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  • I think you're trying to tell us something, but I can't put my finger on it by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Jan 2019 12:26pm)
  • Fings? Is typing Th that bloody difficult? by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Jan 2019 3:04pm)
  • Steven is a legend tbh by scottmaclellan (Sat 5th Jan 2019 8:14pm)
  • I'm just back from it, and it was great. Good size portions, filled me right up by scottmaclellan (Mon 7th Jan 2019 6:04pm)
  • Irezumi in Partick have done custom work for us in the past by scottmaclellan (Fri 11th Jan 2019 1:43pm)
  • Not the police. Go to Citizens Advice. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Jan 2019 2:54pm)
  • I've always liked Foxes Pacier Sprints for punnage in company names. Their vans go all out and it's great by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Jan 2019 6:32am)
  • So If someone agreed to use a condom while shagging you, and then didn't use one, you'd be fine with it? by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Jan 2019 11:39am)
  • Congrats on missing the point completely. Bellend. by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Jan 2019 12:33pm)
  • No, I was making a point, you're just choosing to ignore it and dish out schoolyard insults. Maybe take a break from reddit and go outside and meet real people for a change. by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Jan 2019 12:46pm)
  • I'm quite glad I have the keys to the food shop. I'll come up with a code word so redditors can't save money on their frozen essentials once the country runs out of fresh food in April. by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Jan 2019 5:26pm)
  • 'There's no danger to him' says the the fanny that's been done twice for serious assault. Absolute prick of a guy. I'd happily watch the cunt getting stabbed. by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Jan 2019 1:38pm)
  • Would I be happy to see a violent, racist conman who demonizes people because of their skin colour and religion? Difficult question really. by scottmaclellan (Sat 19th Jan 2019 9:41am)
  • Are you actually arguing against my wanting to see a Nazi getting a kicking? by scottmaclellan (Sat 19th Jan 2019 5:14pm)
  • Exactly. I'm not going to go out of my way to actually stab him, but if he gets hit by a bus I'm going to miraculously forget all my first aid training. by scottmaclellan (Sat 19th Jan 2019 5:15pm)
  • Saw someone on Facebook selling 2 tickets for 60 quid by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Jan 2019 10:57am)
  • Get another kitten for her to play with. by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Jan 2019 10:57am)
  • The only thing better than one kitten, is more kittens by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Jan 2019 2:11pm)
  • I stay on second avenue and it is really really quiet. by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Jan 2019 2:10pm)
  • Anyone else coming to Enter Shikari tonight? Absolutely buzzing for it by scottmaclellan (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 9:12am)
  • Tonight was great. Enjoy by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Jan 2019 12:32am)
  • I'm sure I read one the other day saying he got off with it because the prosecution lawyers had been telling fibs during the case. by scottmaclellan (Wed 30th Jan 2019 11:15am)
  • He's not even getting a criminal record because of it. That's effectively getting off with it. Yeah, his reputation is fucked til the end of time, but not even a blemish on his criminal record is ripping the cunt. by scottmaclellan (Wed 30th Jan 2019 6:57pm)
  • Whatever's supposed to happen, the wee cunt deserves the jail as an absolute minimum. A quick change of name and move down south and he's effectively got away with it. by scottmaclellan (Thu 31st Jan 2019 5:22pm)
  • These fines aren't enforceable in Scotland tho by scottmaclellan (Thu 31st Jan 2019 11:07pm)
  • He only got done because he was ripping the piss. by scottmaclellan (Fri 1st Feb 2019 6:27am)
  • Clyde Barbers? In the Clyde Shopping centre. Top guys and I'm sure they're unisex. by scottmaclellan (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 2:23pm)
  • Last time I did one I made a note of the questions then emailed them to say my phone crashed during recording and it wouldn't let me back in, and they sent me a new link to do it again. by scottmaclellan (Mon 4th Feb 2019 12:50pm)
  • Can you not get a friend to meet her to get the kid? by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th Feb 2019 7:17pm)
  • Would've been much quicker to just say 'fuck all' by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Feb 2019 2:33pm)
  • Longest line in I've had in months, and I still dont feel great. Got fuck all planned for today, so back to bed it is. by scottmaclellan (Sun 10th Feb 2019 9:47am)
  • Was the thread from yesterday not enough? by scottmaclellan (Sun 10th Feb 2019 9:46am)
  • Sat on my phone for a bit and felt brilliant when I got up. Makes a change from feeling like shit when I went to bed last night :) by scottmaclellan (Sun 10th Feb 2019 9:10pm)
  • Last time that happened to me I ended up in hospital for a weekend. by scottmaclellan (Mon 11th Feb 2019 12:21pm)
  • I woke up an hour and a half after mine was supposed to go off, 20 minutes before I was supposed to be at work. by scottmaclellan (Mon 11th Feb 2019 12:20pm)
  • Mine was an abscess at the back of my throat. I couldn't swallow food and could barely talk. by scottmaclellan (Mon 11th Feb 2019 3:09pm)
  • Spent my morning organising my Warhammer Conquest binder. Now I need to go and do some shopping. Standard day off, tbh. Might even watch some Slopes Game Room when I get home to be a total nerd. by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th Feb 2019 10:50am)
  • Today is my Monday. Not off a full day till next Tuesday:( by scottmaclellan (Wed 13th Feb 2019 8:57am)
  • And not 1 IQ point between them by scottmaclellan (Wed 13th Feb 2019 8:00pm)
  • Not the word I'd use by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th Feb 2019 4:53pm)
  • Absolutely fucked off today. Left work with 5 hours to go yesterday and precisely fuck all got done. by scottmaclellan (Fri 15th Feb 2019 9:32am)
  • Speak to the council. They'll tell you if it's up to them or not by scottmaclellan (Mon 18th Feb 2019 11:28am)
  • Might be best just going to an office, or check see if they have a facebook page. I know WDC do l. by scottmaclellan (Mon 18th Feb 2019 7:03pm)
  • Undertale is brilliant, and I got Smash the other week. First I've played and loving it. Mario Odyssey and Zelda are the obvious choices. by scottmaclellan (Mon 18th Feb 2019 7:01pm)
  • £155 for 3 days in Glasgow green? For an extra £50 I can get a weekend at download with a significantly better lineup. by scottmaclellan (Tue 19th Feb 2019 4:42pm)
  • Happy birthday :) by scottmaclellan (Wed 20th Feb 2019 9:21am)
  • No MadTits. Not worth it by scottmaclellan (Thu 21st Feb 2019 7:41pm)
  • Gforce by scottmaclellan (Sun 24th Feb 2019 8:09pm)
  • Wait, you mean it didn't give you a massive stonner? by scottmaclellan (Tue 26th Feb 2019 4:14pm)
  • First day of 6 days off and I need to wait in for a gas engineer for a safety check. by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th Feb 2019 7:34am)
  • Knowing my luck if I had done that he would've turned up and chapped the door just before I finished. by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th Feb 2019 2:58pm)
  • The 39p is a recommendation. You can charge more, but its widely considered to be a dick move. by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th Feb 2019 10:50pm)
  • It was quite warm yesterday, and you were going to a room full of people. Of course it was going to be warm. Hence all the folk in shorts by scottmaclellan (Thu 28th Feb 2019 9:48am)
  • That'll make breakfast in bed nice and easy by scottmaclellan (Sun 3rd Mar 2019 11:36am)
  • If someone with no contacts, no local history and hardly a grasp of English can get a job and you cant, then chances are theres an issue with you. by scottmaclellan (Tue 5th Mar 2019 1:11pm)
  • Glad to see I'm not the only one that never leaves the parents empty handed. Usually get sausages, yoghurts and cartons of school milk. by scottmaclellan (Wed 6th Mar 2019 8:42pm)
  • They might use you to fill an equal opportunities quota by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th Mar 2019 7:38pm)
  • Read your contract? Not fucking rocket science, is it? by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th Mar 2019 7:37pm)
  • I had the remnants of the previous nights Chinese munch box chucked in the deep fryer. Was properly tasty. I'd give it a 7/10 by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th Mar 2019 11:40pm)
  • Might be helpful if they released CCTV images of him. by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Mar 2019 12:40pm)
  • Plockton? by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Mar 2019 12:59pm)
  • Yeah, Hamish Macbeth is the reason we went there with my mum when I was a nipper. by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Mar 2019 4:59pm)
  • Bad bot by scottmaclellan (Sun 10th Mar 2019 9:30am)
  • Cannot recommend Irezumi enough. Top place. by scottmaclellan (Sun 10th Mar 2019 11:48am)
  • Some cunt from Lincolnshire decided to use my PayPal account to buy themself a pair of airpods. How do I know they're from Lincolnshire? The silly cunt put their home address as the delivery address. by scottmaclellan (Mon 11th Mar 2019 7:52am)
  • Not a clue. All my passwords have been changed, tho. Still got their address, so will mail them a box of rocks with no postage on it or something. by scottmaclellan (Mon 11th Mar 2019 3:40pm)
  • At least wait till the morning when people an actually see before looking for folk moaning about weather damage. by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th Mar 2019 10:11pm)
  • Fuck all else happening in Glasgow today then, SteamieBot? by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th Mar 2019 6:23am)
  • The Weavers have just won another best pub award, so check them out. by scottmaclellan (Thu 21st Mar 2019 7:31am)
  • Hopefully be dead by Christmas. Will still be too good for the cunt. by scottmaclellan (Thu 21st Mar 2019 1:35pm)
  • True, but then I dont really want to be paying to keep the cunt breathing either. by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd Mar 2019 7:01pm)
  • My upstairs neighbour put a note thru my door this morning asking for the wifi password because she has no internet. Absolutely fucking no chance. Shes spoke to us once in the year that shes been in the flat, and expects us to give her our internet password? Not happening love. by scottmaclellan (Fri 29th Mar 2019 8:32am)
  • Why not use nitromors or similar? We used it years ago on window surrounds and it was great. by scottmaclellan (Fri 29th Mar 2019 9:16am)
  • Can we not just send these cunts that love Ireland so much away to, you know, Ireland? by scottmaclellan (Fri 29th Mar 2019 1:46pm)
  • I work with a lassie who got a beautiful forearm tattoo a couple of years back. On her first shift after getting it done, some total weirdo came up to her till, stroked her arm and then kissed her tattoo. Right fucking nutjobs out there. by scottmaclellan (Mon 1st Apr 2019 9:29pm)
  • Irezumi in Partick. They do walkins on Saturdays. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Apr 2019 10:44pm)
  • It's literally called silverburn. Nobody calls it the pollock centre unless they're after attention by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Apr 2019 10:42pm)
  • Why not both? by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Apr 2019 10:27pm)
  • AMK have been great in the past. Once seen a Boulevard van leave their yard and go straight onto the central reservation with a broken axle. Put me right off ever using them. by scottmaclellan (Wed 10th Apr 2019 9:18pm)
  • I'm guessing you brown the meat in a pan before chucking it in the slow cooker with garlic, onions and black beans until its cooked. by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Apr 2019 11:06am)
  • If you're on Facebook, ask on the strathaven community page. Someone there will know someone. by scottmaclellan (Tue 16th Apr 2019 12:05pm)
  • Was on the BBC while back that a homeless person died. This country is a fucking shambles. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 12:57pm)
  • I meant Britain is a shambles. Plenty of money for war and the like, but fuck all to help the people by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 9:11pm)
  • The fact that wee Ruthy told us the only way we could stay in the EU was to vote no, and then took us to an EU referendum that took us out the EU (eventually) pissed me right off. I was yes then, and I still am. by scottmaclellan (Wed 24th Apr 2019 2:29pm)
  • I almost did by scottmaclellan (Thu 25th Apr 2019 8:54pm)
  • The fact that they dont meet environmental health standards(or whatever it is for serving food) is enough to keep me out. by scottmaclellan (Fri 26th Apr 2019 9:34pm)
  • Maybe a bit of both by scottmaclellan (Sat 27th Apr 2019 6:25am)
  • This. They have an app as well, and I use it all the time. by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Apr 2019 7:51pm)
  • Didn't realise HS2 was coming anywhere near Scotland, never mind Glasgow by scottmaclellan (Mon 29th Apr 2019 10:47am)
  • Anyone know of anywhere I can get an alright airbrush? The reviews of the one that Hobbycraft sell suggest it isn't the best, and that better can be had for cheaper. by scottmaclellan (Tue 30th Apr 2019 6:02am)
  • Rcade. They're shut today tho so they can get their door fixed. by scottmaclellan (Tue 30th Apr 2019 10:20am)
  • There is in some places. by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th May 2019 7:16am)
  • Clydebank empire is about 4 quid on a Tuesday. Plus they do butter on your popcorn. by scottmaclellan (Tue 7th May 2019 8:35am)
  • I'm sure I've see Santander ones with contactless. Never tried to use that on an atm tho, so dont know how it works. by scottmaclellan (Thu 9th May 2019 8:46pm)
  • Asda in bearsden by scottmaclellan (Sat 11th May 2019 6:21pm)
  • Had to cancel my bank card today as some cunt in America decided to spend 400 quid of my money by scottmaclellan (Thu 16th May 2019 6:24pm)
  • Most of them are just solid black. Anyone with a tattoo gun could do that. by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th May 2019 6:20pm)
  • Aye, one guff episode and the whole shows shit. by scottmaclellan (Tue 21st May 2019 12:34pm)
  • A supermarket? by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd May 2019 6:27am)
  • It's a cracking lineup this year. Unfortunately, we're going to Mexico instead lol by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd May 2019 10:16am)
  • Last time we went to download I got sunburn standing in the queue to get in. I'm going to be like the toasty guy in event horizon by the third day lol by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd May 2019 11:56am)
  • Might be a plan to check if they've got driving licences as well, some of the driving you see from them is awful. by scottmaclellan (Wed 29th May 2019 7:02am)
  • You mean like spitting on priests? That wouldn't happen is Glasgow... by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th May 2019 12:38pm)
  • I have, actually by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th May 2019 4:13pm)
  • Farmfoods sell it. by scottmaclellan (Sat 1st Jun 2019 6:49pm)
  • Fucking hell, you're a vegan, aren't you? With the 'I dont like it so you shouldn't do it' attitude, I'd be surprised if you weren't. by scottmaclellan (Sat 1st Jun 2019 6:48pm)
  • Everyone knows is Celtic fans obsessed with rangers. They wouldn't be that hypocritical, would they? by scottmaclellan (Sun 2nd Jun 2019 3:25pm)
  • Think there was some flooding a good few years ago that brought some sewage out the drains and into the tunnels, so how the stretch of tunnel smells of shite. by scottmaclellan (Sun 2nd Jun 2019 8:59pm)
  • The kettles expected. Do one in the toaster. by scottmaclellan (Tue 4th Jun 2019 8:36am)
  • More effective with the runs by scottmaclellan (Tue 4th Jun 2019 9:23am)
  • I've seen cracking work feo. Alex at Nirvana by scottmaclellan (Wed 5th Jun 2019 3:48pm)
  • About tree fiddy by scottmaclellan (Fri 7th Jun 2019 7:33am)
  • 15 hour shift today, then off for a fortnight. Cannot fucking wait. Mexico on Tuesday :) by scottmaclellan (Sat 8th Jun 2019 6:19am)
  • Wheres your nearest farmfoods? A lot of us will hire 16 year olds for a few shifts a week after school or at weekends. Not the best money, but more than I earned at 16. by scottmaclellan (Mon 10th Jun 2019 10:53pm)
  • Off to Mexico with the wife for her birthday today. 10 days of glorious sun and unlimited alcohol. What do you mean it's meant to be pissing down most of the week? Will still be better than the shitehole that is clydebank. See you all next Saturday! by scottmaclellan (Tue 11th Jun 2019 6:08am)
  • Enjoy! I recommend visiting Motley Brew and(if they're there) The Roaming Rotisserie. by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th Jun 2019 11:46am)
  • If you have a licence you can drive a van up to 3.5 tonnes, so a SWB transit or something similarly sized. by scottmaclellan (Sat 15th Jun 2019 1:16pm)
  • We tried to watch a film with the MiL once. The film starred, someone walked on screen 'who's that?' How the fuck should we know? by scottmaclellan (Sun 16th Jun 2019 1:09pm)
  • Theres occasionally one in partick and one at lomond shores, and if you can handle the wildlife, theres one at the clyde shopping centre every now and then. by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Jun 2019 3:22am)
  • Last day in Mexico today. Flight leaves at half 5 this afternoon, so I'll see you beautiful people in the morning. by scottmaclellan (Fri 21st Jun 2019 12:53pm)
  • Aye, and right back to clydebank :( by scottmaclellan (Fri 21st Jun 2019 2:56pm)
  • Its 10 degrees just now and I fucking love it. Looking beautiful Glasgow by scottmaclellan (Sat 22nd Jun 2019 8:01am)
  • Avondale drivers are fucking morons. Not convinced any of them actually have a driving licence by scottmaclellan (Sat 22nd Jun 2019 4:41pm)
  • I reckon the Kelvin would be a good bet for the first one by scottmaclellan (Mon 24th Jun 2019 7:06pm)
  • I feel they're trying to tell us something, but I can't work out what. by scottmaclellan (Mon 24th Jun 2019 7:05pm)
  • Saw them a couple of years back and it made me feel like a teenager again, was brilliant. by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th Jun 2019 4:16pm)
  • Download festival 2017 by scottmaclellan (Thu 27th Jun 2019 9:50am)
  • I've had good results in asda and Tesco in the past. by scottmaclellan (Tue 2nd Jul 2019 9:19pm)
  • Your best gimp suit will help you make loads of friends if you wear it on your first day. by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 8:27am)
  • I wish this was a joke :( by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 8:26am)
  • I met my wife on OKCupid 10 years ago. by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 4:37pm)
  • Bought Killswitch tickets last night, started building my 3rd Warhammer mini of the week today, and my new telly has had its delivery booked in for Friday. I'm probably smilier than I should be for someone who works retail. by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 6:04pm)
  • You've got my vote by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 6:02pm)
  • Yoker? Has anybody actually been to yoker? by scottmaclellan (Thu 4th Jul 2019 7:01am)
  • The one where the wee guy has the script is brilliant. by scottmaclellan (Thu 4th Jul 2019 9:41am)
  • Probably about the same level as most folk at the walk, tbh by scottmaclellan (Sat 6th Jul 2019 10:00pm)
  • Poor Patrick by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Jul 2019 10:17am)
  • Aye, and it's probably the sad cunt that started /glasgowcity by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Jul 2019 7:28pm)
  • You do need to remember what country you live in. Scotland. So why make such a fuss over a dutchman and ireland? by scottmaclellan (Wed 10th Jul 2019 4:47pm)
  • Trusted Trader? by scottmaclellan (Wed 10th Jul 2019 8:29pm)
  • Buy proper wellie socks, and consider putting something around the rim to stop them chafing. by scottmaclellan (Thu 11th Jul 2019 3:45pm)
  • If the top of the wellies are on bare skin that'll rub as well. by scottmaclellan (Thu 11th Jul 2019 7:56pm)
  • I did exactly the same the other day, with the same loss. I then slightly moved the scales and lost another 7 pounds. by scottmaclellan (Sat 13th Jul 2019 8:32pm)
  • The AquaTec in Motherwell used to have one, but I haven't been there since the arcades cost 10p a play. by scottmaclellan (Tue 16th Jul 2019 11:19pm)
  • And digital by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Jul 2019 8:17am)
  • Whit? by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Jul 2019 8:17am)
  • Fucking hell, I've not seen a working one of them in about a decade, if not longer. by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Jul 2019 11:09am)
  • Maybe try the local college. My wife used to always go to the college to get her hair done because its dirt cheap and they're supervised at all times so nothing goes wrong. by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Jul 2019 11:14am)
  • What's your favourite bus route? by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Jul 2019 11:12am)
  • Knew a lassie called Lauren once. Cracking arse by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Jul 2019 11:12am)
  • Lorne, you fucking heathen by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Jul 2019 11:11am)
  • The nearest one that does hairdressing. She used UWS in clydebank. by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Jul 2019 11:35am)
  • The rammstein rumour turned out to be a Coventry show :( by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Jul 2019 4:21pm)
  • I know. Why the fuck would anyone want to go to Coventry? Hopefully they do announce more up here, but I wouldn't hold my breath. by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Jul 2019 6:26pm)
  • For being as old as they are, they're bloody good live. But 45 quid? I'd maybe go 25 at a push. by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Jul 2019 7:34pm)
  • Cars started making a weird clunking sound when I steer during maneuvers. I cant fucking afford this. by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Jul 2019 10:16am)
  • It's the spring that's gone. Getting it replaced on friday. Cheers for the hint tho :) by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Jul 2019 2:08pm)
  • It's a spring. Getting fixed on Friday:) by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Jul 2019 2:08pm)
  • I'm avoiding roundabouts like the plague lol by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Jul 2019 5:56pm)
  • https://www.dash-camman.co.uk by scottmaclellan (Wed 24th Jul 2019 3:02pm)
  • Drop some legos by scottmaclellan (Thu 25th Jul 2019 1:57pm)
  • So chuck some Lego on the floor by scottmaclellan (Thu 25th Jul 2019 5:49pm)
  • I would at least phone 101 to make them aware. If it was just pictures of adults or would be ok, but kids is a bit suspicious by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Jul 2019 6:57pm)
  • Nothing will ever change with that attitude. At least he's trying. by scottmaclellan (Mon 29th Jul 2019 8:22am)
  • With the amount of pyro and spectacle that their touring with, it would be too expensive to bring the show to download. I'm hoping for a glasgow date to get announced. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Jul 2019 11:37am)
  • We were almost at the back and nearly got a fucking tan from the pyro. Was amazing by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Jul 2019 2:30pm)
  • Get the stoorie midori out and give big innes a call by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Jul 2019 6:09pm)
  • Coat hangers to a charity shop, the plugs and stuff to a mens shed? Also, sorry for your loss by scottmaclellan (Sun 4th Aug 2019 3:17pm)
  • That's what mums do by scottmaclellan (Sun 4th Aug 2019 7:29pm)
  • I've heard of 'pan-breed' but that's irrelevant here by scottmaclellan (Mon 5th Aug 2019 11:34am)
  • I considered it, but my mother in laws partner used to work for them and told me to avoid them. One reason for me was not getting to choose when I can have my holidays. by scottmaclellan (Mon 5th Aug 2019 11:32am)
  • How the fuck have the sspca not shut them down? by scottmaclellan (Mon 5th Aug 2019 11:31am)
  • Pan breed is rhyming slang for deid. What's pan loaf? by scottmaclellan (Mon 5th Aug 2019 11:31pm)
  • The phantom down voter has returned. Just fuck off you sad cunt, instead of down voting everything. by scottmaclellan (Tue 6th Aug 2019 8:25am)
  • What kind of cretin puts crisps on pizza? by scottmaclellan (Thu 8th Aug 2019 12:12pm)
  • Brilliant strategy to promote your material, that is. Everyone knows it's a great plan to call folk with opinions morons. by scottmaclellan (Sun 11th Aug 2019 7:20pm)
  • Grow a beard and never worry about that again. by scottmaclellan (Mon 12th Aug 2019 3:16pm)
  • My wife used to work for City FM. One of her colleagues mum died, and they expected him back the next day. Absolute arseholes. by scottmaclellan (Thu 15th Aug 2019 11:18am)
  • Fuck sake. In her current job, she just told them when her gran died the other week and her manager said 'no bother, I'll get it sorted for you' with regards to the funeral date. by scottmaclellan (Thu 15th Aug 2019 2:24pm)
  • That's actually pretty awesome, but the coach was heading to Govan. I'm guessing theres a match on tonight by scottmaclellan (Thu 15th Aug 2019 6:03pm)
  • I had no idea about the toll roads when we were in spain last year and the wife decides we want to go to Gibraltar for a day. Cost about 30 quid on tolls in about 2 hours. Roads were I perfect nick, mind, but fuck that shit. We took the non-motorway roads back to the hotel and it only took an extra 10 minutes. by scottmaclellan (Fri 16th Aug 2019 11:01am)
  • Ouch. by scottmaclellan (Fri 16th Aug 2019 12:06pm)
  • Ah yes, growing a pair is a great solution to social anxiety issues. Do you tell folk with depression to cheer up as well? by scottmaclellan (Fri 16th Aug 2019 6:51pm)
  • I broke a tooth on an M&M once. Not fun. by scottmaclellan (Wed 21st Aug 2019 8:55pm)
  • Whereabouts are you? We always go to the cobbler at the market village in clydebank by scottmaclellan (Tue 27th Aug 2019 12:23pm)
  • Because people stopped having shoes repaired at the end of the 19th century by scottmaclellan (Tue 27th Aug 2019 7:39pm)
  • That didnt take long to get to 'the left are fascists'. Next you'll be telling us hitler was a socialist. by scottmaclellan (Thu 29th Aug 2019 10:11am)
  • Got mine thru the SSE presale on Tuesday. by scottmaclellan (Thu 29th Aug 2019 12:04pm)
  • I fucking love building ikea furniture. Its bizarrely therapeutic by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd Sep 2019 3:10pm)
  • For weekend work, retail is a safe bet. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Sep 2019 8:52pm)
  • I would assume it tastes the same everywhere. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Sep 2019 9:56pm)
  • Yeah, I may have been a tad naive by scottmaclellan (Thu 5th Sep 2019 12:36pm)
  • I didn't know this. Consider me educated:) by scottmaclellan (Thu 5th Sep 2019 12:35pm)
  • YES TODAY WELL IT WAS FACKIN WAN AH YES by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th Sep 2019 9:57pm)
  • I got a cracker of a 3 piece fitted suit in tk Maxx a few weeks back for £60. Properly pleased with it. by scottmaclellan (Sun 8th Sep 2019 7:38pm)
  • 'repoerted' Excellent proofreading there, lads. by scottmaclellan (Sun 8th Sep 2019 8:42pm)
  • /r/glasgowcity by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Sep 2019 3:32pm)
  • Last time I was there the fucking hose wasnt attached to the brush. Didn't notice that till after I had stuck 5 quid in by scottmaclellan (Tue 10th Sep 2019 9:47pm)
  • Microplay was brilliant. Had so many good times in there, but couldn't afford it these days. by scottmaclellan (Wed 11th Sep 2019 5:31pm)
  • A LIDL store in Glasgow was locked down amid reports a man "cut his wrist". Emergency services raced to Balmore Road in Possil at around 1:50pm and people are being told to stay away from the area. A Police Scotland spokesperson: "Police Scotland was made aware of concerns for an injured man in the Balmore Road area shortly before 1.50pm. "The man has subsequently been taken to hospital for treatment." Lidl say they're "assisting police". by scottmaclellan (Thu 12th Sep 2019 9:50pm)
  • Washing machines have breeze blocks in them and weigh about 70 kilos. They are properly heavy. by scottmaclellan (Fri 13th Sep 2019 7:56am)
  • Will they fuck. Source: had a washing machine advertised for free for a month now and the fucker is still here. by scottmaclellan (Fri 13th Sep 2019 7:55am)
  • I got one a month ago that weighs 72kg. by scottmaclellan (Fri 13th Sep 2019 10:34am)
  • Personally, I would steer well away from anything claiming theres 'funding in the area'. That just screams scam. by scottmaclellan (Sat 14th Sep 2019 12:25pm)
  • Maybe learn to spell before criticising others by scottmaclellan (Mon 16th Sep 2019 2:22pm)
  • At least they're fucking trying. by scottmaclellan (Fri 20th Sep 2019 5:25pm)
  • The morrisons car park isn't too far away. by scottmaclellan (Sat 21st Sep 2019 7:28am)
  • Probably achieved more than you have in your entire life. by scottmaclellan (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 10:40pm)
  • I just found out the other day that ol' Brucey popped his clogs. Bloody devastated. by scottmaclellan (Mon 23rd Sep 2019 8:43am)
  • Alexandria? The vale? The place is an absolute shitehole. Are you trying to get OP stabbed? by scottmaclellan (Wed 25th Sep 2019 5:14am)
  • Break his phone as well. by scottmaclellan (Thu 26th Sep 2019 11:11am)
  • Jazzies, but usually called Jazzles these days. Can buy them off amazon. by scottmaclellan (Thu 26th Sep 2019 2:26pm)
  • /r/facepalm by scottmaclellan (Sun 29th Sep 2019 9:20pm)
  • Did we not have one called the quizlamic state? by scottmaclellan (Sun 29th Sep 2019 11:17pm)
  • 10 minutes before I have to open the shop this morning and my nose decides it needs to bleed for 20 minutes. Cracking start to the day. by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Oct 2019 11:10am)
  • Fucking hell, this post makes you seem like a fun sponge. by scottmaclellan (Thu 3rd Oct 2019 12:30pm)
  • A few years back, we went to Sheffield with my elderly auntie. We went to a charity shop where she wanted to buy something and they refused her money because it was scottish, but were told the post office next door would change it to english notes. So, we go into the post office and she asks to change the notes for english ones, ro be told they cant just swap them, she'd have to buy something, with a really snarky attitude. So my auntie did buy something. She bought a second class stamp, with a £50 note. The woman behind the counter was raging, but she was an arse, so fuck her. by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Oct 2019 5:48pm)
  • Wife is from clydebank, moved in with her 8 or so years ago. by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Oct 2019 11:17pm)
  • Beirut would be an improvement over Motherwell. by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Oct 2019 11:16pm)
  • Better than an amateur Aussie, I suppose. Good luck with your hunt. by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Oct 2019 1:28pm)
  • Could do with more mates myself, but I'd rather cut my testes off than be your mate. You sound like a right cunt. by scottmaclellan (Mon 7th Oct 2019 4:54pm)
  • Brexit is going to stop drug smugglers? Hahahahaisitfuckhahahaha by scottmaclellan (Tue 8th Oct 2019 6:43pm)
  • Same happened to me not too long ago, but was some arsehole in Lancashire using my google account to buy laptops and electric scooters. And a mobile phone. And a pair of airbuds. Got all the money back from the bank no problem. Silly cunt did decide to put his address and mobile number on to my account as well. Ome day he'll get a nice box of rocks with no postage on it by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Oct 2019 1:49pm)
  • His neighbours may get similar with notes explaining why they've got them by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Oct 2019 5:22pm)
  • Farmfoods sell 50 packs of properly good bin bags for a fiver. I'd recommend them. by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Oct 2019 6:39pm)
  • Emmaus. Charity shop that sell furniture and they have a showroom right next to Seewoo so you can get BBQ pork buns as well. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Oct 2019 11:37am)
  • Ellesmere St for the one at Seewoo, but theres one in Partick and one in Springburn as well. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Oct 2019 12:06pm)
  • Theres a group chat? by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Oct 2019 1:41pm)
  • In a similar vein, I've found building and painting warhammer to be brilliantly relaxing. by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Oct 2019 1:40pm)
  • What the fuck are you smoking? by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Oct 2019 4:13pm)
  • More plasticky and more primaris lieutenant by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Oct 2019 4:12pm)
  • The details alright in my opinion. by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Oct 2019 8:45pm)
  • Dont know why you were down voted, that was a quality joke. by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Oct 2019 12:18pm)
  • Killswitch or Little Mix tonight. Decisions decisions. by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Oct 2019 6:57am)
  • Just waiting on the wife finishing work so we can head in by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Oct 2019 1:57pm)
  • I changed the lock on our front door for under 20 quid. by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Oct 2019 5:15pm)
  • Yeah, we had the council change the locks a few years back thinking it was some big super awkward job, and all he used was a screwdriver. by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Oct 2019 8:52am)
  • Dunelm? by scottmaclellan (Sun 20th Oct 2019 10:56pm)
  • Aye. Working with the public and starting at 6am every fucking day doesn't help either. by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Oct 2019 9:50pm)
  • Is that not just fiery irn Bru? A drink that was quickly discontinued because it was fucking awful and no sane cunt bought it? by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Oct 2019 7:42am)
  • I watched the full thing in one day last week. Was right good. Just 9 hours of Karl Urban calling superheroes cunts and it was great. by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Oct 2019 9:16am)
  • Was totally unexpected but oh my shit was it good by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Oct 2019 1:25pm)
  • Probably. Stuff was rank. by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Oct 2019 10:12pm)
  • I've now been banned from /r/glasgowcity for saying he was banned for constantly posting ET articles. What an absolute shitebag. by scottmaclellan (Sun 27th Oct 2019 6:51am)
  • A hipster lunch? by scottmaclellan (Sun 27th Oct 2019 12:20pm)
  • Source? I'm on amazon music and cant see anything about this. by scottmaclellan (Wed 30th Oct 2019 10:22am)
  • Top tune! Bravo /u/lastcatastrophe by scottmaclellan (Thu 31st Oct 2019 5:10am)
  • I wear shorts for about 364 days a year, but fuck scraping the windows in anything but thick trousers. by scottmaclellan (Thu 31st Oct 2019 10:44am)
  • The fuck is he wearing? by scottmaclellan (Sat 2nd Nov 2019 6:13pm)
  • Wider pavements and protected bike lanes? Theres going to be fuck all road left. by scottmaclellan (Sun 3rd Nov 2019 8:14pm)
  • Farmfoods sell them. by scottmaclellan (Mon 4th Nov 2019 8:18am)
  • Lidl do white chocolate with corn flakes and coconut and it is the food of the gods by scottmaclellan (Tue 5th Nov 2019 8:01pm)
  • This is where a tactical collision would be beautiful. At 50. Into a skip. by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Nov 2019 8:21am)
  • You'll Never Wank At The Pope? by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Nov 2019 9:28am)
  • Going to check out the Glasgow Gaming Market today, see if I can find any bargains. by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Nov 2019 9:22am)
  • Aye. Wasn't there that long, and was quieter than I thought it would be, but there were great deals on some things, like a sealed Japanese Final Fantasy 5 cart for under 50 quid. Lots of other stuff I'd never seen before as well. Plenty of choice too. If they do it again, I'll definitely be back. by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Nov 2019 7:43pm)
  • Who doesn't enjoy a good game of scrabble, eh? by scottmaclellan (Sun 10th Nov 2019 8:22am)
  • That explains why rammstein never play Glasgow now by scottmaclellan (Wed 13th Nov 2019 8:23am)
  • One of our first customers of the day wrapped her bank card in her receipt, walked out the shop and chucked it in the bin. Today's going to be one of those days. by scottmaclellan (Wed 13th Nov 2019 8:23am)
  • Did you just throw some scrabble tiles in a blender and post what was produced, cos that was the biggest load of shite I've read in ages by scottmaclellan (Wed 13th Nov 2019 3:22pm)
  • REMOVED Touting for folk to use your referral link without outright saying that you'll benefit? Dick move, imo by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th Nov 2019 5:59pm)
  • 2 more shifts, then off to tenerife on sunday morning. Fed up with this baltic bullshit. by scottmaclellan (Fri 15th Nov 2019 12:07pm)
  • Off to the sun today, Steamie. See you in a week :) by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Nov 2019 7:16am)
  • I'd still come back paler than snow. by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Nov 2019 1:37pm)
  • Sixth richest country on the planet. We are an absolute fucking disgrace of a society. by scottmaclellan (Mon 18th Nov 2019 6:40pm)
  • I used to use water from the tap. As long as it's not roasting hot water, it should be ok. Try using warm water. by scottmaclellan (Tue 19th Nov 2019 9:10am)
  • Well his family is supposed to have come forward saying they had no idea why he was there, but he wasn't homeless. by scottmaclellan (Tue 19th Nov 2019 4:08pm)
  • Puffing is smoking, is it not? Huffing is inhaling deeply. by scottmaclellan (Wed 20th Nov 2019 6:13pm)
  • Years ago when I was at college, my mate Andy bought some scones for his lunch from Gregg's. We were sitting on the steps at the top of Buchanan street eating lunch and a seagull swooped down and stole half a scone out his hand, flew down Buchanan street a wee bit and dropped it on some poor punters nut. by scottmaclellan (Fri 29th Nov 2019 2:25pm)
  • Have a good st Andrew's day, folks. by scottmaclellan (Sat 30th Nov 2019 8:52am)
  • We should just start rhyming of shite suggestions in threads like this, let them make a complete arse of themselves. by scottmaclellan (Sat 30th Nov 2019 4:08pm)
  • First day back to work after 2 weeks off and I cannot be fucked with it. by scottmaclellan (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 7:53am)
  • Lidl are meant to have it by scottmaclellan (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 10:36am)
  • Barrs said it was releasing today by scottmaclellan (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 11:30am)
  • That'll kill most of the activity on this sub. I quite like having the pictures keep this place alive. by scottmaclellan (Mon 2nd Dec 2019 5:46pm)
  • Irn Bru 1901 is lovely. by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd Dec 2019 8:04am)
  • The big bags of Tesco's finest are a quid just now, and they're brilliant by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd Dec 2019 9:52pm)
  • Yes. You can fill it out as if you were posting it and hand it in at the polling place by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Dec 2019 6:49am)
  • It tastes like the good stuff, aye. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Dec 2019 8:13am)
  • Farmfoods knightswood. Big display behind the till. 1.99 a bottle. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Dec 2019 8:52am)
  • That was before it was chucked to the till. Door is now clear by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Dec 2019 10:58am)
  • That's not a company thing. I've kot long sold 120 to someone. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Dec 2019 11:36am)
  • It was the first thing my boss said when I sent him the picture lol by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Dec 2019 11:35am)
  • Something something student transport? by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Dec 2019 12:11pm)
  • A dominos, of all things by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Dec 2019 1:27pm)
  • If they give us cheap/free pizzas we'll not complain lol by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Dec 2019 2:39pm)
  • Had someone buy 10 cases this morning lol by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Dec 2019 2:40pm)
  • Clingfilm should be fine. I've only ever been told to keep it on until I get home and can rinse it off. by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th Dec 2019 6:49pm)
  • Not an expert, but I hate the thought of having a sweaty plastic bandage over what is basically a giant wound for 2 days. Edit: although that stuff looks great by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th Dec 2019 7:28pm)
  • The tories - the party who mention independence referendums more than anyone. by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th Dec 2019 7:27pm)
  • You dont have to be from glasgow to go to it. Folk are travelling from ayrshire to go. by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th Dec 2019 7:32pm)
  • A crossfit tory vegan? by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th Dec 2019 9:04pm)
  • But the lodge is nothing to do with football /s by scottmaclellan (Sun 8th Dec 2019 12:01pm)
  • Aye, he'll hurt their feelings when they come thru the sub looking for content to steal. by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Dec 2019 4:40pm)
  • Somewhere that sells band merch might have relatively thin beanies. Maybe HMV? by scottmaclellan (Thu 12th Dec 2019 10:17pm)
  • I'd rather go swimming in acid than see that mess in the scud. by scottmaclellan (Thu 12th Dec 2019 10:16pm)
  • Did the losing side lie thru their teeth? by scottmaclellan (Fri 13th Dec 2019 12:13am)
  • Waiting til the summer to go for it, so we hopefully get a decent day and can get on the roof. by scottmaclellan (Sat 14th Dec 2019 2:19pm)
  • You do know the snp aren't running the trains, yeah? by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th Dec 2019 10:29pm)
  • Imagine taking a pish and some weirdo whips his phone out to film you. by scottmaclellan (Fri 20th Dec 2019 9:08pm)
  • Pet shops. Look next to the cat toys. by scottmaclellan (Sat 21st Dec 2019 9:46am)
  • Up at the back of midnight with the wife being sick on and off for a few hours. Got a couple of hours kip before starting work at 6. Currently feeling like a burst balloon, gonna ne a right mess at 8 when I'm finished. by scottmaclellan (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 1:12pm)
  • The a82 is one of my favourite roads to drive. by scottmaclellan (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 2:19pm)
  • This is nicer?! by scottmaclellan (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 3:23pm)
  • When what we had was better it must have been properly depressing. Welcome home! by scottmaclellan (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 5:33pm)
  • Off to sheffield for Christmas to see my family for the first time in 2 years. Got the epic shits today, so immodium better fucking work. Have a good one, troops. by scottmaclellan (Tue 24th Dec 2019 4:34pm)
  • Do we want they uptight cocks? They gave us jo Swinson by scottmaclellan (Tue 24th Dec 2019 4:35pm)
  • Bings artificial bum went flat, so david Bowie offered him his rubber bum pump, rubber bum pump, rubber bum pump by scottmaclellan (Tue 24th Dec 2019 10:26pm)
  • Aye, totally sheeple for wearing warm clothing when its baltic outside. Bet you'd be cutting about in shorts and tshirt, eh? by scottmaclellan (Thu 26th Dec 2019 10:29am)
  • The Michelin man in a furry hood would be my guess by scottmaclellan (Thu 26th Dec 2019 10:27am)
  • Still doesn't make them sheep for liking what they like. by scottmaclellan (Fri 27th Dec 2019 9:53am)
  • Or they're buying them because they like them. Or they've had a decent warm jacket for a long time that happens to have a furry hood. Have you questioned all of them as to why they have that style of hood? by scottmaclellan (Fri 27th Dec 2019 6:46pm)
  • Dobbies at braehead have an oil bit you could probably refill at. by scottmaclellan (Sat 28th Dec 2019 10:15pm)
  • Unfortunate, that. Cant stand the woman. I agree with her political stance, but fuck me she's about as funny as a hand job from Freddie Kreuger. by scottmaclellan (Sun 29th Dec 2019 9:46am)
  • Have a good one and stay safe tonight folks. by scottmaclellan (Tue 31st Dec 2019 7:34am)
  • Tell them its smashed even if it isnt. by scottmaclellan (Tue 31st Dec 2019 12:30pm)
  • Logan. Without a doubt one of my favourite bands. Mark Tremonti was apparently a fan as well. by scottmaclellan (Sat 4th Jan 2020 5:04am)
  • Tesco? Take scales put box, weigh yourself, put them back in box. by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th Jan 2020 6:50am)
  • All these cunts moaning about going back to work today and some of us had a whole 2 days off. by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Jan 2020 11:00am)
  • How the fuck did you make the leap from 'I dont know how to park' to 'the council should pay women equally' ? by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Jan 2020 10:09pm)
  • Loch Lomond by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Jan 2020 7:22pm)
  • In the summer I'd recommend going to balmaha. Its lovely, its toasty, and its the other side of loch lomond. Its brilliant if you just want a paddle as it's not too deep at the beaches. I'm 6'3 and can walk out a fair bit and still have my feet on the ground. Plus, you can get a bus there. Pack a picnic. by scottmaclellan (Sat 11th Jan 2020 9:01am)
  • It's the Purrple Cat Cafe now, along from Guitar Guitar. by scottmaclellan (Sun 12th Jan 2020 6:58am)
  • Yeah, was a Bank of Scotland. by scottmaclellan (Sun 12th Jan 2020 9:38pm)
  • This is why I love glasgow. Someone posts what could be the hardest thing they ever post, and every cunt tells them that they'll be fine, but they need to upgrade their choice of pizza place. Never change, Glasgow, you're fucking amazing. by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Jan 2020 11:28am)
  • We have a regular comes into the shop that argues, loudly, with the biscuits. by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Jan 2020 3:09pm)
  • And look what a shitshow that turned out to be. by scottmaclellan (Thu 16th Jan 2020 9:40am)
  • Beijing Banquet is brilliant. Vimto and Irn Bru on tap. by scottmaclellan (Thu 16th Jan 2020 8:12pm)
  • I called someone out for sharing a lost dog post in a strathaven facebook group a wee while back. They went mental at me, asking how I knew the dog wasn't in strathaven and that dogs could quite easily wander to neighbouring towns. I then pointed out that the dog had only went missing that morning. In Dundee. by scottmaclellan (Fri 17th Jan 2020 9:19am)
  • Aye, because we should all listen to what that weapon has to say. SLab are just tartan tories and can get right to fuck out of Scotland by scottmaclellan (Fri 17th Jan 2020 2:11pm)
  • Properly looking forward to it. by scottmaclellan (Sat 18th Jan 2020 12:29pm)
  • Not often enough by scottmaclellan (Sat 18th Jan 2020 6:07pm)
  • Probably just hang about next to pits and grab any phones that fall out pockets. Absolute scum by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th Jan 2020 7:38am)
  • What games? Might get shot of them here. by scottmaclellan (Mon 20th Jan 2020 4:44pm)
  • I was going to say the same. It's right across the road from me. by scottmaclellan (Mon 20th Jan 2020 10:05pm)
  • Bad bot by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd Jan 2020 10:22pm)
  • I know of Marley13, if you're into call of duty. by scottmaclellan (Fri 24th Jan 2020 6:23pm)
  • Search facebook for a band called Misplaced. They're quite good. by scottmaclellan (Fri 24th Jan 2020 6:25pm)
  • 75? Fuck that. That's going to be over 80 with booking fee and delivery, and I just cant justify that kind of money. by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Jan 2020 10:24pm)
  • £176 for 2 GnR tickets. Fuck that. by scottmaclellan (Fri 31st Jan 2020 10:06am)
  • I've seen half of them live before, and they're great, but certainly not worth that much if Axl is just going to appear when he can be fucked. by scottmaclellan (Fri 31st Jan 2020 11:57am)
  • Seen slash and duff(I think, ca t remember) with Myles Kennedy, and that was amazing enough for me. by scottmaclellan (Fri 31st Jan 2020 4:11pm)
  • *sick of hearing about brexit* *posts about brexit* You're still going to hear about it, the gammon are fucking obsessed with how they've fucked us all. by scottmaclellan (Sat 1st Feb 2020 6:47am)
  • Someone got stabbed/slashed in farmfoods one day. Half the shop was cordoned off by CID, I've been told by scottmaclellan (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 11:29pm)
  • It was the middle aisle as well, which just found weird by scottmaclellan (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 5:28am)
  • Actually jealous of that. by scottmaclellan (Wed 5th Feb 2020 10:36am)
  • It might get it sorted? by scottmaclellan (Fri 7th Feb 2020 3:43pm)
  • Tops Tiles is on a hill. That's one hell of a flood lol by scottmaclellan (Sun 9th Feb 2020 9:51am)
  • *Fritcell by scottmaclellan (Tue 11th Feb 2020 8:51pm)
  • Naw, its accurate by scottmaclellan (Tue 11th Feb 2020 9:14pm)
  • OP didnt specify in Glasgow tho. by scottmaclellan (Thu 13th Feb 2020 8:50pm)
  • Barras is one of the best venues I've ever been to. Always been a great night there. by scottmaclellan (Thu 13th Feb 2020 9:42pm)
  • Working saturday morning then off to Livingston to buy more warhammer minis. I have an addiction. by scottmaclellan (Fri 14th Feb 2020 12:27pm)
  • Jimmy Eat World and Ash? Fuck sake, slumming it now, lads and lassies. by scottmaclellan (Fri 14th Feb 2020 12:26pm)
  • Poundland usually have some by scottmaclellan (Mon 17th Feb 2020 5:11pm)
  • Farmfoods have just them back in by scottmaclellan (Tue 18th Feb 2020 4:53pm)
  • Check s1jobs. Theres usually loads of jobs for Dutch speakers by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Feb 2020 11:30am)
  • Reading his response on google, you should email him in equally broken english. by scottmaclellan (Thu 27th Feb 2020 3:36pm)
  • Way to kill that joke. by scottmaclellan (Fri 28th Feb 2020 7:45am)
  • Ah, I see you've played washer/coupling before. by scottmaclellan (Fri 28th Feb 2020 2:17pm)
  • I'm in a 4 in a block and I can hear my upstairs neighbour pee while I'm lying in bed. So not only thru the floor, but thru multiple walls as well. by scottmaclellan (Fri 28th Feb 2020 10:10pm)
  • Stock count tonight at work then off for 9 days for my birthday. Yaldi. by scottmaclellan (Sat 29th Feb 2020 11:00am)
  • Was actually alright. Finished early. And cheers, hopefully nothing goes wrong this year. by scottmaclellan (Sun 1st Mar 2020 7:59am)
  • For sexual harassment? by scottmaclellan (Sun 1st Mar 2020 1:14pm)
  • DJ who sexually harassed festival staff, if I remember right. by scottmaclellan (Sun 1st Mar 2020 1:14pm)
  • Is single glazing even legal? That just annoys me that, in a world where we're trying to not waste energy, single glazing is still being used, forcing you to have tour heating on more than necessary. by scottmaclellan (Sun 1st Mar 2020 1:12pm)
  • A fuck up? Over cooking your dinner is a fuck up. Sexual harassment is nowhere near fuck up territory. by scottmaclellan (Sun 1st Mar 2020 6:04pm)
  • I didn't say nobody deserves a second chance. I said sexual harassment wasnt a 'fuck up'. by scottmaclellan (Sun 1st Mar 2020 11:18pm)
  • Still sunny in clydebank by scottmaclellan (Mon 2nd Mar 2020 1:21pm)
  • There was someone in the original thread here that said he was a paedo. That's probably their source. by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd Mar 2020 10:55am)
  • Well, it's not much by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Mar 2020 12:58pm)
  • This is how bad shit starts, with good people doing nothing. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Mar 2020 1:04pm)
  • Ah yes, hitting folk be pause they want to kill people for being poor/jewish/black/gay/whatever is totally the same.e as defending those peoples right to exist. Theres no place for cunts like you in this world. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Mar 2020 1:03pm)
  • Against fascists? Yes, everytime. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Mar 2020 1:02pm)
  • Expanding foam and super glue not more effective? by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Mar 2020 1:01pm)
  • High Road by scottmaclellan (Thu 5th Mar 2020 9:20pm)
  • I was just out for my birthday a couple of days ago. Shame you weren't here then, would've been welcome to join us. Hope you find something to do :) by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th Mar 2020 12:25pm)
  • I know, but bills need to be paid :( by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th Mar 2020 12:56pm)
  • Happy birthday! by scottmaclellan (Sun 8th Mar 2020 8:36am)
  • As someone who's worked with the public for 17 years, you're spot on. People are, by and large, thick as pig shit by scottmaclellan (Sun 8th Mar 2020 5:25pm)
  • Balanced? Most of your posts seem to revolve around child sex and rape. Occasionally immigrants. by scottmaclellan (Sun 8th Mar 2020 7:36pm)
  • Last day of my holiday and I have no idea what I want to do, if anything. Hope everyone has a good day. by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Mar 2020 9:18am)
  • Give us a ring before hand and we'll chuck a 4 pack in with the ice cream for you by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Mar 2020 7:41pm)
  • They had to make space for their bog roll and hand sanitizer by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Mar 2020 9:00pm)
  • My shop has plenty of bog roll just now. 56 rolls for 11 quid. Farmfoods knightswood. by scottmaclellan (Fri 13th Mar 2020 8:44am)
  • Farmfoods will give you some by scottmaclellan (Fri 13th Mar 2020 1:15pm)
  • If only there was some way to tell if it was a throwaway or not... by scottmaclellan (Sat 14th Mar 2020 1:46pm)
  • Farmfoods are doing similar, with a guaranteed 4 hours a week as a relief worker to help work stock/cover breaks/etc. Might not be much, but it's better than nothing. by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th Mar 2020 1:29pm)
  • Kenny Rogers is dead? 2020 can just get right to fuck now. by scottmaclellan (Sat 21st Mar 2020 1:12pm)
  • This. Masks do not prevent infection, they only help to stop you infecting others. The only mask that would work would be a full on gas mask with an oxygen supply, and you'll look like a total bellend walking round Tesco in one of those. by scottmaclellan (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 9:58am)
  • No, dont. Stay in the house and only leave if you have to. by scottmaclellan (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 7:29pm)
  • According to my wife(who works for their call centre) theres been a massive uptake in sales of doors. Folk are thinking that if they're going to be stuck inside for a fortnight, they might as well do the house up. Folk are also buying stuff so they can make planters and grow their own veg. Their sales have gone up 500%. by scottmaclellan (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 10:57pm)
  • I remember when I was wee my mum got me and my brother TVs and VCRs from Stepek for our bedrooms. About 2 months later they went under and she never had to pay for them from then on. by scottmaclellan (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 2:26pm)
  • Found the first murder victim of the lockdown. It's not someone coughing everywhere, or someone constantly scratching. No, it's the prick walking round the shop singing Christmas songs. by scottmaclellan (Thu 26th Mar 2020 11:10am)
  • So you answer the door in an aggressive manner and threaten to throw boiling water at them? Bit of a cunt, aren't you? by scottmaclellan (Fri 27th Mar 2020 2:01pm)
  • Start fake coughing into your arm. The bitch will back right off. by scottmaclellan (Sat 28th Mar 2020 6:25pm)
  • I'm pretty sure I've read about a Japanese guy that's caught it twice, so I wouldn't be going round saying I can't spread it. You'd still be able to physically pass it between people/items by physically touching and being a carrier. by scottmaclellan (Mon 30th Mar 2020 9:43am)
  • As a shop worker, I can confirm that people are just acting as if nothings happening. Same people visiting the shop every day, buying one or two things, then leaving and talking to their pals, or bringing the whole family to the weekly shop. by scottmaclellan (Mon 30th Mar 2020 9:45am)
  • Interestingly, I work in a freezer shop. by scottmaclellan (Mon 30th Mar 2020 5:32pm)
  • 'commenting on shit they dont have a clue about' The fucking irony by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 5:08am)
  • So what's the endgame of killing everybody? If we're all dead the elite cant control us. by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 5:09am)
  • I managed to get some in Lidl last week. by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Apr 2020 7:15am)
  • The Beardmore. by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Apr 2020 12:43pm)
  • How can it be burning if theres no air in space? /tinfoilheadwear by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Apr 2020 6:23pm)
  • Is this one of those yellow jackets that's actually fascist and completely missed the point of yellow jackets? by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Apr 2020 6:20pm)
  • These same people think that 4G causes SARS or some shit. Think 3G caused Swine Flu or something as well. Absolute fucking rockets. by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Apr 2020 6:27pm)
  • But with 3 major faults, it's probably better to get the car road worthy by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Apr 2020 1:18pm)
  • The donuts there were massive and brilliant. by scottmaclellan (Sat 11th Apr 2020 8:54pm)
  • Only ever had donuts. Remember my mum taking me in when I was wee, and then me taking my wife when I started seeing her. Was gutted when it closed. Even more so now I know they done caramel shortcake by scottmaclellan (Sat 11th Apr 2020 9:07pm)
  • Just been to the St Rollox store, a d it was relatively quiet. Tonnes of cheap Easter eggs. Mostly a quid each, but got one with some whisky chocolates for £2.50. Worth the trip for that alone tbh. by scottmaclellan (Wed 15th Apr 2020 1:36pm)
  • The wife roasted some chicken legs and cooked tatties and carrots in the juices that came out the chicken. Crispy skin on the chicken makes it even better, plus I've a load of juices to make gravy with tomorrow. by scottmaclellan (Wed 15th Apr 2020 9:05pm)
  • Bonus! More time to practice in peace by scottmaclellan (Thu 16th Apr 2020 4:42pm)
  • Set up google pay on your phone, if you can. It doesn't use your card number, just account number, so you'll still be able to buy stuff if you have to. Dont know if apple pay is the same. by scottmaclellan (Fri 17th Apr 2020 11:42am)
  • Should've coughed. She'd never be back at your door. by scottmaclellan (Fri 17th Apr 2020 9:05pm)
  • NEDS has a scene where they run past my wife's old flat in Mountblow. They paid her 200 quid to let them take her sky dish down. She was more than happy to accept as she hadn't had sky for years. by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th Apr 2020 12:40pm)
  • The Nathan Drake Collection and Journey are both free just now if you dont have them. by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th Apr 2020 2:49pm)
  • This is my go to when I need to wash the car. Takes card now, as well. by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th Apr 2020 2:45pm)
  • A good portion of the Kilpatrick hills, apparently. It's on the news. Can kinda see the smoke from my kitchen by scottmaclellan (Mon 20th Apr 2020 8:11pm)
  • I got some in farmfoods today. Might be worth a shot. by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 7:10pm)
  • 'Sadly' by scottmaclellan (Fri 24th Apr 2020 12:49pm)
  • Fabulous? by scottmaclellan (Fri 24th Apr 2020 9:34pm)
  • They're amazing sausages. Them and the caramelized onion ones. by scottmaclellan (Sat 25th Apr 2020 8:16am)
  • Some fuckwit on a clydebank page keeps trying to rent out a room in his house, even after agreeing with me that that would be an incredibly stupid thing to do right now. by scottmaclellan (Sun 26th Apr 2020 12:58pm)
  • 'This isn't customer service, its checkouts' is probably the stupidest thing a customer has said to me in a long time. Idiots. by scottmaclellan (Mon 27th Apr 2020 3:11pm)
  • He's going for a jobby, and his mum will wipe his arse. All after a snowball, mind. by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Apr 2020 7:39am)
  • Yeah,what a shitty parent, wanting their kid to be happy. by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Apr 2020 8:33am)
  • Nae snowballs? by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Apr 2020 10:47am)
  • Most councils are only taking general waste bins. Put the stinking one out and they might empty it next time by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Apr 2020 7:08pm)
  • That's just drumchapel as a whole. by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Apr 2020 12:09pm)
  • 39p in farmfoods. by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Apr 2020 12:12pm)
  • Football pitch up mountblow looked a bit apocalypsy last time I was there. The building was all fenced off. Although you probably shouldn't be out filming things right now. by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Apr 2020 12:10pm)
  • Congrats troops, you all survived April by scottmaclellan (Fri 1st May 2020 7:53am)
  • Can we get that in a form that makes sense? by scottmaclellan (Sat 2nd May 2020 10:17am)
  • I used to go to Dr Wash to get my car washed, and you'd just drive in, go thru their wee system and pay at the end. I usually give them a 50p tip. Doesn't sound much, but its 10% and they always do a cracking job. by scottmaclellan (Sun 3rd May 2020 9:13pm)
  • Not been out that way in a while. Sorry bud by scottmaclellan (Mon 4th May 2020 11:58am)
  • Found a hat for you https://www.freshdesignblinds.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/tin-foil-window-trick-800x800.jpg by scottmaclellan (Wed 6th May 2020 11:34am)
  • My mother in law keeps her in the freezer. Fucking maniac by scottmaclellan (Wed 6th May 2020 4:01pm)
  • I'll always recommend Powderfinger (Aussie band that I adore) and Logan (Glasgow band who are brilliant) by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th May 2020 4:50pm)
  • I managed to catch their last ever Glasgow show. Love them to bits. Bought the Sunsets bluray and honestly, the ending brought a tear to my eye by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th May 2020 8:40pm)
  • Have you seen the amount of folk treating it like a holiday and going to the beach and the park? Of course it wasnt obvious by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th May 2020 6:02pm)
  • Well, its definitely a shitehole. by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th May 2020 8:29pm)
  • Not exactly a part of glasgow tho, is it? Although it is a class place name by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th May 2020 8:29pm)
  • I was cooking dinner at the MILs once and found a jar of herbs she bought in Safeway. by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th May 2020 3:46pm)
  • I've seen reviews online and they dont seem to work anywhere near as well as advertised by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th May 2020 7:01pm)
  • Careful you don't cut yourself on all that edge! by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th May 2020 10:05pm)
  • He could chuck you out with no notice, probably. Unless theres something in the likely not-legally binding contract by scottmaclellan (Sun 10th May 2020 10:54pm)
  • Should probably have said he could *try* to throw OP out. I shouldn't try and form coherent thoughts while going to bed. by scottmaclellan (Mon 11th May 2020 6:06am)
  • I think Doom is still on Game Pass. Final Fantasy 15 is on it, and 9 is coming soon if it's not already there. Also, RDR2 has just went on it. by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th May 2020 9:36am)
  • Full Mark's for recommending a PS4 exclusive by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th May 2020 9:35am)
  • Nice one. What did you go for? by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th May 2020 3:23pm)
  • If you want to hit your wallet slightly less, I buy my stuff from Marionville Models. They're in Livingstone, but they're always 20% off. by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th May 2020 3:59pm)
  • Paesano opened a pasta restaurant called Sugo 4 years after someone opened one in Manchester and proceeded to threaten them with legal action if they opened any more branches using the name. https://foodanddrink.scotsman.com/food/glasgow-and-manchester-sugo-pasta-restaurants-in-feud-over-name/ by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th May 2020 10:28am)
  • Practice good social distancing and hygiene while you're there. It'll make you look good in the current climate. by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th May 2020 11:24am)
  • IKEA are shut. They're not delivering anywhere. When they reopen tho, you can hire a van at the store to take your stuff home, if you can drive that is. by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th May 2020 11:25am)
  • Further to this, I'm sure theres a big skate park in a shopping centre in Edinburgh. Will see if I can find a name. by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th May 2020 8:33pm)
  • When I go to my local pizza place I get pineapple, tuna and black pudding, among others. Its fucking brilliant. by scottmaclellan (Fri 15th May 2020 10:25pm)
  • Is that a hair dresser called 'Cut it again'? by scottmaclellan (Sat 16th May 2020 6:21pm)
  • My thoughts exactly. If the first thing a client says after you've cut their hair is 'cut it again', maybe hairdressing isn't for you. by scottmaclellan (Sat 16th May 2020 10:51pm)
  • We're all in lockdown and cannae get out to pump her by scottmaclellan (Mon 18th May 2020 7:13pm)
  • The fuck did I just read? by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd May 2020 2:34pm)
  • Its shite, whatever it is. by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd May 2020 2:36pm)
  • Canner exactly give us the doing he seems to want to dish out when he can't actually fucking get here due to lockdown. Spanner by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd May 2020 4:17pm)
  • Autocorrect changed one word. Was still perfectly obvious. by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd May 2020 4:55pm)
  • Just report it to Dumb Dumpers and the council will lift it. by scottmaclellan (Sat 23rd May 2020 11:31am)
  • I think the joke may have been missed by scottmaclellan (Tue 26th May 2020 2:04pm)
  • I saw my old boss on facebook yesterday spectacularly turn the whole Cummings disaster into an anti-SNP rant. Guys a total bellend. by scottmaclellan (Tue 26th May 2020 2:04pm)
  • Is telegram not where all the racist fuckwits from facebook went after Facebook kicked them for being racist fuckwits? Also, theres a whatsapp group chat and a subreddit for people to chat on. by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th May 2020 5:09am)
  • The sarcasm was obvious. Some people just want a moan. by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th May 2020 5:10am)
  • Clog moshing? by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th May 2020 4:50pm)
  • Go to a shop and make her something nice. The extra effort will make her love it even more by scottmaclellan (Sun 31st May 2020 10:00pm)
  • It's the easy way to spot shoplifters tbh by scottmaclellan (Mon 1st Jun 2020 12:35pm)
  • If folk keep acting like lockdown is over, the government are going to tighten it back up again. by scottmaclellan (Tue 2nd Jun 2020 11:29am)
  • The UK government couldn't give 2 fucks. The scottish government actually wants to deal with the virus without us all dying by scottmaclellan (Tue 2nd Jun 2020 5:18pm)
  • Name and shame by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Jun 2020 8:36am)
  • That's not exactly near Glasgow, and certainly not within 5 miles. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Jun 2020 8:18pm)
  • Racists and slave owners. by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Jun 2020 10:58am)
  • I saw someone the other day with his mask over the top of his head like a ducking skull cap. Wanted to get out my car and snack the stupid out of him. by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Jun 2020 11:02am)
  • The amount of people who bring their parents/grandparents shopping in my tiny shop is ridiculous. Theres going to be a big spike in cases soon, and I'm suddenly even happier that I'm off the next two weeks to avoid most of the plague bearers. by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Jun 2020 11:01am)
  • I know exactly what you mean. Every morning we have the same few customers come in first thing for bread and milk, and not one of them wears PPE or is under 65. Just buy enough to do you a few days and stay at home. by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Jun 2020 11:11am)
  • Dont buy french or british. Buy German or Asian. Kia and Hyundai are the same company, and their cars are brilliantly reliable. I'm on my second Kia, and have had to pay to fix 2 things that werent wear and tear. by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Jun 2020 5:28pm)
  • One for when this is all over is the Three Lochs Forest Drive. It's just a little up past Aberfoyle, and it's got great views. by scottmaclellan (Thu 11th Jun 2020 5:52am)
  • I love the fact that, while 'protecting' statues in London(I think) one of them pissed on a statue and got lifted for it. They really are thick as dog shit. by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Jun 2020 1:39pm)
  • Tried B&M. They're shite and didnt have any. by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Jun 2020 3:25pm)
  • I tried the garden centre one in dumbarton. by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Jun 2020 5:44pm)
  • I'll make sure to not hang it upside down by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Jun 2020 5:44pm)
  • Why did I not think of amazon? Ordered some from there. Cheers. by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Jun 2020 5:43pm)
  • I think there was, but it got cancelled by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Jun 2020 5:51pm)
  • They're an absolute embarrassment. The folk they went to protest against weren't there so instead of just saying 'ah lads, we've fucked it'and going home, they've started fighting...each other by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Jun 2020 8:25pm)
  • This one? https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/h8twv1/all_kicking_off_in_george_square_atm by scottmaclellan (Mon 15th Jun 2020 12:15am)
  • Except I'm not a fat racist prick. A prick, aye, a bit chubby, but not a racist. by scottmaclellan (Mon 15th Jun 2020 8:22am)
  • Got some big sheet cooking today :) by scottmaclellan (Mon 15th Jun 2020 11:32am)
  • Because these troglodytes will know how to use a VR system. I'd be surprised if any of them could actually spell VR, never mind use it. by scottmaclellan (Mon 15th Jun 2020 9:02pm)
  • Arnold Clark? Sounds like the kind of shit they'd pull. by scottmaclellan (Tue 16th Jun 2020 8:29pm)
  • An honest mistake then. Not so bad, but still a pain in the cunt by scottmaclellan (Tue 16th Jun 2020 10:04pm)
  • Best to get all the peaceful folk out the way before they do that tbh by scottmaclellan (Wed 17th Jun 2020 10:31pm)
  • Cheers, but I'm already sorted. Will bear them in mind if i need anything in the future. by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Jun 2020 6:17pm)
  • I work there, so meet a lot of the people. Most of them are alright, even some of the jakes, but there are a few twats. As has been said, avoid the flats and canal at night. by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Jun 2020 1:31pm)
  • Who shat in your corn flakes? Calm down. by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Jun 2020 9:14pm)
  • To this day, it's the only sub I've been banned from, and it will likely have been for nothing. by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Jun 2020 7:53pm)
  • What are the chances he's this UKGoviscorrupt fanny that's calling everyone a pratt and thinks the covid tracker software is a bad thing? by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Jun 2020 7:50pm)
  • How is it bad? Genuine question, because if you dont install a separate tracking app, it does fuck all. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 8:44am)
  • On their own, the google/apple APIs just sit there, they need an actual app, like the NHS app, to make them do something. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Jun 2020 3:26pm)
  • Whereabouts are you?Glasgow south has great access, Stobhill roads good for that area. Yoker is a good size, as is Maryhill. Edit: finished reading your comment. Maryhill will be your best bet. Can chain your bike up next to the trollies. by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Jun 2020 3:26pm)
  • Think it used to be a Woolies. The manager hid the keys for getting upstairs when I was working there, but I found them and went upstairs for a nosey after my shift. Was no lights so was properly creepy. I have some photos I took before my camera batteries died at home somewhere. by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Jun 2020 4:29pm)
  • Biggest in glasgow, it is. by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Jun 2020 7:10pm)
  • If I can find them, I'll do my best :) by scottmaclellan (Wed 24th Jun 2020 8:55pm)
  • That's why both parents kept remarrying when you were a kid. That way you can have loads of people you considered grand parents as they were all a big part of your upbringing by scottmaclellan (Thu 25th Jun 2020 4:59pm)
  • Yeah, that's totally a GDPR breach. I'd be onto them right away. by scottmaclellan (Thu 25th Jun 2020 5:00pm)
  • Considering getting a cheap exercise bike, cos I've nowhere to store an actual bike. Is there anywhere near Glasgow where I could go and pick one up? by scottmaclellan (Fri 26th Jun 2020 5:57pm)
  • Theres folk that come here to down vote everything. Theres even some twats that downvote Steamie. by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Jun 2020 3:17pm)
  • Supermarkets sell cheap clothes at reasonable prices tho. This is most likely just people being twats and wanting to take photos to put on facebook. by scottmaclellan (Mon 29th Jun 2020 9:30am)
  • Not missing much. An hour wait for a table when theres plenty empty, then another half hour till they take your order, then another 45 minutes until you get your food. The staff were mostly friendly, but the chefs were slow as shite. by scottmaclellan (Tue 30th Jun 2020 4:38pm)
  • so what were you breathing if not air? Water? by scottmaclellan (Wed 1st Jul 2020 2:56pm)
  • Nah, he's right. You are sounding like a fanny. by scottmaclellan (Sat 4th Jul 2020 6:23am)
  • You staying to get the work done makes you look so much better than your supervisor. If there's any mistakes he should've picked up on, he'll have a hard time explaining why he fucked off 6 hours before you did. by scottmaclellan (Sat 4th Jul 2020 11:51am)
  • Larkhall. When everyone was busy putting up rainbows and thanking the NHS, some gimp that lives on the main street puts a red hand of ulster up. Place is full of troglodytes and fuds. by scottmaclellan (Sat 4th Jul 2020 1:06pm)
  • You poor soul. I only had to go to school there. by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Jul 2020 3:54pm)
  • Thats a nice second wave coming over the brow of that hill. Its been somewhat nice folks, but if this shit keeps up, we're all fucked because someone just HAD to go to the shops. by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Jul 2020 4:59pm)
  • That would be too simple tho, and we can't have that. by scottmaclellan (Thu 9th Jul 2020 10:09pm)
  • Probably a good few million locks in the country. Unless whoever has it intends on going round every single one of them, I think you're sound. by scottmaclellan (Thu 9th Jul 2020 10:05pm)
  • First day of masks being mandatory and 25% of our customers haven't been wearing any face coverings. by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Jul 2020 10:13am)
  • Would love to, but that's against company policy by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Jul 2020 2:58pm)
  • As long as its a face covering you should be fine. Just wrap a scarf round your mush and you'll be sound. by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Jul 2020 3:00pm)
  • Was starting to think I was going mental, tbh by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Jul 2020 7:28pm)
  • Final count of folk without masks in my shop was about 150. Might not sound too bad, but its a really small shop and we only get about 500-600 customers a day. by scottmaclellan (Sat 11th Jul 2020 5:43am)
  • Someone might want to let them know that store policy doesn't override the government. by scottmaclellan (Sat 11th Jul 2020 9:07pm)
  • Or stick some nitromors in as well. As far as I'm aware, its an instant write off, but that part could be bullshit by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Jul 2020 1:04pm)
  • Is he not a racist? I think he's shit so have paid zero attention to him but have heard he's a bit of an arse. Any truth? by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Jul 2020 4:49pm)
  • 'Look at these stoaters' says the bloke who spent 3 minutes filming a couple of guys trying to get a pound out a trolley. by scottmaclellan (Tue 14th Jul 2020 5:13am)
  • Brilliantly constructed reply. Falls at the fact I don't wear specs, but whatever. by scottmaclellan (Tue 14th Jul 2020 10:57am)
  • Need help folks. I've been tasked with getting a new office chair for the work that doesn't rip the pass with the price(about 40 quid) and ideally that I can go to a store and buy I stead of mail order. Any ideas? Argos are shite and the place in Finnieston at PC world is shut. by scottmaclellan (Wed 15th Jul 2020 11:07am)
  • I've got an old one that probably does 480p at best they can have by scottmaclellan (Wed 15th Jul 2020 11:05am)
  • Thought about that, but thought fuck it and bought a cheap folding chair from B&M. by scottmaclellan (Wed 15th Jul 2020 2:00pm)
  • Fuck sake, now I need to go to bed in tears :( by scottmaclellan (Thu 16th Jul 2020 10:08pm)
  • Your friend was awesome by scottmaclellan (Fri 17th Jul 2020 5:28am)
  • Living the dream! Good luck! by scottmaclellan (Fri 17th Jul 2020 9:05am)
  • Ours was shite for about 3 weeks. Seems to be a lot better after the wife restarted the router for the Nth time. by scottmaclellan (Mon 20th Jul 2020 5:16am)
  • Fucking twat in socks and sandals. by scottmaclellan (Tue 21st Jul 2020 8:56pm)
  • They're showing the Lord Of The Rings Extended trilogy this weekend, apparently. Fuck my having to work all weekend. by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd Jul 2020 5:05am)
  • Was up til 2am building my new PC, expecting to get a great sleep after a day at work. Woke up at half 7. Fuck my sleep cycle. by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Jul 2020 10:38am)
  • Anybody got a Windows 10 disc I can borrow? by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Jul 2020 2:20pm)
  • Ended up doing that. Was a lot easier than I thought it would be. by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Jul 2020 6:25pm)
  • Have an upvote for acknowledging GlasgowLive as the scummy, content stealing bastards they are. by scottmaclellan (Wed 29th Jul 2020 1:42pm)
  • I love Alex to bits. Top dude. by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Jul 2020 6:26pm)
  • I am genuinely amazed by the amount of people who post here looking for advice when phoning the police is the obvious thing to do. by scottmaclellan (Fri 31st Jul 2020 10:29am)
  • Have an upvote for the father Ted reference. by scottmaclellan (Sat 1st Aug 2020 11:19am)
  • Is it not just a standard biscuit base(broken digestives and melted butter) and a can of caramel with chocolate sprinkles on top? Edit: thats how I used to make it with my mum and she's worked in a school kitchen for nearly 30 years. by scottmaclellan (Sun 2nd Aug 2020 5:34pm)
  • The one at the clutha has been redone, and honestly, its nowhere near as good. by scottmaclellan (Sun 2nd Aug 2020 5:32pm)
  • For the love of christ, when bpiling the carnation milk, don't forget about it. We forgot we had put it on one day and boiled it for fucking ages, until it exploded and launched the pot across the kitchen. by scottmaclellan (Sun 2nd Aug 2020 9:33pm)
  • Is this the one that's meant to be coming out on gamepass? Totally trying it if it is. by scottmaclellan (Mon 3rd Aug 2020 2:53pm)
  • What happened to the flight simulator thread? by scottmaclellan (Mon 3rd Aug 2020 8:48pm)
  • Standing outside the vet waiting on the wife coming back out with the cat. Furry little cute bastard has stopped eating and grooming, and I'm absolutely petrified now :( by scottmaclellan (Thu 6th Aug 2020 9:25am)
  • He was BB. Looked just like Felix off the cat food :) by scottmaclellan (Thu 6th Aug 2020 1:20pm)
  • Cheers for the kind words today, folks. It really does mean a lot on a shit day. by scottmaclellan (Thu 6th Aug 2020 9:56pm)
  • He was almost 15. Had only really stopped eating as much over the last few days. by scottmaclellan (Fri 7th Aug 2020 4:58am)
  • And glasgowlive have already got your story posted. by scottmaclellan (Fri 7th Aug 2020 12:55pm)
  • https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/the-13th-note-reddit-praised-18731920#ICID=Android_App_GlasgowLiveAppShare by scottmaclellan (Fri 7th Aug 2020 1:35pm)
  • Its glasgowlive. They steal a hood portion of their stuff from this subreddit. by scottmaclellan (Fri 7th Aug 2020 2:04pm)
  • I once saw a Boulevard van make it from the office on GWR just off the roundabout and make it straight onto the grassy central reservation as the axel had broken in two. by scottmaclellan (Sun 9th Aug 2020 8:15pm)
  • The phantom downvoters are back. The sad bastards even downvote the Steamie for some weird reason. Must be child molesters by scottmaclellan (Mon 10th Aug 2020 4:30pm)
  • Because its no 2008 and no one gives a shit about who's first in. by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th Aug 2020 4:29pm)
  • Missing the kids already, but probably spent the last 5 months moaning about them. by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th Aug 2020 4:28pm)
  • There are no downsides to this plan. Live-in mouse catcher and unlimited love in return. by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th Aug 2020 4:27pm)
  • Its going to impact the look of the natural environment. Because roads, pavements and houses just grow naturally these days. Its a phone mast, not a cancer giver. by scottmaclellan (Fri 14th Aug 2020 10:26am)
  • We looked at a house online the other week which had a nice bathroom, o e decorated bedroom and the rest was a disaster. No floor coverings, most of the walls were down to the brickwork and plaster, and the living room had had the fireplace ripped out and there was a big hole in the floorboards in the middle of the room. Unless your flat has a portal directly to Satan's bog, I'm sure you'll be fine. by scottmaclellan (Fri 14th Aug 2020 10:54pm)
  • They send the officers round looking for Joe Bloggs, but you, the resident, have ID with a different name(hopefully) and they go on their merry way because the records are in someone else's name, and that someone clearly isn't you. by scottmaclellan (Mon 17th Aug 2020 4:20pm)
  • What is it with First and bridges? Did a bridge kill their parents and they're trying to take out all the bridges now? Happening far too often these days. by scottmaclellan (Tue 18th Aug 2020 9:02am)
  • Splitting headache and I work with muppets. Someone stick a bullet in me. by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Aug 2020 8:55am)
  • That kind of logic isn't welcome on the internet by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Aug 2020 10:49am)
  • Because by the time the filling of a frozen pie is cooked the outside would be burnt to a crisp. by scottmaclellan (Thu 20th Aug 2020 4:01pm)
  • Careful. That kind of talk usually gets downvoted by scottmaclellan (Thu 20th Aug 2020 6:31pm)
  • Probably never been anywhere near a hill, either. by scottmaclellan (Fri 21st Aug 2020 4:16pm)
  • Find a local greengrocer and ask them if they can order them for you. by scottmaclellan (Fri 21st Aug 2020 9:18pm)
  • But why male models? by scottmaclellan (Sat 22nd Aug 2020 4:12pm)
  • Honestly, one of the greatest line fuck ups of all time. by scottmaclellan (Sun 23rd Aug 2020 7:02pm)
  • I've spotted your problem. You used easyjet. Absolutely fucking useless bunch. by scottmaclellan (Mon 24th Aug 2020 5:54pm)
  • Why would you need to know where the family friendly areas are? Because some people have families and don't want to be in a dodgy area. by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th Aug 2020 12:32pm)
  • The Sisters is lovely. by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th Aug 2020 5:13pm)
  • Did it? Damn by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th Aug 2020 8:45pm)
  • Biffy Clyro - Opposites Live from Glasgow by scottmaclellan (Thu 27th Aug 2020 8:34pm)
  • Possibly the Academy, not certain. by scottmaclellan (Thu 27th Aug 2020 9:25pm)
  • Same happened to me, but it came back the next episode by scottmaclellan (Fri 28th Aug 2020 11:58am)
  • Yeah,it was the first episode of Punisher that didn't show it. Seems like a bit if a weird addition to their system tbh. by scottmaclellan (Fri 28th Aug 2020 12:20pm)
  • Fannies can't even riot properly. Twats. by scottmaclellan (Sun 30th Aug 2020 10:03am)
  • No need to do that at half 1 in the fucking morning tho by scottmaclellan (Sun 30th Aug 2020 6:29pm)
  • If only the flat wasn't already empty. by scottmaclellan (Sun 30th Aug 2020 6:49pm)
  • We used to have one of these twats loudly walking round the shop foing on about how its all a conspiracy and none of its real. Haven't seen him in a few months. Wonder if irony had a word with him. by scottmaclellan (Mon 31st Aug 2020 2:55pm)
  • Utter cunts. by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Sep 2020 11:45am)
  • 'Ah knew he had a stanley' Yet you didn't think to let anyone else know. Absolute fannies. Only hard when there's 10 of them. Would shite themselves and cry for their mammy if you cornered them on their own. by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Sep 2020 5:12pm)
  • Make notes of everything. Get on to the police if its at stupid times and report everything to the council noise team. Or be petty and get revenge. Wait til they're asleep, make sure the wee man is away with his mum or something, and start pumping techno at full volume. by scottmaclellan (Wed 2nd Sep 2020 11:26pm)
  • 24 hour techno party with all the other neighbours it is, then. by scottmaclellan (Wed 2nd Sep 2020 11:30pm)
  • Has there? First I've heard of it. by scottmaclellan (Thu 3rd Sep 2020 4:23pm)
  • Still work for Farmfoods. Bit shit, but my managers a good laugh, most of the staff are competent, and the area manager brings us tea and coffee from starbucks by scottmaclellan (Thu 3rd Sep 2020 9:04pm)
  • Place went downhill after Richard left, but improved after the flats full of junkies were brought down by scottmaclellan (Thu 3rd Sep 2020 9:57pm)
  • Pressure washer will be more effective by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Sep 2020 9:59pm)
  • Its about as mature as saying 'snitches get stitches'. Only weapons of the highest order say that. by scottmaclellan (Sat 5th Sep 2020 9:49am)
  • Day before my birthday? You buying me a present? by scottmaclellan (Sat 5th Sep 2020 8:49pm)
  • I seem that on a knightswood page today. Thought he was ripping the piss by scottmaclellan (Sat 5th Sep 2020 8:49pm)
  • 'Distancing of one metre also appears not to be happening in the group, despite National Clinical Director Jason Leitch yesterday issuing advice that people in bars must “physically distance from everyone” outside their household.' How, when she was out on the Friday, was she supposed to follow guidance issued on Saturday? by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Sep 2020 1:26pm)
  • What is it with posts being deleted these days? How is a post asking where folk work, and seeking help getting a job spam? by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Sep 2020 1:33pm)
  • Aye, the army have set up camp at Strathy Park and we're going into a curfew. My daughters pals dugs cousins aunties pals maw told me. by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Sep 2020 1:31pm)
  • Did you not know the fire brigade respond to shootings these days? by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Sep 2020 1:30pm)
  • Take sanitiser with you and just clean your hands before and after handling the laptops. by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Sep 2020 1:07pm)
  • You can if you go to finnieston by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Sep 2020 1:06pm)
  • Don't wear gloves, ffs. Just use sanitiser. by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Sep 2020 1:06pm)
  • You can, but on your hands will be more effective. Not that difficult to understand, I hope. by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Sep 2020 4:47pm)
  • Rubbish chute, surely. No way to tell what floor the body came from that way by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Sep 2020 11:09pm)
  • Then consider a weak shitebag, but never a tory by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Sep 2020 11:10pm)
  • Have you tried B&Q? I got blinds from there for my abnormally sized windows by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Sep 2020 11:24am)
  • How would they know? They get their content from here by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Sep 2020 9:59pm)
  • And. Roll and sausage. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Sep 2020 11:48am)
  • If a wee anonymous call was to get made to the polis, you could easily claim to be someone else who keeps seeing other folk going into the flat. Or get the walloper told to stop being a selfish prick. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Sep 2020 11:51am)
  • The joy of getting old, where you can do yourself a serious injury by sleeping. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Sep 2020 11:50am)
  • I've a sneaking suspicion he won't be changing his ways over the weekend. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Sep 2020 5:09pm)
  • Refunds are only available for 44 days after your 21st birthday assuming you were born on the third Tuesday after lent under a full moon in a blizzard. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Sep 2020 5:10pm)
  • Aye, arseholes sticking to the law and not being cunts by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Sep 2020 2:39pm)
  • Tempting. My neighbours would love me. Would make a change from the twats upstairs arguing all day long. by scottmaclellan (Wed 16th Sep 2020 2:08pm)
  • If assume, anfbi could be wrong here, the instant the person on the receiving end says no or expresses distaste in any way by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Sep 2020 4:24pm)
  • He was harassing women on film. How can you not understand thats not allowed? by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Sep 2020 4:25pm)
  • If only there was someone you could phone about this, maybe a company that deals with student loans. by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Sep 2020 4:43pm)
  • Well she can fuck off back under her rock by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Sep 2020 4:42pm)
  • Nobody said it was illegal to chat someone up. Next time you're out, try and chat someone up while filming it and see how far you get. by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Sep 2020 8:58pm)
  • And you still used her? People like that need to be avoided at all costs. They're literally putting lives in danger. by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Sep 2020 9:02pm)
  • Chuggers will get your attention and then give up when you walk away/say no thanks, this guy was properly harassing women and then bad mouthing them when they said no. Totally different. by scottmaclellan (Sat 19th Sep 2020 10:52am)
  • It was you, wasn't it? by scottmaclellan (Sat 19th Sep 2020 1:14pm)
  • If the uk can defy international law to the detriment of us all, we should be able to breach uk law in order to save lives. by scottmaclellan (Sun 20th Sep 2020 6:39am)
  • Logic isn't welcome on the internet by scottmaclellan (Sun 20th Sep 2020 8:34pm)
  • Can leave the house without going to the pub, you know. Why not become that wierdo that walks the streets in his boxers at 3am? by scottmaclellan (Wed 23rd Sep 2020 7:02pm)
  • Asda in Bearsden has one. Thjnk ita a quid for 3 minutes and it takes card. by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Sep 2020 2:07pm)
  • Dalmuir tyres? I always go there. Reliable and top blokes. by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Sep 2020 7:32pm)
  • That was so shit I laughed. Have an upvote by scottmaclellan (Fri 25th Sep 2020 4:03pm)
  • Depends on how smart the cyclist is being, tbh. Going at a good pace? They're fine. Swerving all over the road to stop traffic passing? Should be fair game. by scottmaclellan (Mon 28th Sep 2020 1:20pm)
  • 'Stop whinging' Naw. I have to talk to absolute weapons grade fuckwits all day, I'll whinge if I want. Glasgow is a glorious city tho, but fuck me if some of the folk who live here are twats. by scottmaclellan (Mon 28th Sep 2020 10:13pm)
  • Because there could be a legit reason they can't wear a mask, and we're not allowed to ask what it is. by scottmaclellan (Tue 29th Sep 2020 1:02pm)
  • COPD, bad asthma, cancer, only having 1 lung by scottmaclellan (Tue 29th Sep 2020 5:16pm)
  • Aye, and they've discovered weed and walk about like zombies by scottmaclellan (Wed 30th Sep 2020 12:27pm)
  • This is totally going to end up on GlasgowLive by scottmaclellan (Fri 9th Oct 2020 2:42pm)
  • Its not ok for people to treat you like that, this whole pandemic has brought out the worst in people, and they were mostly cunts to begin with. I've been working right thru this entire situation and have seen people act exactly like you describe, but being a 6ft tall angry guy they tend to change their tune when I challenge them over their behaviour. There will be someone somewhere that you can talk to, but it might be an idea to talk to your doctor to try and get better help than reddit can provide. Stay strong and look after yourself by scottmaclellan (Sat 10th Oct 2020 11:49am)
  • Well they do keep voting for tories. People are immeasurably stupid by scottmaclellan (Mon 12th Oct 2020 7:04pm)
  • r/glasgowcity maybe, but r/Glasgow is 90% sound cunts by scottmaclellan (Mon 12th Oct 2020 10:12pm)
  • Never even heard of it by scottmaclellan (Tue 13th Oct 2020 5:53pm)
  • Are there still aliens on the church in the town centre? Could see if you can spot them. by scottmaclellan (Wed 14th Oct 2020 7:09am)
  • No point moaning about cyclists here. You'll never be in the right no matter whats happened by scottmaclellan (Thu 15th Oct 2020 2:40pm)
  • Lomond Market might be tomorrow. Check the lomond shores Facebook page. by scottmaclellan (Sat 17th Oct 2020 8:24pm)
  • West Dunbartonshire made us rip the carpet up and scrub the wooden floor when we moved out our old flat. We were the last tenants in the block and they were getting demolished. by scottmaclellan (Sun 18th Oct 2020 7:15pm)
  • There's something good in Larkhall? by scottmaclellan (Wed 21st Oct 2020 4:48pm)
  • I took mine to the laundrette on alderman Road after the cat spewed on it. Came out looking brand new. by scottmaclellan (Wed 21st Oct 2020 4:50pm)
  • Went to school there. The place is a dive. Didn't even know there was a kart circuit. by scottmaclellan (Wed 21st Oct 2020 8:45pm)
  • Ibuprofen for toothache. Works better than paracetamol in my experience. by scottmaclellan (Mon 26th Oct 2020 10:58am)
  • She seems genuinely surprised that the place was quiet during a global pandemic and that non-essential shops were shut, and she couldn't get a pint. by scottmaclellan (Mon 2nd Nov 2020 12:00pm)
  • Sitting in the sheriff court hoping I get to go home nice and early. by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 9:35am)
  • Witness by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 9:52am)
  • I'm here because some dipshit junkie decided to threaten me. by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd Nov 2020 11:25am)
  • The man needs sectioned. He's a fucking loonball by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Nov 2020 10:13am)
  • Mr Chips, I'm guessing by scottmaclellan (Thu 5th Nov 2020 2:44pm)
  • You've nae pals, do you? by scottmaclellan (Thu 5th Nov 2020 2:54pm)
  • I got over 200mb sitting in the carpark in Maryhill tesco. by scottmaclellan (Sat 7th Nov 2020 1:07pm)
  • Someone posted yesterday looking for a place to rent to get away from abusive parents. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/jp8n5m/living_with_toxic_parents_need_help_moving_out by scottmaclellan (Sat 7th Nov 2020 1:05pm)
  • Jelly tots aren't as tall as that. That's from a pack of dolly mixtures by scottmaclellan (Sun 8th Nov 2020 5:05pm)
  • I ate a kilo of yogurt last night. Do not make the same mistake i did. by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Nov 2020 10:47am)
  • Peach and passionfruit flavour from Lidl. Its lovely. by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Nov 2020 4:19pm)
  • The road outside our place is being resurfaced. My entire flat is vibrating. by scottmaclellan (Tue 10th Nov 2020 12:32pm)
  • At least he'd be immune to covid by scottmaclellan (Fri 13th Nov 2020 4:04pm)
  • Its the roadworks outside my bedroom that fucked me off this morning. First long lie all week, and they cunts are resurfacing and tooting their horns at 8am. Cunts. by scottmaclellan (Fri 13th Nov 2020 4:05pm)
  • Phone the police instead of moaning on reddit. Its folk like him that are stopping this whole shitshow from ending. by scottmaclellan (Sat 14th Nov 2020 9:07am)
  • Defo the children's hospital. Best place for them tbh by scottmaclellan (Sat 14th Nov 2020 1:42pm)
  • Except he's dead like the nazi cunt he was. by scottmaclellan (Sun 15th Nov 2020 8:17am)
  • Game announced a couple of weeks ago they'd have more online for preorder on launch day, but only online for delivery before Christmas. by scottmaclellan (Sun 15th Nov 2020 4:51pm)
  • Wait, why was the xbox post removed? by scottmaclellan (Mon 16th Nov 2020 6:18am)
  • Special guest referee? by scottmaclellan (Mon 16th Nov 2020 10:25am)
  • Looking for suggestions folks. Tomorrow is our wedding anniversary, and instead of sitting on a beach somewhere, we're stuck in Glasgow. Looking for something to do, or somewhere to go that won't break lockdown restrictions. Bonus points if there's a chance of seeing otters or deer. by scottmaclellan (Tue 17th Nov 2020 1:45pm)
  • Went there for a walk a few weeks back. Never saw anything. Booked 5 sisters zoo, tho. Otters, deer, and wild cats. She'll be over the moon! by scottmaclellan (Tue 17th Nov 2020 3:10pm)
  • Don't know why you're being down voted. Its accurate. by scottmaclellan (Tue 17th Nov 2020 3:37pm)
  • I completely forgot about the place. Its brilliant. The bears were rescued from the circus as well :) by scottmaclellan (Tue 17th Nov 2020 9:47pm)
  • Better subs than this. Hell, there's entire websites dedicated to this. by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th Nov 2020 8:27pm)
  • You're having a laugh, right? OP probably isn't the person in the image. You understand that, right? by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th Nov 2020 8:25pm)
  • My local chippy does. Just ask them to batter it. by scottmaclellan (Thu 19th Nov 2020 8:23am)
  • Hopefully your manager gets a visit from the police and his manager. Ideally to deliver his P45 and a swift kick to the nadgers by scottmaclellan (Sun 22nd Nov 2020 4:52pm)
  • I live 5 minutes from the start of the 1D route. It quite consistently is 10 minutes late first thing in the morning when there's no other traffic. First are great at performing the wrong kind of miracles. by scottmaclellan (Wed 25th Nov 2020 9:06am)
  • Whereabouts are you? A multistorey car park will have a decent flat surface and will be sheltered. by scottmaclellan (Thu 26th Nov 2020 12:02am)
  • 'I'd give you one' -Aaron6788 A quote to make OP feel better if he's ever down by scottmaclellan (Thu 26th Nov 2020 4:03pm)
  • Thats too logical an answer. Maybe the fire brigade? by scottmaclellan (Fri 27th Nov 2020 2:07am)
  • Is that mot the one where it wasn't actually the butchers fault, but the local nuns had bought some stuff, thought it was cooked and only put it in the oven for long enough to warm it up and not cook it? by scottmaclellan (Fri 27th Nov 2020 1:58pm)
  • Must be thinking of another outbreak then. by scottmaclellan (Fri 27th Nov 2020 4:15pm)
  • Why would someone enter a competition to win a PS5, which they don't want, and then swap them for an assortment of golf clubs and part of a bike? Baldrick would come up with a better plan. by scottmaclellan (Sat 28th Nov 2020 5:08pm)
  • Fuck knows why you're being down voted. by scottmaclellan (Sat 28th Nov 2020 5:11pm)
  • Pretty sure you missed the tiniest hint of sarcasm there. by scottmaclellan (Sat 28th Nov 2020 5:17pm)
  • I walked through clydebank centre the other day and the scented candle shop was open. How is that an essential? by scottmaclellan (Sat 28th Nov 2020 8:53pm)
  • Brexit isnt going to be bad though. Its going to be absolutely disastrous. by scottmaclellan (Sat 28th Nov 2020 8:52pm)
  • Fucking must have by scottmaclellan (Sat 28th Nov 2020 8:50pm)
  • Is it wrong that I really want to know what the original comment was? by scottmaclellan (Sun 29th Nov 2020 4:00pm)
  • Victoria Wood was a national treasure by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Dec 2020 5:19pm)
  • 9 quid a margarita, 10 quid everything else by scottmaclellan (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 5:07am)
  • Facebook ban for saying men who think the size of boobs is relative to the amount of milk a woman drinks are morons. by scottmaclellan (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 5:35pm)
  • Dobber Man is more likely by scottmaclellan (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 8:12pm)
  • A group called Facial 2.0 by scottmaclellan (Wed 2nd Dec 2020 8:11pm)
  • Farmfoods employee here. We don't sell these. Only regular caramel wafers. by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Dec 2020 12:27pm)
  • Describe it as fuckin baltic. What else would we do? by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Dec 2020 4:07pm)
  • Taxi t-boned me in a car park earlier. 4 hours later we're still waiting on recovery. In the last 5 minutes 2 folk have flashed their lights or tooted their horns at a broken car with its hazards flashing. People are fucking idiots. by scottmaclellan (Mon 7th Dec 2020 7:11pm)
  • Haiya by scottmaclellan (Mon 7th Dec 2020 10:14pm)
  • I'll wear mine as long as I have to after getting the jags. Its not an instant protection thing, takes a couple of months,plus we'll still have to protect those who can't get the jag. by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Dec 2020 8:04am)
  • Drumchapel Hospital, but I'm pretty confident he was being flippant. by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Dec 2020 12:33am)
  • Can get an OBD2 module for less than a tenner on amazon. Mine proved properly useful for diagnosing mine and my bosses warning lights. by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Dec 2020 12:56am)
  • Expat? Is that not just a white way of saying immigrant? by scottmaclellan (Fri 11th Dec 2020 12:07am)
  • What area? by scottmaclellan (Fri 11th Dec 2020 12:41am)
  • Fuck me, that's depressing. How can folk want to be under the thumb of the tories who are out purely to make themselves richer and to hell with the rest of us? Anyone? by scottmaclellan (Fri 11th Dec 2020 6:18pm)
  • The irony that she thinks people should be allowed to have another say after we were all lied to last time, and the safeties they offered us were swiftly yanked from under our feet? 'The only way to stay in Europe is to vote No' they told us. That went well, didn't it? And then we had that arse Johnston in charge during a pandemic, and what did he do? Hid in a fridge to avoid difficult questions, gave massive contracts to his mates companies that didn't even deal with PPE, and let a treasonous coworker off with her behaviour because he disagreed with the findings of an official report by scottmaclellan (Fri 11th Dec 2020 6:16pm)
  • Depends on how the tories fuck Scotland over the coming years. Is it really that bad an idea that a country that gives billions to a neighbouring government every year wants to keep that money for themselves? by scottmaclellan (Fri 11th Dec 2020 10:08pm)
  • Love that you're being downvoted for stating a fact. by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Dec 2020 8:32am)
  • Walk round the building looking for an opening big enough for a car to get in? by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Dec 2020 4:22pm)
  • It was discontinued months ago. Pretty sure the latest use by date was for November, but I could be wrong about that by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Dec 2020 1:33pm)
  • Mate, that just sounds like your trying to pull a hippie college chicken form an early 2000s teen movie. Whatever you're smoking, lower your dosage. by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Dec 2020 8:54pm)
  • If it helps clear out the backed up shite, I'm all for an unlubed anal probe from a grey or two. by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Dec 2020 8:57pm)
  • Magic, the cunt thinks I'm a terrorist by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Dec 2020 7:53am)
  • Whelp, after the car getting hit by a taxi last week, its now been written off and I need to buy a new car. Hopefully have this one longer than 6 weeks. by scottmaclellan (Wed 16th Dec 2020 7:12am)
  • Tesco in Maryhill have a good few by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Dec 2020 8:57am)
  • Yeah, that's how I renewed mine. by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Dec 2020 8:56pm)
  • There's plenty now by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Dec 2020 8:37am)
  • Much easier to drink it via your mouth, tbh by scottmaclellan (Sun 20th Dec 2020 7:19pm)
  • Chocoweazel? by scottmaclellan (Sun 20th Dec 2020 7:20pm)
  • Well there's been a bit of an issue with folk not supposed to be going to the city centre for a while, so that might have something to do with it. by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Dec 2020 9:26pm)
  • Didn't notice then 'when i was wee' bit. It's been a long day. by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Dec 2020 9:34pm)
  • It's faifley. That's a pretty big negative, tbh by scottmaclellan (Wed 23rd Dec 2020 12:51pm)
  • £19.99 by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Dec 2020 7:12pm)
  • The most our cat ate was the elastic stuff that you get round joints of meat. That was an interesting poo the next day by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Dec 2020 7:11pm)
  • Happy Christmas, you beautiful bastards. Unless you're a tory, in which case you can merrily fuck off. by scottmaclellan (Fri 25th Dec 2020 6:59am)
  • I've some magic beans for sale, if you're interested by scottmaclellan (Mon 28th Dec 2020 8:29am)
  • I found out a few weeks back that my mates dad is one of the founders of WSM. by scottmaclellan (Thu 31st Dec 2020 12:30pm)
  • Yup. Pals with his son Kristian by scottmaclellan (Thu 31st Dec 2020 3:55pm)
  • Would've been justified, to be honest. People like that need to learn that they're the ones causing this to last longer than it had to. by scottmaclellan (Fri 1st Jan 2021 9:29am)
  • After the absolute shitshow that was 2020, I'd be happy with 2021 being mediocre. Happy will be a genuine bonus by scottmaclellan (Fri 1st Jan 2021 11:54am)
  • Fine, I'll put the cucumber back by scottmaclellan (Sat 2nd Jan 2021 11:06am)
  • The only radio station I've heard play Raining Blood at 11 in the morning, and then give a granny recipe for macaroni cheese. 12/10 would listen to again. by scottmaclellan (Tue 5th Jan 2021 7:37am)
  • Print a bit of paper that says 'Emergency doctor on call' and stick it on your dashboard when you park up outside the office in case any wardens appear while your inside. by scottmaclellan (Tue 5th Jan 2021 11:13am)
  • N Having no business going to yoker by scottmaclellan (Wed 6th Jan 2021 9:05am)
  • Also poor Johnny, His face with one good eye, For what he thought was H2O, Was really HCI. by scottmaclellan (Wed 6th Jan 2021 3:53pm)
  • Fuck, I was reading it as a capital I. Edit: changed it now. by scottmaclellan (Wed 6th Jan 2021 4:40pm)
  • You can get cheap gear on amazon, I think. A cheap tattoo gun with ink and pig skin to practice on. Might be worth a check for her. by scottmaclellan (Wed 6th Jan 2021 8:35pm)
  • My opinion that he could let her know about cheap gear? On yer bike. by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th Jan 2021 3:40pm)
  • Still baltic by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th Jan 2021 3:48pm)
  • People. People are, by and large, cunts, and they ruin it for the rest of us. I was at work 20 minutes yesterday and wanted to chuck my job and start smashing folk with no manners or common sense. by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Jan 2021 9:00am)
  • Literally living the dream, man. Not having to deal with as many twats would be glorious. by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Jan 2021 3:36pm)
  • When someone on a till says hello, its common decency to say hello back. by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Jan 2021 9:04pm)
  • I looked out my window the other day and saw one of my neighbours practicing his sword skills against a wooden shield. Try that instead. Nobody will fuck with the maniac with a sword. In theory, at least. by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Jan 2021 8:29am)
  • Have click and collect not been told to shut? I'm sure I saw that yesterday. by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Jan 2021 10:02am)
  • Costco? by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Jan 2021 11:47am)
  • Shit, sorry to hear that. Take some solace from the fact you got to say goodbye. Our dog went in her sleep one night, and it still hurts. by scottmaclellan (Mon 11th Jan 2021 9:02pm)
  • Which is in the original post. by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th Jan 2021 10:53am)
  • His mum who is in his bubble and lives alone. That's a perfectly legit reason. by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th Jan 2021 9:10pm)
  • Microsoft don't give two shits about tracking you via a non-existent chip. It would be much easier to do so via smart phone and social media. by scottmaclellan (Fri 15th Jan 2021 10:52am)
  • Don't know if I should be flattered or not either. Also, high stress levels and a shit job do not go well together when trying to browse reddit. Just ignore me just now. by scottmaclellan (Fri 15th Jan 2021 12:39pm)
  • I remember when my street updated years ago, and all the cars had their regi plates blurred out, which makes sense, apart from mine which was as clear as day. by scottmaclellan (Sat 16th Jan 2021 7:52am)
  • I've missed the town a few times, but had some genuine reasons to be there(court) and realised its actually quite shit and couldn't work out why I'd missed it. by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Jan 2021 3:19am)
  • Did the UK government not knock back the Scottish government's plan to get us all vaccine quickly saying it was a threat to national sexurity by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Jan 2021 12:52pm)
  • Antifa rule 1 is keep your face covered, so why would they break that rule to overturn an election that was more in their favour? Trumpists really are thick. by scottmaclellan (Mon 18th Jan 2021 2:37pm)
  • Ah yes, the peaceful protestors who were shot at for *checks notes* standing there. by scottmaclellan (Mon 18th Jan 2021 7:29pm)
  • Pandemic? First I've heard of it... by scottmaclellan (Wed 20th Jan 2021 2:41pm)
  • I've always wanted a cimena room. Also, most of the photos look like they're from an interior decorators brochure, and not like they're trying to sell a property. Whoever chose the photos needs shot. They do nothing to help sell the place. by scottmaclellan (Thu 21st Jan 2021 10:08pm)
  • Turns out it's national stupid question day. 2 folk in the last 5 minutes have looked in an empty fridge and asked 'Is yer milk no in yet?' by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 8:41am)
  • It's the 43rd, so only another 27 days to go by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 8:58am)
  • Exactly. We're all secretly dragons. by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd Jan 2021 4:00pm)
  • Mental boot got less votes than the Monster Raving Loony Party last time she tried to get a seat. However, I'm absolutely petrified that all the racist fuckwits will vote for her and she'll be 'legitimised' by scottmaclellan (Sat 23rd Jan 2021 4:45pm)
  • TIL a story about a racist coming to Glasgow from Ireland to stand in the next election in considered news spam. Every days a school day. by scottmaclellan (Sat 23rd Jan 2021 11:11pm)
  • I get to open up my tumble dryer to see if I can find what's wrong with it. Good times ahead. by scottmaclellan (Sun 24th Jan 2021 10:24am)
  • Not as much fluff as I thought. Also, part I was looking for is under the drum and am I fuck dismantling my tumble dryer that much. Service plans exist for a reason. by scottmaclellan (Sun 24th Jan 2021 1:01pm)
  • Hate it when they restict traffic by scottmaclellan (Sun 24th Jan 2021 3:17pm)
  • Folk keep sharing Janey Godley videos with me and my god is she desperately unfunny. by scottmaclellan (Tue 26th Jan 2021 6:29am)
  • She uses that to her advantage constantly. It was funny at the time, but the same joke over and over for 4 years loses its appeal. by scottmaclellan (Tue 26th Jan 2021 8:47am)
  • 8 weeks later and the insurance are finally paying out after the car got written off. by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th Jan 2021 12:58pm)
  • Big toe nail has decided it no longer wants to be attached to my toe 100%. It's now attached by a wee bit right at the skin and I'm too much of a shitebag to pull it off because I know that'll hurt like hell by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th Jan 2021 3:54pm)
  • Only got a shower. Hopefully that'll be good enough. by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th Jan 2021 8:44pm)
  • Came off this morning. Now for the padding and cream to keep it clean :) by scottmaclellan (Thu 28th Jan 2021 5:28am)
  • Came off this morning :) by scottmaclellan (Thu 28th Jan 2021 5:27am)
  • Grew up in South Lanarkshire(Stonehouse) before moving to clydebank. I'd move back in an instant if it was feasible. by scottmaclellan (Thu 28th Jan 2021 11:23am)
  • Can you imagine if, for 6 months of the year, we were an hour out from England? There would be chaos. by scottmaclellan (Fri 29th Jan 2021 8:21am)
  • Fortnight, maybe? by scottmaclellan (Sat 30th Jan 2021 8:14pm)
  • Donate 10 grand to the tories as well and you're golden. by scottmaclellan (Sun 31st Jan 2021 8:50am)
  • Do you get to ask for justification over orders like that? Or is it for a common room? by scottmaclellan (Sun 31st Jan 2021 9:57am)
  • Someone on here was looking for Tunnocks Wafer Creams a while back, were they not? We've just had a case delivered to the shop this morning if anyone's after some. 69p a pack. by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Feb 2021 8:42am)
  • Quuck question. If you're going to the Louisa Jordan to get your covid jag, do you get free parking at the multi storey? I'm sure I read here you do. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Feb 2021 6:50am)
  • You didn't notice a car, in the lane, not moving? by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Feb 2021 4:59pm)
  • Are you living in my flat? My upstairs neighbour is a fucking psycho that shouts and screams at all hours. by scottmaclellan (Sat 6th Feb 2021 12:39pm)
  • Matzaluna in clydebank, but they're currently shut for obvious reasons by scottmaclellan (Sat 6th Feb 2021 12:35pm)
  • Well your rents overdue by scottmaclellan (Sat 6th Feb 2021 7:30pm)
  • The only folk that claim it doesn't exist just happen to be white males who are the exact ones it benefits. I've had to explain it to many folk in the past who don't believe in it. by scottmaclellan (Wed 10th Feb 2021 7:15am)
  • People in this place are cunts. They just don't give give a shit about looking after where they live. Can guarantee they'd go mental if their kid dropped a tiny bit of rubbish in the house, as well. by scottmaclellan (Wed 10th Feb 2021 10:05am)
  • Should be called 'Yoda bot, I am' by scottmaclellan (Wed 10th Feb 2021 10:58am)
  • Dashcam is easily the best thing I've ever bought for my car. by scottmaclellan (Wed 10th Feb 2021 8:03pm)
  • Lockdown isn't an excuse to start on some random lassie tho, is it? If I went out and started driving erratically and acting the cunt, I wouldn't expect to be let off because its been a long lockdown by scottmaclellan (Wed 10th Feb 2021 8:01pm)
  • Usually just the argument 'have you been impeded in any way shape or form due to being white? Have you been harassed by the police more because of your skin colour?' Explaining that statistically white folk are less likely to be harassed by the authorities, and more likely to be considered for employment roles than folk with a darker skin tone, and that males are even more likely to have positive outcomes in these situations than women, how men are stereotypically considered 'stronger' than women with no evidence to the contrary. Tbh, it's usually met with 'well I've never witnessed it'. by scottmaclellan (Thu 11th Feb 2021 5:10am)
  • While your right, was it absolutely necessary to post that comment when folk are clearly in a bad place? by scottmaclellan (Fri 12th Feb 2021 1:07pm)
  • I downloaded the ClearScore app to track my credit score, and its been great. by scottmaclellan (Mon 15th Feb 2021 2:25pm)
  • Aye, there's one that's easily identifiable as Glasgow, but the rest look shit. by scottmaclellan (Wed 17th Feb 2021 12:10pm)
  • Wikipoodia? *gets coat* by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Feb 2021 2:51pm)
  • The leaflets should have a return address on them. Stick it in an unstamped envelope with the return address on it, stick a few stones and heavy things in it, then stick it in the post. They'll have to pay to get it, and all they'll get is shite. by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Feb 2021 4:17pm)
  • This is why you should always wear your fake stab vest. by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Feb 2021 8:13am)
  • Brilliant game tho. I'm thoroughly enjoying it. by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Feb 2021 9:03am)
  • Because the number of people offered it will be significantly higher than the number of people who've had it. Its how they spin the numbers to make them look better. It's also why Scotland figures for having given the vaccine are much better. by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Feb 2021 6:19pm)
  • Lies!! by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Feb 2021 6:21pm)
  • I got an advert for spray on paint stripper the other morning (cos that's what I wanted to see at 5am) and now I'm getting DIY videos. Youtube is weird. by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Feb 2021 6:21pm)
  • When I'm not working it's either video games or building and painting warhammer. Just as long g as I'm keeping the brain going, it's all good by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Feb 2021 10:25pm)
  • Have you seen his Isle of Mann roundabout plan? Guys a fucking loonball by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Feb 2021 7:59am)
  • I've just sprayed my Shard of the Void Dragon and my Mortarion. Going to attempt to get my Indomitus Box painted up soon, as well as finishing Magnus. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Feb 2021 10:09pm)
  • I order my stuff from Marionville Models. Usually 20% off GW prices, so after postage it's normally still cheaper. by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 5:30am)
  • Imagine having the brass neck to try and charge money for it by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 8:51am)
  • Just finished The Medium. Brilliant game, highly recommended. Playing Mario 3D World on the switch, and going to finish off Control at some point. by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Feb 2021 12:30pm)
  • Folk wanted to ban them, but the gammon started crying about it saying it would impact their freeze peach and we'd have to ban independence marches as well. by scottmaclellan (Wed 24th Feb 2021 7:13am)
  • My boss is big into his cycling and uses the canal a lot. The mental cunt cycled to Falkirk one day just by going along the canal. by scottmaclellan (Wed 24th Feb 2021 3:55pm)
  • Is there a frequently visited location? Or a home location? by scottmaclellan (Wed 24th Feb 2021 5:22pm)
  • Is that the Begum lassie? Absolutely terrible situation, and shows up the vocal twats for the fuckwits they are, trying to argue that a 15 year old lassie is mature enough to know the decisions she's making when she's being groomed, whilst simultaneously arguing that 16 year old shouldn't be allowed to vote because they're not mature enough. If we can give Venables and his scumbag child-murdering pal new identities, why can't we let a victim of child exploitation have a fair trial? by scottmaclellan (Fri 26th Feb 2021 12:31pm)
  • Exactly. If she was white it wouldn't even have hit the papers. by scottmaclellan (Fri 26th Feb 2021 6:11pm)
  • It won't go down in price. Nintendo are notorious for keeping their big IPs like Mario and Zelda at full price. by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Feb 2021 9:59am)
  • Mine will likely be spent playing Mario 3D World. Enjoy. by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Feb 2021 10:00am)
  • Quit with the racist pish and shove it up your arse. There's no place for that kind of nonsense in 2021. by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Mar 2021 8:37pm)
  • Today marks exactly one year since I was in a pub. Going to be a fun birthday Sat in the house with nothing to do. Have a good one folks. by scottmaclellan (Thu 4th Mar 2021 8:06am)
  • Takeaway pizza and cider tonight:) by scottmaclellan (Thu 4th Mar 2021 6:53pm)
  • Thought I'd treat myself to a chai tea latte from Starbucks. They gave me a latte :( by scottmaclellan (Thu 4th Mar 2021 6:52pm)
  • Drove by there the other day and noticed some wee scrote has tagged the corner of it :( by scottmaclellan (Thu 4th Mar 2021 10:23pm)
  • I will never stop hoping that Logan get back together. https://youtu.be/TXWJoRPbmjM by scottmaclellan (Thu 4th Mar 2021 11:12pm)
  • There was someone here yesterday trying to sell a load of furniture. Check /r/glasgowmarket by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Mar 2021 10:45am)
  • Upstairs neighbour has kicked her 'man' out for the second time in 2 weeks. Shagged his mates ex, apparently. He'll be back by dinner time. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Mar 2021 11:16am)
  • Paper thin, but the lassie screams that loud that the neighbours in the next block can hear her. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Mar 2021 4:05pm)
  • I'm no expert, but I'd assume that as your mum paid electronically, the police wouldn't have too much of a hard time tracing the name and address of the scumbag. Hope she gets everything sorted, and if not, hope his teeth have a meeting with a crowbar. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Mar 2021 8:10pm)
  • Thought it was on fire for a minute by scottmaclellan (Sat 6th Mar 2021 11:36am)
  • Because we all know you can't catch anything outside by scottmaclellan (Sat 6th Mar 2021 2:33pm)
  • I remember the beaches, but not the after effects. If it can be passed thru touch or being in close proximity, them it stands to reason that it is possible to transmit it outside. I'll be surprised if none of these fools catch it. by scottmaclellan (Sat 6th Mar 2021 5:34pm)
  • Chuck some shower gel at them first by scottmaclellan (Sat 6th Mar 2021 10:17pm)
  • Would you want to leave your kids in the care of a company called Savilles? by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Mar 2021 3:55pm)
  • I know that, it was a joke. by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Mar 2021 6:16pm)
  • Thought you weren't allowed in someone's house unless you were in their bubble? by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Mar 2021 10:58pm)
  • Right now I just want to see the club condemn them. Better chance of them wearing green next season tho. by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Mar 2021 10:57pm)
  • Those of us who actually want to do something with our lives and not lose 2 years because fuckwits can't follow simple rules. by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Mar 2021 10:23am)
  • Eventually by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Mar 2021 10:22am)
  • Some gimp decided to break in to my shop last night. What did the criminal mastermind decide to steal after kicking in a corner of a window? 2 boxes of crisps and some coffee. It gets better tho. While making his daring escape travelling at an estimated speed of slower-than-a-cripple-in-treacle, he was half out the window when the polis arrived and promptly removed him, presumably while passing themselves laughing. Total value of his daring heist? 60 quid. by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Mar 2021 4:15pm)
  • Then your work needs a boot up the arse. A lot of us are in jobs where its impossible to social distance, but we don't use it as an excuse to visit our mates. I'd love nothing more than to go and hug my mum, but I can't as there's a fucking virus on the go. by scottmaclellan (Tue 9th Mar 2021 6:07am)
  • Did you take classes on how to come across as a cunt or is it a natural skill? by scottmaclellan (Tue 9th Mar 2021 9:10am)
  • When someone says they haven't seen their mum in ages and you pipe up with 'I've seen mine every week' then aye, that is a bit cuntish. by scottmaclellan (Tue 9th Mar 2021 11:58am)
  • They didn't wreck shit in George Square, did they? by scottmaclellan (Tue 9th Mar 2021 8:13pm)
  • Lassie I used to work with had a coin meter and always had to get loads of pound coins from us. The landlord should really be getting something a bit more modern installed tho. I think that's what the outcome was when she challenged it. Could be wrong, it was a couple of years ago. by scottmaclellan (Tue 16th Mar 2021 7:35pm)
  • Surprised noones mentioned the bomb 'scare' in clydebank yesterday. Or have I just missed it? by scottmaclellan (Fri 19th Mar 2021 6:18pm)
  • Mate, you could give put the winning lottery numbers on this sub and get downvotes for it. by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Mar 2021 12:29pm)
  • I'd love to have one of those wee electric scooters, but they're not road legal. The range they have is 7 miles and my daily commute is 6. I'd leave the car at home most days if I was allowed one. by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Mar 2021 8:32pm)
  • Not just the council. The amount of folk that don't know what a bin is is genuinely infuriating. Would hate to see the state of these cunts houses. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 8:32am)
  • Take it you don't have a pet that's scared of fireworks? Or know anyone with issues that can be exacerbated by random loud bangs? Or know anyone with an autistic kid that has a meltdown due to the noise? Try telling them it doesn't hurt anyone. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 10:58am)
  • Ask the council? by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 3:07pm)
  • But they'll still not admit they were wrong and will krank up the snide comments by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 5:50pm)
  • I'm west dunbartonshire, former Labour Council, now snp. Under Labour my road only ever had temp fixes done on the road, and it was a disaster every time it rained. The SNP actually had the whole road done properly, and its great. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 7:26pm)
  • The roads in Glasgow were always better than in WD. That says more about our roads than yours tho by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Mar 2021 7:49pm)
  • Farmfoods have it. £1.99 or 2 for £3 by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 11:43am)
  • Farmfoods. 1.99 or 2 for £3 by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Mar 2021 2:36pm)
  • And delivery is free on Tuesdays thru just eat until the middle of May, I think by scottmaclellan (Fri 26th Mar 2021 6:00am)
  • 7 day Facebook ban for telling a homophobe to go drink bleach. Woop woop. by scottmaclellan (Fri 26th Mar 2021 6:19pm)
  • It's a bad day when the cat gets more mail than you do. by scottmaclellan (Sat 27th Mar 2021 10:51am)
  • What kind of jail term would I be looking at for murdering a neighbour whose been shouting for the last half hour? It's half 8 ffs by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Mar 2021 8:35am)
  • It was down the phone she was shouting. 99% is unintelligible, but I managed to make out the phrase 'what the fuck' a few times. I feel bad for her kid and cat. by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Mar 2021 10:45am)
  • Good bot by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Mar 2021 10:02pm)
  • Surely that's the link that was submitted? So lazy user. by scottmaclellan (Mon 29th Mar 2021 9:20am)
  • Good spot. I hadn't actually looked tbh. by scottmaclellan (Mon 29th Mar 2021 11:49am)
  • The Cumberland sausages are brilliant, and the wee Danish pastries are quite tasty as well. The wife also buys her coffee almost exclusively from costco these days. by scottmaclellan (Mon 29th Mar 2021 3:02pm)
  • Anyone know a better way to stop a 6 month old kid crying than shouting 'no', 'that's enough' and 'oh my god' ? Answers to my upstairs neighbour and her waster of a 'man'. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 8:51am)
  • Still trackies tucked I to socks as far as I know, and usually smoking a joint filled entirely with weed. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 9:49am)
  • I was looking at a house on Rightmove the other day, and of the 30 odd photos, 8 of them in a row were of the same bed from different angles and distances. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 11:22am)
  • Windows are sealed shut on high building so folk don't jump out, but on a grounds floor? They're talking out their arses. If that were true literally no windows in the country would be able to be opened. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 1:24pm)
  • With the amount of folk that go in, I'm sure at least one of them will know how to raise a kid. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 4:03pm)
  • Protesting against them getting 4%? by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 4:57pm)
  • 4% is great tho. I'd love a 4% payrise. 15%, while nice, is totally unrealistic. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 5:10pm)
  • Fair enough by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 5:28pm)
  • Think it's more skyscraper size, or maybe it's a more American reason. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 6:35pm)
  • Why will YOU be taking it further? It's got fuck all to do with you. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 7:14pm)
  • I have family and would do anything for them, but the uni aren't going to tell you anything. It's none of your business, it's your sisters. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 7:32pm)
  • Good luck arguing that one with the uni. Just don't embarrassed the poor lassie, she's probably already distraught that her brother can't keep his nose out. by scottmaclellan (Wed 31st Mar 2021 8:00pm)
  • From stonehouse, can confirm. Loads of the fuckers there. by scottmaclellan (Fri 2nd Apr 2021 9:11am)
  • Went down the park with my 10 mates this morning. Only kidding, I'm not that much of a twat and probably don't know 10 folk I'd want to hang about with at the same time. by scottmaclellan (Sat 3rd Apr 2021 3:00pm)
  • You can hire a van while you're there. by scottmaclellan (Sun 4th Apr 2021 8:06pm)
  • Just found out that the singer from The Sweet was Taggarts brother. Any other random Glasgow connections folk might not know about? by scottmaclellan (Mon 5th Apr 2021 9:58am)
  • Tell them to send the polis round. Pretty sure it's not even a police matter, but could be wrong. by scottmaclellan (Mon 5th Apr 2021 2:40pm)
  • 'Puzzles' Been meaning to watch playthroughs of it. Got a good laugh at the first one. by scottmaclellan (Tue 6th Apr 2021 9:04pm)
  • This. I've never met a dealer that acts like Tony Montana, they're normally just normal folk with a 'side business'. Break the cunts knee caps to show him how much of a fanny he is. Then take his stash. His suppliers will be less than happy that he's acted the cunt and brought attention to them. Note: the knee cap breaking is optional, but could be really really therapeutic. What kind of scum threatens old folk? by scottmaclellan (Wed 7th Apr 2021 6:56am)
  • I would love to be able to go for a haircut. Being bald has its advantages tho 😜 by scottmaclellan (Wed 7th Apr 2021 9:40am)
  • The IRA Team. by scottmaclellan (Wed 7th Apr 2021 2:32pm)
  • Better to paint a cock round them. Will get fixed faster. by scottmaclellan (Wed 7th Apr 2021 8:03pm)
  • Didn't realise it was a cock in the picture tbh by scottmaclellan (Wed 7th Apr 2021 8:44pm)
  • You really haven't. I know a few, and they all have proper jobs and families. by scottmaclellan (Thu 8th Apr 2021 9:32am)
  • How do you folks report an overflowing bin to GCC? The bin outside my works been full for 3 days now by scottmaclellan (Thu 8th Apr 2021 9:31am)
  • The gimp upstairs has been lying again. I can see him getting kicked out for the second time this week. by scottmaclellan (Sat 10th Apr 2021 12:36pm)
  • He got kicked out on Wednesday and was back laughing with her 3 hours later. by scottmaclellan (Sat 10th Apr 2021 3:31pm)
  • Mate, it's practically constant. He's been kicked out more than I can count and they've only been together for a year and a half. by scottmaclellan (Sat 10th Apr 2021 3:30pm)
  • Folk pay to use dalmuir? by scottmaclellan (Sun 11th Apr 2021 11:19am)
  • I thought you could just walk on. Oh well. by scottmaclellan (Sun 11th Apr 2021 11:33am)
  • I think you meant evaluated :) by scottmaclellan (Mon 12th Apr 2021 6:01am)
  • Are the multistorey car parks in the town open? Specifically the Qpark on Bath St. Got a medical on Sunday and can't be fucked getting the bus in when I could just drive. by scottmaclellan (Wed 14th Apr 2021 8:34am)
  • Cheers :) by scottmaclellan (Wed 14th Apr 2021 9:00am)
  • You really shouldn't have. by scottmaclellan (Wed 14th Apr 2021 1:14pm)
  • Mate, that sounds like a challenge to get a danger cuddle off the dug. by scottmaclellan (Fri 16th Apr 2021 4:24pm)
  • Are all hairdressers appointment only just now? The wife really wants to get her hair cut. by scottmaclellan (Sat 17th Apr 2021 9:15am)
  • Ordered something off amazon last week. Got an email from the seller saying they can't deliver the item quickly because my location is too remote. by scottmaclellan (Tue 20th Apr 2021 7:59am)
  • What. The. Fuck? by scottmaclellan (Tue 20th Apr 2021 9:36pm)
  • I agree with them that we should teach reasoning skills in school, but everything else can get rammed right up their shiter by scottmaclellan (Tue 20th Apr 2021 9:52pm)
  • Cat snoring is also incredibly cute. People snoring brings irrational anger. by scottmaclellan (Wed 21st Apr 2021 12:56pm)
  • Built one a couple of years back. Was brilliant. by scottmaclellan (Thu 22nd Apr 2021 6:00pm)
  • The twat upstairs has been in the process of getting kicked out for half an hour now. Didn't need any sleep anyway. by scottmaclellan (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 8:06am)
  • I'm not even convinced he's left today. Not heard him standing down the stairs. He always gets back in anyway. At least he hasn't been arrested like the last one. by scottmaclellan (Fri 23rd Apr 2021 9:12am)
  • Most folk don't want to smell like a 14 year old boy? by scottmaclellan (Sat 24th Apr 2021 2:24pm)
  • Retaliate by blasting baby shark on repeat at full volume when they go to bed. by scottmaclellan (Sun 25th Apr 2021 7:15am)
  • Pretty sure SEPA will have something to say about that. Get them reported. by scottmaclellan (Sun 25th Apr 2021 9:58am)
  • There's a wee bit in the coin bit that the coin rests on. by scottmaclellan (Tue 27th Apr 2021 7:55pm)
  • Mah, we've got r/glasgowcity for that shit by scottmaclellan (Fri 30th Apr 2021 10:02am)
  • Because we kept calling him names lol by scottmaclellan (Fri 30th Apr 2021 10:07am)
  • Boris is having a go at the landlord business. £750pcm each. by scottmaclellan (Sun 2nd May 2021 11:56am)
  • Put the sim in your phone and see if there's any contacts saved on the sim by scottmaclellan (Sun 2nd May 2021 11:10pm)
  • I've seen an announcement saying they're getting 30-39 in for theirs now. by scottmaclellan (Mon 3rd May 2021 11:34am)
  • It was an NHS ad on Facebook a couple of weeks ago, so that would be a no. Sorry. by scottmaclellan (Mon 3rd May 2021 12:09pm)
  • Take ID with you to prove who you are. Stops folk turning up claiming to be someone else. by scottmaclellan (Thu 6th May 2021 12:26pm)
  • I thought you needed ID if you didn't have your polling card. I stand corrected. by scottmaclellan (Thu 6th May 2021 1:10pm)
  • Is travel an option? Five Sisters Zoo is brilliant and post-covid, the petting zoo bit should be open again. by scottmaclellan (Thu 6th May 2021 7:20pm)
  • The general public are the thickest, most entitled fuckers on the entire planet. by scottmaclellan (Fri 7th May 2021 8:36am)
  • We were voting at the time. Apologies. by scottmaclellan (Fri 7th May 2021 6:33pm)
  • With 3 months between doses, that'll take us to October. As long as I can get a holiday in November, I'm happy. Getting suicidal being stuck in fucking clydebank. by scottmaclellan (Sat 8th May 2021 11:29am)
  • The fact your toys are now firmly out the pram says otherwise. He was only trying to help. by scottmaclellan (Sat 8th May 2021 11:33am)
  • So *dont* communicate in pictographs. Nice to find out where I've been going wrong. by scottmaclellan (Sat 8th May 2021 11:31am)
  • Phone the polis next time he starts. Or freeze some pee and post it thru his door. by scottmaclellan (Sun 9th May 2021 2:05pm)
  • Ah yes, socialism. The thing that brought us the NHS, did it not? Totally rejected in Glasgow. by scottmaclellan (Sun 9th May 2021 7:35pm)
  • Did you miss what happened last time these twats went to George Square to celebrate? by scottmaclellan (Mon 10th May 2021 9:35am)
  • Is this the same rangers fans that 'cleaned it up' then I'd want to see a source for that. by scottmaclellan (Mon 10th May 2021 9:41am)
  • Nice one. Did the club ever condemn them for it tho? by scottmaclellan (Mon 10th May 2021 9:47am)
  • Is that literally all he paints? The same wee guy? by scottmaclellan (Mon 10th May 2021 10:09pm)
  • 2 steamies? Must be Christmas by scottmaclellan (Tue 11th May 2021 7:20am)
  • And the subsequent moaning from folk who moan about everything she does by scottmaclellan (Tue 11th May 2021 11:12am)
  • Yeah, there were 2 this morning. One was the usual green text, the other was just a normal thread. Both had all the usual info in them. by scottmaclellan (Tue 11th May 2021 9:05pm)
  • A solution to bike theft? https://v.redd.it/ylpfn5kgysw61 by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th May 2021 8:10am)
  • Nope, there's absolutely no pubs or restaurants in Glasgow of any kind. by scottmaclellan (Thu 13th May 2021 10:18am)
  • Yeah, they accidentally broke benches. by scottmaclellan (Fri 14th May 2021 8:43pm)
  • Because we're in the middle of a pandemic and they want to gather in a large crowd(again) and walk half way round the city centre because their team won their first trophy. Its got nothing to do with nationalism, the SNP or sectarianism. by scottmaclellan (Fri 14th May 2021 8:45pm)
  • So there isn't a pandemic? Magic. by scottmaclellan (Fri 14th May 2021 10:54pm)
  • Honestly mate, I couldn't give two fucks if they've won 1 trophy or 100, their fans get right pissed off and defensive when you say it's their first. by scottmaclellan (Sat 15th May 2021 5:04am)
  • So the 150,000 dead brits is just a coincidence? by scottmaclellan (Sat 15th May 2021 5:05am)
  • Not limited to the WoS unfortunately. Its just the UK in general. by scottmaclellan (Sat 15th May 2021 9:45pm)
  • Probably couldn't get to them because of the crowd of fannies fighting each other and making a mess of the place you absolute muppet. by scottmaclellan (Sun 16th May 2021 8:05am)
  • I'd put money on Rangers not condemning the actions of those fuckwits in the city centre yesterday by scottmaclellan (Sun 16th May 2021 8:14am)
  • The Spongebob meme? ThE rAnGeRs FaNs ClEaNeD uP theMsElVeS by scottmaclellan (Sun 16th May 2021 8:12am)
  • Yeah, the would've sat on blankets and had nice socially distanced picnics as well. by scottmaclellan (Sun 16th May 2021 8:25am)
  • I hope I'm wrong as well. by scottmaclellan (Sun 16th May 2021 8:38am)
  • They don't want to hurt Uncle Dad's favourite wanking hand. by scottmaclellan (Sun 16th May 2021 9:19am)
  • Strange hill to want to die on, but you do you, the rest of us will be over here not blaming the ones who's schools/hospitals/homes/children are being bombed daily by a regime that our government supports. by scottmaclellan (Tue 18th May 2021 7:32pm)
  • Filled the form in last night and got a text this morning saying my appointment is June 9th :) by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th May 2021 7:18am)
  • Can confirm, Larkhall is a shithole. Stonehouse is not too bad mind. by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th May 2021 8:45pm)
  • That just sounds like a mental idea. by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th May 2021 6:28am)
  • I agree. Was out walking the dog many moons ago(mental alsation) and a runner came up from behind, didn't let us know he was there, and regretted that when the dog went for him. I swear he shat himself. by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th May 2021 8:24am)
  • Of course I'm not. The dog was a mentalist and I always kept her on a short leash when near anybody. If I had known he was there, I would have shortened the leash and saved him shiting it. by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th May 2021 11:52am)
  • Has the club actually released a statement about the behaviour yet? by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th May 2021 2:12pm)
  • I remember them claiming the fans helped clean up, buy never actually seen any proof of it. Every photo I saw was of council workers. by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th May 2021 2:31pm)
  • What's BLM got to do with this? by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th May 2021 2:30pm)
  • Yeah, she didn't get long walks very often precisely for this reason, but most runners we met that day did give us notice they were there. by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th May 2021 2:42pm)
  • About 3 miles away from the point he was making, I reckon. by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th May 2021 4:06pm)
  • Pair of yous need to shut the fuck up before the rest of us die of cringe by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th May 2021 4:05pm)
  • Stonking is excellent. You do it to the rhythm of the honky tonk. by scottmaclellan (Sat 29th May 2021 9:34am)
  • 117 donations in one morning is mighty impressive. Keep it up. by scottmaclellan (Sat 29th May 2021 12:05pm)
  • Pause it, go for a shite, delete this thread. by scottmaclellan (Sat 29th May 2021 12:19pm)
  • Folk have been annoyed by the sectarian shite for years, now they just have a platform to express that by scottmaclellan (Sat 29th May 2021 1:17pm)
  • Seen some last year, just down past dalmuir. They are incredibly cute. by scottmaclellan (Sun 30th May 2021 8:23am)
  • Half 9 on a Saturday night? How very dare they. Hope you can sell your story of neighbourly abuse to the sun. by scottmaclellan (Sun 30th May 2021 10:22am)
  • Why would you do that to yourself? by scottmaclellan (Sun 30th May 2021 10:20am)
  • Did you not know that planets and stars billions of miles away can affect your mood? by scottmaclellan (Mon 31st May 2021 6:26pm)
  • 12 free range for £1 in farmfoods by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Jun 2021 6:29am)
  • The colour of her hair? by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Jun 2021 2:56pm)
  • I'm sure the empire in clydebank did autism friendly screenings where they leave the lights on and turn the volume down so its not too overwhelming by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Jun 2021 10:54pm)
  • 8 hour day tomorrow, followed by 13.5 hours on Saturday, then off for a fortnight and it won't be anywhere near long enough by scottmaclellan (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 9:59pm)
  • You can, she just can't have any, which means more for you. by scottmaclellan (Thu 3rd Jun 2021 9:57pm)
  • Day 1 of 2 weeks off work and I've spent it watching Detective Pikachu on Prime. Good times by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Jun 2021 11:09am)
  • 2L bottles filled with water apparently works. Orange peel as well. My mates gran used them for years. by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Jun 2021 3:33pm)
  • My wife got it done at the Royal. She was really happy with it. Then she went and bought a Philips one from argos so she could just do it herself at home. by scottmaclellan (Tue 8th Jun 2021 5:53pm)
  • Today's the day the wife and I get poked in the arm. Been waiting a long long time for this. by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Jun 2021 7:33am)
  • Got a portion of pakora left from last night, so breakfast is sorted :) by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Jun 2021 8:04am)
  • We did this the other day. Absolutely cracking drive until you get stuck behind a fud going far too slow for the road on the way back. by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Jun 2021 7:57pm)
  • Anyone know of any decent places to go snorkeling with the wife that aren't going to be super busy? Total beginners, in that we went out on a snorkeling tour on holiday once, and are looking for something different to do while off work. by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Jun 2021 5:09pm)
  • Hope u/timlardner has the mother of all hangovers after his wedding yesterday. Always nice to see something good happen for someone these days by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Jun 2021 8:52am)
  • Heard the news on the radio earlier. The very first thing they did was mention 1966. It's been 55 years, lads. Give it a fucking rest. by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Jun 2021 6:24pm)
  • Just get on tinder and pornhub. It'll be cheaper and you get to stay at home in your scants by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Jun 2021 6:26pm)
  • Went to the town with the wife yesterday for a meal for her birthday. First time we'd properly been out since our wedding anniversary in November. Felt good. by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Jun 2021 6:25pm)
  • She still looks good. Joys of being an immortal vampire, I suppose. by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Jun 2021 6:46am)
  • So because it doesn't work for all, we shouldn't let it work for some? by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Jun 2021 6:53am)
  • How did anything I said suggest that? by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Jun 2021 8:45pm)
  • Not a teacher, but I once had a customer complain about one of my tattoos because it has the word 'vincunt' in it. It didn't actually go anywhere, but some people are fucking idiots by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Jun 2021 10:03am)
  • Off to the cinema today for the first time since the last Spiderman film. Really looking forward to it by scottmaclellan (Wed 16th Jun 2021 7:40am)
  • Hitmans Wife's Bodyguard. Really looking forward to it by scottmaclellan (Wed 16th Jun 2021 8:12am)
  • I'm assuming so by scottmaclellan (Wed 16th Jun 2021 8:50am)
  • Because people are fuxking idiots at times. by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Jun 2021 6:31am)
  • I didn't know that, that's properly useful to know. by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Jun 2021 10:49am)
  • Yes. Was a really good laugh. Was also great to be back at the cinema as well by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Jun 2021 12:32am)
  • I shit you not, I've started getting 5G at home immediately after I got my jag and it's brilliant. After than my home fibre. by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Jun 2021 9:28am)
  • First day back at work after 2 weeks off. Within 10 minutes had a shoplifter with 3 packs of sirloin steaks down his trousers. I fucking hate this place. by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Jun 2021 5:11pm)
  • Were Disney not wanting to build a park there and some bright spark said no? And that's how we got M&Ds? by scottmaclellan (Tue 22nd Jun 2021 4:01pm)
  • Aye, there's a silicon shortage, so they can't get the chips or something by scottmaclellan (Wed 23rd Jun 2021 4:38pm)
  • And is also nowhere near Loch lomond. by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Jun 2021 9:51pm)
  • I remember when I went for my first job interview, and the very first thing he says to me was 'Before we start, you've got the job'. by scottmaclellan (Fri 25th Jun 2021 5:00pm)
  • All the moderna did for us was make us burp a lot by scottmaclellan (Mon 28th Jun 2021 5:05pm)
  • Some gold leaf for the wife would be great, but its the one tobacco that they don't sell there. Bullshit having to pay 20 quid for 50g. Hopefully get away in November to get her stocked up. by scottmaclellan (Tue 29th Jun 2021 11:28am)
  • When your pals go on holiday, could you offer to house sit for them? Keeps the kitties safe by scottmaclellan (Tue 29th Jun 2021 4:00pm)
  • Do with a load of new skaters so that it's just a bunch of middle aged folk I'm full safety gear looking really awkward and wobbly on skateboards. by scottmaclellan (Thu 1st Jul 2021 10:48am)
  • Who goes to a reunion to put a hex on someone? Makes you sound like an evil cunt tbh. by scottmaclellan (Fri 2nd Jul 2021 10:21pm)
  • Might be something u/timlardner can do to steamiebot to stop it selecting such inappropriate songs. Ollysudden might decide to get a life and fuck off as well, but that seems less likely by scottmaclellan (Sun 4th Jul 2021 8:17am)
  • You assume he takes it down by scottmaclellan (Tue 6th Jul 2021 7:40am)
  • Having to wait til the wife finishes work to go see it. Been a long time since we had a marvel movie on the big screen by scottmaclellan (Wed 7th Jul 2021 10:34am)
  • Sign up for a Disney+ trial and watch it for free. Won't be the same, but will be cheaper. by scottmaclellan (Wed 7th Jul 2021 10:36am)
  • Just buy some paint and paint the kid :p by scottmaclellan (Fri 9th Jul 2021 8:55am)
  • You'll need a screwdriver for a few pieces, and a hammer for the panel pins when putting the back on a bookcase/drawers. Pretty sure ikea sell wee toolkits as well. Good luck :) by scottmaclellan (Wed 14th Jul 2021 8:00am)
  • I always watch the lights from the other directions, or the pedestrian lights as well. Gives a good indication of when your lights will change, so you can start slowly rolling before your lights go green. by scottmaclellan (Thu 15th Jul 2021 8:39am)
  • The heat had me awake 4 minutes before my alarm went off. Fucking hate that. by scottmaclellan (Thu 15th Jul 2021 8:39am)
  • Exactly what I was going to say. by scottmaclellan (Fri 16th Jul 2021 9:07pm)
  • That's incredible. We'll done for having the self control to make such a major change in your life. Enjoy all your cake. You've earned it. by scottmaclellan (Sat 17th Jul 2021 9:03am)
  • Claires by scottmaclellan (Sat 17th Jul 2021 9:07am)
  • Loud engines only sound good when they're built that way. Lambo - beautiful. Your shite wee fiesta - no. Just, no. by scottmaclellan (Sat 17th Jul 2021 9:12am)
  • Nah, they still need to show off to 14 year old lassies in mcdonalds car parks by scottmaclellan (Sat 17th Jul 2021 9:11am)
  • Yeah, I forgot about the collective lack of a sense of humour here by scottmaclellan (Sat 17th Jul 2021 10:17pm)
  • You going to end up going to Rome at the last minute as well? by scottmaclellan (Mon 19th Jul 2021 8:11am)
  • Tesco in Maryhill had some when I was in yesterday. by scottmaclellan (Tue 20th Jul 2021 4:40pm)
  • I have just given up on the quilt just now. It's purely a barrier to stop the wife cuddling in like a fucking oven at 2 in the morning at this point. by scottmaclellan (Sat 24th Jul 2021 8:20am)
  • My old boss lives in one. Asked him about it when I was looking at houses in the same estate. Says its a good house, and the construction doesn't do well in salty, which is why you likely wouldn't get a mortgage for one. Fortunately, we are nowhere near close enough to the sea for that to be an issue. by scottmaclellan (Sat 24th Jul 2021 10:21pm)
  • Couldn't tell you, but I know he bought it approximately 12 years ago. by scottmaclellan (Sat 24th Jul 2021 11:18pm)
  • Surge charging is probably a good reason. Charging triple when its a wee bit busy is ripping the piss. Do like that I can book a helicopter tho by scottmaclellan (Sun 25th Jul 2021 1:28pm)
  • Take your pogo stick to show her, and her friends, a trick. by scottmaclellan (Sun 25th Jul 2021 1:30pm)
  • The bookshop in the shopping centre has a craft section. I've bought buttons in there before for quite cheap. Can't for the life of me remember what it's called, but it's right next to the bank. by scottmaclellan (Sun 25th Jul 2021 11:10pm)
  • What about it? by scottmaclellan (Mon 26th Jul 2021 8:59pm)
  • Of course the nest place for the council to start cutting the grass at 745 is right outside my bedroom window. Cunts. by scottmaclellan (Tue 27th Jul 2021 8:06am)
  • Might've been Donald Trump coming to see the fuckwit from my shop who claims Don phones him. by scottmaclellan (Tue 27th Jul 2021 7:43pm)
  • Nae thunderstorm and Joey Jordison died. Yesterday really was a shit day. by scottmaclellan (Wed 28th Jul 2021 8:13am)
  • Pretty sure you're statistically more likely to shag a supermodel than you are to have lasting negative effects from a jag. by scottmaclellan (Thu 29th Jul 2021 12:47pm)
  • What's with the amount of shite drivers in this city? I love the place to bits, but fuck sake some people need to resit their test. Was waiting for a learner to make a right turn and 2 folk, including a taxi, didn't want to wait so decided to just overtake everyone while the learner was trying to turn. Then there was the fud in a Q7 who insisted on sitting at 20 right along Dumbarton/Glasgow Road, and then sat in the right hand lane, still at 20. Fuckwits galore today. by scottmaclellan (Thu 29th Jul 2021 12:50pm)
  • I'm more concerned that Cowboys From Hell is 30. And Toxicity is 20 as well by scottmaclellan (Fri 30th Jul 2021 4:10pm)
  • I'm sure someone on grindr can drive by scottmaclellan (Fri 30th Jul 2021 4:09pm)
  • They really should. Just be happy that you had a chance to say goodbye. Our Skye went in her sleep 9 years ago and it's still absolutely heartbreaking by scottmaclellan (Sat 31st Jul 2021 12:07pm)
  • Fuck that. Don't want the cunts getting nice weather. Ship them off to one of the shiter Outer Hebrides or something by scottmaclellan (Sun 1st Aug 2021 12:30am)
  • Was there not an island up there that consistently votes tory? We can send them there. by scottmaclellan (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 5:21pm)
  • I paid 4 grand a few years ago for both eyes. Honestly, best money I've ever spent. Had glasses for over 20 years and my eyesight was terrible. Now I have 20/20 and its great. Went to Optical Express on St Vincent Street. Would recommend in an instant. by scottmaclellan (Mon 2nd Aug 2021 8:56pm)
  • Don't know why you're being downvoted. It stopped last week by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 6:50am)
  • Got my second dose at half 11, followed by a 5 hour shift tomorrow morning by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Aug 2021 10:43am)
  • It made me really gassy last time, so gonna fart like a champion all day. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Aug 2021 2:40pm)
  • Check Tronicsfix on YouTube. He's got plenty of videos of him replacing card slots. You could also try just cleaning the contacts. Put some cleaning alcohol onto a game cards contacts and click it in and out a bit by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Aug 2021 8:26pm)
  • Laser quest is still open? Haven't been there I'm about 20 years by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Aug 2021 9:24pm)
  • Isopropyl alcohol, also known as IPA is what you want. Rubbing alcohol. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Aug 2021 9:23pm)
  • No bother, friend. by scottmaclellan (Wed 4th Aug 2021 9:28pm)
  • Best comment of the day by scottmaclellan (Thu 5th Aug 2021 10:19am)
  • Got my second on Wednesday, slept about 3 hours that night a d got up at 5 for work. Felt like death all day. Slept for 7 hours last night and woke up feeling incredible. Sleep is genuinely amazing by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th Aug 2021 9:32pm)
  • Why not both? by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Aug 2021 7:49am)
  • I reckon Bernie Sanders would love that, tbh by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Aug 2021 4:04pm)
  • It's socialised health care by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Aug 2021 4:05pm)
  • Neds v Goths v Secret Service v Junkies. That would be fucking incredible to watch. by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Aug 2021 4:05pm)
  • The NHS is owned by the public tho. The definition of socialism that you posted agrees. by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Aug 2021 6:50pm)
  • The NHS is funded by contributions from your wages. Some NHS services are outsourced to private companies, and that's how they make profit. If you want to see a financial profit from the NHS, become a tory. Doesn't change the fact its socialised healthcare. by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Aug 2021 10:27pm)
  • https://youtu.be/_ttXhBgnQns There's one right at the end just for you :) by scottmaclellan (Tue 10th Aug 2021 10:33pm)
  • I completely disagree. I want to know who they are so I can avoid them at all costs by scottmaclellan (Wed 11th Aug 2021 6:36pm)
  • Speaking of not understanding road markings, cyclist in front of me this morning sailed straight thru a red light at a junction with Kilbowie Road. There's aresholes on bikes as well. The onus for safety isn't purely on car drivers. by scottmaclellan (Sat 14th Aug 2021 10:53am)
  • I second this option. I got a DAS thru Carrington Dean about 9 years ago, and it made a brilliant change to my financial status. Also, as was said, if you have trouble affording food, go to a foodbank. Nobody should be too caught up in being 'proud' to admit that they need help, but you've already taken that first step here, and that, arguably, could be the hardest step. It's something that affects most of us one day. We are only human, after all. Good luck, friend. by scottmaclellan (Sun 15th Aug 2021 7:58am)
  • To be fair, 7up is far superior to sprite. by scottmaclellan (Mon 16th Aug 2021 4:36pm)
  • Holy shit! He's my neighbour too!! by scottmaclellan (Tue 17th Aug 2021 9:08pm)
  • Thankfully not. I'm at the other side, behind OP. by scottmaclellan (Tue 17th Aug 2021 9:13pm)
  • Got Biffy in a couple of weeks time a d am properly excited for it. First gig since last January. Only bit I'm not looking forward to is doing the lateral flow test before hand :( by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th Aug 2021 7:28am)
  • I thought being double jagged would be enough, but evidently not by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th Aug 2021 12:41pm)
  • Is there not a bit at the back of the instructions for missing pieces? Just tell them it wasn't there when you bought it. by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th Aug 2021 12:45pm)
  • Its not the councils fault you kerbed your alloys. by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th Aug 2021 2:02pm)
  • If you know there's a foot deep hole, why park there? Why not get an off cut of wood or something and cover it? Take some personal responsibility until its fixed. by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th Aug 2021 2:58pm)
  • God, I miss Microplay by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th Aug 2021 8:29pm)
  • Used to go down after college and spend hours playing supcom with the guys. Good Times. Still remember the old place when some random came in shouting that we were all sad virgins who needed to get a life. by scottmaclellan (Thu 19th Aug 2021 1:10pm)
  • This. I've had a few shirts and suit jackets from supermarkets over the years. Still have some of them. Alternatively, I got a cracking 3 piece suit from TK Maxx for 60 quid a couple of years ago. Really good quality as well. by scottmaclellan (Thu 19th Aug 2021 8:42pm)
  • I'm scum because I have tattoos? Good to know. by scottmaclellan (Fri 20th Aug 2021 9:41am)
  • Nah, I've got a job. by scottmaclellan (Fri 20th Aug 2021 1:33pm)
  • One of my pals lives there and posts quite frequently about there being fights and folk making lots of noise at all hours of the morning. Decent views if you're up a hill tho. by scottmaclellan (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 8:52am)
  • Primarks range for guys taller than 6 ft is terrible. I'm 6'3 and average sized and haven't been able to get a top or shoes that fit from primark in years. Places like tesco and asda have a much better selection of sizes. by scottmaclellan (Mon 23rd Aug 2021 8:55am)
  • If we knew where abouts you were, we'd be able to help better. Out clydebank way I'd say Dalmuir tyres by scottmaclellan (Wed 25th Aug 2021 10:11pm)
  • Nobody, that's just how it tastes by scottmaclellan (Wed 25th Aug 2021 10:15pm)
  • Pretty sure that last ones irish by scottmaclellan (Wed 25th Aug 2021 10:14pm)
  • Can you not stick bulbs in the big lights? by scottmaclellan (Thu 26th Aug 2021 6:42pm)
  • The big light is the light on the ceiling. Using that will save you from being in the dark if your lamps can't get fixed. by scottmaclellan (Thu 26th Aug 2021 6:56pm)
  • Fucking cat tried to jump from the top of a door onto the TV unit and fucked it. Landed on the plug tower that the TV and Internet is plugged into, turning everything off. Cat wanders off and collapses. Wife picked him up and sat him on thr sofa where he just lay there. Panicked phonecall to the vets, me rushing home from work, open the front door and he springs up. Grab his cat carrier and suddenly the wee shite is fine again. Running around and hiding from us. Internet is still fucked, somehow. I swear, the wee cunt is lucky we love him at times. Phoned vet back and they say to keep an eye on him, bit he sounds fine, must've just got a shock from his fall. by scottmaclellan (Fri 27th Aug 2021 1:18pm)
  • Aye, he'll see them all when he's done sleeping like nothing happened. by scottmaclellan (Fri 27th Aug 2021 2:12pm)
  • I already had a pretty low opinion of the general public, but some of the comments that come out whenever covid is mentioned makes me hope that Faslane goes boom sooner rather than later. by scottmaclellan (Sat 28th Aug 2021 10:00am)
  • Was that a predictive text special? by scottmaclellan (Sat 28th Aug 2021 9:01pm)
  • Awful nice of you to describe my wife like that. I invite you to tell her that to her face. by scottmaclellan (Mon 30th Aug 2021 8:29am)
  • Fuck me that website is atrocious by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th Sep 2021 10:23pm)
  • £2.30 would probably get me from dalmuir to singer. I hate how expensive our trains are by scottmaclellan (Thu 9th Sep 2021 7:53am)
  • First gig since last January today and it's pissing down. At least I know biffy won't disappoint. by scottmaclellan (Thu 9th Sep 2021 9:26am)
  • Live dangerously by scottmaclellan (Thu 9th Sep 2021 6:20pm)
  • Well he did ask us to sing so the whole city could hear. by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Sep 2021 1:23am)
  • I was so happy they played so many old tunes, but where the fuck were Justboy and The Captain? by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Sep 2021 4:17pm)
  • Hopefully. Has she done something recently? by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Sep 2021 4:15pm)
  • Morrisons are giving drivers £5k if they stay for 2 years. I really need my LGV/HGV license by scottmaclellan (Sat 11th Sep 2021 7:53am)
  • Give OP your address and he can send them round to yours to act like twats. by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Sep 2021 5:34pm)
  • Aye, I'm the dickhead here. by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Sep 2021 5:49pm)
  • We got married at the Lynnhurst Hotel in Johnstone. Was a relatively small wedding(less than 100 folk) and it includes the honeymoon suite on your wedding night and breakfast the next morning. by scottmaclellan (Wed 15th Sep 2021 2:42pm)
  • They're not orange, they're tangerine /s by scottmaclellan (Sat 18th Sep 2021 6:06pm)
  • The difference between the 2 being that Indy marches don't tend to leave destruction in their wake, or wake folk up at awful times on the weekend, or celebrate bigotry. by scottmaclellan (Sat 18th Sep 2021 6:11pm)
  • Mostly how it was a disaster, that the systems still aren't working despite them saying that they were, and folk asking for refunds as the 'family friendly' event expected kids to queue for over an hour to get in, and there was ko kids entertainment. by scottmaclellan (Sat 18th Sep 2021 10:03pm)
  • Aye, it was an old OAE joke about 20 years ago or something. by scottmaclellan (Sat 18th Sep 2021 10:27pm)
  • I remember the first year they used them at Download. We bought fuckall that year because they didn't work. Should just go cashless and have everything paid for by card instead of this wristband nonsense. by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th Sep 2021 9:11am)
  • In the last 2 months we've had issues with rats twice at my work. Absolute pains in the arse to keep away from stock. Cause so much damage. by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th Sep 2021 10:01pm)
  • A March to remember some ira hunger strike guys is planned for October, apparently by scottmaclellan (Wed 22nd Sep 2021 2:24pm)
  • You think there's a place here for logic? by scottmaclellan (Wed 22nd Sep 2021 6:21pm)
  • Planet Rock. Introduced me to a good few bands I hadn't heard before, and some different tracks from bands I had heard of. Plus, I usually get to go home with Alice Cooper, and then go to work with him. Also, if there was a podcast with Darryn and Wyatt, it would be a thing of beauty by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd Sep 2021 1:54pm)
  • Passionfruit ones are right, blackcurrant are a bit better. Jaffa cakes in general are pretty meh these days. by scottmaclellan (Fri 24th Sep 2021 1:41pm)
  • When I was a kid, going to Hamilton was usually the highlight of the weekend. by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Sep 2021 10:15am)
  • Stonehouse by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Sep 2021 12:32pm)
  • There's a good reason I left 10 years ago. And moved to clydebank. I'm a glutton for punishment by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Sep 2021 1:33pm)
  • Maniac. by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Sep 2021 6:57pm)
  • If Bulls Burgers deliver give them a go. by scottmaclellan (Sat 2nd Oct 2021 8:43pm)
  • Can't try and get imaginary Internet points that way tho by scottmaclellan (Sun 3rd Oct 2021 5:34pm)
  • Flaky pastry and a sickly sweet yum yum? Was this your first time having a sausage roll and a yum yum? Or were you expecting shortcrust for the sausage roll? by scottmaclellan (Mon 4th Oct 2021 10:33am)
  • You don't actually have to send it back. They tell you you do, but you don't. I've had a name change and at the start of the year I had to renew my licence. Both times the website said to send it back, both times I couldn't be arsed. Still got them kicking off about somewhere. by scottmaclellan (Tue 5th Oct 2021 4:58am)
  • Of all the things that didn't happen that didn't happen so hard it unhappened things that did. by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th Oct 2021 9:06am)
  • Its a great feeling. Now just resist the urge to spend on it needlessly. by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th Oct 2021 1:05pm)
  • Super super serial by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Oct 2021 12:45pm)
  • Almost a grand a month? We've a one bed flat and pay nowhere near that with all bills included. by scottmaclellan (Mon 11th Oct 2021 11:56am)
  • How could the shitshow that is brexit convince anyone to vote No? by scottmaclellan (Mon 11th Oct 2021 9:52pm)
  • I've just searched for 'Replace the m8' on Facebook. They don't just want to shut the section going thru the city, they want to close the entire road. by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th Oct 2021 9:10am)
  • Gotta score those imaginary internet points. by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th Oct 2021 5:07pm)
  • Volunteered to do 2 shifts in Larkhall this week instead of Knightswood. I'm clearly touched in the head. by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th Oct 2021 5:22pm)
  • Yay for red uniform, I suppose by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th Oct 2021 7:59pm)
  • Stick some superglue in the lock. by scottmaclellan (Wed 13th Oct 2021 10:52pm)
  • Was over the moon when I heard the Chilli's were playing Bellahouston next year. Gig night with the wife to see her favourite band. Not at 92 quid a ticket. That's ripping the cunt completely. by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th Oct 2021 5:59pm)
  • That's ripping the cunt. Promoters are arseholes by scottmaclellan (Fri 15th Oct 2021 6:13pm)
  • The scalpers don't set the prices by scottmaclellan (Fri 15th Oct 2021 6:48pm)
  • Do they? I have never heard anyone say that. by scottmaclellan (Sat 16th Oct 2021 2:19pm)
  • The Empire in clydebank is out usual cinema. Nothing fantastic, tbh. The floors are sticky at times, the seats are comfy enough, but they put butter on the popcorn and it's brilliant. by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Oct 2021 10:13pm)
  • Did you even read the article you posted? by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Oct 2021 10:15pm)
  • I'm well aware of that, but you're the one asking what happened. by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Oct 2021 10:22pm)
  • So you didn't read the article then? Just posted expecting us to read it for you. by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Oct 2021 10:30pm)
  • 'teen killed at Glasgow High Street station' If that's not enough information, check one of the other threads in this sub. by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Oct 2021 11:06pm)
  • What's with all the brand new accounts moaning about vaccine passports. Its almost as if one sad act has a vendetta or something. by scottmaclellan (Wed 20th Oct 2021 8:02pm)
  • Not glasgow, but did you not hear about Sarah Everard? by scottmaclellan (Thu 21st Oct 2021 10:25am)
  • There's a law or something that says you have to share pictures of kittens when you mention them. by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 11:59am)
  • He/she is gorgeous. They both are. by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd Oct 2021 12:23pm)
  • But you know they'll drive a range rover or something else uneconomical by scottmaclellan (Sat 23rd Oct 2021 2:41pm)
  • You know someone's a hard man when they can't even spell fleeto when trying to represent them. Fanny. by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th Oct 2021 7:34am)
  • It's because the leaves block the drains at this time of year by scottmaclellan (Fri 29th Oct 2021 3:30pm)
  • There's a western clothing shop at the gallowgate next to Hepcat tattoo. by scottmaclellan (Fri 29th Oct 2021 5:03pm)
  • I've not been in in about 10 years, but I'm sure they'll have something by scottmaclellan (Fri 29th Oct 2021 5:24pm)
  • Aye, next to Hepcat, like I said. by scottmaclellan (Fri 29th Oct 2021 8:17pm)
  • That's not a cop26 pass tho by scottmaclellan (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:05pm)
  • No, what he said was there's no IT behind the cop26 pass, because there isn't. by scottmaclellan (Sat 30th Oct 2021 9:12pm)
  • Mention a truce between huns and Tim's to reinforce it being a work of fantasy. by scottmaclellan (Sun 31st Oct 2021 6:11pm)
  • The M8 and the tunnel have been fine whenever I've used them over the last week. Hell, the M8 from Govan over the Kingston bridge was the smoothest flowing I've seen it in years on Saturday. Wasn't constantly stop/start with folk cutting in at the last second. by scottmaclellan (Mon 1st Nov 2021 3:53pm)
  • Nah, I'd much rather save the only planet we can live on. by scottmaclellan (Mon 1st Nov 2021 6:56pm)
  • Upstairs neighbours decided to have a barny at 5 o'clock this morning. Shortly before I got up to smack smack pair of them they shut up and I went back to sleep. Got woken up at the back of 8 by him throwing a strop, slamming the door on his way out and then tipping over the recycling bin like the weapons grade fanny he is. by scottmaclellan (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 10:03am)
  • He disappeared for months, it was glorious. All we had was her shouting at her 1 year old, or calling Alexa a boot. We'll see how long til he's gone again it'll be this time. by scottmaclellan (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 2:27pm)
  • To be fair, I've never actually met anyone who uses the term weegie, either by scottmaclellan (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 3:43pm)
  • Autumn, like a second spring. Apparently. by scottmaclellan (Tue 2nd Nov 2021 3:42pm)
  • Just bring her favourite treats. She'll likely be spaced out for a bit as well so will be none the wiser. by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 12:41pm)
  • Don't forget that Chatlerault also has the possibility of seeing otters while there by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Nov 2021 4:46pm)
  • The easiest way to get information is to have someone else Google it for you. Why have a dog and bark yourself, as they say. by scottmaclellan (Thu 4th Nov 2021 8:04pm)
  • Someone posted about this the other day. It's an art installation. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Nov 2021 5:07am)
  • Aye, let's get rid of the main road that links Scotlands 2 big cities. Brilliant plan. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Nov 2021 7:52pm)
  • Sound like some witches coven from some cringey horror film by scottmaclellan (Sat 6th Nov 2021 5:04pm)
  • Summerston end, at the top of the road farmfoods is on by scottmaclellan (Sat 6th Nov 2021 8:01pm)
  • Anyone know of any cinemas other than the clydebank Empire that does butter popcorn that's within a reasonable drive from Glasgow? Fancy a change of cinema, but the wife wants butter popcorn. by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Nov 2021 7:03am)
  • Do it. You know it makes sense. by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Nov 2021 11:26am)
  • When trying to sound smart, maybe spell 'statute' correctly. Or are you wanting pictures of statues? by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Nov 2021 9:54pm)
  • Which is why I exclusively park in the multistorey when I'm there. Fuck that car park by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Nov 2021 2:24pm)
  • I love my job. Stopped 2 shoplifters in 3 days. 1 threatened to stab me and the other threatened to blow us up. The fuck is wrong with people? by scottmaclellan (Mon 8th Nov 2021 2:27pm)
  • Knightswood? I know a few folk from they flats and the folk are sound. Flats at the other side of the railway seem to be where most of the junkies are tho. by scottmaclellan (Wed 10th Nov 2021 5:27pm)
  • I know cyclists are a polarising subject on here, but driving thru Partick last night I saw 2 of them going the other way with no lights or hi-vis gear on. Surely there are rules against this shit, because it doesn't exactly make them easy to spot when they're decked head to toe in black and there are a lot of shit drivers in the area these days. by scottmaclellan (Thu 11th Nov 2021 8:01am)
  • Dress up as a donut before getting a chase by scottmaclellan (Thu 11th Nov 2021 5:39pm)
  • Google suggests Mountain Warehouse. by scottmaclellan (Fri 12th Nov 2021 8:25am)
  • Pretty sure Best Kebab found a store full of their food and are still serving it to this day. by scottmaclellan (Fri 12th Nov 2021 6:15pm)
  • You asked a complete stranger if she had been molested, you fucking idiot. If you can't work out why that is fucked up then you seriously need to get help by scottmaclellan (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:24pm)
  • You're not being downvoted for being a sexual assault victim. Youre being downvoted for being a creepy bastard and refusing to acknowledge that what you did, to a total stranger who was just trying to earn a living, was creepy as fuck. Bar staff are literally paid to be nice, they're not actually trying to be your friend. The same goes for shop staff and anyone else in a service industry. by scottmaclellan (Sat 13th Nov 2021 8:28pm)
  • 'You don't love me. I'm seeing someone else' Storms out flat. Comes back less than 2 minutes later to argue. Loudly. Is it a crime to hit fuckwit neighbours with a crowbar for being insufferable cunts? by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Nov 2021 9:29am)
  • Will there be a new rule to stop folk asking bar staff if they were molested? by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Nov 2021 12:33pm)
  • Just turn 90 degrees to the right and open fire by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th Nov 2021 12:32pm)
  • If you're not angry you're a better person than me. I'd be waiting with a crowbar for the cunt getting out. by scottmaclellan (Tue 16th Nov 2021 11:08pm)
  • Your victim blaming game is fucking spot on. Shame it makes you look like a cunt by scottmaclellan (Tue 16th Nov 2021 11:12pm)
  • Oh no, however will I cope. by scottmaclellan (Wed 17th Nov 2021 12:38pm)
  • Came to Lanzarote for the first time today. The bus was out the airport less than 2 minutes, the driver pulls into a petrol station, gets off, gets back on and says 'bus is broke. Everybody needs to get off'. by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Nov 2021 4:38pm)
  • Ascensos are probably recruiting as well, and are probably a bawhair better than kura. Give them a shot by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th Nov 2021 6:23pm)
  • 58 ton of coke for 300k? Bargain. by scottmaclellan (Fri 19th Nov 2021 9:39am)
  • 3 quid for a plain loaf? Having a laugh with that, surely? by scottmaclellan (Fri 19th Nov 2021 5:20pm)
  • Simular happened to me a couple of years ago. They had somehow hot my details thru my Google account. Quick password change and a new card request and all has been good since. by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Nov 2021 8:31am)
  • I think the quality of your science education has been severely oversold. by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Nov 2021 3:13pm)
  • Is that not St Mungo? by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Nov 2021 8:36pm)
  • Is one of the decision makers in the union not a big tory bellend? Would see this as the kind of things he would do to help promote the SNPBAD mindset. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 8:20am)
  • Labour are a waste of space these days as well, to be fair by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 9:34am)
  • How long before the owner claims it had been stolen and he hadn't reported it because he hadn't noticed? by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Nov 2021 9:36am)
  • It's always the same. Big Pharma lies to us about everything, but the insert with the medication is 100% true by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Nov 2021 8:48am)
  • Is that the road that goes thru West Calder? Love that road. by scottmaclellan (Wed 24th Nov 2021 11:19am)
  • Randomly bringing up the racist murder of a lid nearly 18 years ago? Twenty quid says your house has at least one union flag hanging up by scottmaclellan (Fri 26th Nov 2021 10:00pm)
  • An extra shoe? Means if you go for a walk, you're gonna go far kid. by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Nov 2021 8:31am)
  • Things have been open for long enough now that we shouldn't be using the 'kept inside too long' card. At this point it's just folk being cunts. by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Nov 2021 10:01am)
  • I done my day 2 antigen test yesterday ar DAMhealth. Cost 29 quid each. by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Nov 2021 10:27pm)
  • All you need to know is in the Reddit Sidebar by scottmaclellan (Mon 29th Nov 2021 3:05pm)
  • https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/p64ls1/jesus_came_inside_me/ by scottmaclellan (Mon 29th Nov 2021 5:47pm)
  • But a nice change from the usual 'what's best about glasgow' by scottmaclellan (Tue 30th Nov 2021 9:20am)
  • Aye, cos there's nae posh cunts in Glasgow. by scottmaclellan (Tue 30th Nov 2021 9:20am)
  • Screenshot it and send to HR/management. Fuck anyone that does that shit. Its not good for the team and shows how little they respect their colleagues. by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 10:48am)
  • That's a recipe for disaster. What if there's a fire? Or paramedics need in? Stick a note on the door asking nicely for it to not be locked in such a moronic way. If that doesn't work, take the option of putting letters thru everyone's door. by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Dec 2021 10:54am)
  • But the world needs to know that Mackenzie Gucci knows how to tie her shoes on her own. by scottmaclellan (Sat 4th Dec 2021 10:38am)
  • Anyone know of anywhere in Glasgow that sells Honey Rum? Looking to get some for a Christmas present by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th Dec 2021 5:51pm)
  • Checked their website, but never seen anything. Cheers for the tip tho by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th Dec 2021 9:23pm)
  • Looks good, but no honey rum unfortunately by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Dec 2021 11:02am)
  • You know what else is shitty? When the glasgow uni students come in to my work and threaten to stab me for not letting them steal coffee and chocolate. Oh, wait, that's not the students... by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Dec 2021 11:07am)
  • You really should have stopped a sentence earlier by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Dec 2021 11:05am)
  • Dolores O'Riordan? Also, wit? by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Dec 2021 2:38pm)
  • Orange walks can only be between 6 and 630 in the morning, and cam only go down the streets the participants to live on. Let them piss off folk they have to see every day. by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Dec 2021 5:01pm)
  • Let them know of their stupidity by attaching a note to a brick and delivering it at high velocity thru a window. by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Dec 2021 2:48pm)
  • I had a quick look earlier and it said 165 each for seating by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Dec 2021 2:45pm)
  • I'll have a proper look when I'm home from work by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Dec 2021 3:48pm)
  • Time to follow your own advice by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Dec 2021 6:20am)
  • Make Bearsden Great Again by scottmaclellan (Fri 10th Dec 2021 3:52pm)
  • A nuke isn't enough. We'll need an exterminatus. by scottmaclellan (Sun 12th Dec 2021 12:05am)
  • Replace every occurrence of it with 'huwomanity' and watch them spunk themselves senseless by scottmaclellan (Sun 12th Dec 2021 12:10am)
  • Waitrose used to do them, I think. I remember seeing a massive egg in there a few years back. by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Dec 2021 4:12pm)
  • Can you not just buy them from the shop? I'm sure I've seen them in tesco. by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Dec 2021 4:15pm)
  • Yeah, it was next to the normal eggs. by scottmaclellan (Tue 14th Dec 2021 11:51am)
  • Don't know why you're being downvoted. It is a shitehole. by scottmaclellan (Tue 14th Dec 2021 7:14pm)
  • Anyone else miss the days when trolls actually tried? by scottmaclellan (Tue 14th Dec 2021 7:15pm)
  • If you're close enough, Taj in Dalmuir do a brilliant chips cheese and chicken donner by scottmaclellan (Wed 15th Dec 2021 1:11pm)
  • Oh god, that fanny trying to say the sectarianism isn't that bad here because it's worse in Israel/Palestine is a weapon of the highest order by scottmaclellan (Thu 16th Dec 2021 10:29pm)
  • So they're basically smoking outside? by scottmaclellan (Fri 17th Dec 2021 10:11am)
  • We had a nurse in the shop last night with no mask on. Colleague on the till asked her why she wasn't wearing a mask of she was a nurse. Her reply was that she's double jabbed and if she was going to get it she'd get it. Feel bad for her patients. by scottmaclellan (Sat 18th Dec 2021 9:32pm)
  • Putting financial gain over public safety. Not a tory, are you? by scottmaclellan (Tue 21st Dec 2021 3:34pm)
  • It's like every shopping centre around. Absolutely shite. by scottmaclellan (Tue 21st Dec 2021 3:34pm)
  • With cheese and wine? by scottmaclellan (Tue 21st Dec 2021 5:53pm)
  • Try TK Maxx. Good luck with the interview by scottmaclellan (Tue 21st Dec 2021 6:42pm)
  • It is, but there's too many folk spreading conspiracies and bullshit and not getting the vaccine. If everyone that could get it got it, this would be over in no time. by scottmaclellan (Wed 22nd Dec 2021 10:25am)
  • Christmas eve in retail is always a bastard when you're trying to put deliveries out. Imagine how happy we were to get an email this morning to tell us the truck had broke down and there was a 95% chance of us not getting it! Today's looking better already. by scottmaclellan (Fri 24th Dec 2021 10:03am)
  • We've spent about 3 hours doing fuck all. It's heaven. by scottmaclellan (Fri 24th Dec 2021 12:17pm)
  • Happy Christmas you bunch of beautiful cunts by scottmaclellan (Sat 25th Dec 2021 8:32am)
  • Not this year! Spending it in Sheffield with family :) they can be as radge as they want today by scottmaclellan (Sat 25th Dec 2021 2:32pm)
  • Can second this. His lessons and training techniques are great. by scottmaclellan (Sun 26th Dec 2021 4:07pm)
  • Some bellend has decided my car looked like a dodgem in the hotel car park. Fucking raging. by scottmaclellan (Mon 27th Dec 2021 10:03am)
  • I'm hoping they can see something when they check it by scottmaclellan (Mon 27th Dec 2021 8:01pm)
  • Two weeks ago I got a reminder from Arnold Clark that my MOT was running out this week. Booked it in for today then went to check to see if there was any notes from it's last MOT. Turns out it had run out at the start of November and I was driving for 5 weeks with no MOT. Got it in to a local garage a couple of days later, thankfully by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Dec 2021 1:15pm)
  • Multi storey car parks should be alright by scottmaclellan (Wed 29th Dec 2021 6:54pm)
  • But now we know how he got out the hole! by scottmaclellan (Wed 29th Dec 2021 6:57pm)
  • And like everyone else with a bit of brains, they got out of Motherwell by scottmaclellan (Wed 29th Dec 2021 6:56pm)
  • Imagine moaning about folk celebrating new year at New year. by scottmaclellan (Sat 1st Jan 2022 9:41am)
  • First Facebook ban of the year for telling someone they were a twat for expecting someone else to donate money to charity when they asked for help 😀 by scottmaclellan (Sun 2nd Jan 2022 2:10pm)
  • Pretty sure they do. They did when I was last there, anyways. by scottmaclellan (Sun 2nd Jan 2022 10:37pm)
  • I missed it the first time as well. Was a bit disappointed as I was wanting to buy something at the time but the shop was shut and I knew nothing of it having moved by scottmaclellan (Mon 3rd Jan 2022 12:57pm)
  • Grabbed a Boss Box from GDK on my way home from Costco today. Epic is probably the best way to describe it. by scottmaclellan (Tue 4th Jan 2022 5:01pm)
  • For a tenner, it's a great amount of food with a drink by scottmaclellan (Tue 4th Jan 2022 6:31pm)
  • Not sure why you're being downvoted. On a related note, my phone e started picking up 5G the day after I got my first jag. It was great. by scottmaclellan (Wed 5th Jan 2022 10:48am)
  • Phone the police. Not exaggerating, but at the start of all this I'm sure I saw an article about someone doing similar and being done for bioterrorism. Good chance I'm misremembering something from 2 years ago, but phone the polis regardless. by scottmaclellan (Thu 6th Jan 2022 4:03pm)
  • That is simultaneously reassuring and disturbing by scottmaclellan (Thu 6th Jan 2022 5:43pm)
  • Mate, we need to tell people to not drink bleach. People are fucking idiots. by scottmaclellan (Thu 6th Jan 2022 5:42pm)
  • You do fight when needed, tho. If someone was trying to batter you, would you just take it or fight back? by scottmaclellan (Thu 6th Jan 2022 9:58pm)
  • Spellings too good to be a Facebook post. Sorry #babe by scottmaclellan (Mon 10th Jan 2022 6:02pm)
  • So if someone came and stole all your stuff you wouldn't phone the police? Don't want you grassing now, do we? by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th Jan 2022 6:59am)
  • Nice one. What kind of telly you got? And what's your address? Asking for a friend. by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th Jan 2022 11:51am)
  • And with no actual 'fuck first bus' content, they must actually be doing alright today. by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th Jan 2022 12:39pm)
  • Come with and we'll have his sofa as well. by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th Jan 2022 4:38pm)
  • Maybe actually post that next time then instead of starting a thread with nothing in it. Also, I've waited 20 minutes for a bus plenty of times. Not good, but it happens by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th Jan 2022 4:37pm)
  • Did this not happen a few years back when a load of dust got brought up from the Sahara by the winds? Maybe something similar? by scottmaclellan (Wed 12th Jan 2022 4:40pm)
  • Dropped the car off at the garage this morning, walked to the bus stop and was on a bus within 2 minutes. Seems First aren't always abysmal. by scottmaclellan (Sat 15th Jan 2022 3:01pm)
  • According to the time table board it was on time. by scottmaclellan (Sat 15th Jan 2022 5:47pm)
  • Was basically taught the same when learning to drive. Even if someone is indicating, wait until they commit to turning before you go, because people are idiots. by scottmaclellan (Sun 16th Jan 2022 10:24am)
  • Is it not something daft like a tenner for a margherita? Can get a same size pizza for less from a local takeaway and it'll do breakfast the next day as well by scottmaclellan (Sun 16th Jan 2022 9:14pm)
  • Sounds like that Tubbeez place or whatever its called. by scottmaclellan (Mon 17th Jan 2022 1:41pm)
  • Is that not what batman is? by scottmaclellan (Tue 18th Jan 2022 8:05pm)
  • Rangers action force sounds like something from GI Joe. Probably as big on the pants as Joe was, as well by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Jan 2022 1:06pm)
  • Less small by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Jan 2022 8:31pm)
  • Some parts of clydebank are alright. I stay near Bouquhanran and get almost no trouble other than my upstairs neighbour can be a bit loud at times. Mostly older folk, and there's sheltered housing across the road, so it's a decent wee area. 2 bowling clubs and a masonic Hall as well,if that floats your boat. by scottmaclellan (Thu 20th Jan 2022 11:12pm)
  • It's not glamorous but farmfoods do. by scottmaclellan (Sun 23rd Jan 2022 12:42am)
  • Just wear a weekend's worth of clothes on the flight. Or wear the same jeans and t-shirt for a few days and stick socks and boxers in your pockets. by scottmaclellan (Mon 24th Jan 2022 11:20am)
  • I got mine done at Ramseys at the bottom of Duntocher Road. by scottmaclellan (Wed 26th Jan 2022 11:28am)
  • My carvwas fine when it went in to halfords for its MOT. Came out with a fucked gearbox. Never went back after that. by scottmaclellan (Wed 26th Jan 2022 4:35pm)
  • The pizza hut next to my shop just gave us 2 free pizzas. The lassie I'm on with doesn't like pizza so I'm heading home tonight to be a fat bastard. by scottmaclellan (Wed 26th Jan 2022 6:28pm)
  • A very picky eater. More pizza for me, so no complaints by scottmaclellan (Wed 26th Jan 2022 8:58pm)
  • Can I dress as a pirate? by scottmaclellan (Thu 27th Jan 2022 11:49am)
  • How he still has a licence is beyond me. by scottmaclellan (Thu 27th Jan 2022 4:53pm)
  • I went for a medical yesterday as part of my CPC application. One of the first questions the doctor asked me was about blacking out and forgetfulness by scottmaclellan (Thu 27th Jan 2022 9:21pm)
  • Hear he does good cheeseburgers by scottmaclellan (Sun 30th Jan 2022 9:32am)
  • Unavailable the last few times I've been in. by scottmaclellan (Sun 30th Jan 2022 6:54pm)
  • If he's outside the shop there's not a lot they can do, unless they own the land which is doubtful. They can ask him to leave, but he doesn't have to. For best results, they, or whoever, would have to phone 101 and log a complaint. The polis will come by eventually and move him on. by scottmaclellan (Mon 31st Jan 2022 5:52am)
  • As much as the cunt needs his head kicked in, stabbing him in the eye with keys is the kind of shit that gets you jailed for years. Over a pizza slice? I dread to think how you'd react if someone did something actually serious to you. by scottmaclellan (Mon 31st Jan 2022 5:56am)
  • Can only get a quarter madras now by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Feb 2022 1:41pm)
  • Came here to recommend the same guy. Lloyd at the garage next door is great for bodywork as well. by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Feb 2022 10:57pm)
  • Any cunt coughs in your face, you smack the shit out of them. That's classed as assault these days. by scottmaclellan (Mon 7th Feb 2022 10:08am)
  • Mock theory for my LGV license this afternoon. Never enough time to revise. Also,had someone in the shop earlier saying 'it's roasting outside, but it's icy'. People really are thick by scottmaclellan (Mon 7th Feb 2022 10:10am)
  • If you're going to Inverness then take a day to go to the Highland Wildlife Park. They have tiger cubs and the baby polar bear might be out by then. by scottmaclellan (Tue 8th Feb 2022 6:33am)
  • There's no such thing as a good tory, so the whole fucking party can swing from trees as far as I'm concerned. They've systematically fucked this country over the last decade, and it's only going to get worse cos they've ran out of lube. by scottmaclellan (Tue 8th Feb 2022 9:01am)
  • A what now? by scottmaclellan (Tue 8th Feb 2022 4:28pm)
  • Not even the ones responsible for destroying the country? by scottmaclellan (Tue 8th Feb 2022 4:33pm)
  • Because they know they'll get away with it, due to the country being a soft touch for holding those in power to account by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Feb 2022 6:52am)
  • If I go to the concert hall multistorey tonight after 6pm, would I be right in saying I wouldn't have to pay? by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Feb 2022 11:03am)
  • Everyone knows the entirety of World War Z was filmed in George Square by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Feb 2022 12:32pm)
  • Nice one, cheers. by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Feb 2022 12:31pm)
  • No, you can't. If you want to cash back you need to insert the card and use the PIN by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Feb 2022 11:57pm)
  • Nothing kills the mood on a Saturday morning quite like the radge neighbours having a shouting match. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Feb 2022 11:12am)
  • Did you find one? I have a few here with standoffs. Could get it to you tomorrow if you still need one. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Feb 2022 8:48pm)
  • Bank of Scotland. Its in the post. by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Feb 2022 9:24pm)
  • Bon Jovi wanted to play in the city centre, the polis said no, so they played out the window of Tower Records by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Feb 2022 9:48am)
  • Fuck me that font is atrocious by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Feb 2022 2:42pm)
  • As much as I'd love to see Jimmy Eat World, I wouldn't want that shit showing up on my bank statement. by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Feb 2022 8:57pm)
  • Ikea? Think you can get a van for a day there relatively cheap. by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Feb 2022 1:33pm)
  • I once saw the axel cone off a Bouly van as it pulled out from their depot. Made it as far as the central verge. by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Feb 2022 3:16pm)
  • Hamiltons been shite since Game Centre and Gamestation shut. Officially zero good shops left after they closed. by scottmaclellan (Wed 16th Feb 2022 3:39pm)
  • An acre is a measurement of space/land. by scottmaclellan (Wed 16th Feb 2022 4:31pm)
  • It would be a tie between Enter Shikari and Killswitch Engage. by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Feb 2022 11:19am)
  • Aye, I'm just going to jump on my bike to go see my family in sheffield. by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Feb 2022 11:34am)
  • You got a job that involves driving when you can't drive? Username defo checks out if that's the case. by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Feb 2022 12:41pm)
  • The one time you want to see the police smacking these anti-mask fuckwits, and they just fuck off. by scottmaclellan (Sun 20th Feb 2022 3:41pm)
  • Also, where are the women running for refuge? Or any of the shit you mention in the title? Pretty sure the only thing you mention that's there is the polis by scottmaclellan (Sun 20th Feb 2022 9:43pm)
  • Congratulations! Marrying my wife was the best decision I ever made, and I wish you a lifetime of happiness together ❤️ by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Feb 2022 9:23pm)
  • Welcome to the age of random body aches. It's all downhill from here by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Feb 2022 9:24pm)
  • The road outside my flat was always a disaster, the usual fixes that lasted 5 minutes until they were fucked again, but the council properly fixed the road, dug it up and resurfaced the whole thing, and it's been amazing ever since. I could honestly shag whoever gave the works the green light. by scottmaclellan (Tue 22nd Feb 2022 4:40pm)
  • I posted a similar comment on a Facebook community group a few years ago, and fuck me the amount of people who jumped down my throat for it was ridiculous. Just put proper trousers on if you're going shopping. by scottmaclellan (Fri 25th Feb 2022 12:57pm)
  • Spent 3 hours watching Ryu play it this morning. Looks exactly like Dark Souls and absolutely nothing special. Is this style of game all FromSoftware are capable of? by scottmaclellan (Fri 25th Feb 2022 12:59pm)
  • I was hoping they would have changed their formula a wee bit, but even the HUD is exactly the same from what I remember. Stick with what works, I suppose. by scottmaclellan (Fri 25th Feb 2022 5:46pm)
  • Yeah, I have no issues with that, hit with the amount of hype folk were giving it I was expecting something a bit more unique. by scottmaclellan (Fri 25th Feb 2022 7:42pm)
  • Seewoo, maybe by scottmaclellan (Sun 27th Feb 2022 12:11pm)
  • Not that long since they were moaning that there wasn't enough business for them, now I'm regularly seeing folk waiting outside the shop for an hour waiting on a taxi. by scottmaclellan (Mon 28th Feb 2022 11:24am)
  • Surely the bank has cameras and they could share a picture of the guy as well as a description. Would make catching him much easier. by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Mar 2022 9:19am)
  • A recipe for chips, cheese and curry sauce? It has 3 ingredients. If you work in a culinary environment, I'm sure you'll be able to work it out. by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Mar 2022 9:17am)
  • If that's what floats your boat, but I find it's better with red leicester by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Mar 2022 1:52pm)
  • What variety of each item is down to personal taste, so more likely to be better asking his friend than random strangers. by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Mar 2022 1:52pm)
  • Give DashCamMan a shout. He seems quite reasonable. by scottmaclellan (Wed 2nd Mar 2022 2:52pm)
  • He used to shop in my work in clydebank. Was a lovely guy and always brightened our day by scottmaclellan (Thu 3rd Mar 2022 8:48pm)
  • Does it matter? My first 2 jags were moderna and my booster was Pfizer. Second jag made me feel like shit but my booster had no side effects. by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Mar 2022 7:09am)
  • Still shouldn't make a difference. by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Mar 2022 9:21am)
  • Went to see The Batman. Great seeing Hlasgow on the big screen, and strangely, it was the brightest scene in the entire movie. by scottmaclellan (Sat 5th Mar 2022 9:32pm)
  • Mini ones that you can pet making them even better by scottmaclellan (Mon 7th Mar 2022 10:50am)
  • Obviously wasn't tee-total by scottmaclellan (Mon 7th Mar 2022 9:16pm)
  • What is it called? by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Mar 2022 7:59pm)
  • Is that the land next to his City offices? If so, he would have defo got that land dirt cheap as the land was 'toxic' and supposedly not fit to build on. Source: the wife used to work for City and was friendly with some of the managers. by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Mar 2022 8:01pm)
  • Immigration visa, my dude by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Mar 2022 6:35am)
  • How does he know her name and DoB? Has he found a driving licence? Those tend to have addresses on them. Most people aren't just going to give out someone's home address to a stranger on reddit by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Mar 2022 2:52pm)
  • 600 a month? We're in a council 1 bed for half that. by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Mar 2022 4:53pm)
  • She could search the name on Facebook and look for someone who looks similar, that way she doesn't have to rely on possibly dodgy information by scottmaclellan (Thu 10th Mar 2022 4:52pm)
  • So you took your dog to a court because it had attacked youths, and then proceeded to tell the judge that the dog only attacks when commanded to, therefor admitting to setting your dog on them? Edit: the fucking word is 'and' not 'an' by scottmaclellan (Fri 11th Mar 2022 10:11pm)
  • The stoorie midori is what got me drinking midori by scottmaclellan (Sat 12th Mar 2022 2:58pm)
  • My point was that 600 for a 1B is ripping the piss, as it can be done a lot cheaper, but Wullie is only about making money. by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Mar 2022 6:11am)
  • It's lovely. Ita melon flavoured. Nice with lemonade by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Mar 2022 6:17am)
  • That's not a picture of the Clyde shopping centre tho. Or have you just not been there? by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Mar 2022 5:36pm)
  • That was the joke... by scottmaclellan (Mon 14th Mar 2022 8:13pm)
  • Should've asked for an all day instead. Only £4.50 by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Mar 2022 8:54am)
  • A city is £4.50. At least it was last I got one. Forgot there was a higher tier, I never have to get one. I just hit the buy again button on my phone lol by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Mar 2022 10:31am)
  • U OK hun? by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Mar 2022 10:07pm)
  • Poundland do them now by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Mar 2022 11:56am)
  • Sounds like deadpool on a bad day tbh by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Mar 2022 8:48pm)
  • Don't know why you're being downvoted. Mopping up curry sauce with pizza crust is great by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Mar 2022 8:56pm)
  • Mayflower you'll find in farmfoods, B&M and other cheap retailers by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Mar 2022 7:06am)
  • Failed my LGV multiple choice by 2 points. Passed the hazard perception and case studies to, so fingers crossed for next time :) by scottmaclellan (Mon 21st Mar 2022 12:53pm)
  • And close to a popular filming location or 2 as well by scottmaclellan (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 6:17pm)
  • That specialises is Japanese fine line work realism by scottmaclellan (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 8:51am)
  • The same fud asking about non-ukranian Ukrainian flags? by scottmaclellan (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 7:01pm)
  • I got that for posting 'u OK hun' when someone was throwing their toys out the pram, as well by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Mar 2022 3:38pm)
  • I've just been blamed for someone's kid having a cough. She left the pram sitting in the middle of the first aisle the other day and nobody could get passed. I moved the pram to the side and tge kid started to touch the freezer. Apparently that's how the small child got a cough. by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Mar 2022 4:12pm)
  • Ask in r/diyuk and they should be able to help. It's a piss easy job to do yourself. I changed the light fixture in my kitchen in about an hour with absolutely no previous experience. As long as you turn everything off at the fuse box you'll be fine by scottmaclellan (Thu 24th Mar 2022 4:16pm)
  • Once we inevitably get independence amd rejoin the EU, it'll make more sense for companies to be here, as they'll have easier access to a larger trading market than if they were in London. Plus, London was shit last time I was there. by scottmaclellan (Fri 25th Mar 2022 10:46am)
  • Not Ben Nevis, the Ben Nevis. It's a pub. Still, good advice tho :) by scottmaclellan (Sat 26th Mar 2022 9:12am)
  • My claim was done thru Thomsons after my car accident. They did their job efficiently enough, I suppose. by scottmaclellan (Sun 27th Mar 2022 7:21am)
  • Looks like they've tried the slosh without actually knowing how to do it,so probably just a salsa. by scottmaclellan (Sun 27th Mar 2022 7:31pm)
  • And you shouldn't eat in any of them. by scottmaclellan (Sun 27th Mar 2022 7:37pm)
  • And still too many of them work for glasgowlive by scottmaclellan (Sun 27th Mar 2022 11:17pm)
  • Yep, still have 3 of my old licenses. Had to send my licence back a couple of months ago for my LGV to get added to it, but I got it back in a few weeks. by scottmaclellan (Sat 2nd Apr 2022 6:28pm)
  • They're all shite. They all have the same selection of women's clothes shops, occasionally one for men, a costa/Starbucks, The Works, Primark, a JD Sports, a Shoe Zone and a poundshop. Clydebank is definitely the worst tho. Fucking dire place. by scottmaclellan (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 8:11am)
  • I've used Mr Muscle before and it's done fuck all. A bottle of Dr Magic into the same plug hole and its worked wonders. by scottmaclellan (Tue 5th Apr 2022 3:36pm)
  • The wee Fine Food Shop in there is great. I think that's what it's called. by scottmaclellan (Wed 6th Apr 2022 2:23pm)
  • The poolis? by scottmaclellan (Tue 12th Apr 2022 3:04pm)
  • The sspca will take them in, and if not, should be able to help. by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th Apr 2022 11:53am)
  • I thought rule 1 was to have a tray of frozen pish available at a moments notice? by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th Apr 2022 11:55am)
  • If its for thermal paste, get some TIM clean. by scottmaclellan (Fri 15th Apr 2022 2:36pm)
  • So that they can show off. Plus, they've spent all their money on a Lambo and can't afford the fuel to go up north by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Apr 2022 1:37pm)
  • Don't be a fanny. by scottmaclellan (Mon 18th Apr 2022 5:18pm)
  • Could always practice using pewter. It's got a low melting point and can be done at home relatively easily. by scottmaclellan (Tue 19th Apr 2022 8:09am)
  • Having pizza for breakfast, sorting a few more packs of warhammer stickers(like the overgrown manchild that I am) and then going to work. by scottmaclellan (Tue 19th Apr 2022 8:23pm)
  • Do it! I spent an hour opening some tonight and it brought back great memories of buying stickers as a kid by scottmaclellan (Tue 19th Apr 2022 9:09pm)
  • HSBC do No Fixed Address bank accounts, and I think it's Shelter that advertise that they can help get accounts for the homeless so they can get jobs. Might be worth looking in to, as most UK employers will probably want a UK account to pay wages in to when you get to that point. Good luck on your search, friend. by scottmaclellan (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 6:42pm)
  • *best kebab by scottmaclellan (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 6:46pm)
  • I'd love to ride a horse to work. But I work in knightswood, so it would get stolen/stabbed by scottmaclellan (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 6:44pm)
  • To give an idea of what he looks like? Not that difficult to work out. Try identifying someone with none of that jnfo by scottmaclellan (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 10:09pm)
  • Fucking hell, if you're not a 13 year old virgin trying to act the hard man I'll be genuinely surprised. by scottmaclellan (Sun 24th Apr 2022 11:22am)
  • Mate, if folk are actually hitting you, inform your boss, tell them to stop hitting you, and then hit them back. Not saying beat the shit out of them, just slap their hands away whenever they try. by scottmaclellan (Mon 25th Apr 2022 8:48am)
  • That Hinch boot strikes again by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th Apr 2022 4:27pm)
  • Just cut out the middle man and petrol bomb it. Its probably earmarked to get torched soon anyway, so doing it yourself will keep the council tax bill down. by scottmaclellan (Mon 2nd May 2022 11:05am)
  • I've never had an issue with first bus, but a driver blasted his horn at me in the middle of a traffic jam at the weekend and the whole company can take a running fuck to themselves now. by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd May 2022 8:36am)
  • Applied for my digital tacho card yesterday. One step closer to getting out of retail forever. by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd May 2022 8:35am)
  • I'm calling Dark Side of the Moon, or the one that's all horizontal squiggly lines. by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd May 2022 8:49pm)
  • Sounds like a knee-capping the parents issue. by scottmaclellan (Thu 5th May 2022 6:21pm)
  • Make sure it's not been removed due to being a hazard. by scottmaclellan (Thu 5th May 2022 11:08pm)
  • 'Beated by greens' Fantastic work from the beeb by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th May 2022 12:24pm)
  • Berted. Really into their Sesame Street roleplay by scottmaclellan (Fri 6th May 2022 5:06pm)
  • Because covid is still a thing by scottmaclellan (Sat 14th May 2022 9:32am)
  • Other than issue an arrest warrant, aye, there's not much they can do. by scottmaclellan (Sat 14th May 2022 7:43pm)
  • Buy some paint and do it yourself. The added personal touch will .ake it a greater present. Plus you'll be able to paint random cocks on the wall and be the only one that knows that they are there by scottmaclellan (Wed 18th May 2022 12:58pm)
  • Have you tried poundstretcher as well? They're usually good for cheap bits like that. by scottmaclellan (Fri 20th May 2022 3:34pm)
  • £6 for a 750g tub in farmfoods by scottmaclellan (Fri 20th May 2022 3:32pm)
  • I got mine in knightswood this morning for £3. Think your store just doesn't like you by scottmaclellan (Fri 20th May 2022 3:35pm)
  • Been that price for a while. I have a clubcard so only pay the £3 by scottmaclellan (Fri 20th May 2022 9:21pm)
  • If its untaxed then fuck him. Get him reported to the dvla by scottmaclellan (Mon 23rd May 2022 12:42pm)
  • Yeah, bit they have to have their penis extensions on show when they go to Starbucks /s by scottmaclellan (Wed 25th May 2022 11:23am)
  • This is the only correct answer by scottmaclellan (Wed 25th May 2022 11:07pm)
  • Farmfoods do it. Just phone their customer services. by scottmaclellan (Thu 26th May 2022 10:59am)
  • More nerds in here than I thought, and I love it. Thousand Sons and Necron collector here. by scottmaclellan (Sun 29th May 2022 4:44pm)
  • If an artist has space for a walk in, ask yourself why? Any decent artist will be booked up for at least weeks after not having any work for 2 years. by scottmaclellan (Wed 1st Jun 2022 7:36am)
  • So did the pedos at ibrox by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 4:58pm)
  • On Wednesday, it'll be me. I'll let yous know how easy we get thru by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 5:01pm)
  • Free licking boot with every pint? by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 5:00pm)
  • Which of their policies resemble those of the nazis? by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 5:00pm)
  • Aye, but I'll see about a whisky :) by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 5:07pm)
  • If you want to shag him, just shag him. Otherwise, remember to put the word 'in' in your sentence, or it means something completely different lol by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 5:05pm)
  • That doesn't even make sense as a reply to what I said by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 5:17pm)
  • You'll have to explain that one to me then by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 9:10pm)
  • Which of their policies resemble those of the nazis? Or are you just parroting what other brainless fuckwits are saying? Also, I assume you don't partake in any of the benefits that the SNP provide, and you pay for any spare bedrooms(if applicable) and you pay for your prescriptions? by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 8:34am)
  • Why can't you just answer a question with a proper answer? by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 10:04am)
  • No, I'm not raging. Your turn. by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 12:18pm)
  • *neither. Maybe get some English lessons before trolling folk. by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 8:18pm)
  • Speak to Citizens Advice. They'll tell you exactly what your rights are :) by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 8:27pm)
  • Because its Kilmarnock and it might not be safe to drive? by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 8:25pm)
  • Would help to know where you are. by scottmaclellan (Sat 4th Jun 2022 8:39pm)
  • Drove by an orange lodge yesterday and they were flying an American flag. Anyone any idea why? by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th Jun 2022 7:09am)
  • Radge neighbours just kicked the new boyfriend out, calling him an abuser, saying he battered his ex. Always fun on a Sunday here by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th Jun 2022 8:14am)
  • Makes sense. Still looked weird when there was a crowd celebrating the jubilee. by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th Jun 2022 9:51am)
  • Pretty sure I did this for my wedding. Works great by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th Jun 2022 2:34pm)
  • Why would you not ask for a location when agreeing to meet if you didn't know where it was? by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th Jun 2022 2:36pm)
  • Just stick it in the bin by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Jun 2022 10:35pm)
  • If he is going to sell it, why not offer to buy it? by scottmaclellan (Tue 7th Jun 2022 10:24am)
  • So First are doing concerts now? by scottmaclellan (Tue 7th Jun 2022 10:27am)
  • Hopefully everything goes in your favour :) by scottmaclellan (Tue 7th Jun 2022 11:57am)
  • I live in a council flat. It's something that's been suggested to folk on here multiple times in the past. by scottmaclellan (Tue 7th Jun 2022 11:56am)
  • Queue in the airport seemed like it was going down fine. Not too busy, most folk were at the one desk. Security was the quietest I've ever seen it. by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Jun 2022 8:05am)
  • We had a clyde 1 roadshow at our secondary school because it was voted 'best' in Scotland, somehow. One of the singers decided to turn up in a Brazilian strip a few days after they pumped us at the world Cup. by scottmaclellan (Thu 9th Jun 2022 8:45pm)
  • Defo. Phone 101 with a description and location. He might be known to them already. You'd hate yourself if you didn't phone and he did something to someone. by scottmaclellan (Sun 12th Jun 2022 3:01pm)
  • We have been QUANTUM ANUS and this song is called SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC by scottmaclellan (Sun 12th Jun 2022 10:59pm)
  • Marks and Disappointment, because they've stopped selling their baked potato and butter flavour crisps. by scottmaclellan (Tue 14th Jun 2022 3:53pm)
  • Protected species, and I'm pretty sure it's illegal to interfere with nesting birds in any way. by scottmaclellan (Wed 15th Jun 2022 5:32pm)
  • Pretty sure someone here from Renfrew said they could hear biffy by scottmaclellan (Fri 17th Jun 2022 4:18am)
  • Weird that your GP doesn't. We got ours at our GP. by scottmaclellan (Fri 17th Jun 2022 10:11pm)
  • Careful to not cut yourself on all that edge by scottmaclellan (Sat 18th Jun 2022 3:37am)
  • Flight home has been delayed by 4 hours. Nobody found this out until we were all standing outside waiting for the coach to the airport. by scottmaclellan (Sat 18th Jun 2022 5:36pm)
  • Yeah, tui sent us a message telling us to go to their website to claim. by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th Jun 2022 11:42am)
  • Why would a crowd of 50,000+ people be noisy? Are they not all just sitting in quiet contemplation? by scottmaclellan (Mon 20th Jun 2022 6:34pm)
  • Do the same snipers get to hit cyclists that run red lights? by scottmaclellan (Mon 20th Jun 2022 6:33pm)
  • Eh, aye. Can I pet them? by scottmaclellan (Mon 20th Jun 2022 7:37pm)
  • Or get a cat. However, the emotional distress of this option is heartbreaking in 10-15 years time. by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 11:09pm)
  • Does a balaclava not have a massive gap for your whole face, and usually comes in a knitted variety from elderly relatives? by scottmaclellan (Fri 24th Jun 2022 10:42am)
  • OP said e-bikes, so I'm guessing they don't mean scooters. by scottmaclellan (Fri 24th Jun 2022 10:40am)
  • Passed my Cat C reversing test today, and the instructor had an argument with a fruit van driver during a drive to the east end. Good day. by scottmaclellan (Fri 24th Jun 2022 4:51pm)
  • My father in law was a bus driver. Said someone once reversed into his double decker claiming he never saw it. by scottmaclellan (Sat 25th Jun 2022 5:29pm)
  • If it was a pancake festival I'd be all over that, but it appears to be a shoe festival, and that seems weird to me. by scottmaclellan (Sat 25th Jun 2022 5:27pm)
  • That was Magnus. Sam did everything wrong by scottmaclellan (Sat 25th Jun 2022 5:31pm)
  • Forgot all the talk of guns and freedumbs by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Jun 2022 6:55am)
  • That's probably the smartest joke this sub will ever see by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Jun 2022 9:38am)
  • And will probably pump you for price. 3 quid for a plain loaf, last I checked. by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Jun 2022 8:59pm)
  • I had a lot of garlic and beans at lunch time. It had to come out eventually. Sorry. by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Jun 2022 9:01pm)
  • Passed my class 2 LGV practical this morning. Hope everyone else has as good a day as me :) by scottmaclellan (Wed 29th Jun 2022 9:41am)
  • Rigid, aye. Finally going to be able to get out of retail after almost 20 years. Absolutely bouncing today by scottmaclellan (Wed 29th Jun 2022 11:08am)
  • 2 options. 1. Arm the running group with machetes. 2. Phone the police. While option 1 may be more satisfying, I recommend option 2. by scottmaclellan (Wed 29th Jun 2022 5:18pm)
  • GW are open now by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Jun 2022 4:42pm)
  • Paint them however you want. If anyone says anything about it, call it a successor chapter and tell them to do one. by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Jun 2022 5:38pm)
  • Do you not just tap the same bit? by scottmaclellan (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 4:34pm)
  • I'm always intrigued as to why people voted no, and would vote no again, when half the reasons they gave us to vote no were either lies or bigger lies. by scottmaclellan (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 7:04am)
  • Get yourself a kebab with chilli sauce to get shit moving. by scottmaclellan (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 12:36pm)
  • Aye, how terrible of me for trying to understand other people's thought processes. by scottmaclellan (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 11:45pm)
  • Naw by scottmaclellan (Thu 7th Jul 2022 10:24pm)
  • Hopefully by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Jul 2022 12:33pm)
  • Why do that when they can get one of the mugs here to do it for them? by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Jul 2022 12:33pm)
  • Getting killed by a t-shirt cannon? by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Jul 2022 3:59pm)
  • Need to double check your math there, buddy. 2002 was not 20 years ago. I don't care what anyone says, it was NOT 20 years ago. by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Jul 2022 3:56pm)
  • Download Festival started to have 'medieval battles' in the festival site a few years back. Was brilliant to watch. by scottmaclellan (Fri 8th Jul 2022 4:00pm)
  • Pipe Band Championships by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Jul 2022 3:43pm)
  • At Download a few years ago we had a rotisserie chicken and roast potatoes. It was incredible lol by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Jul 2022 3:42pm)
  • They got a bigger store round the corner, with an upstairs and an expanded range by scottmaclellan (Sat 9th Jul 2022 3:47pm)
  • 'Pantera' reunion announced for next year. Even if it isnt 100% the original lineup, I'm still going to go see them. by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th Jul 2022 3:55pm)
  • That's why I said 'Pantera' and not Pantera by scottmaclellan (Thu 14th Jul 2022 11:12pm)
  • KFC having no chicken and now missing the bus. People in this country can be absolute wallopers at times by scottmaclellan (Sat 16th Jul 2022 8:52am)
  • Why would anyone want to stay in clydebank/dalmuir voluntarily? The folk that live here don't want to live here by scottmaclellan (Sat 16th Jul 2022 10:42am)
  • The UK has donuts as well. by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Jul 2022 5:51pm)
  • Near the end? by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Jul 2022 6:00pm)
  • Mate, it was a joke. No need to look so deep into it. by scottmaclellan (Sun 17th Jul 2022 8:36pm)
  • Find the nearest Showcase and bunk off work. Free tickets and iced drink for gingers by scottmaclellan (Mon 18th Jul 2022 2:35pm)
  • 71 minimum. Some seating was 130. Front standing and rear standing were separate, and much more expensive by scottmaclellan (Tue 19th Jul 2022 12:44pm)
  • That's seating, and presumably right at the back by scottmaclellan (Tue 19th Jul 2022 3:55pm)
  • I have been looking for something to do with my crow bar. by scottmaclellan (Thu 21st Jul 2022 10:14pm)
  • Asda were all out of explosives this afternoon :( by scottmaclellan (Thu 21st Jul 2022 10:15pm)
  • Not been to tesco yet. Will check later :) by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 1:11pm)
  • Lucky Panda in Dalmuir. The only thing better in Dalmuir is the road out by scottmaclellan (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 10:03pm)
  • 25 years I lived in stonehouse and couldn't wait to leave. Been in clydebank 12 years almost and would move back in an instant by scottmaclellan (Sun 24th Jul 2022 4:58pm)
  • We got some in B&M for a tenner each. Absolutely bloody massive as well. Got previous ones in Dunelm by scottmaclellan (Mon 25th Jul 2022 8:36pm)
  • Is that not a sign of a poorly done remap? by scottmaclellan (Mon 25th Jul 2022 9:45pm)
  • Walloper may be over exaggerating the size, tbh. by scottmaclellan (Mon 25th Jul 2022 9:45pm)
  • I seen a video from it, and there was well under 100 folk there. by scottmaclellan (Tue 26th Jul 2022 11:26pm)
  • Not sure why, but that cunt looks like a potato by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th Jul 2022 7:25am)
  • Jesus, that aerial shot makes them look like cold war-era soviet Union. by scottmaclellan (Wed 27th Jul 2022 3:08pm)
  • Petrol at Costco is down to 168.7 per litre. 13p a litre cheaper than tesco. by scottmaclellan (Sat 30th Jul 2022 3:30pm)
  • Glasgow is the only place I've been where there is an off ramp from the right hand lane and an on ramp that goes in to the right hand lane. Mental. by scottmaclellan (Mon 1st Aug 2022 11:12pm)
  • So you've got their number? Get yourself a cheap PAYG phone/sim and start phoning them at ungodly hours. If they're young they might still live at home ams have to explain to their parents why they're getting calls at 3 in the morning. by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 8:51am)
  • Who do you think sells them the fancy coffees? by scottmaclellan (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 2:21pm)
  • What does being an immigrant have to do with anything? by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Aug 2022 9:39am)
  • Eat a decent breakfast, stay hydrated, take a sugary drink and take some chocolate with you. I didn't when I went for my first and after half an hour felt like I was going to faint. Someone gave me a dairy milk and I felt amazing almost instantly. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Aug 2022 2:04pm)
  • Absolute bullshit. I've tattoos down both forearms and have a retail management job, and my old boss has tattoos on both his hands. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Aug 2022 2:02pm)
  • Never heard of it. by scottmaclellan (Fri 5th Aug 2022 3:25pm)
  • Hamilton lost most of its appeal when Woolies shut by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Aug 2022 9:06am)
  • 9 o'clock on a Sunday morning and radge neighbours are at it already. Would double murder be justified? by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Aug 2022 9:05am)
  • What area are you in? Maybe someone from here will be aware of somewhere hiring. Also, check the farmfoods website. Not the greatest employer, but all their vacancies are online and the work is piss easy, and relatively well paid. by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Aug 2022 10:07pm)
  • With a whisky or peppercorn sauce, it's incredible by scottmaclellan (Sun 7th Aug 2022 10:05pm)
  • I read the reviews of my old shop once, and I gor mentioned in a positive light :) by scottmaclellan (Tue 9th Aug 2022 11:10pm)
  • Something something frozen pish thru the letter box by scottmaclellan (Wed 10th Aug 2022 6:09am)
  • Lassie I went to college with got the bus from Kilmarnock every day. Its mental at times. by scottmaclellan (Thu 11th Aug 2022 11:07pm)
  • If anyone knows anyone looking for a job, farmfoods in yoker have 3 jobs going right now. by scottmaclellan (Sat 13th Aug 2022 5:45pm)
  • Add a bit of honey as well. They wee cunts are attracted to the sweetness, and the stickiness keeps them trapped in my experience. by scottmaclellan (Tue 16th Aug 2022 5:17pm)
  • Classic case of tiny tadger. Get a rear facing camera and tap the brakes to watch them shit themselves. by scottmaclellan (Fri 19th Aug 2022 1:20pm)
  • Snoring would be an improvement. I can hear my upstairs neighbour taking a pish, as well as other things. by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Aug 2022 7:08pm)
  • There's a squirrel eats my upstairs neighbours bin, but doesn't touch our bin that sits right next to it. He's cute. We call him Steve. The squirrel, that is, not my neighbour. She's an arse. by scottmaclellan (Sat 20th Aug 2022 7:28pm)
  • There's screaming, but usually sharting isn't involved. by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Aug 2022 11:57am)
  • It's infuriating how some cyclists take no responsibility for personal safety. Nearly killed a cyclist the other night as he decided it would be a good idea to not wear any reflective gear, just all black clothing and no lights at night. Had the cheek to give me a dirty look as well. by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Aug 2022 6:11pm)
  • Doesn't mean that cyclists are absolved of all personal responsibility. The chances of them getting hit by a car/bike/ambulance/lorry are much higher if they're not wearing something that allows them to be seen in the dark. by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Aug 2022 8:15pm)
  • So in a thread about some cyclists being twats, your solution is to ban cars? by scottmaclellan (Sun 21st Aug 2022 10:16pm)
  • You can spend them in shops until next weekend I think it is. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 6:23am)
  • Dunno about that. I sent the council a message on Facebook saying my bin had been stolen and had a brand new one a few days later. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 8:59am)
  • They should. They're still in circulation for another week or so. Farmfoods defo take them. And whatever you do, don't say they're legal tender. by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 3:33pm)
  • West dunbartonshire by scottmaclellan (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 3:32pm)
  • Being in Glasgow increases those chances even higher by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 8:34am)
  • How dare people want to make use of all the facilities at the centre. by scottmaclellan (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 8:33am)
  • The bridge on GWR? With the marked parking spaces on it? by scottmaclellan (Sat 27th Aug 2022 5:09pm)
  • I got massive curtains from B&M by scottmaclellan (Sat 27th Aug 2022 5:10pm)
  • Hardman beating up OAPs. Bet your parents are right proud of you. by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Aug 2022 10:14pm)
  • I grew up in Stonehouse, one of the neighbouring villages. Its gotten a lot better over recent years. Local towns like Strathaven do a lot of cool things, like the balloon festival that started today. by scottmaclellan (Sun 28th Aug 2022 10:12pm)
  • Overrated beyond belief, tbh by scottmaclellan (Sat 3rd Sep 2022 6:35am)
  • Creative Computing on Pollockshaws Road. Nice guys whenever I've been in. by scottmaclellan (Tue 6th Sep 2022 2:24pm)
  • Phone your local foodbank. They'll get it to someone who needs it. by scottmaclellan (Thu 8th Sep 2022 12:22pm)
  • If you're near old Kilpatrick, there's a garden next to OKFP that has chickens and ducks in it, and the noise they make is amazing. by scottmaclellan (Thu 8th Sep 2022 3:58pm)
  • Five Sisters Zoo has a few variety of owls :) by scottmaclellan (Thu 8th Sep 2022 4:00pm)
  • The Bristol Bar have completed their tribute to the Queen. They've got a picture of her painted on their door shutter. by scottmaclellan (Sun 11th Sep 2022 7:14pm)
  • Yeah, you can get contactless readers from companies like Square. Chuggers tend to have them when hanging about outside shops as well these days, so the old 'sorry no change' doesn't work any more by scottmaclellan (Wed 14th Sep 2022 8:59pm)
  • My pals a photographer https://www.facebook.com/amberryansphotography by scottmaclellan (Wed 21st Sep 2022 7:19pm)
  • Alexa can play white noise if you can get one of them by scottmaclellan (Wed 28th Sep 2022 3:11pm)
  • Farmfoods defo still do. Check the website for all current vacancies. by scottmaclellan (Wed 28th Sep 2022 5:04pm)
  • Drove thru there yesterday. That was really nice and didn't look like glasgow to me by scottmaclellan (Thu 29th Sep 2022 7:22pm)
  • If you can wait for delivery, I use Hobby Warehouse. Usually have 20% off or so by scottmaclellan (Fri 30th Sep 2022 9:57am)
  • Geek Retreat host games. Can organise thru their facebook page by scottmaclellan (Fri 30th Sep 2022 1:12pm)
  • Anyone know of anywhere that sells Magic Shaving powder? Want to get some, but ideally not from amazon. Would rather walk into a shop and buy it. by scottmaclellan (Tue 4th Oct 2022 6:39am)
  • I know a couple that moved from Dorset to Ardrossan and they love it. I'd much rather live near the coast than in Glasgow. by scottmaclellan (Tue 11th Oct 2022 7:02am)
  • Half 6 in the morning and radge neighbours been kicked out aftera shouting match that would wake the dead. by scottmaclellan (Fri 14th Oct 2022 6:42am)
  • I'm getting a new bed tomorrow, so will have a king size going. Not in the best condition due to the cat scratching it, but the mattress is in good condition. by scottmaclellan (Fri 14th Oct 2022 8:39pm)
  • Get a boyfriend and shag louder than them when he's working. Alternatively tell him to pay rent or fuck off. Or both. by scottmaclellan (Mon 17th Oct 2022 12:01pm)
  • Are the unis not off this week? by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Oct 2022 12:45pm)
  • And still fuckwits will vote for them by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Oct 2022 10:47pm)
  • Handed my notice in today. 1 week and I'm out if retail for good. by scottmaclellan (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 2:31pm)
  • Their website is a fucking shitshow if you want anything that isn't American sweets. by scottmaclellan (Sat 22nd Oct 2022 9:33pm)
  • Off to drive for grahams dairy, so most of my work will be done while folk are in bed by scottmaclellan (Sun 23rd Oct 2022 9:34am)
  • I remember the uproar and the front page news when somewhere started charging a fiver a pint. by scottmaclellan (Sun 23rd Oct 2022 9:24pm)
  • 1am starts are pish. On the brightside, I should be finished by 10. by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Nov 2022 8:18am)
  • New by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Nov 2022 12:53pm)
  • Worth it to not have to speak to the general public. by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Nov 2022 1:00pm)
  • Good shout, but I've just installed a new graphics card I wanted to try out. by scottmaclellan (Tue 1st Nov 2022 4:26pm)
  • Second this. She supported Jason Manford earlier this year and was funny as fuck. by scottmaclellan (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 12:09pm)
  • Pretty sure McGills had it before them. Check their website/Facebook to see. by scottmaclellan (Thu 3rd Nov 2022 9:17am)
  • Wait a few weeks first, he'll have more time on his hands then by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Nov 2022 5:10am)
  • Big roundabout in Central Ayr has poppy art all the way round it right now. by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Nov 2022 11:18am)
  • *shouldn't by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Nov 2022 11:17am)
  • Going to see Biffy at the hydro on Sunday. If I park at Lidl, will I get hit with a ticket I'll have to pay? by scottmaclellan (Fri 4th Nov 2022 6:23pm)
  • Charity shop in knightswood shopping centre. I've seen a few sold in there by scottmaclellan (Sat 5th Nov 2022 10:58am)
  • Asked a million times before, but its my turn now. Wheres the best place to park for going to the hydro tonight? Working at 1230 after the gig and don't fancy paying 11 quid to park in the multistorey and spend an hour trying to get out. Is Lidl a safe shout? by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Nov 2022 9:55am)
  • The currys from rajas on Duntocher Road are lovely. They're my go-to when I want a curry or korma. by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Nov 2022 1:01pm)
  • And if you want to be a fat bastard, a rajas special wrap will do you for 2 days by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Nov 2022 1:05pm)
  • Is this post an attempt to challenge First for the title of 'shittest thing in Glasgow'? by scottmaclellan (Sun 6th Nov 2022 5:55pm)
  • I know they've filmed in clydebank before by scottmaclellan (Tue 8th Nov 2022 5:29am)
  • Sounds like a call to HR is in order. Its the 21st century, that kind of bullshit belongs in the dark ages. by scottmaclellan (Tue 8th Nov 2022 2:11pm)
  • Wheres best for airport parking? The airport itself or can anyone recommend a cheaper third party place? by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Nov 2022 3:05pm)
  • To keep my car there. Its only for 5 days. There's a few places in Linwood with a shuttle bus, but the reviews are mixed and we won't get back till after 9 at night, and I don't fancy waiting an hour to get picked up by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Nov 2022 6:33pm)
  • I can get a taxi for £24 each way from my front door. It's £48 to park at the airports own parking and I don't have to wait for a taxi on the way back. I'd rather just drive myself. by scottmaclellan (Wed 9th Nov 2022 11:34pm)
  • If I'm not working that day, I'll gladly stick my suit on and jump on the bus into the town to be a witness for you. I'm sure you could end up with a mini r/Glasgow meet up no problem by scottmaclellan (Fri 11th Nov 2022 5:16am)
  • What kind of work? Scratch repair? Is the engine falling apart? by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Nov 2022 7:54am)
  • Good to see GlasgowLive are still at this shit by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Nov 2022 7:53am)
  • Partick Auto Electrics on Apsley Lane. Good guys in there. by scottmaclellan (Sun 13th Nov 2022 9:12am)
  • They take anything. Just stick it all in bin bags and take it in. They'll stick it on scales and give you cash. by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Nov 2022 10:16am)
  • Asda, tesco, any offy, would be my guess. by scottmaclellan (Tue 15th Nov 2022 5:49pm)
  • This isn't America, you know by scottmaclellan (Wed 16th Nov 2022 5:21am)
  • Ever heard of a local band called Logan? Brilliant band, we used one of their songs for our first dance when we got married. First time I seen the.lm they were playing support for Nickelback and Bon Jovi at Hampden. Absolutely incredible gig. by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Nov 2022 8:29pm)
  • Anyone see anything about Kilbowie Road being shut at 5 last night? That was me. 2 teenagers stepped out in front of my car. Have genuinely never felt as bad/scared in my life. They're both fine, thankfully, and the polis have told their parents that the kids were at fault, but fuck me. Just seeing the lad lying in the middle of the road not moving was the scariest moment of my life. Glad to say that the two of them were taken to hospital to be checked over, both being fully conscious and aware of what happened. by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Nov 2022 9:28pm)
  • I'm exactly the same. Late 30s and 19 years of retail has made me want to avoid people at every chance. New years will be spent at home with the wife. by scottmaclellan (Thu 17th Nov 2022 10:52pm)
  • Friends with? by scottmaclellan (Fri 18th Nov 2022 2:13pm)
  • This is exactly how I feel. Being 6'3 doesn't help matters either. by scottmaclellan (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 8:07am)
  • Tesco, usually. Actual clothes shops are shite for folk that are over 6 feet by scottmaclellan (Wed 23rd Nov 2022 10:16am)
  • That's far too reasonable a stance to take on the internet! by scottmaclellan (Sat 26th Nov 2022 11:24am)
  • A glass of wine? It's a glass of wine, isn't it? Or is it something harder? Like whisky? by scottmaclellan (Thu 1st Dec 2022 6:38pm)
  • https://amzn.eu/d/7CD6Vbd Portable bath. What's the worst that could happen? by scottmaclellan (Thu 1st Dec 2022 6:42pm)
  • Go to the interview, ask to use the loo, block it and leave. by scottmaclellan (Thu 1st Dec 2022 11:51pm)
  • I once had a CV from someone who 'prided himself on his attention to detail' and 2 lines later used the wrong form of 'their' by scottmaclellan (Wed 7th Dec 2022 11:07am)
  • First, you did right skipping them. When they protested you should have told them you were s.art enough to skip the queue. Second, you can say cunt on the Internet. You're mum won't slap you for it. Maybe. by scottmaclellan (Fri 9th Dec 2022 11:01am)
  • Random question that hopefully someone here can help with. After an accident a few weeks ago, one of my headlights has no cover, and instead has clear tape instead of plastic. The actual lights all still work, it's just the clear plastic is partly gone. Would this cause the car to fail it's MOT? by scottmaclellan (Tue 13th Dec 2022 2:36pm)
  • It was -9 just outside the city about an hour ago by scottmaclellan (Wed 14th Dec 2022 11:52am)
  • I'm intrigued as to why you'd want to do it if showing no symptoms, especially when the NHS is currently understaffed and overworked. Is it a transitioning thing? I'm almost 40 and have never had it done. Should I have? by scottmaclellan (Sun 18th Dec 2022 11:12am)
  • The long stay car park. There's a free bus there from the terminal, and you get 30 minutes free according to the sign. They get the bus there, you drive in and get them, or they walk out and you wait outside the car park for them. by scottmaclellan (Mon 19th Dec 2022 7:49pm)
  • Bet they still tried to charge you for being parked overnight by scottmaclellan (Tue 20th Dec 2022 9:42am)
  • Think it was NCP, yeah. We used it in November by scottmaclellan (Tue 20th Dec 2022 9:40am)
  • Abortion is targeted towards women? When was the last time you seen a guy getting an abortion? by scottmaclellan (Thu 29th Dec 2022 2:27am)
  • 1. Freedom of speech isn't freedom from repercussions. Egg away. 2. No it isn't. by scottmaclellan (Thu 29th Dec 2022 2:33am)
  • Normally I'd say Ayr, as you can get some cracking views at the sea front as there's not too much light pollution. Its currently pissing down tho, so can't see shit. by scottmaclellan (Thu 29th Dec 2022 2:35am)
  • So what have I done to deserve an egging? I'm not one of the fannies in the photo. by scottmaclellan (Thu 29th Dec 2022 4:45am)
  • More catty tbh by scottmaclellan (Fri 30th Dec 2022 4:51am)
  • Also, there's only one road between dumbarton and the Erskine Bridge, so if there's an accident or anything, you're never getting anywhere, and that happens quite frequently. by scottmaclellan (Fri 30th Dec 2022 3:59pm)
  • His maw will beat it for an extra fiver by scottmaclellan (Sun 1st Jan 2023 5:17am)
  • There's a good reason it's called Chateau Lait by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 4:52pm)
  • Change your name to the spelling on the deeds and claim the house as your own. by scottmaclellan (Tue 3rd Jan 2023 4:50pm)
  • Only need a tacho card if your driving for reward/payment. Just means that the truck might beep at OP the entire journey if he doesn't have one tho. by scottmaclellan (Mon 9th Jan 2023 7:05am)
  • >Right, and the J&J and AZ jabs have been withdrawn because for most demographics the risks outweigh the benefits. Really? I thought I was doing well keeping up with the science news, must have missed that. by scottmaclellan (Fri 13th Jan 2023 2:17pm)
  • Ah yes, that well known British regulatory body, the USFDA. Also, paragraph 2 says 'Though the potential benefits of the vaccine outweigh the risks' by scottmaclellan (Fri 13th Jan 2023 3:07pm)
  • Do we? I missed that notice. Always just been the hydro to me. by scottmaclellan (Mon 16th Jan 2023 10:13am)
  • If you don't have a pool cue to hand, a spurtle might be of use as well by scottmaclellan (Tue 17th Jan 2023 6:28am)
  • Holy shit that line up is bad. I'd want to see 3 of those acts. by scottmaclellan (Fri 27th Jan 2023 11:44pm)
  • But does East Kilbride not have a G postcode? I wouldn't class that as glasgow by scottmaclellan (Sun 29th Jan 2023 8:13am)
  • So by wanting someone who doesn't think trans people deserve basic human rights should STFU and get in the sea, I am a fascist? by scottmaclellan (Sun 29th Jan 2023 5:04pm)
  • I'm know I'm going to regret this, but what is really going on here? by scottmaclellan (Sun 29th Jan 2023 5:02pm)
  • Fuck off with that 'racism' bullshit. Where do cyclists come from? Delivery riders take stupid risks all the time because they need to deliver more to make more money, and these risks involve ignoring basic rules of using the road, such as stopping at red lights. Not all of them, mind, only the twattish ones. by scottmaclellan (Wed 1st Feb 2023 3:39am)
  • It still takes a cut by scottmaclellan (Thu 2nd Feb 2023 1:44pm)
  • Bet it cost an arm and a leg by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Feb 2023 1:01pm)
  • Slightly off topic, but have you seen the hotel lately? It looks like something from 60s Russia ffs. by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Feb 2023 3:58pm)
  • *woosh* by scottmaclellan (Sat 4th Feb 2023 5:33am)
  • Park at Lidl, they can easily walk to there by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Feb 2023 11:53am)
  • Who mentioned race? by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Feb 2023 11:52am)
  • Don't use your phone while driving. Dick by scottmaclellan (Mon 6th Feb 2023 4:17pm)
  • I work mostly in Ayrshire these days, and the streets look infinitely better than they do in Glasgow. Almost like the residents give a shit about where they stay. by scottmaclellan (Tue 7th Feb 2023 1:18pm)
  • Saw that too. Some folk just live to ruin things for other folk. by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Feb 2023 1:44pm)
  • Ask in your local farmfoods. We always had boxes for folk. Other retailers may also have boxes. by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Feb 2023 1:43pm)
  • When it comes to hating the SNP, some of the mental gymnastics you see would get a gold medal at the Olympics by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Feb 2023 1:42pm)
  • No. If you can dress up for a con, do it. If you can get your kid to dress up in a related costume, even better. And remember to post photos as well 😀 by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Feb 2023 1:45pm)
  • Darvel? by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Feb 2023 3:30pm)
  • David Tennents Doctor would be easy enough. Shirt and tie, smart trousers, a pair of vans and some fake specs. Job done. by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Feb 2023 3:58pm)
  • Yup :) have fun by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Feb 2023 10:20pm)
  • The gym does a buffet subscription? by scottmaclellan (Sun 12th Feb 2023 8:38am)
  • Can confirm. I was constantly getting grannied at pool when I was younger by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Feb 2023 4:34pm)
  • That's a fucking embarrassment by scottmaclellan (Thu 16th Feb 2023 11:11am)
  • Yeah, I've done this a few times as well. If you haVe a job OP, just ask your boss by scottmaclellan (Fri 17th Feb 2023 1:21pm)
  • Because they're fannies by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th Feb 2023 3:39pm)
  • I, too, am in the market for the best of kebabs. Could you perhaps give a clue as to what it's called? by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th Feb 2023 3:41pm)
  • All jokes aside, when I worked in Aldi one of my coworkers actually did have Astrophysics qualifications. by scottmaclellan (Sun 19th Feb 2023 10:16pm)
  • Ignorant customers was part of the reason I left retail. Fucking soul destroying cunts by scottmaclellan (Mon 20th Feb 2023 11:36pm)
  • We have a squirrel outside our flat. We call him Steve. Steve has been eating my upstairs neighbours bin. by scottmaclellan (Sat 25th Feb 2023 12:12pm)
  • If I had video evidence that the 4 were lying and my lawyer basically said there was no point denying it, I'd be getting a new lawyer. by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Feb 2023 12:20pm)
  • I've mever understood this country's need to have a drink with everything. Getting a haircut? Have a pint! Having a shower? Have a pint! Are we, as a society, incapable of doing anything without alcohol? If I needed to have alcohol while doing the most mundane tasks like having a shower I'd think I had a problem. by scottmaclellan (Tue 28th Feb 2023 12:25pm)
  • He wants a quick game of hide the sausage by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 8:28am)
  • SLR, but other news sites are reporting the same. https://www.slrmag.co.uk/mortons-rolls-ceases-trading-reports-suggest/ by scottmaclellan (Fri 3rd Mar 2023 10:40pm)
  • What you got? by scottmaclellan (Sat 4th Mar 2023 2:01pm)
  • Bleach is still available, but its not a viable alternative to cider. by scottmaclellan (Sat 4th Mar 2023 8:07pm)
  • That sounds fair enough to me. When I was that age I was earning 500 a month and paid my mum 150 for dig money. by scottmaclellan (Sun 5th Mar 2023 7:46am)
  • Had some silly twat walk out in front of the car this morning on my way to work. Was paying more attention to his phone than the traffic that was driving thru road works. Didn't even seem fazed that he nearly got hit. Never even looked up. by scottmaclellan (Tue 7th Mar 2023 10:17am)
  • Someone ran in front of the car on November. It was impossible to stop in time, so I ended up hitting him and his girlfriend. I'm doing my best to not do it again, but the amount of people that don't think, be they pedestrian, cyclist or driver is incredible. Had someone try and merge into the space my work lorry was in as well today. People are fucking idiots at times. by scottmaclellan (Tue 7th Mar 2023 12:31pm)
  • Not really. The two I hit looked the other way and ran in front of the car. The police agreed it was their fault, as did every witness and the boys family. Nobody could've stopped in time. I was only doing 30 and they ran out when I was about a cars length from the crossing. My dash cam showed it wasn't my fault. And the idiot last night walked out without looking up from his phone, so intrigued as to how that was my driving fault. I saw he was looking at his phone and slowed down to a near stop so that I didn't hit him. Even flashed my lights at him, but he still kept staring at his phone. by scottmaclellan (Tue 7th Mar 2023 4:41pm)
  • It would have cost precisely fuck all to post that, but you decided to sound like a cunt regardless. by scottmaclellan (Wed 8th Mar 2023 3:39am)
  • He's got his own flat, but is taking over OPs flat. That's quite obvious. by scottmaclellan (Thu 9th Mar 2023 5:52am)
  • So far today I've had a cyclist going the wrong way round a roundabout and a fuckwit in a mini reverse out his driveway in front of my truck. It's 12 feet tall and blue and white, with lights on the front, so quite hard to miss. I swear some people should need a license to leave the house. by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Mar 2023 9:47am)
  • Knew it wouldn't take long for you to turn up and blame me. How exactly is it my fault? Do you go into every travel related thread and blame the OP, be it regarding cars, bikes or other? Other people post about shit road users, quite frequently, so it's clearly not just me. by scottmaclellan (Mon 13th Mar 2023 11:55am)
  • Should be an instant pass if you can do one and not break the car, tbh by scottmaclellan (Wed 15th Mar 2023 11:16am)
  • So go to one of the many many sites specifically for that. Even Facebook has a specific place for it these days. by scottmaclellan (Mon 20th Mar 2023 8:10am)
  • Correct me if I'm wrong, because I know precisely nothing about the subject, but would the landlord not need an HMO licence as you're not going to be in a relationship with each other? Or is that already in place? by scottmaclellan (Tue 21st Mar 2023 10:51pm)
  • Can anyone there count? by scottmaclellan (Wed 22nd Mar 2023 3:32am)
  • Phone 101? by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 10:03am)
  • Nice tits will distract from the teeth tbh by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 11:43am)
  • Sounds like the cunt needs his head kicked in as soon as possible by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 11:42am)
  • No idea why you're being downvoted. Also, Sorry for your loss. by scottmaclellan (Thu 23rd Mar 2023 3:00pm)
  • Can you charge someone for attacking you? Is that seriously what you're asking? by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Mar 2023 5:16am)
  • I wouldn't mind that. We're all nice folk here and totally wouldn't supply false information by scottmaclellan (Thu 30th Mar 2023 11:11am)
  • I've seen it in tesco before by scottmaclellan (Sat 1st Apr 2023 10:40am)
  • Bin Top Billy? by scottmaclellan (Mon 3rd Apr 2023 5:42am)
  • I'd put money on there being a 'These are the best shops in Glasgow to buy meat' article on GlasgowShite by the end of the week. by scottmaclellan (Wed 5th Apr 2023 3:27am)
  • Shite on his car then cling film it? by scottmaclellan (Fri 7th Apr 2023 11:28am)
  • I think you'll find that they're called 'Park Anywhere Lights' on BMWs and Audis. by scottmaclellan (Tue 11th Apr 2023 11:23am)
  • So by having people walking on the roads you reckon there'd be less incidents? With the quality of the driving in Glasgow I'd reckon there'd be significantly more. I know you think that it would force people to drive safer, but people are fucking idiots. by scottmaclellan (Mon 17th Apr 2023 7:18am)
  • Why should you wait for a green man? So that the traffic is stopped so you can cross safely? Unless there is obviously no traffic, of course by scottmaclellan (Mon 17th Apr 2023 7:21am)
  • Gonna be a few more listed buildings mysteriously burning down soon then by scottmaclellan (Mon 17th Apr 2023 9:44am)
  • Who shat in your corn flakes? by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Apr 2023 10:31am)
  • Charming by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Apr 2023 12:21pm)
  • The road is plenty wide enough to not hit parked cars with a truck. It wouldn't be an issue by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Apr 2023 1:42pm)
  • I drive it multiple times a week for work delivering to NATS, and space is never an issue. by scottmaclellan (Wed 19th Apr 2023 2:43pm)
  • Only gone and landed myself in hospital. Got an 8x6 cyst on the back of my neck. Couldn't even have been something awesome like a skydiving accident lol by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th Apr 2023 7:26am)
  • Where in Glasgow are you? There's a cobbler atvthe bottom of the clyde shopping centre thats great and he's resoled a few pairs of boots for us by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th Apr 2023 10:19am)
  • Unfortunately, that involves being in Mountblow by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th Apr 2023 1:03pm)
  • Cheers by scottmaclellan (Tue 25th Apr 2023 1:34pm)
  • What's worse, dreaming about reddit or having a dream where you're at work? Cos we've all been there. by scottmaclellan (Wed 26th Apr 2023 8:28am)
  • Hospital room is overlooking the car park entrance. Holy shit the driving in this city is worse than I thought. Folk stopping on the words 'No Right Turn' waiting to turn right, turning right from the turn left lane when leaving the car park, folk driving in to the car park thru the exit, and some twat driving in the right hand lane. At least if you're going to cause an accident they're at the best place to do it by scottmaclellan (Wed 26th Apr 2023 8:43am)
  • Nah, it's the end times by scottmaclellan (Wed 26th Apr 2023 8:58am)
  • Any food bank or shelter should take them by scottmaclellan (Thu 27th Apr 2023 7:54am)
  • Probably, andbif they don't, they'll know somewhere that will by scottmaclellan (Thu 27th Apr 2023 9:05am)
  • Is the sea out Ayr way not full of sewage and unsafe to swim in? We usually go a bit further north where there's significantly less civilisation. by scottmaclellan (Sat 29th Apr 2023 11:48am)
  • Work Related PTSD is on the way as well now by scottmaclellan (Thu 11th May 2023 3:41am)
  • Sunshine Electricals have been good for us in the past by scottmaclellan (Sun 14th May 2023 1:21pm)
  • 'Mon then' he says, after hitting him with a punch with all the strength of damp bog roll by scottmaclellan (Thu 18th May 2023 3:42am)
  • Whereabouts are you? VicAir in Larkhall might be able to help by scottmaclellan (Fri 19th May 2023 10:45pm)
  • Speak to Citizens Advice as soon as possible. Shelter might be a good shout as well. And bollocks to the cunt. Get environmental health involved. Does he have your deposit stored properly? Sounds like the kind of bellend that doesn't, so I'd be getting that checked as well. by scottmaclellan (Thu 1st Jun 2023 3:35am)
  • The Red Velvet cake and Choc Fudge cakes are god tier cakes, but are probably solely responsible for my diabetes by scottmaclellan (Thu 1st Jun 2023 3:40am)
  • Call me a cynic, but I see a glasgowlive article being written right now by scottmaclellan (Thu 1st Jun 2023 12:44pm)
  • GlasgowLive, but shiter by scottmaclellan (Fri 2nd Jun 2023 9:54am)
  • Not that long ago I drove past 3 cyclists on my way to work, cycling along 3 abreast, none of them with lights, all dressed in black. During the day, it would've been fine, but I start work at midnight. Some people just need a good slap and told to use their fucking brains. by scottmaclellan (Sun 4th Jun 2023 8:59am)
  • Get the flightradar app. It'll tell you exactly what it is next time it takes off or lands by scottmaclellan (Mon 5th Jun 2023 4:18pm)
  • The pavement? by scottmaclellan (Thu 8th Jun 2023 6:01pm)
  • Mate, if the temps in the 70s you've got bigger problems than the AC being out. Run a cold bath ASAP I'd say by scottmaclellan (Sun 11th Jun 2023 8:42am)
  • >I assume they mean 70f/21c. > Well no shit, sherlock, that was the joke by scottmaclellan (Sun 11th Jun 2023 3:58pm)
  • Seen some of it the other night. Started to feel bad for the wee guy and his wife, as they were trying to do better, were off the drugs, but had had they're daughter taken off them and that had acted like a kick up the arse for them to clean themselves up. They had no money and were living off benefits. Felt really bad for them. Then he said that they still take the drugs and all that sympathy for them melted away. Changed the channel after that, so don't know how it ended. by scottmaclellan (Tue 13th Jun 2023 9:00am)
  • Fruitloop needs to just hand himself in to the cops and declare himself a danger to the public. by scottmaclellan (Tue 13th Jun 2023 2:39pm)
  • Mate, it's 2023, take your fat shaming pish aff a cliff with you by scottmaclellan (Sat 17th Jun 2023 9:07pm)
  • Dunno, a long lie always gets the proverbial juices flowing. by scottmaclellan (Mon 19th Jun 2023 6:49am)
  • Call them out on it. Can almost guarantee they'll shite themselves and not be able to handle being challenged. by scottmaclellan (Mon 19th Jun 2023 4:57pm)
  • I'm going to have to go with 'Naw' on that one. by scottmaclellan (Mon 19th Jun 2023 5:02pm)
  • Farmfoods. Get a copy of their leaflet and you'll get money off vouchers for about 10% off. Just speak to a manager in your nearest store and they should order the stuff in specifically for you. I used to do it for foodbanks all the time when I worked for them, so don't see it being a problem unless the managers a bellend. by scottmaclellan (Tue 27th Jun 2023 11:06am)
  • Was one post in the middle of the night not enough, Donald? Fuck sake. by scottmaclellan (Thu 29th Jun 2023 5:49am)