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You’re not exactly gonna find any third world problem on r/glasgow are you? by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 17th Oct 2021 5:32pm)

Weed smells great, definitely better than tobacco by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 28th Oct 2021 3:08pm)

Nae luck by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 28th Oct 2021 3:22pm)

I don’t even know why a police plane would exist. Helicopters are perfect for the job by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 7:34pm)

What’s a plane gonna do if shit goes down though? Or is it just for keeping an eye? by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 5:06am)

I see. Every day’s a school day by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 11:06am)

To be fair though this is a case of causation. Still not as bad as meat of course, but anything being farmed on a large scale is gonna cause problems by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 7:57pm)

I’m not arguing anything, I’m pointing out that this is a case or causation as opposed to correlation. That’s all by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 11:06pm)

It’s second this. My girlfriend and I did one a few weeks ago and it was a great laugh by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 4th Nov 2021 8:12pm)

Just curious, what’s the aim? Other than being nice of course (: by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 4th Nov 2021 10:51pm)

So I’m gonna chime in and say you’re very obviously correct and I don’t know why anyone is disputing. There is in fact only one person across about 5 selfies going back a whole year. He’s also in a few non-selfie shots so he’s clearly around the camera a lot. Also, I doubt OP would be posting this if he hadn’t been working recently there, and again, he’s the only taking selfies, AND all the pics are from a day ago, the day before this post. OP also said that he’s been rehired by them, looking back a full year guess who’s been there before lockdown? Furthermore, OP hasn’t came to his defence, which if he’s innocent and she a decent person I’m sure she would. Finally, and most conclusively, his names under the photos, you can Facebook it and see it’s quite obviously the same guy. by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 2:30pm)

Yeah, that’s literally what it says in the bit you quoted. There’s heaps of clues, just have a 10 minute read if you’re concerned by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 3:10pm)

If it is the photographer then actually looks quite inconspicuous. More of an abusive relationship type I’m guessing from OP’s comments by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 3:44pm)

Is it decent? Been here 2 months now and every time I walk past I think of the best kebab in my hometown. It’s got a good sounding menu but no matter what you order it’s pretty gash, especially compared to places through here by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 5:21pm)

Fuck. I’m quite a fan of that German donner kebab place anyway so it’s all good. Tah for the feedback by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 5:26pm)

I’ll need to mind and give it a bash by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 5:40pm)

Just a couple whiskys to myself at home and got hungry haha, probably bell’s by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 9:56pm)

Yeah, it was an experience to say the least. If I hadn’t needed to fork out so much for new headphones I’d have been totally cool with it, but I’m just left with suspicious feeling of possible betrayal by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 10:07pm)

I don’t think it was my behaviour that should be called in to question haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 10:16pm)

Do you guys not believe me or something? I get that it’s a bit wild but it’s far from beyond belief. I’m not understanding the negativity by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 10:27pm)

Wasn’t that bad, livened up my night anyway. Shit for the next week though by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 10:30pm)

My first thought too, but it was really bad all day the next day. Like, full projectile vomiting that I hadn’t had in years. My girlfriend narrowed it down to a couple strains of bacteria and we settled on the 24 hour one, can’t mind it’s name though. It was after I started to feel better I realised I hadn’t washed my hands after handling the chicken and had touched basically everything by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 10:59pm)

Sure, fire away by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:01pm)

[I don’t like being disbelieved when I’m telling the honest truth so gonna reply to a few comments with evidence ](https://imgur.com/a/UyKurYk) [Kinda lame I even have to](https://imgur.com/a/Y4X4gBT) by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:23pm)

I guess what I meant was: I was ever so slightly assaulted, but didn’t mind at all at the time because he was such a cool guy by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:38pm)

Well thanks I guess haha. Ironically I’ve been awake for like 38 hours because I had an essay to write and procrastinated till the last minute so I hope that doesn’t ‘meander’ as much as this seems to have. Further irony, it’s all in perfect order haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:35pm)

Well I never had any myself as his baggie was depleted, he offered me to lick the powdery remnants but I declined by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 11:43pm)

For sure. You’ll likely be right about it being a bit of a rabble as others are coming to the same conclusion, but I feel it flows pretty well from point to point haha. I’m feeling nervous about my essay submission now haha, probably just over-tired writing this /: by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 13th Nov 2021 12:33am)

Lol tah. I’ll see what they say by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 13th Nov 2021 12:38am)

Yeah, that’s a sensible mindset. Fuck knows what I was thinking, pretty out of character tbh by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 13th Nov 2021 12:35am)

What were you hoping? I end up in a&e? by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 13th Nov 2021 1:15am)

For sure, ain’t happening again by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 13th Nov 2021 1:49pm)

Don’t worry man I’ve had that word with myself, as have my friend and girlfriend haha. Like I said, it was extremely out of character for me and I really don’t know what I was thinking. I don’t go out far after having a drink now, it all seemed cool at the time but in hindsight it was an extremely fucked thing to be part of by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 13th Nov 2021 1:48pm)

Nah definitely food poisoning, lasted for like a day and a half by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 13th Nov 2021 1:45pm)

H.B. Fash by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 14th Nov 2021 6:08pm)

I know right? Talk about generalisation… as if there isn’t 12 year old rangers fans who just love footie. All scum though, obviously by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 14th Nov 2021 6:15pm)

So the Falklands war didn’t happen? by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 14th Nov 2021 6:31pm)

It’s a repair vehicle with a fake cannon… I doubt it’s put anyone in an early grave lol by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 14th Nov 2021 6:36pm)

Lol “The Battle of George Square” is a bit hyperbolic. That’s crazy they sent all that gear over protesters though, pretty dystopian by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 14th Nov 2021 6:50pm)

Definitely insane. Machine guns set up in George Square? That’d be a sight to see haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 14th Nov 2021 11:25pm)

Perhaps some great visionary like yourself should give them some tips by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 15th Nov 2021 3:21pm)

Doing god’s work by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 15th Nov 2021 3:39pm)

Thanks man, I’ll check it out by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 17th Dec 2021 11:05am)

I said preferably central, ain’t hoofing it to London for a trim but cheers anyway by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 17th Dec 2021 11:04am)

What shite advice by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 17th Dec 2021 12:16pm)

It’s the equivalent of someone asking for restaurant recommendations and you saying “just go anywhere, you’ll get hungry again”. Shite. by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 17th Dec 2021 12:25pm)

Sound by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 17th Dec 2021 12:40pm)

Why does this have negative votes? Glasgow Reddit is weird af. (Also I don’t have one, Domino’s I guess, sorry!) by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 17th Jan 2022 2:19am)

People here are idiots, it’s quite clear to me that you just wanted tasty pizza haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 17th Jan 2022 7:40pm)

Imagine being this much of a piece of shit by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 21st Jan 2022 8:12pm)

2 last I heard by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 31st Jan 2022 5:10am)

Nah not on tracks. A kid was crushed by a tree I think, not sure about how the woman was killed by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 31st Jan 2022 5:20am)

Oh I forgot that you were asking because of train cancellations lol. I had to get a train on Saturday about 6 hours after I was scheduled to so was keeping an eye on the scotrail site and apparently a train had been struck by a falling tree and there was multiple cases of tracks being obstructed, also by trees. It was a pain but a train derailing would be pretty catastrophic haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 31st Jan 2022 5:37am)

? by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 31st Jan 2022 6:29am)

Feeling a bit passive aggressive are we? by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 31st Jan 2022 6:55pm)

*Chinese people when the moon orbits the earth 13.5185 times* by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 31st Jan 2022 11:01pm)

Of course there is. There’s all types of people on all sides, just like everything else in life by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 1st Feb 2022 4:45pm)

[This guy explains it pretty great.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/rswg88/scotlands_target_of_100_electricity_generated/hqp98ng/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 4th Feb 2022 7:43pm)

Aye, that’s the ones. by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 7th Feb 2022 11:37pm)

I was supposed to be there on the 1st/2nd for uni stuff but it was cancelled “due to the ongoing covid situation”, and then they’re allowed a whole fucking film crew in a week later? Bullshit. by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 8th Feb 2022 1:57pm)

Why is r/glasgow so bad for random downvotes? Orange order apocalypse after seeing a bunch of orange flags… that’s funny, not worth downvoting. by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 9th Feb 2022 10:51pm)

It’s a strange one. Scroll down the page and there’s so many post of people simply asking questions that have 0 votes, even if you upvote they stay at 0 so multiple people do it. I can’t understand why by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 10th Feb 2022 2:10pm)

Have you tried chilo’s? And if so which is better? by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 20th Feb 2022 9:44am)

Two for normal sausages, one for smoked by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 22nd Feb 2022 5:44pm)

That’ll just be warm yoghurt tho lol by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 10:08pm)

True that by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 24th Feb 2022 3:32pm)

Username checks out by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 26th Feb 2022 1:16am)

London zoo too far? by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 7th Mar 2022 8:31am)

It’s not the specific guy that’s being moaned about, it’s the cunts sending him out at that time in the first place by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Mar 2022 12:25am)

[There sure was.](https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/t8jzbw/where_can_i_see_a_goat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (Ignore my sarcastic comment if you see it, it was obviously meant in jest haha) by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 7:07pm)

Is there some sort of thing going on with Glaswegians and goats? Never before have I heard of someone seeking out goats but I’ve seen 2 posts in a week here. You should start your own goat attraction thing, there’s clearly a market for it… by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 7:04pm)

And those eyes… those evil, evil eyes. Nah tbf I love their eyes haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 7:23pm)

I know it’s not in person but r/astrophotography is a great wee group with amateurs and professionals, they post images and describe exactly how the were taken (equipment, software etc.). It’s worth a click by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 24th Mar 2022 5:44am)

I asked for ‘barber recommendations’ when I first arrived here and was scolded for not being specific enough about what kind of barber… said style/hair length etc. should have been included lol by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 28th Mar 2022 8:20pm)

I’m being nosey, what was the traumatic childhood events that led to this phobia? by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 28th Mar 2022 8:39pm)

Try r/ukpersonalfinance and r/legaladviceuk you’ll likely get better advice than you would from here by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 29th Mar 2022 4:29am)

Ooft fair enough haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 29th Mar 2022 6:14pm)

Exactly, talk about self-entitlement. by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 29th Mar 2022 6:22pm)

There’s a reference I never thought I’d see on r/glasgow lol by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 29th Mar 2022 8:23pm)

#Fetid by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 29th Mar 2022 10:31pm)

Glad for you bro. How’d you get it back? by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 30th Mar 2022 2:42am)

Same, I was pleasantly surprised tbf, way sicker than a normal hawk by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 7th Apr 2022 3:20am)

Taco Bell by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 8th Apr 2022 1:01am)

Depending on where you’re from the shopping scene might be considerably better. For food and drinks; rock and roll cafe is a good shout for two young guys. There’s a wee crazy golf place on sauchiehall street that serves alcohol if that’s your thing, was a laugh with my gf by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 13th Apr 2022 2:13pm)

My bad, it’s ‘hard rock cafe’. It’s on buchanan street. Good food, drinks, music and overall vibe. Wee bit pricey but it’s definitely a good shout if you’re just visiting anyway. [Here’s a menu with prices so you’re not caught off guard.](https://www.hardrockcafe.com/location/glasgow/files/5372/HRC_EU_-_EATS_MENU_DIGITAL_-_22_-_Glasgow.pdf) They also do a happy hour with 3.50 drink and fiver cocktails, I can’t mind what time at though Tgi’s just down the road is great too, not as good music though by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 13th Apr 2022 2:35pm)

Not denying that, but he is a tourist lol. No matter how you slice it, hard rock is a fun place to be, especially if you’re in your 20s, and you’d be hard pressed to find better cocktails for a fiver. Why not fire him a few suggestions of your own? by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 13th Apr 2022 3:36pm)

*House prices are soaring and you’ve had to pay more than you would have liked to for somewhere to live* “Hope you never make it back” - Random Redditor Stay classy by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 13th Apr 2022 4:00pm)

What? by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 13th Apr 2022 4:12pm)

And just like that… I understand haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 13th Apr 2022 4:43pm)

He didn’t say that he was looking for anything ‘Scottish’, just something for “two 20yo lads”. Hard rock’s perfect for the majority of that particular demographic by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 13th Apr 2022 5:42pm)

Is this a joke? Or do you genuinely know this? It seems surprisingly believable tbh by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 14th Apr 2022 3:48pm)

Where you finding the fist month free deal? I’d be well up for trying that by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 15th Apr 2022 9:56am)

See gdk shat on regularly here but as someone who has only ever had the cheapest, greasiest kebabs around I thought it was quite a step up haha. Gonna give that donorhaus a bash too since it’s not being slated horribly by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 16th Apr 2022 8:51pm)

Dude, I haven’t been there but I have noticed that anytime there’s a guy in a toilet offering aftershave and shit, he’s black. Wtf is that all about? Never thought about it properly before reading this but it really is every single time. I’m not calling clubs/concerts racist, but fuck sake you’d think I’d have seen at least one white dude by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 18th Apr 2022 12:20pm)

That’s fair. That’s just a dude tryna help his bros. But I’m not just talking about Glasgow. Arbroath has a single club and the dude in the guys bathroom there is black. In posh department stores in London like selfridges and harrods the toilet manny has always been black too. It’s an odd trend that I’ve never actually picked up on consciously before by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 18th Apr 2022 1:25pm)

How cheap are uni halls? This year I was £900/month for 10 months (52 week stay) but I’ve managed to find a place next year that’s £850/month for 7 months (44 week stay) that’s about £3000 cheaper overall. Wondering how that compares to uni halls? by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 18th Apr 2022 2:44pm)

Yeah but why always a black guy? This isn’t the 20s Edit: oh shit, it IS the 20s, trippy stuff by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 18th Apr 2022 2:40pm)

Haha brilliant by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 18th Apr 2022 2:45pm)

>I understand that this makes me a terrible person Jesus Christ dude stop playing the victim by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 19th Apr 2022 6:06pm)

That’s not defending yourself though is it? It’s quite the opposite actually, you’re attacking yourself. I don’t know if you’re telling the truth or it’s an elaborate ruse to get free cash. Neither does anyone else and that’s why there’s negativity, because it appears you’ve taken advantage of people. How much did you actually receive from people here, in total? by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 19th Apr 2022 6:29pm)

I was trusting too at first, but I’m now convinced that it was all a ruse. Might have been a complete catfish, some 40 year old junkie using Morrison’s WiFi to scrounge on Reddit for all we know by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 19th Apr 2022 11:25pm)

You really think that there’s gangs with grannies ready to deploy? I’m not saying that you’re wrong, but if you’re right then that’s some seriously crazy stuff haha. Hope they don’t get ahold of my granny too lol by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 27th Apr 2022 9:21pm)

Fuckin hell. I need better observation skills apparently haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 27th Apr 2022 10:12pm)

Because we’ve been raised in a society of fear and judgment. Don’t worry yourself pal (: by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 28th Apr 2022 2:37am)

Maki Ramen for me (: by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 30th Apr 2022 11:12am)

Heroine addicts and junkies are not necessarily the same. Junkies get their rep by being disgusting fucking junkies. The guy chapping on doors of elderly/disabled? That’s a fuckin junkie. by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 3rd May 2022 4:04pm)

Aye but some junkies are the absolute scum of the earth who would do anything to anyone to get a fix. Not all heroine addicts are junkies by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 3rd May 2022 4:07pm)

Yeah what he said. Shamelessly plug away bro. If Reddit is toxic, r/Glasgow is fuckin radioactive haha. Only been here a while so can’t help you with stand up locales. Where can we hear you? by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 5th May 2022 12:13am)

“I’ll leave you to it. Have fun, mate.” by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 15th May 2022 1:39pm)

Cringe by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 15th May 2022 1:44pm)

“*Franks*” Yeah sounds cool af haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 21st May 2022 12:49pm)

Some places do a full one instead of half too by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 28th May 2022 4:39pm)

What is it? by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 28th May 2022 4:37pm)

That’s great haha, I’ve never seen one but I can imagine the monstrosity. Does it come in a bag or box? by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 28th May 2022 4:44pm)

Chicken salt? by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 28th May 2022 4:43pm)

Any idea how far reaching this is? After reading these messages fancied a chippy tonight and was thinking king rib haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 28th May 2022 4:40pm)

That’s great, makes a whole spectacle of it haha. Yeah I’m fancying a chippy too after reading through these haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 28th May 2022 5:00pm)

I was looking for so long that I started to doubt myself but I found it. For some reason it doesn’t appear in their website takeaway menu, only on justeat: [Bellrock chippy - Arbroath](https://www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-the-bellrock-arbroath/menu) by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 28th May 2022 7:26pm)

Or both? by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 1st Jun 2022 5:09pm)

Beside the goat petting zoo by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 1:40pm)

What’s up you’re getting rid? If you’re looking for cash I’d just suggest all the usual selling places, facebook, gumtree etc., might take a while to go through the lot though. If you don’t care about cash maybe you could donate some somewhere idk by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 2:49pm)

Fuck I never knew that. That’s lame, good luck to you though, maybe pop in to the whisky shop in Buchanan galleries and ask if they have any ideas by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 2:58pm)

So remind me how I was protecting other people by getting the vaccine again? by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 24th Jun 2022 4:34pm)

He’s not saying that they can’t spread it just that they’re less likely too, which is true by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 24th Jun 2022 4:33pm)

Well I guess that’s the whole 60% household transmission reduction out the window 😅 Seriously though it’s more likely that she spread it to one or a few people, and then from them it spread exponentially as it does in the rest of the population, she would be patient zero of your drumming retreat though by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 24th Jun 2022 4:57pm)

Yes and if she was symptomatic also it’d be even worse, it’s not rocket science haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 24th Jun 2022 4:55pm)

I 100% do lol by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 24th Jun 2022 5:01pm)

Ok! by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 24th Jun 2022 5:09pm)

Well thank fuck because I’ve said exactly that multiple times here only to be blasted, told I’m antivax and spreading misinformation. Glad you’re all caught up now by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 24th Jun 2022 5:08pm)

Tbf it’s my own fault for expecting r/Glasgow to be in any way scientifically literate or have some form of critical thinking skills by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 24th Jun 2022 8:13pm)

Probably best to save your strength for things that you can actually have an effect on though by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 25th Jun 2022 12:15pm)

Yourself by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 25th Jun 2022 1:50pm)

Myrcene by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 26th Jun 2022 9:41am)

I wonder how you’d go about getting that job by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 27th Jun 2022 1:06am)

The botanical gardens are nice by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 30th Jun 2022 11:08am)

It started at weddings? I thought it was just what you said at school when you heard a penny drop haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 1st Jul 2022 8:41pm)

>I’d run away from wild animals We are known for our particularly ferocious grouse by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 4:48pm)

Better ban it then… by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 10:14am)

Boo hoo by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 6th Jul 2022 11:04am)

Morrison’s by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 7th Jul 2022 6:25pm)

I love the tactical positioning haha, wonder if he gives the doorman a nod when he turns up haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 12th Jul 2022 7:42pm)

Like… *a job* by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 16th Jul 2022 8:21pm)

Mate this ain’t your average homeless dude haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 17th Jul 2022 11:09am)

This is the uk mate haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 17th Jul 2022 1:52pm)

Aye but how often do you see a cop with a doughnut here? More likely McDonald’s tbh by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 17th Jul 2022 6:32pm)

So was mine, hence the *haha*, haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 17th Jul 2022 8:44pm)

I imagine you’re given rye as standard as you are here with, *ahem*, scotch by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 18th Jul 2022 9:17pm)

Yeah. If you don’t specify here you’ll still get the revered scotch, only it’ll be Grant’s or Bell’s or some shit by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 18th Jul 2022 9:36pm)

An underage drinker in Scotland? Never. by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 19th Jul 2022 9:41pm)

Define ‘hyperbole’ by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 19th Jul 2022 11:35pm)

Taco Bell by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 9:16pm)

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/HOUSE+OF+BLOOD+HORROR+VIDEO+SHOWN+TO+JURY%3B+Mum+and+son+on...-a0132397833 Blame the Buckie by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 26th Jul 2022 4:16am)

That seriously what it means? by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 31st Jul 2022 7:44pm)

Lol it’s so funny I could cry by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 3:00pm)

OP needs his bed too though haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 6th Aug 2022 8:57pm)

My mate stayed for 1 night in a room for less than £80 on merchant street, was nice too by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 17th Aug 2022 12:43pm)

You think? In 2022? by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 6:11pm)

Seven’s lower than I’d expect tbh. Now that I think about it if probably expect an influx of Bruces after finding nemo by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 7:34pm)

Got introduced to ‘r’ last year; some programming shit. Anyway, one of my assignments was searching through a baby name database in the US since like 1940 or something. Looked up my name and the earliest record was something like 1975 and there was only about 7 of us that year, then immediately there was a whole 6/7 year gap where there was absolutely none born, male or female. Thought it was pretty weird tbh, all of a sudden there’s this name that didn’t exist beforehand and it was just gone as soon as it came? What did they do to us…? by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 8:08pm)

Again with this? They’re with the goats🙄 by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 8th Sep 2022 3:12pm)

Better just never comment on it then by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 10th Sep 2022 1:03pm)

While spoons is def shit, it’s in no way overrated by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 16th Sep 2022 12:08am)

Don’t you dare compare almighty wimpy to such filth by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 16th Sep 2022 2:21am)

Learned English from *youtube*? Damn nice one bro haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 16th Sep 2022 5:14pm)

Tbf if someone applies to a uni they should be getting themselves sorted, not just applying and expecting the uni to set everything up for them by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 16th Sep 2022 7:00pm)

Really? I’d bet my life on it haha, pretty clear tbh by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 16th Sep 2022 7:19pm)

It’s worded as if she’s not been a student in Glasgow previously so they haven’t ‘abandoned’ her, they haven’t even met her. Think about it, if the uni had to set up accommodation for every international student they accepted they’d be run ragged and considerably out of pocket. Imagine you applied for a uni in the US, while knowing that you can’t work enough hours to afford a place to rent. This is the kind of thing you should plan well in advance, uni starts on Monday… by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 16th Sep 2022 7:15pm)

Sensible considering lol by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 16th Sep 2022 7:55pm)

How much is too much? I’m 850/month for seven months in the city centre for a fucking ensuite lol. Still about 3k cheaper than last year though, + utility bills are factored in. Could be considerably worse tbf by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 16th Sep 2022 8:01pm)

Glasgow That’s £850 too for the record by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 16th Sep 2022 8:05pm)

I’d go in person if I were you by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 17th Sep 2022 12:36am)

As if that’s the part that’s the issue lol by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 18th Sep 2022 9:14pm)

I mind a billy connoly bit in which he mentioned that in his youth it was perfectly acceptable for any adult to give any unruly child a clapped lug. Not saying we should go around the streets beating kids but some parents literally support their kids delinquency by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 18th Sep 2022 9:39pm)

It really is a bit much. As if it’s not a every normal persons instinct to protect kids, folk nowadays think if you say they need a smacked arse you must be a fucking psychopath. I’m 25 and was never ever beaten as a kid but I was skelped a few times and every time (except one) I deserved it. Genuinely helped when I was super unruly, even the threat from my gran ‘I don’t care if there are people around, buck up or you’ll be getting a skelped arse!” “sorry granny” by ___JohnnyBravo (Sun 18th Sep 2022 10:39pm)

*Not always by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 19th Sep 2022 1:59am)

Superb point. I really should look into these studies before running my mouth cos I know they exist, but I feel if everyone did it the way it was done to me we’d reach a utopian society fairly quickly haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Mon 19th Sep 2022 2:00am)

Was sardines about half an hour ago by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 21st Sep 2022 6:54pm)

She the same one that does the chalk writing at the uni? BOYCOTT HSBC BOYCOTT BARCLAYS STOP OIL FUCK OFF by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 21st Sep 2022 11:38pm)

Not gonna lie, kinda blew me away at induction when they said they had around 35k students this year by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 3:12am)

A student for a week? How? Lol by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 3:58pm)

Ahh that makes sense haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 4:49pm)

Maki + Ramen does the best tonkotsu I’ve had by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 6:40pm)

I’d really like to believe that’s satire haha. I never seen it unfortunately but it could well be. Tbh I assumed it was other students doing it at the uni cos there’s extinction rebellion signs etc., I’m all for stopping climate change but hopscotch isn’t gonna help by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 22nd Sep 2022 8:09pm)

My mum receives pip but it took her way way longer than it should have. I know this is a weird thing to say to someone with genuine issues (my mum does too btw) but you may have to basically lie and exaggerate. My mum can’t stay in one position, on her feet, walking, anything really for too long without it being painful and she’s been like this all of my life. From what I understand, the ‘tests’ for pip are pretty ridiculous. Can you brush your teeth? Yeah? Well you can work a 38 hour job then. Ridiculous. I know it sounds unbelievably dishonest to play on your injuries, but it took many years of struggle for her and I’d honestly recommend just playing on it. You clearly have medical issues so don’t be ashamed at all, it’s not your fault the system is so shit by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 27th Sep 2022 7:23am)

Simmer by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 6th Oct 2022 4:07pm)

r/gaminglaptops helped me decide on one, they know their shit by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 7th Oct 2022 8:03pm)

“He needs the boxing!” is absolutely class haha You show him the boxing sweetie! by ___JohnnyBravo (Wed 12th Oct 2022 5:58pm)

“Thanks in advance everyone!” Maybe should have held off on that haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 15th Oct 2022 2:41pm)

I was here two weeks and some dude wrapped a cord around my neck and pulled me to the ground before proceeding to apologise lol. I still feel safe as fuck here at night though surprisingly; Glasgow just has a ‘safe’ vibe to me for some reason by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 18th Oct 2022 8:06pm)

Perfect by ___JohnnyBravo (Tue 18th Oct 2022 9:40pm)

£6 I believe by ___JohnnyBravo (Thu 17th Nov 2022 9:40pm)

You realise what sub you’re in?😂 by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 3:42pm)

Is that actually Connolly? I thought that it just looked like him haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 9:15pm)

Oh i haven’t seen that. The one I mean is very colourful and the guy has a crown and sceptre, by the barras at the side of the two head shops and a barbers by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 9:20pm)

I’ll give it a bash cheers by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 10:19pm)

Cheers mate I’ll give it a go by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 10:19pm)

Haha nah just stranded away from home cos the rain and I’m fucking gutted by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 10:20pm)

Ya got me by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:08pm)

I need *weed*, no coke haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:08pm)

Wanna point me towards one? 😅 by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:07pm)

Only if they’re not supposed to be there haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:06pm)

I’m doing my best haha by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:33pm)

There’s two at the barras, one called ‘smokin ideas’. The one on the right is more pricey but sells plenty of roor etc., if that’s what you want. The one on the left is significantly cheaper, bought a nice wee bong for a tenner that’s all glass, decent socket and about a hand in height by ___JohnnyBravo (Fri 18th Nov 2022 11:42pm)

It was anyway by ___JohnnyBravo (Sat 19th Nov 2022 1:45pm)