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Human_Parfait9516

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  • When I want a bridie, I just want a good standard bridie. Look into Betty's pies in parkhead. There only open for half a day coz the sell out. Nothin fancy on the menu. Standard bridies, mince pies, apple pies and all that by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 6th Nov 2021 2:07pm)
  • Barhead advertisment. "It's awrite noo" by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 16th Nov 2021 8:51pm)
  • Ma mate stays there. Said it used to be shite then they done it all up and chased out all the scumbags fae where he stays. Says it awrite noo. by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 16th Nov 2021 8:51pm)
  • My mum wanted to join the bowling club (not sure if it was the same one) but the said men's bowling comes first and the women were supposed to make cups of tea and sandwiches for the men n aw that. She said it was a bit old fashioned for her likes. Not sure what club it was by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 2:08pm)
  • She actually used to be a teacher and volunteers two morning a week by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 3:03pm)
  • Its a wee primary class she takes. She takes the ones that are real struggling and helps them out with maths by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 4th Dec 2021 3:09pm)
  • It Wal always the thickness of the wine. The higher numbers were thick and the low numbers were thinner. Never done it with the half bottles mind you l, always thought that was daft by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 7th Dec 2021 7:56am)
  • Look to easterhouse, mate. That or springboig, shettleston. East end man. Certain bits aren't that expensive. I'm in a 1 bed flat next to shettleston station and it cost 57 grand. It's a foot bit anaw ,budhill. I never read the thread but it's much cheaper than 199 grand. And I'll be your neighbour. Look out you window, can u see me waving at you? Helllooooo????? by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 10:21pm)
  • It's an absolute sellers market. I was going to sell my flat that was priced at 53 grand. I waited till now (well it just sold but the offer was accepted 4 months ago) and I got 62 grand for it. That markup in 5 to 8 months is fuckin ridiculous by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 10th Dec 2021 10:25pm)
  • Aye man. Looks like a wee carpet beetle/worm. If I remember correctly the Latin name translates as devourer of flesh. I might be talkin shite though by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 12th Dec 2021 9:36am)
  • Betty's pies, Parkhead. All pies made in Scotland by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 8th Jan 2022 11:47am)
  • Small time landlord here. I rent 1 flat out for 400 a month. I haven't put the rent up since I started. Letting agency keeps asking me to put it up by 5% but I do alright out of it. I have sold the other 1 I had in the same location. I got 475 from it never put the rent up for the 3 years I had it. When I handed the keys to the guy buying it he said he was putting it up to 600 a month. East end of glasgow by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 12th Jan 2022 12:19am)
  • Who would want their landlord coming round and cooking dinner. We're not friends by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 12th Jan 2022 9:32am)
  • Absolutely shite. I went to the doctor 7 months ago, they told me they would refer me. I got a questionair in the post. Filled it out, sent it away. I phoned last week they said they had no record of me, anywhere, not even sending the Feist form to me, so they will send out another form, still waiting. I decided a wee while ago to just go down the magic mushroom route. by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 26th Jan 2022 8:45pm)
  • Judas priest by Human_Parfait9516 (Thu 17th Feb 2022 10:16am)
  • Ha. Should just be like " sorry dawg" by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 23rd Feb 2022 11:18pm)
  • I fuckin love this comment by Human_Parfait9516 (Thu 24th Feb 2022 11:59am)
  • I think that's why I started saying it by Human_Parfait9516 (Thu 24th Feb 2022 12:30pm)
  • Glasgow is amazin for metal bands. Scordatura. Co exist. Rip Q- ball Kingpin - a bit too hardore for me. And fuckin loads more by Human_Parfait9516 (Thu 24th Feb 2022 10:41pm)
  • Crystal palace, pretty fuckin good. Cheep enough and if your lookin for the metal crowd a good few go there coz the solid is "absolutely boufin" by Human_Parfait9516 (Thu 24th Feb 2022 11:12pm)
  • I mean, you won't own them but If you want to read the book more that own the book, there are still a good few libraries kicking about Not taking the piss even though I think it sounds piss taking by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 27th Feb 2022 12:07pm)
  • Do you organize your books by genres, alphabetical, or an new thing I have seen, by colour by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 27th Feb 2022 12:26pm)
  • Wrap together a quid ya fucking trumpets. He got told to fuck off by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 20th Apr 2022 10:38am)
  • Depends who's askin by Human_Parfait9516 (Mon 2nd May 2022 11:27am)
  • They really do need to clamp down on this kind of shite. I love coming from and living in glasgow but it is full of absolute retards that just ruin everything. We definitely cannot have nice things. by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 14th May 2022 9:50pm)
  • What did you do? by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 14th May 2022 10:04pm)
  • They never planned for it but they sure knew it was going to happen. It times like this I think facial recognition like china wouldn't be such a bad idea. Any other time it's obviously a terrible idea by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 14th May 2022 10:08pm)
  • If you canny beat them, mate by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 14th May 2022 10:32pm)
  • You ever tried to shag a burd with 2 bottles of bucky in you. Self inflicted infertility by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 14th May 2022 10:31pm)
  • You can tell the people that upvoted my comment know exactly what I'm talking about by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 14th May 2022 11:00pm)
  • Hey, hey, hey there. Don't you know last year it was Celtic fans dressed up as rangers fans. This time it's Celtic fans dressed up as rangers fans pretending to be Celtic fans by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 14th May 2022 11:37pm)
  • I am not insulting them. These people are clearly mentally retarded. by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 8:53am)
  • It was me and yer maw by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 9:54am)
  • Aye, I'm no sayin. All I'm saying is am pretty sure a lot of you probably recognise at least 1 of them by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 9:56am)
  • Aye, it was a fuckin disgrace then anaw. I honestly don't understand the mentality of cunts. I've got pals on both sides and they love a fucking riot by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 10:10am)
  • I'm no a grass, anyway, completely unrelated, what's your name and where were you yesterday,? by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 10:19am)
  • Lookin forward to Wednesday. It's an away game, but, still gonna be a riot by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 10:29am)
  • She was the horse, I was the cunt wae the cone on ma head by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 10:27am)
  • Mate, you're an absolute napkin by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 10:45am)
  • Called out for pointing out the absurd amount of retards that plague Glasgow's streets. My guess is a lot of your mates or family are some of these retarded folk by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 10:52am)
  • Have you got a sausage roll for me. Come down to the station and we can share it. You have also won a prize by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 11:32am)
  • Greggs is it? Is that a first or a last name? by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 11:45am)
  • Sounds like you were one of the wee fannies in the crowd by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 4:43pm)
  • Read the post, mate. In situations like that it's the only way for these cunts to pay for the clean up. It's gonna get put to Celtic to foot the bill for this. Same thing happened last year with rangers by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 4:55pm)
  • Your clearly a genius. by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 5:04pm)
  • Tbh you just destroyed me with this one by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 15th May 2022 5:17pm)
  • I've been on the Melbourne trams. Im I remembering right that you can go on the trains and trams with the same card. And does the card have a daily price cap by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 8th Jun 2022 9:13pm)
  • If I remember correctly all the Glasgow water comes from loch Katrine which was actually 'built' because Glasgow water was shite. Learned it in the clydeside distillery, a great wee place for a whisky taste and tour by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 12th Jul 2022 11:45pm)
  • Well remembered. I always though making a loch would be really fuckin hard by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 13th Jul 2022 7:38am)
  • Thanks by Human_Parfait9516 (Mon 18th Jul 2022 8:03am)
  • I'll check that out. Thanks by Human_Parfait9516 (Mon 18th Jul 2022 8:03am)
  • The word cunt can mean any person male or female animal and sometimes an object. The word doesn't discriminate. Cunts from Glasgow have been woke for decades, just never realized it. by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 19th Jul 2022 7:44am)
  • Sound like you want to stab some new people but nobody is moving to your area by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 20th Jul 2022 8:58pm)
  • I believe the proper spelling is C U N T S by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 31st Jul 2022 10:58am)
  • Don't kill yourself. Just incase anyone hasn't said it. Don't kill yourself. As someone who's friend is coming off a coke addiction and struggling through an alcohol addiction. One thing at a time. Talk to your pals, even though it's hard. If your pals aren't good to talk to ( they might not be the best pals ) talk to your family. If none of this works there are plenty of other option ( probably mentioned in these thread) I have only known the self reflective method to work for me personally but don't stop looking for help. Help is out there, you just have to look for it, it will not look for you. By self reflective I mean sitting with your own thoughts and thinking what the fuck went wrong and hope to fix it. This probably only works with self inflicted depression so look for proper help outside of this media. Don't kill yourself. People love you. by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 31st Jul 2022 11:13pm)
  • Absolutely. Done it maself. Only at a wedding never a funeral by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 9:56am)
  • I only have 1 whisky at a funeral. Been to too many and there is always a fight when there is drink. I wish everyone smoked weed at a funeral, they are too sad, people need a good giggle. Guy I know had a funeral where there where no black clothes allowed. That was a good 1 to go to. by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 12:24pm)
  • I think the law is 8am-7pm If I was working in my flat I would probably start at 10am and finish at 8pm Never had a problem with it. by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 6th Aug 2022 7:28pm)
  • Can confirm, you will find the best shit up there by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 10th Aug 2022 10:05pm)
  • I worked in Primark. I left on good terms but I still wrote my notice on the back of a receipt. I was 17 at the time. If you like the job be a wee bit more respectful than I was by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 14th Aug 2022 10:36pm)
  • I go to the gym group in the forge retail park. There is a bunch of PTs there. I haven't tried them myself but have heard good things about some. If you sing up you get free group classes with some of those PTs, in a small group with free weights (no machines) you just have to check availability through the app. The group stuff looks pretty fun and it comes with the standard membership. (I'm not a gym group promoter) by Human_Parfait9516 (Thu 18th Aug 2022 10:56am)
  • It's pretty good. I've been going for a few months now. It's never been too busy and I'm going at about 7pm. I think that's a close to their buddy times by Human_Parfait9516 (Thu 18th Aug 2022 12:40pm)
  • Glasgow city council doesn't want motors in the city centre. They want you to use public transport. They also owe hundreds oif millions out to the underpaid workers for equal pay dispute. They will also have to pay an extra couple of million with the strike actions happening now and in the future. I work for them. They are a terribly run council. My old gaffer got removed because millions of pounds were not accounted for. We only have about 100 people in our in our department. The council has over a hundred of thousands of workers. Imagine the amount of corrupt or just incompetent managers they have. My point is they are money grabbing, scamming cunts. by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 30th Aug 2022 3:33pm)
  • They did remortgage a lot of things to pay the money that they owe. From what I know they gave the people a pay out like 18 years ago. They didn't put the wage up. I got a pay out about 5 years ago, they didn't put the pay up. There is a huge council wide job revaluation going on and they have no idea how much this will cost. The word is most low paid people are going up a grade or 2 by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 30th Aug 2022 3:45pm)
  • Betty's pies. It's no the city center but it's in parkhead. Not too fat away Good greasy pies by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 4th Sep 2022 12:58pm)
  • The cathouse. They love all that stuff in there by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 6th Sep 2022 6:42pm)
  • H&M. Good jeans that actually fit. I find it hard to find my size 30x32 H&M usually has the size I need by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 10:02pm)
  • Its some guy that goes about screaming in Dennistoun by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 18th Sep 2022 11:11am)
  • We took our wee guy to the barlanark community centre. I think it was Mondays and Thursdays at about 17:00. Depends where you are in Glasgow I suppose by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 18th Oct 2022 8:17pm)
  • Ma neighbours are the same as you. They have a wee wean about 4 years old I think. Runs about daft all the time, fuck all I can do about it, they never get or go to bed at an unreasonable time or anything. As long as they are not on the Nightshift or anything they really have nothing to complain about. The only time I actually banged up on the ceiling was at 6 in the morning when they were making good for the day, they are Chinese so they were smashing a cleaver at about 500 smashes per minute, I was still in my scants so I bashed in the ceiling shouting at them to pack it in. You canny ask a wean, not to be a wean. Ignore them untill they have the balls to actually talk to you by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 20th Nov 2022 7:07pm)
  • I'm sold by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 28th Dec 2022 1:44pm)
  • No idea why you've been downvoted, you were spot on. I'm a junkie and I've got his bike by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 3rd Feb 2023 8:25pm)
  • Typical English profiting of the Scots. Will it never end? by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 3rd Feb 2023 9:59pm)
  • This guy's got heavy primus vibes by Human_Parfait9516 (Mon 6th Mar 2023 1:36pm)
  • We were in the one under the central bridge last week. Got in a fight as we were leaving. Cannae remember exactly what happened coz everyone was steaming by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 1st Apr 2023 10:45pm)
  • Yup three. Also Motorola by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 10:25pm)
  • I passed them the day in shettleston by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 17th Jun 2023 8:11pm)
  • I wouldn't bother making friends with them. A good neighbour is one that leaves you alone and it seems like that's what they are doing. It's always good to have a wee friendly "how you doing" and shit like that,b but In all honesty, as long as they are not causing you any trouble or grief, they are a good neighbour. Just don't bake them any more cakes by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 18th Jun 2023 12:05pm)
  • I was at the bar about three times, never even noticed this. Great fucking gig though by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 27th Jun 2023 2:25pm)
  • Haghill. My auntie used to stay there by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 4th Jul 2023 4:52pm)
  • It was pretty rough when my auntie stayed there. She's been dead about 8 years now but I have heard it's calmed down a wee bit. Hopefully not because she died by Human_Parfait9516 (Tue 4th Jul 2023 4:57pm)
  • DELETED Gotta love blaming thatcher for everything even though it happened on the 1980s (your words) how would you fix the problem that stares 40 years ago. Maybe look at who is in power on Scotland??? by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 7th Jul 2023 12:24am)
  • You realize this guy was trying to blame thatcher for a policy 10years before devolution. Is it fixed yet???? Naw by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 7th Jul 2023 12:52am)
  • What is LA ownership by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 7th Jul 2023 12:56am)
  • How many years did we not have a Torry government. There has not been a constant 40 year Torry bunch of cunts. I'm no defending the Torries, but any cunt that thinks what happens to them is a result of only one party than they a a fucking mongo!!!!!! by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 7th Jul 2023 1:06am)
  • Calm yer tits doon hen by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 7th Jul 2023 1:31am)
  • I quite like KISS but I won't go to see them on th fact that Jean Simmons is an absolute bitch by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 8th Jul 2023 4:52pm)
  • Never even noticed the spelling by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 8th Jul 2023 6:20pm)
  • Glasgow landlord here Its been the law on Scotland for a good few years now that all deposits must be held by a third party. You should check to see if they are even registered with the landlord register in Scotland, this is also a legal requirement. You can check on the register yourself if they are on it. I've got a funny feeling the cunt probably isn't paying tax. Do they let it out through an agent or do they get paid directly? by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 1:05am)
  • A good thing to do is contact your local councilor. They have acces to a whole bunch of info on matters like this and they will help you. Also they really don't like it when landlords are fucking about Edit- they can also look over your tenancy agreement and check that it's all legit by Human_Parfait9516 (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 1:10am)
  • Fuck all you can do about the outside playing/screaming but you should talk to them about inside the close. Tell them the walls act like a fucking amplifier and you can hear it through your whole house. If they are directly above you just start playing your music loud as fuck by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 23rd Jul 2023 7:32pm)
  • I'm glad you had fun. Ma maw was there and she said it was fucking fantastic by Human_Parfait9516 (Mon 24th Jul 2023 12:06am)
  • The cunt never even got a kick ae the baw. Meaning he never got a fair chance by Human_Parfait9516 (Thu 27th Jul 2023 11:47am)
  • Yer aw fur coat and nae knickers by Human_Parfait9516 (Thu 27th Jul 2023 11:45am)
  • Local businesses lost thousands because of organisers bad planning and inability to communicate properly with the owners. Good for Glasgow on camera but shocking for the actual people that live and work in the area. Also the commentators mentioned that they weren't able to fix all the potholes, I thought that was kind of funny by Human_Parfait9516 (Sun 13th Aug 2023 11:02pm)
  • I think the people that believe everything the BBC tells them are a lost cause and need help ASAP. You know, the BBC, the people that covered up Jimmy savil and possibly countless other peados. by Human_Parfait9516 (Fri 25th Aug 2023 11:07am)
  • Iv got a cunt in ma work that launches his rubbish out th window. He says it keeps a guy in a job by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 27th Sep 2023 10:28am)
  • Funny thing is, we work for the council by Human_Parfait9516 (Wed 27th Sep 2023 6:00pm)
  • Seeing this is the high light of my week by Human_Parfait9516 (Mon 20th Nov 2023 12:16pm)