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  • What a name. by howthecatwasinvented (Tue 8th Jan 2019 3:46pm)
  • Home Connexions, they cover all over. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 8th Feb 2019 12:27pm)
  • Should have been... > Jackmaster's Kettle by howthecatwasinvented (Thu 21st Feb 2019 8:19pm)
  • I thought the kettle was a separate thing? Either way, guy is a fud, gets away with it for having great management and being an excellent DJ. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 8:03am)
  • Lived between the health centre and co-op for 3 years. Good location for getting into town and walking to bridge street for underground. Shite amount of zombie junkies at the shops and post office. by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 10th Mar 2019 8:14pm)
  • What is a baby shower except fleecing people for another present? Load of american shite. by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 10th Mar 2019 8:13pm)
  • Just make sure you spend enough on the present 👍 by howthecatwasinvented (Mon 11th Mar 2019 10:32am)
  • Can you do the same for me please? Cheers. by howthecatwasinvented (Thu 14th Mar 2019 6:35pm)
  • 100% correct. If the guy who has been there from the start (maybe the owner?) is in it’s still great. But some of the recent hires (18 months or so?) are arses with a snotty attitude and zero effort on the coffee making. Few times the flat white has resembled and tasted just like an Americano with milk... wanks. (Or maybe i’m the wank.) by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 3rd Aug 2019 11:51am)
  • eBay/depop some stuff? Clothes, consoles, games etc. Look on gumtree etc for any manual labour / cash in hand work over weekend. Hardship loan / short term borrow from a pal. by howthecatwasinvented (Thu 8th Aug 2019 10:13am)
  • Nope, been full of cunts for decades. by howthecatwasinvented (Mon 19th Aug 2019 8:13pm)
  • Is this going to be the new RBS or JP office? by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 31st Aug 2019 1:44pm)
  • When did the wanks at ScotRail start demanding name, address and postcode before they would sell a weekly ticket? (This was at Hyndland this morning.) by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 25th Oct 2019 4:16pm)
  • 18 month old, city centre nursery, full time (8-6) and it's a shade over £800 a month. In old childcare voucher scheme, so that saves about £50 pcm or something as 250 comes off pre tax. Echoing other comment, several have wait lists so phone ASAP, don't rely on email etc as the busy ones don't care about customer service. Horrible, but needs must if you want to still have a career. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 1st Nov 2019 11:16am)
  • Do you think gender segregated education should be more wide spread? Would it be beneficial at primary school? by howthecatwasinvented (Thu 28th Nov 2019 4:41pm)
  • https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-50600175 The same troop of lads been bombing about all year. They killed an auld wifey back over summer, zero sympathy, police should do something about it but that's too much like work. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 29th Nov 2019 1:05pm)
  • Did they catch them though?! The ones the young team have are rapid! by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 29th Nov 2019 1:34pm)
  • paging using /u/thedigger by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 29th Nov 2019 3:41pm)
  • Playing multiple gigs within a few weeks in same city? by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 30th Nov 2019 2:04pm)
  • I look forward to the Glasgow Live article about this next week. by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 30th Nov 2019 2:06pm)
  • No chance I’m afraid, only way you will get your cash figure you want is sell it piece by piece. A buy to let landlord may take it but don’t expect much more than 500/1000. by howthecatwasinvented (Wed 4th Dec 2019 7:57pm)
  • No, it didn't. by howthecatwasinvented (Tue 10th Dec 2019 2:20pm)
  • All obvious, but worth considering... Do you have a storm door in the close? If so, get the lock on that working as well. For added confidence get a locksmith to swap the barrel on the Yale. Swap to a wireless/electronic doorbell so you can turn it off. If close door doesn’t have secure entry as factor to quote for it. Sign up for a neighbourhood watch if there is one and speak to your next door neighbours in the close. If ground floor, keep windows closed when out and at night. Good luck with the flat and move! by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 14th Dec 2019 10:13am)
  • Bath street pub crawl ending at the Buff. Why fight the inevitable? by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 19th Jan 2020 9:41pm)
  • Only people I have seen with it on their walls live in “Strathbungo” by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 18th Apr 2020 7:20pm)
  • Everyone is astroturfing elsewhere! Hope you had a nice day pal, was decent weather at least, back to ‘work’ tomorrow. You working from home or what you got planned? by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 19th Apr 2020 9:43pm)
  • Christ, three weeks will be tough, you got some books and boxsets and booze lined up? Lucky enough to have a garden so _need_ the weather to stay dry at least so the kid can play outside, he has been a trooper and enduring well but can’t imagine not being able to let him run about! by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 19th Apr 2020 10:01pm)
  • Cunts just making shit up to manipulate the readers... think what the Sun does here but on a more targeted level. by howthecatwasinvented (Tue 21st Apr 2020 7:09am)
  • 5G, I recommend drinking a bottle of Corona with lime immediately. by howthecatwasinvented (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 10:27am)
  • I can leave mine on my driveway if you want a shot, g14/13 way by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 24th Apr 2020 8:47pm)
  • Weekend plans everyone? Hoping for a few PINTS, presuming can find a seat somewhere. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 17th Jul 2020 8:04am)
  • Think it’s worth donating at moment or is it going to be tough processing the corona clear out bags? by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 17th Jul 2020 9:17pm)
  • 100% you live in ~~Govanhill~~ Strathbungo. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 28th Aug 2020 10:25am)
  • Accurate. Shout out to 50p Sourz. by howthecatwasinvented (Wed 16th Sep 2020 9:48am)
  • It's the fucking city centre you complete weapon. You may work "near clydeside" now but with your idiocy I suspect that won't last. Get the bus or walk. by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 26th Sep 2020 9:51pm)
  • First version of West went burst and the new zombie one makes money off the debts they walked away from in the “divorce” proceedings. Absolute scum. by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 10th Oct 2020 9:55pm)
  • Ahh, the West employee! by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 11th Oct 2020 7:59pm)
  • Post it on the Jordanhill Watch Community Forum on facebook and watch the outrage. by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 11th Oct 2020 7:57pm)
  • What? by howthecatwasinvented (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 8:38pm)
  • Had this in a new build just near Eglinton St about five years ago... Ended up spraying the panel with expanding foam every time it went off as Hacking & Patterson never did anything about it always going off. They did the 3rd time I fucked up the panel, wank, but had to be done. by howthecatwasinvented (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 8:37pm)
  • Allocated collection times is very helpful for car drivers, esp as the parking can be tight round there. by howthecatwasinvented (Wed 18th Nov 2020 3:30pm)
  • At the arse end of a pandemic? Most of them. by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 8th May 2021 9:22pm)
  • I can’t tell if you are naive or a complete roaster trying to making yourself seem sound. “Guarantee” it is a family home? You put that in the missives? What. A. Fud. by howthecatwasinvented (Wed 14th Jul 2021 7:30am)
  • You are either a Glaswegian or you are a teuchter. by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 24th Jul 2021 5:19pm)
  • It’s obviously a pedo you utter reptile, go post it to Facebook and organise a protest. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 13th Aug 2021 7:04pm)
  • Guaranteed you live in strathbungo. by howthecatwasinvented (Tue 14th Sep 2021 10:09pm)
  • This is the sound of clapping. by howthecatwasinvented (Tue 14th Sep 2021 10:09pm)
  • Get that sausage up the close, on yer sel. by howthecatwasinvented (Tue 16th Nov 2021 6:26pm)
  • https://www.themodernhouse.com/sales-list/trefoil-avenue/ Tell me we are due a crash without using the word crash. by howthecatwasinvented (Wed 6th Apr 2022 10:29am)
  • If someone had chibbed you then getting a drink seems a fair enough priority. Fuck off back to Leith, ya prick. by howthecatwasinvented (Mon 11th Apr 2022 8:33pm)
  • Another day, another govanhill thread. by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 7:49pm)
  • 12 for price of 9, sound investment. by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 24th Apr 2022 7:50am)
  • Was a reasonable assumption/joke/delete as appropriate at the time, the location came to light later. by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:10am)
  • Woke up next to /u/mmcl_x, hellish, wanted to throw myself in the Clyde. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 27th May 2022 10:18pm)
  • > Just another fake brand ... > Used to be pretty good. So, you liked it, now you hate it becuase it's a fake? Or the fake brand used to be better than it is? Take a deep breath and stop being such a weapon. by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 29th May 2022 8:14pm)
  • The recipe really has not changed. by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 29th May 2022 8:15pm)
  • Fair enough. Neck Oil and Gamma still taste good to me. My only complaint would be more of the black can limited editions they did a few years ago, so that does speak to yout comment about less new things. by howthecatwasinvented (Mon 30th May 2022 10:38am)
  • HWFG, this happens i'll pay for /u/hashtagbeannaithe to take it. Proof or ban etc, let's do it /u/shepherdofthewolf. by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 12th Jun 2022 9:16pm)
  • it has gone already by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 24th Jun 2022 7:26pm)
  • Was cancelled. by howthecatwasinvented (Mon 11th Jul 2022 8:03pm)
  • was a wee joke pal by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 15th Jul 2022 10:34am)
  • Ask your work for some fancy noise cancelling headphones and work out which library close to you has decent wifi and comfortable desks you can take your own laptop along. by howthecatwasinvented (Mon 25th Jul 2022 12:12pm)
  • Asked a few years ago, SPT were ARSEHOLES about my perfectly reasonably request about making a public API for it. Remember what they put on the board vs what they have on the screen in the office is different. (They offset it to stop people breaking neck running for train with the old 'just approaching' message.) EDIT, by arseholes I just mean they said it was not on their roadmap, still though, wanks man. by howthecatwasinvented (Thu 1st Sep 2022 8:12pm)
  • 4.50 a pint of T. 5.30 a pint of heverlee. (Which was roasting and shite and I swapped for another T.) Source : my contactless payments from a couple of months ago. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 23rd Sep 2022 4:01pm)
  • No bother, they had some Williams bottles and some other normal beers. Gin and prosseco were pretty pricey, but can't remember exact costs of those as were all bought in rounds, only solo drinks were my own because I was getting happily hammered. by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 24th Sep 2022 7:40am)
  • The shops. by howthecatwasinvented (Wed 28th Sep 2022 6:13pm)
  • ALRIGHT HEN, IT IS I, CHRIS. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 7th Oct 2022 2:45pm)
  • THAT YER GONNA GET PUMPED by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 8th Oct 2022 2:05pm)
  • DELETED Crazy amounts of groomers and wee lassies bombing about the last few months, council solution is out of sight and out of mind… no benches then nowhere for the predators to sit and creep. by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 6th Nov 2022 8:53pm)
  • Dry buddy is great for T shirts, shirts, anything you can put On a plastic hanger. Shite for towels and jeans or anything heavy. If it is really stressing you out might be cost effective to do a service wash and fold at the laundrette once a fortnight? by howthecatwasinvented (Sun 13th Nov 2022 10:03pm)
  • Found cog0’s alt account. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 9th Dec 2022 3:08pm)
  • Slam Even TS. by howthecatwasinvented (Fri 16th Dec 2022 11:44am)
  • This has to be a troll. Even putting that aside, you can walk from Ruchill to University Avenue in 25 mins, so you are absolutely full of pish. by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 31st Dec 2022 9:17pm)
  • There is some options in merchant city of course, but pricey. Same as the old templeton flats on edge of city centre going east. Nicest ones I viewed were actually in paisley in an old converted mill next to the town centre going towards Morrisons. by howthecatwasinvented (Sat 14th Jan 2023 3:26pm)
  • See the one just posted at the green? by howthecatwasinvented (Wed 18th Jan 2023 6:30pm)
  • Most proper hair dressers will have seen it L all before, they are sound, mention it at time of booking if ye want to get it out in the air ahead of time. Also if they wash your hair before hand it will lift most of it? Team Diprosalic & Capasal for life 👍 by howthecatwasinvented (Mon 20th Mar 2023 4:03pm)
  • JOE JUNK. Friendly service, will give an indicative price over a WhatsApp video / photo and then confirm when they arrive. Used them three times and brilliant every time. by howthecatwasinvented (Tue 28th Mar 2023 8:50am)
  • House numbers matter as well as the street, so double check the admissions policy before before you buy anywhere. List 2 is pretty much useless for the primary, but ok for secondary. by howthecatwasinvented (Mon 24th Apr 2023 6:32pm)