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Joanna dees. by onedayinmygarden (Sun 10th Feb 2019 12:44pm)

My mate Simon had one of those on Saturday night. Says he didn't feel so great yesterday so just be careful is all I'm saying. by onedayinmygarden (Mon 25th Mar 2019 7:23am)

>First thing Monday, i'm gonna be tearing someone a new anal opening about this. Lol. No you're not. by onedayinmygarden (Sun 31st Mar 2019 7:02am)

Just put them up as a job lot by onedayinmygarden (Mon 15th Apr 2019 5:36pm)

Just do it on the sly, it just can't be listed as room if you sell the house by onedayinmygarden (Fri 19th Apr 2019 7:53am)

What is it you do/are looking to do? by onedayinmygarden (Fri 19th Apr 2019 11:29am)

Agreed by onedayinmygarden (Fri 19th Apr 2019 7:10pm)

Its not a mistake spotting contest. People shouldn't apply their own rules - the rules are objective for consistency. Consistency helps predictability and predictability(in terms of driving) helps safety. I think that's his point. by onedayinmygarden (Thu 23rd May 2019 6:52am)

"I take exception your use of a Southern American contraction to the point that i'm willing to be a penis and overlook the central question you have posed. As such, i request that you take your leave to a destination which matters not to me. However, before you do might i say that i am no doubt that you are ruminant mammal most likely of bovine heritage" by onedayinmygarden (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 10:03pm)

Managed to get in just as it was piling up and took the m74 cutoff East bound. Was tailed back all the way to Polmadie cutoff then. Glad I made it as I was seriously going to piss myself if I had to sit in that. by onedayinmygarden (Wed 17th Jul 2019 9:00pm)

I don't know but as someone who is about to move in with my girlfriend and rent out my flat, this scares me 🙁 by onedayinmygarden (Thu 18th Jul 2019 9:25pm)

Letting agents arent responsible for anything. If they mess up then the buck stops with me. It's one flat so they don't contribute enough that's its worth using a letting agent by onedayinmygarden (Sun 28th Jul 2019 5:17pm)

Fair point by onedayinmygarden (Sun 28th Jul 2019 5:27pm)

They should be up in an hour or so... Can I get you a cup of tea in the meantime? by onedayinmygarden (Sat 10th Aug 2019 7:26am)

Lol by onedayinmygarden (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 9:24pm)

ITT: Pancakes and pish patter, opinions that don't matter and a shitpost in tatters by onedayinmygarden (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 10:59pm)

I've lived in Haghill now for two years and never had any issues. Neighbours are friendly and some wee house across the road has put a proper effort into their garden. Somebody did get stabbed the other day but apart that its fine. Dunno why everyones getting their knickers in a twist about Haghill. by onedayinmygarden (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 11:09pm)

Brexit by onedayinmygarden (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 11:28pm)

ITT: mystery gold, fighting of old and a book to be sold by onedayinmygarden (Wed 4th Sep 2019 8:58pm)

Lol by onedayinmygarden (Wed 4th Sep 2019 10:12pm)

No u by onedayinmygarden (Wed 4th Sep 2019 10:18pm)

top shitposting by onedayinmygarden (Mon 9th Sep 2019 7:47pm)

It was a compliment by onedayinmygarden (Mon 9th Sep 2019 9:51pm)

Nowhere if you are in the east end. by onedayinmygarden (Tue 10th Sep 2019 9:23pm)

Atmosphere isn't so great in asda. Feels more tense than tesco. by onedayinmygarden (Tue 10th Sep 2019 9:22pm)

It's like you are speaking... but in text! by onedayinmygarden (Tue 10th Sep 2019 9:21pm)

yes absolutely. by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 7:04am)

he told me that spicy language makes the world hotter which is obviously what we're trying to avoid. by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 7:03am)

taylor swift by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 7:05am)

Dunno but apparently your question does by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 5:44pm)

Shitter than a shit post...congrats of sorts. by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 5:41pm)

Thought so. Did you do credit checks etc... keen to get someone that will look after the place, pay rent on time etc and in return I'll be a sound landlord by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 8:23pm)

Yeah was going to get bank statements/proof of rent payment - think the credit checks being completed may help my insurance. Avoiding agents since they appear to be a total con especially when all the 'one off' aspects are done. 300 quid to get a tenant then 10% of rent a month to call you when any work needs done... Very good by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 8:33pm)

I won't be too far away thankfully. When you say restrictions - what in particular would you look out for? As far as I'm aware to only requirement is that I have buildings insurance and since I have a factor this is already covered by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 8:43pm)

595 by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 8:54pm)

Don't let you advertise full flats... by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 8:53pm)

Horses for courses, Ive been through all the stuff on scotgov and fine with the legal/admin stuff. Wouldn't mind paying but since a tenant can now just give a month's notice you could potentially be forking that out again sooner rather than later. Will keep it in mind but. by onedayinmygarden (Wed 11th Sep 2019 9:38pm)

Good shout I'll check it out by onedayinmygarden (Thu 12th Sep 2019 9:35am)

Thanks for taking the time to post that - I suppose you are right that you just need to get as best a sense of the person as you can but after that it's just your luck. I'll probably make a point that a standing order needs to be set up and late payment as a matter of course isn't OK. I'll also make a point of asking for confirmation making sure the utilities are set up in their name so if they decide they don't want to pay its not going to end up hitting me. by onedayinmygarden (Thu 12th Sep 2019 6:45pm)

7/10 by onedayinmygarden (Sat 5th Oct 2019 10:06am)

Stabby riff raff by onedayinmygarden (Sat 5th Oct 2019 10:13am)

Believe it was an attempt at satire albiet not a very good one. by onedayinmygarden (Sun 6th Oct 2019 4:14pm)

Comments like this don't help by onedayinmygarden (Sat 14th Dec 2019 11:08pm)

First day touring Prague, eating goulash and swillin staropramen. £1.50 a pint. Enjoy work chumps. by onedayinmygarden (Tue 7th Jan 2020 7:13am)

Beautiful city - make sure you check out the food markets, cheap and delicious! by onedayinmygarden (Sat 11th Jan 2020 9:35am)

God damn insomnia by onedayinmygarden (Sun 12th Jan 2020 5:52am)

Sure if it makes you feel better. Kinda like giving up smoking after being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer much like Johnny Sack. He was still running things for a while but clearly miserable so eventually just said fuck it and started smoking again. Jinny, his wife didn't much like it but I guess he thought if I'm going out im doing it on my terms. Then Phil Leotardo took over who, in my opinion, was a proper boss, despite suffering the humiliation of having his family name changed into a comedy item of clothing, he was strong minded, decisive and took no shit. Always knew when he had the upper hand and used it to devastating effect. Don't get me wrong I liked Johnny Sack but he was soft when phils son got capped. Some people are best at being number 2 I guess. by onedayinmygarden (Fri 17th Jan 2020 11:36am)

Great story by onedayinmygarden (Fri 17th Jan 2020 7:21pm)

Well observed by onedayinmygarden (Mon 20th Jan 2020 11:02pm)

Roger that. I'll be sure to look for a more reputable gate company. An important public safety message. Thank you by onedayinmygarden (Fri 7th Feb 2020 8:29pm)

Go home by onedayinmygarden (Tue 24th Mar 2020 6:12am)

You're right, great. Smashing photo thanks for sharing. Great stuff by onedayinmygarden (Tue 24th Mar 2020 6:19am)

Then maybe now is not the right time to post photos of deserted landmarks in Glasgow. Makes the idiots think its fine to go out you see by onedayinmygarden (Tue 24th Mar 2020 6:16am)

DELETED Lol difference between ordering pork chops and chicken from sanitised sources and ordering raw exotic bats kept in damp infested wet markets. Save being a wank for another day by onedayinmygarden (Sun 29th Mar 2020 1:25pm)

No cos you're a wank and nobody likes you. by onedayinmygarden (Sun 29th Mar 2020 1:38pm)

DELETED The fact you'd get folded quicker than superman on laundry day if you left your tight drum circle of self righteous, sanctimonious koombaya circle jerk and actually spoke to a real person the way you've presented yourself on here. by onedayinmygarden (Sun 29th Mar 2020 2:44pm)

DELETED It's not it's explaining why you are a wank. Trust me bud I'm not going to be the last person ever to call you that. Get used to it. Anyway I'm away to make a bacon burger, see ya wank by onedayinmygarden (Sun 29th Mar 2020 2:53pm)

DELETED Roger that. After than I'm gonna smoke a cigar and drink a beer. But'll I'll raise a wee cheers to you. by onedayinmygarden (Sun 29th Mar 2020 3:02pm)

Surely arresting them would be a sufficient deterrent? by onedayinmygarden (Sun 19th Apr 2020 4:21pm)

No worries better than paying 120 for a rusty 10kh plate on gumtree! by onedayinmygarden (Tue 5th May 2020 3:41pm)

27.99 and 31.99 by onedayinmygarden (Tue 5th May 2020 3:39pm)

https://youtu.be/nlv-Iwc3o1Q some of the 35kg barbell and dumbell sets in stock 60 quid by onedayinmygarden (Wed 6th May 2020 7:59am)

https://youtu.be/nlv-Iwc3o1Q some of the 35kg barbell and dumbell sets in stock 60 quid by onedayinmygarden (Wed 6th May 2020 8:00am)

Neighbours had folk over in their garden until 1am drinking on Thursday there and had the audacity to start clapping at 8 o'clock - so many selfish cunts out there by onedayinmygarden (Sun 31st May 2020 10:17am)

Maybe. Just disheartening that the one time that everyone is asked to think about others before their own selfish needs and so many can't even do that or bend the rules to suit their circumstances. by onedayinmygarden (Sun 31st May 2020 10:59am)

Hope you are right by onedayinmygarden (Sun 5th Jul 2020 5:57pm)

Never been ill look it up, ta by onedayinmygarden (Sat 25th Jul 2020 3:53pm)

That does sound my bag actually and I've been there before so know where you're talking about. Good shout, cheers. by onedayinmygarden (Sat 25th Jul 2020 4:05pm)

Prob won't be up that end but thanks all the same, will keep it in mind next time her pals are visiting lol by onedayinmygarden (Sat 25th Jul 2020 4:10pm)

The vegan/hipster atmosphere but... by onedayinmygarden (Sat 25th Jul 2020 6:42pm)

You're not allowed music on in pubs/bars etc so no. by onedayinmygarden (Wed 26th Aug 2020 4:56pm)

Same. Agreed. by onedayinmygarden (Thu 27th Aug 2020 8:51pm)

Maybe check for covid? by onedayinmygarden (Fri 28th Aug 2020 6:03am)

Same heineken has always given me a way worse hangover than any other beer I can think of. Except the one time we were on the leffe draft all night... That was a sore one financially and hangover wise by onedayinmygarden (Fri 28th Aug 2020 11:47am)

Where do you get that? by onedayinmygarden (Fri 28th Aug 2020 4:07pm)

Is it ironic that a guy most famous for the Mrs Browns Boys grade "comedy" 'Not Going Out' made arguably his only funny joke thanks to being able to travel? by onedayinmygarden (Fri 28th Aug 2020 4:06pm)

Was meant to be going to kraków on Sunday for a few days but latest restrictions have knocked that on the head. I know I know, that was the risk when booking but me and my girlfriend both work in the emergency services and have been knocking our pan in since the start of the year so this was our first break of more than a few days this year :( All in context though as I know so many people are struggling through all this mentally / financially but still, bit of a pisser! Guess we'll see if we can get away up north for a few days! by onedayinmygarden (Fri 2nd Oct 2020 7:27am)

Looks like Hampden maybe? by onedayinmygarden (Sun 4th Oct 2020 3:04pm)

> (when everybody laughed at me for doing so). Read that in partridge. Made me go back and read the whole thing in partridge. Brilliant. by onedayinmygarden (Wed 7th Oct 2020 4:23am)

Needless to say, there are no more fluffy duck cuddler positions available in Glasgow. by onedayinmygarden (Wed 7th Oct 2020 4:33am)

Replace 'your place' with 'milnbank' and I have the exact same experience by onedayinmygarden (Fri 23rd Oct 2020 12:11am)

Www.amazon.co.uk by onedayinmygarden (Sun 15th Nov 2020 4:35pm)

Dalmarnock sanitary works by onedayinmygarden (Wed 18th Nov 2020 7:48pm)