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Load of hysteria bollocks, obviously stay away from airports and flight paths. Bird strikes are far more lethal. by Robotfoxman (Fri 4th Jan 2019 3:25pm)

Sausage dug ✔ Julius K9 harness✔ Just needs its own doggo or pupper insta for the hat trick by Robotfoxman (Sat 5th Jan 2019 9:12am)

Aye our school went to something like this down in Dumbarton. Mental. by Robotfoxman (Sun 6th Jan 2019 4:48pm)

Using google map fu it was D company headquarters near Latta street by Robotfoxman (Sun 6th Jan 2019 10:17pm)

Just another job for cunts that were bullied at school by Robotfoxman (Mon 7th Jan 2019 7:06pm)

They bring all this American pish over here but not the equivalent pricing. 5 guys is a glorified burger king and it's dear as fuck. by Robotfoxman (Mon 7th Jan 2019 7:13pm)

It's actually an underground refuge centre for aw the guys who are dragged to buchanan galleries with their missus by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Jan 2019 6:51am)

I don't have a hazmat suit by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Jan 2019 6:57am)

Good pumpin sesh by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Jan 2019 6:57am)

Join a gym by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Jan 2019 6:56am)

The ol' classic. "I'll be in HMV" by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Jan 2019 1:12pm)

Only clean needles in a 10 mile radius by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Jan 2019 1:10pm)

This ugly wee cretin has watched too many of the American "pick up" videos where they pull every (paid) girl that looks at them. Wouldn't be surprised if he's a nonce too. by Robotfoxman (Thu 10th Jan 2019 8:34am)

He'll scuttle back under the skirting board for a bit after this exposure by Robotfoxman (Thu 10th Jan 2019 10:16am)

Ma missus aid he's came into her work before and tried his creepy act on the female bar staff before being kicked out by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Jan 2019 6:22am)

Wouldn't be surprised if he was/is going down the radicalization route too. Seems like an angry wee guy that hates the world. by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Jan 2019 2:23pm)

If he also had warped social views and previous firearm charges, then obviously aye. by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Jan 2019 4:15pm)

Setting his previous charges aside for now. The creeper in question has already been radicalized socially and is now teaching others the same. Do you think the constant rejection he must get will lead to him becoming a philanthropist dishing oot TED talks? by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Jan 2019 4:33pm)

He says yank stuff like "bust a nut" lmao cringey wee wank by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Jan 2019 8:25pm)

Now it stands for Anal Game by Robotfoxman (Sat 12th Jan 2019 10:48am)

Mon roon ma gaff by Robotfoxman (Sat 12th Jan 2019 10:50am)

Same day lay bro by Robotfoxman (Sat 12th Jan 2019 1:22pm)

Hate that, they should use their own private land if they want to let 10 dugs run amok. by Robotfoxman (Sat 12th Jan 2019 2:09pm)

If they were smart they would have put him under surveillance rather than the usual kneejerk trial by social media by Robotfoxman (Sat 12th Jan 2019 5:39pm)

Seagulls would have ate it anyway mate by Robotfoxman (Mon 14th Jan 2019 2:45pm)

Fit aw the bins with a fob sensor that opens it. Credit tidy folk with points that go towards money off their council tax. by Robotfoxman (Mon 14th Jan 2019 6:17pm)

Vote4me by Robotfoxman (Mon 14th Jan 2019 9:26pm)

I tell cunts like that right away that I've no interest in football. Can hear the tiny gears scraping in their heids as they try to figure their next move. by Robotfoxman (Tue 15th Jan 2019 8:52am)

Mad tribal weirdos by Robotfoxman (Tue 15th Jan 2019 6:36pm)

Tell me where the pickup scum is hiding! by Robotfoxman (Wed 16th Jan 2019 8:30am)

Good that the dickhead got telt but aye the GP seems desperate for PR attention by Robotfoxman (Thu 17th Jan 2019 7:42am)

Was there a bit of blood here and there ? by Robotfoxman (Thu 17th Jan 2019 8:12am)

Monitored for four years? Fuck that, beasts should be tagged for life. by Robotfoxman (Thu 17th Jan 2019 8:17am)

Student Flats make Glasgow by Robotfoxman (Thu 17th Jan 2019 8:23am)

By 2025 the city centre will be a vehicle/human free zone by Robotfoxman (Thu 17th Jan 2019 8:20am)

Beasts should be tagged for life by Robotfoxman (Thu 17th Jan 2019 8:29am)

Tbf I'd risk getting stabbed for one of they delightful lidl pastries and a 30 quid air compressor by Robotfoxman (Thu 17th Jan 2019 12:14pm)

Do you sell prints? by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Jan 2019 7:51am)

People genuinely do not give a fuck and think that the wind will recycle stuff. A lot of the motorway slip roads are bad for being covered in shite, at least a camera system should be set up at these hotspots. by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Jan 2019 8:02am)

Labour are as scummy as the tories now. They should never be allowed to surface in Scotland. by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Jan 2019 8:21am)

Then the whole waiting room stood up and applauded! by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Jan 2019 8:25am)

Number plate has worked pretty well so far by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Jan 2019 9:32am)

You're right mate, handheld 60mph phone camera at night is where it's at by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Jan 2019 2:44pm)

I'd rather drink at home than go to a spoons. At least I can listen to tunes. by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Jan 2019 7:07am)

Stop posting links to that rag, get this tae fuck. by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Jan 2019 7:11am)

Should need a licence to fly the high end ones anyway by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Jan 2019 7:10am)

Just shag who ye want by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Jan 2019 5:34pm)

Legally then fs by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Jan 2019 8:34pm)

Ah yes the usual GCC buzzword of pollution yet still allowing First to run their glorified tractors any route they see fit. How the fuck can a council charge for parking on private property anyway? by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Jan 2019 3:03pm)

And this is why no matter how expensive it gets, I'll always have a car by Robotfoxman (Mon 21st Jan 2019 1:09pm)

They go great wae chips by Robotfoxman (Mon 21st Jan 2019 11:48pm)

Clean yer skiddy sheets yersel by Robotfoxman (Mon 21st Jan 2019 11:52pm)

Pish oan it by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 9:27am)

It was the devils lettuce made me do it by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 9:25am)

Howlin m8 creased 😂😂😂 post to r/scottishpeopletwitter by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 9:30am)

Scrape the cheese aff and 3 blasts of febreze does it by Robotfoxman (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 9:30pm)

Common sense would tell me no to cycle when it's dark and icey by Robotfoxman (Thu 24th Jan 2019 9:54am)

It's a pair a these yer wantin, permagrip soles 19.99 out a timpsons by Robotfoxman (Thu 24th Jan 2019 9:51am)

Priority one : Sort the manky litter problem by Robotfoxman (Thu 24th Jan 2019 3:27pm)

Any extra way of escaping Clydebank is most welcome. Mental that we only have 3 major crossings at Kingston, the tunnel and then Erskine about 10 mile away by Robotfoxman (Thu 24th Jan 2019 9:00pm)

They need a full blown campaign and crack down with tougher fines/more cameras. Something like People make Glasgow but for litter by Robotfoxman (Fri 25th Jan 2019 3:31pm)

None. Tickets are a bump these days by Robotfoxman (Fri 25th Jan 2019 8:15pm)

He's got the dough to sort that out fs by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Jan 2019 8:19am)

What a spazzy by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Jan 2019 8:22am)

Their shrivelled up testes by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Jan 2019 8:20am)

Absolute madlads by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Jan 2019 10:00pm)

Shitebag by Robotfoxman (Tue 29th Jan 2019 10:23am)

He wants folk to explore his broon tunnel by Robotfoxman (Tue 29th Jan 2019 10:33am)

We've already got folk having to grit pavements and playgrounds because of council cutbacks, next up they'll be chucking us the keys to the bin lorries. by Robotfoxman (Wed 30th Jan 2019 7:38am)

Good ol' Scottish courts recieve another broon envelope by Robotfoxman (Wed 30th Jan 2019 8:30pm)

It's ok to touch kids if you're shy and socially awkward then. Mention you have epilepsy too. &#x200B; " Any sentence would mean that he would probably be unable to continue his university course" &#x200B; I'm sure his "considerable opprobrium" will ensure he doesn't get to finish it anyway. by Robotfoxman (Fri 1st Feb 2019 7:41am)

The Scottish court system needs to update to the 21st century when it comes to dealing with cases involving children. They currently brush them off as objects with no views or feelings of their own. by Robotfoxman (Fri 1st Feb 2019 8:32am)

Because we're paying money every month for a service? by Robotfoxman (Fri 1st Feb 2019 2:05pm)

This place no shut down yet? Bring back the carvery. by Robotfoxman (Fri 1st Feb 2019 8:46pm)

Plenty of auld grannys dragging their tatty jangles along the pool bottom and geezers with their mushrooms oot by Robotfoxman (Fri 1st Feb 2019 8:45pm)

Possil, Easterhoose and Springburn by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 7:52am)

Why are you taking pics of a guys bum? by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 7:56am)

Scottish stepda by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Feb 2019 5:23pm)

Mind he was the people's meme for a week now he's yer granda on brexit by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Feb 2019 5:28pm)

The bottle is a trap for jakies by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Feb 2019 5:26pm)

New Govanhill adventure playground by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Feb 2019 6:59am)

sMART CAsUal by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Feb 2019 7:16am)

Has a sticker on the van of wee cartoon sellick guy pissing on a rangers top by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Feb 2019 11:48am)

Put yer trash up yer yankee farter by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Feb 2019 6:21pm)

Reminds me of post garage nights oot by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Feb 2019 6:20pm)

Chillax dude. Go put your bin out on the sidewalk by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Feb 2019 7:50am)

Get yer pic up by Robotfoxman (Thu 7th Feb 2019 11:40am)

At least get beasty boy on the register fs by Robotfoxman (Thu 7th Feb 2019 2:10pm)

Are you actually trying to argue the mental illness route for kiddy fiddlers? These folk know exactly what they're doing to an uninformed and vulnerable victim. by Robotfoxman (Thu 7th Feb 2019 5:54pm)

I'll take it by Robotfoxman (Fri 8th Feb 2019 7:40am)

Surely someone could buy it over as an independent by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Feb 2019 7:49am)

Offer them a bath, they'll leg it pronto by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Feb 2019 5:28pm)

Don't forget that big metal statue burd on the M80 by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Feb 2019 5:25pm)

Get one off those dafty chinese that cut about with them by Robotfoxman (Sun 10th Feb 2019 6:17pm)

SWL of 18 tonne by Robotfoxman (Sun 10th Feb 2019 6:16pm)

Madlads by Robotfoxman (Sun 10th Feb 2019 6:15pm)

Peak west end by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Feb 2019 7:25am)

Mad Euan scratching his heid as to why there's cars on a road by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Feb 2019 1:37pm)

Grass by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Feb 2019 11:44am)

It's only gonna get worse as we fall down into the brexit pit by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Feb 2019 1:27pm)

Vegans are wanks. Just a fad that'll die oot ( literally) by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Feb 2019 4:38pm)

Stunning company vehicle by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Feb 2019 7:46pm)

In his anus by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Feb 2019 2:43pm)

Poor wee lassie didn't have chance being surrounded by utter scum like this by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Feb 2019 2:48pm)

U ok babe? by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Feb 2019 10:04pm)

That's no rain, just pish around central by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Feb 2019 1:26pm)

Malcolm malcolm here, just frig off global warming! by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Feb 2019 6:56pm)

Get a smaller pram then by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th Feb 2019 6:09pm)

You Should have pumped his mrs by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Feb 2019 6:53am)

Most folk now treat it as sesh with bonus live music in the background by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Feb 2019 10:29am)

Pro tip by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Feb 2019 1:01pm)

Shock horror by Robotfoxman (Mon 18th Feb 2019 7:29am)

Ah yes the ol' 2 year long bike sting by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th Feb 2019 10:55am)

My heart goes out to the people of the west end in these devastating times by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th Feb 2019 12:00pm)

They should dress students in hi vis vests and have them hold hands near the roads like the groups do when out on nursery walks by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th Feb 2019 3:13pm)

Hope a hero steps up in the jail and gets rid of the cretin by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Feb 2019 8:09am)

Lmaoo r/iamverybadass by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Feb 2019 4:08pm)

Why does no one have proper sized dogs these days? by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Feb 2019 8:54pm)

This gave me a pinger by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Feb 2019 9:00am)

All the handwringers will downvote like fuck. There's no rehabbing these beasts, they're wired up wrong and will dream about doing it again. It's an old clichè but I'd gladly serve a sentence if this happened to my kid. by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 6:35am)

Labour are now as irrelevant as tories in Scotland by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 9:16am)

Absolute bants howlin by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 9:20am)

The new jerry cinnamon, absolute shite by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 3:52pm)

Can only help the ecosystem, some decent trout in there now by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 9:48pm)

Wonder if he'll get a new identity from the nanny state if he ever gets out by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Feb 2019 6:55am)

Fished it since I was a lad never been asked for a permit by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Feb 2019 12:46pm)

Typical auld gammon. He deffo voted naw. by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Feb 2019 7:11am)

Lemme smash by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Feb 2019 11:59am)

Aye this will surely help the inevitable recession caused by brexit. Absolute mongos. by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Feb 2019 7:47am)

There needs to be a monitoring system put in place as soon as stuff like animal cruelty crops up too. It's a major alarm bell that things could escalate. by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Feb 2019 11:26am)

That's plenty by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Feb 2019 4:56pm)

Any photo is still if you look hard enough by Robotfoxman (Tue 26th Feb 2019 7:35am)

Bet you've never seen the squinty bridge and armadillo lit up at night though by Robotfoxman (Tue 26th Feb 2019 10:37am)

Arnie Clarks are doing amazing deals on Clydesdales c/w carriage right now by Robotfoxman (Tue 26th Feb 2019 10:55am)

OP believes all disableds drive reliant robins by Robotfoxman (Tue 26th Feb 2019 9:15pm)

Student flats now by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Feb 2019 8:29pm)

Absolute bantersaurus by Robotfoxman (Fri 1st Mar 2019 11:05am)

Post brexit the tories are implementing their book burning programme by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Mar 2019 10:17am)

The saddest thing is when you see the big berthas walking alongside them with Bigot Jr in the pram. It'll never die out as long as they can breed. by Robotfoxman (Wed 6th Mar 2019 8:18am)

That guy has the face of a 10 year old on an old cunt's body by Robotfoxman (Wed 6th Mar 2019 9:00am)

Aldi food in a waitrose bag by Robotfoxman (Wed 6th Mar 2019 12:06pm)

r/thatHappened by Robotfoxman (Wed 6th Mar 2019 3:02pm)

Jack it in the same day. Pinch a bag of lonsdale socks on the way out by Robotfoxman (Thu 7th Mar 2019 7:21pm)

We're an island sitting in the Atlantic, of course we'll have maritime weather. by Robotfoxman (Sun 10th Mar 2019 3:48pm)

Is he no about 50 now? Patter is chronic by Robotfoxman (Sun 10th Mar 2019 3:50pm)

Get yer nat king instead by Robotfoxman (Tue 12th Mar 2019 3:53pm)

If you want paid for litter picking just get a job with the cooncil by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Mar 2019 8:08am)

Check oot Springburn leisure centre by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Mar 2019 10:57am)

Funds for what? by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Mar 2019 3:28pm)

Doing what? by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Mar 2019 3:36pm)

Can we switch life problems? by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Mar 2019 9:39am)

Seems most high schools are the same. Anyone caught shouldn't be allowed outwith the school grounds at lunchtime. by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Mar 2019 6:51am)

Where did the 12 year come from? by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Mar 2019 8:58am)

Is there an age limit for strikers? by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Mar 2019 9:12am)

Just get Jeeves to bring the second jag roon by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Mar 2019 11:16pm)

Ah yes, today's serving of shitpost by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Mar 2019 7:46am)

Exactly. I'm scared of all religions equally. by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th Mar 2019 3:07pm)

Everyone is laughing but the poor guy is at the end of his tether by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Mar 2019 10:55am)

I couldn't take an edinburgh bam seriously wae that accent though by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Mar 2019 12:51pm)

Bet he pumped her by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Mar 2019 7:37am)

Can see timbits going down a storm with rangers fans by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Mar 2019 10:51am)

Sometimes on my way to work at 7am I've seen ladies of the night hanging about there after a shift by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Mar 2019 10:57am)

Hopefully kill himself and save us some dough by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Mar 2019 3:44pm)

Maybe if they stopped making the streets narrower and narrower with bus and cycle lanes. It's a good idea in theory but there's just no physical space to keep doing it. by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 10:44am)

Littering and polluting. Jail time. by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 11:00am)

Happened to me a couple times after korma night by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 5:53pm)

More wasted police resources, just let them kill each other by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 8:34am)

I've no even clicked the link yet and I can picture how this turns out by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 8:33am)

My work used to rent office space in here, cool building by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 8:31am)

Loved that wee happy cafe. Happy daaaays by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 10:59am)

I mind braehead had a WB store when it first opened too by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 11:29am)

They're wanting you to say foreign gypos so they can spool up some reeeee's for racist. by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 6:42pm)

Probably forced into the night time rose trade by their cis white masters no doubt. I read that on tumbler. by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 9:17pm)

Bottom of the clyde would be a good start by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Mar 2019 7:39am)

It's a mad race to see who can contract weil's disease first by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Mar 2019 10:25am)

I'd genuinely love a glasgow version of that by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Mar 2019 9:10pm)

There's a wee fox at my bit that follows me when out with the dog and wants to play. Mad catdugs. by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Mar 2019 7:21am)

Allah wills it. Aye of course. by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Mar 2019 8:03am)

There's a reason these cunts cut aboot in fancy motors and have 5 bed houses. Tight as a nuns fanny. by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Mar 2019 1:32pm)

I want LESS hoodrat weans on the streets not more. A wild idea would be to invest in current parks and maybe even build new ones fs. by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th Mar 2019 7:56am)

r/hailcorporate by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th Mar 2019 8:50am)

Calm down she was next up for a snort by Robotfoxman (Sat 30th Mar 2019 8:49am)

I wear a blue hoody over a green top just to be safe. Carrying a small mirror also helps, sometimes it can buy you a few minutes as they investigate the shiney like a curious budgie. by Robotfoxman (Sun 31st Mar 2019 7:17am)

Absolute madlads. GlasgowLive will run a story on this by Robotfoxman (Sun 31st Mar 2019 5:18pm)

I walked through the merchant city 4 year ago at night. Makes you think eh? by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Apr 2019 3:06pm)

The best part is scottish football is embarassingly shite on a world stage. Ma granda could play better than most in the SPL and he's been deid 12 year. by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Apr 2019 11:43pm)

Crikey we got a live one here! by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Apr 2019 12:52pm)

Jesus thats some draw distance, spotted my block of flats. Can even see the erskine bridge away in the distance. by Robotfoxman (Wed 3rd Apr 2019 1:49pm)

Kneejerk city in here man . That's it I'll never be back!!!* Like there's actual rats shaggin in the soup lmao *They will be back by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Apr 2019 8:22pm)

What kind of spazzy eats chips that way? #instaslags #givemefreebies by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Apr 2019 8:27pm)

Sure there is/was an outdoor pool down at Gourock by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Apr 2019 9:36am)

The next gen of spongers by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Apr 2019 9:35am)

The next generation of spongers right there. by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Apr 2019 9:43am)

Burds are frothing at the clit over this dude. Must have a big biscuit boaby by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Apr 2019 6:15pm)

This is Glasgow you're lucky if anything reaches a bin never mind recycled by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Apr 2019 6:22pm)

Deport the poopers unless they get a job and actually contribute to society. Mental idea. by Robotfoxman (Wed 10th Apr 2019 10:41pm)

Ma finest moment was soaking a few of the cunts with a puddle outside the royal. Tearjerker. by Robotfoxman (Wed 10th Apr 2019 11:04pm)

Connie is the doll in the bath. I've seen him a few times under a full moon pumpin the thing on the roof of the motor by Robotfoxman (Wed 10th Apr 2019 11:09pm)

Good by Robotfoxman (Fri 12th Apr 2019 6:57pm)

*slaps roof of apartment* this baby can fit 6000 chinese students inside by Robotfoxman (Tue 16th Apr 2019 6:51am)

Jump off and swim to the other side if one wants to be a true gent by Robotfoxman (Tue 16th Apr 2019 10:35am)

Getting the fat cunts aff the road is priority. Bigotfest strathy park 2020 by Robotfoxman (Wed 17th Apr 2019 1:59pm)

98% of Glasgow has this body type by Robotfoxman (Wed 17th Apr 2019 11:48pm)

People make Glasgow by Robotfoxman (Fri 19th Apr 2019 12:59pm)

Only if you like doggin by Robotfoxman (Fri 19th Apr 2019 1:01pm)

r/thathappened by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Apr 2019 7:20am)

Mind they used to make shitty webpages on geocities and you could shoutout to eh troops on the guestbook lmao by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Apr 2019 7:28am)

Next up: bags searched at every park entrance by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Apr 2019 7:25am)

Wonder if scotland will ever grow up and be able to handle social boozing. Cunts think it's a race. by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Apr 2019 10:15pm)

Is your SO a crab? by Robotfoxman (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 8:06am)

Rip off as usual. Should have been in the art galleries for free. Stingey council can foot the bill. by Robotfoxman (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 2:13pm)

Pish by Robotfoxman (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 10:15pm)

These nonces love playing dress up and having daft wee parades. Away n have a pint like a normal cunt. by Robotfoxman (Tue 23rd Apr 2019 4:04pm)

It's not reddit if no one squeals about being offended haha. These are the same wee gimps that still get their maw to wash their pants. by Robotfoxman (Tue 23rd Apr 2019 4:28pm)

Yas more random stretches of cycle lane that join up to fuck all by Robotfoxman (Tue 23rd Apr 2019 8:26pm)

Lmao this is GCC we're talking about here, the majority of roads under their care look like the aftermath of a drone strike by Robotfoxman (Wed 24th Apr 2019 7:08am)

Will there be gluten free bus stops added though? by Robotfoxman (Wed 24th Apr 2019 5:48pm)

We have no clue how M&D's is still open now by Robotfoxman (Tue 30th Apr 2019 9:38am)

The roads are bad enough around there in peak tourist season. by Robotfoxman (Tue 30th Apr 2019 9:42am)

At the very least the new Southern hospital and airport should have rail links by now ffs. by Robotfoxman (Tue 30th Apr 2019 9:52am)

Its so weird how differently folk react to fights by Robotfoxman (Sat 4th May 2019 8:12am)

Lmaoo Free kick to the nonce with the rainbow tail by Robotfoxman (Sun 5th May 2019 1:51pm)

Kinky by Robotfoxman (Tue 7th May 2019 1:17pm)

Call Davie Attenborough by Robotfoxman (Tue 7th May 2019 1:20pm)

I picture these city slickers catching one and uploading pics to a lost dog page by Robotfoxman (Tue 7th May 2019 6:45pm)

3 grand for a mountain bike jeezus by Robotfoxman (Thu 9th May 2019 8:45am)

Road pizza lmao how dare you sir, I love trundling along at 12mph for 10 mile because auld lycra Larrys are riding 2 abreast by Robotfoxman (Thu 9th May 2019 8:53am)

What if they're picking up a couple? Does the guy have to wait for a seperate taxi? Walk it home? by Robotfoxman (Sat 11th May 2019 12:24pm)

Get it running 24 hour then. The next stop is 2019! by Robotfoxman (Sat 11th May 2019 12:26pm)

Tommee tippee by Robotfoxman (Sat 11th May 2019 12:25pm)

Thoughts and prayers by Robotfoxman (Mon 13th May 2019 5:58pm)

I saw someone tryng to unload one on gumtree by Robotfoxman (Mon 13th May 2019 5:57pm)

Rip buhanan galleries and shite enoch by Robotfoxman (Mon 13th May 2019 5:55pm)

Am I tripping or did it used to have an ice rink back in the day? by Robotfoxman (Mon 13th May 2019 6:48pm)

Nice. Also the giant soft toy mountain in the disney store by Robotfoxman (Mon 13th May 2019 6:58pm)

But now there will be more room for double deckers belting oot black smoke everywhere. by Robotfoxman (Tue 14th May 2019 11:11am)

Their MO is to have everyone see it whether they want to or not. by Robotfoxman (Tue 14th May 2019 4:37pm)

There's a massive contingent from both sides in Glasgow that are obssesed with Ireland/being Irish. I still don't get it, just fuck off and move over there then. by Robotfoxman (Tue 14th May 2019 4:40pm)

Ma lavy by Robotfoxman (Tue 14th May 2019 4:46pm)

Ma da's chinese how dare you by Robotfoxman (Tue 14th May 2019 9:08pm)

lmaoo by Robotfoxman (Wed 15th May 2019 1:30pm)

Sad but it's gonna get to the point where bags are searched at every gate and drink confiscated during hot days, the parks no just for these wee fuds. Folk here treat no being able to handle a drink as a badge of honour. by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th May 2019 10:52am)

School should have litter officers out every lunchtime. Anyone caught doesn't get out again for lunch outside the grounds by Robotfoxman (Wed 22nd May 2019 6:04pm)

Doesn't help anyone that Glasgow roads surface look like Beruit by Robotfoxman (Thu 23rd May 2019 8:09am)

I'd drink tennents if it didn't taste like urinal runoff. West beer is Glasgow's finest. by Robotfoxman (Thu 23rd May 2019 8:13am)

His tunes sound like that wankstain James Arthur by Robotfoxman (Thu 23rd May 2019 8:20am)

No idea how someone can be that talented and with spray paint no less by Robotfoxman (Thu 23rd May 2019 12:00pm)

Ridiculous that within the relatively small westend area the weans need to be ferried about anyway. The streets are narrow enough already. by Robotfoxman (Fri 24th May 2019 3:42pm)

Nimbys assemble!!! by Robotfoxman (Fri 24th May 2019 3:49pm)

Govanhill needs nuked tbh by Robotfoxman (Fri 24th May 2019 3:48pm)

There's load of the cunts around the tenements at Cessnock near my work, I get about 6 on average in traps every week. All big communal bins should have lids on them but the cooncil spazzys won't listen. by Robotfoxman (Fri 24th May 2019 3:45pm)

May the west end gods watch over you by Robotfoxman (Tue 28th May 2019 5:41am)

Blows my mind that anyone would want to put themselves in such a vulnerable position. I enjoy a wee cycle doon the nolly but I'd never take my chances on the mental roads we have. by Robotfoxman (Tue 28th May 2019 6:05am)

One hump or two by Robotfoxman (Tue 28th May 2019 11:20am)

Most of them would be fucked without satnav by Robotfoxman (Tue 28th May 2019 4:31pm)

Need to start crowdfunding for wee beetroot Billy and his mates who have treated shockingly in 2019 *curb your enthusiasm theme* by Robotfoxman (Thu 30th May 2019 3:05pm)

The community will pay him back with appropriate reviews on his business page by Robotfoxman (Thu 30th May 2019 3:13pm)

Limewire ruins lives by Robotfoxman (Thu 30th May 2019 3:15pm)

Does the OO have to pay for road closures and policing of marches? by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st Jun 2019 8:03am)

Fs by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st Jun 2019 8:52am)

Fuck buses. Monorail. by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st Jun 2019 8:58am)

Goths by Robotfoxman (Sun 2nd Jun 2019 10:23pm)

Lmao rather be on the dole than put up with that honkin patter r/hailcorporate by Robotfoxman (Tue 4th Jun 2019 6:46am)

The new slogan for Glasgow should be "Fuck you, pay me" by Robotfoxman (Tue 4th Jun 2019 7:19am)

Dog has since been found safe by Robotfoxman (Tue 4th Jun 2019 7:27am)

He's the classic guy that didn't take the divorce well and has never looked back by Robotfoxman (Tue 4th Jun 2019 7:25am)

Him Stomping about in the rain with socks gies me the boak by Robotfoxman (Tue 4th Jun 2019 8:30pm)

Only gonna get worse after the brexit shitshow by Robotfoxman (Wed 5th Jun 2019 7:58am)

People ruin Glasgow and don't deserve nice things by Robotfoxman (Wed 5th Jun 2019 8:04am)

Have to be brave to use that honkin faux patter by Robotfoxman (Wed 5th Jun 2019 8:09am)

She'll resurface as a tory down the line by Robotfoxman (Thu 6th Jun 2019 2:39pm)

r/didyeaye by Robotfoxman (Thu 6th Jun 2019 2:51pm)

Free jetpacks 4 all by Robotfoxman (Thu 6th Jun 2019 3:14pm)

Lmao by Robotfoxman (Thu 6th Jun 2019 5:10pm)

Exactly by Robotfoxman (Thu 6th Jun 2019 7:03pm)

Thank you by Robotfoxman (Thu 6th Jun 2019 7:05pm)

Next up: The budgies and no socks thing. Would have got pounded at school for that. by Robotfoxman (Fri 7th Jun 2019 11:23am)

Ayee by Robotfoxman (Fri 7th Jun 2019 12:46pm)

They need pancaked by a truck by Robotfoxman (Sat 8th Jun 2019 1:59pm)

Credit where it's due., the clit sucking contest is free by Robotfoxman (Sun 9th Jun 2019 5:43am)

Should have took him a spin doon the M74 by Robotfoxman (Sun 9th Jun 2019 10:23am)

Same as the southern general by Robotfoxman (Mon 10th Jun 2019 9:13pm)

Nowadays they'll tell you to bolt and apply online by Robotfoxman (Tue 11th Jun 2019 9:29am)

Who does this? by Robotfoxman (Tue 11th Jun 2019 9:31am)

Isn't it always? by Robotfoxman (Tue 11th Jun 2019 9:30am)

Saw this flying through my living room, couldn't believe my eyes by Robotfoxman (Tue 11th Jun 2019 10:01pm)

Maybe she stole more cash from the needy to buy herself out of jail by Robotfoxman (Wed 12th Jun 2019 10:52am)

What's the odds someone would actually get done for using one though? Can't even fine folk who drop litter or cycle on pavement. by Robotfoxman (Thu 13th Jun 2019 3:39pm)

Yeah I imagine if you're careful and aren't acting the arse then no-one would get pulled up. It's the same as drones really, always folk that are more than willing to ruin it for everyone. by Robotfoxman (Thu 13th Jun 2019 3:48pm)

You'd think more pressing matters would be higher like how Glasgow is now a giant bin or the orange walk nonsense. We'll be calling each other comrade by 2021. by Robotfoxman (Thu 13th Jun 2019 4:16pm)

Imagine being a grown man and still being triggered by colours like a fucking toddler lmao by Robotfoxman (Fri 14th Jun 2019 7:23pm)

You'll feel the wrath of the lycra brigade on here mate by Robotfoxman (Fri 14th Jun 2019 7:30pm)

How dare you sir we should just let folk take our stuff we worked hard for by Robotfoxman (Mon 17th Jun 2019 9:56am)

I wish you could still get pound notes by Robotfoxman (Mon 17th Jun 2019 11:08am)

Excuse me. No laws against scrubbing ma baws upstream by Robotfoxman (Mon 17th Jun 2019 11:06am)

That park is rife with weirdos by Robotfoxman (Wed 19th Jun 2019 11:53am)

Prince Phillip ate ma grans dug by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Jun 2019 12:00pm)

Green fing make blue man angry by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Jun 2019 12:08pm)

2020: Council bosses "baffled" as over 100 businesses close in city centre. by Robotfoxman (Fri 21st Jun 2019 8:14am)

The good folks at the cooncil are opening 24 hr cycle lanes on the M8 hard shoulder. Please no more questions. by Robotfoxman (Fri 21st Jun 2019 8:18am)

Get doon aldi, tesco is a bump by Robotfoxman (Fri 21st Jun 2019 8:20am)

Seemed like a good lad, no been to an ICW gig in a few years . This is getting an epidemic that no one wants to talk about. by Robotfoxman (Fri 21st Jun 2019 8:25am)

Lol people thinking the cooncil are doing this for worker's safety. This is all about how they can make more money from a magical new licence. GCC are going full austerity to recoup their losses from the backdated equality pay thing. by Robotfoxman (Sat 22nd Jun 2019 8:42am)

Ditch it in McD's carpark by Robotfoxman (Sat 22nd Jun 2019 1:34pm)

Buy a mcflurry and sit it on the dash by Robotfoxman (Sat 22nd Jun 2019 1:52pm)

Amazon by Robotfoxman (Sat 22nd Jun 2019 7:52pm)

Shut up gimp by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd Jun 2019 9:04am)

Total #smartcasual #banterbus by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd Jun 2019 11:21am)

Drugs are bad mmmmkayyy by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd Jun 2019 6:53pm)

Down with this sort of thing by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd Jun 2019 9:56pm)

This shite gets asked every week by Robotfoxman (Mon 24th Jun 2019 11:41am)

People make glasgo by Robotfoxman (Tue 25th Jun 2019 10:08am)

I'd rather be on the dole than drive a bus, fuck that by Robotfoxman (Tue 25th Jun 2019 3:38pm)

Get his cunt kicked in. Nip it in the bud. by Robotfoxman (Tue 25th Jun 2019 3:54pm)

Enough of this shite already, wasted police time. Granted it's a much bigger country but Canada has made $1.6 billion already in weed sales. Our councils are floundering for cash as it is. If the SNP are as liberal as they claim they should do the smart thing. by Robotfoxman (Wed 26th Jun 2019 8:35am)

A had 2 calippos earlier, absolute scenes by Robotfoxman (Thu 27th Jun 2019 7:33am)

Get aff reddit da by Robotfoxman (Thu 27th Jun 2019 10:24pm)

And just ban McGills deathtraps altogether. by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th Jun 2019 8:19am)

It's like those daft puzzle pictures or a quiz question. The first couple people get it right then everyone just types the same thing down the comments 600 times as if they're blind to everything else. I hate facebook. by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th Jun 2019 8:17am)

But these are failed asylum applicants right? They won't be made homeless they'll be sent to their country of origin. by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th Jun 2019 8:25am)

You ungrateful swine, M&D's has tetanus for all ages! by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th Jun 2019 11:17pm)

Wasn't it just a glorified lodge/caravan park anyway and not an actual themepark? They already built Jenners and that big ugly bastard tower down that way. by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th Jun 2019 11:20pm)

Balloch/Renton is a pretty heavily populated area anyway. Go forbid we add to the (already busy) tourism hub of the national park. by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th Jun 2019 11:59am)

Chinese flats by Robotfoxman (Sun 30th Jun 2019 8:00am)

Yes and totally affordable by Robotfoxman (Sun 30th Jun 2019 11:02am)

If he wants a shite haircut for the big day this is great advice by Robotfoxman (Sun 30th Jun 2019 11:14am)

The braindead mongo bar are showing it most nights by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Jul 2019 7:00pm)

Folk that do this shit are scummy as, but I will say it's gotten a lot worse since the dumbfucks at the council started charging business vans to drop stuff at the tip by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Jul 2019 1:29pm)

Had to go to our mongo neighbours door after clocked him chucking stuff out his window to feed the bastards. Absolute cunt. by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Jul 2019 5:06pm)

There deffo needs to be a cull in urban areas. Get the noisy cunts back to the sea. by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Jul 2019 5:05pm)

Not at the table Carlos by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Jul 2019 6:34am)

Looks boring as fuck for wee kids tbh. Take them to the dinosaur mini golf down the drum by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Jul 2019 10:06am)

Just a weird sect of Glesga folk who have an unhealthy fixation on Irish history by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Jul 2019 3:02pm)

Bottles of pish at the ready by Robotfoxman (Sat 6th Jul 2019 7:11am)

#westendswears by Robotfoxman (Sat 6th Jul 2019 10:55am)

The issue needs to keep getting pushed in mainstream media as well as online. The OO would never be embarassed enough to give it up but the council might see sense and cut back due to road closure costs and policing. by Robotfoxman (Sat 6th Jul 2019 3:12pm)

Comvinced there's deffo some council backhanders still going on. The cunts are untouchable. by Robotfoxman (Sat 6th Jul 2019 9:26pm)

Petition for bucky to only be produced in plastic bottles by Robotfoxman (Mon 8th Jul 2019 8:31am)

Council are scrounging for every penny at the moment but amazingly these clowns still get to host their walks for free? by Robotfoxman (Mon 8th Jul 2019 5:31pm)

I'd love a netflix style documentary about the orange order and the corruption surrounding it. by Robotfoxman (Wed 10th Jul 2019 11:22am)

Keep your dug away from the front door? by Robotfoxman (Thu 11th Jul 2019 8:12am)

Lay them yourself. It's the only way. by Robotfoxman (Thu 11th Jul 2019 8:17am)

Can I interest you in an egg in these trying times? by Robotfoxman (Thu 11th Jul 2019 8:15am)

Tbh the homeless will be greatful for the scran but won't be listening to a word they're saying anyway by Robotfoxman (Thu 11th Jul 2019 8:21am)

Folk will be fence jumping to get back oot by Robotfoxman (Thu 11th Jul 2019 7:00pm)

On yer arse by Robotfoxman (Thu 11th Jul 2019 7:06pm)

Just shag yer haun for a bit by Robotfoxman (Fri 12th Jul 2019 10:29am)

Just saw you were at the playpark and you lost your mum in the crowd by Robotfoxman (Fri 12th Jul 2019 10:28am)

Lump aw these spazzy questions in the same thread by Robotfoxman (Fri 12th Jul 2019 10:31am)

Place will smell lit a fishmarket by Sunday morning by Robotfoxman (Fri 12th Jul 2019 4:39pm)

It's a reference to the giving and recieving of STI's by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Jul 2019 6:22am)

Sort out your autocorrect by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Jul 2019 8:28am)

Anyway, here's wonderwall by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Jul 2019 7:47pm)

You got bumped mate by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Jul 2019 9:49am)

Hahaha he talks n sings just lit us! #sesh #banta by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Jul 2019 9:46am)

Should have laid a toaley on his bonnet by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Jul 2019 10:08pm)

They should make Bucky be available in plastic bottles only, fuckin jakey cunts by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Jul 2019 10:10pm)

Monkey see monkey do. Which also happens to be the motto of the orange order by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Jul 2019 9:49am)

We all get the message but they should do something productive like a mass litter cleanup. I'd be down. by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Jul 2019 9:51am)

I do not want to be your neighbour by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Jul 2019 10:10am)

Why do you keep saying tory like a mad specky hipster? by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Jul 2019 11:52am)

A tory shagged your arse 100% by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Jul 2019 12:52pm)

Causing disruption to everyday folk makes them look like arseholes and then no one cares about their message by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Jul 2019 12:59pm)

Lmao can't make it up by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Jul 2019 1:05pm)

Sook ma tory dong weesacks by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Jul 2019 5:14pm)

Sick of this thumb heid already. Pish songs and shite patter by Robotfoxman (Tue 16th Jul 2019 9:21am)

You get a 20 quid reward for each one of those bastards you squish by Robotfoxman (Thu 18th Jul 2019 7:07am)

Yer a pigeon Harry! by Robotfoxman (Thu 18th Jul 2019 7:19am)

TLDR ; Shut yer hole by Robotfoxman (Thu 18th Jul 2019 7:19am)

Sit doon Isa by Robotfoxman (Thu 18th Jul 2019 7:16am)

Had to drive past this every day at my old work, absolute tip of an area. You see rats running up and down the street in daylight now. by Robotfoxman (Thu 18th Jul 2019 7:15am)

Mongos of the future by Robotfoxman (Thu 18th Jul 2019 7:21am)

It could give commuters an augmented reality where public transport is fit for purpose by Robotfoxman (Fri 19th Jul 2019 7:44am)

Nosiy bastards are squawking every morning outside at like 5 or 5. Seriously condisering poison in some bread. Fuck em. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Jul 2019 10:15pm)

Don't be daft, seagulls don't use reddit by Robotfoxman (Mon 22nd Jul 2019 12:03pm)

Folk need to band together and refuse to pay tax till the bin fiasco is sorted. Our big recycling one is emptied about once a month if you're lucky. by Robotfoxman (Tue 23rd Jul 2019 11:57am)

Sit doon granda O'Neills is a good night by Robotfoxman (Wed 24th Jul 2019 4:19pm)

Doesn't google maps already do all that stuff? by Robotfoxman (Wed 24th Jul 2019 6:15pm)

Cycle the west highland way by Robotfoxman (Thu 25th Jul 2019 10:48am)

GCC are to blame for the vast majority of the rubbish scattered about the streets from overflowing bins. We need a mass protest, not paying the council tax is the only thing they'll listen to by Robotfoxman (Thu 25th Jul 2019 10:47am)

This sounds like one of those readers tips from take a break by Robotfoxman (Fri 26th Jul 2019 8:34am)

You'd stand out less in a busy park tbh. No one cares anyway by Robotfoxman (Sat 27th Jul 2019 9:42pm)

New one is absolute shite by Robotfoxman (Sat 27th Jul 2019 9:40pm)

No nhs funding for mental health. Pish jobs with pish wages and pish hours. Inhuman benefits system. Folk have had enough and I don't blame them. by Robotfoxman (Sat 27th Jul 2019 9:46pm)

Secret handshakes aw round by Robotfoxman (Mon 29th Jul 2019 9:39am)

Laddladsladsladslads by Robotfoxman (Wed 31st Jul 2019 2:41pm)

Greasy Balls with holes that are "gooey" from all the drunken mess Ma fave x by Robotfoxman (Wed 31st Jul 2019 2:48pm)

I used to work in that area and the rats would be out in daylight. Once found about 7 of them in our big bin out the lane, they'd fell in and couldn't climb back out so drowned the fuckers. by Robotfoxman (Wed 31st Jul 2019 7:21pm)

Govanhill full of them by Robotfoxman (Thu 1st Aug 2019 10:16pm)

Most folk with fancy houses and motors are up to their tittys in debt though Fuck that I'll stick to ma cooncil gaff. by Robotfoxman (Thu 1st Aug 2019 10:23pm)

They should replcace them all with screens like in McDonalds by Robotfoxman (Sat 3rd Aug 2019 10:40am)

Gtf doughheid by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Aug 2019 11:44am)

Clinking poker chips together? The humanity!! by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Aug 2019 11:49am)

It has a morrisons by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Aug 2019 11:48am)

Just smuggle your own drink in like a normal person by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Aug 2019 11:53am)

Looks lit a heavyburn noo by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Aug 2019 11:50am)

It's for the best by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Aug 2019 11:59am)

r/iamverybadass by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Aug 2019 11:57am)

That's a permatan spiceboy in his natural habitat, lovely specimen. Bet that's some shitey designer t shirt that cost 80 notes by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Aug 2019 11:54am)

Would love a miniature raalway by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Aug 2019 12:02pm)

The Chinese have tiny ears by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Aug 2019 12:00pm)

Just eat is pish. Sneaky wee service charge and most times the prices are higher than just phoning your local. Nae free prawn crackers either which is a travesty. by Robotfoxman (Mon 5th Aug 2019 2:13pm)

*hungry obese arsehole by Robotfoxman (Mon 5th Aug 2019 3:30pm)

I tried to drive over it the other day and had to do a 3 day training course. They've made a right arse of it. by Robotfoxman (Tue 6th Aug 2019 1:42pm)

If in doubt slap a bus lane on it and hope for the best by Robotfoxman (Tue 6th Aug 2019 2:27pm)

Just goth butterflies by Robotfoxman (Tue 6th Aug 2019 11:15pm)

Leave the guy alone he works in an office! 😂 This one was a classic by Robotfoxman (Sat 10th Aug 2019 9:22am)

Westminster is pretty far mate by Robotfoxman (Sun 11th Aug 2019 7:08pm)

Plenty of other areas to punp cash into a modern Glasgow rather than wasting millions piecing back together a burnt shell. They had their chance and fucked it (twice) by Robotfoxman (Mon 12th Aug 2019 2:55pm)

Hope she buys him a new one by Robotfoxman (Mon 12th Aug 2019 9:56pm)

That was a dolphin by Robotfoxman (Tue 13th Aug 2019 4:42pm)

Don't touch the burny stuff by Robotfoxman (Tue 13th Aug 2019 10:12pm)

GlasgowLive also reporting that rain is wet. Exclusive inside story. by Robotfoxman (Wed 14th Aug 2019 2:20pm)

Should be outlawed. Annoying cunts. by Robotfoxman (Fri 16th Aug 2019 10:21pm)

How dare you sir Glasgowl*ve is a beacon of honesty amd integrity by Robotfoxman (Mon 19th Aug 2019 4:42pm)

Tories gonna tory by Robotfoxman (Tue 20th Aug 2019 7:35am)

How about not dictating what others can and cannot eat? by Robotfoxman (Tue 20th Aug 2019 10:34am)

Gunge that ghoul by Robotfoxman (Wed 21st Aug 2019 12:40pm)

Get up at 5am and scream CAN YA SMELLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN?!!!! Then deliver a fresh jobby through her letterbox by Robotfoxman (Thu 22nd Aug 2019 10:45pm)

We can only hope by Robotfoxman (Fri 23rd Aug 2019 7:45am)

Enough about your dogging antics by Robotfoxman (Sat 24th Aug 2019 9:38am)

Naw by Robotfoxman (Sat 24th Aug 2019 9:37am)

Take it to Judge Rinder by Robotfoxman (Mon 26th Aug 2019 2:33pm)

Two groups of mongoloids that for some reason think they live in Ireland by Robotfoxman (Sat 31st Aug 2019 10:51pm)

I bought some metal straws the other day so by my calculations I've actually saved the planet by Robotfoxman (Mon 2nd Sep 2019 10:24am)

Tbf they only got electricity in Cumbernauld circa 2015 by Robotfoxman (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 10:03pm)

Your patters honkin mate by Robotfoxman (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 10:05pm)

Just need events like this all over the country on the day of indyref 2 by Robotfoxman (Wed 4th Sep 2019 9:42am)

Why doesn't the subway have pre-recorded messages like normal trains? by Robotfoxman (Thu 5th Sep 2019 10:13am)

Would love to see that baldy cunt swing from a gallow by Robotfoxman (Thu 5th Sep 2019 12:42pm)

Folk in the UK are soft as baby shite though. At most he'll get a stern tut and some hand wringing before they go back to their zero hours job. At least the protesters in Hong Kong have the balls to actually do something against tyrany. by Robotfoxman (Fri 6th Sep 2019 8:18am)

Making ma way down buchanan street https://youtu.be/f4CizzE-zZo by Robotfoxman (Fri 6th Sep 2019 10:40am)

Imagine yer life being that sad and empty that you have to resort to this to make yourself seen by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Sep 2019 7:09pm)

Bring back hanging by Robotfoxman (Mon 9th Sep 2019 8:37am)

Nae vay bro by Robotfoxman (Tue 10th Sep 2019 2:49pm)

Calm doon he's no won the euromillions by Robotfoxman (Wed 11th Sep 2019 10:24am)

A magpie ripped them aff my heid to use for nest material by Robotfoxman (Wed 11th Sep 2019 3:34pm)

ME NO TALK. ME MARCH. ME HATE GREEN MAN. HE SAY HE HATE ME TOO. by Robotfoxman (Thu 12th Sep 2019 11:03am)

Imagine being a grown man and taking part in these marches, ultimate cringe. Some folk never leave P6 mentally. by Robotfoxman (Thu 12th Sep 2019 11:00am)

Someone take one for the team and go video how shite it is by Robotfoxman (Thu 12th Sep 2019 11:03pm)

Get her stabbed by Robotfoxman (Sat 14th Sep 2019 12:45am)

*curb your enthusiasm theme* by Robotfoxman (Sat 14th Sep 2019 9:49am)

Typical west end wank. Nae clue about the real world by Robotfoxman (Sun 15th Sep 2019 7:35pm)

Sounds like west end mischief to me by Robotfoxman (Wed 18th Sep 2019 11:54am)

Urban funk, duke street. Nae turkish butchers in sight. by Robotfoxman (Wed 18th Sep 2019 12:13pm)

Yas more multi national banks, very reliable and trustworthy. by Robotfoxman (Thu 19th Sep 2019 8:29am)

I used to pass that beautiful spot every day going to work, do not miss Cesspit at all. by Robotfoxman (Thu 19th Sep 2019 8:36am)

"Someone else will do it" should be the new city slogan by Robotfoxman (Thu 19th Sep 2019 11:45am)

What the fuck are you even babbling about? by Robotfoxman (Thu 19th Sep 2019 12:04pm)

Disqualified from running a business? The average punter would be flung in jail for scamming 4 million. by Robotfoxman (Thu 19th Sep 2019 12:01pm)

Once was enough for us. Witnessed smelly weans picking food up and putting it back in the serving dishes. by Robotfoxman (Thu 19th Sep 2019 11:39pm)

They could claw back the millions they lost in the equal pay debacle in a few weeks just fining manky bastards in this city by Robotfoxman (Thu 19th Sep 2019 11:47pm)

HELL YEAHHHH by Robotfoxman (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 4:50pm)

The junkie classic is them saying see ye later big man awra best and then launching into more pishy stories. Repeat this cycle about 12 times. by Robotfoxman (Mon 23rd Sep 2019 11:00am)

Rip them doon by Robotfoxman (Tue 24th Sep 2019 10:22pm)

Cool story bro by Robotfoxman (Tue 24th Sep 2019 10:20pm)

Stop stealing patter by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Sep 2019 7:24am)

Lmao it's white knight central on here today by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Sep 2019 7:29am)

A roast pie? by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Sep 2019 7:30am)

Most of the flats are one room shoeboxes. Would still be ideal for helping the homeless by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Sep 2019 10:10am)

Bantersaurus by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Sep 2019 10:50am)

And to think she's one of the few who got caught by Robotfoxman (Fri 27th Sep 2019 9:11am)

Pisses me off how many expensive new build schemes are being thrown up on every spare piece of land going. Nothing in the way of social housing though. by Robotfoxman (Sat 28th Sep 2019 1:10pm)

A tragedy for the people of Glasgow by Robotfoxman (Mon 30th Sep 2019 4:32pm)

Wouldn't be the west end without a dramatic note instead of just binning the fucking thing by Robotfoxman (Sat 5th Oct 2019 9:16am)

What a mongo by Robotfoxman (Sat 5th Oct 2019 9:19am)

Fuck me I struggle tying to claim a pair of steelies through my work. These folk are on another planet regarding expenditure regardless of party. Maybe she's dolling herself up to tour the foodbanks in the roller. by Robotfoxman (Tue 8th Oct 2019 2:59pm)

Well said mate, folk scrambling to defend this are fucking embarassing by Robotfoxman (Tue 8th Oct 2019 2:56pm)

Don't worry they'll be a final final farewell tour next year by Robotfoxman (Tue 8th Oct 2019 3:03pm)

It's a year round and it's free. Just take a stroll through the Piazza centre and marvel at the horrors by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Oct 2019 8:57am)

Guy's clearly got skills, shame he wastes them on the same tag over and over by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Oct 2019 10:33pm)

That provost cow spent it all on shoes and pants by Robotfoxman (Thu 10th Oct 2019 10:10pm)

The average age of shopper there is 84 "What's a sushi Ethel?" by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Oct 2019 10:15am)

Concrete boots and a jaunt to the Clyde for them by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Oct 2019 3:44pm)

I swear this question is asked every day on here by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Oct 2019 3:41pm)

Get yersel doon Timpsons son, pair a permagrip soles yer wantin for the winter by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Oct 2019 3:52pm)

Stone by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Oct 2019 7:10pm)

Try Possil by Robotfoxman (Mon 14th Oct 2019 9:48pm)

SHITETALKER KLAXONNNN by Robotfoxman (Mon 14th Oct 2019 9:51pm)

A flock of cunts gather in their natural habitat by Robotfoxman (Tue 15th Oct 2019 7:42pm)

These beasts can never be rehabed. Fling them in a pit and let them starve. by Robotfoxman (Thu 17th Oct 2019 9:36pm)

Cooncil fuds still scratch their heads as to why the city centre will be a retail ghost town by 2020 by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Oct 2019 10:10pm)

Meanwhile the normal folk of the city just get on with our lives. I didn't even spit on anyone today : ( by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Oct 2019 10:17pm)

All the old dears on facebook up in arms blaming those interwebs shops. Aye imagine wanting to get stuff cheaper and delivered to your door. by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Oct 2019 7:31am)

When the nukes come, I hope they land on Buchanan street first (or 4 corners) by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Oct 2019 8:58pm)

Love a good chug doon the parade by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Oct 2019 9:12pm)

There's just a very high percentage of mongos in this city who can't handle drink like an adult. Folk who can't make it home without shouting and screechin in the street are absolute worst cunts. by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Oct 2019 11:34am)

Attention seeking bellends by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Oct 2019 11:37am)

r/thathappened by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Oct 2019 11:35am)

Calm it janet. Away have a lie doon by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Oct 2019 12:22pm)

Working on his Anal game now by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Oct 2019 8:24pm)

Another Agnes puddle-jumper off the roads. Win. by Robotfoxman (Thu 24th Oct 2019 7:11am)

Reeeeee for racist by Robotfoxman (Fri 25th Oct 2019 10:49am)

Guy wearing burds leggings by Robotfoxman (Fri 25th Oct 2019 10:48am)

Edinburgh zoo is a smelly hill by Robotfoxman (Fri 25th Oct 2019 10:53am)

M O N O R A I L by Robotfoxman (Fri 25th Oct 2019 10:50am)

They're pretty high up in GCC now by Robotfoxman (Fri 25th Oct 2019 10:55am)

Guy's a pretentious roaster on insta too by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Oct 2019 5:39pm)

Ultimate waste of money by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Oct 2019 7:29am)

I'd do the same if I had to drive a bus in this city by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Oct 2019 7:26am)

Lmao has this weird god complex like we should all be thanking him for this earth shattering menchie being plastered everywhere by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Oct 2019 4:57pm)

Scam pish by Robotfoxman (Thu 31st Oct 2019 9:02pm)

Speccy wee traitor by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Nov 2019 12:08am)

Hopefully he'll end up under a lorry by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Nov 2019 10:47pm)

Get doon aldi ya clown by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Nov 2019 10:57pm)

Get it smelt by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Nov 2019 11:00pm)

Cheers Davie Attenborough by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Nov 2019 11:00pm)

This post is about fireworks by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Nov 2019 9:45pm)

These types of mongos would be the first to greet if they lose a mirror by Robotfoxman (Thu 7th Nov 2019 8:52pm)

Stfu by Robotfoxman (Sun 10th Nov 2019 9:05am)

Susan Aitken should shut her corrupt piehole and disappear by Robotfoxman (Tue 12th Nov 2019 9:10am)

Corbyn is a meme at this point, nothing more. Daft auld cunt. by Robotfoxman (Tue 12th Nov 2019 8:06pm)

Please make this into a starterpack by Robotfoxman (Tue 12th Nov 2019 9:52pm)

I used to be an snp supporter but their antics within gcc are the last straw. I've all but given up on politics while there's corupt arseholes like this across all parties. by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Nov 2019 5:22am)

They need to clean house and sort local problems first before bleating on about indy again by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Nov 2019 9:11pm)

Rev is probably a nonce by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Nov 2019 9:44pm)

Are you selling prints? by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Nov 2019 9:41pm)

Burn it doon for a third time just for lols by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Nov 2019 9:51pm)

Except this clock isn't cringey by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Nov 2019 7:17pm)

DELETED Ironically the same dumb cunts that will need one some day by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Nov 2019 12:04pm)

DELETED That cow Susan Aitken has been hounded by charities and campaigners for more rescue services and lifebelts to be installed on the river. Ignored of course, too busy lining her own pockets. by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Nov 2019 12:06pm)

You can see Susan Aitken's glowing red eyes at the top of that tower by Robotfoxman (Mon 18th Nov 2019 6:50am)

Would be beautiful if they drowned while doing it by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Nov 2019 6:55am)

I love budging up and not letting these entitled cunts in by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Nov 2019 11:02pm)

Pissing myself at all the nimbys up in arms on facebook about this by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Nov 2019 11:13pm)

Dig the hole then fuck off for 3 weeks. As is tradition. by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Nov 2019 11:12pm)

Lewis Capaldi is still a thing? by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Nov 2019 11:50pm)

99% of road users hate this cunt. Here's his secret by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th Nov 2019 6:45am)

Only good tory is a deid one by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th Nov 2019 12:39pm)

I love how all of them have hunners of hairstyle photos on the walls but everyone leaves a turkish with the same butchered cut by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th Nov 2019 10:38pm)

Its the shadowy place under the motorways that Mufasa warns Simba not to go to by Robotfoxman (Sat 30th Nov 2019 8:27am)

Got to take a little time by Robotfoxman (Sat 30th Nov 2019 11:33pm)

Doing big eggy farts under the kingston bridge by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Dec 2019 7:10pm)

Look it's the ghost of christmas bants past by Robotfoxman (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 10:12pm)

Boomers gonnae boom by Robotfoxman (Thu 5th Dec 2019 8:51pm)

Colour coordinated live laugh love efforts are fuckin pish by Robotfoxman (Sat 7th Dec 2019 10:51am)

You'd think folk would have learned their lesson after paying to get into the botanics to see trees lit up by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Dec 2019 3:24am)

She's deffo turned the weans against him by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Dec 2019 3:20am)

Jetsetters by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Dec 2019 3:28am)

Lmao I kinda want to go now to indulge in some cringe by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Dec 2019 3:32am)

Kinky by Robotfoxman (Mon 9th Dec 2019 12:37pm)

None of the wasteful cunts that keep posting pishy leaflets through my door, think there was even a greens one in there by Robotfoxman (Tue 10th Dec 2019 8:23pm)

On the plus side we'll have cool mad max style cars in the UK wasteland by 2025 by Robotfoxman (Fri 13th Dec 2019 9:11am)

Queue up to receive your annual water ration from Immortan Boris by Robotfoxman (Fri 13th Dec 2019 8:25pm)

Sit doon by Robotfoxman (Mon 16th Dec 2019 6:42am)

Threaten them with a bath. Wear a soap amulet at all times to ward the smelly cunts off by Robotfoxman (Sun 22nd Dec 2019 8:53am)

Lmao that hat by Robotfoxman (Sun 22nd Dec 2019 12:43pm)

Did he aye by Robotfoxman (Sun 22nd Dec 2019 12:42pm)

Sook dat capitalist teet baybee by Robotfoxman (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 8:25pm)

New builds are absolute cowboy pish by Robotfoxman (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 10:58pm)

There was a power cut and locals were burning their Audi Q5's to stay warm by Robotfoxman (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 10:55pm)

Sone poor souls will sadly die because of these fuds. Need more cameras up by Robotfoxman (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 11:03pm)

A job for mongos that failed standard grades by Robotfoxman (Tue 24th Dec 2019 4:16pm)

Just 2 pound a month can help a yuppie get their cheeseboard by Robotfoxman (Wed 25th Dec 2019 12:18pm)

Just posting in the hopes that the blind and deaf man who I helped up after a fall in town yesterday sees this by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Dec 2019 11:40am)

Sad sacks by Robotfoxman (Fri 27th Dec 2019 12:01am)

The whole riverside area of the city centre is a fucking shambles and needs investment. Place should have proper paths for walking and cycling without having to detour around crumbling banks and manky stairs. by Robotfoxman (Sat 28th Dec 2019 6:22pm)

In an ideal world cunts like Barclays should only be allowed their megablocks if they chip in to the riverside fund. by Robotfoxman (Sun 29th Dec 2019 9:31am)

Ok tory by Robotfoxman (Tue 31st Dec 2019 9:24am)

Still far too many fuds that can't handle a drink like an adult in this city, maybe in 50 years time by Robotfoxman (Tue 31st Dec 2019 5:08pm)

Guy recently got stabbed and they tried to steal his dug there. Wouldn't even go there in daylight hours now. by Robotfoxman (Wed 1st Jan 2020 9:59am)

Yer da sittin there pishin himself at it every year by Robotfoxman (Wed 1st Jan 2020 9:57am)

And folk who enjoy good comedy by Robotfoxman (Wed 1st Jan 2020 10:12am)

She's absolute cringe, I'll never forget when that bin lorry crash happened and she was bursting to be on the news claiming she saw it all and making it all aboot her. Folk who pay to see her need their heids checked. by Robotfoxman (Wed 1st Jan 2020 10:16am)

r/latestagecapitalism by Robotfoxman (Thu 2nd Jan 2020 8:47am)

A ladder by Robotfoxman (Sat 4th Jan 2020 7:54am)

Fuck up tory by Robotfoxman (Sat 4th Jan 2020 8:05am)

Scrappy weighbridge by Robotfoxman (Sun 5th Jan 2020 8:28am)

31 and in the same boat mate, has to be more to life than shitty dead end jobs. by Robotfoxman (Sun 5th Jan 2020 8:44pm)

Another faceless steel and glass shiter thrown up by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Jan 2020 6:51pm)

Noticed more of these popping up, one at my local shop was free and now charges. Somewhere else is getting my custom now. Bumpin bastards by Robotfoxman (Sun 19th Jan 2020 10:22pm)

Aitken isn't the shoe scrounger, she's the one letting shop units to her husband for a quid. Too many of the corupt arseholes to keep track of these days by Robotfoxman (Sun 19th Jan 2020 10:36pm)

I'll be taking my booking for the acronym society of Scotland elsewhere by Robotfoxman (Mon 20th Jan 2020 6:59pm)

Just go cooncil by Robotfoxman (Mon 27th Jan 2020 9:39pm)

Just tape a fanny pad to your face by Robotfoxman (Mon 27th Jan 2020 9:42pm)

Yassss by Robotfoxman (Tue 28th Jan 2020 8:26pm)

Rool britaniol by Robotfoxman (Fri 31st Jan 2020 7:44pm)

Fuck brexit and fuck eh tories by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st Feb 2020 12:13am)

Same by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st Feb 2020 12:15pm)

Yass right next to work by Robotfoxman (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 9:09pm)

2 quid a bottle was tory patter by Robotfoxman (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 9:11pm)

Facebook maw pish by Robotfoxman (Wed 5th Feb 2020 10:48am)

Why the mental deposit for fucking gates? Are they gold plated? by Robotfoxman (Sat 8th Feb 2020 6:32am)

Cyclist master race by Robotfoxman (Sat 8th Feb 2020 8:18am)

Patter is lit fam by Robotfoxman (Sat 8th Feb 2020 8:15am)

His name sounds like something a cheating bastard would make up in scrabble by Robotfoxman (Sat 8th Feb 2020 11:37am)

Should have been a giant orange cone where you grab a mat and helter skelter down to the platform by Robotfoxman (Sat 8th Feb 2020 11:50am)

Who gies a fuck? by Robotfoxman (Sat 8th Feb 2020 2:52pm)

Monorail by Robotfoxman (Mon 10th Feb 2020 7:46pm)

There'a a shop down Hyndland that sells all kinds of cringey shite like this by Robotfoxman (Tue 11th Feb 2020 11:04pm)

Beard bears do the best cut I find by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th Feb 2020 12:51pm)

They've ditched Gerry Cinnabun for Lewis thumbheid by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th Feb 2020 12:57pm)

Furrys are fucked in the head by Robotfoxman (Mon 17th Feb 2020 4:29pm)

Weird how wages never go up 5% by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Feb 2020 7:29pm)

Stauner compo face by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Feb 2020 7:38pm)

Cuts everywhere and they waste money on this pish by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Feb 2020 7:38pm)

Any motorway slip road by Robotfoxman (Fri 21st Feb 2020 9:52pm)

The rats around that area are unreal. See them in daylight now by Robotfoxman (Fri 21st Feb 2020 9:51pm)

Boggin wee cunts need fined at lunchtime by Robotfoxman (Fri 21st Feb 2020 9:51pm)

Looks like the bridge that goes into the necropolis at the bottom of Wishart st by Robotfoxman (Fri 21st Feb 2020 9:56pm)

Why can't climate change pump us with more sun? by Robotfoxman (Sat 22nd Feb 2020 2:18pm)

Where's the photoshop? Potholes are big enough for this now by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 8:33pm)

Makes you wonder what the state of all these new build schemes will be like in 50 year. Throwing them up on any spare ground ,fields , marshes etc by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th Feb 2020 5:51pm)

Hamleys is a place where you go for a look then buy it cheaper online or at smyths by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th Feb 2020 7:22am)

Seriously considering moving to the east coast by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Mar 2020 7:52am)

Did ye keep the receipt? by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Mar 2020 8:40am)

Use heedphones by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Mar 2020 6:58pm)

Wouldn't be surprised if the scumbag is angling for a claim the smelly bastard by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Mar 2020 7:01pm)

Don't be silly, stick to the plan of throwing money at stuff and not tackling the underlying causes by Robotfoxman (Tue 3rd Mar 2020 9:54pm)

Bunch a VL goths by Robotfoxman (Wed 4th Mar 2020 1:05pm)

Sit doon ya fud by Robotfoxman (Wed 4th Mar 2020 8:36pm)

Folk really stupid as fuck by Robotfoxman (Fri 6th Mar 2020 3:36pm)

Humble courier driver. Shite pay but zero stress; listen to tunes, make your drops and go home. The job covers the whole of Scotland so get to see some stunning scenery along the way. Could never go back to working in a manic office. by Robotfoxman (Sat 7th Mar 2020 2:42pm)

I get the hand gel and masks, but why are folk panic buying lavy roll? by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Mar 2020 5:47pm)

But... but The express told me that the virus is beamed out through wifi and tap water by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Mar 2020 6:09pm)

Fill potholes with all the roadside litter by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Mar 2020 9:03pm)

I wonder if we could start a panic for another random item? Just start scooping lemons into your trolley like a looney by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Mar 2020 9:11pm)

Middle aged torys probably. Selfish cunts of the highest order. We eat them first. by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Mar 2020 9:20pm)

I came oot at charing cross wae a tan by Robotfoxman (Mon 9th Mar 2020 9:45am)

Who are these Glesga ogilarchs with the disposable income to spend on surplus lavy roll by Robotfoxman (Mon 9th Mar 2020 4:11pm)

Do they keep them in the freezers? by Robotfoxman (Mon 9th Mar 2020 6:58pm)

Compo pointing also helps by Robotfoxman (Tue 10th Mar 2020 3:47pm)

Probably well off cunts too. That's how they stay rich. by Robotfoxman (Tue 10th Mar 2020 3:52pm)

DELETED It's the coronavibus by Robotfoxman (Wed 11th Mar 2020 12:56pm)

Dae ye aye? by Robotfoxman (Wed 11th Mar 2020 1:41pm)

Genuinely heard some daft auld cunt asking staff to check the stockroom by Robotfoxman (Fri 13th Mar 2020 6:55am)

Mostly selfish older cunts grabbing everything, fuck em. by Robotfoxman (Fri 13th Mar 2020 9:43pm)

They're all riddled anyway, what's one more virus by Robotfoxman (Sat 14th Mar 2020 2:50pm)

Probably the mail or the express wrote some shite about panicking by Robotfoxman (Sat 14th Mar 2020 2:50pm)

Cunts that are bulk buying should be shot on sight by Robotfoxman (Sun 15th Mar 2020 1:06pm)

Just use your fingers like the rest of us by Robotfoxman (Sun 15th Mar 2020 5:23pm)

Unless bawheed Boris is dishing out emergency wages for everyone then most us still have to work to survive in this pishy world by Robotfoxman (Mon 16th Mar 2020 12:31pm)

69 by Robotfoxman (Tue 17th Mar 2020 9:45am)

Does anyone know why in the fuck the schools are still open? We get a flurry of snow and they lock everything up but they're not arsed about a pandemic? by Robotfoxman (Wed 18th Mar 2020 1:17pm)

Profit will always be king over human lives in a capitalist system. by Robotfoxman (Wed 18th Mar 2020 1:21pm)

You forgot to list a few roasters from this sub by Robotfoxman (Thu 19th Mar 2020 12:23pm)

Cuntish behaviour from many companied but have the Gov stepped in with any kind of safety net for those struggling? Fuck the hoop jumping of universal credit we need something done right now for these people. by Robotfoxman (Fri 20th Mar 2020 8:03am)

Is it just me or are there still loads of old folk stoating about? This whole thing is pointless if they won't listen as per. by Robotfoxman (Fri 20th Mar 2020 12:08pm)

Scottish pensioners may well be the most stubborn demographic on the planet. by Robotfoxman (Fri 20th Mar 2020 3:03pm)

I think we'll go down the enforced lockdown route if the spread does get worse due to folk carrying on as normal. The majority of the country is filled with thick cunts who won't listen to any kind of experts ( this is how we got the brexit circus) The stiff upper lip shite isn't gonna cut it this time by Robotfoxman (Fri 20th Mar 2020 6:04pm)

These will be the same folk come June posting FLY HIGH WITH DA ANGELS GRAN & GRANDA CANT BELIEF IT XOXOX by Robotfoxman (Sat 21st Mar 2020 11:19am)

It would last for 3 hours before the manky cunts ruined it again by Robotfoxman (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 7:55am)

Ben Aan is like Buchanan street at the best of times by Robotfoxman (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 8:15am)

Consumeobeyconsumeobey by Robotfoxman (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 10:16pm)

Astonishing Legends is good if you're into supernatural stuff. They dive deep on everything. by Robotfoxman (Tue 24th Mar 2020 11:17am)

Unreal that they STILL have flights arriving daily from around the world with zero screening. by Robotfoxman (Tue 24th Mar 2020 11:21am)

Anyone else getting really fucked off with the amount of old biddies still stoating aboot? Hang on we'll all put our lives on hold to protect you and Agnes having a natter at the bus stop. by Robotfoxman (Tue 24th Mar 2020 1:12pm)

My gran is 89 and knows fine well we can't visit, only had to tell her about 18 times though about how serious it is by Robotfoxman (Tue 24th Mar 2020 8:40pm)

Surely that's no a key worker right now? by Robotfoxman (Tue 24th Mar 2020 11:08pm)

Are they using a sega mega drive to process applications? Clueless tory cunts by Robotfoxman (Wed 25th Mar 2020 6:07am)

It's almost like we're a separate country by Robotfoxman (Wed 25th Mar 2020 10:27am)

I doubt Spoons will still be trading after this mess by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Mar 2020 2:38pm)

Nae tunes though by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Mar 2020 2:37pm)

Still at work but found out we are likely getting shunted to the 80% Government wage package. The job is already minimum wage as it is. Nice work from a company that generated 2.3 billion profit globally. I hate moaning as I'm lucky to still have a job but this whole situation has revealed what companies really think of their workers. by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Mar 2020 3:49pm)

We're still being made to work until told otherwise, it's just the uncertainty of everything that is stressing people out. They need to have people working or not and stick to it. by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Mar 2020 5:31pm)

Imagine time travelling to a year ago and posting this headline r/nottheonion by Robotfoxman (Fri 27th Mar 2020 2:00pm)

Spare a thought for our seagulls, pigeons and junkies during these troubling times by Robotfoxman (Fri 27th Mar 2020 3:23pm)

I'm a delivery driver and the roads are still pretty busy during the day. Shops like the range and b&m being open doesn't help matters with everyone bored and jumping down for a browse. Not seen polis pull anyone over yet. Even passed an old fud on the A1 yesterday towing a caravan by Robotfoxman (Fri 27th Mar 2020 3:20pm)

Hope yer next shite's a jaggy one then by Robotfoxman (Sat 28th Mar 2020 11:17am)

The roads are far still far too busy too. Not enough police to enforce anything so people are still gonna be fuds. by Robotfoxman (Mon 30th Mar 2020 3:08pm)

I really hope we don't need it by Robotfoxman (Mon 30th Mar 2020 5:09pm)

I have a stash of carrier bags under my van seat to use for rubbish, this is too much effort for some lazy cunts by Robotfoxman (Wed 1st Apr 2020 7:06pm)

r/westendproblems by Robotfoxman (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 10:42am)

Is it just me or are the roads creeping back up to normal traffic levels? We can't even last 3 weeks on "lockdown" never mind 6 months. by Robotfoxman (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 10:42am)

I'm gonna miss driving home in 15 min instead of 40 by Robotfoxman (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 11:21am)

Can they no just share a flat like normal cunts do instead of 700 bangers a month? by Robotfoxman (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 5:33pm)

Gary Mackay Steven back at it by Robotfoxman (Fri 3rd Apr 2020 5:24pm)

Yeah probably just a 2 hour daily quarantine by Robotfoxman (Sun 5th Apr 2020 4:31pm)

Probably by Robotfoxman (Sun 5th Apr 2020 7:45pm)

Add this to the list of things that will be scrapped by Robotfoxman (Sun 5th Apr 2020 7:50pm)

Is this a meme now like the flat earth one? by Robotfoxman (Wed 8th Apr 2020 3:28pm)

Just say you've heard kids crying, drug abuse. Ham it up till the fuckers get shut down. by Robotfoxman (Thu 9th Apr 2020 12:26pm)

You sound like a fucking drama queen by Robotfoxman (Fri 10th Apr 2020 7:09pm)

Hope your berries are ok by Robotfoxman (Fri 10th Apr 2020 7:08pm)

I'm acting like I hate being forced to go in but I'd rather do that than be locked up with the weans all day haha by Robotfoxman (Fri 10th Apr 2020 7:07pm)

Aw the grasses and curtain twitchers are in absolute heaven the now with the state of things by Robotfoxman (Sun 19th Apr 2020 11:48pm)

Name deffo checks out by Robotfoxman (Sun 19th Apr 2020 11:45pm)

We had a mong next door who chucked stuff out for the seagulls. Just kept bugging the housing until they finally pulled him up about it by Robotfoxman (Sun 19th Apr 2020 11:58pm)

Kwik fit are still open as a last resort by Robotfoxman (Mon 20th Apr 2020 5:06pm)

It's usually only heather and grass that burn here, not any actual forest by Robotfoxman (Tue 21st Apr 2020 12:06pm)

America is leaking again by Robotfoxman (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 5:11pm)

There's deer in the necropolis at Cadder. We see them nearly every night by Robotfoxman (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 6:49am)

Greedy cunts like B&Q are gonna be responsible for a 2nd wave of infections by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Apr 2020 9:56am)

This will be the same kind of fuds who put tacks on the cycle path and nails in dug biscuits. Some psychos out there. by Robotfoxman (Sun 26th Apr 2020 5:31pm)

Yas cheered us all right up👍 by Robotfoxman (Mon 27th Apr 2020 10:33pm)

Be gone teuchter! by Robotfoxman (Mon 27th Apr 2020 10:37pm)

It's the new national sport by Robotfoxman (Wed 29th Apr 2020 6:57pm)

Why no a full dug? by Robotfoxman (Fri 1st May 2020 3:19pm)

Every cunt seems to be open again anyway by Robotfoxman (Fri 1st May 2020 3:17pm)

Cut a gap in their back fence amd let them escape to the wild by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd May 2020 6:27pm)

Sell your milf selfies by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd May 2020 7:38pm)

Almost too wild, place is full of dodgy folk by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd May 2020 7:40pm)

There deffo needs to be more city streets shut off permanently to vehicles or at least on weekends to allow for safe kids play or food markets etc by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd May 2020 10:51am)

Inland lighthoose by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th May 2020 11:46pm)

They on a curry binge the night before? by Robotfoxman (Wed 6th May 2020 10:15pm)

Every cunt seems to be out and about anyway, no one gives a fuck by Robotfoxman (Thu 7th May 2020 10:14am)

The virus has days off when it's sunny by Robotfoxman (Thu 7th May 2020 12:49pm)

A sound practice for life by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th May 2020 6:56am)

Illegal shave 😂 by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th May 2020 1:28pm)

Ask for Big Salty by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th May 2020 8:05pm)

Too many old fuds wobbling about the side of the roads on their 1978 raleigh special. Stay the fuck home. by Robotfoxman (Tue 12th May 2020 11:08pm)

Same. I'd say most places are quieter apart from Glasgow, business as usual. by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th May 2020 12:27pm)

At the start it was dead eerie. I was delivering to Dundee and was the only vehicle on the Tay bridge one day by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th May 2020 4:19pm)

Any business with common sense should be looking to cut costs by having staff work from home full time if possible. by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th May 2020 4:20pm)

Typical lazy cunts by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th May 2020 6:08pm)

Ma heart bleeds for the cunt by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th May 2020 6:13pm)

Shitey yank patter by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th May 2020 6:09pm)

Is there really any point to this "lockdown" farce any more? Nae cunt is gieing a fuck. Same with the mongos queuing for an hour+ at drive thrus. by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th May 2020 10:13pm)

This morning in Shettleston I saw SCAMDEMIC spray painted on a building. Probably the same fuds who do the flat earth ones. by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th May 2020 11:28pm)

I'm 32 this year and eyeing up one of those electric boards. Broken hip here I come yas by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th May 2020 11:35pm)

A herd of mongos in their natural habitat, beautiful specimens. by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th May 2020 1:51pm)

Maybe some kind of mills back in the day, the kelvin had a few of them along it by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th May 2020 1:55pm)

They could make a fortune in fines by putting up cameras on motorway slips by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th May 2020 11:28pm)

The housing market is gonna be absolutely shagged after this, no one is rushing out to buy 200k newbuilds. by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th May 2020 12:18am)

Once it's over there will be even more cars on the road than ever, no one wants to risk public transport and I don't blame them. by Robotfoxman (Mon 18th May 2020 12:26pm)

Winning the Scottish league is like being crowned the worlds tallest midget by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th May 2020 7:06am)

Mind a few years hack there was a whale at the science centre by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th May 2020 11:26am)

Watch oot, he's alpha by Robotfoxman (Wed 27th May 2020 12:23pm)

Tories stain tories by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th May 2020 11:07am)

Strawheid couldn't even bring himself to use the word lockdown so of course a high percentage of mongs didn't listen. Were they expecting the country that brought us the brexit shitshow to do the sensible thing? Should have been a solid month of proper lockdown like Spain, not limp dick "guidance" to save the precious economy for rich cunts. by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th May 2020 11:14am)

They're a pensioner no a turtle by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th May 2020 5:57pm)

The wyndford needs nuked from orbit tbh by Robotfoxman (Sun 31st May 2020 7:18am)

Stay the fuck home by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Jun 2020 7:08am)

Did ye aye? by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Jun 2020 9:46am)

r/consumeobey by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Jun 2020 10:34pm)

Absolute madland bants by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Jun 2020 6:30pm)

Did they team up with the 5G crowd? by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Jun 2020 3:53pm)

Will be cunts from the mearns taking one of their 3 audis out for the day. Sitting on their arse getting furlough pay, ma heart bleeds. by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Jun 2020 8:38pm)

Down with this sort of thing by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Jun 2020 8:41pm)

A cock and balls by Robotfoxman (Mon 8th Jun 2020 12:09am)

This is the way by Robotfoxman (Mon 8th Jun 2020 12:06am)

Naw by Robotfoxman (Mon 8th Jun 2020 12:05am)

Just off the beach by Robotfoxman (Mon 8th Jun 2020 12:13am)

Hauf price in 6 months when the arse falls out the market by Robotfoxman (Mon 8th Jun 2020 12:12am)

Mare yank cringe by Robotfoxman (Mon 8th Jun 2020 12:10am)

I got a belter of a hunting catapult online, my new hobby is saying hi to the noisy bastard gulls outside the flat first thing in the morning by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Jun 2020 1:31pm)

Rip retail by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Jun 2020 1:56pm)

Lmao what heroes by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Jun 2020 2:01pm)

Only gonna get worse when every cunt is terrified of public transport and drives everywhere. The majority of folk need re-tested and banned. by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Jun 2020 2:00pm)

Down with this sort of thing by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Jun 2020 6:57am)

Used to work at cessnock and they've infested all of the back lanes down there. My old boss found a group of them trapped in a bin and burned them to death, lovely guy. by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Jun 2020 8:08am)

Always baffles me when folk act as if Scotland is this progressive utopia when we still have braindead fuds like this still kickin about. by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Jun 2020 7:45pm)

These are the kind of guys that get triggered by green traffic lights, nothing makes sense. by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Jun 2020 9:26pm)

Do people still think this lockdown farce was about saving lives? Smoke and mirrors so that the state can pull more draconian shite like this. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Jun 2020 9:26am)

The bit at mcdonalds and tesco is hilarious, about 29 sets of lights in a 100 yd stretch of road by Robotfoxman (Wed 24th Jun 2020 11:20pm)

Makes you think eh? by Robotfoxman (Fri 26th Jun 2020 6:42pm)

Just get that "fart" spray out of Tam Shepherds, we all know the one. Absolutely rank by Robotfoxman (Fri 26th Jun 2020 6:51pm)

Wonder if Xscape will stay? Serves them right for trying to change it to "Soar at intu braehead" by Robotfoxman (Fri 26th Jun 2020 6:56pm)

Isn't there an urban legend that some gangsters buried a body in the concrete of the bridge while it was being built? by Robotfoxman (Sat 27th Jun 2020 12:23am)

Our imperial masters init by Robotfoxman (Sat 27th Jun 2020 12:14pm)

This should be the new Glasgow slogan by Robotfoxman (Sun 28th Jun 2020 2:49pm)

City centre is no mans land the now. It's almost like locking folk up together who have nothing to lose would result in a pressure cooker. by Robotfoxman (Sun 28th Jun 2020 2:48pm)

Try the sandyford by Robotfoxman (Tue 30th Jun 2020 9:12pm)

Sit doon by Robotfoxman (Tue 30th Jun 2020 9:09pm)

We just need the purge to happen but you can only take oot junkies by Robotfoxman (Tue 30th Jun 2020 9:16pm)

B&Q is for plebs by Robotfoxman (Tue 30th Jun 2020 9:22pm)

If there's any shops left lol by Robotfoxman (Wed 1st Jul 2020 11:15am)

Wait until they allow yanks to fly here. Can see it happening. by Robotfoxman (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 6:58am)

r/iamverysmart by Robotfoxman (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 7:01am)

They're really good at banning trivial shite like this but won't touch the orange order? by Robotfoxman (Fri 3rd Jul 2020 10:34pm)

Nothing, the bastards made me work through it by Robotfoxman (Sun 5th Jul 2020 7:05am)

It's Ashton lane were you expecting beer bellies rolling around the floor in old firm tops by Robotfoxman (Tue 7th Jul 2020 8:28pm)

SFA are wanks by Robotfoxman (Thu 16th Jul 2020 8:22am)

Apparently it's illegal to kill them. Bastards by Robotfoxman (Wed 22nd Jul 2020 8:28am)

Pubs are germ factories at best of times. So many smelly cunts don't wash their hands after a pish by Robotfoxman (Wed 22nd Jul 2020 8:27am)

Lockdown is over and the roads are heaving so let's dig up every cunting street at once. Fuck me could some of this no been done when the place was a ghost town? by Robotfoxman (Wed 22nd Jul 2020 10:09pm)

Hauf price nuggets and a wee side serving of covid. We're in the end game of bizarro land now. by Robotfoxman (Sun 26th Jul 2020 11:05pm)

Glasgow is and always will be a shitehole. Lived here all ma days and scratch my head when folk gush about it being the best city on earth. Full of clatty bastards, bigots and seagulls. by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st Aug 2020 3:21pm)

Shite things can happen to you without it being racist by Robotfoxman (Mon 3rd Aug 2020 9:04pm)

Just avoid kwik shit and any other national franchise garbage. Only clueless pensioners go there. by Robotfoxman (Mon 3rd Aug 2020 9:01pm)

Second this post. A couple years back these clowns used the wrong type of oil in my astra and refused to accept any blame despite the smoke coming from the bonnet. Avoid at all costs. by Robotfoxman (Wed 12th Aug 2020 5:38pm)

I jump it regularly and have a nice wee jobby by the clyde by Robotfoxman (Thu 13th Aug 2020 5:13pm)

That's a drop in the ocean compared to what's needed. Every scrap of spare land is being sold off to private developers to throw up overpriced new builds. by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Aug 2020 3:31pm)

America is leaking again by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Aug 2020 9:04pm)

They need big road sweepers that hoover up junkies by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Aug 2020 9:01pm)

Don't worry things will pick up when brexit hits. Great Bwitish utopia. by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Aug 2020 9:11pm)

How the fuck does this still happen in 2020? Surely they should fit a warning sensor to all the top decks by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Aug 2020 9:22pm)

Must be none of them living at the actual sea now. Fat noisy cunts. Love seeing one of the dicks pancaked on a road. by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Aug 2020 9:26pm)

It's getting farcical at this point. Making up shite as they go. by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th Aug 2020 9:30pm)

Kilts remind me of those tacky tourist shops that sell see you jimmy bunnets and nessie t shirts. I've never had the urge to wear one, fitted suit ftw. by Robotfoxman (Sat 22nd Aug 2020 7:29am)

I only use it to sell my old shit now. Every comments section is mongo central. by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th Aug 2020 5:34pm)

They'll rip the cunt out of this situation as long as they can. Shower of lazy bastards the lot of them. Some us had to work right through this mess. by Robotfoxman (Mon 31st Aug 2020 7:52am)

I think a lot of folk are pissed off at still paying full dunt for a service they aren't receiving. Would you let your broadband/tv shut off for 5 months but still happily pay the bill every month? by Robotfoxman (Mon 31st Aug 2020 7:57am)

Is anyone even listening to this shite anymore? Absolute circus. by Robotfoxman (Wed 2nd Sep 2020 8:36am)

Wonder how many litres of spunk have been fired in that hotel by Robotfoxman (Fri 4th Sep 2020 11:03am)

You keep saying he's smart. Is he though?... by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Sep 2020 8:09am)

It's 96% jobby and corpses. The rest is rat piss. by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Sep 2020 8:13am)

What a load of pish, no one can keep up with these constant changes. by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Sep 2020 8:53am)

r/thathappened by Robotfoxman (Sun 13th Sep 2020 12:36am)

Lmao mate yer lucky if they empty the normal bins before a seagull shags it all over the street by Robotfoxman (Sun 13th Sep 2020 8:38am)

Troon beach by Robotfoxman (Sun 13th Sep 2020 8:42am)

We were all that age once. I cringe thinking about what ripspeed horrors I bought for my punto by Robotfoxman (Sun 13th Sep 2020 8:40am)

When you go back in drop subtle hints that you are an alien by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Sep 2020 6:40am)

Any cunt that's 40 and wears a cap backwards is deffo a nonce by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Sep 2020 6:46am)

Grooming gangs by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Sep 2020 6:50am)

Don't steal ma tinder bio by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Sep 2020 11:17am)

Hospitals are quieter than ever by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Sep 2020 1:26pm)

Being cooped up with a 1 & 5 yr old this is a pipe dream of mine by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Sep 2020 6:39pm)

I'd say the flip floping of moronic restrictions every week and forcing more and more people into poverty is also borderline psychopathic. by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Sep 2020 8:19am)

Reddit is an echo chamber. Virus bad govvernment good. by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Sep 2020 8:21am)

They're still ripping the arse out it due to big bad virus by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Sep 2020 8:38am)

What's with the hunners of billboards advertising the new dragon soop bam juice. Looks horrific. by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Sep 2020 8:40am)

It's like living in black mirror by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Sep 2020 9:08am)

Of course it is, shutting down society for the sake of a miniscule number of deaths is lunacy. by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Sep 2020 1:30pm)

Are folk still clutching their chests about weed in 2020? by Robotfoxman (Sat 3rd Oct 2020 9:15pm)

Surprised bookies still exist tbh by Robotfoxman (Wed 7th Oct 2020 8:04pm)

Weird how they can't extend furlough but can plough billions into trident,HS2 and MP wage rises. by Robotfoxman (Wed 7th Oct 2020 8:00pm)

Always loads up the cadder graveyard too by Robotfoxman (Wed 7th Oct 2020 9:03pm)

I've deleted facebook and instagram and it's helped a lot. Only jump on here now and then to catch up. The media is just pure poison that will melt yer brain. by Robotfoxman (Wed 7th Oct 2020 9:01pm)

Bring back the virgin megastore by Robotfoxman (Wed 7th Oct 2020 9:07pm)

Why? Junkies are scum by Robotfoxman (Fri 9th Oct 2020 6:24pm)

Fuck sake she looks 40 and wearing her hat like a goon by Robotfoxman (Mon 12th Oct 2020 10:24pm)

If you're bad you'll get covid in yer stocking by Robotfoxman (Tue 13th Oct 2020 11:27am)

Rutherglen main street is grim by Robotfoxman (Tue 13th Oct 2020 5:52pm)

It's easy to wrap 56 toilet rolls by Robotfoxman (Tue 13th Oct 2020 5:50pm)

Ppenty money for wargames shite but nome for furlough? by Robotfoxman (Tue 13th Oct 2020 7:30pm)

I put my car in here earlier this week for mot and service due to recommendations.They carried out the service but forgot to do the mot on collection. First and last time. by Robotfoxman (Fri 16th Oct 2020 7:03am)

Pro tip; Just wear a lightweight snood it's so much easier and comfier to pull up rather than those over the lug jobs by Robotfoxman (Fri 16th Oct 2020 7:00am)

No shit by Robotfoxman (Fri 16th Oct 2020 11:07pm)

Nice wee ban and skelped wae his da's slipper for taking the motor. Pair a mongs could have killed a kid. by Robotfoxman (Fri 16th Oct 2020 11:10pm)

Stickers are for weans by Robotfoxman (Tue 20th Oct 2020 12:23pm)

Will there be anything left in the city centre worth visiting when this is over? by Robotfoxman (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 6:09am)

Bandit country by Robotfoxman (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 7:01am)

Rocket dong by Robotfoxman (Sun 25th Oct 2020 9:08pm)

Floofy doggo pupper woofo by Robotfoxman (Wed 28th Oct 2020 9:57pm)

Attention seeking fuds. Name and shame. by Robotfoxman (Fri 30th Oct 2020 11:56pm)

Stfu by Robotfoxman (Sat 31st Oct 2020 12:01am)

*those by Robotfoxman (Sat 31st Oct 2020 2:57pm)

Lol wut? Put pressure on MSPs to take it it Westminster on our behalf, you think the chancellor is gonna reply to a letter from wee Gary in Tollcross? by Robotfoxman (Sat 31st Oct 2020 2:55pm)

Flooded? by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Nov 2020 9:42am)

Dreading it this year, no organised displays and every fud in the land has been cooped up with nothing to do. Poor dugs. by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Nov 2020 4:02pm)

Lmao why the fuck would you go to a busy event during a pandemic if you're prone to panic attacks? by Robotfoxman (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 6:15pm)

Weird in these times where they can ban everything else on a dime but not the sale of explosives to kids. by Robotfoxman (Thu 5th Nov 2020 10:15am)

At least hide them out of sight in shops and no have massive cunting displays of them as soon as you walk in the door by Robotfoxman (Thu 5th Nov 2020 6:47pm)

Fuck can you imagine asking the gammon horde down south if they want fireworks banned? by Robotfoxman (Thu 5th Nov 2020 9:53pm)

Batman 89 theme intensifies by Robotfoxman (Sat 7th Nov 2020 8:02am)

Kinky by Robotfoxman (Sat 7th Nov 2020 9:24am)

Cheery by Robotfoxman (Sat 7th Nov 2020 9:29am)

Bloody foreign viruses coming over here and taking our commercial holidays by Robotfoxman (Sat 7th Nov 2020 9:25am)

Picturing the young team with hard hats and hi vis while lighting their sonic thunderfuck nebula rockets by Robotfoxman (Sat 7th Nov 2020 9:33am)

Maws giro by Robotfoxman (Sat 7th Nov 2020 9:36am)

Getting the jail for being a grade A fud mare like by Robotfoxman (Sat 7th Nov 2020 9:34am)

Tbf they probably can't read by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Nov 2020 9:17am)

Fuck that carry on just get a cooncil gaff by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th Nov 2020 9:25am)

Fabswingers by Robotfoxman (Tue 10th Nov 2020 8:43pm)

This whole pamdemic must be nanny state SNP's wet dream. They fucking hate booze. by Robotfoxman (Tue 10th Nov 2020 8:48pm)

Aye proper loving it. Can't wait to take my state approved food cube in 2025 by Robotfoxman (Wed 11th Nov 2020 1:45am)

Lmao by Robotfoxman (Thu 12th Nov 2020 5:58pm)

Tbh I think this whole tier thing has been a ruse from the start to get all the problem areas to level 4 and keep them there. Folk would have moaned like fuck if the strictest measures we're slapped back on right away . by Robotfoxman (Thu 12th Nov 2020 6:03pm)

You'll get downvoted but a lot of folk are now close to breaking point with this shite. How long do we keep doing kiddy on lockdowns? by Robotfoxman (Thu 12th Nov 2020 10:10pm)

Grass by Robotfoxman (Sat 14th Nov 2020 8:33pm)

Can China just fuck off for a bit cheers by Robotfoxman (Sat 14th Nov 2020 10:19pm)

Still far too many fucking buses cutting about, especially during covid most of them are empty. by Robotfoxman (Sun 15th Nov 2020 9:32am)

I'd rather have less of the noisy fume spewing bastards altogether by Robotfoxman (Sun 15th Nov 2020 4:38pm)

The queues are hilarious even on week days. Fuck that. by Robotfoxman (Mon 16th Nov 2020 5:25pm)

Flying carpets ma man by Robotfoxman (Mon 16th Nov 2020 7:56pm)

Weird how they can jump right on this but have slashed services due to covid by Robotfoxman (Tue 17th Nov 2020 7:59am)

Keeping the schools open is batshit. Just close them for whole of Dec at least. by Robotfoxman (Tue 17th Nov 2020 4:24pm)

This is the way by Robotfoxman (Tue 17th Nov 2020 6:35pm)

Lockdown eve comes around faster every year I swear by Robotfoxman (Thu 19th Nov 2020 6:43am)

They say the economy is tanking but surely folk buying useless tat out of b&m should keep it afloat by Robotfoxman (Thu 19th Nov 2020 9:16am)

Found the grass by Robotfoxman (Fri 20th Nov 2020 8:44pm)

Hun infested shitehole by Robotfoxman (Mon 23rd Nov 2020 5:41pm)

Ok doomer by Robotfoxman (Wed 25th Nov 2020 12:25pm)

Some paddle this way as its easier to use their baws as an anchor when they need to stop by Robotfoxman (Wed 25th Nov 2020 4:43pm)

Yer da's taking the divorce like a champ by Robotfoxman (Sat 28th Nov 2020 11:19am)

Just go doon the canal path, much less stressful by Robotfoxman (Sat 28th Nov 2020 11:22am)

I'm a car owner but the the city centre should be vehicle free imo. Will be soon right enough when every shop has shut down. by Robotfoxman (Sat 28th Nov 2020 11:26am)

Why in the name of fuck would you want Glasgow to be anything like London? Chugging over skyscrapers lmao away chase yerself. by Robotfoxman (Sat 28th Nov 2020 11:32am)

Better be doon to three or I'm jumping to Falkirk for a xmas haircut by Robotfoxman (Sat 5th Dec 2020 10:20pm)

Health before wealth only works if you were well off before this shitshow kicked off. by Robotfoxman (Mon 7th Dec 2020 12:24am)

From what I've seen out and about, older folk are the worst offenders for no giving a fuck with chinwarmer masks and having a group gab in shops. by Robotfoxman (Mon 7th Dec 2020 12:27am)

West end. Says it all. by Robotfoxman (Mon 7th Dec 2020 9:48pm)

Wait the tetris movie isn't a joke thing by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Dec 2020 10:02am)

Surely millions could be saved by just getting rid of the button boxes then by Robotfoxman (Thu 10th Dec 2020 6:39pm)

It's a well known bbc scam. Bin the letters. by Robotfoxman (Thu 10th Dec 2020 11:05pm)

Bearsden is full of rich arseholes by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Dec 2020 6:08pm)

20 years on and they're still working on a vaccine that would make it safe to enter the toilets in the Garage by Robotfoxman (Sun 13th Dec 2020 8:45am)

Bmw says it all. The most selfish cunts on the planet. by Robotfoxman (Mon 14th Dec 2020 8:38am)

Look at her post history, she's a looney by Robotfoxman (Mon 14th Dec 2020 8:49am)

They ploughed millions into turning the secc into a bespoke covid treatment hospital and never used the cunt. by Robotfoxman (Tue 15th Dec 2020 3:29pm)

He needs to get the mental help he needs. All the usual facebook morons are cheering him on and he's now got a hero complex. by Robotfoxman (Tue 15th Dec 2020 3:30pm)

I've lived in Glasgow all my life and have never had any bother from a non native. Always the Scottish folk that are arseholes. by Robotfoxman (Wed 16th Dec 2020 8:54am)

Go through the shitty landlords like a bulldozer. Much tougher vetting needs to be carried out. by Robotfoxman (Wed 16th Dec 2020 11:07pm)

It's shameful I stay in Maryhill and haven't seen the new bit of path yet. Time to dust the bike off. by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Dec 2020 7:50am)

I think it's fairly obvious by now that this has turned into a game of political ping pong vs Westminster with us folk at the bottom getting fucked about. Away and eat shite. by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Dec 2020 6:02pm)

DO YoU WaNTT tO kiLL yOUr FAmILY aT ChRIstmAS??? by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Dec 2020 10:50pm)

Please, no common sense is allowed on here. by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Dec 2020 4:06am)

Just go see them, life's too short to be dictated to. by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Dec 2020 9:21am)

The market was a bump anyway by Robotfoxman (Mon 21st Dec 2020 5:29am)

Pullin ma banger by Robotfoxman (Mon 21st Dec 2020 3:12pm)

Haw mad goffs liking sum 41 by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 10:09am)

That pool was cleared many a time due to a rogue jobby. The new place they built down at the college is baws compared to the playdrome. by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 9:02pm)

I just use the hacking perk by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 9:01pm)

I had a birthday party at the megabowl and Mr Wimpy made an appearance #baller by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 9:00pm)

Has to be at least two financed audis or mercs in the drive or else you're a failure by Robotfoxman (Thu 24th Dec 2020 11:56am)

Pair a permgrip soles yer wantin by Robotfoxman (Thu 24th Dec 2020 12:02pm)

One hand on hip the other holding a glass of prosecco. Bonus points for a glittery wallpaper backdrop ft. a live laugh love sign. by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Dec 2020 8:54am)

Ah yes the famous cluedo profiles where you're forced into the batcave for 12 hours to figure out which one she actually is by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Dec 2020 11:26am)

Anyone know if supermarkets will exhange booze if there's no receipt? Asking for a dafty like me. by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Dec 2020 3:18pm)

That's deep bro by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Dec 2020 11:35pm)

Nerd by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Dec 2020 2:24pm)

I'm not judging, but here's my reddit post calling it out. Folk can/will wear what they want. by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Dec 2020 2:23pm)

Out for a walk? Call in the riot polis by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Dec 2020 10:01pm)

Nice try Polis Scotland. Usual grassing rules apply. by Robotfoxman (Mon 28th Dec 2020 12:28pm)

Signed. Looks an interesting scheme, GCC selling off far too much to private developers. by Robotfoxman (Mon 28th Dec 2020 12:39pm)

The standard shitey 200K new builds that no one from the area can afford? by Robotfoxman (Mon 28th Dec 2020 12:36pm)

Sorry I need a belt by Robotfoxman (Wed 30th Dec 2020 9:27am)

Leftist hivemind triggered by Robotfoxman (Wed 30th Dec 2020 9:37am)

Should just create a sticky thread for all the Isa's to rant aboot masks in by Robotfoxman (Wed 30th Dec 2020 9:35am)

Hoose perty by Robotfoxman (Thu 31st Dec 2020 1:42pm)

Do people from Fife need to get it if they have 12 toes already? by Robotfoxman (Thu 31st Dec 2020 1:40pm)

Nice find by Robotfoxman (Fri 1st Jan 2021 7:14pm)

Dogger? by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 8:54am)

Never seen this area before by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 2:15pm)

Wheel mating season again, go back in Spring to see the baby trolleys by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 2:20pm)

Deffo a pair of perma grip soles yer wantin this morning. Nearly went on ma arse to get to a train that's now cancelled. Can we just start back work in March? by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jan 2021 6:54am)

Next up: Pre booked time slots to use your local park by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jan 2021 7:56am)

The very ones by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jan 2021 8:35am)

Illegal to use your phone while driving but here's a massive eyeball burning telly strung up over the motorway by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jan 2021 8:35am)

I'd hate to be a polis during this time especially. by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jan 2021 12:22pm)

Sit doon Isa by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jan 2021 12:28pm)

It's been like Christmas the whole year for busybodies the world over by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jan 2021 12:25pm)

Stay at home then by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jan 2021 4:20pm)

Stfu by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jan 2021 10:00pm)

Lockdown 10: This time it will definitely work by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Jan 2021 7:20am)

At least they stop more generic new builds being thrown up on every patch of ground by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Jan 2021 7:15pm)

DELETED Golf is for red faced knobs who drive jags by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Jan 2021 7:20pm)

Is this real life? by Robotfoxman (Thu 7th Jan 2021 9:48am)

-8 in Carluke this morning, chucking some beers in the back of the van later. by Robotfoxman (Fri 8th Jan 2021 9:37am)

ARe THoSE PeEPLE tWo meTRes ApARt???? by Robotfoxman (Fri 8th Jan 2021 11:15pm)

Still cracking on with full cooncil tax though by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Jan 2021 11:52am)

Who says lockdown has to be depressing? by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Jan 2021 6:46pm)

Is Jaqueline McAfferty in it? by Robotfoxman (Sun 10th Jan 2021 11:50am)

They're still humming and hawing over whether to allow medical use of cannabis. I would hope that when we do gain independence the party dissolves and major reform of drug laws will happen. by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Jan 2021 9:40am)

It would have made sense to remove or discount the charge for vans going to the tip during covid. Stuff just gets flytipped everywhere now. by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Jan 2021 9:46am)

Most places have the higher ups cracking the whip from home and the rest of us drones are just expected to get on with it by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Jan 2021 11:36am)

January 63rd already troops. Is there anyway that all all the unused tanning beds could be repurposed into cryosleep chambers till next Christmas? by Robotfoxman (Tue 12th Jan 2021 6:44am)

Crazy that we've had "lockdown" for almost a year now, they just keep changing the names and terms so we don't notice as much. I don't think most folk can last another year of it, civil unrest soon if they don't concentrate every effort now on vaccine distribution. Secondary pish like brexit and independence can wait. by Robotfoxman (Tue 12th Jan 2021 9:07pm)

Even if most of Scotland is vaccinated by summer we'll still likely have to wait for England to have enough folk jagged. Travel ban for rest of the year most likely, as it fucking should have been from the start. by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Jan 2021 9:27am)

It's a bit of slush calm doon. Too many folk panic braking should just stay at home. by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Jan 2021 10:02am)

Tbf if I was on a retail wage I wouldn't waste my time arguing with dumbfuck customers by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Jan 2021 1:34pm)

Why is argos still a shop? Its the same model as amazon but you have to get to the warehouse to collect your stuff. by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Jan 2021 9:19pm)

Yeah saw the trucks this morning. The rest of us have to lock ourselves up but filming on a public street is very essential. A just like a moan. by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Jan 2021 10:23am)

Aldi had a fake one for 50 bangers by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th Jan 2021 9:52am)

Sit doon Doris by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th Jan 2021 9:50am)

What are they actually doing at Pinkston rd? Been tearing up the road next to the canal for what feels like years. by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th Jan 2021 9:57am)

Better than sex by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th Jan 2021 10:06am)

How dare you, we get to pay more for food now thanks to our lord and savior Bowis. by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th Jan 2021 10:05am)

Grab some gloves and chuck it in a skip, thats all the cooncil guys will do anyway by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Jan 2021 8:40pm)

Weird how all his interviews and incidents happen off camera. Guys a screwball. by Robotfoxman (Mon 18th Jan 2021 8:47am)

But look at the wonderful service you get in return. They'll be using covid as an excuse for the next 10 years. by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th Jan 2021 7:01am)

That's what she sai... by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th Jan 2021 9:22pm)

*year by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Jan 2021 8:25am)

Stabbings in full hd by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Jan 2021 8:09pm)

Mintit by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Jan 2021 8:14pm)

Can we keep this going across the central belt by folk relaying photos from high flats? The beacons are lit! by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Jan 2021 8:16pm)

GCC for the next 10 year: covid sorry by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Jan 2021 7:50pm)

Gies the address I'll kick thsir cunts in by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Jan 2021 8:20pm)

January 79th again by Robotfoxman (Wed 27th Jan 2021 9:59am)

I'm in a constant flip flop between "this is bad but we'll get through it" to "fuck this what a load of shite these daft rules are" Doesn't help we have a million different viewpoints being beamed at us online. I jump on and off reddit but deleted the rest of my social apps, it does help a lot. by Robotfoxman (Wed 27th Jan 2021 7:19pm)

TLDR by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th Jan 2021 12:54pm)

Just need a big bow slapped on top for scumfuck thieves by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th Jan 2021 12:58pm)

By 2025 we'll have 10 bins per household emptied every 4 months. They know that refuse collection is top of the list of complaints and becoming a health hazard in this city but are still doing fuck all about it. by Robotfoxman (Sat 30th Jan 2021 10:24am)

Lockdown is only fueling the demand for puppies and dodgy breeders are jumping at the chance to make cash. Cunts should get jail time or community service to pick up dug shite for 10 year. Lesson learned by OP and hope it's a warning for others, at least try and visit rehoming shelters first before shelling out on a pup. by Robotfoxman (Sat 30th Jan 2021 11:52am)

The lockdown stasi will be on this like flies to shite. Great idea tbough. by Robotfoxman (Sun 31st Jan 2021 8:43am)

Asking the worker why was too much common sense by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Feb 2021 5:23am)

Think it was always going to go that way, covid just accelerated the closures. by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Feb 2021 12:46pm)

2021 is bringing the mullet back by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 10:44am)

Best of luck and hope he's all good by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Feb 2021 10:43am)

Knowing parcelforce it's probably still rolling about in one of their vans. Yodel are famous for false deliveries too. Could be worth chasing the depot at Cambuslang to see if anythings turned up there. by Robotfoxman (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 10:05am)

They ain't exactly pillars of the community though by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Feb 2021 5:37pm)

People think brexit enabled a lot of these cretins to become bolder but it's always been there no matter how loudly MP's screech about diversity by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Feb 2021 5:36pm)

Folk still use twitter? by Robotfoxman (Mon 8th Feb 2021 11:54am)

Shagged hunners of burds. Doon ma grans bit though. by Robotfoxman (Mon 8th Feb 2021 10:13pm)

Stab time by Robotfoxman (Tue 9th Feb 2021 6:58am)

Where abouts is this? by Robotfoxman (Tue 9th Feb 2021 12:33pm)

I'd bet a lot of pennies that it was bmw/audi? by Robotfoxman (Fri 12th Feb 2021 9:37am)

Some cunts jumped on their da's laptop again by Robotfoxman (Fri 12th Feb 2021 9:36am)

The scotland sub is basically a tribute shrine to the holy SNP. Bizarro land. by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Feb 2021 8:49am)

More of this please. The van in Dundee that has Bawbag Boris and Hancock tit sprayed on it should become a national landmark. by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Feb 2021 8:54am)

Needs a cone by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Feb 2021 10:44am)

Just say your own on your way to doctors if stopped. This isn't North Korea (yet) by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Feb 2021 3:28pm)

Apply to the government for your freedom back. Might take a while. by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Feb 2021 3:26pm)

Will there be anything left to open? by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Feb 2021 3:25pm)

Until they find a new magical strain and announce lockdown again by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Feb 2021 3:31pm)

When the government decides to hand back our freedom I guess. by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Feb 2021 11:21pm)

There's only so long you can keep a population under house arrest before they eventually go stir crazy and you see groups like these surfacing. As many others have said, I can see things turning ugly if there is more start/stop lockdown pish during and after the Summer. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Feb 2021 8:52pm)

Every ad, press release and billboards are filled with scaremongering doom and gloom that would give daily mail readers the mightiest of stauners. Mental that there's been zero promotion of exercise and heathy lifestyle options (close all gyms but here's half price maccy's lol) , just become shut ins and watch your mental health take a nose dive into oblivion. Nothing proactive has been put forward as means to reduce the risk of serious symptoms. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Feb 2021 10:30pm)

More overpriced pish from big Elon by Robotfoxman (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 10:56pm)

They've lost my vote with this senseless draconian pish, know a lot of folk doing the same. by Robotfoxman (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 11:01pm)

It's hilarious as the quality of Scottish football is fuckin dire by Robotfoxman (Wed 24th Feb 2021 6:44am)

Ragin cos she never swiped you😂 by Robotfoxman (Fri 26th Feb 2021 12:23pm)

School kids should get an instant ban on being allowed out at lunchtime if they get caught littering. Our local streets have been pretty clear until the messy wee bastards started back this week. by Robotfoxman (Sat 27th Feb 2021 8:41am)

Someone visited their family probably. What a time to be alive. by Robotfoxman (Sun 28th Feb 2021 7:40am)

This. But make it affordable housing. Buy to rent scum should be driven out of Scotland like the tories. by Robotfoxman (Sun 28th Feb 2021 1:37pm)

Stay at home apart from 98% of the population who have to go to work😂 by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Mar 2021 9:37am)

Mood instantly lifts once you ignore all that shite by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Mar 2021 9:35am)

They either need to be fully reopened or not. Sitting in silence while staff dressed as surgeons serve you isn't a fun vibe tbh. by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Mar 2021 5:27pm)

Anyone on warzone?👀 by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Mar 2021 5:26pm)

I'd expect a replica map of the entire country for the file sizes they are punting. by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Mar 2021 6:17pm)

Tbh I know loads of folk who are still doing overnight camps, we'll be waiting a long time for this farce to be sorted and life is for living. by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Mar 2021 6:24am)

Stealth camp ftw. I've had to work through this whole thing as a courier all over Scotland and have never been stopped or questioned. It's only the fannys that are having massive house parties that are easy targets for fines. I've been patient but mental health takes priority at this point. by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Mar 2021 8:44am)

You must partake in the duel before conversing can take place by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Mar 2021 9:06am)

Gtf by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Mar 2021 10:42pm)

Green baaad blue goooood. Me go home and beat wife for no beans on toast. by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Mar 2021 9:10pm)

Polis should have fired soap grenades into the crowd, watch them scatter. by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Mar 2021 9:18pm)

The best part was mongos setting them off in daylight. Says it all about these folk lmao by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Mar 2021 9:32pm)

Fuck them. Loved getting my commute for free during covid. by Robotfoxman (Thu 11th Mar 2021 8:38pm)

Her smug face does ma tits in by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Mar 2021 6:33am)

Anybody seen anywhere with flewers left? Was on a long shift yesterday and shops had been ransacked by 8 by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Mar 2021 6:37am)

Aye I tried Shettleston tesco and left with ptsd after 2 minutes. Lets "lockdown"eveything else and funnel everyone into supermarkets for super spreader deals by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Mar 2021 12:15pm)

Everyone needs their wanky overpriced coffee by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Mar 2021 3:11pm)

As soon as lockdown ends all the daftys spending 3 grand on frenchies will fuck off back to tenerife and the wee things will get resold. by Robotfoxman (Tue 16th Mar 2021 6:32am)

Egg smashing season by Robotfoxman (Tue 16th Mar 2021 6:36am)

Gotta justify their 3k rent somehow, poor bastards. by Robotfoxman (Tue 16th Mar 2021 6:40am)

They look exactly what you'd expect them to be by Robotfoxman (Tue 16th Mar 2021 10:30am)

Yer maw taking her bra aff by Robotfoxman (Wed 17th Mar 2021 10:37am)

Noticed the young teams have reemerged like the good old days due to everything being shut. Memories of drinking doon the golf course. by Robotfoxman (Wed 17th Mar 2021 10:36am)

Brain cells? by Robotfoxman (Fri 19th Mar 2021 8:36pm)

Just like the litter and bin problem, they don't give a flying shite. Need a dune buggy soon to make your way aboot. The junction down at Baillieston morrisons is like something from Mad Max. by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Mar 2021 1:22pm)

Just scummy landlords, wouldn't be surprised if they're coming up from down south now to make their money go further. The system is totally broken. by Robotfoxman (Sat 20th Mar 2021 1:42pm)

I think everyone has heard this story from about 10 different people lmao. Smells like polis propaganda by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Mar 2021 8:13am)

I know for a fact that kwik shit are raking it in fitting batteries that aren't needed. It's only daftys and pensioners that go there anyway. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Mar 2021 8:16am)

We live in a flat with kids and would likely have gone insane by now if we couldn't drive out of the city for fresh air. More risk of catching something amongst all the daftys flooding the retail parks and supermarkets. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Mar 2021 9:27am)

I sometimes do takeaway deliverys and have got lost so many times in new build estates, every house looks identical it's like a maze once you enter. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Mar 2021 10:09am)

Private developers make Glasgow by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Mar 2021 10:10am)

60 quid followed by a grand the next stop makes no sense. There's nothing that Police Scotland has put out that confirms this as the penalty system. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Mar 2021 11:09am)

*old firm fans by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Mar 2021 9:44pm)

Why is this fast becoming a tradition and what kinda special buys fireworks outside of November? Hope it gets tae fuck when the green/blue pubs reopen. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Mar 2021 9:41pm)

They could celebrate like normal adults do by sharing some cans and a J no letting off fireworks and spraying painting every clear surface with pish about their team. by Robotfoxman (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 6:27am)

Petition to bring the big bastard back. He could unite the city. by Robotfoxman (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 9:43pm)

Or hang them by Robotfoxman (Wed 24th Mar 2021 7:43am)

There are a few spots where you can actually see the old cobbles underneath by Robotfoxman (Wed 24th Mar 2021 8:43pm)

I think Mcgills keep their buses running by swapping parts among the fleet by Robotfoxman (Thu 25th Mar 2021 8:50am)

Armadildo by Robotfoxman (Thu 25th Mar 2021 10:05pm)

Realised it's still March and we have no chance of exiting this pish for at least another month. Cannae wait to be slammed into level 4 again. by Robotfoxman (Fri 26th Mar 2021 9:15am)

So you don't have to take it a walkman by Robotfoxman (Fri 26th Mar 2021 9:27am)

Same it just puts you in a spin and I dunno what to believe any more. I don't think they'll let go of the covid laws if they can help it. by Robotfoxman (Fri 26th Mar 2021 9:46am)

I'm a dumb fuck but does that mean years down the line they'll eventually punt out a stronger vaccine that will stop you catching it altogether? by Robotfoxman (Fri 26th Mar 2021 12:17pm)

Just chap the window and let them know the bags are there. Most of the boys are sound and will do it if you chin them about it. by Robotfoxman (Fri 26th Mar 2021 7:05pm)

How the fuck has this been greenlit? No chance😂 by Robotfoxman (Sat 27th Mar 2021 11:16am)

Be quicker listing the services the cooncil do still provide by Robotfoxman (Mon 29th Mar 2021 5:46pm)

Burning up, great. Did a test earlier, hope I did it properly by Robotfoxman (Mon 29th Mar 2021 6:22pm)

Like others have said at least get some advice from a lawyer. Sadly its become the norm these days for narcissistic family members to deem themselves more important than the happiness of the child. by Robotfoxman (Tue 30th Mar 2021 9:03am)

My test came back positive, 10 days in a flat with two weans yass. by Robotfoxman (Wed 31st Mar 2021 12:11pm)

Weird how it doesn't affect some folk, I've felt like a pensioner for the last 4 days by Robotfoxman (Wed 31st Mar 2021 4:47pm)

My mrs got admitted 2 days ago to the southern she's still in getting treated for covid pnuemonia as she has asthma, nightmare week. by Robotfoxman (Wed 31st Mar 2021 5:57pm)

I've heard theres a bit of the river that undercuts the bbc building, kayakers have found bodies that end up drifting under there. by Robotfoxman (Thu 1st Apr 2021 8:38am)

City centre just needs nuked at this point. Makes me feel boggin just walking through it. by Robotfoxman (Thu 1st Apr 2021 8:40am)

Other European cities have folk that can enjoy a social drink without going overboard, acting like fuds and leaving their mess at their arse. by Robotfoxman (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 5:55am)

Folk say the economy is pumped but this lot are still going by Robotfoxman (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 11:17am)

Young teams have nothing to do except rove in packs on the streets again by Robotfoxman (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 12:41pm)

Daft auld dingbat. My special neighbour in the flat next door does this, flings food out for the birds then tries to clap them away at the window. Wee mutant freak. by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Apr 2021 8:30am)

I just cannot wait till every single park isn't heaving 24/7 by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Apr 2021 8:40am)

Cries in rent for life by Robotfoxman (Sun 4th Apr 2021 8:51am)

Good riddance, no need for tower blocks these days by Robotfoxman (Tue 6th Apr 2021 8:59am)

Folk here have a weirdo mentality where they would double down against being told what to do by Robotfoxman (Fri 9th Apr 2021 12:28am)

DELETED Why? by Robotfoxman (Fri 9th Apr 2021 2:32pm)

Does anyone what in the flying fuck they are doing to the M8 around townhead/ charing X? Nearly every slip road closed and arguably the worst part of the motorway squeezed down to two lanes. by Robotfoxman (Tue 13th Apr 2021 12:11pm)

How generous of them by Robotfoxman (Tue 13th Apr 2021 9:37pm)

It's jobsworth nonsense like this that brings about even more folk flytipping everywhere. by Robotfoxman (Wed 14th Apr 2021 8:06am)

Is it just me or does it feel like 90% of the city is covered in roadworks. Must be budget time. by Robotfoxman (Wed 14th Apr 2021 6:25pm)

Pre booking a time slot to sit outside a pub sounds fun by Robotfoxman (Wed 14th Apr 2021 11:28pm)

Sit doon Ian by Robotfoxman (Thu 15th Apr 2021 3:20pm)

This cunt heard travel ban lifted and took it too far by Robotfoxman (Fri 16th Apr 2021 6:48pm)

Luss is where bams from the city think the highlands is. Avoid on the first weekend of travel being lifted. by Robotfoxman (Fri 16th Apr 2021 6:50pm)

Throwing up cheap new builds next to a jobby works. Makes sense. by Robotfoxman (Fri 16th Apr 2021 7:01pm)

All the smelly plebs have been let loose again. A82 will be lined with Mcdonalds shite. by Robotfoxman (Mon 19th Apr 2021 6:11am)

This is just the start. "Sorry covid" for the next 15 year. Imagine most of the city banded together and deprived them of cooncil tax. by Robotfoxman (Tue 20th Apr 2021 10:18pm)

So from next week we can go for a meal until 8pm (no good to anyone that works) but nae booze. Why are they still pursuing this levels pish at a snails pace? by Robotfoxman (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 9:55am)

Well excuse me I have followed the government rules religiously and have not seen another human being for 18 months. Where's my claps? by Robotfoxman (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 8:18pm)

All meals must be finished within 8 bites or the particles will engulf the premises in a covid cloud. by Robotfoxman (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 8:20pm)

That FB group is mental. Full of the usual busy bodies by Robotfoxman (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 2:55pm)

Cunts think this is the only park in Glesga by Robotfoxman (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 3:46pm)

Is she at least deid now? by Robotfoxman (Sun 25th Apr 2021 8:01am)

They're brazen as fuck aboot it these days, wee fuds think they're entitled to the world. We had our fake id operation set up or ask some jake to buy for us then we'd piss off down the woods by Robotfoxman (Sun 25th Apr 2021 8:06am)

They're linked up with sunbed shops and car washes in a global money laundering circuit. Alex Cairnie said it on facebook. by Robotfoxman (Sun 25th Apr 2021 10:02am)

I'm surprised new builds don't just come in boxes like lego now at the rate they are firing them up on every bit of swamp on the outskirts. Nae soul in schemes like that. by Robotfoxman (Mon 26th Apr 2021 10:14pm)

They've made enough mess in the city digging up every cuntin road for bus and cycle lanes by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st May 2021 1:04pm)

Old firm fans are 98% wanks that's why by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st May 2021 1:07pm)

Wasteful shite ike this just makes me not want to vote at all. by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st May 2021 1:06pm)

One big roudabout was too much of a challenge by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st May 2021 1:13pm)

Doesnt help that most of them have the lane markings and arrows worn away, mental that most of us make it home in one piece by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st May 2021 1:14pm)

They're open but its no the same is it. Can't jump in for a spur of the moment pint. Feels more like a social experiment the now till the gov remove their beaks. by Robotfoxman (Sun 2nd May 2021 6:27am)

Home reports aren't worth the paper their printed on lol by Robotfoxman (Sun 2nd May 2021 6:33am)

Bring back the corpy buses by Robotfoxman (Mon 3rd May 2021 9:50pm)

Covid had one job by Robotfoxman (Thu 6th May 2021 9:47pm)

DELETED Roller skating is for weans by Robotfoxman (Fri 7th May 2021 4:03pm)

DELETED Your da shags cats by Robotfoxman (Fri 7th May 2021 7:07pm)

Larping sesh for our overlord murderers by Robotfoxman (Sun 9th May 2021 11:56am)

They dig up random 200 yard stretches of road all over the city for bike lanes that dont even join up to each other. by Robotfoxman (Sun 9th May 2021 12:05pm)

Sometimes this is the best way to deal with selfish arseholes, the housing and polis don't give a shite. by Robotfoxman (Sun 9th May 2021 5:52pm)

Fuck me this sub never fails in turning banter into a psychological deep dive by Robotfoxman (Tue 11th May 2021 11:42am)

All the 90 year olds are safe though by Robotfoxman (Thu 13th May 2021 10:24am)

Shoot the vaccine up my arse at this point. Have they just done the pensioners then fucked off? by Robotfoxman (Thu 13th May 2021 1:49pm)

Makes me laugh when fuds start screeching about covid passports as if national insurance , driving licence and UK passports don't already exist. by Robotfoxman (Thu 13th May 2021 9:04pm)

The nipster can declare level 99 lockdown, no one is caring at this point. Just give us our vaccines and fuck off cheers. by Robotfoxman (Fri 14th May 2021 11:47pm)

Why? by Robotfoxman (Fri 14th May 2021 11:45pm)

Feels like they are celebrating something every week now, we should start a donation page for those affected by zero orange walks by Robotfoxman (Sat 15th May 2021 6:47am)

Folk have latched on to the classist thing as an excuse to defend grown men acting like weans every match day. I'm poor as fuck but still don't feel the need to act like a sectarian baboon. by Robotfoxman (Sat 15th May 2021 2:44pm)

Folk should just open regardless by Robotfoxman (Sat 15th May 2021 2:39pm)

You can still travel from Monday, no one is getting stopped. by Robotfoxman (Sat 15th May 2021 4:25pm)

Must have sold out of the colour for braindead by Robotfoxman (Sat 15th May 2021 6:46pm)

Maybe if Nippy and co would stop withholding the vaccines for under 40's we could get moving again. by Robotfoxman (Sat 15th May 2021 7:21pm)

What's got ten thousand legs and 6 teeth? by Robotfoxman (Sat 15th May 2021 8:54pm)

Why are they obssessed with shuffling to George Square like they're the saviours of Glasgow? Should just let them all on the pitch at ibrox after the game and let them party in there, problem solved. by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th May 2021 9:13am)

DELETED u/savevideo by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th May 2021 9:19am)

In an independent Scotland, Rangers are getting moved down south and Celtic are getting flung over to Ireland. It's what both teams dream of anyway. by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th May 2021 9:22am)

ThAtS clAsSisT!!!!!! by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th May 2021 9:25am)

Good wan gumsy by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th May 2021 9:57am)

Saw a photo of a pig posing with a gers scarf on too by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th May 2021 1:04pm)

*fortunately by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th May 2021 1:02pm)

Perfect. Rangers would have to pay for the clean up. by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th May 2021 1:07pm)

Anyone ID'd in arsehole behaviour should get a lifetime ban from games and season ticket cancelled if they have one. That should go for any club tbh by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th May 2021 1:20pm)

Guess we just stare at the letterbox waiting for a letter to appear like it's 1953. Everyone that wants the jag could have had it by now. by Robotfoxman (Mon 17th May 2021 9:42am)

Imagine if they pulled this before the election by Robotfoxman (Mon 17th May 2021 8:28pm)

The media shitshow has got some folk so rattled they're scared to go outside now. I've been patient but fuck it at this point, life needs to move on from a 99% survivable disease. I suspect MP's haven't scalped enough cash from this yet so the bullshit variants continue. by Robotfoxman (Mon 17th May 2021 8:38pm)

The snp aren't giving in till the country is bankrupt and suicides reach all time highs by Robotfoxman (Mon 17th May 2021 8:41pm)

The worst thing you can do is tell folk to stfu, in Glasgow that's like a challenge to them to wind you up even more. by Robotfoxman (Tue 18th May 2021 1:25pm)

Lmao by Robotfoxman (Tue 18th May 2021 5:57pm)

Where the fuck are people finding the money to make these ridiculous bids? by Robotfoxman (Tue 18th May 2021 6:06pm)

Tezt urself 82 times a week by Robotfoxman (Wed 19th May 2021 11:41am)

So fuck? by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th May 2021 7:55am)

I'd imagine the polis have more things to worry about than chasing down e-scooters. Just put a union bears sticker on it and you'll be fine. by Robotfoxman (Thu 20th May 2021 8:50am)

Another week to think up another new variant by Robotfoxman (Sat 22nd May 2021 2:16pm)

There should be patrols outside high schools, anyone caught dropping shit gets a ban on being allowed out for lunch. by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd May 2021 8:33am)

Limmy? by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd May 2021 11:22am)

The levels system should solely be running off hospital numbers at this point but here we are by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:24pm)

Are they releading vaccines yet or still hoarding them? by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:32pm)

Seen some big summer movies in there over the years, Dark Knight and Guardians of the galaxy top the list. There's nothing else like that massive screen. Be pish if they let it go. by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd May 2021 2:36pm)

Government will milk covid for at least another couple years I reckon. Step outside and everything is almost back to normal despite media hysteria about new variants . The roads are heaving and everyone has been cattled back to work. by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd May 2021 7:42pm)

It's an enclave of footballers and drug dealers what do you expect? by Robotfoxman (Mon 24th May 2021 2:01pm)

Kwik shit is for women and pensioners by Robotfoxman (Tue 25th May 2021 1:01pm)

Hehe by Robotfoxman (Tue 25th May 2021 1:33pm)

All about control. Go out and live your life. by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th May 2021 6:57am)

Make way for the elites to talk and do nothing by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th May 2021 6:54am)

The levels mean nothing at this point. No one cares any more lol by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th May 2021 10:32am)

That's downvote talk on here. Any hint of distain for our glorious leader by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th May 2021 5:49pm)

Load of pish at this point. Why are folk letting this take over a second year of their lives? by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th May 2021 5:45pm)

Very smart virus. Even knows council boundaries now by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th May 2021 5:51pm)

Calm doon Alan I was being sarcy by Robotfoxman (Fri 28th May 2021 8:16pm)

Lmao who hasn't visit their family at this point? All these "rules" are guidelines only not law. by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th May 2021 8:37am)

Turn off the news and go live your lives. It's all fear mongering shite for a flu virus. Politicians aren't done scalping funds out of it hence why it's dragging on like a dug wiping it's arse. by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th May 2021 8:35am)

Businesses should all open in a mass protest by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th May 2021 8:32am)

No thanks. Had enough of this idiocy. by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th May 2021 8:31am)

Keep up your programming by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th May 2021 10:20am)

Why though by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th May 2021 10:47am)

Scot Gov should be compensating all businesses that are crippled rn by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th May 2021 10:54am)

The virus is killed off by chip & pin machines and council boundaries by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th May 2021 10:55am)

Should be law that all dogs are on a lead in public spaces by Robotfoxman (Sun 30th May 2021 8:29am)

Stfu by Robotfoxman (Sun 30th May 2021 8:30am)

Oh my days by Robotfoxman (Sun 30th May 2021 12:12pm)

Number 7 specky hotdog by Robotfoxman (Sun 30th May 2021 12:19pm)

Invite the bees in they can all help with the rent by Robotfoxman (Sun 30th May 2021 12:19pm)

Sounds like fun. I'll wait till next year by Robotfoxman (Mon 31st May 2021 6:24pm)

GP's being gatekeepers to mental health services has to change by Robotfoxman (Tue 1st Jun 2021 9:13am)

Talk pish by Robotfoxman (Tue 1st Jun 2021 5:59pm)

Downvotes from all the covid martyrs who've obeyed every rule by Robotfoxman (Tue 1st Jun 2021 6:02pm)

Netflix by Robotfoxman (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 8:36am)

They breed in the old tunnels under central ,that's why the area is always filled with manky ghouls by Robotfoxman (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 10:33pm)

A farmer on the outskirts could make a fortune renttng a field out like T. There's wasteland down near the transport museum but I guess thats got more student flats imcoming by Robotfoxman (Fri 4th Jun 2021 9:45am)

*cries in cooncil rent* by Robotfoxman (Fri 4th Jun 2021 11:48am)

I punch myself in the head every time I pass it as punishment for my slaver ancestors by Robotfoxman (Fri 4th Jun 2021 2:41pm)

Yet every media outlet keeps screeching about the impending economic crash. Load of shite. by Robotfoxman (Sat 5th Jun 2021 12:05pm)

Are they actually gonna fix the M8 at townhead or just cone it down to 2 lanes forever at the busiest part of the motorway by Robotfoxman (Sat 5th Jun 2021 5:42pm)

Polis should fine mongs that do this by Robotfoxman (Tue 8th Jun 2021 10:30pm)

Too busy hiding in their "safety camera" vans like big jessies by Robotfoxman (Tue 8th Jun 2021 10:40pm)

Grim by Robotfoxman (Thu 10th Jun 2021 6:27pm)

You can if you stop listening to idiotic government advice by Robotfoxman (Thu 10th Jun 2021 7:13pm)

It's trial runs for vaccinating folk from the air in 2022 by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Jun 2021 9:41am)

DELETED Reminds me of my toddlers nursery drawings by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Jun 2021 10:16pm)

As we come out of "lockdown" folk are having their eyes opened as to how much of scam these big events are. Watch it at home on tv with cheap booze or jump through covid hoops to be fleeced for a pint in a pish atmosphere🤔 by Robotfoxman (Sat 12th Jun 2021 3:23pm)

Get them telt. Fuck putting up with that. by Robotfoxman (Sat 12th Jun 2021 10:56pm)

Scotgov is updating their service to include carrier pigeon next month by Robotfoxman (Tue 15th Jun 2021 7:37pm)

Swingers clubs by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Jun 2021 4:55pm)

Concrete doesn't burn does it? Asking for the cooncil by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Jun 2021 9:55pm)

Bubbles? by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Jun 2021 8:29am)

Just get it dropped at a locker or newsagents. Camera doorbells are for perverts. by Robotfoxman (Sun 20th Jun 2021 8:46am)

Was the same scene at my flat this morning. They're really does need to be a change to the law to allow culling of urban gulls. by Robotfoxman (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 11:06am)

I don't think I've ever seen anyone using those new cycle lanes. Terrible planning as usual. by Robotfoxman (Fri 25th Jun 2021 6:55am)

You should have told the polis that they wrote something nasty on twitter they would have been there in 5 minutes by Robotfoxman (Wed 30th Jun 2021 6:58am)

Place is a bam magnet. Would hate to love there now. by Robotfoxman (Wed 30th Jun 2021 7:01am)

The law should be changed to allow culling of urban gulls tbh by Robotfoxman (Wed 30th Jun 2021 5:58pm)

The mong next door to us chucks stuff out for them too. Pulled him up about it and he denied it was him, fucking idiots everywhere man. by Robotfoxman (Wed 30th Jun 2021 5:57pm)

It's kinda hard to ignore 80 folk playing out of tune in public spaces though by Robotfoxman (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 6:58am)

Petition time again to Scotgov. We can't let these embarassments take our streets over again. by Robotfoxman (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 6:56am)

Queens view out the carbeth road. Make the wee hike to the whangie for west facing views down over Lomond. by Robotfoxman (Mon 5th Jul 2021 5:06pm)

More bland pishy drive thrus by Robotfoxman (Wed 7th Jul 2021 8:01pm)

I had to pay a fine last month via cheque or postal order only. Who even has a cheque book these days? Kwality polis still living in the 80's. by Robotfoxman (Fri 9th Jul 2021 11:00pm)

Sit doon mighty moose by Robotfoxman (Fri 16th Jul 2021 9:09am)

I thought modding corsas died out in 2002 with max power by Robotfoxman (Fri 16th Jul 2021 3:32pm)

We found him by Robotfoxman (Sun 18th Jul 2021 9:05am)

We go to a caravan site at the borders and they have a guy come round with a big fuck off hawk to scare them off. I imagine it only lasts a day or two at most though. by Robotfoxman (Sun 18th Jul 2021 10:48pm)

I waited last week for a hermes parcel to be dropped at the local shop, then I get a photo of the box in the van outside the open shop and a message that says they are returning to sender as per my request. Honestly don't know how they can still be in business. Give sellers complaints that use them. by Robotfoxman (Tue 20th Jul 2021 9:52am)

We fight the campervans at the border by Robotfoxman (Tue 20th Jul 2021 9:56am)

Fuck sake. Father Ted is one of my faves. It's weird how some guys go off the deep end at middle age. I hope I have a cabin and 20 dugs tbh. by Robotfoxman (Tue 20th Jul 2021 7:01pm)

u/savevideo by Robotfoxman (Fri 23rd Jul 2021 6:59pm)

Stfu nerd by Robotfoxman (Sat 24th Jul 2021 10:41pm)

Yer maws cheeks clappin by Robotfoxman (Sat 24th Jul 2021 10:51pm)

If she doesn't sook on the first date she isnae worth it by Robotfoxman (Sun 25th Jul 2021 2:56pm)

How many of these fucking posts do we need every day? by Robotfoxman (Tue 27th Jul 2021 10:44am)

Clone culture init. Also why are lassies cutting aboot with leather waistcoats like slags of anarchy? by Robotfoxman (Sat 31st Jul 2021 7:11pm)

I'd top maself too if I lived in Shitehill by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Aug 2021 9:44am)

Old firm is for poofs by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Aug 2021 9:42am)

Slash the wee cunt by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Aug 2021 9:47am)

They've built a scheme of free new builds just for immigrants there now, cheers wee Nipster by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Aug 2021 9:46am)

Peak bearsden😂 by Robotfoxman (Sun 1st Aug 2021 9:54am)

Black hacks are a con, sooner they go bust the better by Robotfoxman (Sat 21st Aug 2021 10:17am)

Reducing the charges for taking commercial waste to the dump and bulk uplift would go a long away in getting rid of flytipping. Cooncil logic though. by Robotfoxman (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 12:40pm)

Same, most of it lasts about 2 washes before it shrinks and falls apart. Cheap for a reason. by Robotfoxman (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 9:26am)

Tenner it was an audi by Robotfoxman (Tue 24th Aug 2021 9:10pm)

Some vegan hipster will snap this up like a right quirkster by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th Aug 2021 6:14pm)

Same on Skye and lot of touristy areas in the highlands, you'll struggle to hear a Scottish accent. by Robotfoxman (Sat 28th Aug 2021 6:24pm)

Cool band name by Robotfoxman (Tue 31st Aug 2021 6:51am)

They can see even better if you leave glasses on them by Robotfoxman (Tue 31st Aug 2021 6:51am)

Kinky by Robotfoxman (Tue 31st Aug 2021 10:49pm)

Checking for folk not wearing facemasks by Robotfoxman (Tue 31st Aug 2021 10:49pm)

Thr ones with every bit of gear under the sun including a dorky camera strapped to their heid are usually out to scream victim. by Robotfoxman (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 7:05am)

Made sure to post it to randoms for internet points though by Robotfoxman (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 9:24pm)

DELETED And these are the folk left in charge of checking covid "passports". Folk will soon realise clubbing isn't worth the grief, another industry destroyed by our lego heid fuhrer. by Robotfoxman (Fri 3rd Sep 2021 6:48am)

Why are these places never investigated for what are clearly money laundering ops? by Robotfoxman (Sat 4th Sep 2021 10:23am)

Makes ye think.. by Robotfoxman (Mon 6th Sep 2021 5:38pm)

Glasgow uni by Robotfoxman (Mon 6th Sep 2021 5:39pm)

The lorry driver shortage really hits home. Seriously though, dangerous driving and attempted murder. by Robotfoxman (Wed 8th Sep 2021 7:04am)

How big were they chebs? by Robotfoxman (Thu 9th Sep 2021 4:06pm)

Cooncil should offer all local residents vouchers for hotel stays during transmit weekend by Robotfoxman (Fri 10th Sep 2021 6:52am)

DELETED They'll ptobably whip out the old racist card and get away with it. by Robotfoxman (Fri 10th Sep 2021 6:50am)

What if they lived there before they decided to plonk a music festival in an urban area? by Robotfoxman (Fri 10th Sep 2021 9:04am)

I'm just being bitter cos they aren't bringing T back haha by Robotfoxman (Fri 10th Sep 2021 9:16am)

Aye ok calm doon. You win. by Robotfoxman (Fri 10th Sep 2021 11:13am)

Talk pish mate by Robotfoxman (Fri 10th Sep 2021 11:02pm)

No we should all lock ourselves indoors forever until every hand wringing fud is satisfied that they've killed every available ounce of joy in the world. Only 15 years to flatten the curve guys. by Robotfoxman (Fri 10th Sep 2021 11:09pm)

Greggs was good back in the day, stuff is dear and shite now by Robotfoxman (Mon 13th Sep 2021 6:28pm)

Phone 101 instead of filming them with shite commentary? by Robotfoxman (Mon 13th Sep 2021 10:59pm)

Just say she's exempt by Robotfoxman (Fri 17th Sep 2021 8:41pm)

Same scam as the 500 quid for self isolating by Robotfoxman (Fri 17th Sep 2021 9:31pm)

Never forget by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Sep 2021 8:43am)

I want to try start a panic buy as an exoeriment for something random like washing up scourers, I guarantee the facebook idiots would fall for it by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Sep 2021 8:42am)

Susan Aitken opened her mouth again by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Sep 2021 8:55am)

There's some spots in the hills above greenock and port glasgow you can stop by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Sep 2021 12:08pm)

I miss giant hifi systems by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Sep 2021 12:05pm)

I've only ever been asked once about 10 year ago on Argyle st while waiting for a taxi near the Marriot. Was too young and stupit to realise what she meant at first😂 by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Sep 2021 12:18pm)

Laughs in electric by Robotfoxman (Sun 26th Sep 2021 1:16pm)

The milleniall life motto by Robotfoxman (Tue 28th Sep 2021 10:32am)

Mine goes in the kettle by Robotfoxman (Wed 29th Sep 2021 9:36am)

Gravestones are an eyesore imo and should be phased out and be replaced by trees or plants instead. Some of the older cemeterys have massive headstones that have long fallen over and left in ruin after all surviving family have also passed on. by Robotfoxman (Wed 29th Sep 2021 9:35am)

Lmao so dpd use their drivers as pseudo polis? Fuck working there. by Robotfoxman (Wed 29th Sep 2021 10:57pm)

Blochairn market on a Sunday, can't beat a car boot sale rumage through old shite. You see some characters up there too. by Robotfoxman (Fri 1st Oct 2021 10:46pm)

I've had a motor nicked in the past it's a shite feeling, even if they found it I don't want back knowing some smelly scumfuck has been driving it. I'm para now so I hid one of those gps trackers in my current car, just need to charge it up every so often. by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 8:12am)

I got one made ny winnes and its been fine so far. Theres loads on amazon by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 8:45am)

Can go bounce about at a rave or fly abroad but GP's still being closed is an absolute piss take by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 6:45pm)

Aye they're brazen wee fuckers by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 7:33am)

Kurwa by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 7:31am)

Glasgow's a shitehole, always will be. Wear it with pride. by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 7:39am)

Puppers is rank patter by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 7:41am)

Watching the fyre festival level fallout from the last one was hilarious, if folk are daft enough to go again then grab the popcorn and head to fb. by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 7:54am)

If it's a big supermarket, feck em. They can afford the losses. by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Oct 2021 8:29am)

You sound like a right jobsworth bellend. Does it come out of your 57k salary? by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Oct 2021 3:42pm)

Correct by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Oct 2021 3:53pm)

Love ya babez xo by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Oct 2021 5:37pm)

Checking vaccine passports by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Oct 2021 11:34pm)

Kinky by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Oct 2021 11:35pm)

Sit in the tailbacks making even more emissions due to a climate change conference shutting half the roads in the city. by Robotfoxman (Fri 8th Oct 2021 8:48am)

They're taking auld Joe Biden a tour up Posso and Easterhouse then down to four corners for a scenic McD's by Robotfoxman (Fri 8th Oct 2021 11:58am)

How is it boring patter to keep pointing out that the city IS a litter strewn shitehole and nothing seems to be done about it? The fact that common plebs are locked out of this event tells you everything you need to know. Just another piss take by rich folk pretending to care about the enviroment while causing even more emissions lol by Robotfoxman (Fri 8th Oct 2021 12:07pm)

Good job the M8 can handle the flow of traffic and isn't still choked down to two lanes at townhead with no end in sight. This fuckin city man. by Robotfoxman (Fri 8th Oct 2021 8:18pm)

Traffic prediction for next week by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Oct 2021 9:31am)

Some top tier mental gymnastics to defend the snp on r Scotland as per usual by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Oct 2021 11:38am)

I've never worked a job where I could claim 16 grand per year in expenses. MSP's aren't on a pittance wage either. by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Oct 2021 12:49pm)

It's ok to say that most politicians are in it for the money. Cut down the wages and expenses, see how many stick around. by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Oct 2021 1:53pm)

Nothing illegal afaik, although who do you think makes the laws regarding politician's expenses? You've got heart lad, but the world is many shades of grey outside staunch right or left. I support independence for example but dislike the snp (and most politicians in general) by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Oct 2021 2:42pm)

Lmao by Robotfoxman (Sat 9th Oct 2021 9:41pm)

Some folk just don't want others to hear their plops or suffer through what sounds like a pensioner passing a watermelon in the next stall by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Oct 2021 11:29am)

Shite & a sook , new extreme sport by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Oct 2021 11:39am)

I'm going to see Bond tonight by myself and fucking buzzin. Nae cunt stealing your scran, or chewing in your ear. The covid seat gaps should stay forever. by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Oct 2021 6:32pm)

Fellow da here and I still go on my tod sometimes, great wee bit of peace away from the family. by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Oct 2021 6:36pm)

Treat yo self! by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Oct 2021 7:38pm)

Weren't these fuds telling us to hide indoors and get 20 tests a week not long ago? by Robotfoxman (Tue 12th Oct 2021 11:22am)

What's a few more speedbumps in this city? Pancake time. by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Oct 2021 11:50pm)

Place will be an absolute shithouse while the climate shite is on by Robotfoxman (Wed 13th Oct 2021 11:59pm)

Lmao I just read that they're actually protesting about insulation for houses, I always thought they were about climate change in general. What a weird hill to die on. by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Oct 2021 10:02am)

Such a random topic to pick amongst the biblical landslide of shite the tories have unleashed on the country. Brexit, Covid, Xenophobia, Food banks, Universal credit, Nah mate we're all about dat home insulation by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Oct 2021 5:00pm)

Come on tae fuck.Who's the next group of chancers to use this cop26 pish as leverage for a wage bump. by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Oct 2021 6:24pm)

They have the right idea but they should be protesting against the greed fueled energy companies and the politician scum that enable them. by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Oct 2021 6:22pm)

Lmao away back to school and stick in at maths by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Oct 2021 6:25pm)

Get that fanny doing the livestreams in Govanhill to investigate the ominous imported sweety network by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th Oct 2021 1:56pm)

Fuck me talk about first world problems by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Oct 2021 2:53pm)

Gunge that postie! This is deffo not normal behaviour, mine has usually popped the red card through and legged it before the doorbell reaches my earholes by Robotfoxman (Mon 18th Oct 2021 2:56pm)

Where I am it doesn't seem to be as bad as last year, lockdown had folk going mental by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th Oct 2021 10:05am)

A new fly tipping site appears by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th Oct 2021 10:11am)

Remember it's us plebs who are responsible for climate change, not the corporations burning through everything in sight. by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Oct 2021 4:54am)

I've no holidays left so seriously considering faking covid to avoid going to work during that pish by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Oct 2021 5:01am)

Recycle your tatty peelings and spend half your wage on fume spewing public transport by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Oct 2021 10:49am)

Do we have a choice apart from become homeless and starve? That's late stage capitalism baybee. by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Oct 2021 10:46am)

Only pussys carry knives rip fly high wiv da angles xoxx by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Oct 2021 10:40am)

Thks hunni xx by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Oct 2021 12:41pm)

Any other "key workers" loving this shitshow a wee bit? We need even more unions, mon eh workers. by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Oct 2021 7:08pm)

Every cunt is dreading this event. Predicting beast from the east traffic gridlock. by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 7:02pm)

I'd need a lottery win at this point to get a sniff of buying a house, cries in cooncil rent. by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 7:45pm)

"No one should get seconds until everyone has a plate" This, but for housing and scumfuck landlords. by Robotfoxman (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 7:58pm)

Elites only by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Oct 2021 8:48pm)

Guarantee it will be us common plebs getting the blame though if there is a spike. If they even attempt another "lockdown" there will be proper civil unrest. by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Oct 2021 8:54pm)

Free speedbumps by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Oct 2021 8:50pm)

Big Susie will chuck her greggs wrappers oot her office window and add to the pile by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Oct 2021 8:59pm)

Leaving half an hour early for work because of the thing. May the odds be ever in your favour troops by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Oct 2021 6:44am)

Nippy is heading up mecca bingo with Granpa Joe by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Oct 2021 6:49pm)

Birthday caird pish by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Oct 2021 11:11pm)

Absolute bants by Robotfoxman (Tue 26th Oct 2021 2:17pm)

Convinced Big Susie has scuddy pics of the higher ups in Scottish Gov by Robotfoxman (Tue 26th Oct 2021 11:13pm)

There's guys in my work go to the smokers shelter and have a puff lol. No one gives a shite any more except hysterical tory fuds. by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Oct 2021 10:39am)

I did Oran Mor to clydebank once when I realised I had no cash left for a taxi lmao by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Oct 2021 1:56pm)

Block them in and flood it by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th Oct 2021 10:02am)

Send them up ma gaff🤣 by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th Oct 2021 10:01am)

Shit their pants and blame the smell on some junkie by Robotfoxman (Fri 29th Oct 2021 11:22pm)

That job sounds cool af by Robotfoxman (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:44am)

Anyone know of pubs with Halloween tickets left? West endish here. by Robotfoxman (Sat 30th Oct 2021 1:32pm)

Never get anything cool like this from shitty GCC by Robotfoxman (Sun 31st Oct 2021 7:44am)

Pig pens by Robotfoxman (Sun 31st Oct 2021 8:22am)

Giant SNP sized rat problem by Robotfoxman (Sun 31st Oct 2021 8:34am)

Those are the replacements for some bus and rail routes by Robotfoxman (Sun 31st Oct 2021 8:32am)

Useless Nobodys by Robotfoxman (Sun 31st Oct 2021 8:31am)

Big guy moves at cave troll speed by Robotfoxman (Sun 31st Oct 2021 12:56pm)

Big Susie Aitken is only getting chaffeured to Greggs twice this week. Cutting down that steak bake footprint. by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Nov 2021 9:37am)

Tacklimg climate change is immediately at odds with the rampant capitalism we live under now. There's no short term profit to be made so it's of no priority. by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Nov 2021 9:43am)

Or any work meeting by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Nov 2021 6:19pm)

Rookie mistake. Skive in the fridge like Doris by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Nov 2021 8:46pm)

All delegates have decided brewdog beer counts as a war crime by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Nov 2021 9:43pm)

The longer car journey allows them to defrost him and fill up with adrenochrome en route by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Nov 2021 9:42pm)

The Zimbabways, a great bunch of lads by Robotfoxman (Mon 1st Nov 2021 9:53pm)

I even saw a few officers sleeping in the vans as there's no accomadation left. Pigs in blankets... by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 6:32am)

Just take a look at the circus and the tax funded manpower it's taken to bring all these "elites" here and keep them fenced off from us commoners. Whole thing is a sick farce. A banquet at Kelvingrove that would make Roald Dahl proud. These people's lives are worth more than yours and they know what's best for us, humans are weird as fuck. by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 6:42am)

My car lease is up in January and I'll try to get an electric one or at least a hybrid, fuel prices are a piss take and public transport is still more expensive than leasing a small car. by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 6:50am)

Wish it hit the bridge and sank. Hippys drinking in toaley water by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 9:08am)

Passed Edinburger airport the day I've never seen so many meat wagons in ma puff. Must be a base there for them at the highland showgrounds. Mostly English polis too. by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 5:08pm)

Why? Seeing Doris getting egged would make my year by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 5:11pm)

His penis ahahahahahahaha by Robotfoxman (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 7:48pm)

Wishing them the stormiest of seas by Robotfoxman (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 5:33am)

This weekend is gonna be some night in town, fireworks on Friday too😂 by Robotfoxman (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 6:38pm)

Men wae a trade by Robotfoxman (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 11:19pm)

Weird they found the funds to do this but no empty any bins by Robotfoxman (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 11:17pm)

Or random bits of cycle lane that join up to fuck all and are filled with debris and glass by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Nov 2021 11:37am)

Greedy pricks should hand it over to the people of Glasgow to look after (it's in the name) Plenty of volunteer organisations would gladly put the graft in to restore it. by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Nov 2021 2:48pm)

Pisses me off how they can just close off public spaces for shite like transmt, glasglow, elfingrove to make a quick buck. We pay through the arse in taxes and we get nothing in return. Folk in a first world city fighting to get their fucking bins emptied is an embarassment. by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Nov 2021 8:45pm)

Susan Aitken keeps her steak bakes doon there by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Nov 2021 9:00pm)

Why are they determined to be absolute worst cunts? Nothing is even taken under consideration, just moronic dummy spitting statements like this put out. Vote these fuds out, they had their chance. by Robotfoxman (Thu 4th Nov 2021 11:43pm)

Orange order lads are jelly by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Nov 2021 3:44pm)

r/brandnewsentence by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Nov 2021 6:14pm)

I'm cool with it by Robotfoxman (Fri 5th Nov 2021 6:19pm)

Stopping climate change and the temperature rise can never be achieved if we keep letting capitalism run riot the way it is now, greedy fucks always want more and are enabled by the clowns in governments. Has there ever been a time where trust of government has been as low as it is now? by Robotfoxman (Sat 6th Nov 2021 1:43pm)

Had me in the first half😂 by Robotfoxman (Sat 6th Nov 2021 2:48pm)

Just dump it outside shitty chambers by Robotfoxman (Sat 6th Nov 2021 2:47pm)

Away play CoD ya wee fanny😂 by Robotfoxman (Sat 6th Nov 2021 2:52pm)

She had to pinch it off mid toaley to see what this gimp was looking at by Robotfoxman (Sat 6th Nov 2021 3:30pm)

r/scottishpeopletwitter is leaking again by Robotfoxman (Sat 6th Nov 2021 5:27pm)

Thoughts & prayers by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Nov 2021 11:24am)

I always cycle in the left lane but idiots still drive up my arse and start beeping by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Nov 2021 11:48am)

Ebay is better anyway by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Nov 2021 9:30pm)

No chance that wee poncey VL has friends, fake news. by Robotfoxman (Sun 7th Nov 2021 9:42pm)

Awrite Donald by Robotfoxman (Wed 10th Nov 2021 8:07am)

Sooner they all fuck off the better. The whole circus has done nothing for us actually living here apart from make our commutes even longer. by Robotfoxman (Wed 10th Nov 2021 12:04pm)

It's such random location to hold a high profile event😂 Maryhill munters hoping for a chance to pump big Leo. by Robotfoxman (Wed 10th Nov 2021 12:14pm)

That's what folk at the top want init, us peasants picking a side and arguinglike school weans while they skim the cream off the top, always has been. I used to follow politics but once you realise there's heehaw you can do about any of it then your stress levels go down. by Robotfoxman (Wed 10th Nov 2021 9:21pm)

Government sticking their beaks in about every single fucking thing sure is getting tiresome by Robotfoxman (Fri 12th Nov 2021 10:12pm)

Ah yes the quaint rolling meadows of M8 junction 23 would be forever tainted by another drive thru opening.m by Robotfoxman (Fri 12th Nov 2021 10:22pm)

Pack all these smelly hippy cunts into a shipping container and send them one way to China for some protesting by Robotfoxman (Fri 12th Nov 2021 10:24pm)

The most important issue everybody wants resolved at cop26, is the expressway open yet? by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Nov 2021 6:20am)

Fack by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Nov 2021 7:24am)

If you need to get rid of mould thats already there use HG mould spray, it reeks but it melts black mould away almost instantly. by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Nov 2021 7:28am)

WhERES YOr mASK???? by Robotfoxman (Sat 13th Nov 2021 3:47pm)

Lmaooo no way🤣 by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Nov 2021 6:02pm)

Kabul has less potholes and litter by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Nov 2021 6:09pm)

Yer da's definitely no taking the divorce well by Robotfoxman (Sun 14th Nov 2021 6:12pm)

Just use a pair of auld pants, just as effective by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Nov 2021 10:32pm)

As long as greedy bastard capitalism exists then humans will never save the earth. Birthday caird pish. by Robotfoxman (Mon 15th Nov 2021 10:38pm)

Stay indoors until the tv gives further instructions by Robotfoxman (Tue 16th Nov 2021 11:54am)

File it as you would junk mail, ain't worth the paper its printed on by Robotfoxman (Tue 16th Nov 2021 6:42pm)

Any mecca bingo, proper tasty grannys by Robotfoxman (Tue 16th Nov 2021 7:34pm)

It's terrible but nothing really apart from death or a properly caged for life. by Robotfoxman (Wed 17th Nov 2021 8:01pm)

Is it just me or has traffic got worse after cop? M8 and the tunnel were gubbed last night. Everyone forced back into the office I guess. by Robotfoxman (Thu 18th Nov 2021 6:56am)

As per it's the low paid staff left to "enforce" this shite that MSP's have passed down as they see fit to us mere mortals. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Nov 2021 8:04am)

Try telling that to all the bootlickers, just 12 more boosters to flatten the curve. by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Nov 2021 8:07am)

Does this still happen? I was the lanky cunt that got nominated to buy for us every time, glory days. Folk can ger booze delivered via fb these days by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Nov 2021 8:24am)

Useless middle management left the chat by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Nov 2021 12:22pm)

Dugs make Glasgow by Robotfoxman (Sun 21st Nov 2021 2:43pm)

Surely a GP surgery is one of the few places that's easiest to keep hygienic, don't get why they still aren't doing face to face when even dentists are. by Robotfoxman (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 11:03pm)

The Susan Aitken councillor of the year award sponsored by Susan Aitken by Robotfoxman (Thu 25th Nov 2021 12:28pm)

Omggggg wear 3 masks and get gigavaxed immediately!!! by Robotfoxman (Mon 29th Nov 2021 12:54pm)

Talk pish by Robotfoxman (Mon 29th Nov 2021 1:39pm)

Govern me harder daddy. Away hide in a cave. by Robotfoxman (Mon 29th Nov 2021 1:44pm)

Ok doomer by Robotfoxman (Mon 29th Nov 2021 1:41pm)

It's just the way it it now, everyone online has to know you did a good deed by Robotfoxman (Wed 1st Dec 2021 12:14pm)

Only 48 boosters to flatten the curve you guys by Robotfoxman (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 6:50am)

Then everyone stood up and applauded by Robotfoxman (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 1:28pm)

Duntocher represent 🤜 by Robotfoxman (Sat 4th Dec 2021 6:55am)

Does anyone still care at this point? by Robotfoxman (Sat 4th Dec 2021 7:03am)

It's cheaper to run a car now than to use the shite public transport on offer. by Robotfoxman (Tue 7th Dec 2021 8:46pm)

Bizarro land by Robotfoxman (Tue 7th Dec 2021 11:12pm)

What theory is there in barbering? Working out the angles to hold the mirror at the end so we can all nod and pretend to love the cut? by Robotfoxman (Tue 7th Dec 2021 11:10pm)

Lol by Robotfoxman (Tue 7th Dec 2021 11:15pm)

Clydebank has three Mcdonalds now, proud. by Robotfoxman (Wed 8th Dec 2021 12:37pm)

Most of the time it's quicker to park and run in to order at the counter than sit in a drive thru. Humans are just being conditioned to become ultra lazy. by Robotfoxman (Wed 8th Dec 2021 12:35pm)

No devils lettuce to be found here by Robotfoxman (Thu 9th Dec 2021 11:02am)

Nippy banned any fun by Robotfoxman (Sat 11th Dec 2021 8:20am)

Is that an omicron? by Robotfoxman (Sat 11th Dec 2021 4:09pm)

Fack I've almost run out too by Robotfoxman (Sun 12th Dec 2021 9:48pm)

As bad as you want them to be. No one cares any more. by Robotfoxman (Tue 14th Dec 2021 11:44am)

Bizarro land. Always the plebs to blame. by Robotfoxman (Tue 14th Dec 2021 7:57pm)

Lockdowns and the constant threat of them aren't exactly helping either by Robotfoxman (Fri 17th Dec 2021 6:00pm)

DELETED Didn't they say that last year? by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Dec 2021 11:52am)

Bamboozled again by the reddit hivemind, damn it!! by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Dec 2021 12:04pm)

DELETED Just like out of country of 5.5 million, 33 in icu is not that many people. by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Dec 2021 4:17pm)

DELETED I thought all the vulnerable and oldies were jabbed by now?👀 by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Dec 2021 4:23pm)

Weird no one was pissing their pants when the COP26 protests were marching all over the gaff 2 months ago by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Dec 2021 4:38pm)

DELETED Figureds are a lot lower than this time last year, that's why folk are fed up.UK governments are shitting the bed over a milder variant. by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Dec 2021 5:08pm)

Two years in, and the government is still attempting lockdowns that do nothing except spread misery. First it was protect the vulnerable till the vaccine was ready, now its unlimited jags in to everyone regardless of age or health. Next up will be no jabs no job as the economy nosedives into oblivion. I've had the first two and like a lot of folk I'm not chasing the carrot any longer. by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Dec 2021 6:29pm)

You'd be happy with infinite restrictions and showing papers to go about your life? Whats the end game now for covid? by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Dec 2021 8:39pm)

Oh my days by Robotfoxman (Sun 19th Dec 2021 12:01am)

This whole circus is just throwing more fuel on the tribal us vs them shite we've seen before in the indy and brexit votes, elites are at the top are reaping mega money while laughing their arse off at the squabbling plebs. by Robotfoxman (Sun 19th Dec 2021 12:23am)

This is the hardest part dude, it sooks baws but it does get better with time, almost like the grieving process. Anything that keeps you busy and out & about is always good. Couch potato days are absolutely allowed tae. by Robotfoxman (Sun 19th Dec 2021 9:08pm)

Ptsd from attempting to cycle up the humphrey path. Made it about 1/4 up then pushed the rest of the way😆 by Robotfoxman (Sun 19th Dec 2021 9:05pm)

Media causing mass panic about impending lockdowns isn't helping either by Robotfoxman (Fri 24th Dec 2021 10:16am)

Bloody covidiots!!! Come on Nicola sort them out and get your bloody 12th boosters people!! I hate my hollow empty life. by Robotfoxman (Mon 27th Dec 2021 10:33am)

Humans are lunatics by Robotfoxman (Thu 30th Dec 2021 4:50pm)

I heard someone was reported going to the lavy without wearing a mask, think twice people. by Robotfoxman (Sat 1st Jan 2022 9:43pm)

It's weird, reddit is largely left leaning but folk on here fucking love Government and authority. by Robotfoxman (Sun 2nd Jan 2022 12:12pm)

Get a corsa it's literally cheaper by Robotfoxman (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 10:32am)

Treemendous by Robotfoxman (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 4:18pm)

New year, new "isolation" with pay. by Robotfoxman (Tue 4th Jan 2022 8:32am)

Can't wait till all this shite is automated. by Robotfoxman (Tue 4th Jan 2022 8:35am)

You can do this at any shop, just make sure you wear a mask and can run at a fair clip by Robotfoxman (Tue 4th Jan 2022 9:13am)

Aye cos they jumped right on here scanning for an apology by Robotfoxman (Tue 4th Jan 2022 5:51pm)

Tbf most folk driving around there are about 84 and passed their test in a horse and cart by Robotfoxman (Tue 4th Jan 2022 10:43pm)

Big John McGinn movers on facebook he only takes 6 quid by Robotfoxman (Wed 5th Jan 2022 11:34pm)

Really weathery by Robotfoxman (Wed 5th Jan 2022 11:36pm)

Wonder why the pope wants more kids in the world?... by Robotfoxman (Thu 6th Jan 2022 9:18am)

Was out with the dug last night at 10 and didn't even feel cold enough for snow. Feck. by Robotfoxman (Fri 7th Jan 2022 6:58am)

Love it up the Craingorms y'all by Robotfoxman (Sat 8th Jan 2022 10:04am)

Loved it during the first lockdown getting free trains every day. Fuck em. by Robotfoxman (Sun 9th Jan 2022 3:04pm)

Aye the company that appears to employ 12 staff for the whole of Scotland has the resources to send their best man down to bust the case wide open by Robotfoxman (Sun 9th Jan 2022 3:11pm)

Have a nice long chug in George Square by Robotfoxman (Mon 10th Jan 2022 10:24am)

It all gets flung in the one bin bag now. Fuck it. by Robotfoxman (Mon 10th Jan 2022 9:15pm)

A bit late but avoid crow rd between Anniesland and Jordanhill station. Roadworks have fucked it up. by Robotfoxman (Wed 12th Jan 2022 9:33am)

Petition to remove the right turn to hyndland after you come out the tunnel. Pain in the arse as everyone blocks the rh lane to turn. by Robotfoxman (Wed 12th Jan 2022 3:34pm)

They just need to sort a bigger lane for turning right there, its a tiny sliver of road. Folk are merging from the expressway on the left so you have to let them in, but can't move over and use the rh lane because it's blocked by folk turning right. by Robotfoxman (Wed 12th Jan 2022 5:41pm)

Glasgow needs a twinned with Gotham sign at this point by Robotfoxman (Sat 15th Jan 2022 1:45pm)

I would. Area is a known shitehole. by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th Jan 2022 11:19am)

That stretch from Yoker to the bridge at South St really is full of dodgy cunts. Sometimes it's harmless old jakes gathered for a swally and others its the young team just being wee fuds. by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th Jan 2022 11:24am)

Cannae be worse than orange walk pish or rangers apes going wild? by Robotfoxman (Sun 16th Jan 2022 11:27am)

I wish I could afford one flat nevermind two😂 by Robotfoxman (Mon 17th Jan 2022 12:24pm)

Lol this country man by Robotfoxman (Mon 17th Jan 2022 11:22pm)

"Shitty joke" I see what you did there by Robotfoxman (Tue 18th Jan 2022 9:32pm)

Susan Aitken taking a dump aff the kingston bridge by Robotfoxman (Wed 19th Jan 2022 11:08pm)

All bow before Great Nippy! by Robotfoxman (Fri 21st Jan 2022 12:28pm)

Who's up for recovering that giant King Tut mask? by Robotfoxman (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 9:36am)

Just more big brother spying by Robotfoxman (Sat 29th Jan 2022 8:51am)

It was just a few lads trying to get their boosters by Robotfoxman (Thu 3rd Feb 2022 11:02am)

Must be saving them pennies per day on popcorn by Robotfoxman (Fri 4th Feb 2022 9:19am)

HAHA SECS by Robotfoxman (Fri 4th Feb 2022 1:22pm)

Can we start by flogging rich folk? by Robotfoxman (Fri 4th Feb 2022 2:34pm)

Standing around with placards does fuck all tbh. If this was eastern Europe Boris and his cronies would have been dragged through the streets by now. Folk here just tut loudly then bend over for more shaftin. by Robotfoxman (Fri 4th Feb 2022 3:34pm)

Lol just be richer its easy by Robotfoxman (Sat 5th Feb 2022 7:54am)

This post will end well by Robotfoxman (Mon 7th Feb 2022 9:09am)

Get them banned all they do is end up littering the ground with even more shite by Robotfoxman (Mon 7th Feb 2022 11:38am)

It's turned into a mental illness now by Robotfoxman (Mon 7th Feb 2022 12:14pm)

Wear a clown one by Robotfoxman (Mon 7th Feb 2022 12:12pm)

Same. I saw the LOST smoke monster that they show in the adverts and made sure I was triple masked. by Robotfoxman (Mon 7th Feb 2022 2:07pm)

Someone on here spotted a heathen not wearing a mask by Robotfoxman (Tue 8th Feb 2022 8:55am)

Batwat by Robotfoxman (Tue 8th Feb 2022 10:36am)

Would bet on some more riots starting in London soon, we've seen time and again that peaceful protests do feck all. The crooks in charge should be dragged through the streets and tossed to the angry mob tbh by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Feb 2022 9:19am)

Buying trainers up to burn for fuel come April by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Feb 2022 9:21am)

I'll take the travesty of smelling weed and having litter than a city fulla tories any day by Robotfoxman (Wed 9th Feb 2022 3:08pm)

That shop honked of BO by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Feb 2022 5:41pm)

Who would buy a dug from gumtree by Robotfoxman (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 2:36pm)

Ah yes another balanced and sane thread by Robotfoxman (Thu 24th Feb 2022 8:14pm)

Folk act like Putin woke up one day and decided to invade another country for the shits of it. There's a whole group of elite ghouls bankrolling and instigating this for years. by Robotfoxman (Fri 25th Feb 2022 9:32am)

Repurposing my gimp suit rn. Do you know if they are radiation proof? by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Feb 2022 6:59am)

I think they'll be a lot of folk calling out the meter man to do a little diy and I don't blame them by Robotfoxman (Sat 26th Feb 2022 6:55am)

It's not like a movie where Vlad has a red button on his desk. Afaik they use a triple key system to authorise a strike, he would be in a ditch before anyone let it get to that point. by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Feb 2022 3:34pm)

The little known nuclear footlong by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Feb 2022 3:58pm)

I don't think even a nuclear strike could make GCC any more incompetent tbh by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Feb 2022 7:43pm)

I've been to few lidls now where they even have self serve tills, aldi better step their game up by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Feb 2022 9:26pm)

The only noticable difference would be every street being like the area around central station and tbh I'd rather be pan breed than face that scenario by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Feb 2022 10:42pm)

Wish we could put sanctions on these vultures by Robotfoxman (Mon 28th Feb 2022 8:59am)

It's facebook maw weapons grade shite thats posted by them around the clock. The whole site is just a clickbait scam. by Robotfoxman (Mon 28th Feb 2022 5:44pm)

Liv laff luv by Robotfoxman (Wed 2nd Mar 2022 6:38pm)

I miss the lockdown days of 99p a ltr by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Mar 2022 8:52am)

These are rookie numbers. The scumbags can now use the russia thing as an excuse to keep them high. by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Mar 2022 9:09am)

What about men who are pregnant? by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Mar 2022 9:11am)

Minute's silence for our brave oil execs by Robotfoxman (Fri 11th Mar 2022 9:15am)

Should be ripped doon and have something like the fort or braehead up there. by Robotfoxman (Mon 14th Mar 2022 7:55pm)

Mmmm overpriced shit water where do I sign up?? by Robotfoxman (Mon 14th Mar 2022 8:44pm)

Should be much easier to ship if they're flat now by Robotfoxman (Mon 14th Mar 2022 8:45pm)

We all get to shag them by Robotfoxman (Tue 15th Mar 2022 6:17am)

Most are cunts that were bullies at school or too thick to join the polis. Men wae a trade by Robotfoxman (Tue 15th Mar 2022 6:35am)

Bankie mating season gets earlier every year by Robotfoxman (Wed 16th Mar 2022 9:41pm)

This is peak budget pissing time for them before April, by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Mar 2022 6:56am)

Noisy cunt seagulls are back screeching at 6am. Bring back winter. by Robotfoxman (Fri 18th Mar 2022 9:55am)

Anywhere but Luss/Balloch. Bam magnets at the least bit of sun. by Robotfoxman (Sat 19th Mar 2022 11:08am)

Pick a road and see if you can make it a mile before running into roadworks the now, unreal amount going on. by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 7:41am)

It's Jay from inbetweeners by Robotfoxman (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 7:13pm)

Most of these people need sectioned by Robotfoxman (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 6:31am)

Grab a chib and slice his strings by Robotfoxman (Sun 27th Mar 2022 1:51pm)

Even if fuel went to a fiver a litre I'd still pay it to avoid the hellscape described here by Robotfoxman (Tue 29th Mar 2022 11:28am)

Bumble boays get set free, wasps get crunched by Robotfoxman (Tue 29th Mar 2022 11:34am)

I don't think it matters which party are running GCC, the workers and culture that's entrenched there never changes. by Robotfoxman (Thu 31st Mar 2022 3:27pm)

What's up with almost every road being swamped with roadworks the now? Not like we even get a decent surface at the end its just utilities digging trenches then fucking off. by Robotfoxman (Thu 31st Mar 2022 5:18pm)

GCC needs to be dismantled and started again. Just a shit tip of the most rotten corrupt lazy bastards imaginable. by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 1:58pm)

Maryhill stepson what are you doing? by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 2:22pm)

Folk greetin like fuck about the trains instead of ferrys by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Apr 2022 11:14pm)

Blurry shaky footage to be shared on their story and never viewed again by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Apr 2022 1:07pm)

Unless it's a tory tree and every apple is rotten to the core by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Apr 2022 9:52pm)

If there's anyway to bypass meters then every cunt should do it by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Apr 2022 9:55pm)

That'll be next up on the tory scumfuck agenda, weans doon the mines by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Apr 2022 10:04pm)

Y'all by Robotfoxman (Wed 6th Apr 2022 8:46am)

What is causing folk to be so desperate to move though? Just the floodgates opening after covid? by Robotfoxman (Wed 6th Apr 2022 1:08pm)

I might have accidentally soaked some of them with my van a few years ago by Robotfoxman (Mon 11th Apr 2022 11:00am)

I use my car so that I can avoid the shitehole of a city centre tbh. It's the council that's let it run into the ground. by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Apr 2022 2:24pm)

Write back and become pen pals with the cult by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Apr 2022 2:21pm)

Positively artisan by Robotfoxman (Thu 14th Apr 2022 2:26pm)

Most of them are probably nonces too by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Apr 2022 4:21pm)

It's 2022 get a train link built ffs by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Apr 2022 4:20pm)

Ask the guy that does the eccy jaw face on every surface of the city by Robotfoxman (Fri 15th Apr 2022 4:46pm)

The Paisley- Greenock line literally runs parallel to the M8 at the end of the runway, convinced there's a racket going for the taxi and bus firms at this point. by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th Apr 2022 8:08am)

Junkies are worth less than a crusty dug shite so pay no attention to them by Robotfoxman (Sat 16th Apr 2022 3:59pm)

McGill's new e-buses by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 8:32am)

DELETED On a mermaid by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 9:01am)

DELETED It's the cheapest hobby about! by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 9:07am)

DELETED Am serial wanker but have an upvote comrade by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 9:10am)

Has there been any update on the length of the works on the M8 at Woodside? I feel bad for the folk that finally escape it then hit the new works at Cardonald, place is a shambles lol by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 9:27am)

Does the area start with G and end in L? by Robotfoxman (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 9:17pm)

Just give them a triple mma style grapple lock hold and flip them over which will knock them clean out job done - Most reddit dreamers by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:39am)

Fookin hell, other countries on the continent it would be worked on night and day and finished in a few months. by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:43am)

9am on a Sunday and the latest crew of utilities plebs seems to be trying to reach the Earth's core with a stihl saw outside our place. Live laugh love. by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:41am)

I hate my job so much I'd help the fuckers empty the till lol by Robotfoxman (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:45am)

It's mental the new section of the m74 has a 50/60 limit plonked on it, most folk are averaging 70 when it's clear by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Apr 2022 8:19am)

Glesga's bouncers are feeling the pressure by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Apr 2022 8:21am)

Yes protecting landlords and employers is of the highest priority. The last bastions of honesty in society. by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Apr 2022 12:29pm)

Collect wild trolleys from the canal by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Apr 2022 6:48pm)

Junkies are mad ghouls beyond saving most of the time, ye can't care about every human on earth by Robotfoxman (Tue 3rd May 2022 8:15pm)

Haa clamped! by Robotfoxman (Tue 3rd May 2022 9:49pm)

They used to use an axe until the 90's but it's a giant chainsaw now by Robotfoxman (Wed 4th May 2022 2:11pm)

We bankies are our own species by Robotfoxman (Thu 5th May 2022 10:11am)

Seems to be ot of accidents happening down there lately, folk need to calm tf down by Robotfoxman (Fri 6th May 2022 9:45am)

Go out to the nudist island and leap around in the scud by Robotfoxman (Sun 8th May 2022 9:27pm)

What kinda smells? Bacon? Coffee? Jobbies? Tell your family to sit doon. by Robotfoxman (Mon 9th May 2022 10:54am)

Gerry Cinnabum the small time indie artiste by Robotfoxman (Mon 9th May 2022 10:52am)

I've tried for the past week to snag some cheese twists from Lidl but none in sight. Just been to the Springburn one and they're not even listed on the shelf . Worrying times. by Robotfoxman (Thu 12th May 2022 10:04am)

And these are the folk that look at you like you're an alien when you say you don't support green or blue. by Robotfoxman (Sun 15th May 2022 4:48pm)

Gypsys, tramps and thieves by Robotfoxman (Sun 15th May 2022 4:58pm)

Shame for those of us that can actually pace ourselves and understand how booze works by Robotfoxman (Sun 15th May 2022 5:17pm)

No I'm white bro by Robotfoxman (Sun 15th May 2022 5:35pm)

Totally not a bam up post by Robotfoxman (Tue 17th May 2022 12:44pm)

Step 1. Address why the city centre is a smelly pish stained overflowing bin nightmare by Robotfoxman (Tue 17th May 2022 4:49pm)

He's gettin ma bike lock rattled off his jaw if he stops me creepy cunt by Robotfoxman (Tue 17th May 2022 9:13pm)

Then the whole street clapped by Robotfoxman (Wed 18th May 2022 7:46pm)

Manga and furry freaks should all be sent to the gulag by Robotfoxman (Sat 21st May 2022 9:12am)

Hire a car and take a tent. Camper hire prices are taking the piss like everything else at the moment. by Robotfoxman (Mon 23rd May 2022 2:24pm)

I think I just spotted a square foot of road that hasn't been dug up by city fibre. by Robotfoxman (Thu 26th May 2022 9:27am)

Piggy banks on poles by Robotfoxman (Fri 27th May 2022 4:01pm)

DELETED Minimum wage , minimum effort👍🏻 by Robotfoxman (Fri 27th May 2022 6:11pm)

The old graving docks next to the science centre is lying unused when it could be a food/shopping hub with boat taxis being ran up and down the clyde. by Robotfoxman (Sun 29th May 2022 7:52am)

Back in the day you used to see the wee roadsweepers constantly driving about,can't remember the last time I saw one by Robotfoxman (Sun 29th May 2022 7:57am)

Bring back the topless barbers in Paisley by Robotfoxman (Sun 29th May 2022 8:02am)

I eventually want to move to the east coast for this reason. As soon as you hit Airdrie driving back on the M8 all you can see is the depressing grey megaclouds hanging over the city. by Robotfoxman (Sun 29th May 2022 8:00am)

I'm sick of folk screeching about how independence will magically fix everything , absolute delusion. Maybe nail the basics first like emptying the bins and getting a grip on rent control. by Robotfoxman (Sun 29th May 2022 8:18am)

Most on here are sheltered west enders anyway. Just the way it is. by Robotfoxman (Sun 29th May 2022 8:16am)

They're not speed cameras any more it's safety cameras aka piggy banks by Robotfoxman (Mon 30th May 2022 11:38am)

Oops by Robotfoxman (Tue 31st May 2022 9:10am)

I remember a giant figure of Marvin the martian in the window, wild that there was enough interest back then to open physical shops. Who remembers when the St Enoch Disney shop was good and had the giant mountain of soft toys at the back by Robotfoxman (Tue 31st May 2022 2:37pm)

Weird init the old tipping game. Those less well off are always more likely to give something, experienced it on the taxis and deliverys. by Robotfoxman (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 8:18am)

China is the new emerging superpower so makes sense the rich folk are sending their kids abroad to study, hence all the new expensive student flats. by Robotfoxman (Mon 6th Jun 2022 7:17pm)

Just wish they'd chuck some recliners in it by Robotfoxman (Mon 6th Jun 2022 7:16pm)

The real community service by Robotfoxman (Mon 6th Jun 2022 7:21pm)

No wonder folk are getting those wee E-scooters. That'll be the next thing to get shagged for some random tax/bylaw by Robotfoxman (Thu 9th Jun 2022 9:57am)

They do move in herds by Robotfoxman (Thu 9th Jun 2022 10:26pm)

Mid June and its deffo a letdown Summer compared to last year by Robotfoxman (Mon 13th Jun 2022 11:04am)

Dear as fuck by Robotfoxman (Wed 15th Jun 2022 1:06pm)

Science centre should be free like all other museums, at least for kids. by Robotfoxman (Wed 15th Jun 2022 1:09pm)

Witha all due respect, right to roam applies to golf courses in Scotland. You can walk through them as long as you keep off the greens. by Robotfoxman (Thu 16th Jun 2022 10:15am)

Beware there is a school on that street and it becomes a traffic nightmare at drop off times. It really should be one way but for some reason the council have let it be. by Robotfoxman (Thu 16th Jun 2022 10:20am)

Shower of shite. This is why I never pay for a ticket whenever I can by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Jun 2022 7:28am)

Terrible you should be handing a crisp 50 over to the driver they're struggling to get by on 50k a year by Robotfoxman (Sat 18th Jun 2022 4:26pm)

Should be allowed to feed the bastards chips laced with poison by Robotfoxman (Sun 19th Jun 2022 10:26pm)

How can these bastard things be legal next to roads? Should aw be ripped down by Robotfoxman (Mon 20th Jun 2022 10:33am)

I've seen them irl the one next to Caley is just as bad brigtness turned up to 500000 and right across from some flats. by Robotfoxman (Mon 20th Jun 2022 3:21pm)

Can't wait till I'm 80 and can use my retirement fund to finally get a hoose deposit down by Robotfoxman (Mon 20th Jun 2022 7:45pm)

Just #westendproblems by Robotfoxman (Tue 21st Jun 2022 1:57pm)

Skip the nerds at the tills and march upstairs to the managers office. Asert dominance, his reign is over. by Robotfoxman (Tue 21st Jun 2022 1:55pm)

Retina scorching led billboard incoming by Robotfoxman (Tue 21st Jun 2022 2:02pm)

Quite a few folk since lockdown have taken up caring for wee patches that were otherwise neglected. Cooncil is scared of being shown up once again as incompetent fuds. by Robotfoxman (Tue 21st Jun 2022 2:00pm)

It's been dubbed North Kelvindale recently, I even saw a junkie wearing shoes the other day. Bloody gentrification. by Robotfoxman (Tue 21st Jun 2022 2:06pm)

Thoughts and prayers by Robotfoxman (Tue 21st Jun 2022 6:44pm)

Thank fuck hacks are on their way out by Robotfoxman (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 10:24am)

They really are kicking the arse out fixing those pillars under the M8. Let's narrow the already narrowest part of of the motorway. by Robotfoxman (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 8:16pm)

Lovely smoked in a j by Robotfoxman (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 1:43pm)

Full of sjw knobs on here by Robotfoxman (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 1:45pm)

They could have it extend to the back of seventh heaven and there could be outdoor dances when it's nice weather by Robotfoxman (Fri 24th Jun 2022 6:17pm)

Hope they have poo bags with them by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Jun 2022 3:35pm)

Some chanter tbf by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Jun 2022 10:02pm)

Doesn't matter all of it ends up in same landfill anyway by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Jun 2022 10:05pm)

You should really be wearing it for the duration of the whw hike, numbers are climbing rapidly in the highlands area. by Robotfoxman (Sat 25th Jun 2022 10:11pm)

Am stocking up on glass bottles to lob down at the cunts haha by Robotfoxman (Sun 26th Jun 2022 1:59pm)

Bring back the corpy trams by Robotfoxman (Mon 27th Jun 2022 8:24pm)

Exactly what a mental decision they scrapped the trams to make the roads clearer for cars and buses. The old lines are still there under the tarmac. I think I've been watchin too much simpsons but imagine a monorail that runs along the river from the city centre all the way out to the airport. Could have taxi/bus hubs next to each stop. by Robotfoxman (Tue 28th Jun 2022 6:50am)

Just spotted 2.04 for diesel at BP in rutherglen, my new PB by Robotfoxman (Tue 28th Jun 2022 8:43am)

The polis and intelligence are very rarely linked by Robotfoxman (Tue 28th Jun 2022 3:11pm)

Bouncers need to be studied for science, most of them are fucked in the heid by Robotfoxman (Tue 28th Jun 2022 3:30pm)

Hunners of the wee tadgers ripping about cos the schoosl are out. Those silent electric dirt bikes are a mangled horror show in the making. by Robotfoxman (Wed 29th Jun 2022 7:54am)

Bring back the virgin megastore by Robotfoxman (Thu 30th Jun 2022 12:16pm)

Boob bombs? by Robotfoxman (Thu 30th Jun 2022 12:16pm)

Unreal the amount of trainee jobs posted that need a reel of qualifications by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 11:02am)

They should just organise Orangefest in a field outside of the city for those that have a weird hate fetish as their family heirloom. Keeps them amused and the roads clear. by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 11:06am)

They just look like men by Robotfoxman (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 1:09pm)

Here come da word police by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 9:13am)

A great pick if you like 50 yr olds in leather jaikets and B.o by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 9:25am)

Hey y'all we're moving to Glasgow Scotchland this summer and juat wondering if there's anything to rent for less than 300 in the west end must have a garden and 3 bedrooms for our doggo puppers by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:29pm)

The media have been the absolute worst cunts as per in spreading this cost of living narrative far and wide. Every cunt and their dug is jacking prices up now in a mass panic. Cheers brexit or somethin. by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:32pm)

Free dug meat doon the gallagate by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:39pm)

Totes woke fam by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:37pm)

If I'm walking down the street and another human looks at me how should I react to this? by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 2:49pm)

DELETED Go to the library granda by Robotfoxman (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 7:23pm)

Mummy and daddy pay for their first flat then they go on insta claiming they're a hustling entrepreneur by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jul 2022 9:26am)

Most of them didn't look old enough to be around for Calvin Harris at his peak, now I feel about 60 by Robotfoxman (Mon 4th Jul 2022 6:11pm)

They're shite probably for the best by Robotfoxman (Tue 5th Jul 2022 10:59am)

Beautiful July/November weather by Robotfoxman (Wed 6th Jul 2022 6:25am)

On the spire of Oran Mor by Robotfoxman (Thu 7th Jul 2022 8:20am)

Maybe don't run a gaming PC for 12 hrs a day?... by Robotfoxman (Thu 7th Jul 2022 8:27am)

All it does is make me miss T. Away to huv a sad chug. by Robotfoxman (Fri 8th Jul 2022 5:52pm)

Folk that drive about wasting fuel at night for no reason are weird as fuck. Usually part of the nonce crew that goes through city centre thinking lassies pants will drop at the sound of some backfiring shitbox fiesta. by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Jul 2022 12:04pm)

Most folk in this city wouldn't walk the length of themselves to do anything positive. No wonder the people make Glasgow thing is a piss take meme at this point. Canny wait to move away from this hole. by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Jul 2022 10:02pm)

Could make a fucking mint putting litter cameras above motorway slip roads by Robotfoxman (Sun 17th Jul 2022 10:05pm)

Murica and England have become right wing cesspits. All aboard the lifeboats. by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th Jul 2022 11:48am)

Every cunt's skint and worked to the bone. Society is gonna collapse pretty soon but we'll get to eat the livers of rich folk. by Robotfoxman (Tue 19th Jul 2022 5:51pm)

Someone's da escaped from facebook by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Jul 2022 2:02pm)

Naw. The apps already charge for delivery and "service" charge by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Jul 2022 2:00pm)

How many retail parks with the same 6 shops does one city need? by Robotfoxman (Wed 20th Jul 2022 2:13pm)

Calpol? by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Jul 2022 8:34pm)

These the kind of weans that are perfect angels in their maw big Mags' eyes. Back in the day polis were allowed to boot them up the arse. by Robotfoxman (Thu 21st Jul 2022 8:33pm)

Just cocking by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Jul 2022 11:26pm)

In a way it's good because the jailbait can hear them a mile off by Robotfoxman (Mon 25th Jul 2022 11:31pm)

The JD at maryhill is massive it used to be a bingo hall. I've never had to wait to use anything in there. by Robotfoxman (Tue 26th Jul 2022 11:11am)

You could have shortened the name to Average redditor survey by Robotfoxman (Tue 26th Jul 2022 8:00pm)

Leave her alone lassie just wants a buzz by Robotfoxman (Wed 27th Jul 2022 7:41am)

This will be a home bargains/aldi/ starfucks drive thru by next year by Robotfoxman (Wed 27th Jul 2022 4:01pm)

A shirt from burtons, some dress troosers and loafers. Throw it back to the 90's by Robotfoxman (Wed 27th Jul 2022 6:38pm)

It's all over lads, McD's 99p cheeseburgers are 1.20 now. Riots incoming. by Robotfoxman (Thu 28th Jul 2022 10:18am)