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tell me about it mate, cunts an actuall weapon by cog0 (Mon 7th Jan 2019 7:41am)

it baffles me he hasn't had his head kicked in yet, people get randomly attacked for much less by cog0 (Fri 1st Feb 2019 5:36pm)

here see instead of a bike, learn to drive if on the road...? by cog0 (Mon 11th Feb 2019 12:45am)

victoria road is a good example though of a dedicated bike lane and yet cyclists will drive by it totally ignoring it, only good one ive seen is st enochs bridge where if a car goes into the lane your tyres pretty much get fucked by cog0 (Mon 11th Feb 2019 12:59am)

aye that's all well and good until a cyclist slows the whole load of traffic down to the point you would be faster walking by cog0 (Mon 11th Feb 2019 12:55am)

its complete now, has been for months haha by cog0 (Mon 11th Feb 2019 7:14am)

mental how we are getting downvoted so fast, doubt these cunts actually own a car by cog0 (Mon 11th Feb 2019 7:14am)

eh bold pollok bushy some buzz bit dangerous but SHOUT OUT TO EH POLMONT FLEET DONT LET EH CROWN GET YAY DOWN BHOYZ by cog0 (Sat 16th Feb 2019 2:01pm)

lol wit we all like guys!! mad alkies am a right???? hahahah LOL by cog0 (Wed 27th Feb 2019 7:48pm)

I would only recommend paisley north and cutting through school wynd to get to UWS, avoid paisley west like the plague. by cog0 (Tue 9th Jul 2019 3:53pm)

Gockston and shortroods are not rough anymore, all new houses so it's really quiet there. Avoid gallowhill though, the thing with paisley west is its where all the junkies seem to stay or hang about by cog0 (Tue 9th Jul 2019 4:41pm)

Paisley West is the area all the criminals/junkies seem to stay or hang about, very rare you can drive through the west end of paisley and not see someone arguing/fighting in the middle of the street out their face on valium by cog0 (Tue 9th Jul 2019 5:04pm)

Include the rest of paisley north they are pretty quiet areas, but apart from that yeah looks fine by cog0 (Tue 9th Jul 2019 5:00pm)

delete your account by cog0 (Sat 20th Jul 2019 7:52am)

fuckin burn it by cog0 (Thu 25th Jul 2019 1:52am)

Feegie park or gallowhill by cog0 (Fri 26th Jul 2019 1:23am)

Bet its below minimum wage/cash in hand and they will use the excuse "you get to keep your tips but!" but will have you doing close to slave labour by cog0 (Thu 15th Aug 2019 11:43pm)

nah was more a broad statement on how most restaurants work in glasgow by cog0 (Sat 17th Aug 2019 1:10am)

cyclists who drive on the center of a road holding up a fuck load of traffic by cog0 (Tue 20th Aug 2019 6:46pm)

was amazed they even got in, place was quiet too they stuck out by cog0 (Mon 9th Sep 2019 3:50pm)

Worked for them for a couple of months, reviews are pretty spot on. They have a high turnover rate cause they will fuck you over when it suits them, also the ops managers in kura have a really strange sense of authority over everyone even though they earn maybe 2/3 grand more than the agents on the floor by cog0 (Fri 13th Sep 2019 11:57am)

Would it not be easier to private let? do GHA not really give you a choice where you get to go? by cog0 (Sun 15th Sep 2019 3:34am)

did u not get out and leather the cunt?? by cog0 (Tue 24th Sep 2019 9:58pm)

I for sure will be watching love island if they are in it! by cog0 (Thu 26th Sep 2019 11:00pm)

Shawlands is essentially the same as the west end these days, just a lot cheaper. Even looks the same in parts with the tenements by cog0 (Sat 28th Sep 2019 12:19am)

Nah mate dont go much anymore drove past last night n seen hes still on the door, just giving a update mate by cog0 (Thu 24th Oct 2019 6:37pm)

Yur maws burthurt 👍 by cog0 (Thu 24th Oct 2019 7:11pm)

Scraping the barrel there so you could make a reply haha poor mate poor by cog0 (Thu 24th Oct 2019 8:16pm)

Aye it's hard to miss him, hes always outside that door trying to chat up girls 1000x out his league 👍 by cog0 (Thu 24th Oct 2019 8:21pm)

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://amp.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/adf6jv/psa_garage_bouncers_are_still_cunts/&ved=2ahUKEwjyusKs2LXlAhVsURUIHYfZBBAQFjAAegQIARAB&usg=AOvVaw3euvO47nlUhhzEA6OMZyUy&ampcf=1 by cog0 (Thu 24th Oct 2019 9:03pm)

This is probs the fat cunt, sounds like the same horrendous patter he hits out with tae burds at the front door by cog0 (Thu 24th Oct 2019 9:57pm)

This cunt sounds like every loser who done shite at school and got given a managers position in a call centre and thinks he's richard branson now, brown nosing bastard by cog0 (Wed 20th Nov 2019 8:47am)

Used to underage drink at the flat steps next to the quay 12 years ago - maybe the fences are up to prevent that? Nah in all seriousness though I tried to climb that gate steaming and nearly ripped my leg open, pretty dangerous by cog0 (Sat 28th Dec 2019 10:54pm)

this kinda stuff is popular in motorway underpasses all over the M8, really good artwork by cog0 (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 7:39pm)

How can it be "gross"? Maybe they don't like the flavour they are smoking? by cog0 (Sat 11th Jan 2020 1:07pm)

this sub is honestly full a roasters man by cog0 (Sat 11th Jan 2020 9:37pm)

Why? by cog0 (Wed 15th Jan 2020 12:24am)

did yay aye? by cog0 (Fri 17th Jan 2020 3:03pm)

priesthills been a shitehole for the last 40/50 years is this really that much of a shock? by cog0 (Sat 25th Jan 2020 5:02am)

pretty much the same as a nightclub except there's not that many fannies or trouble, usually last all night aswell by cog0 (Sat 8th Feb 2020 11:23pm)

when i went to them you had to know someone who was going, dunno if it still works like that though by cog0 (Sat 8th Feb 2020 11:27pm)

might sound a bit stupid but wouldn't everyone of been freezing in they tunnels? by cog0 (Sat 8th Feb 2020 11:26pm)

Might be the cringiest thread I've seen here and thats saying something by cog0 (Sun 9th Feb 2020 7:55pm)

Probably a student who has no doubt finished studying and went back to America, got to look like there actually doing something though I guess by cog0 (Wed 12th Feb 2020 3:42pm)

Yeah they probably sit with one of these tops on while browsing /r/glasgow by cog0 (Wed 12th Feb 2020 3:41pm)

this is essentially doxing haha surely isn't allowed? by cog0 (Wed 26th Feb 2020 1:44pm)

cringiest caption for a post on this sub to date by cog0 (Fri 28th Feb 2020 1:17am)

Aww man its like watching people in the social at the weekend, a bunch of people who think because they have shite tattoos, veneers and designer clothes they are suddenly models, its unreal. The kinda cunts that think going on love island is the ultimate goal in life by cog0 (Fri 28th Feb 2020 3:06pm)

honestly how fucking strong are they lights haha i almost crash everytime I drive through there its mad by cog0 (Mon 9th Mar 2020 7:02am)

lmao by cog0 (Fri 13th Mar 2020 3:41pm)

Just finished work so stopped at the 24 hour shop by cog0 (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 1:05pm)

Possilpark. Lots of wildlife etc and amazing scenery. I highly recommend moving to the sought after Saracen street. by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:00pm)

aww shut up man shes no gonna shag you hahaha by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:23pm)

nonce by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:28pm)

another example a how bad the patter is on this sub man, does this sub just attract the bully victims or something? by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:27pm)

give those keyboard gangster fingers a rest kid, had a look at your post history there is that all you do is act the hardman on the internet ya fucking weapon man hahaha by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:34pm)

nah called you a nonce kid, cause like a said, you are most certainly a fucking nonce in person so dont make me have to slap you now by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:32pm)

fuck up mate don't get wide on the internet when your most certainly a nonce in real life by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:30pm)

mad thing is mate if you sent a location we could even video me slapping you n slap it on this subreddit, or even send it to the cunts you get cheeky with on here by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:36pm)

you shut up aswell, fucking reprobate man by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:49pm)

mad innit, you canny handle someone putting you in your place ya fucking nonce by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:49pm)

nonce by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:53pm)

nonce by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:52pm)

a can keep this going mate, you still are a nonce regardless by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:51pm)

cunts been bullied at much hes just quoting ma good patter by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 7:50pm)

Who put 50p in this weapon take a back seat hahaha by cog0 (Tue 31st Mar 2020 8:35pm)

ACAB, DON'T LET THE CROWN GET U DOWN ! by cog0 (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 12:45am)

thats horrid, what made you move in after seeing that? by cog0 (Fri 3rd Apr 2020 3:24pm)

fair enough, some people are boggin man by cog0 (Sat 4th Apr 2020 12:17am)

name n shame by cog0 (Sun 5th Apr 2020 4:27pm)

horrendous patter by cog0 (Mon 6th Apr 2020 1:06am)

fuck a didn't even notice that was him who posted it, that's even worse by cog0 (Mon 6th Apr 2020 1:19am)

A did once and got heavily downvoted, this sub is full of the gimps you remember from high school by cog0 (Tue 14th Apr 2020 1:34am)

if your worried about your car put it in for a service not an mot lmao by cog0 (Tue 21st Apr 2020 12:28pm)

if the roads are empty, what's wrong with going fast? by cog0 (Fri 24th Apr 2020 11:09pm)

more like scaryhill by cog0 (Mon 27th Apr 2020 7:00pm)

can anyone even read in brigton? by cog0 (Wed 29th Apr 2020 3:45pm)

Glasgow alone is very anti-prejudice, ive seen people who would be classed as junkies/neds go mental at people for being racist or discriminating against people than anyone else haha nobody likes bullies here pretty much by cog0 (Sun 3rd May 2020 1:59pm)

Unlucky mate 👎 by cog0 (Sun 3rd May 2020 11:19pm)

Am honestly convinced its a parody.. the extremely mediocore attempt at techno with that accent just comes across like a limmy sketch by cog0 (Sun 3rd May 2020 11:39pm)

can really spot all the people in this thread who dont drive haha whats with peoples weird obsession with closing roads for them to cycle/walk down? by cog0 (Fri 15th May 2020 4:19pm)

yass didnt know pepes was back open, result by cog0 (Sun 17th May 2020 3:59am)

id see a professional about that mate, not normal to get so wound up by someone littering that you almost had some random person crash into you and seriously injure themselves by cog0 (Sun 17th May 2020 3:58am)

that sentence alone mate, see a professional haha by cog0 (Sun 17th May 2020 4:01am)

10:25 in is a personal favourite by cog0 (Mon 18th May 2020 3:38am)

whats happened to this city? tell him to fuck off, the disrespect alone of him coming to your door as if he owns the whole block haha people like that need put back into place then they wont think they can just start throwing their weight around by cog0 (Tue 19th May 2020 10:09pm)

yass good to see the young team are still at it, no shouted fleeto in about a decade might join in by cog0 (Fri 22nd May 2020 12:51am)

you know it sannnnn by cog0 (Fri 22nd May 2020 9:25am)

yer maw was passing through for her mcdonalds fix by cog0 (Thu 4th Jun 2020 10:57pm)

I imagine this was done by middle class white people virtue signalling something they didn't care about even 2 weeks ago by cog0 (Sat 6th Jun 2020 1:05pm)

"white silence is violence" lmfao people really do pick and choose what to be up in arms about, hope these righteous white people have the same feelings in a few weeks time when the blm trend dies down by cog0 (Tue 9th Jun 2020 3:48pm)

the police in scotland are pretty fair, like another commenter stated if the goons who done this where scared or in trouble they would phone the police haha embarrassing man by cog0 (Tue 9th Jun 2020 3:53pm)

is he as cool as he seems in the video? seems like a bit of a rule breaker by cog0 (Thu 18th Jun 2020 12:34pm)

yeah the consistent names i get are pretty much guilty too many people coming forward, but the random accusations from nameless people with their "abusers" full name in the post is mental. I dont understand why they haven't gone to the police first instead of having a kangaroo court via social media by cog0 (Sun 21st Jun 2020 1:29am)

There has been countless messenger chats provided for some of them, its the ones that are in notepad text form that are impossible to say are real by cog0 (Sun 21st Jun 2020 2:52am)

Ummm the guy who got caught regarding the messenger chats came clean and admitted it was real soon as they hit twitter... by cog0 (Sun 21st Jun 2020 2:58am)

Yeah its a huge mess now, there's now a page exposing the people who posted the accusations so its turned into a total shitshow by cog0 (Sun 21st Jun 2020 3:14am)

Fs. Had a search of your post history cause me n the boys have been building a fence in the garden of ma close. Recognised you straight away can you no just come say you had an issue wae it naw? fucking keyboard gangster the rest a the flats a the close are sound with it fs by cog0 (Wed 1st Jul 2020 8:39pm)

am just bamming yay up mate am no your neighbour by cog0 (Wed 1st Jul 2020 9:33pm)

Fucking hell his accent is infuriating by cog0 (Mon 13th Jul 2020 11:50am)

Im one of the workies your sticking the finger up at. Was that you who kept ducking down when we looked up at that sign? Mon out and say something instead a being passive aggressive mate by cog0 (Wed 29th Jul 2020 4:07pm)

DELETED Will there be burds er? by cog0 (Fri 7th Aug 2020 4:28pm)

DELETED Delightful by cog0 (Fri 7th Aug 2020 4:34pm)

DELETED Any decent places open till 1? by cog0 (Fri 7th Aug 2020 8:09pm)

Is there someone there doing perms? by cog0 (Thu 20th Aug 2020 6:10pm)

I should of put a "serious" tag on this thread by cog0 (Thu 20th Aug 2020 6:35pm)

Its shortish but its really just the front i want permed so i dont need to keep styling it I have similar hair to this guy and want what he got, https://amp.reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/bgv52s/a_week_after_my_perm_finally_getting_used_to_it/ by cog0 (Thu 20th Aug 2020 6:48pm)

you can be a "spice boy" and actually be a decent person, not everyone who wants to dress that way wants to scrap with everycunt by cog0 (Sun 30th Aug 2020 9:15pm)

Cause most cunts on this board are virgins/incels/wouldn't even look in the direction of a spice boy by cog0 (Mon 31st Aug 2020 1:43pm)

Lmao these are the type a cunts slagging spice boys https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/98xtrz/the_glorious_winners_of_the_aforementioned_pub/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 🥴🥴🥴 by cog0 (Mon 31st Aug 2020 4:39pm)

Ave been smashing through there doing 60 everyday for about 4 years and not heard a thing by cog0 (Sun 13th Sep 2020 1:01am)

Ffs 😴 by cog0 (Tue 17th Nov 2020 2:38pm)

How long for this time? by cog0 (Tue 17th Nov 2020 2:36pm)

Are garages going to be open? MOT coming up 2nd of December by cog0 (Tue 17th Nov 2020 5:38pm)

lived just off of battlefield road for a bit and there was always massive ques for this place always wondered why it was so popular by cog0 (Fri 25th Dec 2020 1:00am)

DELETED not even sure mate, opened it up but have no clue what im looking at by cog0 (Sun 27th Dec 2020 8:59pm)

Sorry mate ill think of your needs in the future, want me to also tell you the weather before you leave house anaw mate? by cog0 (Thu 31st Dec 2020 2:23am)

this sub is seriously full a wee gimps man who where defo bullied at school by cog0 (Thu 31st Dec 2020 10:01am)

timestamp of him threatening a stranger? by cog0 (Tue 19th Jan 2021 12:35am)

DELETED why is it so expensive in that area? it's quite suburban you still have a good walk/drive to get to even byres road unless your in the bit right behind byres road by cog0 (Thu 21st Jan 2021 10:25pm)

thats mental they where sent to live in barmulloch, am pretty sure they go by the name fucking gringo haha? gary mcfs home scheme haha imagine sending them to an area where the actual gang name is gringo though come on to fuck? by cog0 (Sat 6th Feb 2021 8:27am)

I bet if you were a guy he wouldn't of even followed you, probs thought you were easier to intimidate wouldn't think anything of it by cog0 (Wed 10th Feb 2021 11:47pm)

Jump down to Dalmarnock let the Baltic Fleeto know about this, they will be soon chasing about the auld brigton derry like the auld days, tweet tweet baltic fleet HWG by cog0 (Wed 17th Mar 2021 11:26am)

Have yay aye by cog0 (Tue 27th Apr 2021 2:07pm)

haha honestly didnt see that, perfect by cog0 (Tue 18th May 2021 2:28pm)

sent a facebook message mate! by cog0 (Tue 18th May 2021 3:40pm)

Should a just decked the wee dick, if its one boy you have a better chance of a fair fight with these wee fannys and he would of folded if your mate had hit him even once. That park is honestly mental these days not once have I been and not seen a fight in the last year by cog0 (Wed 30th Jun 2021 2:42pm)

Don't feel ashamed or anything mate not everyone wants to resort to violence or knows how to fight, it's good a passerby intervened. I have had to do it a few times in KG when wee neds try n attack students knowing students are generally less likely to want to fight, but if another ned comes along they shite it from them every time. by cog0 (Wed 30th Jun 2021 3:25pm)

I knew I recognised that name, is he the same guy who owns Power21? again that job was commision and they would legit talk like they where something out of wolf of wall street by cog0 (Wed 25th Aug 2021 9:53am)

went to school with him, he was a huge wank always has been by cog0 (Thu 9th Sep 2021 4:46pm)

Its ridiculous how easy it is to get and it gets delivered faster than a uber eats delivery also. I was taking just half a g of 50/50 nearly every weekend up until 2 weeks ago and the mental side during the week was fucking insane. I would feel run down, suicidal, worthless and want to quit my job soon as it came to the Monday. Then repeat it all over again once the weekend came. Fast forward 2 weeks the mental fog is gone, I feel better mentally and have no intentions of touching the shit again. Your literally exchanging 4/5 days of mental torture for a few hours of a mediocre high its crazy. I would love to know whats really in the cocaine in glasgow as sometimes its okay then other times my mental state is fucked. by cog0 (Sat 11th Sep 2021 1:09pm)

Its crazy isnt it how once thursday hits your like "awk wasnt that bad" then its back to the same cycle, I can see why people get addicted. by cog0 (Sat 11th Sep 2021 5:25pm)

Mate i know, it was hardly anything yet would really fuck with my head. It was really just a wee addition to the drink but I wonder how fucked id of been if it was more than that🤣. I went out one night to a gig n there where boys I know taking 6g and wanting more within hours, really put it into perspective for me🤣 by cog0 (Sun 12th Sep 2021 10:32am)

What's worse, them standing on a roof setting off flares? or the person filming it talking shit about them instead of going over and telling them what your thinking? by cog0 (Sat 18th Sep 2021 4:21pm)

Pipe down ya shitebag by cog0 (Sat 18th Sep 2021 5:47pm)

Lmao big keyboard gangster here giving it large your a bully victim mate sit doon by cog0 (Sat 18th Sep 2021 6:31pm)

Fuck that comment must of really hurt you hen 🤣 can tell you think thats good patter tae😭 is that what you wish you could say to the people who bullied you at school ya chicken 😭😂 back in your corner ya loser by cog0 (Sun 19th Sep 2021 7:41pm)

DELETED did you say anything to him mate or did you bounce on reddit and give him a piece of your mind on here instead? subreddit is full of shitebags man by cog0 (Mon 20th Sep 2021 4:36pm)

Ahh that makes sense, thanks by cog0 (Thu 30th Sep 2021 5:48pm)

DELETED I stay in Govan but work in Possil - how fucked am I going to be driving to work or do I just ask just now to work from home? by cog0 (Tue 12th Oct 2021 4:24pm)

Yeah by cog0 (Thu 14th Oct 2021 2:49pm)

It’s not covered unfortunately by cog0 (Thu 14th Oct 2021 3:04pm)

Words can’t describe how shite KURA is mate, managers are all uneducated morons who let there false power get to their head and treat agents like shit, avoid by cog0 (Tue 19th Oct 2021 10:38pm)

Lollll my entire route including where I stay is in the red by cog0 (Sun 24th Oct 2021 9:49pm)

Aye mate cycle an hour to work where there no showers or that to then change into a shirt and tie by cog0 (Mon 25th Oct 2021 12:23am)

I still remember when this came out, the bit she looks at the camera and says "at least it keeps me off the streets" like shes talking to someone just gets me everytime by cog0 (Wed 27th Oct 2021 11:53am)

no problem it really sums up that era really well, there where so many teenagers trying to rap about their "struggles" it was a goldmine of cringe content by cog0 (Wed 27th Oct 2021 11:58am)

mate, shut up by cog0 (Wed 27th Oct 2021 7:11pm)

Again mate…. Shut up🤣 by cog0 (Wed 27th Oct 2021 10:22pm)

I was walking home one night from a gig n passed a guy at the clyde wanting to jump in, was about 19 im sure. I ended up chatting to him walked him to where I was going and got him in a taxi, still chat to him now and again on instagram think he's doing a lot better now than he was that night. Think its common atm due to the pandemic and stuff, just happy I passed him when I did would of been horrible reading about it in the paper the next day if anything happened. by cog0 (Fri 5th Nov 2021 9:16am)

cop? a can actually hear the glasgow uni accent through this comment man by cog0 (Tue 16th Nov 2021 10:02am)

I'm pretty sure there's lots of junkies etc around there, loads of videos on youtube of that area with junkies fighting example of one - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LlmSt8_mgk&t=41s by cog0 (Fri 19th Nov 2021 4:31pm)

There others more recent, area isn’t the best by cog0 (Fri 19th Nov 2021 6:13pm)

yer maw by cog0 (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 4:14pm)

The Louden Tavern by cog0 (Fri 26th Nov 2021 6:12pm)

bro this is on point 👌😂👌😂 by cog0 (Mon 29th Nov 2021 10:17am)

badass legend? was this train heading into Brooklyn, NY? by cog0 (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 11:57am)

cause when both are mixed the feeling is amazing, coke on its own doesnt even come close to the feeling by cog0 (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 11:08pm)

I’ve personally never met or heard of anyone dying from that tbh, never even heard of someone here dying from a coke overdose come to think of it. I know it can lead to death via suicide due to the mental effects it has on you by cog0 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 12:08am)

see if your gonna take a pic of my car mate at least blur out the reg nah? I didnt see the bike lane bumps by cog0 (Mon 6th Dec 2021 6:46pm)

Am winding you up mate wouldnae catch me in that spicy boy wagon by cog0 (Mon 6th Dec 2021 7:57pm)

seen this earlier anaw, mad that by cog0 (Sun 12th Dec 2021 11:50pm)

yeah i can imagine most the people commenting though are the type who think the gangsters of the past where "respectful" & "decent" lmao by cog0 (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:05am)

This video is pretty sad overall, the guy filming has a video on lad bible about how he got caught doing a £6 million bank robbery when he was younger, only uploaded a couple of weeks ago and in this video 2/3 weeks later he gets caught out not knowing even the simplest of maths and how he cant afford a £2.10 train ticket . It should be a eye opener that the route in life he chose is a massive waste by cog0 (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:11am)

Google him mate, guy in the video must a done it when he got home n been like ahh fuck haha by cog0 (Fri 7th Jan 2022 11:49am)

did it smell bad? it looks like it must of smelled terrible by cog0 (Sat 8th Jan 2022 7:11am)

with a house in that much of a state, would you not end up paying over 20k minimum just to fix it up? by cog0 (Sat 8th Jan 2022 7:27am)

Probably because how close it is to bearsden by cog0 (Sat 8th Jan 2022 8:33am)

This is what fascinates me about Glasgow, how close a deemed lower class area is to a deemed higher class area everywhere you go. This house is literally next to drumchapel station but I doubt those who stay there tell people they stay in drumchapel without adding the old part in at the start 😂 by cog0 (Sat 8th Jan 2022 9:40am)

The best one for me is ayr road in giffnock being 2 streets away from arden 🤣 by cog0 (Sat 8th Jan 2022 1:54pm)

Was standing outside central near john moore wetherspoons the other day, within the space of 2-3 mins I seen one guy collapse and another guy who was around 20 show me a massive fresh machete wound on his head, place is wild by cog0 (Thu 20th Jan 2022 7:42pm)

DELETED off topic but why are fire scotland putting out PR stuff in the style of a media company, the thumbnail looks like a proposal for a website by cog0 (Tue 25th Jan 2022 3:35pm)

DELETED yeah just seems weird to see it from the fire brigade lol its usually some shite website that never ends up being made the same as the design by cog0 (Tue 25th Jan 2022 4:06pm)

I would actually be surprised to NOT see something like that happening at 2am on sauchiehall street lmao by cog0 (Fri 28th Jan 2022 8:11am)

I like the sound of this one, and it sounds ideal, do they sell mango wheat beer here? by cog0 (Wed 18th May 2022 4:23pm)

Best kebab by cog0 (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 2:10pm)

I am convinced I have it but got told I don't because I didn't show any childhood signs, which is a crazy reason to reject it with as they are going by a questionnaire. Has anyone had luck appealing it through the NHS? by cog0 (Thu 21st Jul 2022 5:56pm)

The junkies in glasgow are all talk, soon as you show any sort of defence they back down I have had it multiple times, people like that never start a fight with people they could possibly get battered from so just show your not scared they'll back off or not even approach you by cog0 (Thu 4th Aug 2022 11:07am)

ahh right i know the type, weird behaviour that though who goes out with there pals just wanting to start a fight with complete randoms. Just sheer insecurity on their half. by cog0 (Thu 4th Aug 2022 11:16am)

I stay right next to glasgow central and leave my windows wide open at night and it sounded like it was happening in my flat, woke me straight up I thought someone had shot someone by cog0 (Thu 11th Aug 2022 9:10am)

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. by cog0 (Thu 18th Aug 2022 2:36pm)

never thought of that, cheers ! by cog0 (Thu 18th Aug 2022 11:52pm)

A girl had started fighting with several men, some not even involved with her at all. My friend was there for the whole thing and got it on video, poor guy walking past got attacked from her and her boyfriend for fuck all. Area needs a constant police patrol 24/7. by cog0 (Wed 7th Sep 2022 10:11am)

The four corners by cog0 (Wed 7th Sep 2022 3:56pm)

Union street is not even Glasgow at this point, it’s like walking through skid row by cog0 (Wed 19th Oct 2022 11:05am)

Mostly looking at gyms in city centre mate forgot to put it in the OP by cog0 (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 4:37pm)

Lmao his new Instagram post is ridiculous by cog0 (Mon 14th Nov 2022 4:53pm)

So I’m in several that are on YouTube with 50k+ views last time I checked. I’m a strange case though as I’m now in my late 20s, work as a software engineer and have a penthouse in the city centre. I don’t think I ever belonged in that life though but I have scars etc from those days and once my parents found out about it all I was swiftly grounded for a very long time I remember. Worked out well I guess as I’ve done pretty well for myself. If you seen me now you would think I had gone to private school and hadn’t spent my youth holding blades for YouTube videos that over 100k people combined have seen lmao. by cog0 (Fri 9th Dec 2022 1:25pm)

Hahaha mate I’ll take that as a compliment, it’s a bit of a strange thing to lie about don’t you think? by cog0 (Fri 9th Dec 2022 1:50pm)

Look mate don’t get wide, the scheme boy in me can be unleashed, at the drop of a hat. by cog0 (Fri 9th Dec 2022 3:31pm)

You where defo a scheme reject mate hahahah by cog0 (Fri 9th Dec 2022 5:14pm)

Dunno why your being downvoted your spot on. I live in the city centre so drive through it everyday, the amount of people who wander onto the road is insane. I beeped my horn at a guy last night as I could see him about to randomly cross when my light was green and he then decided to literally run infront of my car which I luckily spotted so slammed the brakes on time. By the time I get from George square to Charing Cross there’s at least 5/6 people taking libertys trying to cross a busy road without looking left or right just straight ahead. by cog0 (Thu 9th Feb 2023 1:40pm)

Oh, aye, 'nuff excuses, ain't it? Blamin' everythin' but yerself, typical. Ye talk like ye know it all, but it's just a load o' baws. It's clear ye've got nae clue what happened. Whit did I do to get knocked back? Nae concern o' yours, pal. 'Spose ye've never been knocked back in yer life, huh? Ach, yer theories 'bout clothing, shoes, 'n bein' alone, pure pish! Keep talkin' to make yerself feel better, wee man. Bouncers got their own judgements, nae need tae be Sherlock Holmes tae figure it oot. So save yer half-baked analysis for some other mug. If ye cannae handle large groups, it's yer job, right? Stop actin' like it's a burden. But hey, whit do I know? Ye seem to hae it a' figured oot in yer wee mind. Just dinnae come preachin' 'bout stuff ye know nothin' about. Away 'n sort yerself out before tryin' tae sound smart, ya numptie! by cog0 (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 3:32pm)

Oh, here we go again with yer bouncer wisdom, eh? Think ye're a right expert on pubs and clubs, dae ye? Gie's a break! Yer wee theories dinnae mean a thing. Ye talk like every pub's got saints at the door. Pure deluded, if ye ask me! If the bouncer's a bunnet, it's a clear sign it's a shite place. But dinnae kid yerself, even decent spots can hae bams on the door. Nae need tae act like yer the gatekeeper o' good places! And whit's this about the bouncer no' bein' at fault if I'm mad wi' it? Ye sound like a broken record. It's just an excuse tae defend the incompetents. If they cannae handle their job, it's on them, simple as that. Dinnae come 'round here defendin' their arses, mate! So, spare us the righteous talk, 'cause it disnae impress anyone. Yer wee opinions can take a hike! Away 'n let folk speak their minds without yer half-baked judgments! by cog0 (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 3:35pm)

Yer attitude's pure mince, but I'll no stoop to yer level. Keep yer negativity tae yersel and learn some respect. by cog0 (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 3:45pm)

Ye got me, I'm nae human, but an AI through and through. by cog0 (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 3:51pm)

I dinnae need to explain masel' to the likes of you. Gie it a rest with yer bawbag remarks. If ye cannae behave like a decent human, then that's on you, pal. by cog0 (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 3:50pm)

let's be clear, sitting in the pub doesnae make ye a better person or give ye any right to be disrespectful. Behaving like a decent human involves treating others with respect and empathy, nae matter the platform. So if ye think acting like a keyboard warrior makes ye superior, then ye've got it all arse-about-face, my friend. by cog0 (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 4:05pm)

Aye, listen here, ya wee numpty! Ye think ye can come in here throwin' insults left and right? I'm nae here to be a target for yer pent-up frustrations. If ye cannae handle a bit o' banter, then that's on you, mate. Don't come at me with yer high and mighty act. by cog0 (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 4:19pm)

Aye, enough with yer preachin'! Quit actin' like ye ken it all, 'cause yer talkin' pure shite. by cog0 (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 4:24pm)

Ye think ye're a hardman, don't ya? But all I see is a keyboard warrior with nae substance. by cog0 (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 4:20pm)

Och, listen to yerself, mate! Yer the one who keeps comin' back for more. I didnae ask ye to stick around if ye didnae like it. If ye cannae have a proper conversation without throwin' insults and actin' like a child, then I've nae time for ye. If all ye wanna do is act like a bampot, then take it elsewhere. Now, I'm done wastin' my time on yer nonsense. If ye've got anythin' useful to say, I'm all ears. by cog0 (Wed 2nd Aug 2023 4:26pm)

have you tried asking them ? by cog0 (Wed 18th Oct 2023 1:58pm)