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  • Just watching this thread...for now. by vipertruck99 (Wed 10th Apr 2019 12:05pm)
  • Little chance of getting your money back...but I bet Facebook has an algorithm that will tell them how many people you’ve complained too, and what your face was like when you typed the “where is my console” messages. Expect to see adverts for consoles and legal advice on all your devices soon... by vipertruck99 (Tue 7th May 2019 2:08pm)
  • Give it til Xmas Cash Converters will be paying £5 for an iPad and selling them for £12.99 by vipertruck99 (Tue 27th Aug 2019 11:47am)
  • Exactly... buy a power washer...it’s therapeutic.. beyond bubble wrap popping. by vipertruck99 (Wed 11th Dec 2019 12:44pm)
  • Remember to wear sturdy shoes.. by vipertruck99 (Wed 11th Dec 2019 1:28pm)
  • So address and driving licence number...well done... he can look forward to getting his licence back and paying all the finance applications made in his name. Well done op by vipertruck99 (Sat 11th Jan 2020 10:06am)
  • Meanwhile...Police are questioning all pupils with coursework due in tomorrow. by vipertruck99 (Mon 13th Jan 2020 9:17pm)
  • “Where can I get a pint and get my puppies out?”.... well that’s a question I would rather have answered in the 70s/80s. Not touching that one in this day and age. by vipertruck99 (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 3:08pm)
  • Banksy? by vipertruck99 (Sun 15th Mar 2020 11:59am)
  • Not really a pile, more a stack. You are stockstacking ...is this really what I’ve become... by vipertruck99 (Sun 15th Mar 2020 8:21pm)
  • I wonder are some of them refusing to pay rent to mummy and daddy? by vipertruck99 (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 4:29pm)
  • I have considered your request. by vipertruck99 (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 5:20pm)
  • I’m from NI and worked in Glasgow for years, have great affection for the city. Have a few vodkas and enjoy your night. by vipertruck99 (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 6:38pm)
  • Don’t forget Red Road by vipertruck99 (Sun 19th Apr 2020 5:06pm)
  • Beat me to it by vipertruck99 (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 1:41pm)
  • Bloody artificial hipsters. by vipertruck99 (Sat 25th Jul 2020 1:25am)
  • r/thathappened by vipertruck99 (Sun 13th Sep 2020 12:17am)
  • Underrated by vipertruck99 (Wed 7th Oct 2020 3:40pm)
  • ....and I’m offering long sleeved tees and zipped hoodies with the logo embroidered too. Edit. Throw me a comment if you’re middle class and would like an embroidered rugby shirt. by vipertruck99 (Sun 29th Nov 2020 12:57pm)
  • Do you want orangey brown shaggy trimmed teddy bear fur around the back and sides in gift shop tam’o’shanter type arrangement..or not? Please specify at time of ordering. by vipertruck99 (Sun 29th Nov 2020 11:50pm)
  • I thought evictions were all but stopped due to COVID. I know they are in NI and were (not sure about now) in England.. are you sure you haven’t got a case to say “nope” by vipertruck99 (Fri 11th Dec 2020 8:59pm)
  • Awww... sorry... missed that. Was hoping it was something overlooked...and just an asshole landlord. Hope all works out for OP by vipertruck99 (Fri 11th Dec 2020 9:50pm)
  • Double rainbow.. all the way...whooaaa it’s a full rainbow all the way. What does it mean? What does it mean? by vipertruck99 (Tue 15th Dec 2020 12:42pm)
  • Reminds me of the map Lex drew in Small Faces...except with less dead young safeties with axes in their heads. I wonder where that work of art is today? by vipertruck99 (Tue 13th Apr 2021 12:24am)
  • Blue fiesta guy and you...”does this mean we’re best friends now?” by vipertruck99 (Sun 4th Jul 2021 1:03pm)
  • That’s the stuff. by vipertruck99 (Sun 4th Jul 2021 1:01pm)
  • It’s the 5G towers activating the fluoride in the water to make you doubt the anti vax truths on Facebook by vipertruck99 (Sat 10th Jul 2021 10:28am)
  • Grew up in Northern Ireland. Mum/Dad quite well off and house quite “architectural”...it was used by helicopter pilots as a landmark. They changer course by a bit right over the house.Chinooks/pumas flew particularly low. If you were a squaddie in NI stationed in ballykinlar or thiepval you probably have given me a wave back. People here saying they are loud..you should hear them at 80-100 ft. It must’ve been the right height to avoid ripping slates off but keep it low. by vipertruck99 (Tue 31st Aug 2021 4:05pm)
  • Would’ve been locally known, and obnoxiously large with big grounds...the fact was the house had an unmissable geometric feature..especially from the air. That’s all I say. If I hinted it was white and involved triangles..you either know it or don’t. Won’t say any more as keep totally anon on social medias. by vipertruck99 (Thu 2nd Sep 2021 6:20pm)
  • Think you’re on the Bristol stool chart...semantics are always the refuge of those who have yet to achieve, or have achieved mediocrity..but feel it important to show they have a smattering of education. You are dismissed. by vipertruck99 (Sat 4th Sep 2021 1:08pm)
  • Obviously, but come on it is somehow fitting regarding the reputation of the city. If you don’t agree..do you want some salt n sauce for your shoulder? by vipertruck99 (Sat 4th Sep 2021 1:11pm)
  • You are dismissed too... by vipertruck99 (Sat 4th Sep 2021 2:41pm)
  • It’s certainly preferable to what the Scots called those type of stores for years. You know the one where it referred to the heritage of the owners..that shocked me as an NI resident who lived in Scotland for yrs. I mean I give you using “c*nt” as a verb/noun/adjective but Jesus by vipertruck99 (Thu 9th Sep 2021 10:16am)
  • There is bound to be a ramp...some street hardware gates/streetlights.Buy twenty quids worthy of stout chain and 2 big padlocks. Chain the exit. Then phone police. Ram the chain and do a lot of damage or await the cops..their choice. Now that WOULD make a video. by vipertruck99 (Mon 13th Sep 2021 5:48pm)
  • Stopping a car is not by any stretch of the imagination false imprisonment. by vipertruck99 (Mon 13th Sep 2021 8:27pm)
  • Maybe don’t hang about. Op clearly has no issue with hiding in the bushes filming. by vipertruck99 (Mon 13th Sep 2021 10:29pm)
  • A person is not a car. They could quite easily jump over a chain (or limbo under it). Under your reasoning if you were locked in a public car park you could be in touch with Amnesty Intl. In short you talk some shite. I don’t give a damn about your cut n paste definition. It’s nonsense and you clearly have no background or even experience in law, beyond what you spout on social media. Don’t bother replying...you are dismissed. by vipertruck99 (Mon 13th Sep 2021 10:27pm)
  • You are temporarily undismissed. I am going to spend this afternoon launching a civil case.. my car was clamped in 2004(?)...that car and I were the victims of a breach of our civil liberties. I never even thought of it that way. If you think the council will do anything..or indeed a property company (the building looks more a private building than otherwise..but hey, could be wrong. The police now have neither the resources, manpower or budget...or the inclination to tackle this. But yeah prepare a blog on the handbrake turns. As for authority kink. Nope. Resume dismissal by vipertruck99 (Tue 14th Sep 2021 11:20am)
  • He will be named within 24 hrs. by vipertruck99 (Wed 15th Sep 2021 12:17am)
  • If the thief is out there...I’ll buy it for a reasonable amount by vipertruck99 (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 4:04pm)
  • Had a dream I was up that Finnieston cran last night.... by vipertruck99 (Tue 5th Oct 2021 1:41pm)
  • This guy gets it. by vipertruck99 (Tue 5th Oct 2021 4:11pm)
  • Son? by vipertruck99 (Tue 5th Oct 2021 5:28pm)
  • In unrelated topics...has anyone got a wheelchair they aren’t using on Saturday night? by vipertruck99 (Thu 25th Nov 2021 7:23pm)
  • I think I was up the top of that last night... by vipertruck99 (Mon 6th Dec 2021 12:13pm)
  • Yeah...passing students I would wager. “Fraser wait till you see this” “Haha...classic bantomime from House of Fraser” by vipertruck99 (Fri 24th Dec 2021 5:11pm)
  • Remind me! 3hrs by vipertruck99 (Fri 31st Dec 2021 7:36pm)
  • So it’s just like sending a text from your mobile but with more “other people’s urine” and “assorted fluids”. by vipertruck99 (Wed 12th Jan 2022 3:26pm)
  • Does the Bell-end piloting them not make a clanging noise? by vipertruck99 (Thu 13th Jan 2022 7:06pm)
  • Op...you do know she is probably not still standing there... by vipertruck99 (Sat 15th Jan 2022 12:45pm)
  • So...Britain supplies missiles to Ukraine. Knew it wouldn’t be long before Russians were playing silly buggers again. If you let someone repeatedly poke you in the sternum with their finger and do nothing...they will start flicking your ear. by vipertruck99 (Thu 20th Jan 2022 6:39pm)
  • No...just probably a couple of those steampunk looking “Bears” up sight seeing in Shetland or such. If there were a couple of Russian jets over Motherwell..there would be Mig wreckage on Motherwell buy and sell already. by vipertruck99 (Thu 20th Jan 2022 6:46pm)
  • If it was that normal...why are people not on here every week going “bloody f15s again...nearly spilt my tea” by vipertruck99 (Thu 20th Jan 2022 7:40pm)
  • It’s to collect Boris’ new “pole tax”...it’s a great idea and they are rolling it out in Scotland first. by vipertruck99 (Fri 28th Jan 2022 8:24pm)
  • What kind of dog do you have? I have 3 shar peis..(personal recommendation for the most loving, floppy, chilled dogs ever-and we’ve had a few breeds) however despite the wrinkles people keep their dogs away. They are well trained but I’ve put it down to the fact the breed is known for a second language of grunts..they communicate-a lot- like pigs. I honestly think humans subliminally pick it up and take it as growls. Maybe something similar is going on with yours? by vipertruck99 (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 10:52am)
  • Why unliked? by vipertruck99 (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 11:36am)
  • They have valet parking. Just pull up to the front. Beep your horn 3 times and leave car running. by vipertruck99 (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 8:03pm)
  • Fingers crossed.. no skin probs here. They don’t like getting wet. Wet wrinkles cause problems. Never found them to be angry to anyone. But hey who knows with breeding my family had cockers for 3 generations then 3 in a row...mad. Just mad, not evil just nuts. by vipertruck99 (Wed 2nd Feb 2022 10:31pm)
  • Make an overly long and overly detailed hd video. Then post it to Facebook or similar (private or whatever..not for other people...just to double proof your date/time) by vipertruck99 (Thu 7th Apr 2022 10:27pm)
  • Apart from buying a camera (you might already have one) and a few bits of cheap equipment you can go ghost hunting/ufo spotting or even urban exploring for next to no money. by vipertruck99 (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 1:45pm)
  • Are ye, aye? and did ye, aye? I’m from Belfast and I’ve brought it back here to great effect. by vipertruck99 (Mon 25th Apr 2022 12:50am)
  • I can’t work out if it’s mine...could you unblur the number? by vipertruck99 (Wed 27th Apr 2022 10:44am)
  • It’s mine! Oh sorry...misread that..thought it said cock’o’steel. Never mind. by vipertruck99 (Thu 9th Jun 2022 5:06pm)
  • Sometimes downvotes are more delicious by vipertruck99 (Fri 10th Jun 2022 11:09am)
  • People that are correct say “We Scots” by vipertruck99 (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 12:37pm)
  • Gregory? by vipertruck99 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 3:09pm)
  • Are we sure the guy in orange isn’t a vulnerable adult? Cos...without being a dick about it...I think he might just be and that other prick needs charged. I think he was more l worried about getting blood on the orange jacket. by vipertruck99 (Sun 10th Jul 2022 4:06pm)
  • Well he was after anyway. by vipertruck99 (Sun 10th Jul 2022 6:28pm)
  • Oh...I should’ve guessed by vipertruck99 (Sun 10th Jul 2022 8:04pm)
  • Why is your first call not police? Assault and criminal damage. by vipertruck99 (Fri 15th Jul 2022 8:09pm)
  • No. Not enough emergency services are provided by a ridiculous degree because corporations are out of control and either profiteer or don’t pay tax. You are very short sighted and basically an apologist. by vipertruck99 (Fri 15th Jul 2022 9:13pm)
  • Me too...I find it triggering that my inability to play drums or owning drums is exclusionary to my being a drummer. by vipertruck99 (Wed 10th Aug 2022 1:55pm)
  • I’m as least a good a drummer as that guy from def leppard if you tied one of his arms behind his back. by vipertruck99 (Wed 10th Aug 2022 4:04pm)
  • Exactly my friend! Exactly! I can drum just as well even in my straightjacket. As my ward notes state “stop percussion...get concussion”. I mean I used to drum For Biffy Clyro....but then they got triple glazing in their homes and they could only watch. by vipertruck99 (Wed 10th Aug 2022 4:23pm)
  • If amused me writing it. by vipertruck99 (Wed 10th Aug 2022 7:34pm)
  • Not doubting you man...pretty poor behaviour...but his choice of words...he had clearly transportered here from the the 50s or 60s. by vipertruck99 (Fri 12th Aug 2022 10:59am)
  • Bet you have either bananas or carrots out of the fridge. They will look clean...give them a tap...a cloud of these little bastards will appear by vipertruck99 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 11:14am)
  • Get a mousetrap. It’s part of life...I live in the country...autumn time first couple of weeks my cats bring me one or two a day. Then never a sign til next year. by vipertruck99 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 11:56am)
  • I will guarantee you have off carrots in your veg basket. Or a pineapple. Alway found them to spontaneously erupt into slow, nosey, cheeky fruit flies by vipertruck99 (Thu 8th Sep 2022 5:43pm)
  • Jeez…even tiny independent Scottish car dealers have bot marketing now. by vipertruck99 (Thu 15th Sep 2022 11:56am)
  • Bleep…bloop beep. Ok then 🤖 by vipertruck99 (Thu 15th Sep 2022 12:46pm)
  • Maybe there is an old lady in that van…is it yellow? by vipertruck99 (Thu 29th Sep 2022 10:30am)
  • Cock prick karma partridge? by vipertruck99 (Tue 18th Oct 2022 10:51am)
  • *opens popcorn by vipertruck99 (Tue 18th Oct 2022 2:30pm)