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As someone that works in aviation please do not put lives at risk for some pretty pictures. by Gregplane (Fri 4th Jan 2019 11:28am)

Dominos is always looking for reliable staff by Gregplane (Tue 8th Jan 2019 9:03am)

Garage and the catty I’m sure by Gregplane (Tue 8th Jan 2019 9:01am)

I’m 30, does that count as old? Either way I know very very little about the dancin in the town now by Gregplane (Tue 8th Jan 2019 12:39pm)

Court ban you or something? Why man? by Gregplane (Tue 8th Jan 2019 4:23pm)

I wouldn’t be surprised if they were owned by the Kings, the G1 group own A LOT in Glasgow by Gregplane (Tue 8th Jan 2019 4:25pm)

They probably dumped it on a street and some drunken bam or kids chucked it in by Gregplane (Wed 9th Jan 2019 4:58pm)

McDonald’s, Pizza Hut and Domino’s are always recruiting by Gregplane (Thu 10th Jan 2019 4:16pm)

My partner was telling me about this today I’ve not read the article. I was disgusted enough hearing it second hand never mind reading the details by Gregplane (Thu 10th Jan 2019 7:38pm)

Yeah removing condom without consent is rape. Just because the party consented to protected sex doesn’t mean they consented to being open to being impregnated or open to STI’s! by Gregplane (Fri 11th Jan 2019 3:23pm)

Thumbs up! My lady says thumbs up too so that’s two! Plus I’m pretty sure Gerry Cinnamon song Keysies makes ref to the thumbs up thumbs down.... by Gregplane (Sun 13th Jan 2019 9:34pm)

Yeah cause that won’t get hacked or abused. Folk just opening every bin they pass by Gregplane (Mon 14th Jan 2019 7:23pm)

And they wonder why so many people choose to buy a car. by Gregplane (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 11:22am)

36 inch circumference or diameter?? by Gregplane (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 6:54pm)

I’m in G20 Lochburn rd and it’s all good here. Hope it gets fixed quick for the folks that don’t have it by Gregplane (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 6:53pm)

Do people just watch people commit/attempt to commit crime nowadays? by Gregplane (Mon 28th Jan 2019 6:18pm)

Well ain’t you just a shining light in the community 🙄 I’m no expecting people to go attack them and make a citizens arrest but you could/should phone the police. “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing” by Gregplane (Mon 28th Jan 2019 6:51pm)

Exactly even just be loud make a scene, get the attention of others around by Gregplane (Mon 28th Jan 2019 9:21pm)

“Down to do anything” Like honestly though...... You just said that, on the internet...... by Gregplane (Tue 29th Jan 2019 7:09pm)

Yeah the internet is so well known for lack of pedos 😂😂 by Gregplane (Tue 29th Jan 2019 7:12pm)

I was being facetiousness, chill Hope someone has safe work for you, sorry I can’t help by Gregplane (Tue 29th Jan 2019 7:15pm)

This in no means diminishes what he done. Nothing to say he hadn’t yet got the opportunity to escalate, we’re talking about a fuckin 17 year old touching up a primary school kid. Do not minimise it because she was wearing clothes! by Gregplane (Fri 1st Feb 2019 9:06am)

Fuckin ironic considering one of their Aberdeen mps was touching up “younger visitors” in parliament the other day by Gregplane (Thu 7th Feb 2019 2:34pm)

Tory MP Ross Thomson by Gregplane (Thu 7th Feb 2019 6:44pm)

Well I was going to phone ahead to negate the waiting time. I’m localish by Gregplane (Tue 12th Feb 2019 2:55pm)

£5 instore and on website but £7.50 on deliveroo that’s a 50% mark up...... by Gregplane (Wed 13th Feb 2019 8:08am)

Please don’t downvote me for this I genuinely don’t understand by Gregplane (Wed 13th Feb 2019 8:38am)

I’m so confused by this. I ordered instore yesterday and paid a fiver for a burger by Gregplane (Wed 13th Feb 2019 8:37am)

https://www.brgr-glasgow.com/our-menu/ This menu!? by Gregplane (Wed 13th Feb 2019 10:09am)

Do you work for deliveroo? by Gregplane (Wed 13th Feb 2019 10:25am)

No I just haven’t seen the higher prices anywhere but deliveroo, and I’m being told the menu on the website is cheaper than in store, but it wasn’t when I went instore. Confused.com by Gregplane (Thu 14th Feb 2019 4:45pm)

Kettle and sugar treatment? by Gregplane (Thu 21st Feb 2019 7:25pm)

Does the sugar make that much of a difference? by Gregplane (Thu 21st Feb 2019 9:02pm)

Yeah can’t say I’m upset about that by Gregplane (Thu 21st Feb 2019 9:12pm)

“i get the impression they sell cars that need work done and they know it.” Common practice in the used car market. Means they only need to fix the things the buyer notices and only spend money on a car when they know there will be a return which is most cost effective to them by Gregplane (Tue 26th Feb 2019 8:08am)

I don’t know bud but as a buyer you’ve got to be super careful by Gregplane (Tue 26th Feb 2019 7:37pm)

I delivered dominos for extra cash in 2016. It was the first I came across murano street, I hated delivering there always stoned fuds claiming it was their pizza and cunts with absolutely no road sense. A guy came from another shop and covered a shift, after a delivery there he thought it was a children’s home/young offenders unit 😂 by Gregplane (Sun 3rd Mar 2019 8:25am)

There’s a group that cleans Lochburn road in Maryhill every Sunday. I doth my cap to these heroes by Gregplane (Mon 11th Mar 2019 1:38pm)

Thanks for your service brother ✊🏻 by Gregplane (Tue 12th Mar 2019 7:03pm)

There was a few on a previous thread here saying vitamin D helped them by Gregplane (Wed 13th Mar 2019 7:38am)

Wait, how does this scam work? by Gregplane (Sat 16th Mar 2019 8:53pm)

Imagine having enough money in your account for this to happen to ye by Gregplane (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 6:09pm)

I’m pretty sure it gets more tense. My partner used to work in an off license and would hate doing a shift on old firm day. She said it brought out the ABSOLUTE worst of the worst. Would spend all day turning folk down and getting into arguments usually barring people for their conduct. by Gregplane (Sun 31st Mar 2019 7:25am)

How much were these troops the goths in school!? by Gregplane (Sun 5th May 2019 12:39pm)

I read that as surprise on the Clyde by Gregplane (Sat 11th May 2019 9:02am)

Yet the only public transport to the airport is a bus service 🤦🏻‍♂️ by Gregplane (Wed 15th May 2019 10:26am)

I recently went boosh at the council on Twitter after I seen the bin cunts use the new big blue recycling bin to carry the general waste from the bin shed to the bin lorry, so over a weeks worth of recycling straight in the landfill. Genuinely feel like the council need to have a culture change amongst their staff before things will improve. Edit-words are hard by Gregplane (Wed 22nd May 2019 11:10pm)

Cycling in Glasgow is horrendous, drivers have no empathy at all. by Gregplane (Mon 27th May 2019 4:41pm)

You’re 100% correct I was too quick to comment. Although as I said it’s always the arseholes that make me fear for my life that I remember. by Gregplane (Mon 27th May 2019 5:49pm)

I concur. by Gregplane (Mon 27th May 2019 6:04pm)

This sounds highly illegal..... by Gregplane (Mon 24th Jun 2019 1:09pm)

The team that comes up are very efficient and work hard not to delay anyone. The first strike naturally had problems til it was figured out. Now the only problems is the “handover” when the GLA staff finish and contingency staff start and vice Versa. They effectively close the airport during this time. All security points close briefly and no aircraft are allowed to move/start engines while the fire fighters carry out their handover. Unless you’re going through at the handover time you should be okay. by Gregplane (Mon 1st Jul 2019 3:15pm)

80yr old dies, probably of natural causes, but it was outside mosque so ye know let’s speculate! Throw in the word LOCKDOWN, that’ll help. Click bait shite by Gregplane (Thu 11th Jul 2019 8:51am)

It’s beyond a joke! Consistently on here I see this and on Twitter. There’s even an account set up on twitter called @mankyglasgow that just showcases the mess and @s GlasgowCC. While I agree there’s a fair few folks that don’t manage their waste accordingly, bins consistently overflowing, going weeks without being emptied is unacceptable and becoming the norm! I’m sick of it! by Gregplane (Wed 17th Jul 2019 10:25am)

Rarely look busy when I pass I’m there couple times a month and generally they are just standing there. Dunno why we are getting downvoted 😂 by Gregplane (Thu 18th Jul 2019 5:18pm)

How though? It’s the car park that’s disabled parking on ground floor, general public on first floor then the rest staff parking. How does the random guy differentiate between who should and shouldn’t park there? by Gregplane (Thu 18th Jul 2019 5:16pm)

Thank you for your insight by Gregplane (Fri 19th Jul 2019 10:54am)

You mean the same residents moaning that hospital staff are parking outside their houses on their streets? Cool. by Gregplane (Fri 19th Jul 2019 2:40pm)

9 out of 10 dentists agree by Gregplane (Sun 4th Aug 2019 1:01pm)

-30 [deleted] 😲 What did I miss!? 😂 by Gregplane (Thu 15th Aug 2019 2:13pm)

I’m on mobile app, any tricks for me? by Gregplane (Thu 15th Aug 2019 11:16pm)

Legendary by Gregplane (Fri 16th Aug 2019 12:59am)

Anyone know any unreputable welly suppliers, like how does one become that? by Gregplane (Sat 17th Aug 2019 1:30pm)

Hang a Magic Tree on her door handle? I recommend New Car Scent. by Gregplane (Thu 22nd Aug 2019 4:12pm)

Literally talking about slave trade and you’re worrying about students suffering........really!?! by Gregplane (Sat 24th Aug 2019 2:21pm)

Well I’m sorry if Sebastian doesn’t get a discount Shinty stick for the GU team 🙄 by Gregplane (Sat 24th Aug 2019 4:01pm)

I’m 100% sure GU wouldn’t venture into this if it would compromise the teaching and reputation of its establishment. by Gregplane (Sat 24th Aug 2019 4:24pm)

Book in advance and you can get a seat for £50ish by Gregplane (Mon 2nd Sep 2019 11:12am)

Green bin is always late meant to be Friday but they seem to just come when they want Saturday morning, Monday, Thursday it’s a fucken guess. Blue bin is even more sporadic by Gregplane (Mon 9th Sep 2019 2:44pm)

Planes take off and land in the same direction, into wind. At Glasgow this will change from runway 05 to runway 23 depending on wind direction. Also when the wind speed is higher it doesn’t necessarily mean less throttle will be used, pilots will require throttle to control the aircraft speed as the wind gusts and varies. Source - I work at the airport by Gregplane (Thu 19th Sep 2019 8:27am)

“How much did you spend on that coffee you’re carrying?” Fuck off I just wanna buy some new gutties by Gregplane (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 6:32am)

No vape shops but please by Gregplane (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 6:38am)

Picanto by Gregplane (Wed 23rd Oct 2019 9:46pm)

The wind does separate the pilots from the plane drivers by Gregplane (Mon 13th Jan 2020 6:17pm)

Someone enlighten me, dafuq is MCM? by Gregplane (Mon 17th Feb 2020 10:58pm)

Ironically I didn’t see that coming by Gregplane (Sat 7th Mar 2020 7:41pm)

There’s two, this isn’t a genuine uniform by Gregplane (Sat 7th Mar 2020 7:56pm)

I see him everyday same gear on by Gregplane (Sat 7th Mar 2020 8:03pm)

Sorry you got down voted sparkles I’ve got two autistic kids but thankfully have incredibly understanding kind neighbours. by Gregplane (Sat 2nd May 2020 6:37pm)

You can’t beat a paralysed person to walk but what you’re suggesting parents that can’t keep disabled kids quiet are lazy. Stop being a dick. by Gregplane (Sat 2nd May 2020 6:40pm)

Your reply just shows how ignorant you are. Verbal stims are not “routine”. A child is going to verbal stim whether they are in the house or not so what do you propose? They don’t get let out??!! Maybe you should have self awareness about your views on being disabled and having an impact on others just by existing. by Gregplane (Sun 3rd May 2020 10:54am)

Are you all the folks that complain when their train is delayed because someone with a wheelchair is waiting for the ramp??? by Gregplane (Sun 3rd May 2020 11:12am)

I disagree on your premise that a child verbal stimming is a routine that the parent carer allowed through laziness. I don’t think anyone should get a free pass you’re taking my words out of context. I just found this thread very ableist with most people more concerned for some adults and not some kids just trying to live their lives. Edit: live love spelling urgh by Gregplane (Sun 3rd May 2020 5:08pm)

But what if you want a decent beer? by Gregplane (Tue 16th Jun 2020 1:39pm)

I’d rather slam my dick in a door by Gregplane (Tue 16th Jun 2020 3:44pm)

Full video at https://twitter.com/amanda_fr81/status/1273242032232955905?s=21 by Gregplane (Thu 18th Jun 2020 10:58am)

They hit the silver Toyota at the top of the picture I drove past the aftermath by Gregplane (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 8:19pm)

Worst viaduct for pedestrians and cyclists in the background there by Gregplane (Sun 28th Jun 2020 8:27am)

I used to cycle west end to the airport, 11 miles each way, march through November. The one thing that got me off the bike and back in the car was other drivers. I was just too feart. The disdain towards myself just trying to get to or from work was unbelievable. Driving needs a culture change, one that actually stops protecting cunts that use their car as a weapon driving them at cyclists to “teach them a lesson” by Gregplane (Mon 13th Jul 2020 3:27pm)

Yeah I’ve put a power of weight on since I stopped. Had to be the tunnel, I start work before the ferry guys. Some parts aren’t too bad with the dual carriageways and it would be hit or miss whether you’d get the extra room from drivers or not. I was thinking of getting back on it and when cycling home passing the tunnel and heading for the bridge at the sec and heading to the Kelvin way to get off the roads as much as I can by Gregplane (Mon 13th Jul 2020 4:47pm)

All completely hypothetical till I get my fat ass back on the bike 😂 by Gregplane (Mon 13th Jul 2020 4:53pm)

I’m in the west end-ish and have never had a problem with EE, I’m now onto my second contract with them. We stream everything from the internet, we don’t even have council telly (fuck you TV license). by Gregplane (Wed 15th Jul 2020 12:18pm)

Facebook market place has a couple of motor groups “Glasgow cars under £500” for example by Gregplane (Sun 19th Jul 2020 5:29pm)

Maybe borrow a family or friends car? Might be someone who isn’t using theirs due furlough or working from home? Obviously folks maybe be more inclined if at the outset you offer to pay and organise insurance by Gregplane (Sun 19th Jul 2020 5:28pm)

That car park is the most ridiculous car park ever, scrape your bumpers on the ground it’s so uneven and charge you more than the fancy Q-parks. A nice space for kids to safely play and people to meet is always welcome in my opinion. by Gregplane (Tue 21st Jul 2020 7:21pm)

TIL - Firhill park street is not in Firhill. by Gregplane (Wed 12th Aug 2020 10:14pm)

They also always have a spare car incase of breakdowns. Source. Work at the airport and see officials/vips arrive all the time by Gregplane (Sat 22nd Aug 2020 9:42am)

Cunts that don’t wear glasses don’t even have an excuse. I literally shop in a haze on condensation but you pal with yer disposable mask that you’ve worn for about 4 months straight you use it to keep your chin toasty ya wank by Gregplane (Thu 15th Oct 2020 6:44pm)

I’m sure folks would volunteer to follow anti maskers round shops with a bell shouting SHAME 🔔SHAME🔔SHAME🔔 by Gregplane (Thu 15th Oct 2020 6:47pm)

The way this is. by Gregplane (Sun 27th Dec 2020 7:28pm)

That we can’t normally drink or that there is an exception for Hogmanay? by Gregplane (Thu 31st Dec 2020 3:08pm)

I was in Tesco Maryhill on Hogmanay plenty cunts without masks, frustrating because Costco is strict on it, why can’t other shops be? by Gregplane (Fri 1st Jan 2021 6:56am)

How fucking long are your legs !? by Gregplane (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 5:32pm)

I said this to my partner last night. They need to be strict and hammer down on folks. Probably going to unpopular but get the army in to support the police if they can’t handle it. Too many law abiding citizens being fucked over by the few. Get a proper lockdown in place get the R number down, get back to normal quicker!! by Gregplane (Tue 5th Jan 2021 6:35am)

The name translates to “big music” by Gregplane (Wed 13th Jan 2021 7:26pm)

Shit I fucked up, thanks!!! by Gregplane (Wed 13th Jan 2021 9:24pm)

There’s a guy on Facebook marketplace that does them too by Gregplane (Mon 18th Jan 2021 3:16pm)

Downvoted for being wrong, really? by Gregplane (Sun 7th Feb 2021 6:14pm)

Aye, every single mason 😆 by Gregplane (Wed 17th Feb 2021 5:20pm)

Go for a walk round the abbey it’s pretty. Also best bet is check just eat and have a look at the reviews. If the hotel is close to the airport, at the back of the west service yard there’s a nature reserve that’s a nice walk by Gregplane (Wed 17th Feb 2021 11:14pm)

Last time I was there it was just a bog with “professional” dog walkers with too many dugs Edit spelling by Gregplane (Thu 18th Feb 2021 10:13pm)

What car did you get? I’d highly recommend heading for the car park that sits over faslane nice we drive and nice spot to chill https://maps.apple.com/?ll=56.076845,-4.810191&q=Marked%20Location&_ext=EiYpSOJmOkQJTEAxc91TI9lFE8A5xreMlmoKTEBBkR8gh101E8BQBA%3D%3D&t=h by Gregplane (Thu 18th Feb 2021 10:32pm)

Cleaner than diesel by Gregplane (Sun 21st Feb 2021 7:28pm)

For every 10 buses that are courteous there’s 1 that’s impatient, same with cars. I cycle commuted west end to Paisley everyday for 5 years there was ups and downs but mostly it was all good. Thanks to COVID/furlough/wage reductions I’ll be getting rid of my second car and cannot wait to get back on the bike by Gregplane (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 11:10am)

What she said! Literally agree with it all! by Gregplane (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 11:15am)

Instead of paying for more street sweepers how about we put the justice system into action and use the folks serving Community Service to clean the streets? by Gregplane (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 7:23pm)

WTAF is with these cunts!? by Gregplane (Mon 8th Mar 2021 7:28am)

Every electrical box in the west end has “squirt” tagged on it, it’s fricken everywhere by Gregplane (Wed 10th Mar 2021 8:14am)

Registration plates makes it easier for you to overtake in a heavy van? What’s your point here. by Gregplane (Thu 18th Mar 2021 11:50am)

There’s also Turo app where you can hire folks cars for reasonable prices by Gregplane (Thu 15th Apr 2021 8:03am)

If you are going ahead with buying a car be sure to read up on the LEZ restrictions for the city centre if you live there or plan on driving there. I made the mistake of buying a euro5 diesel Honda CRV when I should’ve bought the petrol version. by Gregplane (Thu 15th Apr 2021 8:08am)

Maybe easier to apologise than ask for permission? by Gregplane (Thu 15th Apr 2021 8:13am)

I believe the raid was being carried out by Home Office Immigration Officers who then called the actual police when the crowd showed up. I don’t think police Scotland carry out immigration raids by Gregplane (Thu 13th May 2021 5:43pm)

Was it a grey/silver small possibly BMX bike? There was one lying just off cadder road last week for 2 days by Gregplane (Mon 17th May 2021 1:25pm)

https://imgur.com/gallery/bOji1mZ check this wank from my street last week.... by Gregplane (Mon 17th May 2021 1:55pm)

I really love Kelvin Way, the massive trees lining it, I’m going to miss driving along it by Gregplane (Tue 18th May 2021 8:20pm)

Why do I feel like this is not inclusive and borderline abusive. Like someone could *need* to nip out for temporary medication/childcare emergency and want to come back!? by Gregplane (Thu 9th Sep 2021 11:05pm)

No legal requirement for a helmet on a quad btw. Tbf they’re just a donor waiting to happen without on by Gregplane (Mon 13th Sep 2021 9:40pm)

Be easier buying a banger of a car ready for the scrappy and blocking the exit. “Whoops did I block the exit, how silly of me, sawweee” That way it’s incompetence and not false imprisonment by Gregplane (Mon 13th Sep 2021 9:45pm)

Driving through there is infuriatingly slow. Worse when trying to get on the m8 in opposite direction at Cowcaddens. Worst Cunts driving up the right hand turn lane and cutting in just after the Nissan garage. by Gregplane (Tue 14th Sep 2021 10:08pm)

The right hand lane is a RIGHT TURN ONLY LANE, there is no merge only cunts forcing their way in at the traffic lights. by Gregplane (Fri 17th Sep 2021 4:22pm)

There was one smack bang in the middle of George’s square like the other week there? by Gregplane (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 7:03am)

Down votes, really wtf? by Gregplane (Sat 25th Sep 2021 4:38pm)

What a legend, I’m so jealous!! by Gregplane (Tue 9th Nov 2021 9:52pm)

Not in hospitality or anything, had very little to do with the whole thing. Except, there’s been events held at a location in Maryhill, The Engine Works, a nice events location but the sheer amount of vehicles blocking Lochburn road, chauffeurs waiting hours with engines idling. Cars parked right up to the canal viaduct literally blocking it. I just want to get to/from work/kids school. We walked one afternoon to get the kids from school and on the way back they were parked up on the pavement blocking it so they could double park on the street. I’m aware this is nothing on the abuse hospitality workers receive, you guys work hard and have all my respect (and patience), just wanted to add my 2 pence. by Gregplane (Tue 9th Nov 2021 9:50pm)

I’m in Maryhill and a van comes every night. I stopped going when they done away with the card machine cause I never have cash, ye can even get hotdogs off my van, he wraps them on tinfoil to keep em warm til yer back in yer hoose by Gregplane (Mon 13th Dec 2021 10:13pm)

Don’t wait for the inspection that could be postponed/cancelled. You need bins, get onto them first thing this morning. by Gregplane (Mon 24th Jan 2022 6:08am)

I’m sure I seen a flat earth group meeting at a pub in finnieston by Gregplane (Thu 27th Jan 2022 6:19am)