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  • Fuck, I actually know this guy ! Didn’t realise it was him. Small world. by Mattemulsion (Thu 10th Jan 2019 11:17am)
  • Still nothing in Summerston. Can’t flush my jobby away. by Mattemulsion (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 6:38pm)
  • Saw the swans walking on the iced over canal earlier. Picturesque. by Mattemulsion (Fri 1st Feb 2019 12:59am)
  • Didn’t know he was from Aberdeen. by Mattemulsion (Thu 14th Feb 2019 10:03am)
  • Got the missus some chocolates from a wee place called Sugarsnap in the West End. Went down a treat, highly recommended ! by Mattemulsion (Thu 14th Feb 2019 10:05am)
  • Join the club. Woke up on the couch, pretty sure my bird and her family hate me. Solid night. by Mattemulsion (Mon 18th Feb 2019 9:40am)
  • Hey, just wanted to point out that the word you are spelling as "though" is actually spelled "tough". I noticed you did it in the main post, and just wanted to let you know. English is probably not your natural language, and (pun definitely intended) can be tough to learn :) by Mattemulsion (Mon 1st Apr 2019 9:45am)
  • Nae idea what that is, but it sounds tremendous. by Mattemulsion (Sun 14th Apr 2019 10:53am)
  • Saw in the other thread that he never took his phone/wallet with him. Don't know if his card was in said wallet right enough. by Mattemulsion (Sun 21st Apr 2019 9:20am)
  • I just rolled over the bed and polished off the reminants of last night's takeaway. Great success. by Mattemulsion (Mon 6th May 2019 12:54pm)
  • I always remember it as being one of the worst ones too. by Mattemulsion (Wed 15th May 2019 8:12pm)
  • Can't comment on in-store, but a while back I purchased a Michael Kors bracelet for someone that was marked down significantly. Of course it was too good to be true, got an email the next day saying it was "out of stock". Took 2 months to finally get a refund, phones were out of service and never replied to emails. Will never use them again. by Mattemulsion (Wed 15th May 2019 8:15pm)
  • Looking forward to seeing in my opinion the #1 pound for pound boxer in Naoya Inoue fight at the Hydro tonight. Probably the best card to ever be held in Scotland, buzzing out my tatties. by Mattemulsion (Sat 18th May 2019 9:26am)
  • Red sky at night, weathers to be shite. Something like that. by Mattemulsion (Sat 25th May 2019 8:28am)
  • What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver? Tutankhamoot. by Mattemulsion (Fri 19th Jul 2019 7:14pm)
  • Pickled Onion Johnny Onion Rings are the best crisps known to man, and I'll fight any cunt that says otherwise. Night night x by Mattemulsion (Sat 24th Aug 2019 9:24am)
  • I think this is more to do with stopping UEFA sanctions. Kinda like being sorry because you were caught, rather than being sorry. by Mattemulsion (Sun 1st Sep 2019 12:20am)
  • ***Anvil by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Sep 2019 12:34pm)
  • Chechnya is better than Motherwell McDonalds by Mattemulsion (Sat 5th Oct 2019 12:56am)
  • Is this some sort of new patter that I'm not privvy to? by Mattemulsion (Sat 5th Oct 2019 1:54am)
  • Been off work all week with a virus - serious case of the Brad Pitts. Hopefully stomach some soup today. Happy Friday troops, hope it's better than mine ! by Mattemulsion (Fri 11th Oct 2019 7:37am)
  • Noticed the Uddingston store had sold the garage off, this explains why then. by Mattemulsion (Fri 11th Oct 2019 10:21am)
  • Got some lentil soup from a cafe on Maryhill Road, went down a treat. Thanks for asking! by Mattemulsion (Fri 11th Oct 2019 6:39pm)
  • Is Scotland playing? Not really a rugby fan but I'll watch it now and again. by Mattemulsion (Sat 26th Oct 2019 9:02am)
  • HAARP by Mattemulsion (Thu 31st Oct 2019 11:06pm)
  • You walk in to Bridgeton? by Mattemulsion (Sun 17th Nov 2019 12:01am)
  • -6 when I scraped the motor this morning. Brutal. by Mattemulsion (Mon 18th Nov 2019 9:23am)
  • You were young once too, give them a break. by Mattemulsion (Fri 29th Nov 2019 11:37pm)
  • Found Blackadders recently when I moved to this area, their sausage is tremendous. by Mattemulsion (Sat 30th Nov 2019 9:43am)
  • Would probably help to give a rough area, Glasgow's a big place ! by Mattemulsion (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 1:24pm)
  • And what's the verdict? by Mattemulsion (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 6:36pm)
  • Just sourced one there, it's very tasty ! by Mattemulsion (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 8:03pm)
  • Amrik Singh on Maryhill Road have plenty. Still chuckle like a wee boy every time I see that shop sign. by Mattemulsion (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 8:05pm)
  • Cheese and Onion Squares are seriously underrated. Need at least 3 packs to be satisfied though. by Mattemulsion (Tue 3rd Dec 2019 9:44pm)
  • https://www.redbubble.com/people/coolfuntees/works/30386687-yoga-because-punching-people-is-frowned-upon?body_color=white&p=t-shirt&print_location=front&size=medium&style=mens&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=g.pla+notset&country_code=GB&gclid=CjwKCAiArJjvBRACEiwA-WiqqzR2RrQlBhn9ch2qvIgByZ5ZXSjPDpmuFKIZhD9wWSKgbZV94pKhuBoCCIcQAvD_BwE by Mattemulsion (Tue 3rd Dec 2019 11:19pm)
  • >above Linn Park/**Castlemilk** There's yer answer right there. by Mattemulsion (Thu 5th Dec 2019 6:41pm)
  • MA DA by Mattemulsion (Sat 7th Dec 2019 1:22am)
  • I got a Xiaomi Mi A2 Lite last year which was the cheapest one I could see, probably the best phone I've ever had and it was under £200. by Mattemulsion (Thu 12th Dec 2019 1:16pm)
  • I'm sure you'll find the answer on Reddit... by Mattemulsion (Sat 14th Dec 2019 3:04am)
  • Drank enough vodka last night to kill a small horse. Gonna do it all over again, while watching football and scranning the leftover food from yesterday's dinner. Glorious. by Mattemulsion (Thu 26th Dec 2019 11:26am)
  • Just imagine they're your pals, cause in a way they are. As they say, a stranger is just a friend that ye haven't met yet. by Mattemulsion (Fri 27th Dec 2019 11:02am)
  • I work in tech support and gave it a good bash with relative knowledge but in the end I just downloaded the game again out of laziness. by Mattemulsion (Sat 28th Dec 2019 10:06pm)
  • I would demolish this. by Mattemulsion (Wed 1st Jan 2020 1:25am)
  • Doughnut know if it'll be back or not, sorry. by Mattemulsion (Sat 11th Jan 2020 1:20am)
  • Zoopark doesn't count as Bothwell ;) by Mattemulsion (Sun 12th Jan 2020 6:25pm)
  • Bit out the way but Hup Lee in Motherwell does a great Chinese buffet. by Mattemulsion (Thu 16th Jan 2020 6:45pm)
  • They steak bakes look tremendous. by Mattemulsion (Fri 17th Jan 2020 8:51pm)
  • TIL a new word, and that I also have a keloid scar. by Mattemulsion (Fri 17th Jan 2020 8:59pm)
  • Yeah, watched many a UFC event in the casino. by Mattemulsion (Fri 17th Jan 2020 8:58pm)
  • >Heilenman's umbrella Has it always been called this? I think I'm experiencing that thing where you recently learn the name of something and now can't stop seeing it everywhere. by Mattemulsion (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 11:41pm)
  • What are you doing in IT? You've already got an in to a good career, can't you try and specialise in something in the tech sector? I have a friend who finished an apprenticeship as a gas engineer who was working evenings in a call centre because companies wouldn't pay him a full wage. by Mattemulsion (Sat 25th Jan 2020 12:52am)
  • Fair enough, I know the feeling bud. Just my experience, maybe someone can advise otherwise but I'd steer well clear. by Mattemulsion (Sat 25th Jan 2020 8:07am)
  • Looking at buying a new car, saw a good price for a "nearly-new" Audi A3 on Arnold Clarks website before clocking it's a 17 plate. Anyone know what these "nearly-new" cars have been doing for 3 years? Just sitting in the forecourt?? by Mattemulsion (Tue 28th Jan 2020 10:06am)
  • The bit that would normally have the mileage just says Nearly New. https://www.arnoldclark.com/nearly-new-cars/audi/a3 by Mattemulsion (Tue 28th Jan 2020 1:06pm)
  • Spark a Carling my brethren and lets toast to are queen n country. by Mattemulsion (Fri 31st Jan 2020 8:37am)
  • I like to believe a lot of UFOs are just some mad energy/weather thing that we just don't know exists yet, must be so much phenomenons (no idea if that's the right word to use but I'm sticking with it) in space that we are not aware of yet. by Mattemulsion (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 11:48am)
  • Any suggestions that me and the missus can get up to tonight? Looking to get out and do something different than just going for a meal/pub/pictures. by Mattemulsion (Fri 7th Feb 2020 9:12am)
  • She was in a mood so went to her maws, I played Rocket League all night. Result. by Mattemulsion (Fri 7th Feb 2020 11:32pm)
  • I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic :) by Mattemulsion (Tue 11th Feb 2020 9:20am)
  • In the airport waiting to fly to New York. Catch you on the otherside! by Mattemulsion (Thu 13th Feb 2020 7:42am)
  • Its raining in spells but clammy, definite improvement! by Mattemulsion (Thu 13th Feb 2020 11:21pm)
  • I've got Marigold gloves, Butter Beans and as much Pineappleade as you want... by Mattemulsion (Mon 17th Feb 2020 12:39am)
  • Anyone know the name of a techno tune from a few years back that samples Marvin Gaye - Got to Give It Up? Can't remember for the life of me. by Mattemulsion (Sat 22nd Feb 2020 12:14pm)
  • Muller Light Vanilla Cheesecake is deadly, use it for my overnight oats. by Mattemulsion (Mon 24th Feb 2020 3:54pm)
  • What a trip reading this. by Mattemulsion (Fri 28th Feb 2020 3:45pm)
  • Just back from Aldi in Anniesland and was saying the same thing to the missus, the roads are shocking around this neck of the woods. by Mattemulsion (Sun 1st Mar 2020 3:24pm)
  • What happened to the thread where the guy was giving financial advice? Was looking forward to reading the comments. by Mattemulsion (Sun 1st Mar 2020 3:22pm)
  • Just wrap a few sheets of Bounty over them, they'll be sound. by Mattemulsion (Fri 6th Mar 2020 10:20am)
  • Touché by Mattemulsion (Fri 6th Mar 2020 12:26pm)
  • Water is normally the best shout. Apologies. by Mattemulsion (Sat 7th Mar 2020 12:18am)
  • Put your wine in the bine. by Mattemulsion (Sat 7th Mar 2020 2:35pm)
  • I live in Summerston/Maryhill but not from here, heard it was a shooting too. by Mattemulsion (Thu 12th Mar 2020 9:58pm)
  • Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live...at least a while. Could play a part in that film. by Mattemulsion (Thu 12th Mar 2020 10:01pm)
  • Please say it was Mirren. by Mattemulsion (Thu 12th Mar 2020 11:08pm)
  • That doesn't work either, without login. Not sure if that's expected. by Mattemulsion (Sat 14th Mar 2020 11:45pm)
  • Settle an argument please troops, when is next Tuesday? Is it the next Tuesday coming, or the one after? Assuming this was not asked on a Tuesday. by Mattemulsion (Sun 15th Mar 2020 9:35am)
  • That's what I believe it to be too. The next Tuesday, after the one coming. by Mattemulsion (Sun 15th Mar 2020 9:54am)
  • I suggest you go and play tig on the motorway. For reference, the M74 at peak time. by Mattemulsion (Sun 15th Mar 2020 12:20pm)
  • Anybody been able to buy bog roll/pasta successfully? Any tips? Is there a certain time to go to maximise my chances? Down to my last few rolls/packet and nowhere I've tried had any in stock - been trying for a few days now. by Mattemulsion (Tue 17th Mar 2020 8:05am)
  • Just woke up by my neighbour hammering at 7.15am, can't get back to sleep now. Currently plotting my revenge... by Mattemulsion (Fri 20th Mar 2020 7:33am)
  • *cough* *cough* Bo-T Outlawz by Mattemulsion (Wed 25th Mar 2020 3:13pm)
  • If the new provider wasn't due out until the start of April, there should be enough time to crawl back to the current provider and beg for forgiveness. Phone up and cancel the cancellation. by Mattemulsion (Fri 27th Mar 2020 11:46pm)
  • Just going to bed. Why? Cause I'm a rascal. Night x by Mattemulsion (Sat 28th Mar 2020 8:22am)
  • Take it you were baked when you wrote this? Haha by Mattemulsion (Sat 28th Mar 2020 6:46pm)
  • It appears on my app that you replied to a guy talking about a tax rebate. Your comment was written before the original, so I think the app is messed up. by Mattemulsion (Sat 28th Mar 2020 7:42pm)
  • Plenty roasters about my way I could point you towards... by Mattemulsion (Mon 30th Mar 2020 12:08am)
  • You're not from around here, are you? :) by Mattemulsion (Mon 30th Mar 2020 12:12am)
  • Haha ;) by Mattemulsion (Mon 30th Mar 2020 12:18am)
  • I got a Zensation on Saturday night. Waited 2 1/2 hours for the pleasure, but worth every minute. Korean chicken bites, Mummy Daddy. by Mattemulsion (Mon 30th Mar 2020 9:57pm)
  • Understood West End and Frankie Boyle. Can I speak Danish now? by Mattemulsion (Sat 4th Apr 2020 10:38pm)
  • I know what half you're on, sweetheart. by Mattemulsion (Sun 5th Apr 2020 12:50am)
  • Thought it was a good idea to make a cocktail of Mad Dog, Passoa and Lemonade. Big mistake. by Mattemulsion (Sun 5th Apr 2020 9:58am)
  • Got a piece n cheese n onion walkers shouting on me, when I can face it. by Mattemulsion (Sun 5th Apr 2020 12:46pm)
  • The noo? by Mattemulsion (Tue 7th Apr 2020 8:37am)
  • I tried this last night and it just said no stores were available - I think it's just "essential" items only. by Mattemulsion (Thu 9th Apr 2020 9:01am)
  • *Insert joke about yer maw, headboard etc etc* by Mattemulsion (Fri 10th Apr 2020 10:51pm)
  • Done a quick Twitter search and found 1 or 2 people talking about it, like a sub station or a sonic boom apparently? I'm in Maryhill and never heard anything, have the windows open. by Mattemulsion (Fri 10th Apr 2020 10:55pm)
  • Quality polis. by Mattemulsion (Sun 12th Apr 2020 8:05am)
  • We had a mouse recently and bought these wee plug in things that apparently play an annoying noise that repels rodents. I've got nae idea if they actually do anything or if it's just luck, but we've not had one since. Wouldn't harm to get a few of these - on top of the usual, traps, blocking entrances etc. by Mattemulsion (Sun 12th Apr 2020 8:13am)
  • They'll just come straight back in, pointless. by Mattemulsion (Sun 12th Apr 2020 12:53pm)
  • Total noob question here but I just bought a bike and don't want it to get nicked either - how did they get it if it was locked up? by Mattemulsion (Mon 13th Apr 2020 8:57am)
  • Source? by Mattemulsion (Tue 14th Apr 2020 7:43pm)
  • She is still missing, according to her dad 30 mins ago. Shite like this doesn't help (not you). by Mattemulsion (Tue 14th Apr 2020 7:47pm)
  • "She'll be out getting pumped". What's the deal with this? You hear it all the time when a bird goes missing. Can you not come up with anything better than this shite, recycled patter? by Mattemulsion (Tue 14th Apr 2020 7:50pm)
  • Not reading that shitrag but my understanding is that although her phone has been traced, she's not home yet. by Mattemulsion (Wed 15th Apr 2020 10:24am)
  • Yes, she's home now thankfully. by Mattemulsion (Wed 15th Apr 2020 2:15pm)
  • What rank are you? Been trying to find folk to team up with for a while. It's all I play, when the boss allows me to... by Mattemulsion (Thu 16th Apr 2020 10:03pm)
  • Multiple vodkas while searching for flights for my pals stag do. We had Hamburg booked at the start of May, that's obviously cancelled and they've had to reschedule the wedding which is a bummer. Kinda glad from a selfish point of view, since I hadn't started the best man speech! Anyway, enough slevering from me. What you doing tonight? by Mattemulsion (Thu 16th Apr 2020 10:07pm)
  • Trying to rebook for Aug/Sep but the prices are all 3x more than what we had 1st time round. Think the days of the cheap flight to Europe might be done for a while. What you listening to? by Mattemulsion (Thu 16th Apr 2020 10:11pm)
  • You make them, or is it out a can or something? by Mattemulsion (Thu 16th Apr 2020 10:19pm)
  • Cheers, have a good one! by Mattemulsion (Thu 16th Apr 2020 10:15pm)
  • Mike Tyson, he loves a doo or two. Failing that, get her fae Google Street maps. by Mattemulsion (Sat 18th Apr 2020 12:50am)
  • Was just about to comment and say I don't hear it but just heard it there. Is it shining a light towards anywhere? by Mattemulsion (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 11:19pm)
  • Where ye goin? by Mattemulsion (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 11:22pm)
  • Ecclefechan? by Mattemulsion (Fri 24th Apr 2020 1:12am)
  • Just realised that when I hear the words drag race, my first thought is Ru Paul. What has my life become. by Mattemulsion (Fri 24th Apr 2020 8:23pm)
  • You know it squirrelfriend by Mattemulsion (Fri 24th Apr 2020 9:56pm)
  • I took a hammer to mine last week, almost full again. by Mattemulsion (Wed 29th Apr 2020 11:36am)
  • PM incoming. by Mattemulsion (Wed 29th Apr 2020 11:20pm)
  • Not trying to be wide, but can you not just phone her? I know it's shite, my gran has COPD and is DNR, but as much as I'm choking to go and visit her I'm not doing it. by Mattemulsion (Wed 29th Apr 2020 11:53pm)
  • That's Reddit for you pal. But seriously, my advice is don't visit. The more we all stick to lockdown, quicker we get out it x by Mattemulsion (Thu 30th Apr 2020 12:49am)
  • I love their curry sauce, but the rest of the menu is meh. by Mattemulsion (Thu 7th May 2020 9:24pm)
  • It's annoying cause I love Kenny's, but the curry sauce burns the mouth off you. by Mattemulsion (Fri 8th May 2020 4:16pm)
  • Stranger danger. by Mattemulsion (Fri 8th May 2020 5:45pm)
  • Roughmussel always makes me chuckle. That or Stamperland, the land of the stampers. by Mattemulsion (Fri 8th May 2020 7:38pm)
  • It will always be Muh-lin-gav-ay to me by Mattemulsion (Fri 8th May 2020 11:22pm)
  • Umbongo by Mattemulsion (Fri 8th May 2020 11:20pm)
  • Awful. Bed time. by Mattemulsion (Sat 9th May 2020 1:26am)
  • Jenny Lind-legs by Mattemulsion (Sat 9th May 2020 1:25am)
  • Chip Chik Inn as suggested above. Jaconellis a close 2nd. by Mattemulsion (Wed 13th May 2020 10:16pm)
  • Horrible cobbled roads, nae parking. Lovely wee bit, but do NOT miss working there. by Mattemulsion (Wed 13th May 2020 10:15pm)
  • Absolutely. But trying telling that to my cars suspension! by Mattemulsion (Wed 13th May 2020 10:50pm)
  • Tap water? by Mattemulsion (Wed 13th May 2020 11:19pm)
  • Drove past last night on my way to Aldi, there was a massive queue outside. Definitely open. by Mattemulsion (Wed 13th May 2020 11:19pm)
  • I done one recently called Battlenips, basically Battleships but you need to guess where a topless woman's nips are. Can try and find it for you if you wish? by Mattemulsion (Fri 15th May 2020 5:36pm)
  • Hopefully this works. Just waiting on my mate to send me the answers, will PM you shortly when I get them. http://imgur.com/a/bq5KyL8 by Mattemulsion (Fri 15th May 2020 6:23pm)
  • You sunk my battleship... by Mattemulsion (Fri 15th May 2020 9:12pm)
  • How did it get there Roe? by Mattemulsion (Sat 16th May 2020 1:18am)
  • Must have fawn on hard times. by Mattemulsion (Sat 16th May 2020 1:40am)
  • Got a couple quizzes I could forward you? PM me your email! by Mattemulsion (Sat 16th May 2020 9:07am)
  • Southside folks - I need to take my car to Harry Fairbairn in Burnfield Road, Giffnock during the week. Looking at a 4 hour wait, any recommendations on how I can pass the time? Anything nearby, walks/parks etc that I can wander about in for a bit? by Mattemulsion (Sun 17th May 2020 8:09am)
  • Definitely Nanny Rooney. by Mattemulsion (Sun 17th May 2020 6:23pm)
  • Sounds like he's barking mad. by Mattemulsion (Thu 21st May 2020 7:17am)
  • PMd you mate x by Mattemulsion (Fri 22nd May 2020 11:01pm)
  • Hi chaps, I'm a regular on this sub. I've made contact with this person, I'm gonna go tomorrow and deliver a food package to them. My PayPal is mattmeek123@hotmail.co.uk If anyone wants to donate, send me a few quid. Otherwise, I'll pay for it myself. Thanks. by Mattemulsion (Fri 22nd May 2020 11:07pm)
  • Me? Or OP? by Mattemulsion (Fri 22nd May 2020 11:29pm)
  • Thanks mate x by Mattemulsion (Fri 22nd May 2020 11:34pm)
  • Thank you x by Mattemulsion (Fri 22nd May 2020 11:36pm)
  • Think I just received it, thank you very much my friend. I'll make sure it gets to a worthy cause x by Mattemulsion (Fri 22nd May 2020 11:59pm)
  • Appreciate it so much, thank you x by Mattemulsion (Sat 23rd May 2020 12:14am)
  • Can I just say thank you so fucking much to this sub! Unbelievable. I'll make sure it gets to a worthy home, thank you x by Mattemulsion (Sat 23rd May 2020 12:13am)
  • Your Mileage May Vary. Save anyone else a Google. by Mattemulsion (Fri 29th May 2020 8:49am)
  • I miss this. by Mattemulsion (Fri 29th May 2020 4:43pm)
  • If the shoe fits... by Mattemulsion (Sat 30th May 2020 3:46pm)
  • Stood outside for 20 minutes and saw nante. Fuck Elon Musk. by Mattemulsion (Sat 30th May 2020 10:27pm)
  • Alkas uncle by Mattemulsion (Sat 30th May 2020 10:55pm)
  • So you're looking for beautiful, picturesque places in Scotland? All out of ideas, mate. Sorry. Don't think there are any left. by Mattemulsion (Sat 6th Jun 2020 12:54am)
  • I can 2nd this. Was a good few years ago right enough, but they were decent. by Mattemulsion (Sat 6th Jun 2020 11:44pm)
  • Had a dry/sore throat & cough since Friday. Felt really warm last night, feared the worst and booked a test at the airport this morning. Got my result back already, all clear thankfully. by Mattemulsion (Mon 8th Jun 2020 7:43pm)
  • Post Malones distant cousin by Mattemulsion (Wed 10th Jun 2020 11:30pm)
  • Not sure if this is universal, but a few years back I had the same situation and was told I can replace the existing with my own on the basis that when I move out, I either put the originals back (assuming it meant to store the originals somewhere) or leave my furniture there. by Mattemulsion (Fri 12th Jun 2020 7:48pm)
  • Black Horse in Summerston are doing Heineken & Guiness. Cocktails at £5 too, skittles daiquiri was amazing. by Mattemulsion (Thu 18th Jun 2020 11:57pm)
  • I've always wanted to get in to fishing but don't have a clue where to start. Any videos you can recommend that were helpful? Might give you a shout when this is over if you fancy helping us learn the ropes? by Mattemulsion (Fri 26th Jun 2020 4:57pm)
  • Went to a rave on that boat, Sunday Circus. Rodriguez Jr was playing, one of my favourite DJs back in the day. Good memories. by Mattemulsion (Sat 27th Jun 2020 5:18pm)
  • I generally hate people so a positive is having excuse to not speak to too many people. by Mattemulsion (Sun 5th Jul 2020 12:46am)
  • It's finally the introverts time to shine :) by Mattemulsion (Sun 5th Jul 2020 2:25am)
  • I don't know for sure it was them but I know Kindness Homeless Street Team give out food/toiletries etc on a Monday (as well as other days). Another opportunity to plug their GoFundMe - https://www.gofundme.com/f/kindness-homeless-street-team-glasgow by Mattemulsion (Mon 6th Jul 2020 8:17pm)
  • Sounds good, need something new to listen to. How frequent are the episodes? Not sure if you're aware already but there's another podcast on Spotify of the same name. Found yours fine, but a bummer nonetheless. by Mattemulsion (Sat 11th Jul 2020 11:40pm)
  • It's definitely been open on Just Eat. Never tried it but noticed it open when drunkenly ordering a pizza few weeks back. by Mattemulsion (Mon 13th Jul 2020 8:42pm)
  • Technically correct, in the sense that it canny get any worse than it is the now... by Mattemulsion (Wed 15th Jul 2020 9:18pm)
  • It's full of rockets, the biggest being yours truly. If you ever see me, walk on the other side of the road... I jest, it's absolutely safe. Nothing to worry about! by Mattemulsion (Wed 15th Jul 2020 9:17pm)
  • Throat like a junkies carpet. Never smoking cigars again. by Mattemulsion (Sun 19th Jul 2020 9:49am)
  • That'll be why my throat hurts then. It was they wee shitey camel ones. Honkin. by Mattemulsion (Sun 19th Jul 2020 4:00pm)
  • Circle of life mate. Dog eat dog world, or should I say, bird eat bird... by Mattemulsion (Fri 24th Jul 2020 1:02am)
  • Didn't know Alan from The Hangover had a Scottish lovechild. by Mattemulsion (Sat 25th Jul 2020 4:01pm)
  • How? The satchel, big beard. Do you look exactly like your da? by Mattemulsion (Sat 25th Jul 2020 6:08pm)
  • Based on what? by Mattemulsion (Mon 27th Jul 2020 10:41pm)
  • I'm really sorry that happened to you, kids can be cruel. I do recall hearing stories of teenagers pushing people off of bikes when I was younger. I have to ask though - what leads you to believe it was a racist attack rather than just shoving someone off a bike? Did they use any racist language towards you? From what you described, it just sounds like teenagers being arseholes. Not any less worse for you right enough, still a shite situation. Sorry mate. by Mattemulsion (Thu 30th Jul 2020 7:46am)
  • The young teams need to make a come back. Give them someone to chib. by Mattemulsion (Thu 30th Jul 2020 11:55pm)
  • I watched part 1 of this 2 weeks ago but can't find the 2nd part anywhere, gutted. by Mattemulsion (Mon 3rd Aug 2020 8:23pm)
  • Asda in Maryhill selling 64GB MicroSDXC UHS-I cards with adapter for £2.40, pretty sure it's a mistake as the 32GB ones were £14 or something. Fill yer boots! by Mattemulsion (Thu 6th Aug 2020 2:48pm)
  • You sure that wasn't just the sun? ;) by Mattemulsion (Fri 7th Aug 2020 6:35am)
  • I was considering applying for a new job, but in the current climate I think I should just count myself lucky that I'm in a relatively safe job and stay put. by Mattemulsion (Tue 18th Aug 2020 10:39pm)
  • Is this subject becoming quite common now? I never downvoted for what it's worth, but I feel like there is a thread about loud bangs/noises every other day? by Mattemulsion (Tue 18th Aug 2020 11:11pm)
  • Some also pronounce it "Shithole". by Mattemulsion (Fri 21st Aug 2020 7:45am)
  • Although it's classed as Uddingston, where you'll be living is pretty far from most reviews and stuff you've probably been reading. It's definitely not the worst area, but I grew up around there and I wouldn't live there if I had a choice. I am part of a local Facebook group and it's always young neds running around causing mayhem, lots of break ins etc. It does have a decent bus service compared to other areas in Lanarkshire, generally every 10 minutes for the Glasgow bus. by Mattemulsion (Fri 21st Aug 2020 5:01pm)
  • You're pretty committed to the old "banter bus" bants, eh? Might just earn you a seat on the bus ;) by Mattemulsion (Fri 21st Aug 2020 10:58pm)
  • Where you'll be staying is pretty much in the middle of Hamilton Technology Park. New estate, should be pretty safe to live. Only problem is there's fuck all there. On one side you have Hillhouse - avoid at all costs. To catch the 263 you'd have to go to High Blantyre which is probably a 15/20 minute walk from where you are. High Blantyre has nothing in it really apart from Carrigans restaurant but there is a Greggs & Tim Hortons in the Technology park. There's an Asda in Low Blantyre - about another 10 mins from High Blantyre. Happy to answer any other questions you have off the back of this, let me know if I can be of assistance! by Mattemulsion (Sat 22nd Aug 2020 12:29pm)
  • Tortolanos in Uddingston is pretty good. Jaconellis in Maryhill have home made ice cream that's good too. by Mattemulsion (Sat 22nd Aug 2020 8:41pm)
  • Chip Chik Inn too. Best chippy and best ice cream in one swoop. by Mattemulsion (Sat 22nd Aug 2020 8:40pm)
  • Bottle a buck down by the Clydeside, al fresco by Mattemulsion (Wed 26th Aug 2020 12:03am)
  • Aye, in Purgatory. by Mattemulsion (Thu 27th Aug 2020 7:45pm)
  • That's the one thing I miss from moving from Uddingston to Summerston. Just no the same, miss the Anvil big time. Just want her back. by Mattemulsion (Sat 29th Aug 2020 1:12am)
  • After wit? Are the clubs even open yet? by Mattemulsion (Sat 29th Aug 2020 2:39am)
  • They were MY drug dealers though :) /s Wasn't that bad, it's now the Crafty Fox. Will always be the vil by Mattemulsion (Sat 29th Aug 2020 2:56am)
  • Haste ye back! by Mattemulsion (Sun 30th Aug 2020 9:44am)
  • Not the same if you don't know anyone though, unfortunately for me. So... Summerston pints soon boys? /u/MawsAcidTemple by Mattemulsion (Sun 30th Aug 2020 9:20pm)
  • Anybody know any Pitch and Putts that are open? by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Sep 2020 3:43pm)
  • Just saw Erick Morillo is deed. I remember going to the Arches to see him years ago and he got arrested at Glasgow airport and never turned up. RIP. by Mattemulsion (Thu 3rd Sep 2020 7:42am)
  • When I lived in a flat I just turned it off. If I was expecting someone I just told them to call beforehand. by Mattemulsion (Fri 4th Sep 2020 5:14pm)
  • Not technically Glasgow, but the Olympia in Bothwell does Spicy Chicken Breasts and they are to die for. by Mattemulsion (Fri 4th Sep 2020 8:57pm)
  • Have I missed something here? by Mattemulsion (Fri 4th Sep 2020 11:45pm)
  • Got the fear, big time. Going to sit down in the shower and tell myself it will be alright. by Mattemulsion (Sat 5th Sep 2020 9:06am)
  • How does one not be a keyboard warrior, when being behind a keyboard? by Mattemulsion (Sat 5th Sep 2020 4:46pm)
  • I missed it too, sounds like a doozy. Gutted. by Mattemulsion (Sat 5th Sep 2020 4:57pm)
  • Fuck, I never even considered the factor. by Mattemulsion (Sat 5th Sep 2020 5:21pm)
  • Where did the meetup thread from earlier go? Sad it's disappeared, was looking forward to some of the replies! by Mattemulsion (Tue 8th Sep 2020 4:04pm)
  • Used them the last 2y and they were brilliant. I think they were taken over too in the last year n 1/2. by Mattemulsion (Wed 9th Sep 2020 1:31am)
  • Well you just might if you visit here everyday ;) by Mattemulsion (Wed 9th Sep 2020 7:10am)
  • Sorry don't have any recommendations for printing, but that just seems illogical to me - are they asking you to do a presentation on paper then show a flipboard over the webcam?? Can you push back at all? There is a share function specifically for this! by Mattemulsion (Thu 10th Sep 2020 2:19pm)
  • Got lost many a time down there by Mattemulsion (Thu 10th Sep 2020 9:56pm)
  • Maybe OP wants to get pished and sniff gear. Ever consider that? by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Sep 2020 5:23pm)
  • Waterstones Braehead do a decent selection of board game. Might be worth a phone call tomorrow to see. by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Sep 2020 9:01pm)
  • Fuck sake big toes, make sure to come up for air next time. A month ago you were 85% sure you were going to Napier, now it's 75% Strathclyde? Glasgow is sound, that's all you need to know. Want to move in with me? by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Sep 2020 9:29pm)
  • Mind yer Spandex too, canny forget the Spandex. by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Sep 2020 10:24pm)
  • They should try driving around car parks, heard through the grapevine that's how it works. by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Sep 2020 10:21pm)
  • Some people are in to cars. That's their hobby. Not mine, but each to their own. Said people often drive they cars, as intended. How dare they? Did you see a big bad person in a modified car and get scared? Diddums. by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Sep 2020 10:20pm)
  • Definitely not. by Mattemulsion (Sun 13th Sep 2020 12:59am)
  • TTF were amazing man. Literally canny beat the old times, not to get too sentimental but it's all about the memories. by Mattemulsion (Sun 13th Sep 2020 3:25am)
  • You offering? -_- by Mattemulsion (Sun 13th Sep 2020 4:01am)
  • Used to live nextdoor to the keyboard player. Good times. by Mattemulsion (Sun 13th Sep 2020 4:32am)
  • I recently had a log for the first time in years and it was not as good as I remember, not sure if something changed or it's just me. by Mattemulsion (Sun 13th Sep 2020 8:50pm)
  • Budhill park next to Shettleston is enclosed almost all the way round, except for the entrance. by Mattemulsion (Tue 15th Sep 2020 7:15pm)
  • I'm sure the dug won't mind. by Mattemulsion (Wed 16th Sep 2020 1:35pm)
  • Heard they had nae rolls but? by Mattemulsion (Thu 17th Sep 2020 12:36am)
  • Be honest, did you scran the teacakes? by Mattemulsion (Fri 18th Sep 2020 9:26pm)
  • The lentil and bacon one used to be deadly but anytime I've bought it recently it had a weird, metal taste to it. Pretty sure I've seem them in Maryhill Asda. by Mattemulsion (Sat 19th Sep 2020 10:18am)
  • STEAL YER MAN, SNIFF YER GEAR. by Mattemulsion (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 1:37pm)
  • Shat Inn in Uddingston. by Mattemulsion (Thu 24th Sep 2020 11:11pm)
  • Spicy as shit though by Mattemulsion (Fri 25th Sep 2020 12:59am)
  • Had to get a second opinion, but I think you might be right. Spicy means spicy, who'd have thought it? There can also be different levels of spice too, as crazy as it may sound. by Mattemulsion (Fri 25th Sep 2020 1:31am)
  • If you canny recognise there's different levels of how spicy stuff is then I don't know what to say. Some people don't eat a Vindaloo cause it's too spicy. Catch my drift? by Mattemulsion (Fri 25th Sep 2020 8:51am)
  • I see a morning wood-pecker daily, definitely an exciting way to start the day. by Mattemulsion (Fri 25th Sep 2020 9:53am)
  • Is this the new patter now? If so, it's tragic. by Mattemulsion (Wed 30th Sep 2020 11:47pm)
  • It's a thankless job, but someone's got to do it. by Mattemulsion (Thu 1st Oct 2020 12:01am)
  • Bought a bike for £250, it's been used twice and now collecting rust out my back garden. by Mattemulsion (Fri 2nd Oct 2020 11:55pm)
  • Lazy. Will hopefully get the motivation sometime soon. by Mattemulsion (Sat 3rd Oct 2020 3:04pm)
  • What makes a mushroom magic? by Mattemulsion (Thu 8th Oct 2020 11:07pm)
  • What happened to cause Jim to get half his leg amputated? ;) by Mattemulsion (Sat 10th Oct 2020 12:58am)
  • When you have a christening at 4, but cuppy doubles at 2. by Mattemulsion (Sat 10th Oct 2020 1:30am)
  • What did they Doe? Just stand and stare at you? by Mattemulsion (Sat 10th Oct 2020 8:16am)
  • Genuinely thought you were asking if they can handle a drive by shooting... by Mattemulsion (Tue 13th Oct 2020 3:42pm)
  • I took that as the landlord turned out to be fake rather than the money, not sure though. by Mattemulsion (Fri 16th Oct 2020 1:32pm)
  • https://twitter.com/Therebel882/status/1317200846426341378?s=19 by Mattemulsion (Fri 16th Oct 2020 11:07pm)
  • In training for an episode of Graham Norton. by Mattemulsion (Fri 16th Oct 2020 11:31pm)
  • South. by Mattemulsion (Tue 20th Oct 2020 7:01pm)
  • Depends what end though, generally will work in a ring kind of way. You could be living next to an exchange and be last in the loop. Didn't word that too well cause alcohol... by Mattemulsion (Wed 28th Oct 2020 11:24pm)
  • Heading down to the Mull of Galloway for a wee night away, taking the dug too. Not a bad day for it at all. by Mattemulsion (Fri 30th Oct 2020 9:58am)
  • Brillaint. Did you do your homework about the pug, or was that a coincidence? ;) by Mattemulsion (Fri 30th Oct 2020 10:35pm)
  • I used to see them often when I was a young pup mucking about down the Davy Livy bridge by Mattemulsion (Sat 31st Oct 2020 6:56pm)
  • Is it still open? I just googled and it says it's closed? by Mattemulsion (Sat 31st Oct 2020 11:34pm)
  • End of the week I think. by Mattemulsion (Sun 1st Nov 2020 2:15pm)
  • Plenty wee cows about Maryhill by Mattemulsion (Wed 4th Nov 2020 12:20am)
  • I just started a new role as a Network & Security Admin, saw plenty decent jobs when gandering at Indeed. IT for the most part should be in demand and not affected too much by the pandemic. by Mattemulsion (Thu 5th Nov 2020 3:32pm)
  • None for me. Just hunners a butter. by Mattemulsion (Thu 5th Nov 2020 11:32pm)
  • For some reason my first though was Silent Hill for PS1/2. by Mattemulsion (Sat 7th Nov 2020 12:36am)
  • Going by recent news, is that somebodies letterbox? by Mattemulsion (Sat 7th Nov 2020 1:22am)
  • Where did it all go wrong? by Mattemulsion (Tue 10th Nov 2020 12:51pm)
  • Were you not just kinda having a go at people for not knowing the rules, yet you’re not sure if it’s exempt? by Mattemulsion (Thu 12th Nov 2020 8:42pm)
  • Iain Crocker at 63 minutes made a smug comment - “fancy a 2nd goal anyone?”. It was at that point, I knew we were doomed. by Mattemulsion (Thu 12th Nov 2020 9:56pm)
  • Yessssss lad, the reverse psychology on the gods worked 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 by Mattemulsion (Thu 12th Nov 2020 10:26pm)
  • Kindness Homeless Street Team who give out meals at George Square have an Amazon wishlist in the 1st link. Alternatively can donate to the PayPal if you wish to put money towards a Christmas dinner for the people in need. Amazon: https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/2BCHYR4YKXAFU?ref_=wl_share&fbclid=IwAR2LhwUbYhj5BBo_1amzShjTadkBb9zg53CwCAjGdZdRM54SmmD2w6mcvMs PayPal: https://PayPal.me/KindnessHST by Mattemulsion (Thu 12th Nov 2020 10:57pm)
  • What’s the cost? Is it a remote course? How long? by Mattemulsion (Thu 12th Nov 2020 11:04pm)
  • HBD. Hope his present is some lube on the hot poker up his arse. by Mattemulsion (Sun 15th Nov 2020 9:19am)
  • Denmark? ;) by Mattemulsion (Wed 18th Nov 2020 11:33pm)
  • Did they by any chance have white n black striped jail issued clothing, and a bag with the word “SWAG” written on it? by Mattemulsion (Thu 19th Nov 2020 10:01pm)
  • Quioir by Mattemulsion (Thu 19th Nov 2020 11:48pm)
  • Heard it in Maryhill, was told it was the telly. Real ones know it wasn’t. by Mattemulsion (Fri 20th Nov 2020 12:29am)
  • My family secret is piercing several holes in the film lid after removing the lasagne from the Morrisons packaging. by Mattemulsion (Fri 20th Nov 2020 9:22pm)
  • Must have beat my comment by seconds. I will accept defeat and delete. by Mattemulsion (Fri 20th Nov 2020 9:40pm)
  • The neighbours... by Mattemulsion (Fri 20th Nov 2020 11:42pm)
  • Absolutely agree. Who are they again? by Mattemulsion (Sat 21st Nov 2020 10:36pm)
  • It’s actually a Calima, swept over from the Irish Desert. by Mattemulsion (Thu 26th Nov 2020 9:57am)
  • GHOSTBUSTERS! by Mattemulsion (Fri 27th Nov 2020 12:01am)
  • Sharing all the weans? by Mattemulsion (Sat 28th Nov 2020 9:50pm)
  • So many questions...but can’t stop zooming in on the woman’s face at the back. What even is that? by Mattemulsion (Sat 28th Nov 2020 10:36pm)
  • If you think I’d pay £5.99 delivery for a £4 bit of cheese then you’re absolutely right. Already en route. by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 12:04am)
  • Anybody know of a barber where I can get an appointment today? I thought they were closed but I’m led to believe some are open if you book an appointment? by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 9:08am)
  • Yeah I thought that was the case. I know for sure of one that’s open as their booking system offered me 07/12. by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 9:22am)
  • Guess I’ll just have to get the scissors out then by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 10:14am)
  • I hope so... by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 12:22pm)
  • I don’t post too much for this reason, but I made a post last night about missing buying a certain cheese from the Glasgow Christmas Markets. I never specified Glasgow Markets but just wrote Christmas Markets, I wonder if they’re so pernickety that it was removed because I never wrote the word Glasgow. by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 9:49pm)
  • I drunkenly bought Madras Cheese that I normally get from the markets, £4 with £5.99 delivery. Winning! by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 10:14pm)
  • Get the popcorn out lads, it’s poppin off by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 10:17pm)
  • It was, aye! I tried that Madras cheese from Isle of Kintyre at last years Christmas Market and I genuinely think about it at least once a week. So good. by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 10:20pm)
  • Still got that flair, not seen it in a while. Respect. Was there no a guy named George that was quite vocal on this sub a while back? Might have made that name up. What ever happened to him? by Mattemulsion (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 11:00pm)
  • That’s the one! Wonder where he went, blocked maybe. by Mattemulsion (Thu 3rd Dec 2020 8:25am)
  • Aw I think you’re right actually. by Mattemulsion (Fri 4th Dec 2020 8:09am)
  • How many tiers do Gods cakes have? by Mattemulsion (Fri 4th Dec 2020 6:32pm)
  • 13. My glorious hometown of Bothwell. by Mattemulsion (Fri 4th Dec 2020 8:37pm)
  • Forth. Genius. by Mattemulsion (Fri 4th Dec 2020 8:45pm)
  • Removed, ffs. by Mattemulsion (Fri 4th Dec 2020 8:50pm)
  • I wondered why it kept changing 13 to 10...I rage quit n deleted it. by Mattemulsion (Fri 4th Dec 2020 8:55pm)
  • Ear you, that’s a bit harsh. by Mattemulsion (Fri 4th Dec 2020 11:43pm)
  • What’s wrong wae James Blunt? ;) by Mattemulsion (Sat 5th Dec 2020 12:16am)
  • What course did you join mate? Be happy to get a game when possible! by Mattemulsion (Sat 5th Dec 2020 8:22am)
  • Exchange rate of a Scottish passport would be approximately 2 jeggy bottles and a packet of space raiders. Roughly equates to 2 English pints of carling. by Mattemulsion (Fri 11th Dec 2020 12:00am)
  • Neither dae I, that’s the point brethren. All in jest. by Mattemulsion (Fri 11th Dec 2020 12:09am)
  • Ragin that you reminded me of it since I’m on slimming world, but Zensation on Queen Margaret Drive is outstanding. The Korean chicken bites are terrible, don’t get them. by Mattemulsion (Fri 11th Dec 2020 1:22am)
  • Finally got a hair cut. Sweet relief. by Mattemulsion (Fri 11th Dec 2020 10:58am)
  • Canny see anything for the fog. by Mattemulsion (Fri 11th Dec 2020 11:56pm)
  • I agree, their curry sauce is pony. But the Katsu sauce is life. Never tried Peggys, defo will in future. I loved Wongs curry sauce, but everything else from there was ghastly. by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Dec 2020 1:14am)
  • Forgewood ABC is probably your best bet for boxing. by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Dec 2020 2:12am)
  • I can’t stop thinking of this now. Want for breakfast. by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Dec 2020 7:15pm)
  • This escalated quickly. Have I whooshed at some code word? by Mattemulsion (Sun 13th Dec 2020 12:09am)
  • Do they not?? /s XD by Mattemulsion (Sun 13th Dec 2020 1:27am)
  • Shat the hoose? by Mattemulsion (Sun 13th Dec 2020 2:04am)
  • Never seen the video in question, but I saw her on James English’ podcast which can be found here. https://youtu.be/_vPvtFjB71U by Mattemulsion (Wed 16th Dec 2020 11:59pm)
  • Guess I’m a bam then... by Mattemulsion (Sat 19th Dec 2020 12:49am)
  • Hate the fact that I have become one of they people now, but where can I print something off near Maryhill/West End? Refuse to drive 26 miles to use my work one. by Mattemulsion (Sat 19th Dec 2020 8:32am)
  • Must have been subconscious as I got called a bam on the sub last night for being a fan...The Rain and Ruff Ryders Anthem are my personal favourites. by Mattemulsion (Sat 19th Dec 2020 8:30am)
  • Worst patter going. Please, no more. by Mattemulsion (Sun 20th Dec 2020 8:30pm)
  • Argoths by Mattemulsion (Sun 20th Dec 2020 11:16pm)
  • Yeah it’s a scam mate. You can send PayPal by 2 means - as a buyer/seller which offers people protection i.e. if you scam me, I can make a claim to get the money back. But also in my experience, they will ask you to send by Friends and Family, which offers no fees and no protection - and your money will be gone. You have no recourse, because you agreed to send it to a family or friend. by Mattemulsion (Mon 21st Dec 2020 11:21pm)
  • ENNNNNNNNANNNNNNNENNN by Mattemulsion (Mon 21st Dec 2020 11:25pm)
  • Good insight, thanks for that. by Mattemulsion (Mon 21st Dec 2020 11:44pm)
  • What is this “Google hide a BBC link” that you speak of? Please learn to grammar. In before the edit. by Mattemulsion (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 11:49pm)
  • Scared to peek over the fence, might brave it later if I feel up to it. by Mattemulsion (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 11:50pm)
  • If you’re going to be pernickety then make sure you adhere to your own standards. I think it’s clear you’re the only Cybertube about here. by Mattemulsion (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 12:01am)
  • Are you my dog? by Mattemulsion (Thu 24th Dec 2020 10:49am)
  • You’ve got to try and sell yourself, nah? i.e. make up lies. It’s standard. Not gonna attract the talent by advertising you like going to the Sanctuary and enjoy sniffing council. by Mattemulsion (Sat 26th Dec 2020 12:14am)
  • Naw, I definitely agree. But speaking as a man who met his girlfriend on an online dating site, 1st impressions mean a lot. So lie until it becomes reality, that’s my motto. by Mattemulsion (Sat 26th Dec 2020 12:20am)
  • You sound like a sound cunt, sure you’ll make pals no bother! by Mattemulsion (Sat 26th Dec 2020 12:29am)
  • Bawsweat by Mattemulsion (Sat 26th Dec 2020 6:40pm)
  • I think it’s a bam up, saw someone I know mention it earlier. Working a treat though - whoever started it, bravo. by Mattemulsion (Sun 27th Dec 2020 11:08pm)
  • Nothing. Just everybody asking about a video that apparently doesn’t exist. Mass hysteria. by Mattemulsion (Sun 27th Dec 2020 11:12pm)
  • We took our wee chap to Dog Days who are based in Whiteinch. Not sure if it’ll be as personal as you are looking for, but could be useful for getting your dog socialised. They have a facility in Whiteinch with different rooms, and have webcams with an app that you can use to keep an eye on them. by Mattemulsion (Mon 28th Dec 2020 7:32pm)
  • Now imagining kickboxing, 35 year old vs a 5 year old by Mattemulsion (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 1:35pm)
  • You’re forgetting your working class ducks, they enjoy Sunblest/Mothers Pride etc. Don’t normally come out until after working hours though. by Mattemulsion (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 7:37pm)
  • Away to your bed sweetheart, that’s plenty. by Mattemulsion (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 11:02pm)
  • You okay petal? You sound bothered. It’ll be alright. by Mattemulsion (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 11:11pm)
  • Missed the part where I have a team, but I’ll humour you... You sound really upset for someone who’s team just won, you’d think you’d be happy and celebrate the win instead of obsessing over Celtic fans. by Mattemulsion (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 11:32pm)
  • Going out your way to call them “unwashed paedo lovers” when commenting on a video of Rangers fans, where there’s no relevance to Celtic? Absolutely. by Mattemulsion (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 11:37pm)
  • It is, when the video has nothing to do with them. While we’re at it, fuck trump and boris Johnson. Not going out my way to say that either, cause I’m already on Reddit anyway. by Mattemulsion (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 11:49pm)
  • Can you not just enjoy your team winning instead of calling people unwashed paedo hunters? Not you specifically, but that was my point... by Mattemulsion (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 11:46pm)
  • My thought exactly, it was strange eh? by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 12:17am)
  • It’s all good, hope you enjoy the win! Probably deserved I’d imagine, but I just don’t correlate celebrating your teams win and calling the opposition fans unwashed paedos. Maybe just me, but I’m past caring now. by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 12:21am)
  • The zingers continue by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 12:59am)
  • Belter, got me there. by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 12:57am)
  • Hence, my obsessed comment earlier. Correlating rangers winning a game with a “paedophilic abuse” comment about Celtic. by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 12:54am)
  • Maybe try admiring your football team, then this discussion wouldn’t happen. Shame. by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 1:02am)
  • I’ll go all night, I’m a stubborn bastard. by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 1:01am)
  • Racist by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 12:59am)
  • About as relevant as 55, since your team are deed by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 1:06am)
  • So is 46. Don’t hear me bragging about it. by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 1:04am)
  • Still love you but x by Mattemulsion (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 1:11am)
  • Pretty sure that’s Victoria Park, rather than Queens Park. by Mattemulsion (Mon 4th Jan 2021 6:41pm)
  • Not sure, but I feel like “Tenements and Punchbags” would be a great name for an album. by Mattemulsion (Fri 8th Jan 2021 10:18pm)
  • What about Chinese whispers though? They are almost factual. by Mattemulsion (Fri 8th Jan 2021 10:29pm)
  • You’d think with a username like that, you’d enjoy the snow photos... by Mattemulsion (Fri 8th Jan 2021 10:27pm)
  • Is this not the Bolivian Salt flats? ;) by Mattemulsion (Sat 9th Jan 2021 2:13am)
  • Like faither, like son. Cuttla Pedofiles. by Mattemulsion (Sat 9th Jan 2021 1:25am)
  • I think the dog was abandoned at a homeless shelter/hostel. Thieves were no doubt still inside the building. by Mattemulsion (Sun 10th Jan 2021 9:28am)
  • I mind the car drove past me in Blantyre when I was cutting down hedges working for the council, gave it the vickies. Always check every now and again to see if it has updated but must not have been recording. Gutted. by Mattemulsion (Sat 16th Jan 2021 1:10am)
  • I regrettably signed up for this pile of shit a while back (Nextdoor, not the actual shit) and am still getting the emails (to junk, so not bothered enough to unsubscribe). It seems like a place for Facebook maws n da’s to congregate and complain about nonsense. Saw someone the other day complain about people taking their dogs to a park to walk them, as if they were in the wrong... by Mattemulsion (Tue 19th Jan 2021 10:48pm)
  • Sounds too familiar...it’s actually a lot more fun than it looks. Lately I’ve been replying to the faux pas posts to say they should bring back ‘angin. Good times, got to get your kicks somehow. by Mattemulsion (Wed 20th Jan 2021 12:04am)
  • Had a random thought the other day (thinking about a mates future stag do) - I wonder how strippers are coping during this? Are they furloughed? Will COVID-19 crush the stripping industry, what with distancing etc. by Mattemulsion (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 10:03am)
  • That makes sense. I had a picture in my head of them retraining as a plumber or something... by Mattemulsion (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 12:34pm)
  • Deliver to your front door, ASDA. by Mattemulsion (Wed 27th Jan 2021 1:20am)
  • Funnily enough, that’s how you’re imagined too sweetheart. by Mattemulsion (Wed 27th Jan 2021 11:36pm)
  • Everyday truly is a school day...was about to make a shitey joke to the commenter below calling him a Necrophiliac, until I realised something...they are actually related! In Latin, Necro = the dead, and Polis = body of citizens. Might be obvious to a lot of people, but to a simpleton like me - I am shooketh! by Mattemulsion (Thu 11th Feb 2021 12:16am)
  • Leo the silent raver? by Mattemulsion (Sat 13th Feb 2021 8:31pm)
  • The adjacent streets are normally dead... by Mattemulsion (Sat 13th Feb 2021 11:01pm)
  • Can’t remember requesting this...why not stick them in a calendar and post it at the end of the year? by Mattemulsion (Sun 14th Feb 2021 12:07am)
  • There’s an allegation that he stole the idea from an Italian chap he shared a workshop with, who died before their court case could be finalised. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/jun/17/humanities.internationaleducationnews by Mattemulsion (Sun 14th Feb 2021 9:45am)
  • Well done 🤙🏻 by Mattemulsion (Sun 14th Feb 2021 7:34pm)
  • Billiongraves.com - managed to find my great grans recently on there. by Mattemulsion (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 7:44pm)
  • This is the truth, as much as it’s fucking annoying. Always find a way round a technicality. by Mattemulsion (Sat 27th Feb 2021 11:32pm)
  • Dunns Red Cola is fucking caviar but the last few times I’ve had it there’s been a funny taste off it and it’s put me right off. The Limeade and Orangeade are top tier as well. by Mattemulsion (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 8:34pm)
  • Does Gary McF count? by Mattemulsion (Thu 4th Mar 2021 11:36pm)
  • I definitely want the recipe... by Mattemulsion (Sun 7th Mar 2021 7:22pm)
  • What about the streaming? by Mattemulsion (Sun 7th Mar 2021 9:17pm)
  • Poor Nessie’s looking skinny, guess that’s the impact of lockdown... by Mattemulsion (Mon 8th Mar 2021 10:37pm)
  • In the same situation, hopefully can piggyback and get some good tips from the comments - specifically for a new build myself. by Mattemulsion (Wed 10th Mar 2021 10:37pm)
  • You can park outside, just give them your reg when you go in by Mattemulsion (Fri 12th Mar 2021 6:06pm)
  • Purgatory by Mattemulsion (Fri 12th Mar 2021 10:12pm)
  • Nah I know, was just joshing. Everyone knows it’s the Scottish equivalent of Mayfair. by Mattemulsion (Fri 12th Mar 2021 10:54pm)
  • I don’t want to get involved in this argument, but I need to know - why no space between the I and am? Unless you’re promoting a range of dug food, then I’ll shout my whore mouth. by Mattemulsion (Mon 15th Mar 2021 12:43am)
  • Two words. “Rat piss”. by Mattemulsion (Thu 18th Mar 2021 11:16pm)
  • LAWRANCE CHAYNAAAY by Mattemulsion (Fri 19th Mar 2021 12:24am)
  • I bought the missus tickets to the Werq the World tour from last season and that’s still not been yet! by Mattemulsion (Fri 19th Mar 2021 12:23am)
  • Bellahouston Park has a fenced in dog bit that is free. What breed is your dog? by Mattemulsion (Fri 19th Mar 2021 11:31pm)
  • I couldn’t help but think Lawrence won because the follow on show will be more entertaining. The Viviennes follow up show was terrible. Not taking anything away from Lawrence, but I thought Bimini should have won. by Mattemulsion (Fri 19th Mar 2021 11:41pm)
  • It was on BBC iPlayer, probably still there now! by Mattemulsion (Sat 20th Mar 2021 10:17am)
  • Biggest lot of merde I’ve heard by Mattemulsion (Sat 20th Mar 2021 10:44pm)
  • Never knew this, everyday’s a school day. by Mattemulsion (Sat 20th Mar 2021 10:44pm)
  • Better call the cobs and report it by Mattemulsion (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 1:13pm)
  • Release the hounds, super. by Mattemulsion (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 10:41pm)
  • Glad I could be of service. by Mattemulsion (Wed 24th Mar 2021 12:03am)
  • Could get a wait n return for that. Cunts by Mattemulsion (Fri 26th Mar 2021 12:27am)
  • Bus wankers! by Mattemulsion (Fri 26th Mar 2021 10:34pm)
  • I’m just going for my 1st mortgage, been in my current job since November and was only asked for 3 months. We are doing it through a financial advisor, no idea if that’s different but I’d think 4 months should be fine. Ours is through Leeds Building Society. As suggested, probably best if your friend speaks to the lender and explains. by Mattemulsion (Sat 27th Mar 2021 9:55am)
  • Lack of mountains in Ruchazie, but you never know... by Mattemulsion (Sat 27th Mar 2021 10:40pm)
  • I don’t know if it’s related, but earlier about 5pm I saw a Royal Navy Bomb Squad and then Mountain Rescue meatwagons on blue lights heading eastward on the M8 past the Royal Infirmary and wondered where they were going to. by Mattemulsion (Sat 27th Mar 2021 10:39pm)
  • Someone has to, I guess... WRONG WAY, DOWN A ONE WAY STREEEEET. by Mattemulsion (Tue 30th Mar 2021 11:03am)
  • I’d go for it, will be well worth the downvotes by Mattemulsion (Tue 30th Mar 2021 2:49pm)
  • I ain’t clicking on that shit. Hacker... by Mattemulsion (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 12:44am)
  • If it’s for tyres, do not use pitstop tyres in Lochburn Road. Scraped fuck out my alloys. by Mattemulsion (Sun 4th Apr 2021 11:16pm)
  • My Dad got the Pfizer from there, but I don’t know if that means they’ll all be the same. No idea how it works. by Mattemulsion (Wed 7th Apr 2021 10:11pm)
  • Played it last week for the first time, fuck me it’s hilly as shit. The 13th nearly killed me. by Mattemulsion (Sun 11th Apr 2021 8:25pm)
  • Canny even spell Haggis either. Pricks. by Mattemulsion (Tue 13th Apr 2021 11:19pm)
  • For sure, I stopped reading it after a name was mentioned. Not to mention it’s as long as a fucking essay, life is too short to read that noise. by Mattemulsion (Wed 14th Apr 2021 12:09am)
  • Just to be clear, never screenshotted their username and also, snitches get stitches. by Mattemulsion (Wed 14th Apr 2021 12:27am)
  • I screenshotted it, purely out of curiosity to get a chance to read it before it was deleted. I work in an IT network/security admin role, and this right here gives me the fear. How can people be so stupid? by Mattemulsion (Wed 14th Apr 2021 12:25am)
  • You should use that first sentence when you advertise your next tour of Scotland. by Mattemulsion (Thu 15th Apr 2021 10:09pm)
  • Also set up by the owner, which is an immediate red flag for me. No way of verifying if it is paid or not. by Mattemulsion (Fri 16th Apr 2021 10:44pm)
  • They’re refunding it now. Seriously hope the police investigate this and someone gets charged, be it potential fraudsters or thieves. by Mattemulsion (Sat 17th Apr 2021 12:25pm)
  • Kind of place where you wipe your feet on the way out by Mattemulsion (Sat 17th Apr 2021 5:00pm)
  • He’s not, technically. It was an exhibition, but I hear what you’re saying. Annoys the shite out of me too. by Mattemulsion (Sun 18th Apr 2021 4:58pm)
  • Seen a yoga class in Victoria Park today when I was walking the dug. Useless information since I don’t have their details, but there must be classes out there somewhere. by Mattemulsion (Sun 18th Apr 2021 6:42pm)
  • What rule is that, exactly? by Mattemulsion (Sun 18th Apr 2021 10:49pm)
  • Sounds like ma da singing the karaoke at the Horseshoe by Mattemulsion (Mon 19th Apr 2021 12:08am)
  • There’s one that was flying over lambhill cemetery, it was here last night too. There was a guy shouting after, what I thought at the time was a dog but now I’m not too sure. by Mattemulsion (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 1:09am)
  • We saw a rat there the other day, didn’t realise it was famous. Should have got a selfie... by Mattemulsion (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 12:18pm)
  • Fun fact for you, the guy that does the vocals on the theme tune is Scottish! by Mattemulsion (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 12:21pm)
  • I’ve tried to watch the wire a few times but can’t get in to it. Watching a shite SD stream doesn’t help, shite audio etc. Defo gonna try again though. by Mattemulsion (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 9:53pm)
  • How long before Stanleys are attached to drones and flew over the scheme to plug someone? by Mattemulsion (Sat 24th Apr 2021 1:07am)
  • Went to a rave here many years ago, dressed as Rab C Nesbitt if I remember correctly (was at Halloween). by Mattemulsion (Mon 26th Apr 2021 8:00pm)
  • Shot my load for the 1st time this year, lockdown problems. Sorry boss. by Mattemulsion (Wed 28th Apr 2021 12:52am)
  • Think you need to get one, Eddie. The old spelling correction thing is getting boring. by Mattemulsion (Fri 30th Apr 2021 8:31pm)
  • Suck by Mattemulsion (Fri 30th Apr 2021 9:54pm)
  • Plus, if it’s going well you can take them upstairs and roger him/her. by Mattemulsion (Sun 2nd May 2021 12:44am)
  • Try Selfridges, they could probably shift them. by Mattemulsion (Sun 2nd May 2021 7:20am)
  • Mate, how do you know what to ask for when you get a haircut? I’m 33 and I still don’t know what to ask for. Get anxiety every time I go. by Mattemulsion (Fri 7th May 2021 9:09pm)
  • Glad it’s not just me! “Cut at the top, and a 1/2/3 at the back n sides”. Been winging it for 20 year. Not to mention the awkward mirror showing at the end, that ALWAYS ends with a “perfect mate, cheers”. by Mattemulsion (Fri 7th May 2021 9:46pm)
  • Is it normal for mortgage/financial advisors to charge a fee for assisting with the mortgage process? We went to a guy who was recommended, but the developers are saying they should be doing it for free as they get a commission from the sale? by Mattemulsion (Sat 8th May 2021 10:18am)
  • I think they were saying that any bar would be good to go to after the pandemic... by Mattemulsion (Sat 8th May 2021 10:21pm)
  • I might be wrong, but that’s the way I took it. by Mattemulsion (Sat 8th May 2021 10:27pm)
  • Can you recommend any companies whose drivers make sexist / homophobic / xenophobic comments? by Mattemulsion (Tue 11th May 2021 12:31am)
  • Well, at least we’ve ruled most hackneys out then. You’re welcome, OP. by Mattemulsion (Tue 11th May 2021 12:47am)
  • Toaly through the letterbox, always works... by Mattemulsion (Fri 14th May 2021 12:08am)
  • THE KING IN THE NORTH by Mattemulsion (Fri 14th May 2021 11:24pm)
  • Or when in reality it might have nothing to do with football, so let’s not try and assume without knowing anything? by Mattemulsion (Wed 19th May 2021 10:28am)
  • Where’s cheapest to get a PCR test done for travelling? Saw the airport are doing them for £80, anybody found anything cheaper than that? by Mattemulsion (Thu 20th May 2021 12:22pm)
  • Cheers, just did this and within 5 mins was told I have an appointment in a fortnight! by Mattemulsion (Thu 20th May 2021 6:43pm)
  • The Range on London Road does decent stuff for cheap. by Mattemulsion (Thu 20th May 2021 10:49pm)
  • So, is it Maryhill or not? by Mattemulsion (Thu 20th May 2021 10:47pm)
  • > Viano Interiors (Bothwell) Will need a bank loan to get a rug out of here by Mattemulsion (Thu 20th May 2021 10:51pm)
  • You called? by Mattemulsion (Fri 21st May 2021 12:26am)
  • Wee Josh Taylor from Prestonpans will make history tomorrow night to become the 1st undisputed boxing world champion ever from Scotland, absolutely buzzing to see him conquer the world 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 by Mattemulsion (Fri 21st May 2021 10:48am)
  • Who was it, I’m curious? I’m in no way a pal of his but I’ve met JT many times at boxing shows throughout the years and I can honestly say he is one of the most down to earth guys you could meet. Proud Scotsman aswell, love it. by Mattemulsion (Sat 22nd May 2021 2:22am)
  • Yes, you get free parking there. You need to give them your reg when you go in. by Mattemulsion (Sat 22nd May 2021 11:39pm)
  • I never got to try the scran as the person made a deal and it never went to trial. Selfish prick. by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 12:19am)
  • This isn’t me being a prick, cause I don’t get what’s going on here. Just curious, are you saying “Gyro” as in, going to collect my Gyro? by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:34am)
  • Nae Asda in Tollcross. Never read the rest… by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:31am)
  • Interesting…always thought it was spelled Giro. Might need to rethink my life choices. by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:38am)
  • Naw, you definitely made it obvious to what you meant. Just had to decide if my life was a lie or not, jury is still out on that… by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:41am)
  • Cheers, wouldn’t feel right next time I eat a Greek Giros by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:49am)
  • We’re all part of the May Tricks by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:48am)
  • Pound for pound the best cunts in the world 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 4:22am)
  • I meant we are, as in Scots… by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 10:28am)
  • I wouldn’t say it’s gone downhill, most/all of the attacks are related in some way to organised crime. Mortimers house getting attacked last week, Shug O’Donnells daughter a while back, San Vincenzos owners connected to crime groups etc. by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 7:06pm)
  • The official line was that some nefarious character wanted to buy the land but they were outbid by San Vincenzos owners. Chinese whispers will tell you it’s the Italian Mafia. Who knows? by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 9:07pm)
  • Sure I seen Al Capone down Uddingston Main Street the other day… by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 9:28pm)
  • I believe it was Shug O’Donnell’s daughter who was targeted, she lives next door. Coincidence that Leigh Iives next door and got caught in the crossfire. by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 10:01pm)
  • It birthed the fame of the legend that is Brian Lamont, so I could never bad-name the Digger by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 10:18pm)
  • You’re right, think I’m conflating 2 stories. Canny keep up on the goss, need to renew my Digger subscription. by Mattemulsion (Sun 23rd May 2021 10:14pm)
  • Did you play that reply on the piano? by Mattemulsion (Sat 5th Jun 2021 10:43am)
  • Tomorrow is a new day compadre, onwards and upwards. Wishing you all the best! by Mattemulsion (Fri 11th Jun 2021 12:17am)
  • This seems like a post that has fuck all to do with caring about food banks but more about who accepts cryptocurrency. Shocking that food banks do not accept crypto, eh? But believe it or not, they are more concerned with feeding hungry people than to focus on what kid on currency is being accepted. by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Jun 2021 8:09pm)
  • No one cares mate, peddle your shite elsewhere by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Jun 2021 8:12pm)
  • Cool by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Jun 2021 8:17pm)
  • Lel by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Jun 2021 8:15pm)
  • Chronic patter, best spending your time elsewhere than some fake currency noise. Buy Lira or something, just to annoy him. by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Jun 2021 10:20pm)
  • Defo not yours sweetness x by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Jun 2021 10:38pm)
  • You canny wank off to fake currency though, unlucky ya cryptowank 🤣 by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Jun 2021 11:08pm)
  • Fancy meeting up to chug over a Bitcoin? by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Jun 2021 11:17pm)
  • 🆗 by Mattemulsion (Sat 12th Jun 2021 11:15pm)
  • Sitting in the Beardmore drinking Tennents and Skittle Bombs. Hate flying. Table 8 if you want to take pity on me and buy me a shot. Godspeed. by Mattemulsion (Wed 16th Jun 2021 6:57pm)
  • The flag man? by Mattemulsion (Wed 16th Jun 2021 6:55pm)
  • Sounds like Texas, letting off a few rounds of their Smith n Wesson to celebrate a Gareth Bale goal. by Mattemulsion (Thu 17th Jun 2021 8:13am)
  • Do you have a firestick? The STV app on there shows live TV. by Mattemulsion (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 2:56pm)
  • Budget for what, just rent or total package for rent/utilities/council tax etc? by Mattemulsion (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 11:04pm)
  • Also, when’s your birthday? by Mattemulsion (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 11:01pm)
  • Buying/Renting? by Mattemulsion (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 11:01pm)
  • Called the SSPCA, they have been sitting in that exact spot 3 days in a row now. Most likely domestic as they have a tag around their foot. They’re sending an agent out but they asked us to post on social media too. by Mattemulsion (Sat 26th Jun 2021 11:37am)
  • If you miss them that much, there’s 2 in Lambhill Cemetery that are unclaimed… by Mattemulsion (Sat 26th Jun 2021 11:48am)
  • Update: they won’t send anyone out to pick them up as they don’t have the resources. If it is to be, it up to me… by Mattemulsion (Sat 26th Jun 2021 4:39pm)
  • Does Rambo use a knife? by Mattemulsion (Sun 27th Jun 2021 6:27pm)
  • Can anyone please recommend a solicitor to use for purchasing a house? Much appreciated! by Mattemulsion (Mon 5th Jul 2021 8:25am)
  • Do you know what part you’re looking at? A lot of shitholes in Hamilton that you should avoid but also plenty of decent bits. by Mattemulsion (Tue 6th Jul 2021 12:53pm)
  • Off the top of my head…Fairhill, Whitehill, Burnbank, Hillhouse by Mattemulsion (Tue 6th Jul 2021 12:59pm)
  • Also, how will pulling someone in a pub/club work when you can’t move from your designated table due to COVID restrictions? by Mattemulsion (Tue 6th Jul 2021 11:39pm)
  • Roll n sausage, tattie scone. Park yer arse at George Square. by Mattemulsion (Wed 7th Jul 2021 12:03am)
  • Glasgow Airport do one for £80, that was the cheapest I could find. Don’t pay extra for the 12 hour one, I did the 24 hour one and got the results within 12 hours. by Mattemulsion (Wed 7th Jul 2021 8:16pm)
  • Get the books IN THE BAG by Mattemulsion (Thu 8th Jul 2021 10:02am)
  • It’s definitely not the same as it was a few months ago for sure. by Mattemulsion (Fri 9th Jul 2021 11:30pm)
  • I happened to stumble across a guy who I used to know at high school on Twitter and EVERY applicable night without fail he would tweet the Police Scotland Twitter account asking why a helicopter was over his house. by Mattemulsion (Sat 10th Jul 2021 11:38pm)
  • Is it by any chance a dildo? If so, it’s not mine. by Mattemulsion (Sat 10th Jul 2021 11:35pm)
  • Hello, school friend? by Mattemulsion (Sun 11th Jul 2021 12:56am)
  • Do you actually want to go to this though, or are you just trying to make an issue when there probably isn’t one? Whilst I don’t agree with making an event - let’s say - “gender exclusive”, it’s a few hours a month to try and get people who don’t normally cycle to take it up. Is it really hurting you that much? by Mattemulsion (Sun 11th Jul 2021 1:07am)
  • Sad day when you need to explain your own joke mate. I thought it was funny, for what it’s worth… by Mattemulsion (Wed 14th Jul 2021 1:08am)
  • If you’ve grown to detest them, does that mean you liked them at one time? But naw, they are definitely horrible bastards. Shoot to kill. by Mattemulsion (Sun 18th Jul 2021 9:46pm)
  • Much better… by Mattemulsion (Sun 18th Jul 2021 9:53pm)
  • I believe most Virgin contracts are 18 month. I’m in the process of trying to buy a house, so had to move from Virgin to an ADSL line to get a 12 month contract with less termination fees. Absolute shite. by Mattemulsion (Sun 18th Jul 2021 10:17pm)
  • Cork is my team as well, but not a chance in hell I’ll be buying a top with that shite on the front of it. by Mattemulsion (Tue 20th Jul 2021 11:07pm)
  • No, you’re right. Also, because of the change of the layout at the end of Garscube Road there is greater congestion at Dobbies Loan. People move in to the area that they’re supposed to keep clear, causing even less cars to get through. It also causes more people to feign turning right and cutting in at the end. Total clusterfuck. by Mattemulsion (Sun 25th Jul 2021 7:51pm)
  • Rumour has it that if you go to Polo, you don’t leave with your anal virginity. Wouldn’t know myself, of course… by Mattemulsion (Wed 4th Aug 2021 11:43pm)
  • I think you are obliged to go with them, unfortunately. Our perimeter fence fell down in to our car park and their gardeners kindly stuck it in my garden. Took too many cheeky emails for the bastards to do anything. by Mattemulsion (Wed 4th Aug 2021 11:54pm)
  • Fire Brigade? by Mattemulsion (Thu 5th Aug 2021 12:48am)
  • Where is the Lidl in Shettleston? Googled it but nothing showed up for this area. It wouldn’t be Archways in Fullarton Park by any chance? by Mattemulsion (Sun 8th Aug 2021 9:15pm)
  • Aldi it is, not been in that area in years but used to be a postman in Shettleston/Carntyne in a past life. Can’t remember the snooker hall, unfortunately though. by Mattemulsion (Sun 8th Aug 2021 10:51pm)
  • Guidis in Coatbridge burnt to the ground :'-( by Mattemulsion (Wed 11th Aug 2021 8:22am)
  • Thanks for this mate, now using Derek and is working out great. Much appreciated! X by Mattemulsion (Fri 13th Aug 2021 12:15am)
  • Was it by any chance Bits n Pieces? The lyrics go “dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun”. by Mattemulsion (Mon 16th Aug 2021 8:18pm)
  • I just had an offer accepted for a house today, so I can answer the part about the sealed bids thing. That’s how I thought it would work, but mostly I’ve found you can offer a “verbal” bid - and if accepted by the seller - you would then get your solicitor to put it in writing. by Mattemulsion (Mon 16th Aug 2021 9:51pm)
  • For sure, using him for buying and selling now. Definitely will recommend him in future! by Mattemulsion (Mon 16th Aug 2021 10:04pm)
  • IKEA by Mattemulsion (Mon 16th Aug 2021 10:24pm)
  • Was thinking this myself! Mans has had a shocker by Mattemulsion (Mon 16th Aug 2021 10:26pm)
  • There are plenty of courses with practice areas, but you need to pay a membership to be able to go to said practice area. Donald Park in Bearsden has a driving range, if your arse is lined with diamonds. by Mattemulsion (Sat 21st Aug 2021 1:12am)
  • Don’t forget old tizer, that shit was heavenly. by Mattemulsion (Sat 21st Aug 2021 7:32pm)
  • I know the feeling, went to New York a few years ago and the Fanta was unreal. Would love to get my hands on some. by Mattemulsion (Sat 21st Aug 2021 7:31pm)
  • Oh, never knew that. Bastards. by Mattemulsion (Sat 21st Aug 2021 7:37pm)
  • Aye, it was pretty good. by Mattemulsion (Sat 21st Aug 2021 10:36pm)
  • That is…fun… by Mattemulsion (Sat 21st Aug 2021 10:43pm)
  • Shared Gartcosh x by Mattemulsion (Wed 25th Aug 2021 6:01pm)
  • Blackadders, Maryhill Road by Mattemulsion (Wed 25th Aug 2021 7:30pm)
  • Probably a Tyre Fitters, I’d say. Not 100% sure though. by Mattemulsion (Wed 25th Aug 2021 9:58pm)
  • The audacity… by Mattemulsion (Sat 28th Aug 2021 9:37pm)
  • A bagel with haggis and chorizo…that sounds absolutely amazing. by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 8:46am)
  • Stick it in rice by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 3:24pm)
  • Would recommend, went to uni with a guy who worked here and he was very capable. by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 7:10pm)
  • Is this your mode of research? I might need to update my CV to a “researcher”, since I asked this sub about golf courses last month… by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 8:45pm)
  • I see you conveniently edited the “researcher” part out of your post. Good stuff… by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 9:12pm)
  • See you edited that too…k. Are YOU okay? I’m a researcher. I can research things that will help you? I normally use a specialist research tool called “google”. Maybe I can use it to help you? by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 9:51pm)
  • K…on that note…I’ll exit this conversation…you should see someone about that paranoia. Also, get help with the “get well soon” patter, doesn’t work when you use it 3 times in a row x by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 10:22pm)
  • You’re weclome, try not to edit this reply eh? “Get Well, Soon Brother x” by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 10:29pm)
  • Cool… by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 10:39pm)
  • You get 30 mins free parking in the long stay parking, but best to park up round the corner at the petrol garage and go from there by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 11:02pm)
  • If you want to PM, I can suggest a good friend of mine who comes well recommended. Couldn’t tell you about prices, but I can assure you on quality. by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 11:00pm)
  • PM’d ya ;) by Mattemulsion (Sun 29th Aug 2021 11:25pm)
  • Calm it, Stormzy… by Mattemulsion (Mon 30th Aug 2021 12:55am)