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  • Aye we’d use that patter constantly in school don’t know where it came from or how old it was aha most times after someone said “ing” you’d say “glish” then they’d say “dictionary” n would just carry on. Absolutely honking patter 😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 26th May 2022 3:14pm)
  • Nah this was genuine thing 😂 coulda just been in st blanes but surely musta got out. Maybe just a maryhill hing then by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 26th May 2022 3:35pm)
  • Hahaha mate ano it’s fried 😂😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 26th May 2022 4:59pm)
  • Same man my brother used to hit out with it to me and in school as well 😂 spoken to other folk if they did it n they have no clue what am on about 🤣🤣 by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 26th May 2022 9:09pm)
  • Fb marketplace isn’t half bad by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 28th May 2022 6:11pm)
  • Aye true 😂 but in amongst the shite there are some decent stuff. Used it to find the flat I’m in now but it’s defos not the first thing to use by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 28th May 2022 10:45pm)
  • That wee falafel stand just off sauchiehall st is bangin by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 29th May 2022 1:22am)
  • Yeah my mate lives in a gaff there, they’re pretty nice. Class view but flat isn’t anything special by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 31st May 2022 10:33am)
  • That gaff at hyndland that’s owned but the guy that designed the kelpies. My aunt was renting it while she was up a couple years ago, it’s a belter https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-west-end-apartment-currently-23419193.amp by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 31st May 2022 10:38am)
  • 😂😂😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 11:04am)
  • Jesus I love mozza as well but after hearing this well not so much by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 11:03am)
  • The Ark does decent food nice wee beer garden at the back and it isn’t pure studenty or busy most of the day by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 11:08am)
  • Not watched it but seen wee clips here and there and yeah it looks fucked. If you want to watch a great movie that’s also mental (no spoilers anyone!) might I suggest Oldboy (2003 original) by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 6th Jun 2022 12:50am)
  • Enjoy. Mind it’s the original 2003 Korean one (the remakes pish) by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 6th Jun 2022 11:25am)
  • Spareroom, Right Move, FB marketplace is sometimes not bad (how I found my current place). Don’t go to student halls-they’re jokingly expensive. Stayed in Buchanan View in 1st year (didnt want to have to travel from my parents in Bden every morning). Despite meeting nice people at the smoking bit the place was a bump. Shitty small room and shared kitchen for about £500pm. Only other plus was that I could leave 5-10mins before class and be on time or stay in the 24 lab w/out worrying how I’ll get home. After a year me and my gf started renting a flat in bridgeton and been here since by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 6th Jun 2022 1:22pm)
  • Subtitles by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 6th Jun 2022 2:52pm)
  • Glasgow cabs are a joke a use network cos they’re generally more reliable than that disgrace. Plus you can pay at booking so means that they can’t be chancing bastards and take a longer route for you just to pay extra by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 8th Jun 2022 10:34am)
  • Is it? Fs by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 8th Jun 2022 10:47am)
  • Yeah I know I’m no longer a student (got graduation soon yay!) but me n my gf go to Aldi when we’re on a tighter budget (Aldi is class tbh) n that’s usually a £40-50 shop to last us a couple weeks. Even when I stayed in halls in 1st year I was going to Lidl. So it sort of baffles me that OP is saying £260 is a tight budget especially when it’s just for food by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 11th Jun 2022 10:33am)
  • Southside I would say is better if one of you is still studying if their uni or college is in town. Easy to get trains or not even a far walk especially if you’re looking to work in town too. Then for nice walks n that Queen’s Park is a wee walk down from Mount Florida which is really nice n chill. Not sure what flats are like there rent wise in that area though. Knighthood isn’t too bad but much further from town. East end is also a good shout - I live in bridgeton n pretty much right next to Glasgow Green decent park plus 10-15 min walk into town by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 12th Jun 2022 5:48pm)
  • Shit by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 13th Jun 2022 4:29pm)
  • Tory Tesco by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 15th Jun 2022 9:04am)
  • Thought I heard something earlier. I’m in bridgeton but thought it might’ve just been folk at the Scotsman 😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 16th Jun 2022 11:20pm)
  • Heard that in Japan the train service reimburses you if trains are even slightly late or there’s any inconveniences. If scotrail did that they’d be bust within the week by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 18th Jun 2022 12:25pm)
  • 25m I’m up for that man pretty much in the same spot and totally get you with the whole high school thing prolly wasn’t until my last 2 years in high school I started going to parties with folk n even then I don’t really talk to the folk from school (a lot of them are in that same clique which is weird to me tbh) by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 18th Jun 2022 2:32pm)
  • Glasgow Green/Culingar Loop walk, Queens Park, Linn Park which has a waterfall n river you can go in by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 20th Jun 2022 11:22am)
  • Aye shower a cunts by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 20th Jun 2022 9:54pm)
  • He wants a swatch eh yer fanny by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 20th Jun 2022 9:55pm)
  • Was going to say that used to get Louise and she was brilliant. Been a while since I’ve needed to go to the dentist tho by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 20th Jun 2022 11:27pm)
  • Crab shack, the finnieston, ubiquitous chip by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 21st Jun 2022 11:43am)
  • Doesn’t really work that way these days most places can’t take physical copies of cvs cos of data protection laws or if they lose it. Some smaller places still do this but it’s few and far between by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 21st Jun 2022 1:34pm)
  • Yeah a fair bit of it is who you know and all about networking (the constant struggle of freelancers). Most I know is that there’s a fb page for audio tech that I’ve joined, got a shift in classic grand from that (didn’t even need to prove any experience) but a lot of the jobs I’ve seen listed have been elsewhere and pretty much not accessible at the times asked - there was a wee day job in fife I think n it was offering a fair amount but couldn’t do it cos it was an 8 start so couldn’t even get out there for then. Will prolly take my chance going around town to venues like audio, stereo or any bars that have gigs on by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 21st Jun 2022 10:23pm)
  • I know it’s been an hour since the post but regardless Pepes is dino by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 12:07am)
  • Yeah plus you get a fair bit and the chips are heavy nice as well. Class when on a night out by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 10:14am)
  • Yeah even if it’s help with setup and not specifically mixing that would be a great. Will defos give all of that a look. Pretty much looking for anything but hope to eventually work in sound design for tv/film. Nightmare to look for jobs 😂 I get emails about audio jobs but a lot of them are in programming n most require 3-5 years experience in C++ (or whatever language) N aw was Audio Technology at GCU - decent course but last 2 years were pretty brutal especially 4th year cos my hon project was a right pain in the arse but happy with my 2:2. Frankly never want to touch matlab ever again 😂😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 12:46pm)
  • Was going to suggest a martial art not specifically a “team” sport but a good way to meet folk by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 12:53pm)
  • Aye good shout the guy a had as my supervisor was pretty sound so might throw him a wee email or any lecturer I can get a hold of. Went to careers n they pretty much said the same thing or to check alumni page on LinkedIn by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 2:00pm)
  • Checked “martial arts” in maps and there’s a taekwondo place near govanhill I think. I know not southside but Used to do karate with Ta Ka Kai n they used to hold classes in maryhill and auchinairn (think they’re just in the latter now) they were decent but might be helpful, a bit far to travel since thats more towards bishopbriggs by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 3:07pm)
  • There’s also a couple places near gorbals think there’s a jiu jitsu place by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 3:11pm)
  • Don’t know whether to upvote or downvote this 😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 8:48pm)
  • Charcoals by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 22nd Jun 2022 8:47pm)
  • Solid Rock next to Glasgow Central’s a shout by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 6:01pm)
  • Aw nice one how’s that? It’s something I’m really interested in doing but yeah can imagine networkings a huge part of it. Thanks as well glad it’s over with! Will defos give that site a look into if it’ll help meeting people in the industry. N yeah pretty much the idea was to hand in my cv or even get cards made and just pop in to different venues like even if it wasn’t necessarily to do mixing but helping with setup etc. Cheers man by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 10:55pm)
  • Ah fair enough. N ah that’s not too bad will defos give them a look into then cos easy for me to get to by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 23rd Jun 2022 11:03pm)
  • Yeah you’ll be fine not wearing a mask tbf it’s loosened up a fair bit. Might still have some folk wearing masks but is few and far between by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 24th Jun 2022 3:15pm)
  • “Sabastian, open this door right now! Give me back my clarinet!!” by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 9:32am)
  • 1. Like others have said the “bad” places are next to the “good”. Although they aren’t that bad in all honesty I’d steer more clear of Possil and Drumchapel. There’s the QE hospital in Govan but the Royal in town close to east end which is easier to get to if you don’t drive. 2. Loch Ardinning next to mugdock park so not too far from bden. Decent for fishing (loads of pike). Loch Lommond and Balmaha for hiking. Some of the West highland way is good too. For fishing as well the canal and kelvin river is pretty chill. 3. Asda, Tesco, Morrisons, M&S, Waitrose, Aldi, Lidl Asda and Tesco are good shout, Morrisons is decent. All have good quality. M&S and Waitrose are a rip off. Aldi and Lidl are probably your cheapest but honestly still good quality. Usually go to Aldi for my shopping 4 and 5: couldn’t really say. I don’t have kids so don’t really know the better family-oriented places. Grew up with Asperger’s and remember going to a weekly class that taught us about ourselves essentially but forgot what it was called so couldn’t even tell you that by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 10:48am)
  • Massive Hun pub don’t get me wrong obvs nothing against rangers fans but even my mates who support them even know not to go there by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 1:52pm)
  • louden tavern 😂😂😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 1:50pm)
  • Aye true but Louden Tavern is a pure staunch pub canny deny that 😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 2:11pm)
  • Nah you won’t be automatically hated for having an English accent so don’t worry. Yeah we have our pride (some have an embarrassing amount of it) and as much as many like me want independence we don’t hate English people. We aren’t all screaming “Freedom!!” and snide at folk with an English accent. In all serious though Glasgow is lovely with loads to do. Recently the weather has been great but it’s usually pretty shite 😂. With stereotypes I would say we don’t all eat haggis (most of us only have it on Burns night), you’ll only see folk in kilts at weddings or if in a Celtic band. Deep fried Mars bars are a thing but genuinely don’t think I’ve had one or know anyone who has lol. Accurate one would be our typical slang. We say “aye” a lot, the c-words a term of endearment and ,although not common in Glasgow, in other cities you’ll get the common “ach” and “dinnae ken” (teuchter). Transports okay but trains are on strike the now n busses aren’t the worst but they do run late plenty of the time. Public transport overall is a bit of a ripoff. Plenty to do in Glasgow, loads of pubs, lovely parks (kelvin walkway is a nice walk and takes you from maryhill to kelvingrove park in the west end). There’s also few indoor mini golf places (golf fang is 18+ only and serves drinks) Huge LGBTQ+ community- two big gay clubs (Polo and AXM) those are the ones I’ve been to and know of. Katie’s bar and Delmonicas. Even then not just confined to those places went to Nice n Sleazys couple weeks ago n that had a great turnout of LGBTQ+ by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 2:38pm)
  • Also heard that drivers have been getting pay taken off them for not meeting required time. A big reason why once the doors close at a stop they won’t open them even if someone’s chapping (I imagine unless they are elderly) by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 2:56pm)
  • A used to get a bit annoyed at late buses but folk need to get a grip like traffic does exist. Not sure where I read it but heard something about docking pay but maybe I’m wrong lol but still folk moan about bus drivers being grumpy pricks like you would be too having to get up early mostly drive the same route and walking away with a wage that doesn’t really cut the work. Yous also often have to deal with wee fannies on top of that by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 3:35pm)
  • I mean that’s not too bad tbf by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 4:39pm)
  • Scummy sorry you got that “literature” get that right in the bin. Although our racism isn’t as “clear” as England we can’t deny we have a massive racism and right-wing problem here. Most I get is Tory letters (which I burn lol) also got a Scottish Family Party one last year 😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 25th Jun 2022 11:52pm)
  • Russia are imperialist too but regardless this isn’t the place for this 😂 literally a thread about good fry-up places. Get a grip ya wet wipe by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 27th Jun 2022 8:44am)
  • That’s being generous 😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 27th Jun 2022 8:45am)
  • Could also go to the bottom of town would be great for it to be played there by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 27th Jun 2022 2:15pm)
  • B&Qs a good shout. Plenty of hoses by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 27th Jun 2022 3:42pm)
  • Aww you mad you’ll get your shoes dirty? It’s a bit of mud. Stop whinging. You defos wouldn’t have lasted at TitP lol. Also the trains are running now but regardless there’s plenty of buses by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 27th Jun 2022 11:57pm)
  • Royal Concert Hall seems more like this guys scene by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 28th Jun 2022 12:01am)
  • OP is acting like getting mud on your clothes is this horrendous ordeal. Was muddy as fuck at titp when seeing the prodigy still didn’t stop me getting right in amongst it 😂. Just don’t wear fuckin designer pish by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 28th Jun 2022 12:00am)
  • Ryze, Flip Out (both trampoline places), depends what they like there’s a bouldering place in maryhill or bouldering rocks in cuningar loop near Dalmarnock which is pretty fun - pretty much just passed Glasgow Green. Could also take them to Xsite next to braehead loads to do there by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 28th Jun 2022 1:02pm)
  • The police here are an absolute joke n what a hate is when people are like “US police are bad but we don’t have it as bad here” yes we do it’s just not as blatant or talked about by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 28th Jun 2022 2:11pm)
  • Aye it’s still pretty good by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 28th Jun 2022 5:54pm)
  • Cafe Andaluz really nice tapa restaurant by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 28th Jun 2022 5:53pm)
  • Blackadders in Maryhill by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 28th Jun 2022 10:04pm)
  • Heard The Pipeworks behind St Enochs is good for that sort of thing by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 30th Jun 2022 1:58pm)
  • Most times I visit the arly in woodlands I take a poster from the toilet 😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 30th Jun 2022 4:41pm)
  • It’s insane that last month was about acceptance and marches dedicated to that and then a month later it’s the complete opposite. Honestly fuck Orange Walks, fuck the Orange Order and their tunes are pish anawl. I live in Bridgeton so sadly have to hear the pish in the morning by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 1:01pm)
  • Hing is as much as am against Britain a don’t get mad at them hanging up union jacks n that at the square but they’re literally on pretty much every lamp post anol. Hing that gets me pure ragin is red hand of ulster flags n there’s a cunt wae a pure massive wan next to the usave on main street good hing a can’t see it from ma window by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 2:16pm)
  • Though saying that obviously you can support UK and still think orange walks are scummy by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 2nd Jul 2022 2:25pm)
  • “Hello Edinbro!!” by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 4th Jul 2022 3:23pm)
  • Don’t really think OP wants a massage aff Duncan Bannatyne by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 5th Jul 2022 10:09am)
  • Don’t really think OP wants a massage aff Duncan Bannatyne by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 5th Jul 2022 10:10am)
  • Blue Lagoon by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 5th Jul 2022 10:56pm)
  • Did he pay they guy the 10er back but? by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 8th Jul 2022 6:23pm)
  • Linn parks got a wee waterfall n pretty fun to jump off went for a swim there with a mate a while ago by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 9th Jul 2022 12:43pm)
  • Fuck knows man but never had an issue tho was a few years back n the guy a was with cut his toe. If people have died there that’s shite by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 9th Jul 2022 6:55pm)
  • That’s the patter ye get in those Scottish tourist shops by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 9th Jul 2022 10:42pm)
  • The wee laugh he does by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 10th Jul 2022 3:43pm)
  • And even then it’ll be a struggle by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 12th Jul 2022 12:04pm)
  • Never paid it by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 16th Jul 2022 3:57pm)
  • LGBTQ fights lol by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 16th Jul 2022 9:33pm)
  • Hahahahaha by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 18th Jul 2022 2:18pm)
  • My brother stayed in Govanhill for a bit n my Uncle has stayed there for a while. It’s really not that bad by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 20th Jul 2022 3:10pm)
  • Aye Allison St is a bit shite but that’s pretty much about it. My brother lived on Dixon Ave n that was a decent bit. Overall Govanhill isn’t bad n there’s loads about to do. N the hing that is racist that that you get those folk blaming Romani people for all the problems and you see shit about supposed grooming gangs like that wank that did a livestream on fb not long back. Acted like it was dodgy cos he seen someone that wasny white by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 20th Jul 2022 3:16pm)
  • I heard you get stabbed in Best Kebab by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 20th Jul 2022 9:43pm)
  • Maxwell no that knifes for my pomegranate by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 20th Jul 2022 9:43pm)
  • Like even if you have pic of your kids at least crop it before uploading to tinder etc. that way it’s a copy of the pic with just you and the people can’t just easily find the pic of your weans by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:23pm)
  • Yeah that’s mental and honestly weird as fuck by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:30pm)
  • He can’t be as good as the guy that plays despacito at Queen’s Park by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 21st Jul 2022 5:33pm)
  • Of course they did by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 3:02pm)
  • Think you’ve mixed that up with Heineken by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 8:49pm)
  • Try MJ someone I know (haven’t seen her in ages tbh) that’s a PT can find her personal on insta: maryjanemalley or Mary-Jane Malley PT on fb by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 9:52pm)
  • Each to their own tbh not a fan of it but if it’s offered I won’t turn it down 😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 10:40pm)
  • Nah can’t put tennents next to those 2 pieces of shit that’s sinful 😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 11:05pm)
  • Muy Bueno by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 8:08pm)
  • Great bar drinks are a bit pricey but a it’s good laugh there by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 23rd Jul 2022 8:52pm)
  • Go to any orange hall. Wait you said 1980’s? Nvm by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 24th Jul 2022 12:34am)
  • Ketamine by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 25th Jul 2022 1:07am)
  • Platy joob plate n a sloppy gobble by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 25th Jul 2022 1:07am)
  • Second this by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 25th Jul 2022 10:37am)
  • Aye n he also made a video of his dug doing a nazi salute. Then cried that it was “satire” when people have him shit. He’s a far-right arsehole. It’s also a riddy to be in your 30’s n calling yersel Count Dankula by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 26th Jul 2022 3:09pm)
  • Not sure what’s worse by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 26th Jul 2022 3:07pm)
  • That’s pretty much the same with gay clubs tbh been years since I’ve been to polo and axm but they didn’t really give a shit mostly just smart casual. Pretty much about the vibe n cos subby n la cheetah are more for techno music dress codes prolly more relaxed by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 27th Jul 2022 5:30pm)
  • My gf was at that college n the cafe was class. Also the wee cake bit yous have is phenomenal full Victoria Sponge for pure cheap n baked to perfection by students by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 28th Jul 2022 12:58am)
  • The smoking bit in cattys atrocious but squashed in lit fucking sardines by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 28th Jul 2022 1:28pm)
  • Nah you’ll get stabbed by someone’s maw cos they couldn’t get what they wanted at Next. But in seriousness yeah should be fine by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 28th Jul 2022 4:29pm)
  • Or maybe it’s a genuine question seeing it’s a solo woman by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 28th Jul 2022 4:31pm)
  • Yeah but I give this a pass cos it’s a woman who’s by herself just asking if it’s safe cos she’s not been. Every other time it’s stupid shit like the whole “will I get attacked here” by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 28th Jul 2022 7:04pm)
  • Ahahahahahaha by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 28th Jul 2022 8:16pm)
  • Sexy Dance Fighting by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 28th Jul 2022 8:15pm)
  • Mikaku on Queen St is a brilliant Japanese place The Indian place Charcoals has never disappointed either by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 28th Jul 2022 10:17pm)
  • Second this by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 28th Jul 2022 10:15pm)
  • Plastic or Corrugated? by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 29th Jul 2022 1:29pm)
  • I was wondering where that music was coming from could hear it out the back of mine. Wasn’t really bothering me but was pure confused aha by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 29th Jul 2022 11:21pm)
  • Fuck off by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 31st Jul 2022 10:53am)
  • I’ve known many people that have suffered from addiction some have come out the other side but more have been lost by it through either ODing or have committed suicide because of how deep their addiction is (as well as having depression). You’re a vile cunt by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 4th Aug 2022 7:29pm)
  • You really are a piece of shit by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 4th Aug 2022 7:26pm)
  • Hahahaha by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 4th Aug 2022 7:33pm)
  • You’re a fucking detriment by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 4th Aug 2022 7:33pm)
  • He literally mentioned a carrot and stick approach - a tactic the Nazis literally used so my guess is yeah he’s a total sociopath by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 4th Aug 2022 7:32pm)
  • Old rail station under the botanic gardens tho last I went me n ma mate had to dig a hole under the metal fence by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 6th Aug 2022 1:51pm)
  • Went to Joia in finneston a few weeks ago and that was pretty nice - the sausage and black truffle rigatoni was class by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 11th Aug 2022 8:09am)
  • Best Kebab is the only place open by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 11th Aug 2022 10:36am)
  • “Fellow weegies” cunt defo watches BBC social. This was prolly the guy that came up with “Pure Deid Vegan” by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 13th Aug 2022 6:32pm)
  • Tbh aye thank fuck by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 15th Aug 2022 10:32am)
  • Went a couple years ago only dodgy thing are those staircases by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 16th Aug 2022 10:09am)
  • Lennox Hospital is pretty class only pain in. The arse is the walk up by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 16th Aug 2022 10:17am)
  • Been years since I’ve been but Gartloch Hospital is pretty class though last I heard there was housing right next to it so no sure if it’s been knocked down by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 16th Aug 2022 10:16am)
  • Aye true was getting dark by the time we were leaving n the walk down was pretty spooky. There’s also that smaller abandoned building nearer the training ground that’s creepy by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 16th Aug 2022 10:48am)
  • This is what we do. Also learned the other day if you put a 1 or 2p coin in a bag n fill it with water n hang it out your window flys will avoid it cos they’ll think it’s a wasp nest by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 16th Aug 2022 6:10pm)
  • Warm buckfast is boufin especially when you’ve still got some the night after but cold buckie is decent. Agreed with the old firm hing but what pisses me if is you have selik fans giving it how rangers fans are racist but then they’ll say/do something pure racist about Morelos by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 2:39pm)
  • Not controversial cos loads will agree but Glasgow Uni and Strathclyde are equally as pretentious where strathy is mainly your engineering gimps and the patter at both is pure shite. The kinda cunts that share jokes about UWS. Never got that nonsense at Caly by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 2:47pm)
  • Aye but caly gets it from those two anawl n it’s honking patter. At least I didn’t need 5 As to apply for the same course by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 3:10pm)
  • Absolute bants by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 3:28pm)
  • Right and that’s fucked like am a Celtic fan and yeah rangers had that rule which is boggin but what I’m saying is there’s cunts that act holier than thou saying how Celtic fans are so accepting and rangers fans aren’t when you still have Celtic fans making racist comments or monkey noises n shit by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 3:47pm)
  • Yeah cali uni by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 5:17pm)
  • Absolute patter mate n Glasgow unis pish by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 6:14pm)
  • Cyclists that run red lights are cunts like at least go on the pavement by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 6:49pm)
  • Aye true lit a know a few folk that went to Glasgow n they pure hate that patter. Ye see it on uni fb sites n that but. Lit seen one lit the evolution picture but it was UWS at the back, Cali, Strathy then Glasgow. Riddy by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 7:23pm)
  • They blast you with a firehose if you’re a minority by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 17th Aug 2022 7:32pm)
  • Couldn’t have put it better myself n aye we were told a similar thing in my old course at cali (mech eng - did 2 years hated it n changed to audio) where a guy went there n another went to Cambridge or something for the same course n went for a job but the guy at cali got it cos it’s got better balance between theory and practice by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 18th Aug 2022 12:54am)
  • Met Rory McCann once when I used to work at Homebase in milngavie. Didn’t realise who he was at first then it took me. He was pretty sound, chatted to him a fair bit and a breath of fresh air from the usual milngavie/bden lot by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 19th Aug 2022 7:30pm)
  • Get thrown out for calling it a “movie” but better treatment if you call it a “moving image” by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 20th Aug 2022 11:27am)
  • Odeon in the quays much better anyway same price for better seats by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 20th Aug 2022 11:25am)
  • I mean it would cut down their internet use by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 21st Aug 2022 9:09am)
  • Sneak into his flat at night. Pillow over face and count from 20. Results show instantly by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 21st Aug 2022 9:13am)
  • Old railway under the botanic gardens been a couple years since I’ve been but sometimes the gate at the tunnels open but need to get under the fence around it by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 2:37am)
  • You meaning the fence at the actual tunnel cos aye that’s just a big bit of metal but sometimes found the door to its open. There’s the metal fence the goes along the side that’s shut. Lasting a went me n ma mate found a wee gap n started digging to make it bigger by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 10:04am)
  • Rat bastards by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 25th Aug 2022 2:05am)
  • Fuck that by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 26th Aug 2022 6:03pm)
  • It was being sent to Rosie’s home in mine by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 27th Aug 2022 12:14pm)
  • Or take their dog n punt it off the bridge by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 29th Aug 2022 12:20am)
  • Is it good aye? pretty close to mine n never actual been by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 29th Aug 2022 10:06pm)
  • That’s cos he’s fell in love with his boss by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 29th Aug 2022 10:41pm)
  • From the downvotes a was expecting a pic of Best Kebab by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 1st Sep 2022 6:47am)
  • You looking to get more shut down aye? by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 12:22am)
  • Imagine gatekeeping scars lol by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 2nd Sep 2022 10:51pm)
  • Blancolo by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 3rd Sep 2022 11:01am)
  • Right but are we in fucking Liverpool? by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 5th Sep 2022 9:44am)
  • You know you can get a spicy pizza right? Get this - spicy burgers too. I know, right Also like the other person said I’m sure OP knows that curry’s a thing by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 5th Sep 2022 9:43am)
  • I was saying boo-urns by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 6th Sep 2022 12:21am)
  • Kelvin Walkway always cheers me up, Cuningar Loop is also a shout even though it’s dead close to everything it feels so out the way by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 8th Sep 2022 12:49am)
  • Back up for a fight by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 8th Sep 2022 7:34pm)
  • Alright Joe Rogan by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 9th Sep 2022 7:54am)
  • Think there’s still a rifle range in auchengillan camp site. Used to go when at scout camps. They allow anyone to book tho best bets to phone them up n ask by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 9th Sep 2022 7:53am)
  • They’re going to cali so no full of those gimps by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 13th Sep 2022 3:02pm)
  • Good uni by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 13th Sep 2022 3:02pm)
  • Vodka Wodka, Hillhead Bookclub, Counting House (shite but cheap) by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 16th Sep 2022 10:57am)
  • Aha that’s a fair point by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 17th Sep 2022 12:43am)
  • Imagine being a jobsworth over 30p cunts defo ragin he got rejected from a polis. Not even that probs rejected from being a ticket wank by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 25th Sep 2022 8:09am)
  • Reckon we should abuse the cunt n water ballon him or something by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 25th Sep 2022 10:22am)
  • McDonald’s worked at the one in milngavie n the manager Tony was a wank. As expected he’d be doing fuck all except sit with his thumb up his arse occasionally popping out to moan at cunts. Not only that but you’re running about doing lit 20 things and you still told to do more - there’s a reason why they say the milkshake machines not working it’s cos it’s a pain in the arse to refill and clean. Also got a job in Morrisons a couple weeks later so was working both there was a day where my shifts would’ve clashed so cos McDonald’s was 0hr it made sense to try and change that one but nah Tony wasn’t happy with that either and said “I was with them first” fucked off after 2 months got to keep my discount card that I got on my last week which wasn’t too shabby by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 25th Sep 2022 10:35am)
  • Honestly don’t blame you it’s horrid to work for genuinely the most stressful job I’ve had and you’re getting fuck all pay (was lit £6/hr at the time) I commend anyone that’s lasted over a few weeks. Only thing I liked was eating shit on the job when the manager fucked off n working later finishing at lit 2 in the morning so a could smoke a joint on the cycle back to mine n no get caught by ma parents aha by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 25th Sep 2022 10:57am)
  • Ahah yass and honestly I’ll miss how class a nugget tastes when it’s straight out the fryer. Only decent job though was taking out the bins n replacing them cos you could rip the cunt out it by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 25th Sep 2022 11:14am)
  • Cali uni no cunt will care or ask if you’re a student but library can be pretty busy best bets the top floor cos it’s a silent room. There’s also a 24hr lab in the student union building and a wee room next to it that’s usually got fuck all people in it only time you’d need a card is after 5 but pretty sure you can just use the lift by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 25th Sep 2022 11:46am)
  • I definitely didn’t imply that and definitely didn’t suggest you do this by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 25th Sep 2022 11:58am)
  • Yes…nobody by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 25th Sep 2022 12:09pm)
  • Oft game changer might get ma old job back solely to do this then fuck off by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 25th Sep 2022 4:37pm)
  • Rat bastards by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 28th Sep 2022 7:26pm)
  • I’d just go full on and start blaring rebel songs by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 28th Sep 2022 7:25pm)
  • Bearsden/Milngavie are tory as fuck n love it when there’s wee guys from there that hink they’re wee tickets by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 30th Sep 2022 8:11am)
  • Aha same pure shite some of the teachers were sound but by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 30th Sep 2022 8:18am)
  • All Glasgow except Paisley and Newton Mearns I’d say. Coatbridge anawl tbf by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 30th Sep 2022 8:51am)
  • Yeah a fair amount or it’s just folk that put on a more English accent Also don’t know why am getting downvoted cos those places are a Tory haven n the parts that aren’t are still shite. Also still stands with wee gimps that hink they’re bams by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 30th Sep 2022 9:17am)
  • And rightly so by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 30th Sep 2022 9:22am)
  • Maybe not literally Tory but a lot of them have that mentality pure middle-class snobbishness by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 30th Sep 2022 10:13am)
  • Cool just saying it’s a pure mentality and they want to move to those places cos of how people will see them and cos of the reputation. You’re probs right about if they have kids it’s prolly so they get them in a decent school just a shame that boclairs a shitehole and bearsden has gimps. Fuck knows what Douglas is like by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 30th Sep 2022 10:20am)
  • Seen someone’s already said it but aye you can go into cali none of that student card nonsense. There’s also a 24hr lab downstairs in the cali student union and study space next to it. Only time you need student card is after 5 by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 30th Sep 2022 7:34pm)
  • Best Kebab: Is it really? by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 4th Oct 2022 8:20pm)
  • Second this by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 6th Oct 2022 11:16am)
  • Would be up for this I’m a rookie played in a group last year but stopped cos DM had loads a uni work n so did most of us but for the few times we played it was pretty fun. Was pretty skeptical about it/thought it would be pure gimpy but really it’s a laugh by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 6th Oct 2022 9:24pm)
  • Aye hope so man would be class to get back into it by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 7th Oct 2022 12:34am)
  • Oak Tree Inn at Balmaha by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 7th Oct 2022 4:04pm)
  • The absolute gimps in the comments we get it you don’t like vegans and have no original patter. Honestly they’re more obnoxious than how they claim vegans to be by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 8th Oct 2022 11:31am)
  • Aye exactly and the very few vegans that don’t shut up about being vegan are hated by vegans. Cunts pure say how vegans always moan about shit yet those folk start greeting over vegan sausages by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 8th Oct 2022 12:08pm)
  • Aye heavy weird I was veggie for about 5 years n didn’t judge folk for eating meat (maybe only jokingly). Would judge folk on how they eat their steak not on the fact they eat it by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 8th Oct 2022 12:41pm)
  • Yeah god forbid people want to learn/talk about true crime. Not like there’s anything to find out from cases or how these people become vile and if there’s any connections psychologically. Saying that some people are just evil cunts like Tobin by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 9th Oct 2022 2:15am)
  • Strathblane? by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 9th Oct 2022 5:07pm)
  • Pretty decent for just basing it off the shite buses 😂 by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 9th Oct 2022 5:28pm)
  • Hells too good for him. Besides, that’s where I’m going and it’s where all the hookers and coke is by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 9th Oct 2022 6:30pm)
  • 40 quid aye nae bother but do a get an individual fruit trifle by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 9th Oct 2022 9:30pm)
  • Aye that’s fair most, myself included, listen cos of morbid curiosity. Then there’s some that make it a pure personality or think they’re experts cos they’ve listened to a couple of cases or they glorify the killer. Saying that for the Dahmer series Netflix were pricks for not informing the families of the victims n you have weirdos online giving it how hot Even Peters as Dahmer is?? by Guy_Incognito28 (Sun 9th Oct 2022 11:35pm)
  • Fuck that my gf lived in strathblane n she’d do the same for college. She told me her worst is when she studied at riverside. Got slightly better for her when she did a course at maryhill. No wonder she moved out after that by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 10th Oct 2022 10:26am)
  • Topolabamba can be decent even if it isn’t authentic, Rafas is great but again not really authentic by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 10th Oct 2022 10:30am)
  • If it’s a shared path then be mindful that people are walking on it. Cycled plenty of times on that and slowed down for folk or moved around them. Imagine that a guy on a bike not acting like a wank by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 13th Oct 2022 9:39am)
  • Usually walk to cuningar loop cos it’s not a bad walk going from Glasgow green an there’s the bouldering rocks - shite at climbing but clears my mind Michael Imperioli (Christopher from the sopranos) does weekly free meditation sessions on zoom too and done that when I’ve been really down by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 15th Oct 2022 10:07am)
  • Hahahahaha by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 15th Oct 2022 1:57pm)
  • Try the pipeworks by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 15th Oct 2022 6:08pm)
  • r/shitliberalssay by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 26th Oct 2022 8:41pm)
  • Unfortunately due to the state of this country I can’t afford to move by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 26th Oct 2022 9:02pm)
  • Typical tory response honestly that “if you don’t like it here why don’t you move” patter is boring as fuck. Name checks out at least by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 26th Oct 2022 9:12pm)
  • Socialist - not everything’s just liberal or conservative (and those two aren’t even vastly different btw) Refugees are leaving countries that Britain has aided in decimating. Did I even say I wanted to move there or did you just think that cos I think this post is a load of pish? What even is your argument here Aye police station in a Chinese restaurant. Oh here jump down to the blue lagoon at central heard they’ve got a sex dungeon under it by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 26th Oct 2022 9:34pm)
  • “One of the biggest police states” according to what? Western propaganda. While here in UK there were literally people being arrested for attending a vigil for a women killed by an officer. And don’t get me started on the US. Regardless how does me disagreeing with obvious China bashing mean I’m defending China or saying it’s perfect. Fucking hell I bet you’re the type to think I support Russias invasion cos I have criticisms of Ukraine Aye that’s it pal it’s my parents I’m rebelling against - I’m 25 not 15 but class patter that. Fucking grow up by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 26th Oct 2022 11:12pm)
  • Lol calling me a tankie that’s really cute. Did I say that btw? It’s isn’t as black and white as that? Being skeptical of western propaganda doesn’t mean I eat up Chinese propaganda. Sorry if I think believing that a Chinese restaurant in the middle of sauchiehall street doubles as a police station is pretty far fetched Also saying I listen to/believe Russian propaganda?? You know you can be against one government and still criticise the other right? Not fully supporting Ukraine gov or being against NATO involvement doesn’t mean I support the Russian invasion (which btw is horrible and Putin can fuck right off). Though this type of pish is the response I expect from you gimps. I bet that you think Russias a communist country Btw not offended by your comment of me “rebelling against my parents” just think it’s a pretty childish response. I’m guessing you unironically call things “woke” by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 26th Oct 2022 11:50pm)
  • Did I even once say that China was a socialist country or show support of it? Nah literally just disagreed with one thing and see it as a load of shite. At least you know Russia isn’t communist though or think Putins trying to bring back the USSR or some shit you hear from some absolute morons. Also not taking a centrist approach by saying I don’t support the invasion of Ukraine but also not fully supporting Ukraine itself - for valid reasons too. Yeah there’s that Russian propaganda saying the invasions about denazification which is an absolute load of shite but there is a neo-Nazi issue in Ukraines army (not excluded to that country of course) while it’s gov is also pretty right wing and btw I do agree with you on Russia. Saying that though I reckon you think when it comes to Palestine it’s “complicated” or have stayed silent on Israel’s occupation that’s been happening since the late 40’s by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 27th Oct 2022 12:15am)
  • Never been to The Ivy but heard so many bad things and it really isn’t worth it. Even from outside I can tell it’s only enjoyed by pricks by Guy_Incognito28 (Sat 29th Oct 2022 8:44pm)
  • Must be a crutch having that lost by a few folk by Guy_Incognito28 (Mon 31st Oct 2022 6:00pm)
  • In all fairness they did say “basically” unless they’ve edited it since by Guy_Incognito28 (Tue 1st Nov 2022 6:58pm)
  • Poppy wreath on your door - though they might spunk over it by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 10:13am)
  • Hahahaha by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 10:16am)
  • Yeah but they might start wanking by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 10:15am)
  • Hahahaha fs as much as I don’t wear a poppy anyone that pisses on a memorial is a straight up cunt. In all fairness it’s not even a celtic fan thing tbh just an absolute scum thing by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 11:37am)
  • Did I even say I was about religion? Maybe I feel poppy is being fetishised. Also kind of ironic to get annoyed at people that decide not to wear a symbol by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 2nd Nov 2022 6:38pm)
  • I’m getting the word…nonce by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 1st Dec 2022 6:15pm)
  • Literally no one is saying that by Guy_Incognito28 (Fri 9th Dec 2022 12:26pm)
  • In my restless dreams I see that place by Guy_Incognito28 (Wed 14th Dec 2022 11:31pm)
  • You know. I WeMo. You WeMo. He, she, me WeMo by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 12:47am)
  • LloydPharmacy one word by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 11:28am)
  • Five guys called Mo by Guy_Incognito28 (Thu 22nd Dec 2022 12:26pm)