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Delportero

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Genuinely baffled at the downvotes for folk saying it was possibly an insult 🤷🏼‍♂️ I THINK when I was a wee boy older women might have called me it as a term of endearment but the only other times I’ve heard it has been when referring to a woman. Having said that, I can’t remember the last time I ever heard someone say it- probably a Frank McAvenie sketch in Only an Excuse when it used to be half decent! Regardless, you’ve got to love the debate/argument this is causing. The fucking Glesga banter, eh!? by Delportero (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 11:23pm)

A Scotland win tonight is all I ask for! 😂 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 by Delportero (Sat 4th Sep 2021 6:34pm)

My wife usually does the teegree https://www.teagreen.co.uk events held in the botanics by Delportero (Sat 4th Sep 2021 7:28pm)

Have you looked slightly further afield towards Paisley? It might not have the G postcode but the train links mean that most of the time you’d be in Glasgow centre quicker than if u stayed in the outskirts of town. Likely cheaper too. by Delportero (Sat 25th Sep 2021 9:24am)

Have you ever seen the wee video where you put them in salt water first and all the wee bugs float out of them? Boak! But I still eat them 😂 by Delportero (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 4:36pm)

I was meeting my brother in law in the pub years back after he’d finished work. Came over to me and sat down with his bag but almost straight away the barman tried to pap him out. My brother in law is Chinese and he thought he was trying to punt me dvds!! He saw the funny side of it by Delportero (Mon 4th Oct 2021 10:01pm)

Buddy, I’m married with a kid now and I fantasise about the times I used to spend in the cinema alone (not that I was a creepy guy doing shit, don’t get confused). I used to have a cineworld card and spend the day there on my Tod watching movies one after the other, sometimes even nip away for a wee cheeky meal too. The cinema is definitely something that is enjoyable alone. 👍🏻 Ah, I miss those days… by Delportero (Mon 11th Oct 2021 12:31pm)

Always used princes square toilets. Clean and has big heavy doors, ground to ceiling 👌🏼 by Delportero (Mon 11th Oct 2021 12:38pm)

My dyslexic arse read that as “cheapest street” and I was thinking “we’ll no bloody wonder, there’s nothing there”. Took my a while to realise 🤦🏼‍♂️ by Delportero (Sun 12th Dec 2021 6:03pm)

You think that’s confusing- my Irish pal couldn’t believe when he asked for a single he didn’t get chips too. In Belfast they still give you a scoop of chips with it!? by Delportero (Tue 22nd Feb 2022 5:45pm)

Stick them on gumtree. Folk take anything. I had someone come collect bags of rubble/ dirt from when I dug out a hill in my garden by Delportero (Mon 28th Mar 2022 3:45pm)

Ichiban on Queens St 👌🏼 by Delportero (Sat 28th May 2022 2:51pm)

Rah paisley- wouldn’t recommend it for anything else but their mat unit is very good. It also has icu equipment for premature babies the Glasgow ones don’t- apparently if we hadn’t had our son there the closest suitable place was Edinburgh or Newcastle! by Delportero (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 4:44pm)

Oh yeah he’s good thanks 👍🏻 by Delportero (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 7:10pm)

“Hello, I’m Chris Hansen- please take a seat.” by Delportero (Thu 9th Jun 2022 10:19pm)

First thing that popped into my head! by Delportero (Fri 17th Jun 2022 4:18pm)

First thing that popped into my head! by Delportero (Fri 17th Jun 2022 4:17pm)

First thing that popped into my head! by Delportero (Fri 17th Jun 2022 4:17pm)

I looked there before I bought my current place and that’s what put me off too. I’m sure there was a concierge in the building or something too which probably added to the fees by Delportero (Sun 31st Jul 2022 7:04pm)

I would have expected more folk to chip in. by Delportero (Sun 14th Aug 2022 1:50pm)

Had the pleasure of meeting Limmy at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny. Edit. Fuxake some else got there first 🤦🏼‍♂️ by Delportero (Fri 19th Aug 2022 3:50pm)

I thought rats when I seen it near my house (we live near the river) but apparently it’s squirrels that cause it 🤷🏼‍♂️ by Delportero (Sat 20th Aug 2022 1:59pm)

This is the way! Or u can use a small drop of whisky but it’s never nice to waste a dram! by Delportero (Sat 20th Aug 2022 6:18pm)

Check with the college to see if they have a hardship fund by Delportero (Sat 20th Aug 2022 7:26pm)

Hmm, I don’t know- you didn’t say that with an accent… by Delportero (Sun 18th Sep 2022 8:16am)

I surely can’t be the only one thinking of Wayne Rooney jokes here!? by Delportero (Tue 24th Jan 2023 4:25pm)

https://i.redd.it/39lyz8y0uria1.gif I thought this was a quote from Spud’s job interview by Delportero (Fri 17th Feb 2023 10:57am)

If you’re set on the bowling club have a think about what time you’re trying to call them- most clubs don’t have anyone in during the day and only open their bar every other night of the week so they might not be ignoring u, just no one in. U might also need to know a member to hire the hall. Just a thought by Delportero (Mon 1st May 2023 12:39pm)

Is it a counter protest if the thing you’re protesting isn’t actually a protest so that would just make yours a protest and oh my god I’ve gone cross eyed. by Delportero (Wed 28th Jun 2023 8:59am)