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  • DELETED The beggars at the entrance aren't Bulgarian I think they're Slovakian. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 1st Oct 2021 7:43am)
  • That's exactly what I mean. They're berries but I'm sure too idk. Tasty!! by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 6:39pm)
  • Wash ur arse hole. Solid advice for every cunt cos some smelly cunts clearly don't do it. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 6:38pm)
  • Nah I make a conserted effort to get ones higher up n into the Bush need to be a fucking antelope or that to pish on them when I get them!!! by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 6:38pm)
  • Hunners of bushes and clearly I make a food effort to not go for anything that could possibly be DUG PISH berries knwo what I mean you stick to a detain height say 5ft and above and go into the Bush not on the edge. Soem absolute belter tonight there massive. Good stuff. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 6:36pm)
  • Aye fuck it. Good for your immunity never bothered me wen I was young makes you strong. Caveman type mentality by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 6:35pm)
  • Aye. Wit? It's a take the piss oot a cunt for eatin fruit? Fuck sake. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 9:06pm)
  • Bus at 12.49 and you're meant to be in your words, ready to start 11 mins later at 13.00. They might be an utter shite company, but this one is on you. Leave at 1200, 1215, get an earlier bus. You're saying if the bus was what, 2 mins late you're starting to get a sweat on and fear being late? Grow up. It's a bus not a chauffeur driver ride to your work. Come into the real world and out of the clouds. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 4th Oct 2021 8:43pm)
  • You said you start at 1300 by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 4th Oct 2021 8:47pm)
  • you realise he's not doing that cos he's skint don't you ? Or are you meaning to be daft? It's called heroin addiction and it doesn't make it right, but to assume it's cos people are skint is fuckin daft. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 4th Oct 2021 10:06pm)
  • This is why we have a drug epidemic. Cos folk think it's a choice. Wake up and just decide fuck it, I'm gonnae inject today. That's how it works aye. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 4th Oct 2021 10:57pm)
  • Thank fuck I don't know you never mind be your mate. Imagine being your pal and they come to you with a major drug problem they've been hiding for years. Great stuff, there's you "Durrrr don't do it, it's easy just don't do it Durrrr" Fanny. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 4th Oct 2021 11:33pm)
  • Anything slightly against the worldview of the folk on here gets you loads of downvotes. Happy to keep taking them. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 5th Oct 2021 1:17am)
  • You're meaning to tell me the president of America doesn't trust his life to police Scotland. I am. Shocked. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 5th Oct 2021 5:42pm)
  • No way that's the name of it. I prefer the Abortion Aquadrome in Renfrew. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 5th Oct 2021 5:48pm)
  • Zero reason to not eat colour (they use powder colour) I mean, it literally doesn't have any effect on the taste or quality of the food. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 8th Oct 2021 12:44am)
  • On the expressway? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 9th Oct 2021 9:29am)
  • Ad get the bus by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 9th Oct 2021 9:29am)
  • As someone already said, go right ahead, good luck but make sure she's prepared for it to taste manky, cos it's fuckin boggin. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 16th Oct 2021 11:23am)
  • Takis are class. Although, they're Asian and I'm sure you can get them from the Asian type stores extremely cheap (catering to Chinese Japanese Korean students) by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 16th Oct 2021 1:16pm)
  • Noted. Noted. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 16th Oct 2021 1:15pm)
  • Nah I'm not. You're a fanny but. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 16th Oct 2021 1:15pm)
  • This. Saw happy hippos a £1 and directly next door they're selling em £4 a pack the public are morons if they buy that. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 16th Oct 2021 5:08pm)
  • Ingredients 3 ak47s 2 ar15s 1 glock Damn u America!!!! by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 16th Oct 2021 5:08pm)
  • I'm a fuckin idiot you're right. Viva LA mecico by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 16th Oct 2021 5:07pm)
  • I'm thinking they rely solely on kids that are a fuckin nightmare and won't stfu until their maw buys them something. Societal issues at play here over fuckin reeses pieces jesus wept. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 16th Oct 2021 5:10pm)
  • *chokes back vitriol* aye, great memories eh. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 7:49am)
  • Not currently. We (Pollok) beat then 2 0 recently at their place and I'd say they had 150 fans if that. Not as well supported as in times past. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 7:54am)
  • Ur in the southside POLLOK FC. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 7:52am)
  • Thanks we won 4 0 so absolutely, brilliant day. Now it's just about getting to next Saturday and keeping positive. Non fitba days are hard bit!! by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 7:52am)
  • Aye, as others have said junior is just another word for part time or amateur rather than the players being young. We regularly in fact get goalies in their mid 40s in the juniors by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 7:51am)
  • I upvoted cos it's a nice subtle joke only Pollok fans or folk who don't like Pollok fans would get. It does annoy us at pollock grrrr by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 7:58am)
  • You'll find beers for sale at 50% approx of junior teams. A lot have a bar or club attached or inside. Troon, Rossvale, Vale of Clyde, Benburb. Just a few off top of head that do beers. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 7:57am)
  • Indeed mate. Classic wee junior Park. 1st time I'd been today (Cup game for Pollok). Magnificent set up. You can just tell the love that committee and fans have for the area and club. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 7:55am)
  • Junior is very much name only at this point which is why I used amateur instead. I think we're all darvel Pollok etc) considered "part time" probably. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 8:47am)
  • All that is true but to call Clydebank "one of the most impressive fan bases in junior football" is just factually nonsense. Same fans who abuse every single ref if yous lose. Same fans who let your club die. Aye brilliant fans Clydebank. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 8:46am)
  • Glasgow taxis Ltd (hacks) have seen a similar drop in driver numbers. None of yer less drastic assertion, its drastic over there. FYI. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 8:59am)
  • Isn't it just standard practise to stay with ur drink? I'm not being a dick I'm just wondering logistically how you could get spiked just stay with drink in hand or, drink it before u even leave the bar (shorts, shots etc) by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:06pm)
  • That's the entire point I'm afraid. Hiw about knowing people are horrible cunts and the world is full of rapists and just know that, work with that, and stay with ur damn drink. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:10pm)
  • Injection to where? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:23pm)
  • Dads shouldn't tell their kids to stay with their drinks and be aware of getting spiked? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 1:23pm)
  • I think Talbot might beat yeez to that but good luck, Mon the Glen's. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 17th Oct 2021 3:06pm)
  • He might just be friendly and fancy you I'd get a guy to start answering ur door for u if you can. He'll leave you alone then I think. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 18th Oct 2021 12:17pm)
  • I didn't say it was appropriate, but no crime has been commited here. The guy might just think he's being nice. If the OP can't tell him to fuck off and leave her alone (as I'm assuming she can't from the post) then I just suggested the next best thing imo. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 18th Oct 2021 3:13pm)
  • I'll dm u later! %! %! by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 18th Oct 2021 5:23pm)
  • It seems like it does but tell me the crime? by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 18th Oct 2021 5:24pm)
  • One minute you're standing oot side greggs waiting on a sausage roll, next minute you're in a pit of fire and despair and they don't even have sausage rolls. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 18th Oct 2021 7:05pm)
  • His role model might have been Ted bundy tbf. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 19th Oct 2021 3:28pm)
  • Who the fuck spells Glasgow wrong twice in the same paragraph. It auto corrects, it's literally harder to spell it glashow. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 19th Oct 2021 3:27pm)
  • Pretty valid aye. Essentially anyone who's anyone worth killing in world affairs will be there. Just avoid the city centre and crowds for two weeks? That's my plan anyway with my kid. by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 20th Oct 2021 9:31am)
  • Scunnered as fuck but nothing to do with property market just, in general. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 6:06pm)
  • Imagine choosing to give a fuck about other folks faces and what they wear on them. Ride. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 7:16pm)
  • You've said something SLIGHTLY negative against BLM and gotten upvotes. On the Glasgow reddit. Absolutely wild scenes. Well done indeed. A one off I'm sure!! by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 25th Oct 2021 8:23pm)
  • Exactly. Another to add to the list of invented problems people make up to make themselves feel hard done by. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 26th Oct 2021 9:12am)
  • I'm on the fence about racism in Glasgow anaw. In a way. I don't think the issue is big here. Certainly not as much of a societal problem as it's made out. We have the laws and systems in place to jail folk for it. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 26th Oct 2021 9:27am)
  • Same. Some people just want to watch the world burn. I'm one of them. by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 27th Oct 2021 11:03pm)
  • I just wanted to know once you're diagnosed with adhd what are the meds they, out you on called? Thanks. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 1st Nov 2021 2:49pm)
  • Cool thanks. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 1st Nov 2021 3:05pm)
  • Never seen boys oot enjoying the fireworks n general tomfoolery. Ya fuckin boring cunt. Leave them alone. Mad weirdo filming the local youth you're worth watching ya cock. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 6th Nov 2021 2:53pm)
  • This 100% that's not a bridie you've described that's far from it. A bridie is a bridie fuck sake leave it alone. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 6th Nov 2021 2:55pm)
  • Cheers for that input. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 6th Nov 2021 4:22pm)
  • Triggered over yer maw by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 6th Nov 2021 4:22pm)
  • 1st time a lot of these have felt running water since the mid 00s. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 6th Nov 2021 4:34pm)
  • The 29th of yer maw. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 6th Nov 2021 4:52pm)
  • If you can stop capitalism i'll be mighty impressed. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 12th Nov 2021 1:02am)
  • damaging someone's property cos you don't agree with the purchase they made is ok aye? Fucking hell grow the fuck up you retard. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 12th Nov 2021 1:13am)
  • It's this then it'll be cutting break cables etc. These anarchist climate fucks can fuck off and leave folks stuff alone. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 12th Nov 2021 6:36am)
  • There's a wee hidden gem "the criterion" Trust. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 12th Nov 2021 9:38am)
  • AM I GAMMON NOW DADDY by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 12th Nov 2021 9:49am)
  • Too kind by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 12th Nov 2021 9:51am)
  • Silverburn. Just anywhere that's not Barrhead really. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 16th Nov 2021 7:45pm)
  • It's full of junkies aka arthurlie fans. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 16th Nov 2021 8:47pm)
  • *Pollok fan. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 16th Nov 2021 8:56pm)
  • Naeborrataw by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 16th Nov 2021 9:00pm)
  • Did you see if they wanted to maybe see a different culture while travelling rather than their own? Can't think of anything worse than going to Nigeria n ma pal searching for a British pub. Shudder. by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 17th Nov 2021 2:57pm)
  • At that time a black cab. As others have said, I don't advocate for them when it's busy after 8am but at that time. They'll show up. Number, 01414297070 by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 17th Nov 2021 3:43pm)
  • You can actually literally know the price for all airport hires with a black cab, they all have a fixed price depending on district. £28 from town currently for example. by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 17th Nov 2021 4:55pm)
  • Aye every single one of them is rude. Is that seriously a question you've asked here? Get a grip. There's rude people in all jobs just get on with it. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 18th Nov 2021 3:49pm)
  • Let me know if you find somewhere my kid is 6 and would like this also. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 18th Nov 2021 5:05pm)
  • Don't expand this is a fact and people need to know it. Give anyone you want money, but don't be fooled into thinking your money is keeping them in accommodation. When it's just not. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 18th Nov 2021 9:10pm)
  • Aye cos it's the dugs fault fuck sake Grow up, approach the owner and tell him to get a grip of his dog. Or just move on. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 19th Nov 2021 11:07pm)
  • Candy bheasts!! %! % by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 20th Nov 2021 3:46pm)
  • Depends. If they look 16,17 and they don't want a ridiculously weird order, aye. If they look young no. Or if they want 13 cans of dragon soop all different flavours etc. No. A basic order fine. Did it myself when I was younger, its part of growing up, in this city anyway. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 20th Nov 2021 11:15pm)
  • Yer maws a wit? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 21st Nov 2021 1:28am)
  • Art galleries. Take yer pick. Get a train to Balloch, or any random wee place u think would be nice, and just walk a big loop as long as u like it's beautiful. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 21st Nov 2021 1:31am)
  • Keep booping dugs noses and getting fresh air. End of the day, fresh air is better than no air. Tomorrow is always better, the world wants you to give in, keep fighting it'll get better pal x by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 21st Nov 2021 2:35pm)
  • Didn't like his latest album. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 21st Nov 2021 5:30pm)
  • Ah, the paedos choice of pub. Interesting. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 21st Nov 2021 7:04pm)
  • Aye just as others said, ask them directly are they OK and what you could do, if anything, to help. Just say u noticed they've been down or whatever to initiate it. They could obviously just be being dramatic as teens can be, but it's best to ask in case. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 12:23am)
  • And all the shoes say I'm Pretty shite for a missing shoe by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 28th Nov 2021 7:53am)
  • The admiral on waterloo st had wee booths with tellies when i was in there last a few months ago. bell them . by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 11:22am)
  • The arcade "closed" in about 2005. Ignore this snarky comment. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 7:38pm)
  • It's been shite for years with hardly fuck all in it. What u fucking talking about ya ride? by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 7:46pm)
  • Zzz. Get to bed. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 8:07pm)
  • Is there a wee heat in that while going 2mph. Perfect. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 7th Dec 2021 9:50am)
  • Yous are fuckin mental ffs shitting outside is madness. It's a last resort for me n yous are out there seeking out the best shit spots. What a world. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 9th Dec 2021 4:48pm)
  • Wonder if the nazis ever used mandates to get what they wanted. Oh wait. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:24pm)
  • Foggy as fuck tonight in castlemilk. Just normal fog mind you, no one dying etc. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:22pm)
  • Aye lots of death due to it so far eh. Loads. Or none. Can't mind which. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:21pm)
  • This is a march against vaccine passports. Explain the racism element? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:20pm)
  • Lol "I don't agree with you, you're not allowed a flag" Quality rhetoric. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:19pm)
  • Honkhonk by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:29pm)
  • "these folk think different from me, I prayed they'll die" Lovely stuff. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:29pm)
  • Extremely tolerant the left. Always said it. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:28pm)
  • So supportive of the right to protest. Class act really all round tbh. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:28pm)
  • People don't agree with me, I hope someone hits them with shite. The tolerant left are class btw. class by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:27pm)
  • A mask outside aye? Show me the science. Show it to me now. Show me the wearing a mask outside is good against covid science. LINK IT NOWWWWW by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:26pm)
  • It's about covid passports the two points aren't even related you're as bad as the idiot who wrote "racists" lol like, make a fuckin relevant point fuck sake by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:25pm)
  • You believe in the same shite but reversed. Why you correct? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:33pm)
  • So historical facts are racist? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:32pm)
  • Lot of folk calling you a sheep? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:29pm)
  • Nah I know, but look at it from the middle point of view right. You're trusting science. They're trusting their Facebook meta verse walls. Who's winning? Big pharma. Who works for them? The science and the Facebook mob. Isn't it all just the same shite meant to divide so they make a profit? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:49pm)
  • Just normal folk, exercising a human right. Only a twisted mind would read their own politics into it and come out with this view. So sad. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:47pm)
  • Jokes about fog? Know how many folk die in car accidents in fog? Sick. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:51pm)
  • The stupid side is both sides depending on who you ask. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 18th Dec 2021 6:25pm)
  • Aka dressing gown. Aka goonie Aka bathrobe Aka hoosecoat by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 20th Dec 2021 5:34pm)
  • Thanks I will head m n s as most said by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 20th Dec 2021 7:39pm)
  • Thanks I will head m n s as most said by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 20th Dec 2021 7:39pm)
  • Thanks I will head m n s as most said. Appreciate the glowing review hope ur keeping well vis a vis hospitals etc. Ta. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 20th Dec 2021 7:41pm)
  • Interesting didn't think they sold things like that I will take a look ta by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 20th Dec 2021 7:40pm)
  • Thanks I will head m n s as most said by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 20th Dec 2021 7:39pm)
  • Username is a lie. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 21st Dec 2021 1:58am)
  • Non alcoholics? by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 21st Dec 2021 7:32am)
  • Any run by non Christians mate. So. Any Indian. Any Chinese. Etc etc... Just eat looks the same on the 8th of October as it does on 25th Dec. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 21st Dec 2021 7:38am)
  • Just. It's in the taste. It's just a shitty taste. I don't know how to describe it. So I use my mates description "this pint tastes lit am drinkin a stale fart" by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 21st Dec 2021 7:35am)
  • Nah I agree I'm the same. Canny leave anything in my hoose. Advocaat? I'll tan it. Fuckin midori? Geez it. Yolo. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 21st Dec 2021 8:15am)
  • Bit pissed off to report they both (John Lewis and Marks) don't do anything over an xl size in house coats which is a female size 16 to 18, so not exactly the comfort and vibe I was wanting. I've been pointed towards these "oodie" big blanket type things....they look massive as hell and seem to get glowing reviews. Pricey but. Glowing. Minefield this. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 21st Dec 2021 9:14am)
  • I've heard good things but even if you buy them 2 at a time they're near on £60 I didn't know if it was a bit steep. I then stumbled into a similar one called kuddly and they're similar priced but folk saying even better than oodie. It's been a night of discovery in towled housewear for me tbh. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 21st Dec 2021 9:11am)
  • Jackie bird. loads of cheese and too much lager. by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 10:36pm)
  • You also. Tennents is decent but I've become borderline alcoholic over the pandemic so it'll be something a wee bit stronger for me. Something Polish. Likely above 7% abv. Gutrot basically. Something with a kick by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 10:48pm)
  • I'm just a nosey cunt. What do you do? I pay first bus £115 for a 10 week ticket. £11.50 a week for unlimited travel. That's as cheap as I can get it. I heard you mention mcgills though, and if you use multiple companies buses you won't get cheaper than a zonecard. by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 11:39pm)
  • Utter bollocks. "if u disagree you've never had good fish and chips" fuckin listen to yourself man for fuck sake by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 27th Dec 2021 10:51am)
  • What does he drink to keep himself so skinny? by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 30th Dec 2021 1:28pm)
  • I'll add my fave, Kingdom of Scotland - romeo Taylor by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 31st Dec 2021 9:06am)
  • Never break a fat girls heart. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 31st Dec 2021 5:15pm)
  • Punk IPA alc free tastes exactly the same as the normal stuff. A review by me, an alcoholic by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 2:17pm)
  • Why do you think anyone will do anything with no evidence? That's how it works. You need evidence. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 6th Jan 2022 10:18pm)
  • On today. FOOTBALL Pollok v Bonnyton WOSFL PREMIER DIVISION 13.30KO Newlandsfield Park. G43. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 8th Jan 2022 8:24am)
  • Buy a new bag. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 8th Jan 2022 8:23am)
  • Used to take a train every day one stop from bridgeton to Dalmarnock (I was lazy, so fuck) for work. Ticket guy used to hate me. He'd come right up to me immediately demanding a ticket I'd say I've not got one and I'm off at the next stop, and there's just fuck all he could do but get furious. He actually phoned the polis a few times while I was with him to report me, but by the time he's said one or two lines I was already off the train. Cunt. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 8th Jan 2022 9:45pm)
  • Go a big walk n enjoy the peace n quiet. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 9th Jan 2022 10:36pm)
  • Aye I realise this is the way it would be if I complained, It just makes me wonder why no one was showed up at their office and caused a lot of shit. ​ I'm decently mild mannered in my old age, but it's the most infuriating thing when they lie on the app and the bus shows like it's coming etc. Anyway ta. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 8:40am)
  • not very convenient as i'm sadly perma banned on twitter. they hate the word cunt. who woulda knew. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 8:46am)
  • I think what I'm gonnae do is actually use this as a final push to get my arse walking in to work most days. It's pissing me off that much i think that's the next step. It's about a 60mins - 70 mins walk so i'm gonnae time it properly tomorrow see how long it takes etc. First bus might make me lose a few stone this year for sure. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 9:28am)
  • I'm not in a wheelchair and have no disabilities but this post is fucking excellent and I just learned a lot from u. Appreciate it by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 10:07am)
  • What worry do you have ? If the pub's open you'll get in. You need to wear a mask to get into most pubs until you sit down. ​ That's about it. what else could be an issue ? by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 10:19am)
  • if it's meant to be 6 max just walk in 6 max, and then the rest follow . No one if gonnae challenge you. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 10:34am)
  • Cool, did they post this on site or anything do u know? That makes sense I just wish I knew about that. Nothing in the app etc to say it. Thanks. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 12:23pm)
  • It was actually a series of short bans which added up to a perma ban. I was on my account for 11 years and they banned me a week here and there over the years for menial shit, then nuked me for saying cunt. That's just the facts. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 12:46pm)
  • The plot thickens. Very confusing I think we can all agree. Not the best communicators. They just need to put on the app CANCELLED and I'd actually be happy to know it wasn't coming so I didn't wait on a phantom ghost bus. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 12:45pm)
  • I'm hearing about making a charge back is a good option, I suppose I'd just do that in the branch directly? I don't think I could do that via my banking app. Cheers. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 12:51pm)
  • Defo the exception. Weird folk gonnae exist pandemic or not eh! by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 1:08pm)
  • Great advice n thanks a lot by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 1:53pm)
  • That'll be one for the police getting hit by a bus mate. Why would u contact the bus company? The polis. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 4:54pm)
  • If you own a bar and want restrictions that's called, a cuck. Govern me harder Boris daddy. Fuckin losers. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 4:52pm)
  • With covid about? You're like the owner of bucks bar with that chat. No ta. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 4:55pm)
  • Well I'm glad u didn't get hurt badly at least that's something positive. Cheers and good luck by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 5:06pm)
  • Drivers are all off with covid isolation issues. Plus I posted the fuck them post earlier at 7am. Got to be early to claim it 😂😂😭 by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 5:38pm)
  • They're running a Saturday timetable for rest of the month. Honestly see my post earlier loads of info on it I learned today. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 5:46pm)
  • Aw pure belter man pure buckled here. Fuckin ride. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 13th Jan 2022 6:35pm)
  • Aye 4yrs ain't helping so, let's make is longer. Fuck sake man 😭😭 by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 14th Jan 2022 11:58am)
  • I'd bag it and post it through his letterbox. Pretty sure he'd get the message after that? by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 14th Jan 2022 12:26pm)
  • I'm sorry to say it then but unless you can get someone to help you you're gonna need to deal with it yourself by being much more aggressive and telling the guy consequences will follow if he doesn't pick it up. If you can bag it, maybe, put it on a stick and chuck it at his windows? I'm being serious. The guy is obviously just not going to do it, you've asked, he assumes you'll take care of it. Make him regret his "shitty" attitude and behaviour. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 14th Jan 2022 12:32pm)
  • 0141 429 7070 Glasgow taxis. Fixed price to airport is £24 (from memory) at most £26. They'll confirm when u call them. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 14th Jan 2022 6:20pm)
  • Must have been pretty far East then fair enough. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 14th Jan 2022 7:00pm)
  • People are saying staff shortages, but that wouldn't mean the letter your work set you would be returned undelived , that means someone supposedly tried and failed to deliver it would it not ? So it's a bit confusing. contact either your postie , or the delivery office and ask them what's up. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 5:52pm)
  • hmm yes. interesting indeed. thanks a lot. I reckon the ebike seems more up my street from what i'm seeing so far here. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 6:19pm)
  • nice thought this, any idea what kinda brands folk are saying are good etc ? my main worry is buying a heap of shite cos they talk the talk, i want to hear from folk who've experience on them. appreciate it. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 6:19pm)
  • solid thanks. I wasn't actually 100% on the legality to be honest. I have read the other link posted here with interest cheers. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 6:18pm)
  • yeah im hearing an ebike is a good option, im going to look into it more. thanks by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 6:20pm)
  • yeah im hearing an ebike is a good option, im going to look into it more. thanks by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 6:20pm)
  • Nice thanks. I work in a wee small office but I'll look into this cycle to work stuff I'm hearing about,, never even thought about it. Thanks again good stuff for me to think on. Ta. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 6:28pm)
  • Lazyness issues really. I've tried it about 4 separate times n it always ends up rusting in the verandah mate. I have loads of hills at my bit. Although I'm seeing an ebike is a valid alternative so I'm currently looking into that. Ta. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 6:48pm)
  • Right that's interesting then. Cos obviously I was seeing it said sign up as employee / employer. So a one off would be ideal, I'm probably the only one who would ever use it. Defo got me thinking about it a lot, thanks again. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 6:45pm)
  • Superb. Good info thanks. I appreciate this by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 6:53pm)
  • Aye I read this earlier when someone else linked it. Very much hope they're legalised soon also, but I'm also hearing from mates who own them that the chances of being done for anything or even stopped is almost 0 if u just don't rip about on main rds etc. Not sure if this differs by area postcode etc. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 7:15pm)
  • Honestly not being funny, but I don't drive. How would that work re points etc? Just a fine? by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 7:32pm)
  • i'm defo in two minds between the scooter and an ebike, just cos the legal side of thing. but this is a good point. thanks by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 7:39pm)
  • Thanks for the info. Looking into the ebike for sure. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 8:29pm)
  • The idea of going to a physical store is perfect for me so I think I'll make a wee trip up Maryhill on my day off this week. Thanks again for info. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 8:28pm)
  • True. I'm brainless enough as it is. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 9:09pm)
  • I'll give u 7/2 on the scooter (I'd keep the bike inside at all times so i'm on a winner here) :) :) by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 17th Jan 2022 11:53pm)
  • What happens if u eat a nut? Do u have one of them I'LL DIE situations or do u just feel a bit tingly? by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 19th Jan 2022 8:01pm)
  • The entire subway network reeks of it and I just don't understand it. The air once you reach a certain depth underground must just turn to shit. literally. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 24th Jan 2022 2:25pm)
  • What line of work u in mate? Emm. I study fart smells. Okkkk. 😂🤣 by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 24th Jan 2022 2:39pm)
  • All cities are. Humanity is full of filthy cunts. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 24th Jan 2022 3:58pm)
  • "male" is a red flag? Christ, how dare they be men eh. Disgusting that. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 24th Jan 2022 4:59pm)
  • Move then by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 24th Jan 2022 7:13pm)
  • If you don't enjoy it fuck off cunt. Thanks. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 24th Jan 2022 8:39pm)
  • Ur brain deed by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 25th Jan 2022 6:08am)
  • Wits a snoo? by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 25th Jan 2022 11:04am)
  • Paisley streets have been ruined since about 1943. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 25th Jan 2022 5:32pm)
  • We got ours off a girl "Burnside bakehouse" Google her. I can't vouch for 100 people worth of cake, but she did ours very well and the main point... The cake is DELICIOUS that's why I wanted her. I hate cake. So I wanted one I'd eat, and sure enough, we got a chocolate affair with all this mad cream etc it was class. Good luck. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 25th Jan 2022 6:55pm)
  • Arden is carrying a weapon and dealing eccies and grass to any cunt who wants them n he's red in the face n sweating like fuck wearing a fake canada goose jacket by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 28th Jan 2022 3:44pm)
  • Fuck up by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 28th Jan 2022 7:49pm)
  • I wanted to dm u to talk about psilocybin but I can't seem to? Can u dm me please. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 29th Jan 2022 5:39pm)
  • I like this version. But you're just guessin n talkin as much shite as the ones saying he's getting robbed ya fuckin ride by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 30th Jan 2022 8:51am)
  • You can't go wrong in solid. Going down the stairs in solid is great if you enjoy the stench of shit and sweat in ur nostrils so go there. Enjoy by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 30th Jan 2022 9:51am)
  • Och am neither up nor down on it. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 30th Jan 2022 11:11am)
  • Big pharma don't make much money from those deaths though so they'll never be discussed it doesn't fit anyone's agenda. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 30th Jan 2022 1:18pm)
  • I'll be honest. Car owners saying buses are the baddies really threw me off, like, are you kidding? Think they're trolling. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 30th Jan 2022 1:23pm)
  • You can just tell you researched this before posting. Great post. You'll still get some thick cunt saying ur wrong anaw. Class. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 30th Jan 2022 1:19pm)
  • Nah I've got 40 odd thousand karma I think. And I lose thousands a day talking to fuckin left wing extremists and wee hardmen on here. All good. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 30th Jan 2022 2:21pm)
  • It's no a fucking conspiracy ya dumb fuck. It's the truth and if u canny see that fine but you don't get to jsit randomly asset what cunts believe to be a conspiracy. Retard. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 30th Jan 2022 4:27pm)
  • Here the survey is a lot of fucking shite. You've framed this like religious idiots didn't like it. To any normal decent person a lot of it was inappropriate. Cheers. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 1st Feb 2022 8:23am)
  • Here you've fuckin roasted this person here btw. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 1st Feb 2022 8:21am)
  • Asking kids if they've been fucked up the arse. That's for perverts and serves no purpose in education. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 1st Feb 2022 5:17pm)
  • Wrongun. It's that simple. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 1st Feb 2022 7:02pm)
  • My city. What an atmosphere by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 9:08pm)
  • I haven't worn it for a few month. If some specifically asks me nicely I would wear one I keep in my pocket apart from that it's been fine. Hated them. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 7th Feb 2022 10:50am)
  • Are u white that's CULTURAL APPROPRIATION. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 7th Feb 2022 4:59pm)
  • Don't say facts on here you're about tae take 20 downvotes 😂 by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 7th Feb 2022 7:44pm)
  • Whole heartedly agree comrade. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 8th Feb 2022 7:59am)
  • Did u just assume that I assumed that? The reason I ask is no cunt fuckin asked you ya rat. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 8th Feb 2022 2:30pm)
  • Grass is always greener. Loads of shitey rough areas in every major city. Edinburgh and Glasgow both beautiful on their day in the right area etc. Pish other times. by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 9th Feb 2022 1:05pm)
  • Move ya ride. by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 9th Feb 2022 5:02pm)
  • The money was "just resting" in my account by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Feb 2022 8:38pm)
  • 👀 by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 13th Feb 2022 11:16pm)
  • It's the "ya fuckin parasite" bit for me. Beautiful. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 14th Feb 2022 11:38am)
  • Been with virgin since before they was a virgin. Never let me down. Good luck though. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 21st Feb 2022 5:04pm)
  • EXTREMELY. I mean that in the very extreme sense. Edit I'll expand. I'm from arden. My maw moved us to Mansewood years back and I lived there's until 10 years ago. Lived there from age 18 to 28 my wee maw still there loves it, I visit her twice three times weekly it's just a great area. I can't sum it up more than that. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 21st Feb 2022 10:57pm)
  • Aye? I work in parkheed I might try it tonight donner hoagie aye anythin else good? by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 1st Mar 2022 5:51pm)
  • I will assume ur user name is accurate and I take this advice on board as gospel. Thanks mate. 😂😂👍 by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 1st Mar 2022 7:43pm)
  • Listen mate, you can lose weight if u want. If you're comfy as u are fuck it, embrace it. If you want to lose weight you can achieve it mate. Subs on reddit with great guides to starting weight loss. Cheers bro. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 1st Mar 2022 7:46pm)
  • Chances are more folk have needlessly died here than will in Ukraine anaw. Place is riddled. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 10:22am)
  • I don't give a fuck about other hospitals I can only quote from own experiences and it's been pathetic. I would avoid going in to it. Lost close family there and know others who've died in it due to bad practice in hygiene etc. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 10:46am)
  • Aye. It is. Lost two immediate family to their utter incompetent shite and pish hygiene practices in the hospital. so aye it fuckin is. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 10:45am)
  • Madness innit. Thanks xx by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 11:25am)
  • Not attending wounds often enough. Or well enough. Wounds which then spread and became extremely bad with sepsis which caused death. Had the wounds been properly attended often they wouldn't have become infected. They killed my family member. That's all I'm saying. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 11:31am)
  • Did u catch the names? Put them here and I'll go in n slap fuck out them. I mean it doesn't help much but I'd enjoy it. Scum. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 11:37am)
  • I do need help. I'm a loose cannon. Watch yerself . by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 11:48am)
  • Tell is to the parents of the weans who died inhaling the disease from the bird shit plastered all over the place by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 12:34pm)
  • All Cool. I'm somewhat a pariah on this sub my name bring auto downvotes on anything I post so I'm not surprised, you're not allowed to say anything here slightly right of centre such as, the hospital is a shithouse. without loads of downvotes. Appreciate you xx by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 12:38pm)
  • I'm just fresh off a 7 day ban mate, and before that it was 7 days and before that.... Etc. I've been in a ban more than I've been able to post on reddit in my time here. It's the most blatantly militant block happy ban happy place on the Internet. Cheers though, defo a wee joke. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 12:36pm)
  • Tell them it's not diseased riddled and killing innocent folk. They have dead kids you understand that yeah? They took their kids into the hospital for HELP and they end up contracting mrsa and DYING cos of bird shit on the roofs and bad management and u want to defend the hospital. Fuck off. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 1:27pm)
  • I'm a madman me. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 2:15pm)
  • Throbbing rn. by weirdtwitterNODO (Fri 4th Mar 2022 3:25pm)
  • I work nightshift n I use my stuff, vwhich I own, when I want. It's not illegal to dry some pants. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 7th Mar 2022 9:04am)
  • AA got my auld man clean (14 year n counting) I'm personally not ready to get clean, I'm still in the throws. But when I am ready I'll also go AA to support me. You really need to be ready though that's my issue. I am not in a place I'm ready yet. Good luck mate. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 7th Mar 2022 12:01pm)
  • They are just there to support. It's based in the idea of "higher power" there's Muslim jew any religion u can name go to and use AA mate ok. So don't think they'll preach at u. They just, don't. That's a misconception. And listen, see most normal folk they will "fail" to get clean at least 5 6 7 8 times ok. So, see if u kick it for a week, then rattle 7 pints on day 8. Don't fuckin panic ok. It's not illegal. It's not a fail, it's a slip. No fails. Only slips. And u try and try again OK. You got this if u really want it. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 7th Mar 2022 12:08pm)
  • Cut to the chase wood you be able to do it yourshelf? by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 9th Mar 2022 11:09am)
  • What nationality are they? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Mar 2022 7:09am)
  • Maybe just me but is it no a bit fuckin crass to neck shots in the aid of a country when weans are fucking dying hourly? Just donate to the appropriate charities fuck sake we don't need to boil everything down to DRINKKKKKKK. Ffs. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Mar 2022 8:24am)
  • Absolutely. Of course it is. Are they glaswegian? Can u communicate with them like a glaswegian? Will they understand the locale such as "stop acting like utter cunts or am gonnae do ye" or, as is obviously more likely from ur descriptions are they non Glaswegians? If they're non Glaswegians just move. And next time, make sure u don't move next door to animals. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Mar 2022 8:21am)
  • Also switch the buzzer off. It's a feature ye know, turn it off. Ffs. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Mar 2022 8:33am)
  • I'm nearly 40. I've met zero glaswegians who act like you said. Stop living in the clouds. All cultures are not equal. Enjoy ur buzzer going retard. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Mar 2022 8:42am)
  • Aye I'm the one asking advice from strangers on the Internet how to deal with romany scum neighbours. You're obviously the real mature person I'm so sorry 😂 by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Mar 2022 8:55am)
  • Fanny 4 lyfe m9. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Mar 2022 11:27am)
  • Just the bit at the golf course there? I think that's owned by the golf club but I might just be plain wrong. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Mar 2022 1:59pm)
  • I'm not into tcg but isn't there some of trader / swap meets you can get to with other fans who can trade cards in person am I getting the wrong idea? by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Mar 2022 1:57pm)
  • 56 upvotes say I'm on the right track... But I actually agree with u. Just ignore me I was in a mood sorry x by weirdtwitterNODO (Sat 12th Mar 2022 4:20pm)
  • Is weatherspoons not the same idea? There's about 10 in town mate. by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 13th Mar 2022 2:31pm)
  • Fair play but spoons has family sections open until 8pm and it's all about getting a fuck ton of grub for cheap. Source I'm a fat bastard with a 6yo kid n me n wife love it in spoons 👍👍😂 by weirdtwitterNODO (Sun 13th Mar 2022 3:27pm)
  • This is the only reasonable response. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 14th Mar 2022 6:24am)
  • Taken for a.... Ride. by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 14th Mar 2022 3:25pm)
  • Wits it called? Cum ber NAWWWWWLD by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 14th Mar 2022 4:10pm)
  • Any casino. Or Any sports bar. (Google there's about 20) by weirdtwitterNODO (Mon 14th Mar 2022 6:09pm)
  • Is Bearsden dangerous? by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 15th Mar 2022 5:44am)
  • I was making a pastiche of the kinda shit I see on here. Folk from Wigan or Hull asking is shawlands dangerous, like they expect us all to be like a taggart episode etc. by weirdtwitterNODO (Tue 15th Mar 2022 9:40am)
  • I'll install n have a look aye sure, can't hurt. Ta. by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 16th Mar 2022 10:29am)
  • That's a bit steep aye I don't care much for that other shite. Cheers eddie by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 16th Mar 2022 10:29am)
  • I might seem 25 by the amount of utter shite I hit out wi on here. I'm much older. by weirdtwitterNODO (Wed 16th Mar 2022 12:15pm)
  • REMOVED ? Eh. You fucking retard. Aye my fault I got bent over and rammed by a small Chinese man. Defo my fault. 100% aye. You're right. by weirdtwitterNODO (Thu 17th Mar 2022 9:16am)