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TurdBurglar67

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  • Lorne and potato cake butty. Classic scotch brekkie 👌 by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 3rd Sep 2020 1:32am)
  • Got laid aff mid lockdown shagger by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 3rd Sep 2020 11:54pm)
  • You interested in the badge mate? by TurdBurglar67 (Wed 30th Sep 2020 11:48pm)
  • I haven’t seen any post like that at all but I’m sure you’re right. I think it’d be snide to do it about a stolen bike or something serious but figured a kangaroo badge was fair game. And I enjoy the patter. Anyway patter polis cheers for the criticism by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 1st Oct 2020 3:44pm)
  • I believe it’s an information sign saying that wasps have destroyed £20. The number is there to find out how by TurdBurglar67 (Mon 5th Oct 2020 10:52am)
  • Absolutely. It’s a horrendous business model by TurdBurglar67 (Mon 5th Oct 2020 3:08pm)
  • Isn’t the point that this means ANYBODY can get it more than once? by TurdBurglar67 (Tue 13th Oct 2020 1:16pm)
  • Aye cunts are dying to get in by TurdBurglar67 (Mon 26th Oct 2020 11:00pm)
  • Maybe MacNair instead of McNair? by TurdBurglar67 (Tue 10th Nov 2020 2:06pm)
  • Is this definitely true? About it opening by TurdBurglar67 (Sat 5th Dec 2020 2:03pm)
  • Why is this cunt behind us following us aboot taking photies? No sure mate I’m a dug by TurdBurglar67 (Wed 16th Dec 2020 3:52pm)
  • Does anyone know why it closed down? I was a big fan back in the day by TurdBurglar67 (Sat 16th Jan 2021 11:08am)
  • I remember that and I remember the record shop called Avalanche, which used to really liked and tbh may still be there. It was this seemingly good knowledge of the rest of the street that gave me misplaced confidence that there wasn’t a Celtic shop. Do you have an idea when it closed down at all? SURELY pre 2000? by TurdBurglar67 (Mon 1st Feb 2021 9:38am)
  • I’m the same. I’m 28, would always have been walking past it and was under the impression I had a great knowledge of that street. Apparently not... by TurdBurglar67 (Mon 1st Feb 2021 9:43am)
  • I’d love to go back and buy a full Celtic kit, half bottle n a doner sarbeni in the one go. Really take advantage of the street by TurdBurglar67 (Mon 1st Feb 2021 9:42am)
  • I may be a prick but I get home faster, get it up ye by TurdBurglar67 (Tue 8th Jun 2021 1:40pm)
  • “Hand in hand with drink” is so true. Used to be people would get a pack of scampi fries with their pint. Now it’s a gram of gear by TurdBurglar67 (Sun 12th Sep 2021 5:43am)
  • DELETED Half a g of 50/50 every weekend? That’s such a minuscule amount to the point I’m wondering what exactly your nights out are like. I work with people who take triple that on a Tuesday, just for breakfast. Regardless, hope you’re well mate. It’s all fun and games until you feel that way, sounds like it’s best to keep off it. All the best mate x by TurdBurglar67 (Sun 12th Sep 2021 5:42am)
  • You love Finnieston. You say it’ll be a sad day when the city turns all West Endy. But Finneston is West Endy as fuck. Not only is it located in the west section of the city (West End)- it’s bookies to sushi bar ratio is off the charts mate. Finnieston is THE West End. My strong Glasgow opinion is that you’re a west ender in denial. by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 18th Aug 2022 1:46am)
  • Yes by TurdBurglar67 (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 10:27pm)
  • Al fork n knife ye by TurdBurglar67 (Fri 26th Aug 2022 4:35am)
  • I’d highly, highly recommend phoning ASSIST. A specialist domestic abuse advocacy and support group. You can easily google the above and give a call for free during the day. I hope things get better for you anyway pal by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 1st Sep 2022 2:58am)
  • Ma heid by TurdBurglar67 (Wed 7th Sep 2022 12:48am)
  • Best Kebab on Dundas Street. I’ve seen it get some hate online but it’s a genuinely nice dine in restaurant. One of the best in the city centre anyway. Their donner kebabs are as good as you’d find in the Middle East by TurdBurglar67 (Wed 7th Sep 2022 4:35pm)
  • Most degrees are worthless nowadays. Try just enjoy your time by TurdBurglar67 (Tue 13th Sep 2022 4:06pm)
  • Some riddy int it? by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 15th Sep 2022 3:14am)
  • I get all mine from a close in Saracen Street by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 15th Sep 2022 3:15am)
  • I am indeed. I’ll probably just risk Buchanan Street then and make a swift U Turn if there’s anything over 10 people. Cheers! by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 15th Sep 2022 5:57am)
  • Should’ve asked Lizzie for a £12mil tap to pay them off by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 15th Sep 2022 5:55am)
  • Cheers Purple Platypus mate. I might just get a Samsung by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 15th Sep 2022 5:31pm)
  • Cheers mate. I think they’re actually dearer as well but worth a check by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 15th Sep 2022 10:46pm)
  • Knew a guy called “Johnny 2 hauns” cause he was called Johnny and he had 2 hauns by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 15th Sep 2022 10:50pm)
  • Toon time your time wae that one mate, hope you’re having a good day by TurdBurglar67 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 3:29pm)
  • A love Blur by TurdBurglar67 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 4:37pm)
  • Not necessarily if you came right back out. Also, if it’s not from the police or the council, don’t pay by TurdBurglar67 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 4:36pm)
  • There’s no queue but you can’t buy one without an appointment. Make one on apple dot com. Learned this today after a jaunt to Buchanan street (made a similar post to yours yesterday) by TurdBurglar67 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 5:43pm)
  • Buchanan street store has loads. That’s good you’re sorted tho by TurdBurglar67 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 6:03pm)
  • Or they by TurdBurglar67 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 6:02pm)
  • Ah I see mate he or she is probably fucked then by TurdBurglar67 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 6:02pm)
  • Cunts that fly pigeons n keep them in dookits by TurdBurglar67 (Tue 4th Oct 2022 5:59pm)
  • Olympia in Bothwell. It’s a chippy but they’re sort of famous for their chicken strips. V good. Also nowhere near the west end. Hope this helps by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 6th Oct 2022 10:48am)
  • Yer da wears Skechers tae fives by TurdBurglar67 (Fri 14th Oct 2022 12:04am)
  • Go on Reddit and seek validation and or guidance from strangers by TurdBurglar67 (Sat 15th Oct 2022 1:28am)
  • Saracen Bar by TurdBurglar67 (Sat 15th Oct 2022 6:33pm)
  • There’s a Taco Bell by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 16th Feb 2023 1:00pm)
  • We all walk our own paths aye, but objectively speaking there is far, far less crime by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 16th Feb 2023 1:05pm)
  • They sell upside doon hash in the flats by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 16th Mar 2023 12:38am)
  • The Ching n the choad by TurdBurglar67 (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 10:23pm)
  • I enjoyed reading what you’ve wrote in this thread. It’s evident you’re clued up and from what I see you’re spot on. To follow on, I think BellaBeaBuzzes’s take is largely imagined, and could only come from someone somewhat detached from the reality of gear use in Glasgow (and the UK). In my line of work (I won’t say what), daily, daytime gear taking is very normalised and THAT above all else for me has been the biggest alarm bell for me regarding modern cocaine. It’s clear it takes hold of people. I agree with what you said though that it’s an impulsive drug, having seen people’s mood at work go from a standard, boring Tuesday shift to “let’s get a gram” often, it rings true. by TurdBurglar67 (Sat 25th Mar 2023 9:27pm)
  • Defo true about the politics of it being off putting. To put that in simple terms it turns people absolute arseholes. And the truth of the matter is so many people nowadays can’t have a drink without it- me and my friends included- I’m not exempt from any of these criticisms myself. Well I’m no a vegan but I am certainly an arsehole by TurdBurglar67 (Sun 26th Mar 2023 7:16am)
  • Will check them oot by TurdBurglar67 (Tue 4th Jul 2023 9:18am)
  • Well smart arse Google was the first thing I tried. Found I had to give personal details to get a quote, which I’d no doubt have to wait ages for, and I couldn’t really phone last night. So I thought no harm asking on Reddit for a more casual recommendation. Cheers for yer help ya weapon by TurdBurglar67 (Tue 4th Jul 2023 9:18am)
  • Aye. It’s the best I’ve had in Glasgow anyway if we’re counting EK. In actual Glasgow Hanami in finnieston was dynamite by TurdBurglar67 (Sun 3rd Sep 2023 9:00pm)