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  • All bike locks can be picked very quickly. Good luck out there! by Cakeo (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 11:32pm)
  • F by Cakeo (Mon 1st Apr 2019 9:45am)
  • daft cunt by Cakeo (Mon 1st Apr 2019 12:49pm)
  • Yer real sassy over reddit bet youre the kinda cunt that is dartin about his house thinking hes a jedi by Cakeo (Mon 1st Apr 2019 2:21pm)
  • Sell on gum tree within the day. by Cakeo (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 7:51pm)
  • If the bar is quiet enough and no game etc is on you can just ask and they will change it to whatever channel you want. by Cakeo (Tue 23rd Apr 2019 8:02am)
  • Wow so people do actually always tell you if they are from california. by Cakeo (Tue 23rd Apr 2019 8:37am)
  • Thanks that's very insightful.... by Cakeo (Sun 16th Jun 2019 10:36pm)
  • The liquid only comes out so fast and a good portion of the queue, is filled with cunts. See - chatting to their pals,not knowing the order, saying it in a dumb way (can I get a coke and vodka? Naw fuck off you can get a vodka coke.),asking for drinks that are more than pouting a pint. List goes on. by Cakeo (Sat 13th Jul 2019 3:40am)
  • Look at the cunt course he's a fanny in school you not been to school in Glasgow? by Cakeo (Fri 26th Jul 2019 4:59pm)
  • You really need to take this advice before you make the world read any more of your drivel. by Cakeo (Tue 30th Jul 2019 8:17am)
  • I kind of wanna go to see how shit all of this, sounds wild. by Cakeo (Fri 13th Sep 2019 10:27am)
  • I know its a joke but you can't honestly still hate the royal family at this point can you? They bring in money and don't cost the tax payer. This has been common knowledge for ages I thought? Besides the fact that she is our Queen in name alone she doesn't actually perform any duties nor control the country. You are basically saying no to a granny. by Cakeo (Tue 24th Sep 2019 10:33am)
  • Are you handing your money to the poor right at this very moment? Is everyone over 30k giving to charity? No? The Royal family organise and raise more for charity than anyone you or you know personally and will have for the many generations to come. I could care less for the royals, but you are literally just a hater cos they ain't ya. by Cakeo (Tue 24th Sep 2019 11:03am)
  • Amazing argument, they aren't my mate so I can't have an opinion. lmao I'm sure I've got you spot on. by Cakeo (Tue 24th Sep 2019 12:02pm)
  • When did he break in? by Cakeo (Sat 28th Sep 2019 8:34pm)
  • Don't feed the trolls... Move along by Cakeo (Thu 24th Oct 2019 10:08am)
  • If you appeal you lose the ability to pay half the fine and instead have to pay the full amount. by Cakeo (Wed 13th Nov 2019 3:09pm)
  • I don't think anyone thought there was someone going through Google Street View blurring things by hand.... by Cakeo (Mon 6th Jan 2020 4:50pm)
  • 7 quid for damn good pizza. You aren't cool for hating a good restaurant. by Cakeo (Sun 29th Mar 2020 4:31pm)
  • Careful People seem to get really upset when you tell them you do like the pizza out of it. by Cakeo (Fri 15th May 2020 8:26pm)
  • This seems like its whatll happen with us as well. We've told them to not run there washing machine until they fix it and we will start calling around tomorrow. If need be we will have insurance cover it but I would expect if its there issue that caused it they should bloody pay for it. Seems that's not the way of "flat life". Smh by Cakeo (Mon 8th Feb 2021 8:14pm)
  • It's there washing machine. Leaking behind our kitchen cupboards all the way down so no way to dry the back without ripping it out. by Cakeo (Mon 8th Feb 2021 8:13pm)
  • Thanks mate by Cakeo (Mon 8th Feb 2021 9:51pm)
  • Thanks mate by Cakeo (Mon 8th Feb 2021 9:51pm)
  • As long as you did all you could there isn't much else. It's their washing machine leaking into the ceiling and behind the cupboards/in the wall and we don't know how long it's been going on, that's what got me worried. by Cakeo (Tue 9th Feb 2021 10:45am)
  • This might as well be world wide. You are focusing on it being Glasgow only because you are not from here. If I go to Edinburgh, new York, London, Paris I get non stop oooo your accent is strong I can't understand a thing you're saying ooo Glasgow has a big drug problem don't it (a genuine interaction over the phone...). Its not specific to the city, its just people. by Cakeo (Tue 11th May 2021 12:40pm)
  • Aw aye cos that's even remotely similar. Bet you'll say you're apart of the real fans as well not these fakes. Absolutely scum. by Cakeo (Sun 16th May 2021 12:30pm)
  • What a pathetic attempt to deflect. You should be ashamed by Cakeo (Sun 16th May 2021 12:35pm)
  • Aw wee cunt canny take it away to bed then fanny by Cakeo (Sun 16th May 2021 3:01pm)
  • There was literally a paramedic on this subreddit saying they were spat on. by Cakeo (Tue 25th May 2021 5:04pm)
  • Why is there always some absolute fucking roaster in the comments. Nobody is talking about celtic fans fighting each other. This is about rangers fans wrecking the place. It's commonly reported on the effects of these "celebrations" but it's not usually quite this bad is it? by Cakeo (Tue 25th May 2021 5:02pm)
  • Holy shit what a terrible analogy lol so many better ones surely this makes no sense. by Cakeo (Tue 25th May 2021 5:04pm)
  • To which you try and justify it, if any of these other incidents were close to that there would be the exact same uproar. Unbelievable how stupid you fuckers can be lol by Cakeo (Tue 25th May 2021 5:16pm)
  • He is 100% at it, we love paesano and we go whenever it wasn't too long a wait for a table. A lot of people like to hate on it and say its overrated, but I've tried pizza all over Glasgow and its one of the best. All opinions though, no one forcing you to eat it. Any places you like for pizza? by Cakeo (Thu 10th Jun 2021 10:54am)
  • You can note that the guy doesn't have a scooby what he's on about. He's making it seem like you'll get jumped, worst is just junkies asking for a cig. by Cakeo (Thu 22nd Jul 2021 1:05pm)
  • It's a government grant surely. These companies do these calls because they know if they can actually convince the person its free and that they aren't in fact lying about it then they get paid, doesn't matter who by. by Cakeo (Sat 24th Jul 2021 3:45pm)
  • Don't forget Facebook Market place by Cakeo (Tue 21st Sep 2021 4:59pm)
  • There's been a murder by Cakeo (Sun 17th Oct 2021 9:47am)
  • Prefer meato by Cakeo (Thu 4th Nov 2021 9:07am)
  • Get outta here with your brain nobody wants it. by Cakeo (Thu 4th Nov 2021 9:06am)
  • The savage reply, from the owner under the username 'BigMuhammad', read: "Your gaff is manky yet you don't see me complaining about your maw's cooking after I pump her, barred!" 2nd result for best kebab review by Cakeo (Fri 12th Nov 2021 5:48pm)
  • Not much different to eating a kebab out the fag tray on the bins. by Cakeo (Sat 13th Nov 2021 12:03pm)
  • Transformers are 10/10 in my experience. by Cakeo (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 12:38pm)
  • Aw right cunt how about you going jump in the Clyde by Cakeo (Sun 5th Dec 2021 11:13am)
  • You are literally blaming all cyclists for your cherry picked examples. Should all drivers also be blamed for no indication, speeding, car crashes, tail gating, brake checking. Honestly it must take some mental effort to be that stupid Edit - I missed that last part about mirrors holy fuck you are stupid 😂 mirrors on a bike use your eyes and neck by Cakeo (Sun 5th Dec 2021 11:14am)
  • Just toss it in the bin that's what everyone else does. by Cakeo (Tue 11th Jan 2022 1:03pm)
  • Can't even get the public to put there trolleys back in the bay why would they sort recycling? Theres no gain other than "saving the planet" but then you need to watch as amazon sends you a pencil in a 10ft x 10ft box with Styrofoam coming out its arse. But yeh fuck it charge me 5p for a bag that'll stop em. by Cakeo (Tue 11th Jan 2022 1:03pm)
  • Doesn't necessarily mean they are angry or disagree. There are many language classes in Glasgow. Down votes are most likely to do with the fact you are specifically looking for an in person Japanese language class with only teenagers which in general would not be something I would expect in Glasgow. Not many Japanese people, not usual for teenagers to seek it out, difficult to get a full group and all that. by Cakeo (Thu 27th Jan 2022 12:04pm)
  • Thankfully nobody suggested it was illegal. by Cakeo (Sun 27th Mar 2022 11:59am)
  • Possibly paranoid, maybe not. They could simply be filming for a project and they needed shots of houses or some other reason that doesn't mean they are burglars. You could ask them for instance what they are doing. It's hardly that dangerous, and if they don't tell you then I would be suspicious. by Cakeo (Sun 27th Mar 2022 12:07pm)
  • Should I bother to prove it and block his name out? Can't even have a laugh with a true story such a shame by Cakeo (Mon 4th Apr 2022 5:03pm)
  • Same situation one of my mates used to deal weed then gear and the customers for gear are so demanding. Constantly through the day and night asking for drop offs. My experience is weed dealers are chill cos no ones looking for weed at 5am. I get my stuff dropped in Glasgow and had no issues but one of the drop offs I used to use was a cunt that went off on you if you took 1 minute longer than his car had been there. by Cakeo (Mon 11th Apr 2022 2:01pm)
  • Need to remember it's their job. Their input could be the decision between an alright tattoo and a great one, especially if the art you've drawn doesn't translate exactly how you want it to from paper to skin. by Cakeo (Tue 12th Apr 2022 7:33pm)
  • Like and share 5 times or yer fb gets hacked. by Cakeo (Tue 12th Apr 2022 7:31pm)
  • Glasgow sub is shite could've told you that before you commented, entire place is filled with wannabe comedians and smart arses. by Cakeo (Tue 12th Apr 2022 7:57pm)
  • Enjoy being hit by a car hope it was worth it. by Cakeo (Sat 30th Apr 2022 9:04am)
  • Aw aye cos nothing ever happens like that in Glasgow... by Cakeo (Sat 30th Apr 2022 9:06am)
  • Who fucking cares if it's one night a year? It could be for 1 hour every 5 years and it's still shite. Celeberate sure but why turn the city into a complete mess? I'm sure if football fans actually tidied up after themselves (you know like children are taught to do!) nobody would give 2 shits but they don't so here we are again. by Cakeo (Sun 15th May 2022 8:02am)
  • As much as I agree, football is a personality trait for some people. They seem to think people care about stopping football but no - it's the drunk, charging cunts running up singing and lighting fireworks off, vandalising the city, smashing bottles, fighting each other and harassing other completely unrelated people in the city. Football fans could take note and just grow the fuck up. Watch football, celebrate and have a bit of decency instead of deleting the other braincell you had. by Cakeo (Sun 15th May 2022 8:14am)
  • Lmfao can't come up with anything worthwhile nice one show you're a true dafty. Does someone need to die for something to be bad? Think you need a timeout kiddo by Cakeo (Sun 15th May 2022 2:04pm)
  • Well I usually just ignore anyone who seems to have are football fans because they clearly don't think about this from the publics point of view. They think people just hate football when it's the fucking cunts ruining it for people who can enjoy themselves responsibly. by Cakeo (Sun 15th May 2022 2:01pm)
  • Wonderful day for pricks to ruin Glasgow and push the shite onto the people who don't ruin their city over a ball being kicked about. It seems its actually you that doesn't get it - celebrate responsibly not like a bunch of fucking tits flapping in the wind. If they didn't litter and destroy property guess what nobody would have gave a shit. by Cakeo (Sun 15th May 2022 2:07pm)
  • Way to prove the point that the cunts are the fans and not the actual people living here who want nothing to do with it. by Cakeo (Sun 15th May 2022 2:24pm)
  • They tax "us". Do they tax you more than me for the shit football fans leave on the street and all the police kicking about? Of course they don't. Fining clubs for their fans actions isn't exactly the most out their idea when the reason for the mayhem is due to the club winning the game. Nobody would even need to talk about it if footballs fans grew up but they all stopped soon as they snorted their first line at 15 by Cakeo (Sun 15th May 2022 2:23pm)
  • Why does it need to be Ria and why do you need to go into the branch? Just do it online. by Cakeo (Mon 23rd May 2022 3:21pm)
  • It's not really poutine with cheese curds. by Cakeo (Sun 12th Jun 2022 11:18am)
  • Big sign with policy "table for 1hour" (or whatever works for them) and staff that are backed by management to ask people to free the table. by Cakeo (Sun 19th Jun 2022 12:53pm)
  • No /s? by Cakeo (Sat 9th Jul 2022 1:40pm)
  • Landlord seems like a bit of grief but I'll give that a shot. Factors told me last time the pipe broke that external pipes on the building are the home owners responsibility but I'll give it another shot cheers mate. by Cakeo (Thu 4th Aug 2022 2:51pm)
  • It's classed as a private repair since its not communal plumbing. by Cakeo (Fri 5th Aug 2022 6:54pm)
  • Number 219 I wish it was you least I know somebody looked at it 😂 but the guy had it fixed when a freeze popped it last year and that guy was 2nd story with a ladder I thought it looked pretty dodgy. I emailed the factor, him and just went ahead and did the environmental health one as well to cover my bases all in a day. There's a pretty rank puddle formed underneath it now with food etc in it so not ideal. by Cakeo (Fri 5th Aug 2022 6:53pm)
  • The pipe that's broke comes out from under the back windows. [https://i.imgur.com/n16fnCm.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n16fnCm.jpg) by Cakeo (Fri 5th Aug 2022 6:58pm)
  • Not many places can hire someone for 3 hours a week. Charity shops are a good bet. by Cakeo (Thu 6th Oct 2022 1:36pm)
  • You will definitely be able to be working in a pub depending on area with enough applications. Check your locals, chains etc they will hire you. Asda, tesco etc will if you're lucky. Greggs and fast food are a good bet. On that note - betting shops? Worth a try. I worked at asda for my first job, then petrol station, then 2 pubs from 18-23 during college/uni and I found volume>quality. In both pubs i supervised we cursory glanced at the cv and the deciding factor was hours. If you say you can only do daytime it goes in the bin. If you say you can't do past 10pm, in the bin with you. If you can't do weekends, in the bin. Once you work in one pub for a few months most of them will hire you but you need to learn the job when you get in or you'll hate it and get sacked. Edit: you also didn't say anything about 20-30 hours. You only said 3 hours. by Cakeo (Thu 6th Oct 2022 6:40pm)
  • Or offering advice on finding a job as you were struggling. That was honest advice and not in anyway snide. Possibly your attitude might be why you are struggling to find a job. by Cakeo (Fri 7th Oct 2022 10:38am)
  • I have worked alongside people from all over the world with no experience and hired people when I managed a pub without even glancing at their name. Large businesses will not vet your application based on name ie asda, but on how you act during the team interview process. If your attitude in this thread is how you act in your daily life then you're issue is not your experience or name - it's you. Try a call centre maybe as they have flexible hours for part timers. Barclays opened a new office in Glasgow and maybe that might work for you. Learn to be more humble and stop acting like a victim everytime adversity is facing you. Everyone starts with no experience. People have foreign names and work perfectly fine in the UK. by Cakeo (Fri 7th Oct 2022 10:56pm)
  • I've done that when I'm sure there isn't anyone for miles. Not a pretty sight but better than swallowing it or sitting with it. by Cakeo (Mon 23rd Jan 2023 10:38pm)
  • Good luck but your best bet is probably fb marketplace. by Cakeo (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 11:24pm)
  • If they don't want me to have a car then have reliable public transport. Fuck riding a bike in town as well liable to get killed. by Cakeo (Sun 19th Mar 2023 9:34pm)
  • Think the point is that your reason is daft lmao by Cakeo (Sun 30th Apr 2023 9:37pm)
  • Nobody over the age of 14 will be confused by the phrase. by Cakeo (Thu 18th May 2023 2:39pm)
  • Can't be any shite about if its all in the food by Cakeo (Tue 6th Jun 2023 9:33pm)
  • Here you go , . Just incase you want them by Cakeo (Tue 6th Jun 2023 9:32pm)
  • Give Istanbul a shot if you're near it. It used to be my favourite when I liked donner kebabs. I have had best kebab before in college but it was always a massive let down. When pasha is within 5 minutes walk and you still go best kebab I don't know what else can be done to help you. by Cakeo (Wed 7th Jun 2023 1:02am)