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  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzJ1ZTWnshk by swoombliss (Sun 29th Nov 2020 9:48am)
  • I can count on one hand the amount of times I've been in the Southside. Too out the road for me. by swoombliss (Fri 4th Dec 2020 10:51am)
  • Think they meant this. The Investigator: A British Crime Story by swoombliss (Fri 4th Dec 2020 9:13pm)
  • Think I still prefer a bit of Donald O'Daniel myself. https://youtu.be/VRGpmRLChuM by swoombliss (Sat 5th Dec 2020 11:08am)
  • Bit insensitive. But fair do's. by swoombliss (Mon 7th Dec 2020 7:08pm)
  • Also good. by swoombliss (Fri 11th Dec 2020 1:00am)
  • Little Curry House is always class. by swoombliss (Fri 11th Dec 2020 1:00am)
  • Went in there for lunch one time. £6 for a sandwich. I know it's for a good cause, but fuck paying that. by swoombliss (Fri 11th Dec 2020 12:05pm)
  • Looks like GTA IV. by swoombliss (Sat 12th Dec 2020 9:48am)
  • Want a clap? by swoombliss (Sat 12th Dec 2020 8:02pm)
  • A brave gentlesir. I doff my cap to you. by swoombliss (Sun 13th Dec 2020 4:17pm)
  • The patrons of this sub are proof that humanity must strive towards our standard. We are smart and everyone else is dumb. by swoombliss (Sun 13th Dec 2020 4:42pm)
  • Harsh. by swoombliss (Sun 13th Dec 2020 5:15pm)
  • Anyone got a non Facebook link to his videos? by swoombliss (Tue 15th Dec 2020 12:33am)
  • Surprised to see Springburn and even Drumchapel there. Possil is probably the biggest dump in Glasgow though. Calton is also a tip. by swoombliss (Fri 18th Dec 2020 8:26pm)
  • Just go. by swoombliss (Sat 19th Dec 2020 7:51pm)
  • Usually there's a catchment area so it'd be better if you could post where you are located. by swoombliss (Sun 20th Dec 2020 9:44am)
  • Defo by swoombliss (Sun 20th Dec 2020 1:33pm)
  • Just go see your granny. by swoombliss (Sun 20th Dec 2020 1:36pm)
  • Celtic beat Hearts by a bawhair by swoombliss (Sun 20th Dec 2020 5:18pm)
  • Defo the same nutter writing this everywhere by swoombliss (Tue 22nd Dec 2020 7:15pm)
  • That was class. Used to be a big day out for everybody in the street to Irvine lol. by swoombliss (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 12:34pm)
  • Shorts and an expensive as fuck jacket. Just makes you look like a fud. by swoombliss (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 4:25pm)
  • C'mere youuu by swoombliss (Sat 26th Dec 2020 10:06am)
  • Settle down. by swoombliss (Sat 26th Dec 2020 8:18pm)
  • Wonder what will happen with the Debenhams building now that they've went under. Be weird if it got turned into flats. by swoombliss (Sat 26th Dec 2020 9:10pm)
  • So true about the colour pallet of their houses. Grey will be the new avacado in the future. by swoombliss (Sun 27th Dec 2020 9:48am)
  • Aye. Last time I was in it was barren. Died on its arse. Feel bad for the staff. by swoombliss (Sun 27th Dec 2020 11:42am)
  • Southside has Shawlands. East End has Dennistoun. West End has a hunner different wee nice areas. Winner: West End by swoombliss (Thu 31st Dec 2020 6:53pm)
  • Not enough penny farthings in the West now? by swoombliss (Thu 31st Dec 2020 7:03pm)
  • Unfortunately I'm not worthy of being a West Ender. I'm from the North of Glasgow (the forgotten North *wipes tear) by swoombliss (Thu 31st Dec 2020 7:00pm)
  • Your flatmate's a selfish cunt. by swoombliss (Fri 1st Jan 2021 1:15pm)
  • It's new year. What's wrong with fireworks going off at midnight? Fair do's if it's going on for hours. by swoombliss (Fri 1st Jan 2021 1:20pm)
  • Draining? Need to lay off reddit if it's getting to you that much by swoombliss (Fri 1st Jan 2021 2:17pm)
  • Priceless Computing has old parts I'm sure. by swoombliss (Fri 1st Jan 2021 5:01pm)
  • Belter. by swoombliss (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 12:48am)
  • First thing I noticed with the East-End is that there are so many different schemes. Bridgeton falls into Calton, Haghill into Dennistoun etc. I feel like with the North, the areas are huge in comparison. Springburn is massive compared to the likes of Easterhouse. by swoombliss (Sun 3rd Jan 2021 11:13am)
  • Check the dim expression on her face. No lights on behind those eyes. by swoombliss (Mon 4th Jan 2021 9:12pm)
  • Is this a 2020 thing? I've never known people to go onto a frozen pond. by swoombliss (Tue 5th Jan 2021 11:54am)
  • https://youtu.be/C0NDOkSvCM0 by swoombliss (Wed 6th Jan 2021 10:01am)
  • Within the first minute: https://youtu.be/oAZu6qX0am0 by swoombliss (Wed 6th Jan 2021 3:09pm)
  • Belter by swoombliss (Thu 7th Jan 2021 10:19pm)
  • Exactly. by swoombliss (Fri 8th Jan 2021 10:27pm)
  • Snob by swoombliss (Sat 9th Jan 2021 12:53pm)
  • Guy's raging at people having a coffee. Blame the council for this shite. My bins haven't been emptied since before New Year. by swoombliss (Sun 10th Jan 2021 5:07pm)
  • Folk on this sub are constantly raging. It's only Reddit lads. You don't need to look at the posts. by swoombliss (Mon 11th Jan 2021 2:18pm)
  • I got a filling done earlier today. You should phone around. by swoombliss (Thu 14th Jan 2021 5:08pm)
  • You defo can. I got something from Argos today. by swoombliss (Thu 14th Jan 2021 5:12pm)
  • Big hairy walloper 'n bawsack by swoombliss (Fri 15th Jan 2021 9:49am)
  • Is that the person from the adverts on the subway? by swoombliss (Fri 15th Jan 2021 9:47am)
  • Think mines was just over the 24 hour mark. That was on New Year's Day as well. by swoombliss (Fri 15th Jan 2021 5:29pm)
  • Bunch of horrible cunts. That email is out of order. Hope things work out for you. by swoombliss (Sun 17th Jan 2021 9:16pm)
  • Dirty bastards. Deleted their account now. by swoombliss (Mon 18th Jan 2021 5:13pm)
  • Heider the machine by swoombliss (Mon 18th Jan 2021 10:17pm)
  • Just doing it for the banter by swoombliss (Mon 18th Jan 2021 10:25pm)
  • We've only recently just had our bins and recycling collected since well before New Year. Pain in the arse. by swoombliss (Tue 19th Jan 2021 2:23pm)
  • *takes notes by swoombliss (Tue 19th Jan 2021 10:23pm)
  • Impressive how he's managed to reel in viewers still of him just walking about with the camera pointed at his face. Fud. by swoombliss (Wed 20th Jan 2021 2:03pm)
  • Where are they? by swoombliss (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 1:31pm)
  • Cheers. Passed there a billion times and never made the connection! by swoombliss (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 2:17pm)
  • Same here. Though I did sign a contract whilst handing over the money. Then the £100 was deducted from my first month's rent. by swoombliss (Sun 24th Jan 2021 11:23am)
  • Ruchazie is a bit of a dump, but Gartcraig Road always seemed fine to me. It's deeper into Ruchazie where it gets dodgy (next to shops / off-license). ** I mean the shops in Ruchazie, not Carntyne. by swoombliss (Mon 25th Jan 2021 9:49am)
  • Always feels a bit Soviet up there. The row of shops all have the same signs and fonts. by swoombliss (Tue 26th Jan 2021 6:55pm)
  • I've never known older folk to be proud of not knowing how to use technology. It's the opposite in my work. It stresses them out because they haven't been trained properly. I feel bad for them so I make a point of helping them out when I can. by swoombliss (Thu 28th Jan 2021 1:36pm)
  • Hiv ye, aye? by swoombliss (Thu 28th Jan 2021 1:40pm)
  • Indeed. by swoombliss (Thu 28th Jan 2021 2:08pm)
  • What's this? by swoombliss (Fri 29th Jan 2021 9:07pm)
  • Yous are all pish for putting the blame on OP. They're trying to raise awareness and a lot of you are just shitting on them. by swoombliss (Sat 30th Jan 2021 12:20pm)
  • They really are a bunch of cunts. I just had to wrestle with the communal blue bin cause it's not been collected in ages and is overflowing. Honestly hate this council with a passion. by swoombliss (Sat 30th Jan 2021 12:33pm)
  • https://twitter.com/paulmccracken89/status/1357106304041508864?s=19 by swoombliss (Thu 4th Feb 2021 12:32am)
  • Class find. Only watched a few minutes but Tollcross and Parkhead look exactly the same as today. by swoombliss (Thu 4th Feb 2021 12:20am)
  • I used to just sit and refresh Gumtree until something suitable came up. As soon as it was posted, I'd phone the landlord straight away (not email). Managed to get two flats this way. by swoombliss (Thu 4th Feb 2021 1:22pm)
  • DELETED Cheaper getting a takeaway at that point. by swoombliss (Sat 6th Feb 2021 3:05pm)
  • Kaf in Partick. Locker and Absolute Roasters in Hyndland. by swoombliss (Sat 6th Feb 2021 4:23pm)
  • DELETED I stumbled upon an interview with him on YouTube. It was actually quite good. The guy just let's him talk so no interruptions with daft questions. https://youtu.be/jVF166KXS7c by swoombliss (Sat 6th Feb 2021 8:43pm)
  • https://youtu.be/N3VLCzhGLxs by swoombliss (Sat 6th Feb 2021 10:50pm)
  • DELETED This sub is mental at times lol. by swoombliss (Sun 7th Feb 2021 12:28am)
  • DELETED Yep. Think they lost their funding. There's another hostel down the road from there. Must be a fun street to live in. by swoombliss (Sun 7th Feb 2021 5:05pm)
  • Not a chance this is happening any time soon. Maybe in the year 2100. by swoombliss (Wed 10th Feb 2021 1:18pm)
  • My pal grew a third baw, allegedly. by swoombliss (Wed 10th Feb 2021 7:57pm)
  • Nice find. by swoombliss (Wed 10th Feb 2021 8:57pm)
  • I know exactly what you mean lol. by swoombliss (Thu 11th Feb 2021 1:29pm)
  • Amazon. DPD also gives you the option to collect from a shop. by swoombliss (Thu 11th Feb 2021 7:30pm)
  • Still going. by swoombliss (Fri 12th Feb 2021 12:37am)
  • Staunch as fuck. by swoombliss (Sun 14th Feb 2021 2:05pm)
  • Not sure, but maybe the Simon Community Hub on London Road (or maybe Argyle Street now) have a street team. Could give them a phone? by swoombliss (Sun 14th Feb 2021 5:30pm)
  • That's how you protest. by swoombliss (Tue 16th Feb 2021 1:24pm)
  • DELETED Lol but why?! by swoombliss (Tue 16th Feb 2021 8:05pm)
  • Definitely developed a kink. by swoombliss (Tue 16th Feb 2021 8:10pm)
  • Think I seen that one. Pretty sure that they spelled 'prison' wrong too. by swoombliss (Wed 17th Feb 2021 2:47pm)
  • Something daft like 'prisin'. Think it's where the Vodafone shop is on Byres Road. by swoombliss (Wed 17th Feb 2021 7:06pm)
  • Should've smacked him. by swoombliss (Thu 18th Feb 2021 12:55pm)
  • Used to love Mogwai, but I just can't get into them anymore. by swoombliss (Thu 18th Feb 2021 5:46pm)
  • If this sub was a true representative of Glasgow, we'd be classed as the most miserable bastards in the world. by swoombliss (Thu 18th Feb 2021 7:56pm)
  • Am no but by swoombliss (Thu 18th Feb 2021 11:39pm)
  • You can still talk proper and have a Glaswegian accent. by swoombliss (Thu 18th Feb 2021 11:42pm)
  • Sighthill is a barren wasteland at the moment. They've ripped all the flats down. by swoombliss (Fri 19th Feb 2021 10:38am)
  • My granny is 90 and has always called it the Soo'side. by swoombliss (Sat 20th Feb 2021 9:49am)
  • Did you put in your bank details? by swoombliss (Sat 20th Feb 2021 8:49pm)
  • That's all you can do tbh. Lesson learned! by swoombliss (Sat 20th Feb 2021 9:06pm)
  • This sub is mental tbf by swoombliss (Sun 21st Feb 2021 3:43pm)
  • Aye it's a terrible indicator. It'd put you off living anywhere in Glasgow. by swoombliss (Mon 22nd Feb 2021 5:59pm)
  • Arsehole that she is. by swoombliss (Fri 26th Feb 2021 2:34pm)
  • I'd take a top floor any day. I'd hate to stay on the ground floor, especially if it's street level. by swoombliss (Mon 1st Mar 2021 8:22pm)
  • I drink pints of it a day. It's class. by swoombliss (Thu 4th Mar 2021 4:49pm)
  • Was gonna say this. Amazing food. by swoombliss (Fri 5th Mar 2021 2:35pm)
  • I think we're friendly to people not from here. Outside that, it can go either way lol by swoombliss (Fri 5th Mar 2021 9:50pm)
  • Hyndland Tongs ya bass by swoombliss (Fri 5th Mar 2021 10:47pm)
  • DELETED How can you's not understand what the title means. I'm not a Gen Z, but it doesn't take a genius to work it out. by swoombliss (Sun 7th Mar 2021 1:06pm)
  • Fuck sake. That's out of order. by swoombliss (Sun 7th Mar 2021 6:53pm)
  • Culture n that but, know? by swoombliss (Tue 9th Mar 2021 4:58pm)
  • It's from a Limmy sketch. by swoombliss (Fri 12th Mar 2021 2:00pm)
  • You have to be a right jake to take someone else's food! by swoombliss (Sun 14th Mar 2021 11:36am)
  • Different if you have flatmates I suppose. by swoombliss (Sun 14th Mar 2021 12:58pm)
  • Air rifle out the window. Its hunting season. by swoombliss (Tue 16th Mar 2021 12:47am)
  • Amazing the difference a bit of sun can do to your mood. No wonder we're miserable for most of the year. by swoombliss (Tue 16th Mar 2021 11:35am)
  • Someone chopping a dog up in the street... Seriously? by swoombliss (Tue 16th Mar 2021 7:29pm)
  • It must be prepayment meters. Never heard of coin meters. Would the landlord not budge on having dry meters installed? by swoombliss (Tue 16th Mar 2021 7:28pm)
  • Fuck sake, that's brutal. Must say, you're bang on about the late 90s ned style still being a thing up there. Saw a few mera peaks and lassies with the hair pulled right back into a pony tail with those huge bangle earrings ha. by swoombliss (Tue 16th Mar 2021 9:04pm)
  • It really is. I despise it ha. The layout is horrible. by swoombliss (Wed 17th Mar 2021 1:32pm)
  • Downvoted to fuck for a joke lol. by swoombliss (Wed 17th Mar 2021 8:36pm)
  • Exactly the same here. They're halfway down the stairs by the time I open the door. by swoombliss (Fri 19th Mar 2021 12:34am)
  • Still cringe at that lassie singing 'Here we, here we, here we elfingrove'. What a waste of money that was. by swoombliss (Sat 20th Mar 2021 11:28am)
  • Has Cottonrake's marketing team infiltrated this sub? by swoombliss (Sat 20th Mar 2021 6:16pm)
  • Lol exactly. It's been there for years as well. Suddenly it's the place to be. by swoombliss (Sat 20th Mar 2021 7:10pm)
  • Think they're spending too much time on the internet. by swoombliss (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 3:52pm)
  • Lol wit? Cause I'm Glaswegian I don't use words like 'mediocre'? What are you even on about. by swoombliss (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 3:56pm)
  • SIMD map is a lot of shite to be honest. I'm meant to live in a deprived area. I've lived n many "deprived" areas and have to laugh that my current home is in the same category as the others. by swoombliss (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 8:43pm)
  • Phone up the housing and ask them. Think some of them have put wee boxes outside their offices for things like this. by swoombliss (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 8:44pm)
  • Hmm, seems to be fine now. I unplugged for a few minutes but it was still really slow. Speed test was showing 1 megabit per second. Honestly, I think lockdown has made me ridiculously impatient lol. by swoombliss (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 7:15pm)
  • Sure I saw some along the path at Gartnavel. Not fully bloomed yet but getting there. by swoombliss (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 9:33pm)
  • Aw yass man. Keane! by swoombliss (Fri 26th Mar 2021 1:47pm)
  • He's just a really determined peeping Tom. by swoombliss (Sat 27th Mar 2021 2:36pm)
  • Same here. It's been about 7 years since I was last in a club... by swoombliss (Sun 28th Mar 2021 10:13am)
  • I'm with you. I've worked in and around the area for years and don't get the hype. There's a few decent pubs and restaurants, but it feels restricted for some reason. You've only got the choice of a few streets to live in unless you fancy chancing it in Haghill. by swoombliss (Sun 28th Mar 2021 3:29pm)
  • You've got Kelvingrove Park round the corner. And decent places to walk around. by swoombliss (Sun 28th Mar 2021 3:32pm)
  • I used to live in a flat that size. Actually looks like it could be in the same street judging from the view. Best days of my life. by swoombliss (Tue 30th Mar 2021 6:55pm)
  • It's GHA. Bunch of cowboys. by swoombliss (Tue 30th Mar 2021 7:55pm)
  • Defo agreed. by swoombliss (Tue 30th Mar 2021 10:46pm)
  • West End is apparently really bad for this cause of population density and the amount of restraunts / takeaways. Thank fuck I've never come across them! by swoombliss (Tue 30th Mar 2021 10:51pm)
  • Watch her attitude change when this COP26 pish takes place. She'll be crawling right up their arses. by swoombliss (Wed 31st Mar 2021 3:37pm)
  • Someone's da's out shouting FTP by swoombliss (Wed 31st Mar 2021 10:26pm)
  • Still definitely posher than the rest of the city. by swoombliss (Thu 1st Apr 2021 3:34pm)
  • I find that I get nothing but disappointment from Just Eat these days. Can't trust the reviews at all. I just rotate around the restaurants that I know will be good quality. by swoombliss (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 9:17am)
  • Baton to the back of the legs. by swoombliss (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 11:22am)
  • ... I saw you coming by swoombliss (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 10:29pm)
  • You could easily do that in a rehearsal space. by swoombliss (Sun 4th Apr 2021 5:32pm)
  • That's creepy as fuck by swoombliss (Mon 5th Apr 2021 10:00pm)
  • Half the cunts on this sub probably went to Glasgow Academy. by swoombliss (Wed 7th Apr 2021 2:30pm)
  • Got you beat. I was up that Finnieston Cran the other night wae ma da. by swoombliss (Fri 9th Apr 2021 1:29pm)
  • Just did. Bastard couldn't give me a straight answer. by swoombliss (Fri 9th Apr 2021 2:02pm)
  • Always pass that place but never tried it. Will give it a go - cheers! by swoombliss (Sat 10th Apr 2021 10:24am)
  • Went there semi-recently (before lockdown) and enjoyed it, but still think Little Curry House is the best round that area. by swoombliss (Sat 10th Apr 2021 10:26am)
  • They're honestly at it. Fuds. by swoombliss (Mon 12th Apr 2021 11:55am)
  • Perfect summary of it. Big Alec is the bitter da and Nicola got the weans. by swoombliss (Wed 14th Apr 2021 9:39pm)
  • I know it's a shame that this happened, but that's wanky as fuck. The Southside bubble is real. by swoombliss (Fri 16th Apr 2021 4:31pm)
  • Sounds like we have a similar pallet. Augustiner (gold label) is a class lager. It's dear but worth it. by swoombliss (Sun 18th Apr 2021 10:14pm)
  • DELETED I've lived in tenements all my life and have finally just secured a new build flat on a top floor. Cannot wait to see the back of tenement living if I'm being honest. The lack of sound insulation has been driving me mental, primarily due to working from home / lockdown. Sorry for the rant. I'm not trying to put you off or anything. I think I've just had terrible luck with the quality of flats I've stayed in. by swoombliss (Wed 21st Apr 2021 2:40pm)
  • Thanks - Really, I think lockdown has just messed my head and made me incredibly sensitive to sound. I can hear my neighbours rattle about in the kitchen, watching TV & just living generally. Which is completely fine under normal circumstances, but I think with the pressure of work and the initial stages of lockdown, I've been making an escape plan since pretty much this time last year. I've got mates who live in tenements who have not been affected like I have. Lockdown has defo done something to my head lol. All the best in your search for a new home! by swoombliss (Wed 21st Apr 2021 3:50pm)
  • Neighbour sounds like a fud. See what he says. He'll probably shite himself. by swoombliss (Wed 21st Apr 2021 10:52pm)
  • Think it's a mix of families and bams. Depends who you get as neighbours. Are you renting up a close? by swoombliss (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 10:59pm)
  • That's mental. Had no idea. by swoombliss (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 2:13pm)
  • Look up Royston Baby Bank. Great wee organisation. by swoombliss (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 10:21pm)
  • DELETED Never heard that in my puff by swoombliss (Sat 24th Apr 2021 10:23pm)
  • Tenements are pish. I've been brought up in tenements, and lived in them right till recently. Energy bills have lowered and I can no longer hear my arsehole neighbours having a barney. by swoombliss (Mon 26th Apr 2021 9:36pm)
  • He must have been chasing after them to catch all that. by swoombliss (Tue 27th Apr 2021 3:44pm)
  • These were men wae a trade by swoombliss (Tue 27th Apr 2021 8:55pm)
  • Apparently there's a naked swim day. Think it's a Sunday. You know for a fact it's going to be full of weirdos. by swoombliss (Tue 27th Apr 2021 10:48pm)
  • Also, "heating the street" if you opened the windows while the radiators were on. "Blackpool illuminations" was the main one though if you had a few lights on. by swoombliss (Wed 28th Apr 2021 10:12pm)
  • Has anyone ever looked at a leaflet and thought "Hmm, they make a good point. I'll vote for them". They all just get fucked into the bin. by swoombliss (Fri 30th Apr 2021 11:13am)
  • It's what gamers crave. Didn't you know? by swoombliss (Fri 30th Apr 2021 7:24pm)
  • Lived in Glasgow all my life . Never been to Waxy O'Connor's. Am I missing out? by swoombliss (Sat 1st May 2021 12:03am)
  • Avoid the main streets for pubs. A lot of them are doing walk ins. You'll find somewhere if you go for a wander round the edges of the City Centre. by swoombliss (Sun 2nd May 2021 9:36am)
  • Grim as fuck. by swoombliss (Sun 2nd May 2021 8:14pm)
  • Literally just realised that. Bastard! Cheers though ha. by swoombliss (Mon 3rd May 2021 9:57am)
  • It's honestly a pain in the arse. Moved into a new flat & can't find my new address when I'm trying to set up Council Tax. Emailed them around 3 weeks ago & still nothing. by swoombliss (Mon 3rd May 2021 10:33am)
  • Lucky you. I was paying £450 for a studio/bedsit around 4 years ago too in the same area. As soon as I moved, the landlord put it up to £550. Insane price for a bedsit. by swoombliss (Tue 4th May 2021 9:40am)
  • No idea, but it was definitely rough as fuck back then. Glad we managed to shake off some of that stigma. by swoombliss (Wed 5th May 2021 8:18pm)
  • Aye, at least there's nobody nicking delivery drivers' mopeds up here lol. London is a different kettle of fish. by swoombliss (Wed 5th May 2021 9:29pm)
  • La Vita Spuntini does a classic pizza. Not exactly tandoori level, and not like Paesano etc. It's a good middle ground. by swoombliss (Thu 6th May 2021 3:43pm)
  • Not a fan of them tbh. Been twice and both times was disappointed, especially for the price. by swoombliss (Thu 6th May 2021 6:25pm)
  • STOP THE COUNT by swoombliss (Fri 7th May 2021 9:35am)
  • It'll be a laugh by swoombliss (Sun 9th May 2021 12:19am)
  • Cunts on UK Politics making out that tonnes of Scots are jumping the border to England for a better life. Gotta laugh at how deluded some of them are. by swoombliss (Sun 9th May 2021 10:07am)
  • How the f does this thread have 300 posts? by swoombliss (Mon 10th May 2021 2:09pm)
  • Total CAAANT by swoombliss (Tue 11th May 2021 5:03pm)
  • They're just jealous of our shoes by swoombliss (Tue 11th May 2021 6:49pm)
  • Half of these stories sound like utter pish as well to be honest. Total victim complexes. by swoombliss (Tue 11th May 2021 8:29pm)
  • I'm Glaswegian and wouldn't contemplate living anywhere else. I've built my life up here. Does that make me an uncultured swine in your book? by swoombliss (Tue 11th May 2021 8:24pm)
  • Taking reddit a bit too seriously... by swoombliss (Thu 13th May 2021 4:33pm)
  • *Statue rights by swoombliss (Thu 13th May 2021 7:35pm)
  • Good on everybody involved 👍 by swoombliss (Thu 13th May 2021 7:34pm)
  • Exactly. You raging? by swoombliss (Thu 13th May 2021 7:54pm)
  • Paranoid much? by swoombliss (Fri 14th May 2021 4:02pm)
  • You pulling my dick bro? by swoombliss (Fri 14th May 2021 5:17pm)
  • Science is a liar (sometimes) 2 Always Sunny quotes in a row. Let's keep it going. by swoombliss (Fri 14th May 2021 7:08pm)
  • Poor wee bear by swoombliss (Fri 14th May 2021 7:48pm)
  • That's what happens when you get pumped for a decade and then eventually win a title. by swoombliss (Sat 15th May 2021 11:37am)
  • Twitter is serious business. by swoombliss (Sat 15th May 2021 11:40am)
  • There's a decent sized one at Crow Rd retail park. by swoombliss (Sat 15th May 2021 12:20pm)
  • Think you might be right. Can vaguely remember a sign saying it was closing down. by swoombliss (Sat 15th May 2021 3:21pm)
  • Exactly. by swoombliss (Sat 15th May 2021 11:48pm)
  • Imagine wrecking your own city. Imagine the hangover you'd have after wrecking your own city. by swoombliss (Sun 16th May 2021 9:33am)
  • They're pretty much never on at all on a Sunday. It's a pain in the arse and I forget every time. by swoombliss (Sun 16th May 2021 9:58am)
  • He's right but by swoombliss (Sun 16th May 2021 4:16pm)
  • You worried about getting caught in the bushes again? by swoombliss (Sun 16th May 2021 4:31pm)
  • Malnourished jakes by swoombliss (Sun 16th May 2021 9:36pm)
  • Always think to myself that these cunts must wake up with the worst hangover after doing stupid shit like this on camera. Well done ya vile wee fuds. by swoombliss (Mon 17th May 2021 2:45pm)
  • People from my work were there with their mates. by swoombliss (Mon 17th May 2021 7:19pm)
  • Was not expecting Bishopbriggs lol. Are you right in Bishopbriggs, or is it Auchinairn? Still though, odd behaviour for a place that's usually full of families and retirees. by swoombliss (Tue 18th May 2021 10:10am)
  • Lol Balornock is hardly a shitehole. by swoombliss (Tue 18th May 2021 5:10pm)
  • I hardly play games, but played a few online matches while waiting on my Internet getting installed. It was fine. Just make sure you're not tethered to any other devices or your ping will drop. by swoombliss (Tue 18th May 2021 7:00pm)
  • Link that shit by swoombliss (Tue 18th May 2021 11:21pm)
  • Dennistoun is dear as fuck. It's near enough West End prices in some parts. by swoombliss (Wed 19th May 2021 7:23pm)
  • A man tried to speak to me there. He had a Glaswegian accent. AVOID. by swoombliss (Wed 19th May 2021 7:22pm)
  • Royston. by swoombliss (Wed 19th May 2021 7:24pm)
  • 30 years is quite a bit by swoombliss (Wed 19th May 2021 11:48pm)
  • Nice one. by swoombliss (Thu 20th May 2021 7:32pm)
  • You raging mate? by swoombliss (Fri 21st May 2021 2:35pm)
  • Cheers Southside, now my son's crying. by swoombliss (Fri 21st May 2021 4:17pm)
  • As long as you don't run round to his house in your flimsy shorts, you'll be fine. by swoombliss (Fri 21st May 2021 7:13pm)
  • If it's Glasgow uni students, surely you can just bark at them full blast from the window. They'll shit themselves. by swoombliss (Tue 25th May 2021 9:25am)
  • I got mines injected directly to the eyeball for maximum effect. Hope this helps. by swoombliss (Tue 25th May 2021 9:32am)
  • It's honestly pish. Is the weather always like this in late May? I have no concept of time due to lockdown. by swoombliss (Tue 25th May 2021 9:31am)
  • Thought so. May was usually when the weather turned. Not expecting it to be scorching or anything, but I had to put the heating on for half an hour last night. In late May. Mental. by swoombliss (Tue 25th May 2021 9:38am)
  • Castlemilk Community Church. Will pick it up. 0141 630 1938 by swoombliss (Wed 26th May 2021 5:57pm)
  • DELETED You cried? by swoombliss (Thu 27th May 2021 2:10pm)
  • Birthday caird pish by swoombliss (Fri 28th May 2021 2:34pm)
  • I feel as though that now that they've got their votes from us, they can do whatever the fuck they want. SNP has always been a means to an end for me in terms of getting independence in the future. They can fuck off after that's done. by swoombliss (Fri 28th May 2021 3:05pm)
  • Burger King is better, but it's dear as fuck. by swoombliss (Sat 29th May 2021 1:09pm)
  • Do you think it's him? I've never really took notice but my pal's da gave me the CD years ago and I found them hilarious. by swoombliss (Sun 30th May 2021 9:26am)
  • Teuchter patter by swoombliss (Sun 30th May 2021 4:09pm)
  • Typical dour Glaswegian thought process. by swoombliss (Mon 31st May 2021 1:39pm)
  • Have you seen some of the folk that hang about down at the Clyde? by swoombliss (Mon 31st May 2021 7:22pm)
  • I spent 5+ hours a day cleaning after work to make sure I got my deposit back. I'm a tight fisted swine though. No chance am I paying someone to clean for me. Did this with a couple of flats & always got my full deposit back. by swoombliss (Mon 31st May 2021 7:45pm)
  • Ha, my landlord made a similar comment after they inspected the flat. "There's some dust in the bedroom, but it's fine". Cheeky bastard. It's an old as fuck tenement. Honestly the dustiest, most hellish flat I've ever lived in. Plus, it was lying empty for at least 2 weeks before they inspected it so of course there's going to be a bit of dust. Still got the deposit back though. No doubt my landlord has increased the rent and not bothered their arse redecorating the place, despite it badly needing done. by swoombliss (Mon 31st May 2021 9:12pm)
  • So can you just wander into the pub like you normally would? Is this freedom? by swoombliss (Tue 1st Jun 2021 2:47pm)
  • Cheers. by swoombliss (Tue 1st Jun 2021 3:11pm)
  • And a crate of Tennents as well. Scottish summer, int it? by swoombliss (Fri 4th Jun 2021 11:54am)
  • [Stop it. DON'T. OPEN. THAT. DOOR.](https://youtu.be/X2l4LK1hK0U?t=15) by swoombliss (Sat 5th Jun 2021 9:21am)
  • [Apparently we're all anti-English arseholes up here. Don't you dare open your mouth if you've got an English accent in a Scottish pub; a crowd might gather.](https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/nsehbz/driver_called_english_prick_by_scottish_boss_wins/) by swoombliss (Sat 5th Jun 2021 11:02am)
  • This a sex hing? by swoombliss (Sat 5th Jun 2021 3:38pm)
  • They hate us cause they ain't us by swoombliss (Sat 5th Jun 2021 4:38pm)
  • Have a mate who's stayed up there for years. Never had any problems. Plus you're right in the City Centre, so easy access to everything. You'll have a concierge station as well. by swoombliss (Tue 8th Jun 2021 12:30pm)
  • He's a wank? by swoombliss (Tue 8th Jun 2021 2:17pm)
  • How sarcastic are some of these replies. A lot of you don't do yourselves any favours. by swoombliss (Thu 10th Jun 2021 2:11pm)
  • Who told you to lie about your ethnicity? You have some toxic people around you if that's their advice lol. You'll honestly be fine. Glasgow has a huge Middle Eastern population but even then, no one is going to explicity point out & be annoyed that you're from a different country. by swoombliss (Sat 12th Jun 2021 9:52am)
  • Any other meeting I could've had a "migraine". Unfortunately, this is an important one. Bet the person who's holding it kicking themselves now as well! by swoombliss (Mon 14th Jun 2021 12:37pm)
  • Arseholes in work have decided to have a Zoom meeting at 1430. Bastards. by swoombliss (Mon 14th Jun 2021 12:34pm)
  • There's only going to me & a couple of other people in the meeting. I'm fucked. by swoombliss (Mon 14th Jun 2021 1:06pm)
  • Have you checked your online account? It gives you a breakdown of your balance & when your direct debits are released to the Council. by swoombliss (Mon 14th Jun 2021 8:24pm)
  • Is it a hostel or a flat? Both completely different settings. by swoombliss (Wed 16th Jun 2021 2:04pm)
  • Temp flat can be anywhere in Glasgow, so it's difficult to say how your experiences will be within them. Some hostels are definitely worse than others. The one in Ibrox is a total den, and the one's in the West End aren't much better either. There's staff on 24/7 though so that's a positive. Hopefully your partner & you get word of a temp flat! Sorry if my reply is a bit dour. by swoombliss (Wed 16th Jun 2021 2:11pm)
  • Good on you! by swoombliss (Thu 17th Jun 2021 7:16pm)
  • I went to that indoor skatepark up near Sighthill/Springburn and had a great time. Barely skated in my life. Just chanced it and had a good time! You can rent boards from there. The name of the place is slipping my mind. by swoombliss (Thu 17th Jun 2021 9:20pm)
  • As well as everyone on r/Glasgow by the looks of it. by swoombliss (Fri 18th Jun 2021 11:06am)
  • Aye, sorry OP. Definitely avoid moving there if you want to keep your sanity. Westmuir Street is like the wild west. by swoombliss (Sat 19th Jun 2021 9:26am)
  • Same - and about a billion people gawping. Why do people feel the need to hang around and watch? by swoombliss (Sat 19th Jun 2021 7:14pm)
  • Are you sure your partner has been paying their Council Tax? Your wages can be arrested if you rack up a certain number of arrears. by swoombliss (Sat 19th Jun 2021 7:18pm)
  • It's just ignorant though. There's no need to sit and stare. Poor guy was blue in the face & surrounded by paramedics. Just let them do their job & walk on - He's getting all the help he can get already. by swoombliss (Sat 19th Jun 2021 9:19pm)
  • Honestly, you're better off arranging a call back. I've used it a few times cause I was having issues with them a while back. Got it sorted after speaking with someone though. https://appointments.glasgow.gov.uk/services/1921d2cc978d8409072aad20c626c9477cd515c1460226ab2646680c6105502f by swoombliss (Sat 19th Jun 2021 9:58pm)
  • Getting flashbacks to Internacionale here. I remember getting a skateboard from there back in the day. Think that was around the time there was a basketball court in JD / JJB Sports. Good times. by swoombliss (Mon 21st Jun 2021 9:14am)
  • Cursed image. Tf is this from?! by swoombliss (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 10:43am)
  • I'm getting flashbacks of watching that construction site from the top of Buchanan Galleries. How the f was that 13 years ago?! by swoombliss (Fri 25th Jun 2021 5:28pm)
  • This thread is giving me massive nostalgia. Mind getting the Getaway for PS2 in that Dixons. by swoombliss (Fri 25th Jun 2021 5:31pm)
  • Yep. Got a pack from a chemist in Partick. They should all be doing them now. by swoombliss (Fri 25th Jun 2021 5:44pm)
  • This thread is proof that a lot of yous are complete wallopers. by swoombliss (Sun 27th Jun 2021 6:48pm)
  • You'll get a wafer and you'll be happy with it by swoombliss (Sun 27th Jun 2021 6:47pm)
  • I was fine with my first, but the second one gave me chills. Had to sit with a blanket over me in the middle of summer. by swoombliss (Mon 28th Jun 2021 9:09am)
  • My granda used to sound like a doberman barking when he spoke. by swoombliss (Mon 28th Jun 2021 6:26pm)
  • The 2, 60, 61 and sometimes the 240 can be a bit mental by swoombliss (Mon 28th Jun 2021 10:02pm)
  • You love it really. Something for you to moan about. by swoombliss (Tue 29th Jun 2021 10:27am)
  • We were paying 80 a month for gas and electric in a one bedroom tenement. Now paying around 60 in a newish build. by swoombliss (Tue 29th Jun 2021 1:14pm)
  • Ha, they'd know all about it if they lived in a "rough" area. by swoombliss (Thu 1st Jul 2021 9:23am)
  • It's roasting. by swoombliss (Thu 1st Jul 2021 4:45pm)
  • Jakes by swoombliss (Thu 1st Jul 2021 8:02pm)
  • I've lived in tenements all my life and never had mice. Sounds like I've been lucky. by swoombliss (Sun 4th Jul 2021 10:42pm)
  • Just Another Saturday, Just A Boy's Game - A lot of the old 'Play For Today' films are class. by swoombliss (Thu 8th Jul 2021 8:29am)
  • Haw McCafferty... YER TEA'S OOT by swoombliss (Thu 8th Jul 2021 9:27am)
  • OP clearly came to the wrong forum judging by these replies. You's are aw pure helpful. by swoombliss (Thu 8th Jul 2021 8:28pm)
  • Gary Barlow looking like he's been taking the frankie vallies by swoombliss (Thu 8th Jul 2021 8:32pm)
  • Keep meaning to check this shop out. Cheers for the reminder! by swoombliss (Fri 9th Jul 2021 6:36pm)
  • I've been glugging it as usual and not noticed any difference. I'll keep this in mind next time. by swoombliss (Sat 10th Jul 2021 9:35am)
  • Was Jock Stein not a protestant? There ye are by swoombliss (Sat 10th Jul 2021 1:43pm)
  • I was thinking maybe a B-Scare (too paranoid to write it out on the internet) haha. But it was casual - no panicking. If they are recruiting, I'm a bit offended that they never spoke to me when I walked past them (not that I'd join) ha. by swoombliss (Mon 12th Jul 2021 1:40pm)
  • Makes sense, cheers. by swoombliss (Mon 12th Jul 2021 3:30pm)
  • Same. Up & down all night. Bastard. by swoombliss (Thu 15th Jul 2021 8:07am)
  • You raging? by swoombliss (Thu 15th Jul 2021 7:09pm)
  • BHF is dear as fuck. You're better off going to the Salvation Army, or taking a walk past the Crow Road junction to the wee second hand shops there. by swoombliss (Fri 16th Jul 2021 9:14am)
  • Perfect, thanks! by swoombliss (Fri 16th Jul 2021 9:59am)
  • Lookin aw smart with their black jaikets by swoombliss (Mon 19th Jul 2021 9:28am)
  • Kelvingrove, and the wee one across from it on Kelvin Way. Think it's still technically part of Kelvingrove but it feels like a separate park & is usually quieter. by swoombliss (Mon 19th Jul 2021 9:26am)
  • I find that if they extend the initial delivery time of the delivery, it's just no happening. Honestly the worst cunts in the business. by swoombliss (Tue 20th Jul 2021 7:42am)
  • Well done Graham. You've fucked your career and legacy for the most ridiculous reason ever. Tit. by swoombliss (Tue 20th Jul 2021 7:14pm)
  • >Don't walk North, nothing but misery there. Roughest (most dangerous) parts of the city up North Cheers for making me feel like a gangster by swoombliss (Wed 21st Jul 2021 8:35pm)
  • Can you post screenshots? I'm sure I dealt with this a while ago before I moved. by swoombliss (Fri 23rd Jul 2021 8:22am)
  • And am aff next week. YASSSS. by swoombliss (Fri 23rd Jul 2021 12:54pm)
  • Tuechters. by swoombliss (Sat 24th Jul 2021 5:24pm)
  • I used Uber once, and thanks to the shitey surge prices, I ended up paying £20 from Maryhill to Partick. Never used them again after that. by swoombliss (Mon 26th Jul 2021 9:16am)
  • Depending on your income, you might be able to apply to the Scottish Welfare Fund. You'll get it all for free and they'll fit the washing machine in too. https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=17160 by swoombliss (Tue 27th Jul 2021 1:41pm)
  • Gonna look into this. Cheers! by swoombliss (Thu 29th Jul 2021 10:17pm)
  • Band G?? Ooft, that must sting! Do the bands go any higher than that? by swoombliss (Sat 31st Jul 2021 10:14am)
  • Is this 2011? by swoombliss (Sat 31st Jul 2021 7:57pm)
  • Park Bar is class. Always loved that wee pub when I was up that way. by swoombliss (Sun 1st Aug 2021 9:30am)
  • Feel like there's a few names on here that always have to get involved in these threads if anyone dares to question their beloved Rangers. by swoombliss (Sun 1st Aug 2021 11:05am)
  • Clutch they pearls tighter. by swoombliss (Sun 1st Aug 2021 3:41pm)
  • Aye, seems like a bit of a walloper by swoombliss (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 10:39am)
  • If it's still a thing I'm defo going by swoombliss (Wed 4th Aug 2021 11:01pm)
  • Seriously? That is dangerous. I know what I'm doing tomorrow. by swoombliss (Thu 5th Aug 2021 6:30pm)
  • You'll just get knocked back. by swoombliss (Thu 5th Aug 2021 8:13pm)
  • Right I need to ask this. I'm from Glasgow, and everybody I know from Glasgow calls them totties. How come everybody on this sub calls them tatties?! by swoombliss (Fri 6th Aug 2021 8:15am)
  • North Glasgow. Asked a few folk in work (from Drumchapel, Eastend etc) and they all agree that it's totties. This is what my life has come to. by swoombliss (Fri 6th Aug 2021 9:12am)
  • Away back to the Louden with your Farmfoods bags by swoombliss (Sat 7th Aug 2021 8:02pm)
  • Was always good for a laugh. I underestimated the amount of shagging that is happening in parks. by swoombliss (Mon 9th Aug 2021 3:24pm)
  • Jealous of your view. Belter. by swoombliss (Mon 9th Aug 2021 10:00pm)
  • Bitterness. That's how it comes across anyway. by swoombliss (Tue 10th Aug 2021 6:04pm)
  • Sounds like the guy might speak English as a second language. Could be talking a lot of shite though. by swoombliss (Tue 10th Aug 2021 8:53pm)
  • That's a shame. Fuckin jakey cunt. by swoombliss (Wed 11th Aug 2021 3:53pm)
  • Still a dump. by swoombliss (Wed 11th Aug 2021 3:58pm)
  • Mate, we're in Glasgow. Cunts from Glasgow can't behave in their own country properly. Gie it a rest. by swoombliss (Wed 11th Aug 2021 8:12pm)
  • Exactly. Miserable as fuck these people. by swoombliss (Fri 13th Aug 2021 7:45pm)
  • Ha, I don't think it's amazing. I also don't think it's anywhere near as bad as this sub makes out. I'd rather live here than some shitehole down South. by swoombliss (Fri 13th Aug 2021 8:06pm)
  • Great link. by swoombliss (Sat 14th Aug 2021 12:14pm)
  • This is it. End the thread. by swoombliss (Sun 15th Aug 2021 2:59am)
  • You should be able to get a Crisis Grant from the Scottish Welfare Fund. I don't think they work at the weekend, but you can give them a phone tomorrow, or do the online application. You'll get a decision within 24 hours. https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=17160 Phone: 0141 276 1177 by swoombliss (Sun 15th Aug 2021 9:34am)
  • Got a mild case of the fear this morning. Brilliant. by swoombliss (Sun 15th Aug 2021 9:51am)
  • I had a scotch pie from Greggs, it was pish. by swoombliss (Wed 18th Aug 2021 4:55pm)
  • Was in the new one yesterday. It's pish - barely any choice at all now. Same with the Hamley's in St. Enoch Centre. Literally just a small room. by swoombliss (Fri 20th Aug 2021 8:48am)
  • Up the escalator when you come into St. Enoch Centre from near the subway station. It's downsized & only has the one wee tiny room now. by swoombliss (Fri 20th Aug 2021 9:23am)
  • Good. That's the way I like it. by swoombliss (Sat 21st Aug 2021 5:52pm)
  • Aye we get it. There's a post on this sub every other day about it. by swoombliss (Sat 21st Aug 2021 7:12pm)
  • Don't read threads on this sub. You'll get a skewed version of Glasgow. I'm from here and it's a great place to live. Everything you'll ever need and great nightlife. by swoombliss (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 1:04pm)
  • Good idea lol. by swoombliss (Sun 22nd Aug 2021 1:22pm)
  • Just a quick question as well. I'm looking to book flights to Amsterdam, and noticed that you still have to quarintine up on arrival. Checked Germany too and it says the same thing. Did you quarintine when you got there? I'm desperate to get away lol. by swoombliss (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 7:41pm)
  • Cause no one is actually Glaswegian here. If a guy calls you doll, he's taking the piss. If a woman calls you doll, it can be seen as a term of endearment. Sounds outdated as fuck, but that's how it goes. by swoombliss (Tue 24th Aug 2021 4:49pm)
  • Kaf and Absolute Roasters in Partick. Morning Glory, Papercup and Roots n Fruits on Great Western Road. by swoombliss (Fri 27th Aug 2021 9:22am)
  • Downvoted for not being a goon. by swoombliss (Fri 27th Aug 2021 4:22pm)
  • I think I'd go off my nut if I were to retire to somewhere like Arran. Even St. Andrews. Lovely places to visit, but absolutely heehaw to do after a while. by swoombliss (Sat 28th Aug 2021 1:34pm)
  • Used to watch it at the Park Bar up Finnieston. Not sure if they're still showing it. by swoombliss (Sat 28th Aug 2021 2:38pm)
  • Just looked it up. A population of 163. Suppose you need something to do to pass the time... by swoombliss (Sat 28th Aug 2021 8:08pm)
  • He's obviously taking the piss. by swoombliss (Sat 28th Aug 2021 9:59pm)
  • The Ark's been open for ages. Pretty sure they've done it all up too. by swoombliss (Sun 29th Aug 2021 9:26am)
  • I don't see what the big deal is about people asking these kinda questions by posts. It's not as if this sub is jam packed with content. by swoombliss (Sun 29th Aug 2021 9:31am)
  • DELETED They posted this at 2am. The life of a reddit mod. by swoombliss (Sun 29th Aug 2021 11:32am)
  • Naw it's no by swoombliss (Sun 29th Aug 2021 1:14pm)
  • That was me mate, sorry. by swoombliss (Mon 30th Aug 2021 9:17am)
  • Spiders I can deal with. It's those bastardin moths that give me the fear. The ones that sound like birds flapping about. by swoombliss (Mon 30th Aug 2021 8:56pm)
  • There's a billion more jakey bits of Glasgow than Shettleston. Aye it can be a bit mental, but I'd rather live there than even Parkhead. by swoombliss (Tue 31st Aug 2021 3:18pm)
  • It really is fine. At the start of lockdown aye, it might have been a bit eery. by swoombliss (Mon 6th Sep 2021 1:52pm)
  • All the women in my family can sing like this. Fuck, even the men too. Every Xmas is like that Billy Connolly bit about singing at parties. by swoombliss (Mon 6th Sep 2021 9:16pm)
  • You got it in one lol. And when they try to talk "slang", it's like nails down a chalk board. Even saying 'aye' is enough to illicit one of these faces - https://makeagif.com/i/jedHLv by swoombliss (Tue 7th Sep 2021 9:58am)
  • Did Ian Connell & Rab Florence not write for Chewin The Fat as well? I'm sure they've been working at the BBC for ages now. by swoombliss (Tue 7th Sep 2021 10:00am)
  • Is there any update with what happened to him? Can't believe the king is gone. by swoombliss (Wed 8th Sep 2021 9:21am)
  • Damn, had no idea he had addiction issues. by swoombliss (Wed 8th Sep 2021 9:43am)
  • Somebody should have told him he was the worst thing to happen to Still Game. by swoombliss (Wed 8th Sep 2021 9:10pm)
  • That's a mental story by swoombliss (Thu 9th Sep 2021 12:27am)
  • Tbf, he deserved it. That was a hilarious episode. by swoombliss (Thu 9th Sep 2021 11:32am)
  • She's utter pish as well. She has what, one song? I heard stories of her driving her Ferrari around Bishopbriggs. What a dick. by swoombliss (Thu 9th Sep 2021 11:37am)
  • I use the Network Private Hire app. Usually don't have to wait too long & can book in advance. Their number is 0141 557 1110. by swoombliss (Fri 10th Sep 2021 9:28am)
  • Agreed. These types of threads are good for a laugh. But naw, the mods have to fuck it up constantly and remove all the good shit. by swoombliss (Fri 10th Sep 2021 8:07pm)
  • Shitebag. by swoombliss (Fri 10th Sep 2021 8:13pm)
  • I done it for maybe 2-3 months when I was younger. It was brutal. The chefs were all brand new, but the hours & pay were utter shite. by swoombliss (Sat 11th Sep 2021 9:15am)
  • I think people do forgot that coke is addictive before it's far too late. It's so normalised that I don't even blink an eye if someone is taking it. by swoombliss (Sat 11th Sep 2021 9:19pm)
  • Something else happened? by swoombliss (Sun 12th Sep 2021 9:23am)
  • Just wait till winter. It'll put hairs on your chest. by swoombliss (Sun 12th Sep 2021 3:18pm)
  • Mind standing waiting a bus round there years ago on a Saturday night. Mad cunt just walks up and sucker punches this other guy outta nowhere. The other guy absolutely leathered him. It was glorious. by swoombliss (Sun 12th Sep 2021 8:48pm)
  • Aye two mins by swoombliss (Mon 13th Sep 2021 10:08pm)
  • Oh look, another comment about how much of a dump Glasgow is. We get it. by swoombliss (Fri 17th Sep 2021 3:31pm)
  • 34 marches is fucking insane. What's the big occassion? by swoombliss (Sat 18th Sep 2021 9:47am)
  • Acting like you're pure hard done by lol by swoombliss (Sat 18th Sep 2021 12:44pm)
  • Everywhere. Raging. by swoombliss (Sat 18th Sep 2021 12:52pm)
  • I got caught there years ago with a green jacket on. Safe to say I was absolutely shitting myself. Had to take the backroads up to the Gallowgate to feel safe (of all places) lol. by swoombliss (Sat 18th Sep 2021 5:16pm)
  • Aye, I'm a Celtic fan and love a good orange walk. by swoombliss (Sat 18th Sep 2021 5:20pm)
  • Don't hold your breath. Oh, but she did come out in support of Janey Godley which I found a bit weird. by swoombliss (Sun 19th Sep 2021 11:33am)
  • Biggest city in Scotland maybe? by swoombliss (Sun 19th Sep 2021 8:27pm)
  • Little Curry House is my favourite. Mother India a close second. by swoombliss (Wed 22nd Sep 2021 10:04am)
  • It's at the very bottom of Byres Road. You're thinking of Wee Curry Shop (I always mix them up too!). by swoombliss (Wed 22nd Sep 2021 10:15am)
  • You'll love it, it's class! I'm holding off til the end of the month. by swoombliss (Wed 22nd Sep 2021 7:48pm)
  • Used to be. I got accosted there many years ago by a woman in a tracky. She was charging £30 a go. I didn't even ask her, she just came out of nowhere and hit me with the price list. by swoombliss (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 7:18pm)
  • My pal has stayed up those flats since the early 2000s and said that him & the residents had a big campaign to kick the prostitutes out. by swoombliss (Fri 24th Sep 2021 12:14pm)
  • It's been smelling shitey the last few days. Thought someone took a phantom shite in my toilet. by swoombliss (Fri 24th Sep 2021 7:14pm)
  • This is what I do and I've never waited long in getting a flat. Sit like a madman and refresh Gumtree, Rightmove etc. Phone them, don't email. Get the first available viewing they have. by swoombliss (Fri 24th Sep 2021 9:49pm)
  • West End has been smelling particularly shitey these past few days by swoombliss (Sat 25th Sep 2021 1:33am)
  • Anyone able to recommend a decent brand of square sausages? Fancy making a fry-up this morning, but those Malcolm Allen (& whatever the other popular brands are) don't hit the spot. As Victor McDade would say; "They're piss thin". by swoombliss (Sat 25th Sep 2021 10:14am)
  • Butchers it is then. Cheers. by swoombliss (Sat 25th Sep 2021 10:46am)
  • DELETED Are you thinking of the new Batman with Rob Pattinson? by swoombliss (Mon 27th Sep 2021 10:31pm)
  • Ben Nevis, Snaffle Bit, Park Bar, Islay Inn. Just realised that there's a chance that all those pubs could have bands playing. by swoombliss (Tue 28th Sep 2021 2:41pm)
  • How else would they feel like big men? by swoombliss (Tue 28th Sep 2021 5:53pm)
  • Probably somewhere like Bollywood Spice. Usual tandoori stuff. by swoombliss (Wed 29th Sep 2021 9:42pm)
  • It's been a while since I've been in, but always loved the Park Bar up Finnieston. All the Highlander pubs are brilliant up there. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Sep 2021 8:05am)
  • Finally. Something to be proud of. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Sep 2021 12:42pm)
  • Still cringe at that. She should be ashamed of herself. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Sep 2021 4:33pm)
  • How is it? Everybody I know has been abroad. You'd be the odd one out if you hadn't been away. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Sep 2021 5:25pm)
  • Fair do's. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Sep 2021 5:48pm)
  • Shandwick is Springburn Shopping Centre on steroids. Couldn't believe how similar they were when I first went in. by swoombliss (Fri 1st Oct 2021 3:48pm)
  • At least it's just students. Not a threat at all. Just lean out the window and bark at them. by swoombliss (Fri 1st Oct 2021 9:09pm)
  • Why not? Regards, Jimmy "The Shagger" McNulty by swoombliss (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 11:20am)
  • Nae sauce? by swoombliss (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 9:56pm)
  • Usually they can't offer an appointment that day, but will slot you in at a later date. Weird that your GP isn't even giving you that option. by swoombliss (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 10:39pm)
  • Welcome to the Southside. by swoombliss (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 2:02pm)
  • It's a bit shite. by swoombliss (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 9:49pm)
  • It's a hill that I'll die on that Dennistoun doesn't deserve the praise it gets. You're stuck between Duke St, Haghill and the parade. Decent area but not as interesting, or trendy, as people make it out to be. by swoombliss (Mon 4th Oct 2021 12:57pm)
  • Look up "Legit BBC Scotland" on YouTube. by swoombliss (Mon 4th Oct 2021 3:26pm)
  • I've had it for more than a week. Today's one of the worst I've felt it. Pounding headache and coughing like a motherfucker. I had to go for a PCR test yesterday so hopefully it's not the 'rona. by swoombliss (Wed 6th Oct 2021 10:40am)
  • It's no. If you're in Dennistoun then that's yer whack. by swoombliss (Fri 8th Oct 2021 8:10pm)
  • There are definitely fuds that sit on machines for long periods of time though. Not sure what their plan is but they're not there to work out. by swoombliss (Sat 9th Oct 2021 2:02pm)
  • How is that possible? by swoombliss (Sat 9th Oct 2021 2:00pm)
  • Thank you for the tips. Very helpful. by swoombliss (Sat 9th Oct 2021 2:17pm)
  • If we all thought like you, the world would be a better place. Thank you. by swoombliss (Sat 9th Oct 2021 4:38pm)
  • Go here: /r/AskUK by swoombliss (Sun 10th Oct 2021 10:47am)
  • Stinking of shite and baw sweat, with skitters and pish all over the pan. Defo 0/5 by swoombliss (Mon 11th Oct 2021 9:43am)
  • Naw. by swoombliss (Mon 11th Oct 2021 2:50pm)
  • Sorry I can't help too much, but were you referred to "We Are With You" (used to be called Addaction)? If not, I know that they do good work. https://www.wearewithyou.org.uk/services/glasgow-north-east/ I'm sure they cover several areas in Glasgow. There's a phone number on that page. I'd get in touch with them tomorrow and explain what you've written here. All the best! by swoombliss (Mon 11th Oct 2021 9:08pm)
  • Brace yourself. by swoombliss (Tue 12th Oct 2021 12:21pm)
  • Reform, Lamar. by swoombliss (Tue 12th Oct 2021 11:20pm)
  • Network Private Hire is my go to. I'm sure they cover city wide. by swoombliss (Sat 16th Oct 2021 11:37pm)
  • App. It's called Network PH on the Play Store. Phone number is 0141 557 1110. by swoombliss (Sun 17th Oct 2021 4:52pm)
  • I've noticed some of the McDonald's workers talking to the Just Eat/Uber Eats folk as if they were dirt. Thankless job. by swoombliss (Sun 17th Oct 2021 5:12pm)
  • Have you tried using the call back option on their website? https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=26424 Scroll down & you'll see 'Council Tax Callback application'. by swoombliss (Thu 21st Oct 2021 9:08pm)
  • Aye, they're useless through the live chat. I've done the call back a couple of times and they've actually been helpful and got my issues sorted. by swoombliss (Thu 21st Oct 2021 9:32pm)
  • Never understood why there was a Poundland at the 4 corners, then another one right across the road. by swoombliss (Thu 21st Oct 2021 11:30pm)
  • Anyone know where I can buy a set of shot glasses in the town? by swoombliss (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 9:41am)
  • Had it bad for 2 weeks. 3rd week was feeling better. Now I'm in the 4th and I'm coughing up shit and getting splitting headaches. Done a PCR so defo not covid. The old immune system isn't used to this shit. by swoombliss (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 6:16pm)
  • I think you're the only other person who agrees with me on this. I like Kevin Bridges, but you've hit the nail on the head with the Peter Kay of Glasgow lol. Frankie Boyle is on another level. by swoombliss (Tue 26th Oct 2021 10:29am)
  • Agreed. And aye, went last night. Was class! First time being to something like that so it was quite surreal. by swoombliss (Wed 27th Oct 2021 10:57am)
  • Listening to too much Dr. Dre. by swoombliss (Wed 27th Oct 2021 1:02pm)
  • Thank the lord by swoombliss (Wed 27th Oct 2021 10:00pm)
  • It's true haha. You'll be taught manners here, whether you like it or not. by swoombliss (Fri 29th Oct 2021 9:55am)
  • Belter mate by swoombliss (Fri 29th Oct 2021 7:01pm)
  • Done them by swoombliss (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:52pm)
  • You say that, but look at Botanic Gardens with Glasglow. Squirrels and birds must be shiting themselves. by swoombliss (Sun 31st Oct 2021 9:14pm)
  • It's a bloody disgrace them doing wheelies. by swoombliss (Sun 31st Oct 2021 9:46pm)
  • Just a bunch of shitebags that are too feart to stay in Glasgow by swoombliss (Mon 1st Nov 2021 4:09pm)
  • Take a joke ya gonk by swoombliss (Mon 1st Nov 2021 5:51pm)
  • Exactly. by swoombliss (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 7:47pm)
  • Naw it should be fine. Download the National Rail app and get real-time train times. by swoombliss (Thu 4th Nov 2021 1:44pm)
  • Why have they censored his face? lol by swoombliss (Sat 6th Nov 2021 10:13am)
  • What are yous doing with your bin bags? Our midden (do people still call it that?) is full to the brim and I don't want to be the first person to dump a bag that's not in the green bin. by swoombliss (Sun 7th Nov 2021 9:45am)
  • Lucky you! I've been sticking my foot in the bin trying to make more space, but it's definitely reached its capacity now. by swoombliss (Sun 7th Nov 2021 9:55am)
  • Fucking horrible to each other* by swoombliss (Sun 7th Nov 2021 5:54pm)
  • Just yer average Glasgae keely by swoombliss (Mon 8th Nov 2021 4:15pm)
  • It's fine though. We can just talk to our neighbours and agree to a massive game of Tetris to make sure that we can fit all of our rubbish in the bins. by swoombliss (Tue 9th Nov 2021 4:44pm)
  • That's cool. by swoombliss (Tue 9th Nov 2021 10:56pm)
  • Get it doon ye by swoombliss (Wed 10th Nov 2021 8:41pm)
  • This is a random question, but has anyone eaten from Subway on Byres Rd today? I've been feeling nauseous as fuck since around 1pm today. by swoombliss (Thu 11th Nov 2021 4:56pm)
  • Poor lassie! by swoombliss (Sun 14th Nov 2021 10:03am)
  • Total brass neck. Tacky as fuck. by swoombliss (Sun 14th Nov 2021 4:31pm)
  • A friend of a friend bought a flat in "Dennistoun". When I asked where, they said Walter Street lol. by swoombliss (Sun 14th Nov 2021 4:44pm)
  • No idea why you're being downvoted. This is what people do, Reddit. Get a grip of yourselves. It's for a 1 year old wean ffs. Sorry OP, don't have any suggestions. My pal got one for his wean years ago. I can ask around but you're better asking elsewhere! by swoombliss (Sun 14th Nov 2021 7:25pm)
  • Class. by swoombliss (Mon 15th Nov 2021 4:25pm)
  • It's never too early for a Fusilier. by swoombliss (Wed 17th Nov 2021 9:52pm)
  • I'm going to look into this. Fancy a wee change. Cheers! by swoombliss (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 8:20pm)
  • Nice. by swoombliss (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 10:15pm)
  • Fuckin love how everyone is having a mental breakdown in this thread. Simmer down. by swoombliss (Thu 25th Nov 2021 2:14pm)
  • That patter is infuriating. Stop. by swoombliss (Fri 26th Nov 2021 2:33pm)
  • I can see their point. Not fair to take it out on the staff though. by swoombliss (Sat 27th Nov 2021 9:26am)
  • See if I see someone write "tattie" scone again, I'm going to go off my nut. It's TOTTIE ya reprobates. by swoombliss (Sat 27th Nov 2021 4:29pm)
  • Also, pointing with your leg instead of your hand. by swoombliss (Mon 29th Nov 2021 5:08pm)
  • Video of a guy sitting on the one of the bollards. And by sitting, I mean inserting it right up his arse. by swoombliss (Mon 29th Nov 2021 5:05pm)
  • Good guy by swoombliss (Tue 30th Nov 2021 6:52pm)
  • Partick Burgh Hall are doing them. by swoombliss (Wed 1st Dec 2021 2:51pm)
  • Ooft. They all defo have faces for traffic wardens & Police. by swoombliss (Wed 1st Dec 2021 3:53pm)
  • It really was shite though. Especially for the price. There was heehaw Christmassy about it. by swoombliss (Thu 2nd Dec 2021 5:38pm)
  • What is it we call it again? Aw aye. Shite patter. by swoombliss (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 12:37pm)
  • Oh my. by swoombliss (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 7:40pm)
  • About A Kebab by swoombliss (Sat 4th Dec 2021 10:34pm)
  • I love that this isn't supposed to be a pun. by swoombliss (Sat 4th Dec 2021 10:42pm)
  • Some of them can be cheeky bastards. Never had it happen to me personally, but have seen a few drivers get overly raging if someone didn't have their bus fare out on time. by swoombliss (Mon 6th Dec 2021 11:21am)
  • Folk have already mentioned it, but La Lanterna. You might be better going to the one on Great Western Road. It looks a lot nicer from the outside than the one on Hope Street. by swoombliss (Mon 6th Dec 2021 11:31am)
  • Is jakey still fine to use? by swoombliss (Mon 6th Dec 2021 4:40pm)
  • Defo HMRC by swoombliss (Fri 10th Dec 2021 1:44am)
  • For a one bedroom? You'd have to be a mug to pay that. by swoombliss (Fri 10th Dec 2021 7:43pm)
  • You're at it. by swoombliss (Sat 11th Dec 2021 12:08pm)
  • How to save Sauchiehall Street: Relocate Geek Retreat by swoombliss (Sun 12th Dec 2021 7:53pm)
  • The worst offender is that shop on Crow Rd. Gie It Laldy or something. Fulla the Glesgae banter. by swoombliss (Mon 13th Dec 2021 10:35am)
  • Frig off Berb by swoombliss (Wed 15th Dec 2021 10:47am)
  • The 90 & the 8 are the least reliable bus services in Glasgow. I'd honestly rather just get a taxi or walk than wait on one of them showing up. by swoombliss (Wed 15th Dec 2021 11:37pm)
  • Some photo by swoombliss (Sun 19th Dec 2021 11:07pm)
  • Imagine name dropping your rich uncle by swoombliss (Sun 19th Dec 2021 11:23pm)
  • I think that sounds fine tbf. Don't reheat the rice though. by swoombliss (Tue 21st Dec 2021 4:55pm)
  • I'm with you. Home Alone is class. by swoombliss (Thu 23rd Dec 2021 9:56pm)
  • Surely somebody handed it in? Hope you get it. by swoombliss (Fri 24th Dec 2021 8:25pm)
  • How's it naive? I'm on the subway everyday. Barely see any jakies on it. by swoombliss (Fri 24th Dec 2021 9:01pm)
  • Kaf or Absolute Roasters for coffee. Hot Doughnut for breakfast/rolls. by swoombliss (Mon 27th Dec 2021 2:14pm)
  • Maybe outside Anderston train station? by swoombliss (Wed 29th Dec 2021 5:56pm)
  • How did everyone feel after their booster? I got mines yesterday and I'm sitting here burning up with a banging headache. Not sure if it's just an oddly warm morning or if I'm ill. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Dec 2021 8:46am)
  • Aye just saw your comment. Exact same symptoms. Let's hope they go away by Hogmanay! by swoombliss (Thu 30th Dec 2021 9:44am)
  • DELETED Cunts do mandy and suddenly think they're part of some movement by swoombliss (Thu 30th Dec 2021 5:27pm)
  • Aye, I had Pfizer the first two and Moderna for the booster. Was actually feeling no bad after I posted my original comment but now back to feeling like death. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Dec 2021 5:35pm)
  • Am I the only person who enjoyed their Hogmanay celebrations? by swoombliss (Sat 1st Jan 2022 11:13am)
  • He looks a billion years younger on the left. Mental. by swoombliss (Tue 4th Jan 2022 8:33pm)
  • [Their rolls are amazing](https://i.imgur.com/Zt9qsmr.jpeg) by swoombliss (Wed 5th Jan 2022 10:33pm)
  • My question is why you'd normally defend FirstBus. They're pish and always have been. by swoombliss (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:08am)
  • Shoulda drawn a massive boaby by swoombliss (Fri 7th Jan 2022 9:41pm)
  • Oh me oh my by swoombliss (Sat 8th Jan 2022 9:03pm)
  • I don't know if you're taking the piss but that's hilarious by swoombliss (Sun 9th Jan 2022 6:09pm)
  • My ma and da were never too strict when I was growing up, but I vividly remember we had a video of Billy and Albert that I was never allowed to watch. My ma called him a dirty man, vulgar etc. Nowadays we pish ourselves laughing at Billy Connolly and Frankie Boyle. Fuck knows what was so offensive about Billy and Albert. by swoombliss (Mon 10th Jan 2022 6:45pm)
  • Her face is like a combination of every middle management arsehole I've ever had to deal with in my life. Traumatised. by swoombliss (Mon 10th Jan 2022 6:59pm)
  • Same combination here. Fucked me right up for 3 days. by swoombliss (Tue 11th Jan 2022 2:29pm)
  • "where ye fae?" "Reddit ya fuckin bam" by swoombliss (Fri 14th Jan 2022 9:34am)
  • Think it's always been a problem in the West End. No doubt it'll be worse now cause bins aren't getting picked up. by swoombliss (Fri 14th Jan 2022 9:32am)
  • Park outside the flat. Wait for him to come out. Grab a hold of him and demand your stuff back. by swoombliss (Fri 14th Jan 2022 6:24pm)
  • I'm just laughing that if someone pissed them off slightly, they'd choke the fuck outta them till their blue in the face. Mental image in my head lol. by swoombliss (Sat 15th Jan 2022 9:41am)
  • Wear a red mera peak for extra camouflage by swoombliss (Sun 16th Jan 2022 9:41pm)
  • Agreed. Our neighbour used to it and it'd come right in our flat. Fuckin stinkin. by swoombliss (Sun 16th Jan 2022 9:40pm)
  • Cash Converters by swoombliss (Sun 16th Jan 2022 11:32pm)
  • We're allowed to slag it but you're no. Away you go fannybawz by swoombliss (Tue 18th Jan 2022 8:21pm)
  • Fucking delicious by swoombliss (Fri 21st Jan 2022 9:03pm)
  • Maryhill by swoombliss (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 12:51am)
  • Supermarkets, clothes shops, fast food places. by swoombliss (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 9:47am)
  • Is that the one with the naked swimming? by swoombliss (Mon 24th Jan 2022 8:49pm)
  • Got mines from Priceless Computing. There's a few PC shops in a row up near Finnieston. https://goo.gl/maps/tzyto9SVmAXF3Tf39 by swoombliss (Tue 25th Jan 2022 10:32am)
  • Pishing myself by swoombliss (Tue 25th Jan 2022 11:25pm)
  • I have no contributions, but thought this thread woulda been funnier by swoombliss (Fri 28th Jan 2022 8:32pm)
  • Heard of this a few times in the past. Vulnerable people losing control of their door. Phone the Police and they'll do a welfare check and potentially refer him to adult protection services. Fucking horrific for the poor guy. by swoombliss (Sat 29th Jan 2022 6:48pm)
  • I hold a plate over the sink to catch the crumbs. by swoombliss (Sat 29th Jan 2022 11:35pm)
  • Being evacuated from your flat is bad enough, but it'd be even worse on to do it in a Sunday by swoombliss (Sun 30th Jan 2022 8:32pm)
  • I'm in there quite a lot and always tip. Dirty robbing bastards! This thread is an eye opener. by swoombliss (Tue 1st Feb 2022 7:44pm)
  • What do you expect from a bunch of hippies? (joke btw) by swoombliss (Tue 1st Feb 2022 7:43pm)
  • It was I, Wullie Pie by swoombliss (Fri 4th Feb 2022 5:14pm)
  • Sounds like they might have a wee dod of COVID by swoombliss (Mon 7th Feb 2022 11:00am)
  • And yet they'll play mental dangerous as fuck places all over the world, but refuse to come to Scotland. by swoombliss (Sun 13th Feb 2022 10:06am)
  • I could be talking shite (can't be arsed Googling), but weren't Daft Punk discovered by Soma Records? by swoombliss (Sun 13th Feb 2022 10:11am)
  • Living the American dream by swoombliss (Mon 14th Feb 2022 11:10am)
  • Little Curry House by swoombliss (Mon 14th Feb 2022 5:49pm)
  • Probably settled down now and hopes to fuck that no one ever recognised him. by swoombliss (Mon 14th Feb 2022 5:50pm)
  • Suprised that Gerry Cinnamon isn't on there by swoombliss (Tue 15th Feb 2022 10:35am)
  • We'll all be shouting "SHAME" when we see you. Thank you Mr. Starmer. by swoombliss (Tue 15th Feb 2022 10:56am)
  • I'm up that way all the time and barely see any students. Usually families and people 30+. If you'd said Woodlands then aye, maybe. by swoombliss (Tue 15th Feb 2022 3:40pm)
  • Probably Clan Skates just off Dumbarton Rd. by swoombliss (Tue 15th Feb 2022 6:53pm)
  • Looks like Red Road Flats. by swoombliss (Wed 16th Feb 2022 11:46am)
  • We've finally caught up with America in terms of political tribalism. I've voted SNP in the last few elections, but I'll be the first to criticise them. People forget that you need to keep these politician cunts on their toes. by swoombliss (Thu 17th Feb 2022 10:44am)
  • Then she had the audacity to create another fable by swoombliss (Thu 17th Feb 2022 5:24pm)
  • Metal Gear? by swoombliss (Mon 21st Feb 2022 9:53am)
  • Paesano for pizza. People slag it on here, but it is really good. No delivery service though, so you'd have to sit-in or collect your order. by swoombliss (Mon 21st Feb 2022 10:26am)
  • It sounds daft in a Glaswegian accent. Buh-Rho by swoombliss (Thu 24th Feb 2022 9:49am)
  • Ooft by swoombliss (Sat 26th Feb 2022 10:08am)
  • Naw by swoombliss (Sun 27th Feb 2022 6:35pm)
  • I'll eat any shite but curry sauce over chips and cheese is a step too far by swoombliss (Tue 1st Mar 2022 12:51pm)
  • Phone the City Mission and the Simon Community Hub. I'm sure either will take them in. by swoombliss (Tue 1st Mar 2022 5:53pm)
  • Cheese meat... that's giving me the boak by swoombliss (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 9:43am)
  • For some reason, aye I do. by swoombliss (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 8:36pm)
  • Black taxis by swoombliss (Tue 8th Mar 2022 5:00pm)
  • Pure. West. by swoombliss (Wed 9th Mar 2022 11:01am)
  • Good guy. This is your best bet OP. You'll be jumping through hoops with the energy company before they eventually give you anything. by swoombliss (Fri 11th Mar 2022 10:02am)
  • "Fancy smashing a room?". Naw, I'm no a crackpot. Might have to send this over to my arsehole neighbour who loves arguing with himself. by swoombliss (Fri 11th Mar 2022 12:32pm)
  • The Big Yin. "HELLO YA WEE FANNY" by swoombliss (Sat 12th Mar 2022 9:53am)
  • Just phone the housing and ask them. They should be able to give you an answer there & then. by swoombliss (Sat 12th Mar 2022 11:47am)
  • I'm up Tollcross all the time and it doesn't look gentrified at all to me. The park is nice but apart from that, it's just like every other scheme here. by swoombliss (Sun 13th Mar 2022 4:21pm)
  • Did they at least say thanks? by swoombliss (Wed 16th Mar 2022 5:04pm)
  • Hello kind gentlesir. How much will it cost for you to fix my CV? I look forward to your reply my dear. by swoombliss (Thu 17th Mar 2022 5:07pm)
  • We've already established that. by swoombliss (Thu 17th Mar 2022 5:10pm)
  • Just some copy & paste spam about how they paid someone to fix their CV and how it ended up getting them their dream job. A lot of shite. by swoombliss (Fri 18th Mar 2022 8:53am)
  • She's well being exploited. Feel bad for her. by swoombliss (Sat 19th Mar 2022 1:46pm)
  • I'd have still cancelled them tbh. by swoombliss (Sun 20th Mar 2022 12:12pm)
  • He's making the water tower sound like Saracen Street by swoombliss (Thu 24th Mar 2022 2:16pm)
  • That first photo is amazing. Shame they got rid of that beautiful building. by swoombliss (Fri 25th Mar 2022 10:39am)
  • Paesano is well better than Pizza Punks (imo). by swoombliss (Sat 26th Mar 2022 9:20am)
  • DELETED The thought of being in a community whatsapp group with my neighbours gives me the fear. by swoombliss (Sat 26th Mar 2022 3:13pm)
  • Same with every other person on this sub. These people wake up raging. by swoombliss (Sun 27th Mar 2022 1:01pm)
  • Yaaasss by swoombliss (Sun 27th Mar 2022 5:19pm)
  • True story. Obviously I'd rather sit by myself but you gotta give up that privilege when it's busy. by swoombliss (Tue 29th Mar 2022 12:54pm)
  • Lucky. Nicely done. by swoombliss (Tue 29th Mar 2022 9:48pm)
  • Same here. Been a ton of times and it's always consistent. by swoombliss (Wed 30th Mar 2022 12:57pm)
  • Wash your mouth with whisky? Aye right. by swoombliss (Thu 31st Mar 2022 3:03pm)
  • Downvoted for being excited about one of the biggest games going. For shame. by swoombliss (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 9:07am)
  • Manchester in 2008, George Square when they won the league. Scotland's Shame. by swoombliss (Thu 7th Apr 2022 2:31pm)
  • DELETED My neighbour at the time slipped a note through with the flats whatsapp group. Couldn't think of anything worse. by swoombliss (Fri 8th Apr 2022 3:31pm)
  • DELETED I rent so don't mind about those things. by swoombliss (Fri 8th Apr 2022 6:55pm)
  • I'd watch this by swoombliss (Thu 14th Apr 2022 11:28pm)
  • Had no idea there were concerts at Ibrox. The Rangers must be skint. by swoombliss (Fri 15th Apr 2022 1:27pm)
  • The match isn't till tomorrow. Edit: My bad, Hearts & Hibs are on. Heads up my arse this morning. by swoombliss (Sat 16th Apr 2022 9:32am)
  • Don't be so miserable. Bet you're in your 20s and already acting like an old goat. by swoombliss (Sat 16th Apr 2022 12:42pm)
  • Jakey bastards. Never give money to folk on reddit. Don't fall for the sob story bullshit. by swoombliss (Wed 20th Apr 2022 1:25pm)
  • Also whoever sent them £40, you are off your nut. £40?? by swoombliss (Wed 20th Apr 2022 1:33pm)
  • Litter louts is outstanding patter by swoombliss (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 9:27am)
  • Slow down and pronounce your Ts. The amount of times I've had to repeat myself cause I've said something without sounding out the T lol. by swoombliss (Wed 27th Apr 2022 6:59pm)
  • Why that song though? It's ancient now by swoombliss (Wed 27th Apr 2022 9:22pm)
  • Anyone know where I can get a roll & sausage near Byres Road? I got one from Old Salty's ages ago but it was the saddest roll you'd ever seen for a ridiculous price. by swoombliss (Fri 29th Apr 2022 10:45am)
  • £40 is well too much to give your friend for a gift. Buy them a drink and just enjoy yourself. by swoombliss (Fri 29th Apr 2022 12:50pm)
  • Cheers mate. I'll go there next time. Ended up getting a Subway 😢 by swoombliss (Fri 29th Apr 2022 1:37pm)
  • Honestly puts me off buying looking at this. I grew up in tenements and they're pish. Freezing cold, arsehole neighbours (sometimes), constant problems. I'm in a new build now and would never go back to tenement living. I could never justify paying that for a flat. by swoombliss (Fri 29th Apr 2022 8:50pm)
  • Music hits different depending on the mood you're in. If a band that I really like puts out an album and it doesn't click at the start, I'll give it a couple of tries to see whether it's me or the album. I don't sit there hitting the repeat button, I'll space it out over a few days. by swoombliss (Sat 30th Apr 2022 10:47am)
  • DELETED Oh it's so rough in Bishopbriggs by swoombliss (Wed 4th May 2022 5:00pm)
  • Lmao at the west end going downhill. The safest, nicest area of the city. by swoombliss (Mon 9th May 2022 3:39pm)
  • Welcome to r/Glasgow. by swoombliss (Tue 10th May 2022 12:24pm)
  • Was through the town at 5am and it was near enough spotless. What's all the hullabaloo? by swoombliss (Sun 15th May 2022 6:35am)
  • I was bursting mate sorry by swoombliss (Sun 15th May 2022 7:14am)
  • Goodnight bears by swoombliss (Thu 19th May 2022 12:06am)
  • Jie obviously by swoombliss (Mon 23rd May 2022 2:16pm)
  • It is. Don't know why you're getting downvoted lol. by swoombliss (Mon 23rd May 2022 5:37pm)
  • Same people that say tattie scones instead of tottie. by swoombliss (Mon 23rd May 2022 6:02pm)
  • Face like a slapped arse by swoombliss (Mon 23rd May 2022 9:10pm)
  • Aye I remember this. Not a clue what it meant or where it came from lol. by swoombliss (Thu 26th May 2022 4:56pm)
  • I don't know how folk can have chips, cheese & curry sauce together. The thought of that gives me the boak. I usually just go for the standard sausage supper. by swoombliss (Sat 28th May 2022 9:30am)
  • The weather. Grim as fuck at times. by swoombliss (Sat 28th May 2022 9:21pm)
  • DELETED Controversial opinion but I don't think dogs should be allowed in cafes or restaurants. by swoombliss (Sun 29th May 2022 3:20pm)
  • We are the best but. by swoombliss (Sun 29th May 2022 3:35pm)
  • Saw that the other day as well. Bit much getting the weans involved. by swoombliss (Sun 5th Jun 2022 4:57pm)
  • It's the same pish all over the UK and Europe. by swoombliss (Sun 5th Jun 2022 5:07pm)
  • Is that her that just plays the same chord a billion times over? She's got to be one of the worst. by swoombliss (Sun 5th Jun 2022 9:30pm)
  • Yes, that's how most of us talk. by swoombliss (Mon 6th Jun 2022 5:08pm)
  • You've riled up the gap yah crowd with your comment. Good luck. by swoombliss (Mon 6th Jun 2022 5:19pm)
  • Calton is a bit of a dump. Not gonna lie. by swoombliss (Mon 6th Jun 2022 5:56pm)
  • Ah uhm* by swoombliss (Mon 6th Jun 2022 9:04pm)
  • Form a queue by swoombliss (Mon 6th Jun 2022 10:32pm)
  • Deodorant and a lighter by swoombliss (Tue 7th Jun 2022 1:07pm)
  • I liked it when the Art School Union was there. by swoombliss (Thu 9th Jun 2022 1:25pm)
  • This sub has devolved into that Next Door app. by swoombliss (Tue 21st Jun 2022 2:20pm)
  • You're doing it wrong. You need to make a new post and write out at least 6 paragraphs detailing the effect this has had on you. by swoombliss (Tue 21st Jun 2022 2:52pm)
  • Travelled around the world & yet it's Easterhouse that makes them shit themselves? I'm a wee bit proud. by swoombliss (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 8:45am)
  • Never been to that one. The one in the West End is nice but the portions are ridiculously small for the price. by swoombliss (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 10:27am)
  • I grew up in "dodgy" areas and this is just standard weekend behaviour. As others said, it's fannies being fannies. Nothing to worry about unless they're specifically targeting you. A lot of the wee fuds keep the fighting between themselves unless for some daft reason you decide to get yourself involved. by swoombliss (Sat 25th Jun 2022 9:53am)
  • Aye get a megathread made. These folk are ripping it. by swoombliss (Sat 25th Jun 2022 3:38pm)
  • Rangers song by swoombliss (Sat 25th Jun 2022 9:59pm)
  • Rogers on Byers Rd is decent. by swoombliss (Tue 28th Jun 2022 10:02pm)
  • Smelly wee bastards by swoombliss (Tue 28th Jun 2022 10:01pm)
  • No one says tattie here. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Jun 2022 10:33am)
  • Enjoyed listening to Green Day from my flat last night. Better than Ed Sheeran. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Jun 2022 10:31am)
  • Out of order. Get on the stage ya lazy bastards. by swoombliss (Fri 1st Jul 2022 10:07am)
  • Sometimes I catch myself saying shit like this & wonder where it comes from. "That's you", "So it is". It's all so poetic. by swoombliss (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 9:46am)
  • Had this a while ago. The guy was visibly raging cause I told him I wasn't interested. Could hear him huffing and puffing when I closed the door. Bellends. by swoombliss (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 4:50pm)
  • Did he just bump into some random or a mate? Strange if it was a random. Sorry for being a nosey bastard. by swoombliss (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 9:28pm)
  • I used to work round there years ago. Amulree Street was always quiet and looked quite nice. The only dodgy bit of Sandyhills would probably be up the high flats. The rest of it seems completely fine. by swoombliss (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 10:12am)
  • It's just a pain in the arse to even relax in it. Always heaving and you're arse to ankles with every other person. by swoombliss (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 10:18am)
  • Another one of these posts. We get it, Glasgow is a shitehole by swoombliss (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 3:39pm)
  • DELETED Heavily downvoted for the truth. There's a billion pubs in Glasgow. Maggie Mays is known for being a music pub so what do you expect? by swoombliss (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 8:39pm)
  • Brace yourself. We've been paying £60 p/m for years (gas & electric) and in the last few months, it's jumped from £90 to £120. Literally double the cost. Fuck knows how we're going to surivive if it keeps going up. by swoombliss (Mon 4th Jul 2022 1:35pm)
  • Aye but did you go to a Calvin school or a Tiesto school? by swoombliss (Mon 4th Jul 2022 8:54pm)
  • I'm just imagining these scenes playing out in the style of Jacob's Ladder. by swoombliss (Mon 4th Jul 2022 9:11pm)
  • He's always gubbed tbf by swoombliss (Mon 4th Jul 2022 9:49pm)
  • 88 from Buchanan Bus Station is regular. Then walk five minutes. Get off at the high flats in Springburn and cross the road. by swoombliss (Tue 5th Jul 2022 1:54pm)
  • All yous do in this sub is greet by swoombliss (Fri 8th Jul 2022 2:41pm)
  • Chugging myself silly by swoombliss (Fri 8th Jul 2022 4:38pm)
  • Haha yassss by swoombliss (Sat 9th Jul 2022 6:16pm)
  • Looking for love ❤️ by swoombliss (Sun 10th Jul 2022 2:18pm)
  • Living their best life by swoombliss (Sun 10th Jul 2022 3:34pm)
  • Love how you had to edit your comment. Did you forget how to spell wank? by swoombliss (Sun 10th Jul 2022 5:03pm)
  • [This thread makes for some fun morning reading](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/vvz8sx/glaswegians_arent_actually_all_that_nice/) by swoombliss (Mon 11th Jul 2022 9:59am)
  • These will never not be funny. The one where he's ordering a taxi with a stutter is hilarious as well. by swoombliss (Thu 14th Jul 2022 12:50pm)
  • Wits happened tae you son? by swoombliss (Sat 16th Jul 2022 11:40pm)
  • Posso just sounds mental. I know it's Possilpark, but who calls it that? Ibrox as well - bold as fuck name. by swoombliss (Sun 17th Jul 2022 11:22am)
  • No sorry. by swoombliss (Sun 17th Jul 2022 7:13pm)
  • I am poor old Wally in this situation. It sure is a hot one. by swoombliss (Mon 18th Jul 2022 7:32pm)
  • Fuck sake. I'd have a heart attack on the spot. by swoombliss (Mon 18th Jul 2022 9:45pm)
  • Glasgow isn't as much a dump as a lot of people on this sub make it out to be. by swoombliss (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:03pm)
  • Just walked through the town with my half Celtic / half Rangers top. Both fans applauded me. Hands across the divide 🤝 by swoombliss (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 1:09pm)
  • Instagram ads are scams 100% of the time by swoombliss (Wed 27th Jul 2022 9:52am)
  • Coming back from a holiday, it's definitely about the destination (especially when you're rough as fuck). by swoombliss (Fri 29th Jul 2022 8:09pm)
  • Glasgow is fine. Amsterdam on the other hand was stressful as fuck. Fuck KLM and their 45 minutes transfer times. I had to skip the queue like a reprobate and then only just made my flight with 5 minutes to spare before boarding. by swoombliss (Sat 30th Jul 2022 7:55pm)
  • Imagine your livelyhood was being a seedy, skanky con-artist arsehole. How do they keep getting away with this shit? by swoombliss (Sun 31st Jul 2022 9:04am)
  • White people rule the world. What else do you want? by swoombliss (Sun 31st Jul 2022 12:38pm)
  • Byers* by swoombliss (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 8:43pm)
  • Should have chased the bastards and ran them over by swoombliss (Tue 2nd Aug 2022 8:41pm)
  • Shitebag by swoombliss (Thu 4th Aug 2022 2:54pm)
  • I can understand why the weans go for them, but why are fully grown people puffing them? Buy an actual e-cigarette like an adult. by swoombliss (Sun 7th Aug 2022 9:51am)
  • Someone from Birmingham calling Glasgow a dump. Hilarious. by swoombliss (Sun 7th Aug 2022 2:58pm)
  • Calm doon Robocop by swoombliss (Sun 7th Aug 2022 2:57pm)
  • Same by swoombliss (Tue 9th Aug 2022 3:19pm)
  • Duke Street by swoombliss (Wed 10th Aug 2022 8:16pm)
  • I know both areas well. Do you have any specific streets in mind? by swoombliss (Fri 12th Aug 2022 8:02pm)
  • Is this Carron scheme in Springburn? Glad she got the weird fucker on camera. Hopefully everyone in the area is on high alert to get him. by swoombliss (Sat 13th Aug 2022 10:25am)
  • A roll and fish fingers? Don't know if that sounds amazing or honkin by swoombliss (Sat 13th Aug 2022 5:55pm)
  • Was it Gametex or something like that? I mind getting all my consoles chipped there. PS1, PS2 and Xbox. Good times. by swoombliss (Sat 13th Aug 2022 8:52pm)
  • 🤢 by swoombliss (Sat 13th Aug 2022 9:47pm)
  • You're honestly better off just buying a decent mod & tank. You can probably get a decent set-up for £30 if you go into a vape shop. I just stick to fruity flavours. Menthol is brutal in a vape. by swoombliss (Sun 14th Aug 2022 9:55am)
  • I bought mines from VPZ. Not the best vape shop but still got a good deal. I'm sure I got my Geekvape Aegis and tank for around £40, but you could prob get a cheaper model. I usually stick with Geekvape mods. I used to use Smok vapes but they're built terribly. You should check out /r/ecr_uk and see what they use. They're all pretty cheap these days. And yes, you can use nic salts. by swoombliss (Sun 14th Aug 2022 10:28am)
  • Aye tbf they are pish. It was a Sunday though and I was desperate at the time haha. by swoombliss (Sun 14th Aug 2022 12:25pm)
  • I might give him a go next time. I usually head further up and get a short back and sides for a tenner. 6.50 is ridiculously cheap lol. by swoombliss (Mon 15th Aug 2022 3:42pm)
  • Tell them to fuck off. It's no as if we speak perfect English here. by swoombliss (Wed 17th Aug 2022 8:01pm)
  • It goes deeper than that. Most of the Rangers fans in my work are more into it than I thought. Every nightout is at the lodge or a Rangers pub in the town. Every social event involves Rangers in some way. It's mental. by swoombliss (Wed 17th Aug 2022 8:11pm)
  • Haha aye. It's everything. Even funerals. Went to one years ago and they were blasting out Simply The Best & the church's interior, including coffin, was draped in Rangers scarfs. by swoombliss (Wed 17th Aug 2022 8:34pm)
  • Yep. And all the nosey neighbours out in the street. They're all loving it. by swoombliss (Thu 18th Aug 2022 12:31pm)
  • I can WFH 100% but I like going into the office at least twice a week. It's too boring sitting about the house all day. by swoombliss (Thu 18th Aug 2022 1:36pm)
  • Link to the video? by swoombliss (Sat 20th Aug 2022 5:51pm)
  • KITCHEN ROLL by swoombliss (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 6:37pm)
  • HEARD SOME CUNT STUCK A KITCHEN ROLL ON THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON. TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE. by swoombliss (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 7:02pm)
  • Agreed. I grew up in tenements (not the fancy Southside ones), moved out and lived in three other tenements. Out of all of those flats, only one had decent soundproofing. Could hear fucking everything in the others. I never realised how badly it was affecting my mental health until I moved into a new build. by swoombliss (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 4:58am)
  • Love all the Rangers fans saying it's fine & that everyone is overreacting. Ask a Rangers fan to move to Royston & you'll get the same reaction. by swoombliss (Mon 29th Aug 2022 10:37am)
  • Talking utter pish by swoombliss (Thu 1st Sep 2022 2:59pm)
  • Southside is full of wallopers by swoombliss (Thu 1st Sep 2022 2:58pm)
  • And get one item for the full amount of the card. by swoombliss (Thu 1st Sep 2022 3:07pm)
  • Argos has always been decently priced for what it is. by swoombliss (Sun 4th Sep 2022 1:42pm)
  • Just do what makes you feel comfortable. All of these Isa's are just wanting the gossip. by swoombliss (Tue 6th Sep 2022 10:14am)
  • There's still one in the inshops by swoombliss (Wed 7th Sep 2022 2:11pm)
  • So you're saying they have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on? by swoombliss (Thu 8th Sep 2022 8:39pm)
  • Black armbands on the flumes today folks (if you're lucky enough to be on holiday). by swoombliss (Fri 9th Sep 2022 9:25am)
  • Lmao by swoombliss (Sat 10th Sep 2022 12:35pm)
  • Fuckin hate those letters. I'm in a private let and it gives me the fear every time I get one. I fire it straight into the bin. by swoombliss (Sun 11th Sep 2022 9:14am)
  • Come into my work at lunch time. Folk eating buckets of KFC, large curries from the Chinese etc. I'm not saying I'm a picture of health, but I feel like Mr. Motivator compared to some of my fellow colleagues. by swoombliss (Sun 11th Sep 2022 9:16am)
  • Wee Davey from Duke Street is more famous than whoever that is by swoombliss (Sun 11th Sep 2022 5:48pm)
  • Never been a fan of Bloc. by swoombliss (Fri 16th Sep 2022 2:50pm)
  • That's exactly what it is. Middle class wallopers thinking they're whacky for drinking in an old man's boozer. by swoombliss (Fri 16th Sep 2022 2:57pm)
  • Until 8 o'clock by swoombliss (Fri 16th Sep 2022 8:16pm)
  • What a bunch of horrible wee bastards. Hope you're doing okay. Well done for finding another flat. Can only get better from here. by swoombliss (Mon 19th Sep 2022 8:57am)
  • Are shops going to open after the funeral?. Lockdown all over again. by swoombliss (Mon 19th Sep 2022 10:23am)
  • Looks like Springboig. Off his sausage on the old street vallies I'm guessing. by swoombliss (Tue 20th Sep 2022 4:38pm)
  • Ronzio on Byres Road - utter pish for coffee. Weakest cappuccino I've ever had. Absolute Roasters, Kaf, Roots & Fruits, Five March - All good. by swoombliss (Wed 21st Sep 2022 3:51pm)
  • What a brave take to have on reddit. by swoombliss (Wed 21st Sep 2022 4:14pm)
  • Welcome to /r/glasgow. Full of total goons. by swoombliss (Wed 21st Sep 2022 4:18pm)
  • Imagine being raging at plant pots & a bench. Sounds quite pleasant if anything. by swoombliss (Sat 24th Sep 2022 12:45pm)
  • Who actually watches Eurovision? I've never heard of anyone showing any interest in it (apart from online). by swoombliss (Wed 28th Sep 2022 11:52am)
  • Crispy 100% by swoombliss (Wed 28th Sep 2022 2:54pm)
  • DELETED Jammy. Bulb are still messing me around. by swoombliss (Fri 30th Sep 2022 12:12pm)
  • Yep. I'm stuck in purgatory. by swoombliss (Fri 30th Sep 2022 1:43pm)
  • I'll knock fuck out you (not really) by swoombliss (Fri 30th Sep 2022 3:46pm)
  • Bag for life and a back alley will do me. by swoombliss (Sat 1st Oct 2022 6:32pm)
  • Cheers 😎 by swoombliss (Sun 2nd Oct 2022 7:15pm)
  • Think Kaf in Partick is card only. That might have just been a covid thing though. by swoombliss (Sun 2nd Oct 2022 7:40pm)
  • You can book a room & rent an instrument at Berkley 2. Might be a bit on the expensive side if it's just yourself paying. by swoombliss (Wed 12th Oct 2022 8:08am)
  • Yous are aw pure funny by swoombliss (Thu 13th Oct 2022 7:27pm)
  • I've definitely developed a few "quirks" that I can't shake off. Bordering on the verge of OCD. by swoombliss (Sun 16th Oct 2022 3:47pm)
  • I had this years ago with a flatmate and eventually cracked. Demanded money for the wallopers excessive energy use and a cut of the rent. Flatmate fell out with me and I found my own place not long after. Never had flatmates since. by swoombliss (Mon 17th Oct 2022 4:50pm)
  • For what it's worth, I'm the same. From and live in Glasgow and never had anything dodgy happen to me. It was worse in the 2000s. by swoombliss (Wed 19th Oct 2022 10:12am)
  • Guy loves a wee argument by the looks of things by swoombliss (Thu 20th Oct 2022 4:19pm)
  • Yep - this is your best bet if you want one today. by swoombliss (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 10:09am)
  • I need to get one of these. Saving your post. by swoombliss (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 10:07am)
  • It's mental how I've only recently just heard of these. The Wi-Fi card on my laptop is terrible so hoping this sorts out my issues. by swoombliss (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 10:42am)
  • And the portions are pish (& expensive). by swoombliss (Sun 23rd Oct 2022 11:24am)
  • Exactly. I've went back to the old school way of just phoning up the takeaway for a delivery/collection. Just Eat are robbing bastards. by swoombliss (Mon 24th Oct 2022 9:51am)
  • Mate, it's Byers. by swoombliss (Mon 24th Oct 2022 4:14pm)
  • I give the drivers protective glass a wee dunt, just to show who's boss. by swoombliss (Wed 26th Oct 2022 3:18pm)
  • Needs a scene in Shanghai Shuffle of someone butchering a Michael Jackson song with a thick Glaswegian accent. by swoombliss (Thu 27th Oct 2022 10:46am)
  • That's what I'm thinking. I thought Glaswegians knew this shit. by swoombliss (Mon 31st Oct 2022 8:16pm)
  • They're all too cool to give a fuck about providing a decent service. Also see Tchai Ovna in the West End. Useless hippie bastards. by swoombliss (Thu 3rd Nov 2022 7:17pm)
  • Designed for middle-class people too scared to go into a traditional chippy. by swoombliss (Thu 3rd Nov 2022 7:42pm)
  • DELETED Laser Quest, Argyle Street 1990s. by swoombliss (Fri 4th Nov 2022 4:59pm)
  • Why is it always dinosaurs? There were dinosaurs in the Elfingrove thing as well. The fuck is christmassy about that. by swoombliss (Fri 4th Nov 2022 5:05pm)
  • Robyn, like a wee bird. by swoombliss (Tue 8th Nov 2022 9:58am)
  • Come to my work. A lot of folk heading over to Northern Ireland for "the soldiers". Kidding on they're being respectful when in reality, they're all going for a massive piss up. by swoombliss (Sat 12th Nov 2022 1:27pm)
  • Tottie by swoombliss (Sun 13th Nov 2022 3:03pm)
  • Guy used to come into pubs, cosy up next to people and ask for a pint. Pain in the arse at the time lol. by swoombliss (Thu 17th Nov 2022 9:14am)
  • It's hilarious to me that something so insignificant plays on your mind. by swoombliss (Sat 19th Nov 2022 12:09pm)
  • There's a place on Union Street underneath all the scaffolding. It's at the smelliest, dirtiest bit of Union St but you'll get one there. by swoombliss (Sat 19th Nov 2022 12:07pm)
  • Brilliant. by swoombliss (Sat 19th Nov 2022 6:04pm)
  • Complain about the rubbish. Complain about the town. by swoombliss (Sat 19th Nov 2022 6:01pm)
  • I'm complaining abot heehaw by swoombliss (Sat 19th Nov 2022 8:13pm)
  • So do I. Where do you stay OP? I'm hungry. by swoombliss (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 5:12pm)
  • So it is. I know plenty of blue noses who say sterr, cerr etc. by swoombliss (Fri 25th Nov 2022 12:38pm)
  • Looks good for Instagram. by swoombliss (Sat 26th Nov 2022 10:31am)
  • This is hilarious. So they expanded too fast, fucked it up & are now shaming folk into giving them money? Piss off ya bunch of dirty hippies. by swoombliss (Sat 26th Nov 2022 10:42am)
  • He'll be too busy correcting his colleagues pronunciation and spelling of words to enjoy himself. by swoombliss (Thu 1st Dec 2022 1:47pm)
  • Exactly. Who gives a fuck. It's the sad cases that spend their day on this sub that are offended. by swoombliss (Tue 6th Dec 2022 8:08pm)
  • How's the Southside for real Glaswegians? Wit? by swoombliss (Wed 7th Dec 2022 1:35pm)
  • DELETED West End does everything better than the Southside. by swoombliss (Wed 7th Dec 2022 7:29pm)
  • It looks daft. Big winter jacket then you've got your wee pencil legs out? The worst are the folk who've clearly tanned their legs but have a pale blue face. I don't get it. by swoombliss (Thu 8th Dec 2022 11:33am)
  • Some view from there tbf by swoombliss (Fri 9th Dec 2022 8:02pm)
  • It's always the same two miserable posters. Yous know who yous are. by swoombliss (Fri 9th Dec 2022 8:15pm)
  • It was up a dodgy close with smashed windows if I remember correctly. Good times. by swoombliss (Sat 10th Dec 2022 10:19am)
  • Young teams were wild back in the 90s / early 2000s. The amount of times I was jumped or got into random fights with people just for walking along the street. Fucking hated it. by swoombliss (Sat 10th Dec 2022 10:21am)
  • You're at it. Have you never seen grit before? by swoombliss (Sun 11th Dec 2022 4:55pm)
  • You're the biggest toxic arse on here so don't start lecturing other folk. by swoombliss (Fri 23rd Dec 2022 6:33pm)
  • Anyone mind that Hitler one with subtitles? I've searched high and low for it and it looks to be scrubbed from the Internet. The one line I can remember is "paneled by a dug" by swoombliss (Sat 31st Dec 2022 11:21pm)
  • Aye! I wish I could find it again. Fuckin hilarious by swoombliss (Sat 31st Dec 2022 11:46pm)
  • Cheers! by swoombliss (Tue 10th Jan 2023 6:33pm)
  • What is it with these wanks and skiing holidays? by swoombliss (Fri 13th Jan 2023 2:56pm)
  • DELETED Yep. I remember when the Red Road Flats were getting pulled down, a few acquaintances from the Art School were going on about how terrible it is (I doubt they'd even visited North Glasgow). I lived there for a bit in the 90s & everybody I knew from then couldn't give less of a shite about them getting demolished. by swoombliss (Fri 13th Jan 2023 3:17pm)
  • Get that whole place regenerated. by swoombliss (Fri 13th Jan 2023 3:14pm)
  • Always mental to me how a lot flats in the West End have their blinds wide open and you can see right inside. Is it some sort of weird flex? by swoombliss (Fri 20th Jan 2023 1:00pm)
  • Take* by swoombliss (Fri 20th Jan 2023 4:57pm)
  • Same here. It's kinda shite but enjoyable. A solid 6/10. by swoombliss (Fri 20th Jan 2023 5:18pm)
  • Should ban the miserable bastard. by swoombliss (Fri 20th Jan 2023 6:45pm)
  • DELETED Is Mr. McGhee a mason? by swoombliss (Sat 21st Jan 2023 2:29pm)
  • Short arse or potentially long arse. by swoombliss (Sat 21st Jan 2023 2:25pm)
  • 'Koff ya prick by swoombliss (Sat 21st Jan 2023 2:33pm)
  • Roastit Bubbly Jocks isny even posh. You coulda picked a billion other cafes/restaurants. 0/10. by swoombliss (Sat 21st Jan 2023 2:32pm)
  • I hope you're right. Absolutely bursting for a shite. by swoombliss (Tue 24th Jan 2023 7:05pm)
  • That ship sailed long ago. I'll just suffer in silence. by swoombliss (Tue 24th Jan 2023 7:20pm)
  • The fact that I need to share a city with you moany shites by swoombliss (Wed 25th Jan 2023 3:36pm)
  • DELETED The people. by swoombliss (Sat 28th Jan 2023 1:39pm)
  • I nearly joined them through a friend of a friend. They were ridiculously persistent and phoned me up on a weekday at 9pm to sign me up. Had a look online and there's tons of reports of it being a pyramid scheme. They'll provide you a service so it's not a total con, but I'd steer clear. by swoombliss (Sun 29th Jan 2023 3:47pm)
  • Invite to a satanic orgy by swoombliss (Sun 29th Jan 2023 8:43pm)
  • DELETED Please don't tell me you're staying in the St. Enoch Hotel. by swoombliss (Wed 1st Feb 2023 5:51pm)
  • DELETED Good stuff. Was gonna say that St. Enoch Hotel is a homeless hostel lol. by swoombliss (Wed 1st Feb 2023 8:38pm)
  • Honestly, you'll be fine. There are a lot of homeless services round that area so you'll get your usual folk out their box but they usually argue amongst themselves. This sub can be very dramatic. It's not as if you'll be hanging about St Enoch Sq with all the jakies. by swoombliss (Wed 1st Feb 2023 8:43pm)
  • Toast n cheese. Fuck you all. by swoombliss (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 7:46pm)
  • LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME by swoombliss (Sat 4th Feb 2023 10:45am)
  • Judging from that thread about toast, the vast majority of you are posh kids. And by the way, stop saying "tattie". I swear to god I have never heard anyone in Glasgow call it a tattie scone unless you're from Bearsden or Milngavie. Kidding on really, I couldn't care less (but it is tottie). by swoombliss (Sat 4th Feb 2023 10:55am)
  • Good stuff. Sounds like you're in a nice close with good neighbours. Now you can get on with your life. by swoombliss (Sun 5th Feb 2023 7:58pm)
  • Talking about taking gear in a work group chat. They sound smart. by swoombliss (Thu 9th Feb 2023 10:00am)
  • I agree with you. I love dogs & grew up with them, but why do they need to be allowed in everywhere now? I've had manky dogs jump up on me in the pub, or just causing a general scene when you're trying to relax. Get them to fuck! by swoombliss (Thu 9th Feb 2023 7:39pm)
  • Do you drive? Carntyne Credit Union. Just phone them up. by swoombliss (Fri 10th Feb 2023 9:37pm)
  • Cheeky bastard by swoombliss (Mon 13th Feb 2023 5:01pm)
  • > I suggest you, OP, personally reach out to your local Councillor to report this. Naw by swoombliss (Tue 14th Feb 2023 2:04pm)
  • It's defo skipped a generation. There's a few new faces down at the off license that I don't recognise. by swoombliss (Wed 15th Feb 2023 10:40am)
  • Give the job to Big Ange till we sort this mess out. by swoombliss (Wed 15th Feb 2023 10:46am)
  • Bunch of miserable bastards in here. I'd love to know what utopia you all moved to for having such vitriolic language about here. by swoombliss (Wed 15th Feb 2023 5:30pm)
  • They're going to get some fright when Big Ange takes over as First Minister. by swoombliss (Thu 16th Feb 2023 9:34am)
  • Couple of gimps by swoombliss (Thu 16th Feb 2023 7:37pm)
  • Make sure to thrust your hips as you say this. It asserts dominance and shows your physical prowess. by swoombliss (Fri 17th Feb 2023 10:30am)
  • > since one of us became a full-on hermit. Can you blame them? by swoombliss (Fri 17th Feb 2023 10:38am)
  • Welcome to /r/Glasgow by swoombliss (Fri 24th Feb 2023 12:13pm)
  • What a load of shite. by swoombliss (Fri 24th Feb 2023 8:19pm)
  • Achilles Heel if you're looking for a proper deep tissue massage. Thai places will just tickle your back. by swoombliss (Sun 26th Feb 2023 10:04am)
  • Pure bants by swoombliss (Mon 27th Feb 2023 1:10pm)
  • You're a good guy. I want in & out of the barbers in 20 minutes. Have a bit of a chat but I'm not planning to sit there and gab with a whisky in hand at 12 in the afternoon. by swoombliss (Tue 28th Feb 2023 8:46am)
  • So wit? by swoombliss (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 5:09pm)
  • *Zombie Nation Intensifies* by swoombliss (Sat 4th Mar 2023 10:12am)
  • I thought they built this city? by swoombliss (Sat 4th Mar 2023 10:14am)
  • I thought Simeones was boggin. by swoombliss (Sun 5th Mar 2023 11:54am)
  • DELETED Another one of these posts? You all need to get a life. by swoombliss (Sun 5th Mar 2023 6:41pm)
  • Saving this by swoombliss (Mon 6th Mar 2023 1:45pm)
  • About to say the same. Would gladly fling him a quid. by swoombliss (Mon 6th Mar 2023 5:03pm)
  • > but if everyone who attended donated the cost of a night out at a gig, everyone would receive full payment in the New Year. How cheeky is that? Maybe have the funds first before booking bands. Arseholes. by swoombliss (Tue 7th Mar 2023 9:31am)
  • She is a belt-urrrr. Guy is a fud. by swoombliss (Tue 7th Mar 2023 9:37am)
  • You've wandered through the subway tunnels? Got any photos? by swoombliss (Tue 7th Mar 2023 9:41am)
  • "The great unwashed" is such a wanky statement that I can't take anything you say seriously. You're just as bad as the rest. by swoombliss (Wed 8th Mar 2023 9:46am)
  • It's true in some cases. Why are there no bins along Kelvin Way for example? Obviously I'm no tossing my rubbish but it's mental that there's nothing there. by swoombliss (Wed 8th Mar 2023 10:02am)
  • You should charge for your service. Some diabolical ideas here. by swoombliss (Fri 10th Mar 2023 10:17am)
  • Your weclome by swoombliss (Fri 10th Mar 2023 11:35am)
  • Where abouts in Springburn? It depends entirely. As someone else mentioned, Lenzie Terrace/Way, Balgrayhill aren't the best bits. by swoombliss (Sun 12th Mar 2023 9:44am)
  • You gettin cheeky? by swoombliss (Sun 12th Mar 2023 7:48pm)
  • You're two seconds from Byres Road and the subway. And loads of cafes in Hyndland. There's tons to do. by swoombliss (Mon 13th Mar 2023 12:40pm)
  • 2 minutes is an expression. 8-10 minutes is nothing. by swoombliss (Mon 13th Mar 2023 1:07pm)
  • You can tell. In this context, it should be DEAD. Fannies. by swoombliss (Thu 16th Mar 2023 11:48am)
  • How the fuck are folk meant to know the owner was Latvian? by swoombliss (Thu 16th Mar 2023 7:23pm)
  • Do you Google every business you pass in the street? Do you read articles about every shop? Give it a rest. by swoombliss (Thu 16th Mar 2023 7:25pm)
  • Naw. by swoombliss (Thu 16th Mar 2023 7:44pm)
  • A Daily Record and a Morton's Roll. Who says Glaswegians aren't teeming with culture? by swoombliss (Sat 18th Mar 2023 9:49am)
  • Zoomers. by swoombliss (Sat 18th Mar 2023 9:50am)
  • Achilles Heel on Great Western Road. by swoombliss (Sat 18th Mar 2023 8:09pm)
  • It's cause this sub is full of sanctimonious tits by swoombliss (Sun 19th Mar 2023 2:24pm)
  • I don't think it is by swoombliss (Sun 19th Mar 2023 2:25pm)
  • Aw here we go again. The daily "Glasgow is a dump" post. by swoombliss (Sun 19th Mar 2023 5:31pm)
  • Can sometimes find flats direct through the landlord on Gumtree. I miss that old flat. The landlord was brand new. by swoombliss (Sun 19th Mar 2023 7:53pm)
  • DELETED Get the 19 from George Sq. Show your card to the driver and tell them you're going to Royston. by swoombliss (Mon 20th Mar 2023 12:27pm)
  • Cool. Go post this on Nextdoor with all the other curtain twitchers. by swoombliss (Mon 20th Mar 2023 4:44pm)
  • DELETED It was. Dunno why you're being downvoted. It was infamous for how shite the sound was. by swoombliss (Mon 20th Mar 2023 4:43pm)
  • Mate, read back on this sub. It's full of miserable bastards. You won't get a fair answer here. by swoombliss (Tue 21st Mar 2023 9:55am)
  • Exactly. Imagine being excited to live in Glasgow then moving to... Paisley. If you're keen you'll find a flat in Glasgow. Just keep at it. Don't move to somewhere like Cumbernauld just to be close to Glasgow. You will end up miserable. by swoombliss (Tue 21st Mar 2023 10:05am)
  • David McLean, are you not a bit embarrassed by the shite you write? I hope you don't tell people you're a 'Nostalgia Editor' ya mad weirdo. by swoombliss (Tue 21st Mar 2023 1:42pm)
  • DELETED What a fucking dick. Hope he gets found. by swoombliss (Tue 21st Mar 2023 4:24pm)
  • I'm guessing it's Johnny Clarke? Lol. by swoombliss (Fri 24th Mar 2023 7:52pm)
  • I much prefer /r/glasgow's transition to relationship_advice compared to the usual curtain twitching shite. by swoombliss (Fri 24th Mar 2023 9:00pm)
  • I heard she litters anaw. Is this now a police matter? by swoombliss (Fri 24th Mar 2023 9:29pm)
  • Burger King is too dear for how shite it is. It's close to £7 for a medium meal that doesn't fill you up at all. by swoombliss (Sat 25th Mar 2023 8:51am)
  • Mind the one on Sauchiehall St where the Poundland is? I mind my ma smoking in there and using the wee foil ashtrays. Also the ballpit was peak fun back in those days. by swoombliss (Sat 25th Mar 2023 12:09pm)
  • And not a spot of litter. Oh I despair. by swoombliss (Sat 25th Mar 2023 12:08pm)
  • Typical pretentious metal bands. by swoombliss (Sat 25th Mar 2023 12:17pm)
  • Golly gosh by swoombliss (Sun 26th Mar 2023 12:27pm)
  • Can tell you're eternally online with your stupid faux-outrage. by swoombliss (Sun 26th Mar 2023 1:04pm)
  • Lmao by swoombliss (Sun 26th Mar 2023 1:11pm)
  • Sorry, but defo a virgin with that attitude by swoombliss (Sun 26th Mar 2023 6:30pm)
  • DELETED Good for them. More people should do this. by swoombliss (Sun 26th Mar 2023 7:51pm)
  • Yup. by swoombliss (Tue 28th Mar 2023 8:44pm)
  • I managed to get registered as NHS with Our Dentist on Elderslie Street. by swoombliss (Wed 29th Mar 2023 10:31am)
  • "A FUCKIN LOVE YOU MAN" by swoombliss (Wed 29th Mar 2023 10:47am)
  • Anyone know where they were from in Glasgow? Out of pure curiosity. by swoombliss (Wed 29th Mar 2023 9:50pm)
  • No way. I'd never have guessed that. by swoombliss (Wed 29th Mar 2023 9:54pm)
  • Yep. Had this years ago. Asked to go from the town to Dumbarton Road and the driver was kidding on he didn't know where it was. Lot of shite. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Mar 2023 9:51am)
  • Why you so raging? by swoombliss (Thu 30th Mar 2023 10:24am)
  • Could they have picked a worse band name? Fuds. by swoombliss (Thu 30th Mar 2023 5:14pm)
  • Jeezy peeps man by swoombliss (Fri 31st Mar 2023 8:13pm)
  • Saw AFI a few times in the early 2000s. They used to be so fucking good. by swoombliss (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 10:23am)
  • Easy solution. Don't go out. by swoombliss (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 2:19pm)
  • That make him a misogynist aye? by swoombliss (Fri 7th Apr 2023 3:25pm)
  • I actually forgot Pressure existed for a second. I'm losing my mind. by swoombliss (Fri 7th Apr 2023 8:33pm)
  • I don't understand /r/glasgow. If someone mentions moving to Springburn or somewhere, it's deemed a shitehole full of junkies. Yet according to these comments, Tollcross is fine? by swoombliss (Tue 11th Apr 2023 7:10pm)
  • > It’s the people that live here that spoil it… Aye, like you with that username by swoombliss (Wed 12th Apr 2023 7:29pm)
  • This is the definition of curtain twitching. by swoombliss (Wed 12th Apr 2023 7:26pm)
  • It is and I don't know why by swoombliss (Thu 13th Apr 2023 6:27pm)
  • That's how I used to do my hair when I went to school. Greasy as fuck. by swoombliss (Thu 13th Apr 2023 6:26pm)
  • Reddit loves to blame the parents for everything by swoombliss (Fri 14th Apr 2023 4:19pm)
  • Exactly. OP is out of order. by swoombliss (Fri 14th Apr 2023 4:22pm)
  • You're out of order OP. Get a grip. by swoombliss (Fri 14th Apr 2023 4:26pm)
  • And there's also the chance that this post will get round to the grieving family. OP is a fucking ghoul of the highest order. Curtain twitching cunt. by swoombliss (Fri 14th Apr 2023 8:13pm)
  • No point in arguing with these emotional wallopers. by swoombliss (Fri 14th Apr 2023 8:18pm)
  • DELETED Another ghoul. You pleased with yourself? by swoombliss (Fri 14th Apr 2023 8:20pm)
  • DELETED Disgusting behaviour. by swoombliss (Fri 14th Apr 2023 8:44pm)
  • Have you seen the prices? by swoombliss (Sat 15th Apr 2023 9:23am)
  • Tell us more of your life story. by swoombliss (Sat 15th Apr 2023 1:11pm)
  • Gies a swatch ae yer ... by swoombliss (Mon 17th Apr 2023 9:41am)
  • DELETED Check out the classist cunts in the comments. by swoombliss (Mon 17th Apr 2023 6:04pm)
  • DELETED Aw you're hilarious by swoombliss (Mon 17th Apr 2023 6:02pm)
  • What's this about attacking locals? I knew about everything else but not that. by swoombliss (Wed 19th Apr 2023 7:43pm)
  • Sake. by swoombliss (Wed 19th Apr 2023 10:07pm)
  • If you called Joe Bananas Joe Bananas, he'd fucking go bananas. by swoombliss (Thu 20th Apr 2023 12:10pm)
  • I'd rather live in the Gorbals than any of those other areas you mentioned. Southside is pish. by swoombliss (Thu 20th Apr 2023 12:56pm)
  • I hated it when I was a teenager too. Felt like I was constantly getting into random fights with arseholes out of nowhere. Getting jumped for fuck all and jakies just being general pains in the arse. Now that I'm older, it's actually fine. by swoombliss (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 7:24pm)
  • Mate, don't hang about with people carrying knives. That's a sure way to fuck you up for life. by swoombliss (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 7:28pm)
  • The most middle class post on /r/glasgow/ Respect. by swoombliss (Tue 25th Apr 2023 10:14am)
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pugC5qZ_SXU by swoombliss (Tue 25th Apr 2023 10:15am)
  • DELETED Number 8 is brutal. See your stop in the distance and stand up to get off? Tough titty. The bus doubles back and fucks off miles away from where you need to be. Repeat for 1 hour. by swoombliss (Tue 25th Apr 2023 7:40pm)
  • And not a drop of litter in sight. Am I right, /r/Glasgow? by swoombliss (Wed 26th Apr 2023 3:06pm)
  • Think that bits no bad. You're right at Glasgow Green. Calton's a bit of a dump the further you go into it. by swoombliss (Fri 28th Apr 2023 7:49pm)
  • Why is this upvoted? Never even watched the video and giving your baseless opinion lol. by swoombliss (Fri 28th Apr 2023 7:52pm)
  • Look, I can make the same photos. 1. [One](https://i.imgur.com/H6d6NpN.png) 1. [Two](https://i.imgur.com/lncjeel.png) 1. [Three](https://i.imgur.com/GTjEskq.png) 1. [Four](https://i.imgur.com/9QhXzwf.png) by swoombliss (Sat 29th Apr 2023 9:52am)
  • Is that the lift that's got wooden panels and full of graffiti? Must be all sorts of shit going on in they flats. by swoombliss (Sun 30th Apr 2023 11:01am)
  • Manky bastards 🤮 by swoombliss (Sun 30th Apr 2023 11:11am)
  • Triggered by the sheer mention of the pandemic. by swoombliss (Sun 30th Apr 2023 8:08pm)