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chucklefuck99

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  • There are no cameras there. by chucklefuck99 (Sun 9th Apr 2023 10:43am)
  • What does it do when you turn the key ? by chucklefuck99 (Tue 11th Apr 2023 12:18pm)
  • ok, that is very much more likely to be a low battery, the engine warning will also most likely be because of the low battery, 1st thing is to get it charged or jump started. Then find out why the battery was low, could be dud battery or something discharging it or dud alternator. by chucklefuck99 (Tue 11th Apr 2023 12:33pm)
  • It's not the starter or a fuse. by chucklefuck99 (Tue 11th Apr 2023 1:27pm)
  • whats up with it? by chucklefuck99 (Wed 19th Apr 2023 9:49am)
  • I don't think any garage does these repairs now, this would involve removing or cutting off the wing to get at the rust behind, too involved. You could do it yourself watching youtube videos and find out how labour intensive this is to get a good finish, really unless this is a classic car, best you could do is a cosmetic fix. by chucklefuck99 (Wed 26th Apr 2023 6:01am)
  • At the moment - weans, and I use that word loosely, male teenagers would be better, many of whom could kick yours and my heed in. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 28th Apr 2023 7:13pm)
  • So the wee cunt took a swipe at the other wee cunt who was being restrained, that's no very nice. Oh and don't use the "schoolboy" word to make it sound like a poor wee innocent laddie. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 28th Apr 2023 7:11pm)
  • Just remember at Polmadie - NO VANS !!!! by chucklefuck99 (Fri 5th May 2023 11:02am)
  • Go on Google maps and look for rocky shores, stay away from towns and don't pick mussels after spring, there is too much danger of bacterial growth inside the mussels in warmer weather. TBH I would stay away from the Firth of Clyde and Ayrshire coast, they are too near big towns, Gareloch, Loch Long and Loch Fyne would be better. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 5th May 2023 1:14pm)
  • Oh fuck off, it's from dirty cunts like you who just blame the council. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 5th May 2023 4:03pm)
  • It's idiots like you who just keep parroting on about the council, it's no the fuckin council it's dirty individual cunts dropping that litter, oh and stop lying about regularly going out to clean litter, naw ye fuckin don't. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 5th May 2023 4:29pm)
  • I know the cleansing dept is doing what they can with the money and resources they have and if bins are full, how about cunts don't perch their shite neatly on top to get blown out and shock horror- take it home and put it in their own bins, it's their fuckin waste after all. The problem is they don't take it home they drop it at their arses cos Glasgow is full of dirty cunts. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 5th May 2023 5:23pm)
  • The cleansing dept have a finite amount of money, call it the government's fault, covid, recession, brexit- anything but they have a fixed amount to spend, they are using that money on cleansing services. The problem is not with them, it's with the lovely Glasgow attitude of "fuck it, someone else's problem". I have seen and heard it, fuck me, I had an argument with a guy I work with who said it's not his fault if there are not enough bins in Glasgow, this was his justification for just dropping his litter, we have a manky city and it's solely down to this scum attitude. You can throw all the money you want at it, but people definitely make Glasgow. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 5th May 2023 10:23pm)
  • Ok, I agree but I just get so annoyed to hear GCC get it all the time, the money is just not there for the cleaning needed but my point is, the service would be good enough if Glaswegians took a pride in their city. What really rips my knitting is hearing twats gush about how beautiful, the scenery is and how they love Scotland, then leave the disposable bbq and cans at their arse, then maybe have a wee McD's on the way back and fuck the bag out the car window. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 5th May 2023 10:41pm)
  • What a wanker you are. by chucklefuck99 (Sat 6th May 2023 6:04am)
  • Google maps on yer phone will tell you how long, arrival time, slow areas and best route to take. It's 2023, Google is your best friend. by chucklefuck99 (Sat 6th May 2023 4:07pm)
  • Well noticed, I stand corrected. by chucklefuck99 (Sat 6th May 2023 6:16pm)
  • yeh, I love not funny graffiti too, makes the place look good along wi aw that litter. by chucklefuck99 (Sun 7th May 2023 6:45am)
  • Almost every day I go to work, before 6am, there will be a car in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, with nothing on the inside, I come along and am faced with the dilemma of sitting behind them like a twat or overtaking on the inside like a twat. Why the fuck do they do it, day in day out ? Since I am being a moaning cunt - also why the fuck can no-one understand that the national speed limit sign on a dual carriageway means 70mph, am looking at all you fuckers in the outside lane going from Cathkin to EK at 50mph by chucklefuck99 (Sun 7th May 2023 4:24pm)
  • I think you'll find most litter is fucked out the passenger window of a basic Fiesta tarted up to look like a Fiesta RS by spotty 18 year old incel fucks. by chucklefuck99 (Tue 9th May 2023 9:23am)
  • GRREC has a mrf by chucklefuck99 (Tue 9th May 2023 1:56pm)
  • even has a small zoo and cafe, kids love a meerkat or two. by chucklefuck99 (Sat 13th May 2023 11:48am)
  • Did one in Crieff, be aware it's not for the faint hearted, the Harris hawk caught and killed rabbits. by chucklefuck99 (Mon 22nd May 2023 12:23pm)
  • I hardly think a bike under a cover is an eyesore, given the shitshow that is many a tenement backyard. by chucklefuck99 (Thu 25th May 2023 3:36pm)
  • Tortoises are those things that walk about on land, terrapins look similar and live in water, lots of twats who had them as pets thought it was a great idea to release them when they got too big, they can survive winter here and are in many ponds and the canal, no doubt as a non native species they will be causing problems eating fish and other animal life. by chucklefuck99 (Sat 27th May 2023 8:50am)
  • 99% of shite asked on this sub can be easily googled. by chucklefuck99 (Sun 28th May 2023 12:25pm)
  • Always the council, never the individual, council's to blame, fuck it on the ground. by chucklefuck99 (Sat 3rd Jun 2023 12:46pm)
  • A hidden gem and at £8.50 a go for entry, it can remain a hidden gem. by chucklefuck99 (Sun 4th Jun 2023 12:11pm)
  • He he, you must be that funny guy at parties. by chucklefuck99 (Tue 6th Jun 2023 11:04am)
  • Thanks by chucklefuck99 (Tue 6th Jun 2023 11:03am)
  • You are quite right but I am not driving 30 odd miles for nothing if I can just ask and someone may tell me yes or no, does that make sense ? by chucklefuck99 (Tue 6th Jun 2023 2:00pm)
  • They usually appear in numbers around late June in Scotland but was just asking to see if it was worthwhile going earlier. by chucklefuck99 (Tue 6th Jun 2023 2:42pm)
  • oh fuck off you idiot by chucklefuck99 (Tue 6th Jun 2023 3:55pm)
  • Fuck sake by chucklefuck99 (Tue 13th Jun 2023 8:24am)
  • I tried to do that as a list too but it didn't work by chucklefuck99 (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:42am)
  • Yeh, you are probably right ,but I am off work today it happens to be Tuesday mackerel are in season Greenock is easy to get to by chucklefuck99 (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:41am)
  • No worries, I will come clean - got patched by my mate this morning, I have a small boat but can't launch it myself, but fuck it am just going to try. by chucklefuck99 (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:56am)
  • It's average, you can go at 50, then slow to 30 for the same amount of time and average 40.You also have sliproad entries between cameras, so you can go any speed until the first camera you pass registers your reg. You prob won't get done unless above an average of 44mph. And finally, yes, some people don't give a fuck and won't pay the fine anyway. by chucklefuck99 (Wed 14th Jun 2023 12:38pm)
  • Bullshit by chucklefuck99 (Sat 17th Jun 2023 11:05am)
  • You have given the only correct reply here, lack of rain and high temps lower the available oxygen and increase the algae and chance of disease, once they get to a certain point they can't ascend any further without a good flow and congregate in pools, with some dying. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 5:57pm)
  • Gumtree is your new friend, a quick look had a tv stand, mirror with lights, bed, wardrobe, all free. by chucklefuck99 (Sun 25th Jun 2023 5:41pm)
  • It's something I always thought about - if someone set up a business selling quality Scottish gifts, not "see you jimmy" hats and plastic dolls in kilts, they would make a killing. Actually now av said it, I would quite like a see you jimmy hat for...reasons. by chucklefuck99 (Mon 26th Jun 2023 7:50am)
  • Did you get a locksmith ? by chucklefuck99 (Mon 26th Jun 2023 8:12am)
  • No probs, could have maybe gave you a hand if I had seen the post earlier. by chucklefuck99 (Mon 26th Jun 2023 11:34am)
  • They are very very abundant, you will deffo have seen one before, more bush like than tree, look for round leaves, old broken hazelnuts on the ground below. Be aware you are unlikely to beat the squirrels to a nutty feast, they will take them while still very unripe to us. Nuts can be hard to see until you get your eye in, not all trees have nuts.look along the clyde in glasgow green by chucklefuck99 (Mon 26th Jun 2023 6:39pm)
  • You should try looking for aspen, one of our rare native trees, took me ages to find one then like busses I started to see more. by chucklefuck99 (Tue 27th Jun 2023 11:09pm)
  • Thanks for the link but what a clickbait and popup ridden piece of shite Glasgow live is. by chucklefuck99 (Tue 27th Jun 2023 11:05pm)
  • Haha, also love the username, I remember the tufty club, wee squirrel cunt. by chucklefuck99 (Wed 28th Jun 2023 12:17am)
  • Haha, they are so obvious in a breeze but maddingly similar to birch, p.s. Shawfield down to the left of the strangely named Dalmarnock smart bridge along the path, also for OP, there are hazel too. by chucklefuck99 (Wed 28th Jun 2023 11:17am)
  • How do you know if you have a sex addiction ? (serious) Sex being a basic drive that over rides many others, it being the main reason for life, to create more life, so it must be a very strong drive, who decides what is too much ? by chucklefuck99 (Wed 28th Jun 2023 9:47pm)
  • Am a dog walker and am no completely self entitled so riddle me that ? by chucklefuck99 (Thu 29th Jun 2023 4:23pm)
  • Just on a Sunday ? by chucklefuck99 (Tue 4th Jul 2023 10:13am)
  • Nice to hear a normal sane person, I have tried offering help on here before and got swamped with serial killer shit, too many people watching tv shows and believing fannybook, most people don't in fact want to murder each other. by chucklefuck99 (Thu 6th Jul 2023 7:49pm)
  • Calm doon, we've only just got a LEZ and you're sayin we have a ULEZ already ? by chucklefuck99 (Sun 9th Jul 2023 12:24pm)
  • Haha, wank. by chucklefuck99 (Tue 11th Jul 2023 1:37pm)
  • Can you not get someone to drop you off and drive the car back ? Failing that I would deffo be on google streetview to find a safe road, fuck paying £130. by chucklefuck99 (Tue 11th Jul 2023 1:36pm)
  • 1. Driving instructor will assess you after some lessons and suggest how many lessons and when to book test, you book the test. 2. You will be lucky to get one 3.December is usually rainy, you will be fine. by chucklefuck99 (Thu 13th Jul 2023 7:58am)
  • So now with the LEZ, we are gonna see perfect 2 footed pigeons all over, another win for the LEZ. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 14th Jul 2023 7:57am)
  • Wee sip of water at the end to wash it down. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 14th Jul 2023 7:33pm)
  • That's why am glad am in a terraced house but I live in fear of the old (quiet) bastard next door dying and a drumkit playing family of six moving in. by chucklefuck99 (Fri 14th Jul 2023 7:36pm)