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  • Shut down the other month. Was great for a scran in there, sorely missed. by Kampfchair (Sun 20th Jan 2019 2:15pm)
  • Weird question, but have you ever shagged a hunchback? by Kampfchair (Thu 31st Jan 2019 6:24pm)
  • My now wife and I had our first winch in there. I've got nothing else to add here. by Kampfchair (Sat 9th Mar 2019 2:56pm)
  • Some of the felts came off my shed roof. It's a disaster out there. by Kampfchair (Tue 12th Mar 2019 10:08pm)
  • First in, best dressed! Anyone suggest a pub that shows the football and serves gluten free beer? Trying to accommodate for my brother in law and it's proving to be a pure pain in the arse. Don't know how lucky you've got it! by Kampfchair (Sat 30th Mar 2019 7:38am)
  • Solid shout, didn't even think of there by Kampfchair (Sat 30th Mar 2019 8:56am)
  • Absolutely cracking idea, time to bring Glasgow's transport infrastructure into the 21st Century. by Kampfchair (Mon 29th Apr 2019 7:23pm)
  • JUNKIE FIGHT by Kampfchair (Sat 4th May 2019 11:11am)
  • Contact your bank and contact action fraud. No really much else you can do on top of that by Kampfchair (Tue 7th May 2019 7:12pm)
  • naawwww by Kampfchair (Fri 21st Jun 2019 10:47am)
  • Be thankful you don't have to have laws protecting you. by Kampfchair (Tue 6th Aug 2019 9:18am)
  • Last day at work before my holidays for my birthday. Fucking yaldi troops have a good one xoxo by Kampfchair (Fri 27th Sep 2019 8:17am)
  • I see someone is trying to get a head start on their spring cleaning... https://imgur.com/pEFhR85.jpg by Kampfchair (Fri 17th Jan 2020 8:23am)
  • https://imgur.com/7cUBO8R.jpg by Kampfchair (Fri 17th Jan 2020 10:31am)
  • Bucks Bar is my go-to. by Kampfchair (Sun 23rd Feb 2020 11:01pm)
  • Would be happy to help! by Kampfchair (Thu 19th Mar 2020 6:39pm)
  • First in, best dressed. My absolute trooper of a wife has been in labour for 22 hours now. I'm stuck in the house cause I'm not allowed in the hospital due to the lockdown. This is fucking dreadful. by Kampfchair (Mon 13th Apr 2020 6:07am)
  • Thanks for all the kind words yesterday! My wee daughter was born yesterday evening, mum was a trooper and in labour for 32hrs before baby needed a bit of help getting out and had a caesarian. Everyone is doing fine. An absolutely mental life event for everyone! by Kampfchair (Tue 14th Apr 2020 4:48pm)
  • Definitely a 2bomb. 3 litres are obviously 3bombs. by Kampfchair (Fri 24th Apr 2020 4:39pm)
  • Nothing to add in here but much support for you and your son. You sound like a really great parent. by Kampfchair (Tue 28th Apr 2020 3:00pm)
  • Carman, how'd you get like that? by Kampfchair (Fri 22nd May 2020 11:18am)
  • Kingston Bridge is 50 years old tomorrow, wee fun bridge fact for yees. by Kampfchair (Thu 25th Jun 2020 10:56pm)
  • Raging at this, Scott was the only reason I went down Finneston. Topper of a haircut and chat off the guy. by Kampfchair (Tue 18th Aug 2020 9:29pm)
  • £2.50 a pint of Tennents. Glasgow's best kept secret by Kampfchair (Wed 2nd Sep 2020 12:41pm)
  • Used to do this walking from Pollokshaws Road to Central most days, I never had any issues doing it. You do kind of hit a bit of a suspect bit nearer Govanhill but not once did I have any problems. If you stick to the main road you'll be fine. Loads of buses en route too if it's snowing/raining sideways and you don't feel like it! by Kampfchair (Tue 8th Sep 2020 11:04am)
  • I never knew that you had to apply for permission 😬. Got married 3 years ago and had all of our photos taken in Glasgow Green no bother. by Kampfchair (Fri 16th Oct 2020 4:32pm)
  • I can't offer a solution, there's been plenty in the thread better than what I can do, all I can offer is my absolute support and an ear to talk to when the going gets tough. I know from watching family go through addiction it's rough as fuck so if you ever need a completely non judgemental conversation, drop me a DM anytime. Good luck 👍🏻 by Kampfchair (Fri 13th Nov 2020 12:14am)
  • You awright mate? by Kampfchair (Sat 9th Jan 2021 7:13pm)
  • Here mate you awright by Kampfchair (Tue 19th Jan 2021 3:14pm)
  • My Mrs asked me if I had ever heard of "Cali Brunch" after hearing about this by Kampfchair (Thu 28th Jan 2021 12:19am)
  • Aye to be fair they're not the biggest. You tried getting any online? Or at a halal butcher / Chinese supermarket? SeeWoo definitely do them, not exactly southside friendly thiufh by Kampfchair (Mon 1st Feb 2021 12:27am)
  • Best ones I've got are out of LIDL tbh, the one on Victoria Rd usually has them. by Kampfchair (Mon 1st Feb 2021 12:05am)
  • Anyone know how long it takes for a bus lane fine to come through? Made a cunt of it at Nelson Mandela Place dropping my auld maw off at the breast cancer screening place and feel like I'm on borrowed time before I owe the council £60. by Kampfchair (Tue 30th Mar 2021 9:56am)
  • Was around a fortnight ago, maybe they've assumed my damobile is an Uber. by Kampfchair (Tue 30th Mar 2021 1:57pm)
  • Thought Scott had given up the shop last year. Would be delighted if he opens up again. Lisa's place down the road is a completely different shop now, know there's a history between them which isn't for here though. by Kampfchair (Sun 18th Apr 2021 7:51pm)
  • What's the script on building a fence out my back garden? There's one there the now at the boundary between us and our neighbours, but it's waist high and the cunts won't stop looking in every time I'm in the garden. Can I just chuck one up? Do I need planning permission? by Kampfchair (Mon 26th Apr 2021 1:37pm)
  • Thanks for this, seems like the only issue I'll have is objections from the wanks next door. by Kampfchair (Mon 26th Apr 2021 1:46pm)
  • The roundabout at Glasgow airport after you come off the A737 from Ayrshire is a cunt. Especially the bit before the M8 eastbound turn off where you need to be in the right lane, amount of maniacs trying to turn into you from the left is unreal. by Kampfchair (Thu 29th Apr 2021 2:49pm)
  • Happening wee barra by Kampfchair (Sat 29th May 2021 11:28pm)
  • I bought my car from them in February outright in cash, obviously didn't tell them that from the offset. Tbh they were fine to deal with and I negotiated a chunk off the price with them no bother. Heard some horror stories off them though so YMMV by Kampfchair (Fri 25th Jun 2021 4:28pm)
  • Best of luck, hope you absolutely smash it! by Kampfchair (Tue 29th Jun 2021 10:49am)
  • Probably an obvious answer to this, but anyone know why the "new bit" of the M74 is fucking dreadful for surface water? Can't just be shit drainage. by Kampfchair (Tue 10th Aug 2021 10:51am)
  • Fucking creased at this by Kampfchair (Sat 28th Aug 2021 10:03am)
  • Dunno why you're getting downvoted for this, it's the only true answer in the thread. Guy at my work (I work at Skypark) used the LIDL car park across the road daily, got taken to court and lost. Granted he had been doing it daily for months but the company can take you to court. If it's just the one though I doubt they'll go after you with all guns blazing. by Kampfchair (Sun 5th Sep 2021 8:13am)
  • What a waste. by Kampfchair (Sun 14th Nov 2021 7:09pm)
  • Better watch out for when Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bombs by Kampfchair (Mon 13th Dec 2021 5:31pm)
  • Citylink do a direct bus from Buchanan Street, should be able to chuck skis in the luggage bit underneath by Kampfchair (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 8:45am)
  • Underground da fighting ring. by Kampfchair (Thu 10th Feb 2022 9:49am)
  • Mind they're actually people too. by Kampfchair (Wed 20th Apr 2022 9:22am)
  • A hector by Kampfchair (Sun 1st May 2022 8:05pm)
  • The main part of it is a bit of a shitehole tbh, and it's a bit of a stretch to call it Glasgow it's so far out! Whilst far from an exact science, https://simd.scot/ is a good way of seeing how "nice" an area is. by Kampfchair (Tue 10th May 2022 7:00pm)
  • Have ye got any cheese fur ma weasel? by Kampfchair (Tue 21st Jun 2022 3:02pm)
  • I can get signal with Vodafone through Cowcaddens to St Enoch but nothing outside of that. by Kampfchair (Fri 1st Jul 2022 12:11pm)
  • My pal is trying to claim the Laurieston is a staunch rangers pub, boys haverin by Kampfchair (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 11:24am)
  • Aye that was my thinking. Laurieston is one of the best pubs around. by Kampfchair (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 2:42pm)
  • Report it to credit reference agencies too, as well as the police. by Kampfchair (Fri 8th Jul 2022 10:58pm)
  • Can't believe you've brought this up after the incident. That's my weekend fucking ruined. by Kampfchair (Fri 15th Jul 2022 2:09pm)
  • Chucked you a pm by Kampfchair (Sun 31st Jul 2022 10:33pm)
  • Naw, absolutely fair fucks to the women's game. I have a wee girl and I hope this spurs her on to be good at football to stop this happening again. by Kampfchair (Mon 1st Aug 2022 9:19pm)
  • Rough as fuck but you can get a pint for £2.50. by Kampfchair (Fri 16th Sep 2022 11:06pm)
  • Z Cars definitely take care mate by Kampfchair (Fri 7th Oct 2022 3:07pm)
  • Must have been an emotional day if even the cakes in tiers by Kampfchair (Mon 10th Oct 2022 5:23pm)
  • Sonervell in Cambuslang are my go to. by Kampfchair (Sun 13th Nov 2022 12:04pm)
  • £2.50 in the 8-ball above the Scotia last time I was in, fucking rougher than yer uncles knuckles but. by Kampfchair (Sun 8th Jan 2023 8:34pm)
  • Why are Morton's rolls infinitely better? by Kampfchair (Sat 21st Jan 2023 9:57pm)
  • Davy McLean wanks on all fours by Kampfchair (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 9:48pm)
  • This. by Kampfchair (Tue 18th Apr 2023 9:00pm)
  • I've tested positive for COVID this week (which is a riddy) so I'm confined to the spare room this week. Absolutely fucking bored out my tits. by Kampfchair (Thu 22nd Jun 2023 10:51am)
  • If you've bought a tenement they've went and bought an elevenement by Kampfchair (Thu 27th Jul 2023 12:34pm)
  • Crispy Morton's roll, ton of butter, tattie scone, square sausage, runny fried egg, brown sauce in that order. by Kampfchair (Sun 19th Nov 2023 5:18pm)
  • Illegal da fighting ring operates here. by Kampfchair (Tue 21st Nov 2023 6:26pm)
  • Stayed up til 5 watching the NFL and I'M FUCKING DYING by Kampfchair (Tue 12th Dec 2023 8:56am)