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  • Maybe you've misheard yer maw telling you what she does for a living by WantPumpedYaCow (Tue 11th Aug 2020 2:31pm)
  • Delete this ya fucking gimp. by WantPumpedYaCow (Mon 12th Oct 2020 8:55pm)
  • Hawl by WantPumpedYaCow (Mon 10th May 2021 5:47pm)
  • I've heard from two different unrelated sources that it'll be 2-4 years before it's fully open. I've also heard that that section of the M8 will be closed between the Royal and Charing Cross with traffic having to divert through the city to rejoin the M8. by WantPumpedYaCow (Wed 13th Oct 2021 8:15am)
  • It's satire ya fanny by WantPumpedYaCow (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 2:22pm)
  • Go have a lie down. by WantPumpedYaCow (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 3:35pm)
  • Don't listen to that Virgin. by WantPumpedYaCow (Thu 6th Jan 2022 8:19am)
  • I don't think a single pub in the entire city will show the football tonight. Pubs aren't really known for showing sports especially not the most popular one in the country and the world. by WantPumpedYaCow (Sat 24th Sep 2022 1:00pm)
  • Wow. I made this comment not knowing that Sky didn't have have the rights anymore. Thank you for enlightening me. by WantPumpedYaCow (Sat 24th Sep 2022 2:12pm)
  • Is there no a sign that says "Please remain seated until the bus stops" or something to that effect? If so you've no got a cock to piss with by WantPumpedYaCow (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 1:02pm)
  • Aye I'm no saying I follow the sign I'm just saying the sign being there probably places the blame on OP in First's eyes by WantPumpedYaCow (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 1:20pm)
  • This is so disrespectful. Covid cases are on the rise again with the WHO (who?) not doing any favours by declaring it's no longer an emergency. People like me had to struggle through lockdown on 100% wages in my very large garden and I dare not think if going back to those days. I think the only fit punishment for this crime against humanity is a 15 points deduction for the Parkers Bhoys. by WantPumpedYaCow (Sun 7th May 2023 8:51pm)
  • I apologise. I have just had to watch Big Ange lift another trophy and I'm a wee bit off my game. I was told he'd be gone by Christmas which fucking Christmas did they mean?! by WantPumpedYaCow (Sun 7th May 2023 9:15pm)
  • What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. by WantPumpedYaCow (Fri 19th May 2023 11:20am)
  • That's Dennistoun mate by WantPumpedYaCow (Thu 1st Jun 2023 10:00pm)
  • I believe the comment your replying to is having a dig at "West Enders" embracing the Glesgae banter. Glaswegians don't say dinnae by WantPumpedYaCow (Sun 25th Jun 2023 10:29pm)
  • Hahaha this is gimpy as fuck. You're 14 fs. Go get stoned and tug yourself inside out. Enjoy your life before adulthood kicks your fucking cunt in. by WantPumpedYaCow (Mon 10th Jul 2023 8:14pm)
  • Hahahaha fuck me. by WantPumpedYaCow (Mon 10th Jul 2023 9:07pm)
  • Wee shop where Edmiston Drive, Whitefield Road and Paisley Road West meet have millions of packs by WantPumpedYaCow (Wed 12th Jul 2023 6:37pm)
  • Are you the guy with the one shoe trying to shoot up? It would certainly explain this post. by WantPumpedYaCow (Sun 13th Aug 2023 8:07pm)
  • What an absolute willy you are. by WantPumpedYaCow (Sat 19th Aug 2023 1:30am)
  • lol. Edit: I assume being active in /r/freesextingandnudes isn't quite cutting the mustard and you're a wee bit frustrated pal? by WantPumpedYaCow (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 6:16pm)
  • Aw keep the bitterness coming. I absolutely fucking love it. Call football fans in general cunts please by WantPumpedYaCow (Tue 22nd Aug 2023 6:21pm)
  • https://preview.redd.it/slrb8lh444kb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaeca87642ef3949c066b797a5b1376aac4d7395 by WantPumpedYaCow (Thu 24th Aug 2023 8:47pm)
  • Nah but for realsies tickets don't go up on the site until like 2ish weeks before the game. Should get a ticket easy for Motherwell. Failing that if you go down to the stadium on the day, look out for guys with tickets held above their head. That means they're looking to sell one by WantPumpedYaCow (Thu 24th Aug 2023 8:51pm)
  • Surely this is a bam up by WantPumpedYaCow (Fri 25th Aug 2023 9:11pm)
  • It's absolutely pish now. Used to go regularly from about 2012 until about 2017. Stopped for a wee bit and went to a show in like mid 2018 and it was absolutely garage. Ended up ditching the show about half way through and going to the boozer. Pure sanitised pish now. Half the tickets are seated and the crowd are just absolute gimps. And this was before half the roster got outed as beasts and the other half got picked up by NXTUK. Wouldn't bother wasting the money. They had lighting in a bottle and they made an absolute cunt of it. by WantPumpedYaCow (Wed 27th Sep 2023 8:55pm)
  • Nah I'd say that Scottish wrestling is dead. As far as the crowd goes it used to be a great atmosphere now any attempt at creating an atmosphere will get you shooshed and tutted by bedwetters and curtain twitchers. by WantPumpedYaCow (Wed 27th Sep 2023 9:31pm)
  • https://i.redd.it/a44asjzwddrb1.gif by WantPumpedYaCow (Sat 30th Sep 2023 11:27am)
  • Pure dead brilliant man by WantPumpedYaCow (Sat 11th Nov 2023 7:35pm)