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  • It’s within half an hour of 5pm somewhere. Dae it. by FrDamienLennon (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 8:27am)
  • The pro tip is always in the comments. by FrDamienLennon (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 8:00am)
  • That they’re gouging cunts with a virtual monopoly. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 4th Oct 2021 10:20am)
  • Got a link? by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Oct 2021 3:27am)
  • Don’t, I’m gonna get a craving. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Oct 2021 10:09pm)
  • It gets them high just like everybody else ;) by FrDamienLennon (Thu 28th Oct 2021 8:13pm)
  • Bunch of bloody toddlers. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:38pm)
  • Club 30 (probably long gone). It’s blue rinses and tweed sports jackets in there. by FrDamienLennon (Wed 17th Nov 2021 9:12am)
  • It’s an incredibly accurate statement. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 19th Nov 2021 12:04pm)
  • Says some bawbag who doesn’t know that ‘junk’ is a colloquialism for heroin, ergo a fuckin’ junkie is a heroin addict. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 25th Nov 2021 3:18pm)
  • It means heroin addict. A speedfreak isn’t a junkie. A cokehead isn’t a junkie. A stoner isn’t a junkie. Regurgitating your shite won’t magically make it correct. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 25th Nov 2021 3:28pm)
  • Nope. It’s always been a heroin addict. You being wrong is what’s making you wrong, and the people you’re talking about are also wrong. Just like all the fucking idiots who think the world is flat are wrong. Consider this your education. You’re the one trying to double down on your own fuckup, so nice projection with the hill talk. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 26th Nov 2021 9:46am)
  • Clearly you don’t give a shit about the issue. > Ur a loser. More projection from the useless bawbag. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 26th Nov 2021 1:55pm)
  • You’re clearly so far up your own arse that the ouroboros snake is annoyed you’re trying to steal its schtick. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 26th Nov 2021 2:52pm)
  • More projection from the useless bawbag. Are you always this boring? by FrDamienLennon (Sat 27th Nov 2021 9:12am)
  • A close isn’t a public space. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 27th Nov 2021 11:06am)
  • All you’re doing is exposing how worthless you are. You have my pity. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 27th Nov 2021 11:13am)
  • It sounds to me like you’re struggling with thoughts of suicide. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 27th Nov 2021 11:35am)
  • There’s that lack of education again. The word is ‘procreate’. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 27th Nov 2021 11:44am)
  • They’ll be lucky they weren’t sired by you (some useless bawbag who wishes strangers death over the internet when their futile nature is exposed) then. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 27th Nov 2021 11:51am)
  • More projection from the useless bawbag. Is your life’s ambition to just be as disappointing as possible? by FrDamienLennon (Sat 27th Nov 2021 12:05pm)
  • That answers the last question then. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 27th Nov 2021 12:11pm)
  • The left lane is for new drivers. The middle lane is for confused drivers. The right lane is for drivers wearing lead boots. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 29th Nov 2021 3:24pm)
  • Americans aren’t Scottish (or Irish for that matter). Call it ‘Glass-cow’ and expected to get glassed by some cow. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 29th Nov 2021 3:22pm)
  • https://youtu.be/M0w4JojTlB4 by FrDamienLennon (Mon 29th Nov 2021 3:27pm)
  • That’s where the trident subs are parked when they’re not in the water. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 29th Nov 2021 3:25pm)
  • It’s your sworn duty to teach him the way. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 30th Nov 2021 10:29am)
  • Which one? by FrDamienLennon (Wed 1st Dec 2021 1:38pm)
  • You have the human right to eat a bag of dog shit. Batter in. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 18th Dec 2021 9:09pm)
  • These useless fucks don’t represent Scotland any more than the arseholes with sashes. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 18th Dec 2021 9:06pm)
  • Including those who’ve been killed by this thing, you useless cunt? by FrDamienLennon (Sat 18th Dec 2021 9:13pm)
  • A bunch of worthless Herman Cain award winners in waiting. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 18th Dec 2021 9:19pm)
  • It’d be a bit fuckin’ difficult for a non-socialist party to be socialist, never mind ‘national socialist’. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 18th Dec 2021 9:18pm)
  • The left aren’t tolerant of intolerable turds who happily threaten the lives of the innocent, and quite fucking right. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 18th Dec 2021 9:15pm)
  • They’re worthless. I don’t give a shit what their nationality is. There’s no such thing as bigotry against backwards plague rat scum. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 18th Dec 2021 10:48pm)
  • You must have shite in your ears if that’s what my typed comment ‘sounds’ like to you. by FrDamienLennon (Sun 19th Dec 2021 12:05am)
  • You don’t have a fuckin’ clue what bigotry is. This is clear as day from reading your comments. Fuck these plague rats and anyone who defends their shite 🖕 by FrDamienLennon (Sun 19th Dec 2021 12:42am)
  • So mentioning a bunch of knuckle-dragging bigot scumcunts makes someone bigoted against knuckle-dragging bigot scumcunts? Tell me your da guards statues without saying your da guards statues, then fuck right off. by FrDamienLennon (Sun 19th Dec 2021 12:47am)
  • Thousands of dead people don’t give a shit about your worthless opinion. by FrDamienLennon (Sun 19th Dec 2021 11:04pm)
  • Ghostbusters 2: Springburn Edition. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 13th Jan 2022 10:27am)
  • Do they run to you? by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Apr 2022 7:14pm)
  • You’re equivocating two things which are nothing like each other in terms of scale or damage caused. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 12:43pm)
  • They do have a far less notorious reputation for acting the cunt. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 12:47pm)
  • [Well…](https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/rangers-in-clear-despite-fans-onearm-salutes-in-israel-5332215.html) by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 1:21pm)
  • Experience is anecdotal. I’ve lived in Glasgow since the 80s and I’ve never seen any marches from the green side. Not a single one. Fuck knows how many marches I’ve seen with bams in bowler hats playing songs about bloodshed in the seventeenth century though. I lost count when I was a child. One is a far bigger problem than the other. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 1:33pm)
  • Probably due to far fewer instances of them acting the cunt. I’m sure if there were just as many, they’d have the same reputation. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 1:30pm)
  • Are you saying that time plays a factor in which team some little fash cunt supports? Who do you reckon he supports now? ICT? by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 3:09pm)
  • r/ackchyually 🙄 by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 3:05pm)
  • Which side do you see supporting apartheid in Palestine and attacking people protesting for racial equality? by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 5:53pm)
  • Who said I support Celtic? Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 5:51pm)
  • Who said I support Celtic? What happens when we assume, brainbox? by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 6:47pm)
  • I’m not even a football fan, never mind a fan of any particular team. Not everyone is a sad cunt like you. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 7th Apr 2022 8:01pm)
  • No bonfires in the living room, very important. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 8th Apr 2022 8:55pm)
  • There’s always walking between the pubs. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 8th Apr 2022 10:09pm)
  • It’s truly a time honoured escapade. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 9th Apr 2022 1:21pm)
  • That’s where the electrical substation dumps the remains of its victims (anyone who climbs over the fence). by FrDamienLennon (Tue 12th Apr 2022 11:24am)
  • Wee Frankie dropped a can of cider. Little bastard. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 14th Apr 2022 2:11pm)
  • The urinal that’s bolted to the front of the bar? by FrDamienLennon (Thu 14th Apr 2022 2:10pm)
  • Don’t worry, if you’re anywhere near the park during summer, you’ll hear him. You’ll wish you hadn’t, but you’ll hear him. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 15th Apr 2022 11:45am)
  • I love when places allow dogs in, it always seems to cheer everyone up. The opposite being when people bring weans into places which have an 8pm curfew for kids and it’s 6pm on a Friday. People are trying to wind down, and screaming cabbages and bloody goblins running about don’t help in that regard. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 15th Apr 2022 4:08pm)
  • Are you pro-harassing people going through something extremely difficult due to being a moron that thinks magic is real? by FrDamienLennon (Fri 15th Apr 2022 4:57pm)
  • It’s a shitty din. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 15th Apr 2022 5:12pm)
  • ‘Right to protest’ *including harassing people going through a really fucking difficult time*, yes? by FrDamienLennon (Fri 15th Apr 2022 5:31pm)
  • This isn’t protesting, it’s harassing the vulnerable, the vast majority of which are in no position to change the law on abortion. The arseholes screaming at people on their way in to get an invasive procedure are fucking ghouls who should all be done for verbal assault. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 15th Apr 2022 5:44pm)
  • The ice cream van jingle isn’t played on repeat for hour after hour in the same bloody spot. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 16th Apr 2022 11:58am)
  • At that point there’s a dilemma. Do we laugh, or do we point and laugh? by FrDamienLennon (Mon 25th Apr 2022 5:09pm)
  • Sue me, dickhead. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 25th Apr 2022 5:10pm)
  • Good cunt. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 14th May 2022 4:41am)
  • They’re about as pro-working class as fucking Fagan. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 3:04am)
  • Nation-building nationalists as opposed to blood and soil nationalists. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 3:08am)
  • Knowing how Westminster operates, there’s no such thing as a left wing Scottish unionist. Sure, control might swing back to the red side occasionally, but it hasn’t been left wing for a very long time and it always reverts back to the blue arseholes eventually. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 3:07am)
  • Could you cite the point where the population of Scotland was consulted before the act of union? by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 12:44pm)
  • Huge compared with what? by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 12:43pm)
  • > Are culture As in ‘taking are cuntry back’? by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 12:41pm)
  • > how they treat the English You’re going to have to elaborate on that one. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 12:40pm)
  • That’d be difficult given the Scots and the Picts were two different celtic groups who eventually merged. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 12:51pm)
  • If the population weren’t given a say, they were forced into it against their will. Surely even you are capable of grasping the simple logic of this situation. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 1:09pm)
  • I certainly didn’t vote for that. Whichever way to try to slice it, Scotland was pulled from under her people and control of these lands shifted to London, with those same people getting absolutely no say in the matter. If a choice to join something is made for you, you’re being forced into it, it wasn’t as if they could opt out and have their patch of land not be included. When your will isn’t considered, whatever happens is against your will, because you’re being told “fuck you, this is happening whether you like it or not.” by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 1:23pm)
  • ‘We’ yer arse. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 7:09pm)
  • You spent your childhood collecting head injuries, didn’t you? by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 7:10pm)
  • Who cares where it originated? It was adopted by us and became part of our culture and national identity centuries ago. Congratulations to the Englishman for adding pleats to a skirt. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 8:14pm)
  • Would you like to purchase some punctuation? Why is it that proponents of London rule tend to have a really shitty grasp of English? by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 10:19pm)
  • Homophobic yoon? Must be a day ending in Y. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 10:17pm)
  • Name the guy. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 10:17pm)
  • Pissed off? Bemused more like. Illiterate bootlickers always intrigue and amuse me. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 10:22pm)
  • Why would being far left upset me? Is this the bit where you trot out some tired old red scare pish? by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 10:21pm)
  • Why do you halfwits always default to projection? by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 10:51pm)
  • When they said “don’t argue with morons, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience” they were clearly talking about you. You make no sense, which probably explains the positions you hold. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 10:50pm)
  • > your being a dunderhead You couldn’t make this up. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 11:18pm)
  • Warned? Uh-oh! Here comes the internet hard man! Shares in Pfizer are going up as the stock of Viagra disappears off the shelves! by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 11:21pm)
  • This is like shit for brains bingo. Keep going, I almost have a full house. Next you’ll be proclaiming how amazing the medical advice Joe Rogan dispenses is. by FrDamienLennon (Fri 27th May 2022 11:20pm)
  • It’s funny that you think me taking ages to respond to your brain dead shite isn’t because I’ve got better things to do on a Friday night than sit around and wait to see what kind of mentally deficient garbage you come up with next. There’s still some punctuation for sale if you’re interested. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 28th May 2022 12:04am)
  • Does the stereotypical bam routine come naturally to you? I get the impression that you just can’t help it. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 28th May 2022 1:19am)
  • And yet, not ‘we’. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 28th May 2022 12:04pm)
  • When did how you voted last hold sway over who became PM? by FrDamienLennon (Sun 29th May 2022 1:28am)
  • > happier You actually think people are happy, in this shitstorm? by FrDamienLennon (Sun 29th May 2022 2:14pm)
  • I’m sure it was in St Enoch’s at one point. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 31st May 2022 3:24pm)
  • You met a bloody headcase. by FrDamienLennon (Wed 1st Jun 2022 5:53pm)
  • Naw. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 6th Jun 2022 6:03pm)
  • YouTube videos involving unflushed toilets? by FrDamienLennon (Mon 6th Jun 2022 6:07pm)
  • What do you think people who work on building sites and visit pubs do when they go up the road? A game of tiddlywinks with the mrs before lights out? by FrDamienLennon (Mon 6th Jun 2022 6:05pm)
  • Glasgow, not Dundee. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 6th Jun 2022 6:12pm)
  • There was a video of a second generation African family in Glasgow floating about. The wee lassie had one of the broadest Glasgow accents I’ve heard in years. Her maw said the lassie in Brave sounded just like her. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 6th Jun 2022 6:11pm)
  • It isn’t hate for the university (most people I know don’t really have an opinion on it either way), it’s fuckin’ Tarquin and Farquhar and Campbell and their fuckin’ T-shirts with scarves. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 6th Jun 2022 6:10pm)
  • There used to be Velvet Rooms at the top of Sauchiehall Street, but sadly it’s long gone. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 14th Jun 2022 3:05pm)
  • He’s got the look. [Obligatory Roxette.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=XYXczDB8VrY) by FrDamienLennon (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 10:20am)
  • Then you’re reported to the local psychiatric unit. by FrDamienLennon (Sun 26th Jun 2022 2:58am)
  • London? Feck! by FrDamienLennon (Sun 26th Jun 2022 2:58am)
  • Was the driver cracking one off as well? by FrDamienLennon (Sun 26th Jun 2022 2:57am)
  • For the benefit of the few. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 27th Jun 2022 7:13pm)
  • When the institution itself is poisonous, the ‘good’ either get turned or they get flushed out. It’s only a matter of time. by FrDamienLennon (Wed 29th Jun 2022 3:02pm)
  • Don’t forget rates, electricity, insurance, and wages. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 30th Jun 2022 1:49pm)
  • It’s a very big unit in a very popular location. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 30th Jun 2022 1:46pm)
  • They’re creating a new kind of terrorist, the lavender and tea tree terrorist. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 30th Jun 2022 6:00pm)
  • I went to a non-denominational which was de facto (as opposed to de jure) protestant. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 8:15pm)
  • The way the decor is exactly as it was 1300 years ago is good for that :P by FrDamienLennon (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 12:56pm)
  • Featuring support from Cowdenbeath Nil. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Jul 2022 12:07am)
  • Just a flesh wound. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Jul 2022 12:06am)
  • With the amount of booze involved it’s more akin to Jacob’s Bladder. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Jul 2022 12:14am)
  • Great wee pub. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Jul 2022 12:13am)
  • T in the Park: where people got glassed’n’buried every year. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Jul 2022 12:11am)
  • Apparently after one game they caused a riot in the Morrison’s at Crossmyloof and an old woman dropped her messages. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Jul 2022 12:18am)
  • All the worst bams from every support all descending on a single venue at the same time. What could go wrong? by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Jul 2022 12:15am)
  • They were swedged up and trying to box with cars? Are you sure they weren’t trying to cuddle the cars? by FrDamienLennon (Tue 5th Jul 2022 12:20am)
  • It is one area where Edinburgh beats us hands down though. by FrDamienLennon (Sat 9th Jul 2022 5:49pm)
  • Brown? The fuck have they been doing with it? by FrDamienLennon (Mon 11th Jul 2022 2:58am)
  • I heard Rab McGlinchy is handling his PR. by FrDamienLennon (Tue 12th Jul 2022 5:44pm)
  • We often tell the truth but you people are always surprised! /captainjack by FrDamienLennon (Wed 13th Jul 2022 10:57am)
  • Vaguely socialist? As in right wing halfwits call them socialists and the people who don’t know what socialism is believe them? by FrDamienLennon (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 12:06pm)
  • The dog probably thinks it’s having a conversation. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 25th Jul 2022 5:33pm)
  • Burn the house down. by FrDamienLennon (Mon 25th Jul 2022 5:32pm)
  • *”Friend.”* by FrDamienLennon (Wed 27th Jul 2022 9:14pm)
  • Considering the grim nature of our winters it’s probably worth considering something to complement the solar panels too. A while ago I was looking into residential wind options and it appears to be an ever-growing market. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 28th Jul 2022 12:25pm)
  • Because Airdrie. by FrDamienLennon (Thu 28th Jul 2022 6:48pm)