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nitehawkxplode

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  • “Whit did you jist fuckin call me?” by nitehawkxplode (Tue 28th May 2019 6:43pm)
  • Bookmakers like Coral, Betfred etc always looking for people by nitehawkxplode (Sat 15th Jun 2019 8:04pm)
  • I worked for betfred for 5 years and aye, it was pish but it was easy money. Ye sit on yer arse for 8hrs n don’t have to use yer brain, what more could ye want? by nitehawkxplode (Sun 16th Jun 2019 7:57am)
  • THE RAT PISS MIND THE RAT PISS! by nitehawkxplode (Sun 16th Jun 2019 6:54pm)
  • I stayed in these flats when I was a kid. Moved up to the high port after my dad found people dealing under our kitchen window. by nitehawkxplode (Sat 27th Jul 2019 7:28am)
  • Well the place I work deems Cranhill as a two man call out area at night. Make of that what you will. by nitehawkxplode (Sun 4th Aug 2019 9:08pm)
  • Fucking yankers by nitehawkxplode (Fri 23rd Aug 2019 8:35pm)
  • yer alright pal by nitehawkxplode (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 9:37pm)
  • After Boaby the barman stole his buntin, Dexter has to improvise to make his car showroom attractive again. by nitehawkxplode (Tue 8th Oct 2019 9:02am)
  • Not having a car in Glasgow isn’t a big deal, especially near your area. Public transport between buses and trains are abundant. Even during the lighter nights it’s a nice walk! by nitehawkxplode (Sat 28th Dec 2019 12:31pm)
  • PROMISE ME SON THAT YE YE WILLNAE TURN TAR THE DRUGS by nitehawkxplode (Fri 10th Jan 2020 7:16pm)
  • You absolute dirty fucker. Where? by nitehawkxplode (Tue 14th Jan 2020 12:23pm)
  • If you’re ever in Johnstone try Sandros on the high street. Best fritters I’ve ever had. by nitehawkxplode (Tue 14th Jan 2020 12:29pm)
  • There’s the Bogle Stone in Port Glasgow. Have a google for “bogles” from Scottish folklore. Also Newark Castle is supposedly haunted. And the fact it’s had bears and big cats in it in its history too makes it pretty crazy. by nitehawkxplode (Wed 15th Jan 2020 12:02pm)
  • I regularly tell them that I’m under 18. And then scream STRANGER if they question it. You wouldn’t think I’m a 30 year old man but here we are. by nitehawkxplode (Wed 15th Jan 2020 3:18pm)
  • Ive got a hammer and drill if you’ve got a fiver n a pint. by nitehawkxplode (Wed 15th Jan 2020 5:35pm)
  • MIBBI IF YE HAVE A JOBBY MARTIN YER MAW CAN WIPE YER ARSE FOR YE MARTIN! Side note: McGhees empire biscuits are the best I’ve had so far. by nitehawkxplode (Wed 15th Jan 2020 9:04pm)
  • DID AH GET GROGGER ON YE?! by nitehawkxplode (Wed 15th Jan 2020 9:31pm)
  • Co-ops too. by nitehawkxplode (Wed 15th Jan 2020 10:56pm)
  • Is it cause I’m here? The infection cleared up I told ye! by nitehawkxplode (Thu 16th Jan 2020 8:53pm)
  • The ultimo munchie box. FAE BOABY SPICE https://youtu.be/gd44JZsPrkc by nitehawkxplode (Sat 18th Jan 2020 6:26pm)
  • When I was young the weans just put bricks under the wheels. by nitehawkxplode (Sun 19th Jan 2020 10:02pm)
  • Fuck off I’m on the night shift. by nitehawkxplode (Tue 21st Jan 2020 9:16pm)
  • I fucking LOVE Amyl n the Sniffers but fuck the rest of them. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 23rd Jan 2020 7:00pm)
  • Turquoise behind Crystal Palace! by nitehawkxplode (Fri 24th Jan 2020 10:35am)
  • Shell Garage let’s you park up for 15mins too. I’ve picked people up there for years. by nitehawkxplode (Mon 27th Jan 2020 8:31pm)
  • Rock n Roll. They have excellent residents and guest artists. Cubb’s been my boy for the last 2👌🏻 by nitehawkxplode (Wed 29th Jan 2020 5:50pm)
  • I can’t believe you’re actually asking this. Get her Costco cake or the mini cakes. And thank me later ;) by nitehawkxplode (Thu 30th Jan 2020 9:35pm)
  • Ye going on a school trip? by nitehawkxplode (Thu 6th Feb 2020 7:35pm)
  • The flat itself was ok. 2 bed, decent living room and reasonable bathroom. Just the council decided to stick all the junkies in the empty flats. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 20th Feb 2020 4:23pm)
  • I stayed here as a boy. The 2nd blue doorway on bottom left, the window just before it was our kitchen. Moved when my dad caught two boys dealing under the window. Lovely place. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 20th Feb 2020 4:22pm)
  • That’s no a washer. That’s just a coupling, that’s became uncoupled! by nitehawkxplode (Fri 28th Feb 2020 1:13pm)
  • Get yersel a bottle of dug by nitehawkxplode (Sun 8th Mar 2020 2:17pm)
  • Unconfirmed reports of him shouting “Shut it tadger” on the news by nitehawkxplode (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 10:20pm)
  • Boom boom boom, everybody say WAYHO by nitehawkxplode (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 9:13pm)
  • Ok Richie... by nitehawkxplode (Tue 7th Apr 2020 8:01am)
  • DIS IS HOW WE MAKE THE MOOOONSHINEEE by nitehawkxplode (Tue 12th May 2020 12:29pm)
  • Shut up Kris by nitehawkxplode (Sat 23rd May 2020 5:53pm)
  • He’s nowhere near Bernard Castle though by nitehawkxplode (Sun 31st May 2020 9:38am)
  • Two words: rat piss. One glug of that n you’ll be stone deid. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 18th Jun 2020 10:30am)
  • But once you drag the arse of yer wee dinghy over a jaggy shopping trolley you'll be drinking plenty. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 18th Jun 2020 1:13pm)
  • In case you think I’m being a cunt for no reason, it’s all explained in this archive footage. https://youtu.be/tho1UdNJj9U by nitehawkxplode (Thu 18th Jun 2020 1:15pm)
  • Although it’s a cesspit, I love the inside of the Counting House. And the old Glasgow Frankensteins outside is noice. by nitehawkxplode (Sun 28th Jun 2020 10:28pm)
  • Are you near Stevenson Street? by nitehawkxplode (Mon 6th Jul 2020 8:12am)
  • Get yer pots oot n make yer own! by nitehawkxplode (Wed 22nd Jul 2020 4:58pm)
  • Or doon the botanical gardens🤷🏻‍♀️ by nitehawkxplode (Wed 22nd Jul 2020 5:36pm)
  • Barry is that you?! by nitehawkxplode (Fri 24th Jul 2020 1:58pm)
  • https://youtu.be/eRXyYuslTfg by nitehawkxplode (Fri 31st Jul 2020 2:36pm)
  • Junkies, hoors, murderers, beggars. Aye it wiz the cooncil, 1975... by nitehawkxplode (Wed 26th Aug 2020 5:03pm)
  • Da... wur we up ae tap ae at Finneston cran the other night...? by nitehawkxplode (Thu 27th Aug 2020 9:07am)
  • Da, gonnae just listen by nitehawkxplode (Thu 27th Aug 2020 11:32am)
  • Great Western Road in between botanical gardens and Anniesland Cross by any chance? by nitehawkxplode (Fri 28th Aug 2020 11:44am)
  • Funny, they don’t advertise having an outdoor pool by nitehawkxplode (Fri 28th Aug 2020 11:49am)
  • UP IN THE HOASPITAL INFIRMAREEEEEE by nitehawkxplode (Fri 28th Aug 2020 1:10pm)
  • So you’ve stayed in every room aye? by nitehawkxplode (Fri 4th Sep 2020 10:20am)
  • I deffo did have a room with a bathroom separate to the bedroom that most certainly had a window facing ootside by nitehawkxplode (Fri 4th Sep 2020 12:28pm)
  • I’ve stayed in there and the bathrooms definitely do have windows by nitehawkxplode (Fri 4th Sep 2020 12:27pm)
  • DONT, and I repeat DO NOT, put your dick in it. But if you feel the urge to, record it for the rest of us. by nitehawkxplode (Fri 4th Sep 2020 3:41pm)
  • Cause it included the reg by nitehawkxplode (Thu 17th Sep 2020 9:20am)
  • I’m currently at work but I’ll let you know later;) by nitehawkxplode (Fri 2nd Oct 2020 3:07pm)
  • Luddite mate? More like fuddite. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 15th Oct 2020 8:49pm)
  • I like by nitehawkxplode (Thu 22nd Oct 2020 9:09am)
  • Try looking for a Baynes Bakers. One out in Tollcross. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 29th Oct 2020 6:01pm)
  • Greggs is for scum. Baynes is the upper class bakers;) by nitehawkxplode (Fri 30th Oct 2020 1:27pm)
  • See if Barr’s came out n said “right fuck it, we’re putting the sugar back in, gonna be an extra 10p a can but” not one single person would complain. by nitehawkxplode (Fri 30th Oct 2020 2:55pm)
  • I have lived here all my life. Areas up the hill like Slamueir and Devol are perfectly fine. Same with Streets like Marloch, Auchenbothie etc. Let’s face it, everywhere in Scotland has its bad areas, but Port Glasgow still has safe ones. by nitehawkxplode (Sun 1st Nov 2020 9:04pm)
  • It’s like a shite Falls/Shankill Road mural by nitehawkxplode (Tue 17th Nov 2020 8:22pm)
  • Aye, it wiz the cooncil, 1978... by nitehawkxplode (Tue 24th Nov 2020 6:09pm)
  • Why is this even a question? COSTCO CAKE by nitehawkxplode (Fri 4th Dec 2020 7:22pm)
  • Deedee?! by nitehawkxplode (Sun 20th Dec 2020 8:32am)
  • Ha pebble dash man. Wee mad mental pebbles runnin aboot. by nitehawkxplode (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 10:13am)
  • Was fucking chasing me on way to Chapelton this morn. by nitehawkxplode (Wed 30th Dec 2020 12:08pm)
  • That boy at Timpsons is getting kicked square in the nuts by nitehawkxplode (Mon 4th Jan 2021 5:38pm)
  • Sorry lads, link [here](https://twitter.com/kevin_motion/status/1348571171629969408?s=21) by nitehawkxplode (Mon 11th Jan 2021 2:00pm)
  • Oh aye for sure by nitehawkxplode (Mon 11th Jan 2021 2:41pm)
  • Is he back?! I spend two days in one of my buildings in the toon that faces sauchihall n that’s all he played. Like he’d start another song then just go back to that. by nitehawkxplode (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 1:29pm)
  • I know a lot of folk hate it but I liked Pizza Punks in the city centre💁🏻‍♀️ by nitehawkxplode (Sat 13th Feb 2021 5:50pm)
  • I don’t know why people are downvoting you when you’re just giving info and opinion🤷🏻‍♀️ by nitehawkxplode (Sun 14th Feb 2021 8:11am)
  • Fucking hate the things by nitehawkxplode (Thu 18th Feb 2021 6:25pm)
  • Tough. Said it anyway. So yeah, JOG ON by nitehawkxplode (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 8:40pm)
  • It’s just the one swan actually by nitehawkxplode (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 8:40pm)
  • There’s a BBQ joint on the royal mile in edinburger that had AMAZING burnt ends. Failing that, buy yourself a smoker n get to it. Got one last yer for £80 by nitehawkxplode (Sun 28th Mar 2021 5:38pm)
  • The rotunda was literally a rotating lift to the lower levels by nitehawkxplode (Wed 7th Apr 2021 4:59pm)
  • The amount of people I’ve almost hit cause they go in the third lane (to go into b&q) but then pull out onto the carriageway is insane. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 29th Apr 2021 6:32am)
  • What about traffic? Or the weather? by nitehawkxplode (Wed 12th May 2021 12:54pm)
  • Thank god, a competent reporter at last! by nitehawkxplode (Wed 12th May 2021 3:00pm)
  • WHAT KIND OF SNASH by nitehawkxplode (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 11:24pm)
  • HoW dOeS rAnGeRs No GeT a HoLiDaY by nitehawkxplode (Mon 21st Jun 2021 5:58am)
  • You can buy a tape deck with a usb n record from that by nitehawkxplode (Thu 1st Jul 2021 6:36pm)
  • Actual? by nitehawkxplode (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 2:38pm)
  • Story: Driving to work this morn and I see these lunatics crossing the road. After stopping and making sure they got out of the road safely they began walking down Douglas Lane. Whilst calling SSPCA I managed to keep them corralled in the parking area as best I could. THE SECOND I hang up on SSPCA, the mother decides “OH LOOK STAIRS!” and the little buggers walked up the stairs and out onto (I think) West Reagent Street. As I had to go to work I couldn’t chase them through the streets so just incase anyone seen them hopefully they managed to get them! by nitehawkxplode (Tue 6th Jul 2021 10:19am)
  • I stayed in Clune Park street/ Wallace street till I was 5/6. by nitehawkxplode (Tue 27th Jul 2021 4:19pm)
  • Did you mean decimalisation 👀 by nitehawkxplode (Tue 17th Aug 2021 6:44am)
  • Lived in Inverclyde all my days. It’s not as bad as everyone makes out. Like every town in every county it has it’s good bits and it’s bad bits. Don’t expect a great nightlife but yer only 30mins on the train the Glasgow so if ye want nights out then it’s not far. It’s one of the cheapest commuter towns because of its history but it’s also probably the best served transportation link possible with buses and trains readily available. However it floods near cappielow and becomes absolute gridlocked about 4 times a year. by nitehawkxplode (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 9:45am)
  • Deffo. Wouldn’t last 2 minutes in the Jimmy. by nitehawkxplode (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 11:53am)
  • I’ve got the Megabus before for like £1.50 return so check with them. Only takes an hour and drops you anywhere from hay market all way up to bus station by nitehawkxplode (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 2:05pm)
  • They have to manually reset them. One by one. I’m not joking. by nitehawkxplode (Tue 24th Aug 2021 5:30pm)
  • Change yer life mate by nitehawkxplode (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 12:03pm)
  • Newlands Bakery down south side is where I got a slab today! by nitehawkxplode (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 12:02pm)
  • See that’s when ye get staff that don’t know what they’re doing. That icing is like a glue! by nitehawkxplode (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 12:55pm)
  • What an absolute boot. Side note: I just scranned a slice in the works car park beside the motor with 0 shame. People would understand if they had it. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 2:57pm)
  • This was years ago but it was the one beside the Londis at Boglestone by nitehawkxplode (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 7:13pm)
  • THE RAT PISS! One glug of that n ye’ll be stone deid. by nitehawkxplode (Tue 7th Sep 2021 1:03pm)
  • Inverclyde! 30min train commute and cheap as chips rent. For £1k a month you could get a belter of a house here! by nitehawkxplode (Wed 8th Sep 2021 8:24pm)
  • Worked in Johnstone for 5 years in a bookies so I got all the good gossip. Like one comment above said, up towards the station and Elderslie is the best place. Spateston seemed to be where all the junkies got moved to cause they’d always moan how they got caught on the train from Milliken Park. Town centres even more of a shithole now but you have a Morrison’s, home bargains, lidl and aldi. Even got two different petrol stations either end of the town. by nitehawkxplode (Fri 17th Sep 2021 8:08am)
  • Smelt a smelly smell on the non SECC side of the squinty bridge this morning by nitehawkxplode (Fri 24th Sep 2021 6:10pm)
  • Paisley to Newton Mearns cause I couldn’t be arsed with two trains. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 28th Oct 2021 1:26pm)
  • Junkies, hoors, murderers, beggars. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 20th Jan 2022 7:12pm)
  • Glasgow is one of the easiest places to commute to. Inverclyde has a wide variety of house prices and the train takes you straight into the city centre. Don’t let people put you off by saying places are rough etc, everywhere has its rough and good parts🤷🏻‍♀️ by nitehawkxplode (Sat 12th Mar 2022 11:46am)
  • Was it Solid? I got chucked out cause I was wearing trackies. Even though I had a large blue Mohawk and carrying a big fuck off guitar case. Kicker was me n my band were only people in the place apart from one punter at the bar! by nitehawkxplode (Tue 28th Jun 2022 11:17pm)
  • This actual happened to a couple. And somehow made national news 🙄 by nitehawkxplode (Fri 1st Jul 2022 5:19pm)
  • Yarp. N they got taken backstage etc. usual pish. Probably had a tiktok series about the whole thing. I’m by nitehawkxplode (Fri 1st Jul 2022 5:37pm)
  • Seen what looked like 15yr old lassies in Primark tanning cans of Four Loko🤷🏻‍♀️ by nitehawkxplode (Fri 8th Jul 2022 4:04pm)
  • Stayed in a Clune Park Street as a boy. Mum n Dad lived in Wallace Street for about two years before I was born. It was fine until about 93/94 when my dad caught someone dealing underneath our kitchen window and needles in the back green where I used to play… so yeah it was and is a shit hole still. by nitehawkxplode (Wed 27th Jul 2022 3:47pm)
  • NAE FUCKIN CAIRDS?! by nitehawkxplode (Fri 5th Aug 2022 11:53am)
  • It’s a tartan tin, hard to miss. by nitehawkxplode (Mon 8th Aug 2022 9:03am)
  • Secret Scotland wiki is interesting. Was way better before flicker shut down thought cause it had pics of everything. by nitehawkxplode (Tue 16th Aug 2022 9:23am)
  • They’re talking about putting something nuclear there but I can’t mind what. I wish I was joking. by nitehawkxplode (Tue 16th Aug 2022 9:22am)
  • https://www.irvinetimes.com/news/19739740.north-ayrshire-nuclear-plant-takes-next-step-towards-thousands-jobs/ by nitehawkxplode (Tue 16th Aug 2022 9:51am)
  • NOW JACK IF YE NEED THE TOILET YEVE TAE SAY YE NEED THE TOILET! by nitehawkxplode (Sat 27th Aug 2022 7:36pm)
  • BURN MUTHAFUCKA, BURN by nitehawkxplode (Sun 16th Oct 2022 6:10pm)
  • Done this between 2015-2017. Clyde Marine and SSTG is your first start. They’re the companies that hire you for your training. I done the engineering route before dropping out just before my last phase. Message me if you need more details. by nitehawkxplode (Sun 30th Oct 2022 6:09pm)
  • Just don’t go to Broons. Last time I was in Broons somebody got stabbed. by nitehawkxplode (Sat 5th Nov 2022 1:25pm)
  • [I know it’s cheeky eh…](https://youtu.be/P6kZU5GJiME) by nitehawkxplode (Thu 1st Dec 2022 3:19pm)
  • My poor child. Such is a comedy of like we’ll never see again. Milk, lemonade, chocolate. by nitehawkxplode (Thu 1st Dec 2022 6:31pm)
  • My record is 174 rings between 0800 and 0847. It's a fucking joke. by nitehawkxplode (Mon 30th Jan 2023 4:48pm)
  • Barnbrock Farm near Lochwinnoch has wig wams which is basically a wooden tent with an electric heater. by nitehawkxplode (Wed 8th Feb 2023 8:36pm)
  • Mighty vape. Life changer. by nitehawkxplode (Mon 20th Feb 2023 11:55am)
  • I don't have mighty+ money😭 by nitehawkxplode (Mon 20th Feb 2023 5:31pm)
  • Cathouse also has Hellbent. by nitehawkxplode (Fri 17th Mar 2023 10:23am)
  • Shut up, dick by nitehawkxplode (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 8:42pm)
  • I prefer a good toalie rather than jobbie by nitehawkxplode (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 8:13pm)
  • NICE HAIR. by nitehawkxplode (Sun 30th Apr 2023 4:23pm)
  • Naw talking to you talking tae yer hamster by nitehawkxplode (Sun 30th Apr 2023 5:50pm)
  • that guy died at the end by nitehawkxplode (Mon 1st May 2023 8:38am)
  • The Kelvin's clean, there's trout in there! by nitehawkxplode (Mon 1st May 2023 2:03pm)
  • ITS THE CIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LAAAAAAAAYYYYFFFFF by nitehawkxplode (Thu 11th May 2023 6:34pm)
  • My god they're still going?! This shop helped me transition from a normal, well adjusted 13yr old to a goff in just three easy t-shirt purchases 😂 by nitehawkxplode (Tue 16th May 2023 1:34pm)
  • Came here to say this. One glug n they're stinte deid. by nitehawkxplode (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 5:50pm)
  • Clune Park ya fanny, clune braes a hill. by nitehawkxplode (Sat 29th Jul 2023 3:00pm)
  • Alright Jim, calm down by nitehawkxplode (Fri 25th Aug 2023 3:02am)
  • Nah man well before bebo. Might've been just before if not the same time as Myspace too. by nitehawkxplode (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 7:41pm)
  • Christ was that no the one the boys from paisley got done for being pedos? by nitehawkxplode (Mon 23rd Oct 2023 8:01pm)
  • WE HAVE A WINNER! by nitehawkxplode (Tue 24th Oct 2023 5:57am)