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DukeOfLowerChelsea

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  • Goddamn that's such a weird plaque haha. Is it on the monument near Church on the Hill? I'll need to keep an eye out for it if so. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Mon 28th Jan 2019 1:59am)
  • Dumped my ex right by that Mexican wave. Happy days. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Wed 12th Feb 2020 9:19am)
  • Yeah, like... what do they think will happen if they name them? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Tue 24th Mar 2020 6:14pm)
  • That log had a child by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Mon 25th May 2020 6:48pm)
  • Film/screenwriting graduate, in the same boat, hmu by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Tue 26th May 2020 12:42pm)
  • At least you know you won’t get the rona aff it by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Thu 4th Jun 2020 2:46pm)
  • Is that Pollokshaws Rd? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Thu 4th Jun 2020 6:49pm)
  • Ironically no I don’t, me & the KFC opposite were close acquaintances though haha by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Thu 4th Jun 2020 7:03pm)
  • Pepsi Max Cherry, a man of culture by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Fri 5th Jun 2020 2:14pm)
  • Aye there’s the Drama Queen Hillock in Hillhead, sounds like what you’re after by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Wed 1st Jul 2020 5:39pm)
  • I’d love a go on a big banana fritter personally by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Mon 13th Jul 2020 5:04pm)
  • I’ll jump on the bus to Yoker then. Wee day oot by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Tue 14th Jul 2020 4:29pm)
  • The individual needs treatment. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sun 26th Jul 2020 3:29pm)
  • Never said it did. Being a defective twat & needing treatment often ride in tandem. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sun 26th Jul 2020 3:51pm)
  • Would you prefer no income to a paying job with a bit of awkwardness? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Tue 18th Aug 2020 4:48pm)
  • Yeah it begs the question... why and how would a “loving caring dad” be begging outside Central after 7 years missing instead of.... well, doing literally anything else to get in touch with them? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sun 14th Feb 2021 11:48pm)
  • And my axe body spray! by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sat 26th Jun 2021 6:47pm)
  • > Possible light rain this evening It’s just possible aye by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Mon 9th Aug 2021 5:49pm)
  • Maybe pop down to Newcastle next month & start chapping on some letterboxes also. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sun 15th Aug 2021 3:35pm)
  • ***divine*** by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Fri 27th Aug 2021 5:56pm)
  • As someone who answers this exact question at work several times a day, I’d rather people do this 😂 If the username or password doesn’t work/can't be resent and your info held by NHS is all otherwise up-to-date with your GP then you’re basically humped unless the vaccine status line can sort it out or send your certificate manually (0808 196 8565) by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sun 5th Sep 2021 11:17am)
  • Pretty much all major chemists carry them now mate, some it’ll be like an hour wait but some will just hand them over. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Fri 17th Sep 2021 6:20pm)
  • Username does indeed check out by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sat 18th Sep 2021 2:37pm)
  • You don’t speak for everyone, just the money-grubbing twats like yourself. You’re one of those people who thinks everyone is secretly as squalid as you deep down, but they’re just not man enough to admit it. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Mon 25th Oct 2021 11:47am)
  • We’re not an Instagram influencer, wtf is “media exposure” meant to do for you or I? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Mon 25th Oct 2021 12:02pm)
  • Just based on those 6 words I know you’re not getting your hole anytime soon. Edit: Woah and instantly deleted, look on the bright side son at least that means you’ve got some self-awareness! by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 11:54pm)
  • Well what could possibly bring you to this sub Mr Americunt? Do you spend all your days searching for AOC hatewank material? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Wed 10th Nov 2021 1:07am)
  • Are you really that desperate for someone to talk to? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Wed 10th Nov 2021 1:05am)
  • Are they meant to kick you off if you get a £1.70 and go more than 5 stops? God forbid anyone did such a thing of course 🤭 by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Fri 1st Apr 2022 3:09pm)
  • > it helps him with his comedy writing. That’s a funny way to spell “Twitch stream” innit? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Fri 19th Aug 2022 4:20pm)
  • That Matt Costello (Stevie the bookie from Still Game) is a gent. Told him I’d spotted him in the new Wonder Woman film, he said he was really chuffed to be in that as his first ever job was working with Lynda Carter, so it felt like “closing a loop”. Shame it was shite but still, cool for him. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Fri 19th Aug 2022 4:26pm)
  • Is this the same twonk that pops up on every orange walk post? Like a beautiful lone candle flickering in the wind. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sat 20th Aug 2022 1:51pm)
  • Glasgow subreddit EXPOSED in “People hate hateable things” shocker. Do you see nothing wrong with them, then? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sat 20th Aug 2022 1:59pm)
  • > ~~We~~ The orange order don't hate you. For someone who claims to have no interest in them or their walks you sure are comfortable with speaking on their behalf multiple times! by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sat 20th Aug 2022 2:04pm)
  • Old Flying Duck holds some of my favourite memories, now I know a wee sliver of what it’s like to be my papa talking about how this or that pub used to be a * **grumbly noises** * by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Fri 16th Sep 2022 1:41pm)
  • Red Hood was there too I saw, poor show… by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sun 18th Sep 2022 12:59am)
  • Judging by your edit, I see the Old Firm apparently still matters more than any weighty notions of human life and “politics” despite your impassioned screed that preceded it. Some things never change lol by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Fri 10th Mar 2023 2:35pm)
  • I feel like a back-and-forth dissection of a silly wee post’s quality of “patter” is cringe territory in and of itself - even exceeding the OP which was, at worst, an inoffensive space-filler. Unless you’re the editor for the book this post is going to be published in, idk how much poetry you generally expect/want from the title of a photo of a wet floor sign. I guarantee OP did not realise there was a standard of prose that **must** be met here before coming up with it. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Thu 16th Mar 2023 5:33pm)
  • > no u Great stuff by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Thu 16th Mar 2023 7:17pm)
  • I think I pumped his sister once on a work night out by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Tue 21st Mar 2023 2:13pm)
  • > She has a high risk / high reward job and all of it revolves around alcohol. First of all, what? Are we meant to know what line of work this is? It sounds like they test new Buckfast formulae on her like they do with makeup on rabbits. Because you don’t elaborate any further, it’s hard to tell exactly if her work actually does “revolve around alcohol” or she just loves a sesh 24/7. Can we have less of the cryptic stuff? it’s not like your gf will get doxxed if you describe her job like a normal person. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 1:55pm)
  • Right? But if you imagine the average Redditor, then imagine the average weegie, then stick em together, then really it’s no wonder the place is full of… that. If you frown upon discussion of Glasgow then maybe don’t keep vigil on the Glasgow sub so much, fuckwits. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Thu 30th Mar 2023 3:22am)
  • You were interested enough to waste a few moments of your life being a dick about it for no reason when you could have been doing literally anything else, though. Not got much on, I take it? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Thu 30th Mar 2023 3:26am)
  • Do you have an argument that isn’t some form of “no u” or is that all you can muster? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sat 17th Jun 2023 2:19pm)
  • He hasn’t replied yet because he’s the lead flautist in Govan atm by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sat 17th Jun 2023 2:22pm)
  • And by making your “political identity” hating Catholics/(insert minority here) and causing regular public nuisances you’re meant to be what, exactly…? by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sat 17th Jun 2023 6:25pm)
  • Who tf was talking about Trump supporters, what straw man, what are you on about? It wasn’t a trick question above, but if you can’t answer it then oh well, I guess a coherent response was too much to hope for by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Sat 17th Jun 2023 6:52pm)
  • Imagine standing at an empty till for 2 and a half minutes. It’s interminable. But better quadruple it just in case! Anything to avoid talking to someone. by DukeOfLowerChelsea (Thu 17th Aug 2023 6:36pm)