flat here and stay here. But after a fortnight away in the Baltic’s and coming back to Glasgow I can confirm it is a bit of a shitehole. by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Sep 2020 12:13pm)
  • Surely the cunts just a wind up? by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Sep 2020 12:12pm)
  • The bit of England I stay is always a shitehole. by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Sep 2020 1:01pm)
  • Just buzzing off the £400 a month you’re saving on rent! by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Sep 2020 2:44pm)
  • Cannot wait for a quiet pint in Sub Club. by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Sep 2020 4:21pm)
  • Just sitting there with a Red Stripe and a copy of the Daily Record with some trance on in the background. by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Sep 2020 6:18pm)
  • [In Subby like...](https://youtu.be/0k3tsb2owY8) by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Sep 2020 10:09pm)
  • Cannot believe I got 250 upvotes for a pish joke about a pint in Sub Club. I would like to take this opportunity to thank my maw. by Thekdawggg (Sun 6th Sep 2020 10:42am)
  • I’d be happy to talk to you mate. If you go to the search function and type in “roast” you will see that only five days ago someone asked the [exact same question](https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/ik2m7j/best_place_for_a_roast_dinner/). by Thekdawggg (Sun 6th Sep 2020 10:45am)
  • Hello. It’s me, your mate. by Thekdawggg (Sun 6th Sep 2020 11:52am)
  • Prices of small flats at the moment. Lol. And will someone tell estate agents that Haghill is definitely not Dennistoun fuck sake. by Thekdawggg (Mon 7th Sep 2020 10:34am)
  • Apparently house prices in the UK are currently at their highest ever. Guess everycunt was just sitting around during lockdown dying for a new house. by Thekdawggg (Mon 7th Sep 2020 10:44am)
  • I’m seeing flats that were £70,000 before Christmas up for £90,000 by Thekdawggg (Mon 7th Sep 2020 4:13pm)
  • I’ll kill myself. by Thekdawggg (Mon 7th Sep 2020 5:19pm)
  • I think that’s the back of Bier Halle. I think. by Thekdawggg (Wed 9th Sep 2020 3:23pm)
  • Nah. Beside Tabac mate. by Thekdawggg (Wed 9th Sep 2020 4:49pm)
  • Walkabout but they don’t put the sound on. by Thekdawggg (Thu 10th Sep 2020 5:45pm)
  • Shite like this is the reason that even if I have a spare room in the gaff I own I’d rather lose money and live by myself. by Thekdawggg (Sat 12th Sep 2020 6:24pm)
  • It’s shite going back. I went from having my own flat to sharing a room with like seven blokes. by Thekdawggg (Sat 12th Sep 2020 6:38pm)
  • Maybe try g2a.com. Pretty decent for pc. by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Sep 2020 2:59pm)
  • 55 minutes in Cumbernauld. Sending prayers. by Thekdawggg (Wed 16th Sep 2020 7:07pm)
  • Whole lot of legalese in this. Seems like the solicitor for the prosecutor asked stuff he shouldn’t have asked? Can someone actually explain why the conviction was quashed? by Thekdawggg (Fri 18th Sep 2020 3:12pm)
  • Is there scope for a retrial? by Thekdawggg (Fri 18th Sep 2020 3:37pm)
  • I always thought my pal was good at mountain biking. Then some pros turned up at the trail yesterday. Some people have a screw loose. Never seen anything like it. by Thekdawggg (Sun 20th Sep 2020 12:17pm)
  • Do you mean you don’t have anyone to speak to cause you’re at home or you find it easy not speaking to others? Or both? by Thekdawggg (Sun 20th Sep 2020 1:49pm)
  • Yeah I feel that. I’m lucky that I’m back at work. But I spent like two weeks in august having no actual meaningful conversation with anyone and it gets a bit lonely. by Thekdawggg (Sun 20th Sep 2020 4:49pm)
  • If you everneed company let me know. I’m down south but I’m happy to text whenever. by Thekdawggg (Sun 20th Sep 2020 10:54pm)
  • Quiet in here. Innit. How’s life? by Thekdawggg (Mon 21st Sep 2020 10:04am)
  • No bad. Weather down where I am is unreal for late September. by Thekdawggg (Mon 21st Sep 2020 12:05pm)
  • Somecunt lost a pair of goggles at work. Was in half an hour late last night and not half an hour early looking for the cunts. by Thekdawggg (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 7:08am)
  • Different kind of goggles. I can’t swim too well. by Thekdawggg (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 3:58pm)
  • They weren’t found. Someone get in big trouble. by Thekdawggg (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 3:57pm)
  • Aye mate fair enough. Well just keep the restrictions the same, the situation isn’t changing constantly. Know what. Fuck it. Removed all restrictions. What’s the worst that could happen? Worlds overpopulated anyway. by Thekdawggg (Sat 26th Sep 2020 1:00pm)
  • New Idles album is bangin. Fans going mental about the drums on War is a bit weird though. by Thekdawggg (Sun 27th Sep 2020 11:22am)
  • I travelled around the Baltic’s and Poland in august. I can say without any doubt in my mind that Glasgow is the most filthy city I’ve ever visited. I love the place but it’s boggin. by Thekdawggg (Mon 28th Sep 2020 6:07pm)
  • Shut it ya prick. by Thekdawggg (Fri 2nd Oct 2020 4:08pm)
  • You using the old interrobang here?! by Thekdawggg (Sat 3rd Oct 2020 9:34am)
  • Something something student flats something something. by Thekdawggg (Sun 4th Oct 2020 6:42pm)
  • Lived in Dennistoun for about three years and I’ve decided it isn’t for me. But I’m probably the least cool or trendy cunt in the UK. by Thekdawggg (Tue 6th Oct 2020 2:39pm)
  • Currently I live in Somerset for work. But I’ll buy a place back in Glasgow maybe Govanhill, Govan, Bridgeton. Shiteholes, you know? by Thekdawggg (Wed 7th Oct 2020 1:24am)
  • How the fuck does [this](https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/j63e7v/thought_this_deserved_more_exposure_photo_taken/) have twice the upvotes of [this](https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/j5gvuf/took_this_amazing_picture_from_the_viewpoint_at/)?! Do I just have no clue about pictures? by Thekdawggg (Wed 7th Oct 2020 10:42am)
  • ***Family💕*** by Thekdawggg (Wed 7th Oct 2020 11:06am)
  • Scientists are stunned. by Thekdawggg (Wed 7th Oct 2020 4:16pm)
  • Name the cunts! by Thekdawggg (Sat 10th Oct 2020 4:59pm)
  • Gone a bike ride later. Anycunt want a backie? by Thekdawggg (Sun 11th Oct 2020 10:13am)
  • Are you tubed or tubeless? How serious are we here? by Thekdawggg (Sun 11th Oct 2020 5:12pm)
  • Seen someone pretending to sanitise their hands by just rubbing them instead of just putting some sanitiser and rubbing them. Why? What’s the goal here? by Thekdawggg (Thu 15th Oct 2020 7:55am)
  • I know at least a couple of groups of lads hoping to head down to Carlisle and get steamin. by Thekdawggg (Thu 15th Oct 2020 12:53pm)
  • People are idiots. I’m down in England where the pubs are still open and you see two tables that obviously know each other and they’ll mix between their groups and stand up and shakes hands and shit. The poor staff try their hardest but cunts are cunts. by Thekdawggg (Thu 15th Oct 2020 1:16pm)
  • Maybe Glasgow polis can chime in but I don’t think there is any specific law they can use to stop people. by Thekdawggg (Thu 15th Oct 2020 4:07pm)
  • Aye it’s shite. But me and my ten mates had to go to a gaff to watch the old firm. by Thekdawggg (Sun 18th Oct 2020 5:58pm)
  • Hopefully you can bounce back and have an absolutely stinkin orgy in the new year mate. by Thekdawggg (Sun 18th Oct 2020 8:53pm)
  • Spending the next five days go karting because my life is sad and empty. by Thekdawggg (Wed 21st Oct 2020 7:41am)
  • Absolutely pishing it down. Weather warning all day for rain down here. by Thekdawggg (Wed 21st Oct 2020 10:27am)
  • Setting ship up today. Two days of practice. Racing Saturday and Sunday. by Thekdawggg (Wed 21st Oct 2020 1:11pm)
  • Nah. I’m down south. The tracks called Clay Pigeon. It’s on par with Larkhall. by Thekdawggg (Wed 21st Oct 2020 1:11pm)
  • Vehicles like this are so ridiculously bottom heavy so it helps them from tipping. The cunt is fleein tho. by Thekdawggg (Mon 26th Oct 2020 2:07pm)
  • Stfu next you’ll want children to actually eat during half term. by Thekdawggg (Tue 27th Oct 2020 2:33pm)
  • Hope not. If I need to work for my dinner so should those freeloading cunts. by Thekdawggg (Tue 27th Oct 2020 2:41pm)
  • Half day then Friday off. Can’t wait to do fuck all with my long weekend. by Thekdawggg (Thu 29th Oct 2020 7:10am)
  • No one of any gender finds me sexually attractive. by Thekdawggg (Thu 29th Oct 2020 7:39am)
  • Quiet in here. I borrowed my mates bike for months. Probably put about 1000 miles on it. No drama. Buy my own bike. Get a puncture after about 100 miles. Cool. Sound. by Thekdawggg (Fri 30th Oct 2020 9:26am)
  • My wheel and tyres are tubeless if I want to do that. by Thekdawggg (Fri 30th Oct 2020 10:28am)
  • All the stations were renovated around 2011-2014. Track relaid. Tunnels made less shite too. Rolling stock is the older stuff I think with the newer stuff coming this year. This might be wrong, I’ve not been on a subway train in a while. by Thekdawggg (Fri 30th Oct 2020 11:40am)
  • I live in Somerset. I will send you proper cider if you want. by Thekdawggg (Sat 31st Oct 2020 1:51am)
  • Well with the pubs still open in England the only logical thing to do is get a train down to Carlisle for a couple of pints. Anycunt stops you just say your checking your eyes. by Thekdawggg (Wed 4th Nov 2020 7:05am)
  • Auld bastard. by Thekdawggg (Sat 7th Nov 2020 12:43pm)
  • [Cathkin Braes](https://www.trailforks.com/region/cathkin-braes/) Hosted the commonwealth games. That website is great for finding trials. by Thekdawggg (Sun 8th Nov 2020 3:06pm)
  • Another day another dollar. Another week of still not having bought a fucking house. Somecunt sell me there house. by Thekdawggg (Mon 9th Nov 2020 10:29am)
  • When did the fire happen? I lived in the flats just up the road for a couple of years and got a letter from the council at least two years ago saying they were turning it into flats and putting new builds on the football pitch behind. by Thekdawggg (Mon 9th Nov 2020 3:14pm)
  • I was in Poland in August and I love the place but they were not taking it seriously at the time. Roving of 5-10 all mixing with other grounds. Cuddling, shaking hands, kiss on the cheeks to say hi. We’re aw dickheads. Europe wide. by Thekdawggg (Wed 11th Nov 2020 4:53pm)
  • Cummings. But he’s only there to test his vision. by Thekdawggg (Mon 16th Nov 2020 10:38am)
  • The joke or his vision? by Thekdawggg (Tue 17th Nov 2020 12:26am)
  • I love announcement day. Every speech I rush onto the BBC News comment section and slowly get raging at the cunts who leave comments there. by Thekdawggg (Tue 17th Nov 2020 12:41pm)
  • I just let the anger permeate through me. Until eventually I’m foaming at the mouth when I see a St. George Cross. by Thekdawggg (Tue 17th Nov 2020 6:34pm)
  • > Snapchat Something you use to send photos of your genitals. > filter Makes your genitals look nicer. > Euros Football tournament that Scotland recently qualified for. by Thekdawggg (Tue 17th Nov 2020 11:22pm)
  • Used to be a place on Duke Street called Curry Heaven which was curry purgatory at best. by Thekdawggg (Wed 18th Nov 2020 3:41pm)
  • I left Glasgow like a year and a half ago. But I think it’s called Babylon or some shit. It’s in the same location. by Thekdawggg (Wed 18th Nov 2020 9:49pm)
  • Imagine some old dears scrapping in Wilkos over the last bit of tinsel. by Thekdawggg (Thu 19th Nov 2020 12:37pm)
  • They reckon it’s prohibitively expensive due to the geology of Glasgow. Apparently the rock under Glasgow is harder than Brian Lamont so boring machine are out the question. And tunnelling using old school cut and cover would be far too disruptive to be acceptable nowadays. by Thekdawggg (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 3:45pm)
  • F1 was wild yesterday. Further, great song. by Thekdawggg (Mon 30th Nov 2020 9:28am)
  • Just take the train... Hawd on. The airports shite and the connections are shite. by Thekdawggg (Mon 30th Nov 2020 8:30pm)
  • I’ve been thinking about viewing this flat! Opinions? by Thekdawggg (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 11:33pm)
  • I watched the Star Trek episode The Inner Light again yesterday. Greetin like nothing else at the end. It’s too much everytime. by Thekdawggg (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 7:31am)
  • Yeah. It’s also a bit too episodic. You can’t just watch one episode. by Thekdawggg (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 9:22am)
  • Season five is amazing. The episode immediately before it is bangin. When Geordi and Ro Laren are like out of phase. Then you have the episode after which is the one they find Data’s heed! by Thekdawggg (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 4:45pm)
  • I just got the home report today! The area is okay by the way. Like others said. by Thekdawggg (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 6:39pm)
  • Some drama over who grits what road last night! by Thekdawggg (Fri 4th Dec 2020 10:37am)
  • Not my kind of music. Cinematography is cool tho. by Thekdawggg (Fri 4th Dec 2020 11:31pm)
  • That’s Glasgow mate. Just east of the city centre. by Thekdawggg (Tue 8th Dec 2020 12:13pm)
  • I don’t think it is clear if the vaccine stops transmissions or just symptoms. by Thekdawggg (Wed 9th Dec 2020 8:58am)
  • Used to be a /r/Glasgow pub quiz. I fancy a renaissance after all this. by Thekdawggg (Fri 11th Dec 2020 12:46pm)
  • Wetherspoons was it? by Thekdawggg (Fri 11th Dec 2020 12:46pm)
  • A couple of us have moved down south since the last ones. I’ll come home for a pub quiz however. by Thekdawggg (Fri 11th Dec 2020 5:47pm)
  • Nah. We’re going Cornwall rules. by Thekdawggg (Fri 11th Dec 2020 6:15pm)
  • Sailor here. They’ve been sending us to The Channel in 5000 tonne ships with helicopters on the back recently to stop migrants in dinghies. How hard can the French be?! by Thekdawggg (Sat 12th Dec 2020 11:04am)
  • I’m not even joking. I have pals in the channel just now. by Thekdawggg (Sat 12th Dec 2020 3:20pm)
  • Back home tomorrow after six months working down south. You cunts better get a roll out a red carpet. by Thekdawggg (Wed 16th Dec 2020 11:33am)
  • I’m travelling home. Which I think is allowed. by Thekdawggg (Thu 17th Dec 2020 1:15pm)
  • Nah. But work does. I’m travelling from where I work to home. by Thekdawggg (Thu 17th Dec 2020 1:52pm)
  • Set to controversial and sit b.... Aw. Only one dickhead so far :/ by Thekdawggg (Sat 19th Dec 2020 8:34pm)
  • That’s was a crackin read. Cheers. That place is really weird. by Thekdawggg (Sat 19th Dec 2020 10:24pm)
  • I am massively pro independence. But they way they throw the word Yoon around like it’s a slur. by Thekdawggg (Sun 20th Dec 2020 12:50am)
  • Who wants a socially distant Zoom drink tonight? by Thekdawggg (Sun 20th Dec 2020 11:50am)
  • What kind of dog? by Thekdawggg (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 9:58am)
  • /r/Scotland in a fucking meltdown atm. by Thekdawggg (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 11:43pm)
  • Listen. When the choice you have is cunts dying or disappoint the rich cunts who got you voted in in the first place you have to do the right thing and let some proletariat perish. by Thekdawggg (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 3:18pm)
  • I always thought be in a waiting room tbh. by Thekdawggg (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 6:48pm)
  • Currently watching Paddington and drinking some wine. Nothing says Christmas like a talking bear. by Thekdawggg (Thu 24th Dec 2020 4:39pm)
  • I’m secretly a railway enthusiast also. Got a sweet railway tattoo the other week. by Thekdawggg (Thu 24th Dec 2020 11:02pm)
  • Death to 2020 is a buzz. It’s not 2020 Wipe but it’ll do. by Thekdawggg (Sun 27th Dec 2020 1:17pm)
  • Samual L. Jackson was pretty fun. I still think I prefer the wry “I hate life” tone Charlie Brooker has in the Wipes. The lockdown Wipe was fantastic. by Thekdawggg (Sun 27th Dec 2020 7:01pm)
  • I 100% do :) by Thekdawggg (Mon 28th Dec 2020 9:13pm)
  • Back home for two weeks and I’ve been able to see one pal a distance on Sunday. Class. by Thekdawggg (Thu 31st Dec 2020 9:34am)
  • I want to know how hingin I was New Year’s Day 2013 when I made this account. by Thekdawggg (Fri 1st Jan 2021 11:22am)
  • Forty fucking nine. :/ by Thekdawggg (Fri 1st Jan 2021 11:21am)
  • Also used to be the case that you had to recycle a certain percentage of waste or you were fined by the EU. But luckily we have left the EU and everything is better............ :( by Thekdawggg (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 4:33pm)
  • Yeah but it’s not like they’re doing it because all Greeks are revolutionaries. Cunts are dying man. by Thekdawggg (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 1:02pm)
  • Frozen fog where I am. Ice built up on my brake levers after five minutes. Class. by Thekdawggg (Thu 7th Jan 2021 8:38am)
  • What’s your internet like at sea? Can you get a second date game of internet uno on the go? by Thekdawggg (Tue 12th Jan 2021 10:21am)
  • Blocking somecunt on Facebook over a pick up four. by Thekdawggg (Tue 12th Jan 2021 11:47am)
  • I actually seen a slashing over a someone changing the colour of the deck to the wrong colour. by Thekdawggg (Tue 12th Jan 2021 12:43pm)
  • It’s all temporary, big man. Try and keep the chin up. The end is coming. by Thekdawggg (Tue 12th Jan 2021 1:53pm)
  • More people being tracked by Microsoft you mean! ##Plandemic by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Jan 2021 9:42am)
  • Sarcasm doesn’t travel well on Reddit apparently. Not without the /s. by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Jan 2021 11:02am)
  • Don’t know if I should be flattered or not that I’m an old folk. Big Scott who replied to me tho is definitely an old folk too. by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Jan 2021 12:25pm)
  • It’s all good mate. Hopefully it sorts itself out soon <3 by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Jan 2021 6:52pm)
  • My mate is actually a developer / graphic designer at GCC. He’s a nice guy but GCC sounds like an absolute skive. by Thekdawggg (Sun 17th Jan 2021 10:28am)
  • Naw ya cheeky cunts. He’s got a degree in software engineering. by Thekdawggg (Sun 17th Jan 2021 6:32pm)
  • I used next bike for like three year when I lived in Glasgow. Once tried to make it to the Falkirk wheel and back. by Thekdawggg (Sat 23rd Jan 2021 1:14pm)
  • Pretty good for short rides! It’s decent not having to worry about maintenance. If you’re riding anything more than like five miles I’d say they’re too heavy and not enough gears. by Thekdawggg (Sat 23rd Jan 2021 10:07pm)
  • As a Scotsman in England I cannot wait for the considered, mature and well informed opinions of my colleagues on Scottish independence all day. by Thekdawggg (Mon 25th Jan 2021 6:29am)
  • Good luck with the gaff! by Thekdawggg (Tue 26th Jan 2021 10:04am)
  • I’m not questioning the history section of the steamie. But what is the controversy surrounding Scotland and GMT? by Thekdawggg (Fri 29th Jan 2021 7:54am)
  • Living in England I feel robbed that I couldn’t watch the rugby in the pub. by Thekdawggg (Sun 7th Feb 2021 11:09am)
  • Rhoderick Dhu would have been class yesterday. Free pie at halftime then a free pint at the end. by Thekdawggg (Sun 7th Feb 2021 11:37am)
  • Still a VL :/ by Thekdawggg (Mon 8th Feb 2021 9:07pm)
  • Get into work at 6 am and somecunts blasting More Than a Feeling by Boston. No the time mate. by Thekdawggg (Tue 9th Feb 2021 6:37am)
  • I’ve got tickets for two Idles gifs down here in the summer. Don’t know what’s happening tho. My mate who works in the industry was saying what they are doing is preselling tickets, accruing interest on the money and then when the gigs cancelled they just refund cunts. Apparently. by Thekdawggg (Wed 10th Feb 2021 11:00am)
  • You’re a better person than I am. There is no way a band that had a UK No. 1 album are keeping my money if these gigs don’t go ahead! by Thekdawggg (Wed 10th Feb 2021 9:38pm)
  • Run around Edinburgh shitein on cunts? by Thekdawggg (Thu 11th Feb 2021 9:15am)
  • Changed a grab handle in the motor that broke about seven months ago. Job well done. Time for a glass of wine. by Thekdawggg (Thu 11th Feb 2021 12:06pm)
  • In a rugby sweepstakes with my mates. One of them has put the same results as me for every game today but one point less. I know how cunts on the Price is Right felt. by Thekdawggg (Sat 13th Feb 2021 7:21am)
  • Aye. You think you know your pals. :/ by Thekdawggg (Sat 13th Feb 2021 9:29am)
  • We both lost. The sweepstakes we play considers who won, how much the won by and who was the closest. So we both got fucked. by Thekdawggg (Sat 13th Feb 2021 7:59pm)
  • Fucking robbed yesterday. That was not a red card. I’m so bitter. Cannot wait to see Wales play against 15 men. by Thekdawggg (Sun 14th Feb 2021 10:21am)
  • Chain snapped 10 miles into a bike ride. Quality Monday. Decathlon have agreed to replace it under warranty. Which is nice. by Thekdawggg (Tue 16th Feb 2021 9:20am)
  • COVID 1984 is my personal favourite. by Thekdawggg (Wed 17th Feb 2021 1:23pm)
  • Any plandemics kicking about in the same window? by Thekdawggg (Wed 17th Feb 2021 3:58pm)
  • Hi vis vests block the 5G radiation mate. Seen it on Facebook. by Thekdawggg (Wed 17th Feb 2021 6:36pm)
  • Living and working down south. Got to come back for Christmas / Hogmanay. Everycunt everywhere is still a bam. by Thekdawggg (Thu 18th Feb 2021 10:32am)
  • Happy National Care Workers day. I know you want to earn more than minimum wage but it’s been decided to give you a day and a round of applause instead. by Thekdawggg (Fri 19th Feb 2021 8:43am)
  • Cannot stand the cunt. Cannot stand conservatism. But, the vaccine roll out in England had been incredible. Respect where it’s due. by Thekdawggg (Sun 21st Feb 2021 10:00am)
  • Remember when he was shaking everycunts hand at the hospital? by Thekdawggg (Sun 21st Feb 2021 10:36pm)
  • Hawd the bus. You’re not Scottish?! But you seem sound?! by Thekdawggg (Wed 24th Feb 2021 11:40am)
  • Where you from in England? ^Whats ^your ^mums ^maiden ^name? ^What ^was ^the ^name ^of ^your ^first ^pet? by Thekdawggg (Wed 24th Feb 2021 12:08pm)
  • I’ve been to Brighton a couple of times. I’m also certain we’ve had this exact convo and I just have no actual memory. by Thekdawggg (Wed 24th Feb 2021 7:26pm)
  • I hope that no one in this subreddit ever has to wire lock anything their lives. No matter how much of a wanker you ware. by Thekdawggg (Fri 26th Feb 2021 7:00am)
  • Surely this would happen twice a year? Right? by Thekdawggg (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 8:58am)
  • Nicola has fucked up. I honestly cannot see her justifying what she has done. All this “aye but did Boris resign?!” shite just doesn’t fly. Just cause the uk is ran a certain way doesn’t mean we should be too. by Thekdawggg (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 8:56am)
  • I agree. And apparently I need to say I am massively pro independence because the downvoted are coming in. But. If we really think we’ll be better off as an independent country away from the corrupt down south surely we also have to hold our own government accountable when they are fucking up and not just go “aye but the tories do it too!” by Thekdawggg (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 9:50am)
  • > The government were told they were likely to lose the case against Alex salmond by their lawyers but continued anyway and by the looks of it they then lied under oath about that happening and restricted the release of evidence which showed they were lieing. This is from a comment on /r/scotland. by Thekdawggg (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 10:38am)
  • I don’t like to go full /r/Scotland but the BBC’s reporting of this is shocking. Was the same through the run up to both referendums. by Thekdawggg (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 10:35am)
  • I guess it would happen at the same amount of days before and after the summer solstice. We’re currently 110 days from the summer solstice according to google. by Thekdawggg (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 11:13am)
  • I think the issue is that Nicola Sturgeon really is a figurehead for independence. People will say she isn’t but I feel that a lot of people are genuinely voting for Nicola when they vote SNP and independence. And if she had lied to parliament it could massively discredit not only her and the party but the current move towards a second referendum. by Thekdawggg (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 11:46am)
  • What kind of work? Can I guess?! Gees a clue! by Thekdawggg (Thu 4th Mar 2021 7:06am)
  • Professional polo player!!!????! by Thekdawggg (Thu 4th Mar 2021 7:38am)
  • Can we see the frogs..? by Thekdawggg (Thu 4th Mar 2021 12:47pm)
  • Too cute. by Thekdawggg (Thu 4th Mar 2021 10:10pm)
  • It’ll probably have its IR lights on. This information won’t help you but you know. by Thekdawggg (Sat 6th Mar 2021 11:22am)
  • Did a big old bike ride yesterday. The lactic build up was insane. I wanted to die. by Thekdawggg (Sat 6th Mar 2021 1:42pm)
  • I’m lucky that I am staying somewhere where the weather allows me to cycle often. I’m unlucky in that I’m a fat cunt. by Thekdawggg (Sat 6th Mar 2021 4:33pm)
  • I posed for a photoshoot for work for international women’s day. I do believe as a white man I have done my part to end all inequalities by looking like an absolute cunt in these photos. by Thekdawggg (Mon 8th Mar 2021 9:31am)
  • Thank you for your sacrifice. by Thekdawggg (Mon 8th Mar 2021 2:03pm)
  • Steamie still on a downer after the Civil War of 2021? by Thekdawggg (Thu 11th Mar 2021 8:55am)
  • You can mention Patrick Thistle. Class team with a class [mascot](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03349/kingsley_3349680k.jpg) who definitely would kill your entire family. by Thekdawggg (Thu 11th Mar 2021 9:40am)
  • I just get so buzzin that someone has replied to me on Reddit that I don’t double check my message. by Thekdawggg (Thu 11th Mar 2021 11:04am)
  • You can typically track military aircraft [here](https://globe.adsbexchange.com) if you do wish. by Thekdawggg (Fri 12th Mar 2021 2:50pm)
  • More than 46 snakes in Edinburgh. by Thekdawggg (Fri 12th Mar 2021 9:58pm)
  • Received a letter at my old flat for my vaccine at the SECC. Shame I’ve lived in England for about two years now. by Thekdawggg (Sun 14th Mar 2021 11:46am)
  • Being a Scottish rugby fan is pish. by Thekdawggg (Mon 15th Mar 2021 7:48am)
  • Aye fair enough. Hopefully the rugby fans don’t smash up George Square again. by Thekdawggg (Mon 15th Mar 2021 8:38am)
  • If The Steamie doesn’t get an invite you’re banished to /r/Scotland. by Thekdawggg (Wed 17th Mar 2021 8:24am)
  • I’ve given up. I’m in a position where I don’t really need a flat up the road and I refuse to overpay due to this mental price bubble. by Thekdawggg (Wed 17th Mar 2021 10:28pm)
  • Self made prison. Fuck off. People are still dying. Scotland’s rate of infection is increasing. And you and your cunt mates are enjoying a barbecue. What a monumentally selfish bunch wankers you and your mates are. by Thekdawggg (Sat 20th Mar 2021 3:43pm)
  • Wit ye dane Bristol!? by Thekdawggg (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 7:23am)
  • Yup. You’re definitely a fucking roaster. by Thekdawggg (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 8:43am)
  • Festival line ups are the ultimate resource to make you feel like an auld man. by Thekdawggg (Fri 26th Mar 2021 11:12am)
  • Anycunt know where My Bloody Valentine went off Spotify? by Thekdawggg (Tue 30th Mar 2021 7:21am)
  • I’m lucky that I’m in a position where I can just completely give up on looking for a house right now. I refuse to smash £50,000 cash on a deposit because everycunt is going mental. I also don’t have £50,000. by Thekdawggg (Wed 31st Mar 2021 9:38am)
  • It does appear that they listened to me and put all their music back on Spotify tho. by Thekdawggg (Wed 31st Mar 2021 10:56am)
  • YOUR. WELCOME. by Thekdawggg (Wed 31st Mar 2021 11:55am)
  • Nae April fools in the steamie! Too tired. by Thekdawggg (Thu 1st Apr 2021 7:03am)
  • I’ll come to your wedding. Fuck it. by Thekdawggg (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 1:49pm)
  • Around 0 to 14 degrees. Sound. In other news. I pick up my new bike today. 🚴🚴🚴 by Thekdawggg (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 12:43pm)
  • I got a second hand Cannondale Synapse full carbon road bike. The previous owner specced the absolute baws off it with new wheels and handlebars and then just sold it. by Thekdawggg (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 4:34pm)
  • Also. I hate riding off road. I’m constantly shitting myself. by Thekdawggg (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 4:35pm)
  • I had my first ever clipped in fall the other day. Was going about 1mph and forgot to unclip. Was so sad. by Thekdawggg (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 6:29pm)
  • It’s the for time I’ve ridden a bike with a spec like this. So honestly I cant tell you if their good or not. Just that compared to my old budget bike it’s insane. by Thekdawggg (Sun 4th Apr 2021 12:21am)
  • Can finally get a haircut down here. Goodbye looking like complete shite. Hello looking slightly less shite. by Thekdawggg (Mon 12th Apr 2021 7:06am)
  • Both open down here today. Forecast is sunny but Baltic. Is it worth it to have someone bring me a plate with food on it? by Thekdawggg (Mon 12th Apr 2021 10:21am)
  • If you knew how close to the truth it is though. by Thekdawggg (Mon 12th Apr 2021 10:21am)
  • The tent is the new scotch egg. The amount of big bastard marques around here that are “outside”. by Thekdawggg (Mon 12th Apr 2021 11:58am)
  • Thanks man :) by Thekdawggg (Mon 12th Apr 2021 11:57am)
  • Bit late. But tell me about it. The amount of cunts who overtake me on backroads far, far too close to me instead of waiting until they can see further down the road is insane. by Thekdawggg (Tue 13th Apr 2021 1:43pm)
  • I will travel 300 miles for this by Thekdawggg (Wed 14th Apr 2021 9:53am)
  • Wait? I’ve met the infamous VeloGlasgow.... by Thekdawggg (Wed 14th Apr 2021 9:53am)
  • I was a regular until I moved down south. by Thekdawggg (Thu 15th Apr 2021 7:25am)
  • Military surplus if you don’t mind looking like a maniac. by Thekdawggg (Thu 15th Apr 2021 9:05am)
  • How bad of a mistake is it? If you’re a surgeon I’d worry. by Thekdawggg (Sat 17th Apr 2021 10:32am)
  • I can almost guarantee that this ship will be used for humanitarian, anti narcotic and counter piracy and maybe part of one of the carrier protection groups. They have all this death shit in the navy but never actually use it. So really it’s not death we’re exporting. Merely the facade of death. by Thekdawggg (Sat 17th Apr 2021 10:30am)
  • Kinda. If I was gonna be upset I would be more upset at that than anything. by Thekdawggg (Sat 17th Apr 2021 3:50pm)
  • Disappointed no to see The Orb up in Bellshill. Classy establishment. by Thekdawggg (Sat 17th Apr 2021 4:01pm)
  • A day full of PowerPoint presentations which have literally nothing to do with my job role. by Thekdawggg (Mon 19th Apr 2021 10:08am)
  • I may attend just because I miss u. by Thekdawggg (Mon 19th Apr 2021 1:21pm)
  • Nothing to worry about shagger. All you! Not a single hill in Europe you couldn’t hill start on!!!!!! by Thekdawggg (Wed 21st Apr 2021 7:01am)
  • It’s no worries mate. He met this lovely bird online. Some website called OnlyFans. by Thekdawggg (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 1:51pm)
  • Fuck knows man. I’m down south. by Thekdawggg (Wed 28th Apr 2021 8:53pm)
  • Currently the furthest south I’ve ever been in the UK. Tap water is decent. by Thekdawggg (Thu 29th Apr 2021 8:22am)
  • Yeah man. Was nice to get out and about in Irvine. by Thekdawggg (Thu 29th Apr 2021 5:09pm)
  • I know Scotland is great and wonderful. But I’ve just spent a couple of days in Cornwall for work and holy shit it’s beautiful around here. by Thekdawggg (Fri 30th Apr 2021 11:14am)
  • [This](https://i.imgur.com/sdWIUat.jpg) was the view from the cafe I had breakfast at. by Thekdawggg (Fri 30th Apr 2021 1:40pm)
  • It was fucking freezing when I took that photo. by Thekdawggg (Sat 1st May 2021 11:53am)
  • Fuck sake. Cyclists are hated on here, eh? by Thekdawggg (Sat 1st May 2021 12:00pm)
  • That girl from Hamilton who went missing was found safe and healthy yesterday. Source: It’s my niece. by Thekdawggg (Tue 4th May 2021 9:29am)
  • Cheers M. Hope all is well. Get the quiz sorted! by Thekdawggg (Tue 4th May 2021 11:39am)
  • Welcome to /r/Glasgow, Chrisy. by Thekdawggg (Wed 5th May 2021 2:07pm)
  • Got vaccinated yesterday. It was for hepatitis and typhoid but it still counts. by Thekdawggg (Fri 7th May 2021 6:07am)
  • Jokes on them. I already got hepatitis! by Thekdawggg (Fri 7th May 2021 9:42am)
  • Woke up early to go a bike ride. Is this midlife? by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th May 2021 9:12am)
  • In some ways I’m lucky I’m not in Glasgow at the moment. by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th May 2021 3:44pm)
  • Couldn’t agree more, Buckfast1994. by Thekdawggg (Sun 16th May 2021 12:41pm)
  • The video for the tune of the day is something else. by Thekdawggg (Mon 17th May 2021 6:40am)
  • I’ve got a reasonably expensive pair of bikes. Unsure if I’d use these tbh. But these probably aren’t for the disgusting cunts in Lycra. Like me. by Thekdawggg (Mon 17th May 2021 7:59pm)
  • All of that. I mainly use it for the aero. They reckon that how you position yourself on the bike can save about 10% in effort. Over a big ride that’s quite a lot. by Thekdawggg (Tue 18th May 2021 9:25am)
  • People are selling but not like they were. I’ve been looking for a flat for over two years now. I used to see something like 10-15 listings a day in my price range. Now it’s like 5. by Thekdawggg (Tue 18th May 2021 9:34am)
  • It will be over soon. Stay positive. You cute English bastard. by Thekdawggg (Tue 18th May 2021 9:30am)
  • Almost exclusively Zoopla. by Thekdawggg (Tue 18th May 2021 10:39am)
  • If I ever meet you in real life I’m kissing you. Hope you like septum piercings and Lycra. by Thekdawggg (Tue 18th May 2021 11:08am)
  • Just put an offer in on like the 10th house. Swear down I’ll kick fuck out of the cunt who outbids me. by Thekdawggg (Thu 20th May 2021 8:59am)
  • I’m so sorry. No one should ever have to live in Livingston. by Thekdawggg (Thu 20th May 2021 9:29am)
  • You’ve outbid me haven’t you?! I know your fucking game!! by Thekdawggg (Thu 20th May 2021 9:28am)
  • The seller told me how much money she actually wanted for the house. I offer more than this. Still not enough. FUCK YEES AW!!!! Edit: class tune of the day tho. by Thekdawggg (Fri 21st May 2021 6:58am)
  • Glasgow seems insane right now. Currently a studio flat on Allison St asking for £90,000. by Thekdawggg (Fri 21st May 2021 1:42pm)
  • Cheers friend. I’m not that negative about it. I’m jaded at this point. Dont even want a house. by Thekdawggg (Fri 21st May 2021 1:41pm)
  • I’d tell the cunt to fuck off. We’re lucky gazumping isn’t a thing here. We’re unlucky that the blind bidding system is what we tend to use. by Thekdawggg (Fri 21st May 2021 1:41pm)
  • Corona is fleeting. Gentrification is forever. by Thekdawggg (Fri 21st May 2021 3:40pm)
  • In Exeter today. Nice wee city. England is nice sometimes. by Thekdawggg (Sun 23rd May 2021 10:02am)
  • I do agree with you. But as someone who has worked for some cunt companies. by Thekdawggg (Mon 24th May 2021 3:25pm)
  • For even more economy try splitting your ticket. https://www.splitticketing.com/ by Thekdawggg (Thu 27th May 2021 7:16am)
  • This is how it starts. Next thing you have three different bikes. At least one cost more than your car. Padded shorts. Thinking about when you should go tubeless. Getting your new Le Col jersey for £100. by Thekdawggg (Sun 30th May 2021 3:59pm)
  • I started off borrowing a friends bike. Bought my own bike for £450. Got clipless pedals for £50. Got a second hand bike recently for £1,500. All this in one year. It spirals rapidly. by Thekdawggg (Sun 30th May 2021 6:02pm)
  • Course is fucking exhausting tho. by Thekdawggg (Mon 31st May 2021 1:24pm)
  • It’s my birthday. Somecunt tell me I look nice and you’re glad we are friends. by Thekdawggg (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 7:09am)
  • My mum bought them for us. You looking to make an old woman cry? by Thekdawggg (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 8:58am)
  • I love you. by Thekdawggg (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 1:37pm)
  • Happy birthday to the best maw on Reddit. by Thekdawggg (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 1:35pm)
  • Cheers, Screaming Fanny Baws. by Thekdawggg (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 1:35pm)
  • Loch Doon maybe. But the road might be a tad busy. by Thekdawggg (Fri 4th Jun 2021 9:16pm)
  • Wurstcunt! by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Jun 2021 12:07am)
  • Fancy picking a month when I’m not so busy?! This is classic u/LordAnubis12!!! Selfish bastard. My previous offer of kisses is revoked. by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Jun 2021 4:12pm)
  • Nothing this upcoming month is social. Working all over the gaff this next month. Want anything from Cornwall? by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Jun 2021 4:54pm)
  • How’s about a pasty? :) by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Jun 2021 8:19pm)
  • We speak a lot on The Steamie. I have grilfriend? by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Jun 2021 8:34pm)
  • Just went surfing for the first time. Another thing I’m shite at. by Thekdawggg (Thu 10th Jun 2021 11:26am)
  • Nah, it’s fun. Just wet tbh. by Thekdawggg (Thu 10th Jun 2021 12:06pm)
  • “Nearly died but was fun.” by Thekdawggg (Thu 10th Jun 2021 1:59pm)
  • I’ve been single for like two year now but I’m no out here shouting!!! by Thekdawggg (Sat 12th Jun 2021 8:13am)
  • I had the pleasure of speaking to a Tory MP yesterday whilst representing work. I literally hated everything the cunt said. by Thekdawggg (Sat 12th Jun 2021 9:30am)
  • Gonna be the one obnoxious Scotsman watching the England game in the pub later. by Thekdawggg (Sun 13th Jun 2021 11:07am)
  • I own this game. It’s excellent. by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Jun 2021 6:07am)
  • Being a Scottish sports fan is absolutely pish. by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Jun 2021 3:57pm)
  • Just got told to self isolate by the app. Yassssssss. by Thekdawggg (Tue 15th Jun 2021 11:16am)
  • It is in England. by Thekdawggg (Tue 15th Jun 2021 11:43am)
  • I’ll just cough on some possessions and email them to you. by Thekdawggg (Tue 15th Jun 2021 12:44pm)
  • Had to self isolate for less than a day. Respect to the elderly and the at risk who did this shit for months and months. by Thekdawggg (Wed 16th Jun 2021 7:43am)
  • I had a wee cough so I got a test and locked myself up. I’ve actually done a second one just to be sure. by Thekdawggg (Wed 16th Jun 2021 10:15am)
  • The Herald Building is category A listed. Fear not. Press Bar going fucking nowhere! by Thekdawggg (Wed 16th Jun 2021 11:56pm)
  • Only station in Scotland with a mainline station. Which is why it is a criminally under-utilised airport. I was boarded a flight at 1500 a couple of years ago and it was the last one of the day. by Thekdawggg (Thu 17th Jun 2021 10:51am)
  • And the quality is fucking dogshit. by Thekdawggg (Thu 17th Jun 2021 2:54pm)
  • “Something something history. Something something culture.” Scotland’s shame. by Thekdawggg (Thu 17th Jun 2021 2:53pm)
  • I heard that the pain you feel in your arm is roughly the same as the pain you’d feel if Bill Gates had jabbed you. by Thekdawggg (Fri 18th Jun 2021 8:14am)
  • What you doing down here big Meg? by Thekdawggg (Sun 20th Jun 2021 3:24pm)
  • Met my first ever covid, fucking plandemic, anti-vaxx cunt yesterday. Absolute buzz. by Thekdawggg (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 7:36am)
  • Naw it’s fun. Just wait for the “it’s still in stage three trials”. That’s the funny bit. The completely false bit they love to trumpet out. by Thekdawggg (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 11:23am)
  • Getting 5G implant in 90 minutes. IM COMING BILL!!! by Thekdawggg (Sat 26th Jun 2021 7:07am)
  • Do dododododo dodo by Thekdawggg (Sat 26th Jun 2021 11:07am)
  • Why they move the start button tho!? by Thekdawggg (Sat 26th Jun 2021 3:55pm)
  • Got my injection on Saturday. No side affects except a sore arm. Hardest cunt on /r/Glasgow confirmed? by Thekdawggg (Mon 28th Jun 2021 7:58am)
  • My shame is massive. by Thekdawggg (Mon 28th Jun 2021 8:25am)
  • I actually kart semi regularly and it’s an absolute fucking bartering. by Thekdawggg (Mon 28th Jun 2021 9:04am)
  • Everything I spell is fucking worng today! D; by Thekdawggg (Mon 28th Jun 2021 9:23am)
  • Away to Gibraltar for a couple of weeks. Anycunt want any fags or that? by Thekdawggg (Tue 29th Jun 2021 9:54am)
  • They’ve only got John Player Specials. That alright? by Thekdawggg (Tue 29th Jun 2021 11:31am)
  • Nah mate. Got some superkings tho. by Thekdawggg (Tue 29th Jun 2021 1:22pm)
  • Fucking finally arrived in Gibraltar. Who wanted snout then? by Thekdawggg (Tue 6th Jul 2021 9:46am)
  • RIP corsa. by Thekdawggg (Tue 6th Jul 2021 9:46am)
  • Something something. It’s coming home. Something. by Thekdawggg (Thu 8th Jul 2021 7:15am)
  • Supposed to be leaving Gibraltar today. What a weird little shitehole. Any final snout / bevy orders? by Thekdawggg (Sun 11th Jul 2021 8:28am)
  • It’s strange. It’s trying so hard not to be Spain. by Thekdawggg (Sun 11th Jul 2021 8:54am)
  • It’s alright for a day. It’s just full of English ex pats and at the moment because there are three Royal Navy ships in there are over 1000 horny sailors. by Thekdawggg (Sun 11th Jul 2021 8:53am)
  • I don’t actually like the beach. I don’t like sand, it’s course and rough and gets everywhere. by Thekdawggg (Sun 11th Jul 2021 11:54am)
  • Yeah. I was actually working at the airport yesterday. It’s wild to see a level crossing on a runway. by Thekdawggg (Sun 11th Jul 2021 12:41pm)
  • Aye. I seen a wee monkey rob a woman’s bag and she was just screaming at the wee cunt in Spanish. by Thekdawggg (Sun 11th Jul 2021 2:13pm)
  • Nah but some of my pals met The Hoff. by Thekdawggg (Sun 11th Jul 2021 6:37pm)
  • Imagine coming back from Gibraltar and it’s hotter here. by Thekdawggg (Sat 17th Jul 2021 2:43pm)
  • I know this isn’t the correct sub. But I’m no sure how I feel about sprint qualifying. by Thekdawggg (Sun 18th Jul 2021 12:40pm)
  • I like the wreaths. But the truck was laughable. Will be wild to see what Perez can do on a new set up from the back. by Thekdawggg (Sun 18th Jul 2021 2:26pm)
  • For the first time since Hogmanay. THEKDAWGGGS COMIN HOME. HES COMIN HOME. by Thekdawggg (Mon 19th Jul 2021 7:59am)
  • I have actually missed three out of five trains and I am in fact en route to Rome. by Thekdawggg (Mon 19th Jul 2021 10:37am)
  • Aye mate. Dae it the week after I’m actually in Scotland!!! by Thekdawggg (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 1:04pm)
  • Where’s the buffalo?! Bisons are pricks. by Thekdawggg (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 2:40pm)
  • Last full day up the road. Who’s wantin pumped? by Thekdawggg (Fri 23rd Jul 2021 10:23am)
  • Gonnae send you a photo of me in my scuddies so it’s like I’m there irl. by Thekdawggg (Thu 29th Jul 2021 6:46pm)
  • Sorry about that. Snorted a bad eccy an hour before I got there. by Thekdawggg (Fri 30th Jul 2021 8:59am)
  • Got some tiny fine line tattoos yesterday. I was big and brave. My pain tolerance is really impressive. NAW YOU WERE GREETIN. by Thekdawggg (Sun 1st Aug 2021 8:37am)
  • Someone with a tribal tattoo called my new tattoos shite. No idea how to respond. by Thekdawggg (Thu 5th Aug 2021 7:23am)
  • “Part of New Zealand you fae?” by Thekdawggg (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:31am)
  • If I arrange a session in Yeovil you coming down to visit? by Thekdawggg (Thu 5th Aug 2021 4:57pm)
  • We could go punch fuck out of some rich kids in Sherborne. “NICE HOCKEY STICK, OLI!!!” by Thekdawggg (Thu 5th Aug 2021 5:30pm)
  • This might work. To give you an example of the kind of trust fund cunt who went to Sherborne school. Chris Martin. Boris Johnson’s da. But also sound cunts like Alan Turing, John le Carre and Jeremy Irons. by Thekdawggg (Thu 5th Aug 2021 6:37pm)
  • Ashame too cause they make some class food. by Thekdawggg (Sun 8th Aug 2021 12:49pm)
  • The Tollbooth on Saltmarket. 🇮🇪 by Thekdawggg (Mon 9th Aug 2021 1:44pm)
  • Nah. Sunsets come and go. The pub is for life. by Thekdawggg (Mon 9th Aug 2021 10:07pm)
  • Glasgow’s tiny my man. According to Wikipedia 626,410 cunts live within GCC. I’m going to a city in Spain I’ve never even heard of with more people. by Thekdawggg (Tue 10th Aug 2021 9:59am)
  • The day I allow Wishaw to be considered Glasgow will be the day I don’t want to remember. by Thekdawggg (Tue 10th Aug 2021 10:06am)
  • Anycunt want to cover my shift next weekend? It’s honestly a skive. by Thekdawggg (Wed 11th Aug 2021 9:32am)
  • Obligatory upset reply for no hosting these when I’m about. by Thekdawggg (Thu 12th Aug 2021 8:34am)
  • They’re all midweek. I live down in England nowadays. You know this! D; by Thekdawggg (Thu 12th Aug 2021 11:10am)
  • As if I got downvoted for living in England lol. by Thekdawggg (Fri 13th Aug 2021 3:18pm)
  • As a Lycra fud I feel attacked. by Thekdawggg (Mon 16th Aug 2021 11:41am)
  • No sure what’s on at the canteen at work but I’ll let you know ASAP. by Thekdawggg (Tue 17th Aug 2021 11:52am)
  • Was like a turkey and lemon pita hing with salad. Cunts had overcooked the turkey to a ridiculous degree. by Thekdawggg (Tue 17th Aug 2021 12:51pm)
  • All good bro. Got dinner coming up you need an update on that we good? by Thekdawggg (Tue 17th Aug 2021 4:14pm)
  • £2.50 for the Malt of the Month too. And they’re usually too notch malts. by Thekdawggg (Wed 18th Aug 2021 5:21pm)
  • About to start an eight hour drive.... class. by Thekdawggg (Thu 19th Aug 2021 6:40am)
  • Podcasting the absolute shit out of it. by Thekdawggg (Thu 19th Aug 2021 11:16am)
  • I do this thing for part of my job called [wire locking / safety wire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_wire). I hope that no cunt here, no matter how much of a bam you are has to ever do this in their life. by Thekdawggg (Tue 24th Aug 2021 10:28am)
  • Yeah. Helicopters. Cunts just wanna vibrate everything to bits. by Thekdawggg (Tue 24th Aug 2021 5:50pm)
  • You know how the English get. by Thekdawggg (Wed 25th Aug 2021 1:07pm)
  • Last day in work for three weeks. Obviously that means I have to work four hours longer. by Thekdawggg (Fri 27th Aug 2021 7:01am)
  • Aye same. Away to South Poland for 10 days then northern Spain for 10 days. But I’m stuck in work cause of some cunt airshow. by Thekdawggg (Fri 27th Aug 2021 12:37pm)
  • Living down south I can just about cope with cunts doing shite Scottish accents. Cunts voting Tory. Cunts saying stuff like bruvva. But calling a roll a fucking bap. Fuck yourselves. by Thekdawggg (Sat 28th Aug 2021 9:10am)
  • Reported. by Thekdawggg (Sat 28th Aug 2021 9:40am)
  • Music festivals are now just a reminder of how old and out of touch I am. Who the fuck is Ben UFO?! by Thekdawggg (Tue 31st Aug 2021 10:31am)
  • I have no doubt he’s decent. I’m just having an existential crisis due to how old I’m getting. by Thekdawggg (Tue 31st Aug 2021 10:49am)
  • Morning troops. In southern Poland. Anycunt want this weird local sheeps cheese served with cranberry sauce? by Thekdawggg (Wed 1st Sep 2021 8:08am)
  • Only got Lucky Strike. That sound? by Thekdawggg (Wed 1st Sep 2021 1:06pm)
  • BBC iPlayer on mobile browser is the most pathetic piece of shit I have ever interacted with. by Thekdawggg (Sun 5th Sep 2021 11:32am)
  • Sounds website is great too. Fuck knows why they use the weird player they use on iPlayer. by Thekdawggg (Sun 5th Sep 2021 2:39pm)
  • Honestly would be easier for me to go to the Barras and buy a DVD, rip the media, convert it to a useable file and then put it on my iPhone than using iPlayer on safari. by Thekdawggg (Sun 5th Sep 2021 6:35pm)
  • How’s the arse? My arse is always my biggest limitation on longer rides. by Thekdawggg (Mon 6th Sep 2021 9:47am)
  • 100km is some graft. I’m proud of you. by Thekdawggg (Mon 6th Sep 2021 11:58am)
  • I never work passed midday on Friday and even that is a godsend. by Thekdawggg (Tue 7th Sep 2021 11:14am)
  • I can only imagine the suffering you go through. I had to work late a couple of Fridays ago. My boss was so apologetic. by Thekdawggg (Tue 7th Sep 2021 3:33pm)
  • I’ve gave up entirely. I can’t justify the 20% over home report cunts are putting in these days. Hopefully you find something tho. by Thekdawggg (Tue 7th Sep 2021 3:35pm)
  • I’ve got a mate in financial services and he’s convinced the housing bubble will burst with house prices increasing so much faster than wages. I guess I should wait until then? Fuck knows anymore. by Thekdawggg (Tue 7th Sep 2021 3:54pm)
  • I think lenders will give 95% home report then you have to pull the remaining out of your arse. On a £100,000 gaff you’re expected to just produce £30,000 deposit? If you’re single earning a normal wage that’s so difficult in your twenties. by Thekdawggg (Tue 7th Sep 2021 4:05pm)
  • £2.30 for the train from Krakow central to the airport.... by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Sep 2021 6:19am)
  • What about a £1 note? by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Sep 2021 8:00am)
  • I either ate something or it’s Catalan tap water. But my poor, poor arsehole. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Sep 2021 11:29am)
  • So I can visit europe and get steamin. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Sep 2021 9:57am)
  • Staying in this girls spare room on Airbnb. Was speaking to her last night about how I’ve either eaten something or the waters ruined me. And she went away and made me pancakes. What a fucking saint. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Sep 2021 10:14am)
  • I was liking her a lot then she asked me why I got vaccinated........... by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Sep 2021 2:56pm)
  • If you go onto google earth you’ll see the Concordian level jobby I have left. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Sep 2021 4:29pm)
  • You seem like a sound cunt. I hope you a good day! by Thekdawggg (Mon 13th Sep 2021 11:13am)
  • So. If I’m double vaccinated I need to do a covid test within 2 days of returning to England. Unless. I work in aerospace. Cause, of course, the fact I work with helicopters means I’ll punch Covid-19s cunt right in. by Thekdawggg (Tue 14th Sep 2021 11:20am)
  • I don’t work in that specific part of the helicopters. by Thekdawggg (Tue 14th Sep 2021 2:55pm)
  • Helicopter I’m certified to maintain doesn’t have that sorry. The blades are held on by two titanium pins though. So that’s a thing. by Thekdawggg (Tue 14th Sep 2021 4:21pm)
  • Our boy veloglasgow really advocating for the hate marches under the guise of free speech... by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Sep 2021 9:49am)
  • The right to free speech isn’t really a thing in the UK one of the reasons you see far right and extremist groups made illegal. Hate speech is illegal in this country. The orange order are hateful little cunts. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Sep 2021 11:21am)
  • Let’s get a pint one day. I reckon without the internet in the way we’d be pals. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Sep 2021 11:26am)
  • 18 mile fuck sake. I woke up with have a glass of wine cause I fell asleep last night so I tanned that. So aye, similar mornings. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Sep 2021 12:08pm)
  • Gonna try my first 100km bike ride today. Goodbye arse. by Thekdawggg (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 7:42am)
  • Can’t. The other cyclists will laugh at me. I’m only allowed Lycra shorts and a super thin saddle. by Thekdawggg (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 1:57pm)
  • I’m down south right now. But I went north through Glastonbury to Cheddar Gorge, south into Wells and then fucked about to get my total over 100km. by Thekdawggg (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 2:57pm)
  • I mean. There’s quite a risk of chafing when you cycle 100km. It’s similar to the chafing you get from sitting in your house all day from wanking and playing Zelda. by Thekdawggg (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 3:09pm)
  • You’ve been angry recently. You good big man? by Thekdawggg (Fri 24th Sep 2021 10:00am)
  • [This website](https://globe.adsbexchange.com) Is okay for tracking military aircraft if you want a nosy. by Thekdawggg (Fri 24th Sep 2021 1:08pm)
  • Absolutely idiotic. If the cars aren’t on the M8 they’re on the surface streets. Even now, with car ownership so much higher than the 60s, there are less cars on the streets in the city centre. by Thekdawggg (Tue 28th Sep 2021 12:34pm)
  • Aye. Probably still steamin. How was the date tho? by Thekdawggg (Wed 29th Sep 2021 9:48am)
  • We all know it’s you! by Thekdawggg (Wed 29th Sep 2021 11:57am)
  • I see a lot of routes to Hamilton are cancelled. As someone brought up in Hamilton I can only see the positives in making it more difficult to get there. by Thekdawggg (Thu 30th Sep 2021 9:33am)
  • You must be from Larkhall. by Thekdawggg (Thu 30th Sep 2021 12:06pm)
  • aw hun. U ok? by Thekdawggg (Thu 30th Sep 2021 12:43pm)
  • For fuck sake. It’s october!? by Thekdawggg (Fri 1st Oct 2021 7:23am)
  • Nice one. I was worried I’d been away from Glasgow so long that I was now an outsider. Cheers mate xx by Thekdawggg (Fri 1st Oct 2021 3:50pm)
  • Honestly mate no idea. I’m back home maybe three times a year. by Thekdawggg (Fri 1st Oct 2021 7:06pm)
  • There is a strong possibility that ScotRail will become government owned in 2023. [Great British Railways](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_British_Railways) is a stinkin name tho. by Thekdawggg (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 3:02pm)
  • Instead of me being in England on this date I’ll be in Cardiff! So that’s new. by Thekdawggg (Mon 4th Oct 2021 3:04pm)
  • Aye. I’ll see if my work can get something sorted out further north one day. by Thekdawggg (Mon 4th Oct 2021 5:53pm)
  • Full of random shite. But surely that’s the point I the voting system. by Thekdawggg (Tue 5th Oct 2021 7:08pm)
  • It’s not just London. I’m currently rotating by between Yeovil, Portsmouth, Bournemouth and a wee bit of Cardiff and it’s all far far cleaner. Yeovil is hell on earth tho. by Thekdawggg (Sat 9th Oct 2021 1:45pm)
  • What’s happening troops?! Actually starting to get disgusted at myself for liking the weather down south. by Thekdawggg (Mon 11th Oct 2021 9:40am)
  • Was on the tele for about 3 milliseconds yesterday. Good day that. by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Oct 2021 7:38am)
  • Was in Cardiff for the opening of the Senedd. by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Oct 2021 8:52am)
  • No komment.... by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Oct 2021 10:53am)
  • Come ahead. by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Oct 2021 11:16am)
  • Aye. I went to the cinema last weeks. Was buzzin. Friday off, little midday cinema visit. Couldn’t wait. Until the cunt asked for £15 for one ticket. by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Oct 2021 3:38pm)
  • Edinburgh only has one terminal and Ryanair only use T2 at Lisbon. Also, bring us back a couple of pastel de nata please. by Thekdawggg (Sat 16th Oct 2021 11:06am)
  • When I was in Lisbon all I ate were natas. Also in Lidl there they do wee cartons of wine like 6p milk in primary school. by Thekdawggg (Sat 16th Oct 2021 11:28am)
  • It’s not just one person though. And my mums dog shites herself everytime. And she’s well sound. by Thekdawggg (Tue 19th Oct 2021 9:54am)
  • Went to an early screening of Dune. That Villeneuve guy is quite talented. by Thekdawggg (Tue 19th Oct 2021 9:50am)
  • We’re all missing the bigger pitcher. My mums dog. by Thekdawggg (Tue 19th Oct 2021 10:05am)
  • Feels to me like Villeneuve is aiming for like a dark knight style trilogy. by Thekdawggg (Tue 19th Oct 2021 4:19pm)
  • Join the navy. The ship does the work for you. Unless you’re fleet air arm, then the helicopter does the work. by Thekdawggg (Tue 19th Oct 2021 11:56pm)
  • I’m being pedantic but RFA isn’t the navy. Far more chilled out. Also, I work along side a whole lotta mongos. by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th Oct 2021 12:19am)
  • Nice bit of thunder & lightening where I am. Pretty much guarantees no work for me. by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th Oct 2021 6:42am)
  • Was in Hampshire last month for three weeks. I hope you have support during these times. by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th Oct 2021 11:01am)
  • I always upvote cunts who reply to me in hope they will one day love me. So it wasn’t me But I am fuming that you accused me of being a golfer. I fucking hate golf. by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th Oct 2021 11:00am)
  • 18th nov is the next thurs I’m back?! by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th Oct 2021 11:01pm)
  • Four day weekend. Who’s coming out on the bike? by Thekdawggg (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 11:02am)
  • Mon. I’ve got a spare bike with Estebaws written all over it. It’s one of my more niche purchases. by Thekdawggg (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 11:40am)
  • You could completely sell out everything you believe in and join the military. Like me. by Thekdawggg (Sun 24th Oct 2021 10:47am)
  • When I travelled back into England from Spain I was able to use my job as an exemption from doing a two day test when I got here. The way I proved my job was showing the flight attendant my ID card that proves fuck all about my actual career. It’s all a joke. by Thekdawggg (Mon 25th Oct 2021 10:24am)
  • I don’t think this pertains (am I using that word right?) to your case but this does remind me of my favourite piece of Scottish legislation. The [High Hedges (Scotland) Act](https://www.gov.scot/publications/high-hedges-scotland-act-2013-revised-guidance-local-authorities-2019/). by Thekdawggg (Tue 26th Oct 2021 5:17pm)
  • In your defence there used to be a place called the Attic beside Best Kebab. by Thekdawggg (Wed 27th Oct 2021 9:20am)
  • Left my pal in charge of getting tickets for something. He’s done the classic “I’m do it tomorrow” and it’s now sold out. Prick. by Thekdawggg (Wed 27th Oct 2021 9:33am)
  • Fancy grabbing five tickets for Scotland v Japan? Mark was too busy apparently. by Thekdawggg (Wed 27th Oct 2021 10:47am)
  • You’re an auld man now Seamus. Only a matter of time before you’re shouting abuse at Question Time every Thursday night. by Thekdawggg (Wed 27th Oct 2021 10:46am)
  • The Admiral. Cause there mac & cheese is unreal. by Thekdawggg (Wed 27th Oct 2021 10:50am)
  • Probs got a better hairline than me but. by Thekdawggg (Wed 27th Oct 2021 1:17pm)
  • Gonna go see dune again tonight. Because it’s fucking class. by Thekdawggg (Thu 28th Oct 2021 8:00am)
  • That Hans Zimmer kid is going places. by Thekdawggg (Thu 28th Oct 2021 9:52am)
  • I’ll see if I can tan one from the cinema for you. by Thekdawggg (Thu 28th Oct 2021 1:25pm)
  • I’ve tried three times to read Dune. Think I’m just too stupid to get into it. by Thekdawggg (Thu 28th Oct 2021 4:43pm)
  • “Working” a Sunday for the first time in like three or four year. by Thekdawggg (Sat 30th Oct 2021 8:08am)
  • ...this is awkward. by Thekdawggg (Sat 30th Oct 2021 12:37pm)
  • Either somecunt will hand it in / tell the driver/police. Somecunt will steal it. Or when the bus is parked up for the night either the driver or depot staff will notice it. This is all pure speculation. by Thekdawggg (Sat 30th Oct 2021 12:54pm)
  • What about G7 down in Newquay? by Thekdawggg (Sat 30th Oct 2021 2:28pm)
  • He’s staying in the Bellgrove I heard. by Thekdawggg (Mon 1st Nov 2021 5:49am)
  • Instead of Brgr I recommend Bloc on a Tuesday. Burger and chips for £3. Extra quid for cheese. Couple of quid and they’ll poutine the chips. by Thekdawggg (Mon 1st Nov 2021 2:08pm)
  • They have different deals every day. Tuesday just happens to be the burger deal! by Thekdawggg (Mon 1st Nov 2021 2:24pm)
  • Want to share hi viz pics xx by Thekdawggg (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 10:45am)
  • Waxy O’Connor’s love playing the rugby. by Thekdawggg (Thu 4th Nov 2021 4:42pm)
  • I respect what your saying. But if you had the upbringing I had you would dislike my maw too. by Thekdawggg (Sat 6th Nov 2021 10:10pm)
  • I’m willing to bet that any police regardless of where they have come from in the UK have complete legal authority in Glasgow right now. by Thekdawggg (Sun 7th Nov 2021 9:12pm)
  • “Where a constable of a police force in England and Wales would, in relation to an offence, have power to arrest a person in England or Wales under section 24 of the Police and Criminal Evidence Act 1984 a constable of a police force in Scotland or in Northern Ireland shall have the like power of arrest in England and Wales” [S140 of the Criminal Justice and Public Order Act 1994](https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1994/33/section/140/2005-02-09?timeline=true) by Thekdawggg (Sun 7th Nov 2021 10:14pm)
  • Fuck it. I’ll google that too. Two seconds. by Thekdawggg (Sun 7th Nov 2021 10:20pm)
  • Different act so I had to put my cool original Doritos down and do some extra hard googling. [Section 24 of the Police Act 1996.](https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1996/16/section/24) by Thekdawggg (Sun 7th Nov 2021 10:28pm)
  • The word clout had been used in this context for almost 90 year mate. It’s not dire patter. I literally a definition of the word. by Thekdawggg (Mon 8th Nov 2021 7:29am)
  • Also. Bike maintenance can be a pain in the arse. Next bike gets rid of this for you. by Thekdawggg (Mon 8th Nov 2021 6:12pm)
  • Any of you fellow VLs been watching the League of Legends cartoon on Netflix? Pretty good. by Thekdawggg (Tue 9th Nov 2021 7:02am)
  • That would be our pal /u/LordAnubis12! Supposed to be sorting me out for next Thursday. by Thekdawggg (Tue 9th Nov 2021 3:04pm)
  • Drink on the train for extra morale. Show up to work half cut. by Thekdawggg (Thu 11th Nov 2021 11:57am)
  • Fun fact. There is a 6am on a Sunday. Apparently that’s the time I need to get up this Sunday coming. by Thekdawggg (Fri 12th Nov 2021 9:26am)
  • Well. Just by sheer coincidence, I hope, I am actually heading to the airport to fly back to Glasgow on Sunday morning. by Thekdawggg (Fri 12th Nov 2021 6:59pm)
  • And to further what your pal here is saying. Once they finish that bridge to Partick I imagine house prices will increase a little. by Thekdawggg (Fri 12th Nov 2021 8:50pm)
  • Must have been some jump from an auld Fiesta to a Tesla. Congratulations mate. by Thekdawggg (Sat 13th Nov 2021 9:28am)
  • Walkabout will have the sprint race tonight but I think there is rugby and football on so they’ll prioritise that. The race on Sunday might get a bit more priority in terms of putting the sound on. by Thekdawggg (Sat 13th Nov 2021 4:42pm)
  • Aye. As much as I love Slouch it’s disgustingly loud in there. by Thekdawggg (Sat 13th Nov 2021 4:41pm)
  • Wit!? As a Scotsman exiled down here for work never once has anyone said this to me. by Thekdawggg (Sat 13th Nov 2021 4:40pm)
  • Thekdawgggs coming home. He’s coming home. He’s coming home. First time up the road since the summer. Who’s wanting to meet for a scrap? by Thekdawggg (Sun 14th Nov 2021 6:45am)
  • Nae chibs. by Thekdawggg (Sun 14th Nov 2021 8:42am)
  • Try my best mate. Been a while since I’ve been out tbh. by Thekdawggg (Sun 14th Nov 2021 12:35pm)
  • [AWWWWW SHIT!!!!](https://youtu.be/hQo1HIcSVtg) by Thekdawggg (Sun 14th Nov 2021 12:57pm)
  • Had a great time meeting the troops last night but I’ll be honest, I’m not feeling fantastic. And I now have the train to Oban to contest with. by Thekdawggg (Fri 19th Nov 2021 6:31am)
  • Glass being emptied is rated at like 110dB or something mental. by Thekdawggg (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 10:06am)
  • It’s MOT day troops!!! 💸💸💸💸 by Thekdawggg (Sat 27th Nov 2021 9:07am)
  • Pads and a bulb. I’ll sort it out. by Thekdawggg (Sat 27th Nov 2021 6:16pm)
  • Don’t forget and pin the post, darling. by Thekdawggg (Sun 28th Nov 2021 1:32pm)
  • I may have mentioned last week, can’t remember I was steamin, but next year Ill be back home a lot more. So my offensive presence will be there more often. by Thekdawggg (Sun 28th Nov 2021 1:39pm)
  • They’ve all met me and they agree I’m a prick. by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 12:26am)
  • I went to the last one Pixies did there. Surprisingly fantastic venue. by Thekdawggg (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 2:58pm)
  • I live about an hour away and I’m free this weekend Standby. by Thekdawggg (Tue 7th Dec 2021 12:33pm)
  • Fuck all on at the cinema but I had fuck all to do and have an unlimited Cineworld card. Fucking hell Resident Evil is complete dogshit. by Thekdawggg (Wed 8th Dec 2021 9:20am)
  • I did it for the sub. by Thekdawggg (Wed 8th Dec 2021 10:27am)
  • Links dead for me, homie. by Thekdawggg (Wed 8th Dec 2021 10:32am)
  • Forgive me father for I have seen Dune three times now. by Thekdawggg (Wed 8th Dec 2021 10:31am)
  • He prioritised animals over human lives in Afghanistan. He lied about the Christmas party and all we will hear is: “I think the people of the UK are more interested in hearing about our tremendous booster roll out.” by Thekdawggg (Wed 8th Dec 2021 10:31am)
  • Are banks doing 100% mortgages again? For years they only offered 90%. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Dec 2021 10:08am)
  • I know there was chat of 95% mortgages but I’ve given up on buying a place. by Thekdawggg (Thu 9th Dec 2021 10:29am)
  • I’ll say the same thing I say every time people complain about the urban parts of the M8. Aye, it’s a horrible, loud, polluting mess. But traffic levels in the city centre are still lower than they were before the M8 was built and that is with the mental increase in car ownership over the last fifty years. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Dec 2021 9:03pm)
  • Aw. The cunts mad for the M8. But there is no bias in the figures. by Thekdawggg (Fri 10th Dec 2021 11:56pm)
  • My boabie is rock solid over the prospect of this weekends F1. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Dec 2021 10:00am)
  • Who you backing? Let’s argue about it. That’s what this season has become. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Dec 2021 11:06am)
  • This isn’t arguing. This is really well balanced. :/ Allow me. MAX CANT RACE HES SO PETTY! CRASHSTAPPEN! JOS IS A BASTARD. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Dec 2021 11:31am)
  • I want to think it’s all Lewis. But idk. It’s stressful. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Dec 2021 11:34am)
  • Ahhh. The old MaFIA defence. by Thekdawggg (Sat 11th Dec 2021 2:01pm)
  • I can give you a completely biased breakdown of teams and drivers if you’d like by Thekdawggg (Sun 12th Dec 2021 10:51am)
  • I know its just sport and no a big real life thing. But I’m still fucking fuming at the F1. Absolute fucking joke. I watch every race, every quali live. I go out my way to watch it, all 22 races, and it ends like that. by Thekdawggg (Mon 13th Dec 2021 6:43am)
  • Nah it’s a valid question! It’s not who won it’s how it was won. It was engineered nonsense. by Thekdawggg (Mon 13th Dec 2021 8:28am)
  • JK Rowling really is a fucking melt. Constantly pure seething on Twitter over peoples genitals. by Thekdawggg (Tue 14th Dec 2021 9:12am)
  • Only gone and had an offer accepted on a flat!!! by Thekdawggg (Thu 16th Dec 2021 9:19am)
  • Cheers pal! by Thekdawggg (Thu 16th Dec 2021 10:49am)
  • LISTEN HERE PAL. I paid 10% over home report. The schemes mine. by Thekdawggg (Thu 16th Dec 2021 11:28am)
  • Titan Crane is in Clydebank ya wee cutie. by Thekdawggg (Fri 17th Dec 2021 11:17am)
  • Don’t ask questions. But it turns out when your GP is in England but your home address is in scotland booking a booster jag is quite difficult. by Thekdawggg (Fri 17th Dec 2021 11:25am)
  • Down south. Very south. by Thekdawggg (Fri 17th Dec 2021 2:44pm)
  • I mean. It is a nice train journey. by Thekdawggg (Fri 17th Dec 2021 5:06pm)
  • I don’t want to start a marital! I’m just here for some Moderna. by Thekdawggg (Fri 17th Dec 2021 6:03pm)
  • It isn’t. Edinburgh airport has better transport links, more shops and pubs (if you’re into that kind of thing), more destinations and better weather (just). The only thing better about Glasgow airport is the fact it serves Glasgow. by Thekdawggg (Mon 20th Dec 2021 3:45pm)
  • They don’t let me in the lounge. Nae inflatable sombreros allowed :/ by Thekdawggg (Mon 20th Dec 2021 4:31pm)
  • The day before the matrix comes out. Does she have no humanity?! by Thekdawggg (Tue 21st Dec 2021 10:15am)
  • I’m going early in the morning to avoid crowds. They’re showing Die Hard at cineworld tonight but I cancelled cause it’s nearly sold out and I don’t want to die. by Thekdawggg (Tue 21st Dec 2021 11:55am)
  • He’s just an uppity cunt with uppity cunt mates who think they’re cool. His musics pish. But that isn’t why I dislike him. I dislike him cause he’s a wanker. by Thekdawggg (Fri 31st Dec 2021 12:13pm)
  • Another New Year’s Day pondering what I was thinking when I made this account. by Thekdawggg (Sat 1st Jan 2022 12:25pm)
  • Dry January is shite. by Thekdawggg (Sun 2nd Jan 2022 11:33am)
  • Just got Moderna’d beside an F1 car. Phone signal instantly through the roof. by Thekdawggg (Wed 5th Jan 2022 8:39am)
  • Maybe I can redeem it with [a photo](https://i.imgur.com/tTHKqFC.jpg) of one of the F1 cars I was talking about. by Thekdawggg (Wed 5th Jan 2022 12:05pm)
  • This is the only good photo I took before they kicked me out. by Thekdawggg (Wed 5th Jan 2022 5:39pm)
  • No apparently effects from the moderna vaccine except I slept 14 hours. by Thekdawggg (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:54am)
  • If it’s just for getting to work I highly recommend NextBike. by Thekdawggg (Mon 10th Jan 2022 8:52am)
  • Aw they’re pure shite to ride. I’ve got quite a nice road bike but the convenience of nextbike shouldn’t be ignored it I think. by Thekdawggg (Mon 10th Jan 2022 8:58am)
  • Working nights this week. Nightshift is heavy pish. by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th Jan 2022 6:34am)
  • Aye. Just fly to Spain and rent a car. by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th Jan 2022 1:50pm)
  • If I can come to the housewarming you can come to my housewarming. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Jan 2022 1:49pm)
  • They do one in the Gallus on Wednesday nights that is ridiculously difficult for no reason. by Thekdawggg (Mon 17th Jan 2022 9:27am)
  • Going to my first gig in over two years. Cannot wait to self isolate! by Thekdawggg (Mon 17th Jan 2022 10:49am)
  • Idles! by Thekdawggg (Mon 17th Jan 2022 5:01pm)
  • Idk. What about the cunt with all the wee dancing cats? by Thekdawggg (Thu 20th Jan 2022 9:23pm)
  • Talk about Francis like that again and I’ll start windmillin by Thekdawggg (Fri 21st Jan 2022 12:32pm)
  • Absolutely fucked my voice at a gig last Monday and now I’ve woken up with an eye infection. Absolute auld man. by Thekdawggg (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 12:22pm)
  • You defo book these knowing which days I’ll be home. by Thekdawggg (Tue 25th Jan 2022 6:40am)
  • Where abouts? Let’s share tales of how grim England is and hold hand. by Thekdawggg (Tue 25th Jan 2022 9:47am)
  • The midlands is basically England’s Loch Lomond. by Thekdawggg (Tue 25th Jan 2022 4:55pm)
  • What kind of sociopath doesn’t like pizza...? by Thekdawggg (Wed 26th Jan 2022 8:02pm)
  • I should be out for tonight meet up. I have a hideous eye infection but I don’t want that to detract from my adorable T-shirt, okay? by Thekdawggg (Thu 27th Jan 2022 10:08am)
  • Hello. It’s me, the moaner. by Thekdawggg (Fri 4th Feb 2022 11:14am)
  • Rugby, rugby then Idles. It’s gonna be a gooooooood day. by Thekdawggg (Sat 5th Feb 2022 11:49am)
  • Nah. Get yourself down to Killie and have about forty pies. by Thekdawggg (Fri 11th Feb 2022 5:18pm)
  • Absolute Pop Master sesh. by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Feb 2022 8:30am)
  • If this happens I will staple fivers to my bollocks. I like the SNP but their ineptitude when it comes to public transport is astounding. Unless you’re in Edinburgh of course. by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Feb 2022 9:59am)
  • Free DAB radio and a one year out T-shirt will cheer you up. by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Feb 2022 9:58am)
  • If you don’t mind a wee balding man whose emotional distance knows no bounds. I’ll go out with you! by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Feb 2022 10:06am)
  • My personal favourite is the Glasgow Airport Rail Link. Good old GARL. I recommend reading about it for some Monday morning rage. We got so far into it, then SNP won a majority and cancelled the project. We were already committed to buying the new trains so we got some new trains. Sweet, nice one. Then they sold the land back for a fraction of the cost paid and I still have to get the pishy, expensive bus. by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Feb 2022 10:19am)
  • Honestly I’m part of the problem. I’m from Glasgow, live in Glasgow so all I think is “give me some rapid transport”. “Extend the subways operating hours” etc etc. I’m a terrible bastard. by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Feb 2022 11:06am)
  • It they build light rail in Glasgow I’ll staple more fivers to my bollocks. Just privatise the bastard buses!!!!!!!!!!! by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Feb 2022 6:50pm)
  • Sadly it isn’t true. Maybe. I’m sorry. https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/elvis-s-secret-sightseeing-tour-of-london-6646541.html by Thekdawggg (Mon 14th Feb 2022 8:34pm)
  • [Banana Leaf!](https://www.bananaleafglasgow.com/) by Thekdawggg (Wed 16th Feb 2022 7:11am)
  • I’m just about to get my keys for my flat. And I don’t know if I’ve been lucky or what but it’s been a smooth process the whole way. Legal fees are based in price on the property. I paid around £1,000 for a geezer named Derek at Jain Neil & Ruddy and I cannot recommend him more. Constant communication, replying to emails so quickly. by Thekdawggg (Wed 16th Feb 2022 12:52pm)
  • Were you at the Saturday one? Cunt was doing backflips in the mosh pit. by Thekdawggg (Thu 17th Feb 2022 9:42am)
  • I got my last two sold out gig tickets on the bands subreddit. by Thekdawggg (Thu 17th Feb 2022 10:03am)
  • Sunday mate. I’m going by on Sunday. by Thekdawggg (Fri 18th Feb 2022 9:46pm)
  • Got my keys yesterday. Officially a homeowner. 20 years eh debt yaldi!!!!! by Thekdawggg (Sat 26th Feb 2022 9:30am)
  • Hopefully it goes as smooth as mines did. by Thekdawggg (Sat 26th Feb 2022 11:49am)
  • So I got the gaff so cheap that interest rates fluctuations mean like fuck all over the next five year. Or Craig at the mortgage advice bureau is getting burst. by Thekdawggg (Sat 26th Feb 2022 11:49am)
  • Anycunt got a photo of the freshly painted Caledonian Railway Bridge yet? by Thekdawggg (Mon 28th Feb 2022 7:55am)
  • It was raining. I’ll be going back past this Sunday… I won’t let you down. by Thekdawggg (Wed 2nd Mar 2022 10:11am)
  • Sorry I let you down bro. https://imgur.com/a/qCTF5Jf/ by Thekdawggg (Sun 6th Mar 2022 5:31pm)
  • I made the [pilgrimage ](https://imgur.com/a/qCTF5Jf/) yesterday. by Thekdawggg (Mon 7th Mar 2022 6:48am)
  • Your prayers are appreciated. I however have never and will never drink buckie. by Thekdawggg (Mon 7th Mar 2022 9:40am)
  • The Louden Tavern in Ibrox. My local these days. by Thekdawggg (Tue 8th Mar 2022 9:27am)
  • Too wee and too busy. A victim of its own success. by Thekdawggg (Tue 8th Mar 2022 9:26am)
  • A connoisseur I see. by Thekdawggg (Tue 8th Mar 2022 2:57pm)
  • Might swing by. You’re getting good at arranging these for the time I’m home. by Thekdawggg (Wed 9th Mar 2022 12:48pm)
  • Anycunt got a ladder I can borrow? Tenement ceilings are well high. by Thekdawggg (Fri 18th Mar 2022 10:35am)
  • Got a positive PCR two days ago. Today covid arrived at my door and is punching my cunt in. by Thekdawggg (Fri 25th Mar 2022 10:13am)
  • Doesn’t cause much harm!? Ive had a slight cough for a week now!! by Thekdawggg (Mon 28th Mar 2022 11:26am)
  • That’s about eight positive tests in a row. Beginning to think I may have covid. by Thekdawggg (Tue 29th Mar 2022 11:01am)
  • I’ve flown from Glasgow four times in the past month. The last flight I arrived maybe an hour before the gate opens. Except from the holiday periods Glasgow airport is a doddle. by Thekdawggg (Tue 29th Mar 2022 11:05am)
  • I think you’ll find in what they call a “heavy VL”. by Thekdawggg (Tue 29th Mar 2022 11:29am)
  • NEGATIVE LFT BOYS!!! One more and I’m free. (Don’t tell work) by Thekdawggg (Wed 30th Mar 2022 1:02pm)
  • I could maybe take them off your hands provided covid fucks off. by Thekdawggg (Wed 30th Mar 2022 6:49pm)
  • No cunt with the shite Best Kabab joke. What’s happening to this sub? by Thekdawggg (Wed 30th Mar 2022 9:12pm)
  • That’s just where they grow the domesticated haggis. by Thekdawggg (Fri 1st Apr 2022 1:39pm)
  • I have a cough after getting covid. Hope it was me and I hope I ruined your night ya miserable cunt. No but seriously, it’s just a cough. I’m covering my mouth, I’m washing my hands. by Thekdawggg (Mon 4th Apr 2022 3:01pm)
  • Take him to skelpy bum mountain. by Thekdawggg (Wed 6th Apr 2022 1:08pm)
  • I’m from Glasgow, I live in Glasgow (for the most part) and I love it here. But imagine paying £230,000 to live in a one bed flat in the south side of Glasgow. by Thekdawggg (Wed 6th Apr 2022 1:07pm)
  • Two cheeks of the same arse. Glasgows shame. by Thekdawggg (Thu 7th Apr 2022 9:16am)
  • I’m not a fan of either team. But you’re wrong https://reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/spxrl5/rangers_store_in_st_enoch_square_covered_in/ by Thekdawggg (Thu 7th Apr 2022 9:51am)
  • Might be able to make it to Thirsty Thursday this evening. Depends. by Thekdawggg (Fri 8th Apr 2022 10:08am)
  • …days of the week are a social construct. 😭😭😭 by Thekdawggg (Fri 8th Apr 2022 12:09pm)
  • Have a wee look here pal. https://wiki.glasgow.social/things_to_do by Thekdawggg (Wed 13th Apr 2022 10:16am)
  • So aye. Bought a flat recently. I however. I am willing to trade it for NIN tickets. by Thekdawggg (Wed 13th Apr 2022 10:15am)
  • If you have nothing to do tonight come see Jeff Rosenstock with me. https://youtu.be/JidJV1ue1lI by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Apr 2022 8:12am)
  • Nah pal. Just bought one in the last few minutes :) https://tickets-scotland.com//events.html?event_method=viewevent&event_id=44d39ae5-0b29-11ec-ab24-060770110db2 by Thekdawggg (Fri 15th Apr 2022 1:13pm)
  • They can also work on two pointless aircraft carriers! by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th Apr 2022 9:59pm)
  • I’m actually in the navy. And I’m in favour of these new ships because the type 23s are so pish to stay aboard. But the QE Class carriers are embarrassing. Very comfy tho. by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th Apr 2022 10:33pm)
  • Hopefully I don’t mistake Friday for Thursday this time. by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th Apr 2022 10:57pm)
  • Sadly only officers get near the bar. by Thekdawggg (Wed 20th Apr 2022 11:55pm)
  • In fairness to the St Enoch Centre the glass roof means it barely needs heating at any time throughout the year. by Thekdawggg (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 12:27pm)
  • Absolutely. I work in England and mainly deal with the English. The big thing is we speak pure fast. The English cannot deal. by Thekdawggg (Wed 27th Apr 2022 4:02pm)
  • It’s no bad. Take the whole week and do Bath and Bristol. I’m an hour south so you can some see me too. by Thekdawggg (Fri 29th Apr 2022 6:48pm)
  • Hello. Hamilton born and bred. It’s shite. by Thekdawggg (Sun 1st May 2022 3:31am)
  • Have you ever been up towards High Park Farm? Some of the oldest trees in the uk. Some approaching like 1,000 years. by Thekdawggg (Sun 1st May 2022 9:24am)
  • You ever done the whole walk all the way up to Quarter? Class walk on a nice day. by Thekdawggg (Sun 1st May 2022 1:17pm)
  • Just walk up Barncluith Road passed the Dukes Monument and then keep walking. You’ll go passed an obnoxious horse sculpture, passed the farmers house and sheds, the road will turn to gravel but just keep going. It’s a good walk. by Thekdawggg (Mon 2nd May 2022 8:59pm)
  • Off to Newquay tomorrow. Get your pasty orders in. Nae your maw jokes or I’ll report you. by Thekdawggg (Tue 10th May 2022 11:58am)
  • Aye but, bikes get fucking filthy. Especially in a wet, busy city like Glasgow. by Thekdawggg (Tue 10th May 2022 11:57am)
  • Yeah I hear you. I don’t really do that kind of cycling tbh. I’m a pure backroad, Lycra bam. by Thekdawggg (Tue 10th May 2022 1:43pm)
  • Aye but if I put mudguards on my road bike I’m adding weight and compromising aero. by Thekdawggg (Wed 11th May 2022 10:55am)
  • Aye but. Are you Catholic English or Protestant England? by Thekdawggg (Wed 11th May 2022 11:13am)
  • They’ve went bust just before Christmas. by Thekdawggg (Sun 15th May 2022 7:28pm)
  • Further to this, the Copeland Hotel just down the road from the subway is also used as a sort of halfway house. Always a cunt named J(Jai) being talked down from batterin a fellow resident. by Thekdawggg (Tue 17th May 2022 12:43pm)
  • Up the road for the weekend. Anycunt wanting a game of kirby? by Thekdawggg (Fri 27th May 2022 8:56am)
  • Sevilla does a little too. by Thekdawggg (Mon 30th May 2022 12:59pm)
  • After eleven days on the continent it’s time to head up eh road. I’d like. Thank my employer for bankrolling this one. by Thekdawggg (Wed 15th Jun 2022 7:10am)
  • Most suburban railway stations of any city in the country except London. by Thekdawggg (Sat 18th Jun 2022 10:43am)
  • There are places all around Ibrox you can just park for free tbh. On game day the fields around Brighton place and the one on Hinshelwood drive by the Ibrox football centre as always packed. by Thekdawggg (Wed 29th Jun 2022 12:55pm)
  • Sending your bowels good thoughts 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 by Thekdawggg (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:00pm)
  • Anycunt heard from the person the other day with constipation? Worried sick tbh. by Thekdawggg (Mon 4th Jul 2022 10:10am)
  • Couple of the boys on here keep a comprehensive list of shit to do in Glasgow. It looks like you might struggle for comedy the night, pal. https://wiki.glasgow.social/comedy by Thekdawggg (Mon 4th Jul 2022 4:43pm)
  • Might be too last minute but [Bilson Eleven](https://bilsoneleven.co.uk/menu) is 100% the fanciest place in Dennistoun. by Thekdawggg (Tue 5th Jul 2022 1:55pm)
  • Get an absolute belter of a silver chain. by Thekdawggg (Sun 10th Jul 2022 12:38pm)
  • It’s either the government and their chemtrails. Or lots and lots of flights that fly over Scotland from Europe en route to America. Or both. by Thekdawggg (Sun 10th Jul 2022 12:35pm)
  • I’m actually being a bit of a dick, forgive me. [Chemtrails](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtrail_conspiracy_theory) are a stupid conspiracy theory. If you really want to know what’s flying overhead I recommend using both [FlightRadar24](https://www.flightradar24.com/) and [ADSB Exchange](https://globe.adsbexchange.com) to track flights. by Thekdawggg (Sun 10th Jul 2022 12:47pm)
  • Big man, we’ve lived through so many of these pishy artist rendering to stop caring. It’s not us, it’s GCC. Hope you’re doing well xx by Thekdawggg (Tue 12th Jul 2022 12:32pm)
  • Lad you can give me a short back and side whenever by Thekdawggg (Tue 16th Aug 2022 1:00am)
  • Can I claim both the ticket and the pints pls? by Thekdawggg (Tue 16th Aug 2022 11:07am)
  • It’s not that I’m poor. Just nae pals. by Thekdawggg (Tue 16th Aug 2022 11:33am)
  • Naw don’t I stay here :( by Thekdawggg (Sun 21st Aug 2022 11:10am)
  • Everything you’ll ever need to know. https://wiki.glasgow.social/start by Thekdawggg (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 5:51pm)
  • Best view of town is Cineworld. by Thekdawggg (Wed 24th Aug 2022 10:49am)
  • Was in a pub in the southside on Wednesday. Coldplay fans came in after the gig and put Coldplay on the jukebox. Class. by Thekdawggg (Fri 26th Aug 2022 8:27am)
  • Might be bad craic. But it’s your mates stag. Maybe book a coach or something idk? by Thekdawggg (Fri 26th Aug 2022 1:35pm)
  • Madonna has some bangers. by Thekdawggg (Sun 4th Sep 2022 12:28pm)
  • A steamie is where you used to go once a week ago to wash your close, like a laundrette I guess. Aw the auld maws would have a gossip whilst washing their clothes. by Thekdawggg (Sat 10th Sep 2022 10:45am)
  • The Ben Nevis and The Lismore aren’t really music venues. They are fantastic wee pubs and I recommend them both. The Lismore might still do a ceilidh on Sundays evenings though. by Thekdawggg (Tue 13th Sep 2022 8:53am)
  • In defence of the Sleeper it isn’t just a A to B journey. It’s a A to B journey with a hotel thrown in. In your defence. It’s far too fucking expensive. by Thekdawggg (Wed 19th Oct 2022 7:08am)
  • The first Avanti of the day from Central is almost certainly cancelled. Every day. by Thekdawggg (Wed 19th Oct 2022 8:05am)
  • In fairness too if you split it or book in advanced it’ll be well cheaper. by Thekdawggg (Wed 19th Oct 2022 10:23am)
  • No when you’re a tight cunt who splits his ticket at every opportunity. by Thekdawggg (Wed 19th Oct 2022 10:22am)
  • It’s mare nuanced than that imo. Train straight from city to city no having to pay for a hotel. Instead of getting too and from airports. How much is the train to Gatwick these days? by Thekdawggg (Wed 19th Oct 2022 10:21am)
  • Any advisories? by Thekdawggg (Thu 20th Oct 2022 2:04pm)
  • You can actually use that oil as a low calorie substitute for other oils. by Thekdawggg (Thu 20th Oct 2022 2:45pm)
  • The EU RDA for vitamin D is 5ug. You’re positively pingin off of vitamin d. by Thekdawggg (Tue 25th Oct 2022 3:55pm)
  • swim school (admittedly from Edinburgh) are playing King Tuts next Thursday. by Thekdawggg (Fri 28th Oct 2022 2:40am)
  • There are two more! The ring that was never wed and the book that was never read. by Thekdawggg (Tue 1st Nov 2022 1:33am)
  • I said it before. Nightshift is a crime against humanity. by Thekdawggg (Tue 1st Nov 2022 8:59am)
  • Considering your username do you only donate…. Plasma? by Thekdawggg (Tue 8th Nov 2022 12:37pm)
  • It’s weird. Makes my mouth tingle. by Thekdawggg (Tue 8th Nov 2022 1:42pm)
  • Mate. Gone to the cinema alone is class. Nocunt speaking, nocunt in their phone, can rip a massive fart. by Thekdawggg (Thu 26th Jan 2023 11:11am)
  • Might not have helped you in this scenario but just outside the science centre there is a wee bike stand with a pump and all the tools you might need https://i.imgur.com/aec1Vkp.jpg by Thekdawggg (Fri 17th Feb 2023 2:44pm)
  • Everycunt is welcome at The Laurieston pal. by Thekdawggg (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 11:17pm)
  • Gen called a grass cutter down my way. by Thekdawggg (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 11:58am)
  • You volunteering for any of it? by Thekdawggg (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 11:58am)
  • We say the word cunt a lot in Scotland. Everycunt is an acceptable replacement for the words everybody or everyone. by Thekdawggg (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 7:27pm)
  • There used to be flats outside my flat. And in the last ten years or so they’ve been demolished. So if anything it’s got worse around me. by Thekdawggg (Fri 24th Feb 2023 12:06pm)
  • I think Singlend refused to furlough employees during the pandemics. by Thekdawggg (Sat 25th Feb 2023 5:41pm)
  • I find that more often than not these days Gordon street burn the coffee a little. by Thekdawggg (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 3:12pm)
  • They show it but the main card starts at 3am. by Thekdawggg (Sat 4th Mar 2023 7:38pm)
  • Fiver on Gane by Thekdawggg (Sat 4th Mar 2023 9:27pm)
  • Cunts [profits tripled](https://theguardian.com/business/2022/nov/16/sse-profits-more-than-triple-as-uk-energy-prices-soar-windfall-tax) when electricity went up last year. Scumbags. by Thekdawggg (Sat 25th Mar 2023 1:15pm)
  • I’m only with them because no one was accepting new customers when I bought the flat. And now I’m just lazy…. by Thekdawggg (Sat 25th Mar 2023 1:56pm)
  • It’s conversations like this that reminds me I’m in my thirties now. by Thekdawggg (Sat 25th Mar 2023 2:20pm)
  • Even the pilots get their maw to drop them off at the BP. by Thekdawggg (Sun 26th Mar 2023 4:28pm)
  • [This](https://wiki.glasgow.social/start) here is all you need friend. by Thekdawggg (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 10:30pm)
  • [Spitfire](https://www.spitfireespresso.com) if in the merchant city. Walk about town when you’re finished. [Kelvin Pocket](kelvinpocket.co.uk) beside KelvinBridge station. Turn left, walk up to Kelvingrove when you’re finished. by Thekdawggg (Tue 4th Apr 2023 6:42am)
  • I’m no far from the new [T Pylons](https://www.nationalgrid.com/national-grid-build-worlds-first-t-pylon-somerset) down in Somerset. I’ll send you some cute pics if you want. Of the pylons. by Thekdawggg (Tue 11th Apr 2023 4:23pm)
  • Sure. If I miss the last subway on a Sunday and it’s pishin down. by Thekdawggg (Wed 12th Apr 2023 11:47pm)
  • This time tomorrow I’ll get to look the bus driver in the eyes when he asks for £8 from the airport and not react. Favourite part of coming home. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Apr 2023 7:10am)
  • He’ll be getting the sour skittles and a tut at most. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Apr 2023 8:43am)
  • HOME SWEET HOME 😘 by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Apr 2023 11:38am)
  • How dare you forego mentioning the Lea Rig!!! by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Apr 2023 2:12pm)
  • Class pool table too. by Thekdawggg (Thu 13th Apr 2023 6:40pm)
  • You’re such a prick but you do bring me happiness on this sub. by Thekdawggg (Tue 25th Apr 2023 10:18am)
  • So you think Norway, Sweden, Denmark and japan’s success economically is directly due to them having a monarchy……..? by Thekdawggg (Sat 6th May 2023 8:41pm)
  • This is exactly what these are, shagger. by Thekdawggg (Fri 12th May 2023 9:58am)
  • Got hit with the Netflix password sharing bullshit. Looks like it’s back to pirating. by Thekdawggg (Thu 25th May 2023 6:20am)
  • Naw mate. Im the borrower of my pals Netflix. I logged in on my Xbox and it said something like “Netflix is for the household. Please confirm this is the household”. And since it’s my mates I feel like I’d be a bit of a bam claiming it’s mine. by Thekdawggg (Thu 25th May 2023 3:44pm)
  • [Weathering steel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weathering_steel)!! They make it rusty on purpose. by Thekdawggg (Wed 7th Jun 2023 11:02am)
  • Since there is no song of the day I’ll dedicate this one to Boris. https://youtu.be/mHBDqT0GF-U by Thekdawggg (Sat 10th Jun 2023 6:28am)
  • Or if you don’t mind the jeopardy of maybe losing your car windows and a ten minute walk Cylinder St is good for parking. by Thekdawggg (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 12:46pm)
  • Once got called asked “are you mentally unwell?” in there cause I said England is actually a nice country. by Thekdawggg (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 2:24pm)
  • That’s neither here nor there. by Thekdawggg (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 2:36pm)