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PleadingMackrel

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  • That dodgy canal running through Manchester gies me the fear. I know I'd end up in it after a few or a lot. Thats enough for me not to live there. by PleadingMackrel (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 7:53pm)
  • Nut. by PleadingMackrel (Mon 6th Jun 2022 7:57pm)
  • Ask for money, Like "How much do you have on you?" while looking them up and down, Taking a moment to consider their shoes and if they're worth taking when you rob them or if they can run as fast as you. by PleadingMackrel (Tue 7th Jun 2022 12:43pm)
  • I just found a hive of them in one of my exterior walls, Advice says if they're not bothering you or invading inside just to let them do their thing until autumn when they die off and seal the access points. Although I would like to have my windows open this summer. These bees are brown carder bees. by PleadingMackrel (Tue 7th Jun 2022 9:14pm)
  • "I've turned ma' brain against us!" by PleadingMackrel (Sat 25th Jun 2022 8:28pm)
  • 100% they know. Incense and patchouli gave that away as much as hiding it. by PleadingMackrel (Sun 26th Jun 2022 4:05pm)
  • As long as they know animals can't consent and parties are consensual then have at it. Respect to any folk in fur during summer. by PleadingMackrel (Sun 26th Jun 2022 9:53pm)
  • It's their graduation day, they can can wave big sparkly unicorn dildo'es if they want to. Good on them for completing their studies. Great day for them and they can celebrate however appropriately they feel they want to. Fucking roaster. by PleadingMackrel (Wed 6th Jul 2022 12:30pm)
  • Check The Lockpicking Lawyers lock recommendations. Might be worth putting a hidden airtag or similar somewhere just in case too. by PleadingMackrel (Sat 16th Jul 2022 8:14pm)
  • I always drink coffee regardless of the temp and I think it only makes you feel cool because it makes you mega sweat after drinking it. It IS a load of bollocks. by PleadingMackrel (Mon 18th Jul 2022 2:47pm)
  • If you've got a good head of hair and you don't mind letting a student cut it then there's a few free places in the city centre: [https://www.madebarbering.com/contact-made-academy#free-haircut](https://www.madebarbering.com/contact-made-academy#free-haircut) and here: https://www.scottishbarberingschool.com/free-haircuts/ by PleadingMackrel (Wed 10th Aug 2022 7:31pm)
  • You could claim it off your home insurance, if applicable. Your provider would get in touch with the gardening companies insurance and claim it off them. If you don't then I would blag telling the company and neighbour anyway, "Fix it or I'll claim off the insurance company and it'll be fixed and you've paid for it regardless." Hope you get it sorted. by PleadingMackrel (Sat 20th Aug 2022 8:11pm)
  • They shouldn't be but here's something I found very interesting: Bicyclists who wear protective helmets are more likely to be struck by passing vehicles, new research suggests. Drivers pass closer when overtaking cyclists wearing helmets than when overtaking bare-headed cyclists, increasing the risk of a collision, the research has found. I read an article about this years ago so there's a few around if you want to Google a source. by PleadingMackrel (Sun 21st Aug 2022 11:34pm)
  • Please never wear one and have a swig out of a random bottle from under the sink tonight and convenience us all. by PleadingMackrel (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 12:45am)
  • I would also like the Texan salsa recipe! Get it oot! by PleadingMackrel (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 10:22am)
  • Thank you dude! Have a wonderful day! by PleadingMackrel (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 12:21pm)
  • Probably a few waynes named Bruce. by PleadingMackrel (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 2:49pm)
  • Do you pretend to be psychic and call yerself Bruce Foresight? by PleadingMackrel (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 4:36pm)
  • Deffo. Not a bad name and hasn't suffered like "Karen". Although I don't think it really rolls off the tongue. There was 7 born last year. Can check the Scottish register here: [https://scotland.shinyapps.io/nrs-baby-names/](https://scotland.shinyapps.io/nrs-baby-names/) by PleadingMackrel (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 6:20pm)
  • There has been 1 female named Bruce, born in 83, at least since records began in 74. Somewhere oot there, there's a lady named Bruce. That's cool AF. by PleadingMackrel (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 8:00pm)
  • A while back I went to a screening of a Peter O'Toole movie at Loks Bar and Kitchen. Think it was free or a few quid each but there was around 20 to 30 of us all buying drinks for 4 or 5 hours on a weekday night so couldn't hurt to enquire. Was in their function room: [https://www.loksbarandkitchen.co.uk/functions/specialoccasions/](https://www.loksbarandkitchen.co.uk/functions/specialoccasions/) by PleadingMackrel (Sun 28th Aug 2022 10:25pm)
  • Just go. Meet folk in the que. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. by PleadingMackrel (Thu 1st Sep 2022 1:25am)
  • Awright ya cunts..... by PleadingMackrel (Thu 1st Sep 2022 1:32am)
  • Joking aside, find a group or some folk you like the look of and ask if you can go in with them and get chatting, I always like to look at folks shoes and compliment their footwear, innocuous enough to be a talking point , especially at the cathouse. by PleadingMackrel (Thu 1st Sep 2022 1:38am)
  • Honestly, my friend Phil. An american dude that was just sooooo friendly in the best way. He would be so observant about little things but make you feel awesome about it. He would talk to anyone about anything but you need something friendly and neutral to speak about and shoes are usually a personal choice that catch people off guard but complementary as well. by PleadingMackrel (Thu 1st Sep 2022 1:49am)
  • You're 9 hours late into this convo. Great contribution! by PleadingMackrel (Thu 1st Sep 2022 10:33am)
  • k. by PleadingMackrel (Thu 1st Sep 2022 11:48am)
  • Separation of church and fitba. by PleadingMackrel (Mon 5th Sep 2022 1:14pm)
  • If it's been rescheduled I think you can get a refund regardless of when they next play. by PleadingMackrel (Wed 7th Sep 2022 6:29pm)
  • A sprawling, urban utopia for future generations of smackheads and football hooligans to congregate by during the day, while the hostile architecture comes pre-fitted with anti-homeless measures to dissuade any potential unprofitable slumberers trying to rest without first paying dues. However, the acoustics will be perfect for all to hear the thirty-seventh thousand rendition of Despacito while they consume their £42 Tescoburys meal deal under the watchful 16K digital eyes of the Strathminster Police. by PleadingMackrel (Fri 9th Sep 2022 12:14am)
  • That's awful. Hope the wee cunts get their come-uppance and you get some peace. by PleadingMackrel (Sun 18th Sep 2022 8:31pm)
  • Had a swollen gland for the past 4 days, feel a bit heavy on the respiratory, like there's a weight on my neck and shoulders. Necking ibuprofen and decongestants seem to take me to 80% normality. The SO had stomach flu last week and is still recovering, She works in hospitality so bring a lot of shit home. by PleadingMackrel (Mon 19th Sep 2022 3:20pm)
  • Not my post, Just thought it was cool to share. Location here: https://www.reddit.com/user/seang\_photo/comments/xo7pbu/anyone\_who\_lives\_around\_here\_should\_recognize/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3 by PleadingMackrel (Mon 26th Sep 2022 10:55am)
  • Who is clatty Pat? by PleadingMackrel (Fri 30th Sep 2022 11:45pm)