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PrawnTheMcJuicer

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  • Perfect for a wee swim. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Tue 26th Feb 2019 7:37am)
  • Ignore the ‘exclusive to smart card holders’ bit, it’s not. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Tue 29th Oct 2019 2:09pm)
  • Maybe we should make buskers audition like they do in Paris...? by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sun 9th Feb 2020 1:40am)
  • To be fair, there’s manky cunts everywhere! by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Wed 19th Feb 2020 10:42pm)
  • Representing the tanning salons. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sun 12th Jul 2020 5:15pm)
  • My youngest memory of Glasgow was walking through the city centre after school, probably around 1987, looking down at my school shoes and discovering I had a whole scotch pie stuck to the bottom of one. When I shut my eyes I can still see that greasy wee pie peaking out from under my sole. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Thu 13th Aug 2020 11:07am)
  • Did an actor from River City not go in for a scene and end up hospitalised? by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 14th Aug 2020 12:39am)
  • It’s manky and selfish as fuck. Imagine if you were blind or visually impaired and can’t see all the shite lying around? I thought this [Dog DNA database](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-50303244) was a good idea. Unfortunately it didn’t work because council couldn’t enforce it. Just need to make it compulsory to get dogs dna swabbed nationally and make the fines big enough to make it a deterrent. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Mon 28th Sep 2020 7:49pm)
  • God I miss taking Ketamine. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 9th Oct 2020 9:36pm)
  • Our purple bin has been emptied once since March. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sat 30th Jan 2021 12:51pm)
  • Also Phillies in Shawlands if you’re in this neck of the woods. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sun 31st Jan 2021 11:11am)
  • Get yer jaxie in a taxi by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sun 28th Feb 2021 8:53am)
  • Shepherds lit that ‘yass man’ by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Tue 2nd Mar 2021 11:36am)
  • Aye, the pants guy too from the Southside. I’m artistically challenged and I could draw a pair of pants. Pointless shite. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Wed 10th Mar 2021 1:56am)
  • They’re not really bureaucrats, the pay afforded to councillors probably makes it not worth while for the scope of the job. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Wed 31st Mar 2021 8:52pm)
  • Needs a slight weejional adjustment: “Don’t be a t̶o̶s̶s̶e̶r̶ cunt, use a bin or take it home.” by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 9th Apr 2021 7:38am)
  • They might not be Glaswegian, loads probably came in from West Lothian, North Lanarkshire etc. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sun 16th May 2021 11:11am)
  • Definitely a few jokers kicking about! by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Thu 20th May 2021 7:44pm)
  • Getting A Beautiful Mind vibes! by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Wed 2nd Jun 2021 10:49am)
  • You can report speeding concerns to the council [here](https://www.glasgow.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=21548). by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 16th Jul 2021 11:01am)
  • I feel your pain! I’ve got a racetrack outside my house that kicks off at midnight. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 16th Jul 2021 6:47pm)
  • ‘Music’ is a stretch. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sat 18th Sep 2021 4:28pm)
  • Sundays at the Stag & Thistle has been good lately. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Wed 20th Oct 2021 2:48pm)
  • Jeremy from Peep Show on vocals. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Mon 8th Nov 2021 8:49pm)
  • Everyone should sign up to: [https://www.getglasgowmoving.org](https://www.getglasgowmoving.org) by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Mon 6th Dec 2021 10:13am)
  • Seems like a lot of admin to arrange the bottles in order! Also to manufacture them all slightly differently. Suppose monks have got plenty of time because of all the fun they’re not having. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Tue 7th Dec 2021 12:51pm)
  • Petition to get the council to improve it here: https://chng.it/YQP6kz7PC5 by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Thu 31st Mar 2022 10:08am)
  • The main problem is probably apathy… 250 upvotes, 178 comments moaning about the council and the state of the place. Most people haven’t signed [the petition](https://chng.it/YQP6kz7PC5) demanding the council to get the park fixed up. 🤔 by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 1st Apr 2022 11:21am)
  • Your mate had his wedding reception there??? by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 8th Apr 2022 6:52pm)
  • I don’t think they’re handwritten, just very realistic printing. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 15th Apr 2022 8:39am)
  • [This eternal classic](https://youtu.be/scNLfr1EP08) by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sat 16th Apr 2022 11:54am)
  • How the fuck does this have -15 downvotes? by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Thu 5th May 2022 1:09am)
  • Do the still sell fiver-bits? by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 4th Nov 2022 11:54pm)
  • The Celino Special is a work of genius - Parma ham, salami, Emmental cheese, lettuce, mayo and sunblushed tomato on a ciabatta. Perfection. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sat 5th Nov 2022 4:29pm)
  • Yes! They’re about to start a participatory consultation with parents and kids to find out what kind of park people want. £130k earmarked so far for redevelopment. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sun 19th Mar 2023 11:08pm)
  • There’s a survey up at [improveourpark.co.uk](http://improveourpark.co.uk) by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Tue 25th Apr 2023 6:17pm)
  • They tried to charge us £65k for a survey for our tenement! They said once the survey had been done we’d be liable for the repairs listed and pursued us aggressively for it. My sister ended up taking them to a tribunal and they lost. Total racketeering and very stressful for everyone involved. We managed to get rid of them, switched to Anne Gordon property who were much better - that was about ten years ago. Straight forward to switch but you need to get everyone on board. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Thu 27th Apr 2023 9:27am)
  • “I see dead p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ salmon…” by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 23rd Jun 2023 6:38pm)
  • Found a [Petition](https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/631449). “Amend the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991 by including more dog breeds to be banned” by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Thu 6th Jul 2023 6:19pm)
  • Bar Vini by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Tue 11th Jul 2023 8:02am)
  • How do you hear quiet instruments? Vocals, acoustic guitar, violin? You could easily have a decibel limit, I’ve got an app on my phone that does that fairly accurately. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 12:36am)
  • There’s also [Colin The Plumber](https://www.colintheplumber-glasgow.co.uk)! “Fuck, av got a leaky faucet, time to… Colin The Plumber” by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Tue 25th Jul 2023 8:54am)
  • Without the music. by PrawnTheMcJuicer (Fri 8th Sep 2023 12:37am)