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  • ScotRail made it easier to buy renew your smart card. At last the make something better. Still a cunt of a company. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 7th Jan 2019 7:07am)
  • Staunch prick by Jwills_elbow (Tue 8th Jan 2019 6:43am)
  • How staunch is too staunch? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 9th Jan 2019 6:56pm)
  • Anyone been to Subbie recently? Fancy Clouds Friday but am in my 30s. And the younger generation don’t seem like a fun crowd to be around. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 10th Jan 2019 6:33am)
  • Cheers. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 10th Jan 2019 4:18pm)
  • Naw you didney by Jwills_elbow (Wed 16th Jan 2019 10:19pm)
  • Painful. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 21st Jan 2019 7:48pm)
  • Went to that bell jar last night. Was a bit OTT on the hipster vibe. Had to go into Queen’s Park cafe to realign by Jwills_elbow (Fri 25th Jan 2019 7:01am)
  • I would love to catch some wee fucker doing this and slap the wee cunt. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 25th Jan 2019 7:05am)
  • What 2 members of the Wu Tang will rock up by Jwills_elbow (Fri 25th Jan 2019 1:57pm)
  • Don’t get me wrong. These places are great for my flat price. And it’s good to have diversity. But sometimes they don’t feel like the most welcoming of places. Very cliquey. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 25th Jan 2019 2:54pm)
  • Heard of WhatsApp? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 26th Jan 2019 11:42am)
  • While Skyping at the top of their voices to their friends back home about their amazing adventures. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 27th Jan 2019 9:52am)
  • What is that? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 28th Jan 2019 8:59am)
  • I meant the latter but cheers for explaining the first. I would like to try it. Tried to explore the abandoned buildings near the academy but they’re al boarded up. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 28th Jan 2019 9:25am)
  • Heavy downvoted. This sub is getting awful for this. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 28th Jan 2019 1:04pm)
  • Vengaboys again. No complaints here. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 29th Jan 2019 7:50am)
  • Hope they don’t pass out and cos a lot of fatalities. That would be tragic. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 29th Jan 2019 8:30am)
  • Mostar is the balls. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 29th Jan 2019 2:11pm)
  • Did you jump? Or go the nightclub in the cave? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 29th Jan 2019 5:49pm)
  • Maybe he’s just staunch. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 30th Jan 2019 6:51am)
  • On the train this morning, busy, and there’s some young lady on the outside seat. Woman comes on with a walking stick, rather than the young lady budge up she motions to the older lady with the walking stick to squeeze into the inside. What a boot!!! by Jwills_elbow (Wed 30th Jan 2019 5:48pm)
  • My mate had his bike stolen, contacted the police and they recovered it. Bike theft is rife just now. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 30th Jan 2019 5:56pm)
  • You thought wrong. Try. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 30th Jan 2019 6:31pm)
  • Go join the bnp ya meat eating fascist! by Jwills_elbow (Wed 30th Jan 2019 6:39pm)
  • Just trying to fit into this sub. Sorry. Is meat no murder anymore? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 30th Jan 2019 11:42pm)
  • Glasgow: formally the socialist capital of Britain and where Lenin thought the revolution would spark. Now the vegan capital! by Jwills_elbow (Thu 31st Jan 2019 11:48am)
  • How do you define progress? by Jwills_elbow (Thu 31st Jan 2019 4:28pm)
  • How do you define progress? by Jwills_elbow (Thu 31st Jan 2019 4:28pm)
  • I don’t think its intrinsically a bad thing. But I think Veganism is a wannabe cool, modern hipster movement that is more driven by the want to fit in opposed to do good. Many of the people are shallow, not half as smart as what they think they are, and genuinely quite dull. And I think what made Glasgow such a good city was the fabric of the people. And this fabric is been eroded. I would like to see more balance. But I think Glasgow is heading towards an incredibly dystopian future that will be populated with vegan coffee drinking hipsters who are incredible self obsessed arrogant and not what made Glasgow what used to be about. This sub used to be a laugh but everyone is so fucking serious on it now. Thankfully r/scottishfootball is still an outlet for banter. But yeah, fuck this era. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 31st Jan 2019 4:57pm)
  • Almost too simple. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 31st Jan 2019 5:41pm)
  • Your banter is out of control. Someone put water on this mad lad. He’s on fire. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 3rd Feb 2019 11:44am)
  • Lived here going on 4 years. Bought a flat here. Quite like it. Good bunch of pubs. Aye Alison street is a hole. Good collection of shops. Pm me if you want to talk more about the area. The cunts here slagging it off have probably never lived here and ate just telling you second hand accounts. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 4th Feb 2019 10:29pm)
  • Lived here going on 4 years. Bought a flat here. Quite like it. Good bunch of pubs. Aye Alison street is a hole. Good collection of shops. Pm me if you want to talk more about the area. The cunts here slagging it off have probably never lived here and ate just telling you second hand accounts. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 4th Feb 2019 10:28pm)
  • Can anyone make sense of this new season of true detective. Everyone is saying it’s amazing. Am just confused watching it. Am I missing something ? Maybe am too daft to see how great it is by Jwills_elbow (Tue 5th Feb 2019 7:39am)
  • It’s a pavement mate. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 5th Feb 2019 7:38am)
  • Who here owns a woolly Southside hat? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 6th Feb 2019 8:55am)
  • Vivastreet. Tonnes of normal professional there. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 7th Feb 2019 7:10am)
  • Mount Gay is the shit by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Feb 2019 10:05am)
  • Can I show you East Kilbride for £35 by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Feb 2019 10:05am)
  • That was the joke. It seems humour has completely detached from this sub. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Feb 2019 11:58am)
  • Up the RA by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Feb 2019 9:27pm)
  • Vegan by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Feb 2019 9:25pm)
  • Why Scotstoun? Bit in the middle of nowhere. Am thinking of organising a game in the vegan capital that is the south side. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Feb 2019 9:37pm)
  • We play at Kelvinhall and they fuck us over with the timings a lot. Late getting on then early getting booted off. I hate the fucking council. Whenever I see a ‘nationalise it’ thread i roll my eyes. Might be worth checking out the unis for a court. I can check with Holyroad too. Council though by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Feb 2019 11:20pm)
  • We play at 7. So it’s open past 5. What day you play? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Feb 2019 11:32pm)
  • The moon. Young teams everywhere. And jaws. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Feb 2019 11:42pm)
  • How much is that? We pay £50 by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Feb 2019 11:41pm)
  • Had my first pill there. The pain the next day by Jwills_elbow (Sun 10th Feb 2019 2:50pm)
  • 😘 by Jwills_elbow (Sun 10th Feb 2019 11:23pm)
  • Tell em by Jwills_elbow (Mon 11th Feb 2019 3:33pm)
  • Banteeeeeerrrrrr by Jwills_elbow (Mon 11th Feb 2019 3:32pm)
  • Where’s this? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 12th Feb 2019 9:16pm)
  • Today is my Thursday. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 13th Feb 2019 7:22am)
  • I’ve PM’d you by Jwills_elbow (Thu 14th Feb 2019 10:32am)
  • Day 3 onit. Day 1 football. Day 2 comedy. Day 3...? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 16th Feb 2019 11:27am)
  • You offering? by Jwills_elbow (Sun 17th Feb 2019 4:24am)
  • Be diving out of work pronto to see a miracle at the Mestalla. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 21st Feb 2019 7:06am)
  • Barely... by Jwills_elbow (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 12:31pm)
  • Why the fuck is Fatboy slim coming to Glasgow on a Wednesday? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 23rd Feb 2019 5:58am)
  • Like a shoe? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 23rd Feb 2019 10:32am)
  • I wouldn’t have dared assumed Anthony’s gender. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 24th Feb 2019 9:12pm)
  • My maw loves that so it must be utter shite! by Jwills_elbow (Sun 24th Feb 2019 10:04pm)
  • Stop assuming. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 24th Feb 2019 11:43pm)
  • Cathkin Braes. Leave your internal light on for maximum effect. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 25th Feb 2019 7:42pm)
  • Don’t read nor share it then. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 25th Feb 2019 9:36pm)
  • Black Tuesday. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 26th Feb 2019 1:08pm)
  • Anyone play tennis at Queen’s Park? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 27th Feb 2019 7:56am)
  • Enjoy mate. First album I got was his. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 27th Feb 2019 7:56am)
  • Wasn’t interested in the club. Just looking for some cunt to play with. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 27th Feb 2019 12:24pm)
  • You mean no staunch by Jwills_elbow (Wed 27th Feb 2019 12:25pm)
  • Honestly, either business is going through a major downturn or he isn’t very good. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 27th Feb 2019 9:57pm)
  • I love Neil. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th Feb 2019 7:30am)
  • I also spent longer than I should have last night fighting on r/soccer. No regrets. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th Feb 2019 8:01am)
  • Here here by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th Feb 2019 9:11am)
  • I was quite keen on that but glad I passed after reading this. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th Feb 2019 9:36am)
  • Love me some fat of the land. Prodigy at the SECC was the first gig I ever attended. Supported by...the foo fighters by Jwills_elbow (Tue 5th Mar 2019 8:38am)
  • If it was anything but this sub would have been getting unsubscribes from by Jwills_elbow (Tue 5th Mar 2019 10:08am)
  • Anyone ever ran to work? Am going to start next week. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 6th Mar 2019 7:38am)
  • Happy birthday. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 6th Mar 2019 7:38am)
  • Morning cunts. Going to see my wee pal whose away to play in the park in the sky tomorrow. Absolutely gutted. But 15 years is a good innings in dog years and she’s breaking down more every day. Cherish your pets by Jwills_elbow (Thu 7th Mar 2019 8:18am)
  • You can get it for about £4 if you book it in advance by Jwills_elbow (Thu 7th Mar 2019 9:51pm)
  • McNeils I think on a Wednesday. Queens occasionally have an Irish band. Rebs. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th Mar 2019 8:49am)
  • Nope. Report them. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 17th Mar 2019 10:16am)
  • Not scammers mate - just pure robbery! by Jwills_elbow (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 5:46pm)
  • anyone ever used a dip n strip service for stripping the paint off their doors? I started taking off the white emulsion start of the week and it’s a cunt of a job. Only a matter of time until I set the heat gun on myself. Happy Friday cunts!!! by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th Mar 2019 7:53am)
  • I’ve looked down that route and the mess alone puts me off. It’s for 6 7 foot doors in an old tenement so could only imagine the mess that would leave by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th Mar 2019 9:47am)
  • All football fans are wankers? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 1st Apr 2019 12:05am)
  • The actual act doesn’t wind me up but the attention seeking aspect pains me. Every cunt wanting their 15 minutes by Jwills_elbow (Mon 1st Apr 2019 12:11am)
  • Especially me? You’re everything that’s wrong with the internet. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 1st Apr 2019 10:16am)
  • Deactivate by Jwills_elbow (Mon 1st Apr 2019 12:01pm)
  • Welcome to Twitterised Reddit. The age of balance is coming to a close. It’s now only extremes. People getting angry behind their keyboards. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 1st Apr 2019 12:08pm)
  • Yes. Maybe we should meet to talk about it. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 2nd Apr 2019 12:31am)
  • Good one antinatalist by Jwills_elbow (Tue 2nd Apr 2019 1:59am)
  • It’s were a bunch of lawyers get together and drink in an old pub. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 2nd Apr 2019 2:01am)
  • Haha. No Govanhill representation. But Inn Deep is there. Get it up ya’s... No idea why am taking solace in this. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 4th Apr 2019 5:25pm)
  • Don’t just look at it - eat it! by Jwills_elbow (Fri 5th Apr 2019 11:54am)
  • If we take away their oxygen - they have nothing to breathe by Jwills_elbow (Fri 5th Apr 2019 11:59am)
  • Phil Collins monologue by Jwills_elbow (Fri 5th Apr 2019 1:07pm)
  • Watched that race across the world last night. What a wholesome show. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 9th Apr 2019 7:33am)
  • It’s not quite black! by Jwills_elbow (Wed 10th Apr 2019 1:56pm)
  • Welcome to Reddit now haha. I’ve just subbed this for them by Jwills_elbow (Thu 11th Apr 2019 1:11pm)
  • Have a downvote. This is a banter free zone by Jwills_elbow (Thu 11th Apr 2019 6:21pm)
  • Ah, the rush hour commute made even more pleasant with the chap who brings his bike on. I know it can’t be helped but I do think fuck off when the train is packed and someone is desperately trying to squeeze a bike on. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 11th Apr 2019 6:43pm)
  • Night bus to London. Once was enough for me by Jwills_elbow (Fri 12th Apr 2019 3:53pm)
  • Was really looking forward to GOT tonight. Since I’ve seen it advertised as 14 April. But apparently it’s 2am in the 15 April. A bit false with the advertising innit by Jwills_elbow (Sun 14th Apr 2019 5:14pm)
  • I see Celtic - I upvote. Simple by Jwills_elbow (Sun 14th Apr 2019 10:29pm)
  • I’ve been struggling to sleep past week so done the same this morning. No regrets by Jwills_elbow (Mon 15th Apr 2019 1:27pm)
  • I’d air bnb a room Monday - Thursday night. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 18th Apr 2019 5:52pm)
  • Nae hangover. Nae work. Up for some GOTs with a beer. Get in ma veins!!! by Jwills_elbow (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 6:02am)
  • Booked tickets for Tuesday. This will be hard work over the weekend. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 25th Apr 2019 6:03pm)
  • Mines is pish too and am Govanhill/ Crosshill by Jwills_elbow (Thu 25th Apr 2019 6:02pm)
  • GOTs tonight and Avengers the mora. Been murder trying not to catch a spoiler. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 29th Apr 2019 8:32am)
  • 1100 a month fuck me. I found a three bedroom en-suite flat next to Glasgow Green 2012 for 695 a month. Inflation really shot up that much? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 30th Apr 2019 1:04pm)
  • Junkie fight by Jwills_elbow (Sat 4th May 2019 9:51am)
  • Peak West End by Jwills_elbow (Sun 5th May 2019 10:16am)
  • Enjoy. It’s a belter. Ensure bladders are empty. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 6th May 2019 12:20pm)
  • Call them and find out by Jwills_elbow (Mon 6th May 2019 4:26pm)
  • It still astonishes me the amount of people who drive into town. One of the main reasons I wanted to work in town was to give up the car. I try and walk/run and the traffic is horrendous. Cars/ vans even buses having near misses beeping their horns pumping out diesel. Yet, after my experiences with public transport I cannot blame them. Trains and buses are overcrowded. As for using your own power, there are no nice routes into town. You have to walk along main roads breathing in horrible air. If it rains buses soak you. Glasgow is fucking grim as a pedestrian. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 8th May 2019 6:48am)
  • Is this the Asian boys with a caravan of white scheme birds? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 11th May 2019 3:58pm)
  • Where one of the mankiest cities about. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 15th May 2019 7:59pm)
  • New bed sheets sleep. Fucking A! by Jwills_elbow (Thu 16th May 2019 6:56am)
  • I’ve been looking at roles out this city. People blame immigrants. My close is all British cunts and the bins are a fucking riot. Close is manky. People don’t care. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 17th May 2019 8:56pm)
  • This week has been utter hell for me too. Work has been mental and personal life has went to shit too by Jwills_elbow (Sun 19th May 2019 10:02am)
  • Thought they were all contactless by Jwills_elbow (Tue 21st May 2019 7:04am)
  • Hope nobody got too excited about GOTs last night. Cos it was about as exciting as Celtic under Neil Lennon. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 21st May 2019 7:03am)
  • You’re obviously too cool for any of that shite right? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 21st May 2019 5:35pm)
  • Who you seeing at Riverside? by Jwills_elbow (Thu 23rd May 2019 2:54pm)
  • Enjoy the 3 day weekend if you can troops. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 25th May 2019 9:31am)
  • Is there one for Govanhill? I would be totally interested. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 26th May 2019 3:27pm)
  • Your maw should’ve used wan by Jwills_elbow (Thu 30th May 2019 6:57am)
  • Ah Monday we meet again. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 3rd Jun 2019 7:13am)
  • Sentient by Jwills_elbow (Mon 3rd Jun 2019 6:57pm)
  • Anyone know about getting a cooker repaired? My heating element has gone and no idea where to look to get it repaired. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 6th Jun 2019 12:51pm)
  • Am keen too by Jwills_elbow (Tue 11th Jun 2019 11:04pm)
  • Halfway stage folks. Does anyone use the Reddit app for the iPhone and find they have to restart it on a regular basis? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 19th Jun 2019 6:54am)
  • Dee you haven’t thought of the smell. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 19th Jun 2019 6:56am)
  • Apollo app for Reddit? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 19th Jun 2019 7:24am)
  • It’s good to see peak Scottish applies to both genders. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 20th Jun 2019 7:09am)
  • Hence why the steamie is a virtual graveyard now. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 20th Jun 2019 7:11am)
  • Would it maybe be worth getting an absolutely cheap banger and use it to bait these cunts. Bike theft seems to be rife in this city. Had mines stolen a few years ago. I despise thiefs to their core. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 21st Jun 2019 10:31am)
  • Bam fest by Jwills_elbow (Sun 23rd Jun 2019 11:26am)
  • I’ve done coke too by Jwills_elbow (Tue 25th Jun 2019 1:50pm)
  • Bought the Herald today. Riddled with grammatical errors and typos. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 29th Jun 2019 1:06pm)
  • Fucking fuck fuck fuck. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 30th Jun 2019 1:43pm)
  • Expensive beer mate by Jwills_elbow (Sun 30th Jun 2019 1:58pm)
  • Total chill man by Jwills_elbow (Sun 30th Jun 2019 1:56pm)
  • Where in America? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 1st Jul 2019 7:55am)
  • Have an upvote for honesty. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 2nd Jul 2019 2:01pm)
  • Toon is staunch as fuck today!! by Jwills_elbow (Sat 6th Jul 2019 11:15am)
  • It’s sadly more than a few. Toon was swamped. Thousands 😔 by Jwills_elbow (Sat 6th Jul 2019 12:12pm)
  • Shawlands really is a shit show. Queen’s Park and Strathbungo is where it’s at. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 6th Jul 2019 8:06pm)
  • Down voted by the self anointed Shawlands intelligentsia. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 7th Jul 2019 5:44pm)
  • Sounds like they’ve went for enjoyment over profit. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 8th Jul 2019 1:09pm)
  • Keen. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 8th Jul 2019 1:06pm)
  • Rip Torn is no longer with us. I’ll be pouring one out and watching Freddy Got Fingered. PrOuD 👉 by Jwills_elbow (Wed 10th Jul 2019 6:51am)
  • Derivative by Jwills_elbow (Wed 10th Jul 2019 9:22pm)
  • You must be fucking loaded. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 10th Jul 2019 9:25pm)
  • Day 2 of Glasgow Slut Fest 2019. How parents let their daughters go dressed out like they were yesterday confounds me. Glasgow city centre was fucking hideous yesterday. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 13th Jul 2019 8:58am)
  • The cunts actually from Castlemilk. Not some wee west ender faking the chat to try and seem edgy. I still think he’s shit nonetheless. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 13th Jul 2019 7:56pm)
  • It’s called Groupthink mate. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 13th Jul 2019 7:55pm)
  • It’s the internet. It’s irrelevant. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 13th Jul 2019 8:18pm)
  • Cunts just a troll by Jwills_elbow (Sat 13th Jul 2019 8:26pm)
  • Where then? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 13th Jul 2019 11:45pm)
  • Cos am from that neck of the woods. Where are you from? by Jwills_elbow (Sun 14th Jul 2019 1:48am)
  • Lol. The Stand awaits. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 14th Jul 2019 1:54am)
  • Will it be there tonight? by Jwills_elbow (Sun 14th Jul 2019 9:14am)
  • We heard it from Cambuslang too. We think it might be related to the river carrying the sound a lot further across the city. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 14th Jul 2019 9:17am)
  • So. Much. Glitter. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 15th Jul 2019 7:42am)
  • If you can get a flat in Strathbungo you’ve hit the jackpot. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 15th Jul 2019 10:44pm)
  • Imagine the carnage if they done that. I’d genuinely fear for their safety. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 15th Jul 2019 10:41pm)
  • Everyone play nice today. Try and not fight with random strangers on the internet defending people you’ll never meet. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 17th Jul 2019 7:34am)
  • Not badness, cuntiness by Jwills_elbow (Thu 18th Jul 2019 12:00pm)
  • Not Govanhill this time. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 18th Jul 2019 1:48pm)
  • Saw a cat in the pub last night. Nae fucks! by Jwills_elbow (Fri 19th Jul 2019 7:52am)
  • Titwood. No idea. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 19th Jul 2019 10:13am)
  • They do a fine tenannts. Was in McNeils too then finished in Alison Arms. Good night. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 19th Jul 2019 12:33pm)
  • A bit hyperbolic mate. It just came in one door and left through the other by Jwills_elbow (Fri 19th Jul 2019 12:40pm)
  • I wonder if we were talking to each other. You always get a good laugh outside the AA when I go for a smoke by Jwills_elbow (Fri 19th Jul 2019 2:55pm)
  • Genuinely thought it was Friday when I woke up. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 25th Jul 2019 7:41am)
  • I bet any money you would not speak to anyone in the street like that. So why speak to someone like that online? by Jwills_elbow (Fri 26th Jul 2019 11:23pm)
  • Whit? How means wit in Glasgow. Plastic cunt by Jwills_elbow (Fri 26th Jul 2019 11:45pm)
  • Back. In. Box. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 27th Jul 2019 12:06am)
  • Insert Freddy Got Fingered Proud gif by Jwills_elbow (Sat 27th Jul 2019 12:05am)
  • Fucking 90s patter. Get this shite to fuck! by Jwills_elbow (Sat 27th Jul 2019 3:09pm)
  • Lads. Trains are fucked. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 31st Jul 2019 7:36am)
  • Apology Central! by Jwills_elbow (Thu 1st Aug 2019 6:02pm)
  • I asked a 4 year old to pull my finger. His reaction to the ensuing sound.... by Jwills_elbow (Sat 3rd Aug 2019 10:40am)
  • I stay in Govanhill and can vouch that this person is speaking utter shite. It has good areas and bad areas. Is also really well connected and has plenty of good shops and pubs within walking distance. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 5th Aug 2019 9:10am)
  • Next to Butterbiggins and Cathcart road. You? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 5th Aug 2019 9:31am)
  • So we stayed in the decent part. Some people act like Govanhill is like Castlemilk in the 80s or Possil in 90s. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 5th Aug 2019 9:41am)
  • I truly despise it when middle class cunts try and council it up. Fuck up Sebastian: you’d get eaten alive in Balantay. Bloody social tourists. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 5th Aug 2019 8:16pm)
  • Sounds like an air bnb. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 6th Aug 2019 8:53pm)
  • Nike store on Buchanan street. Footlocker on argyle street. Maybe Greaves. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 6th Aug 2019 9:35pm)
  • I like Gusto and Relish on Pollokshaws Road by Jwills_elbow (Sun 11th Aug 2019 1:47pm)
  • The 46. You’re welcome. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 11th Aug 2019 1:46pm)
  • What about Bird Law? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 13th Aug 2019 6:22pm)
  • McNeils will have it. It’ll be packed. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 13th Aug 2019 6:21pm)
  • Fillabuster by Jwills_elbow (Tue 13th Aug 2019 7:03pm)
  • Name and shame that shop. Cunts by Jwills_elbow (Thu 15th Aug 2019 12:14pm)
  • Don’t you dare come here with reason and balance. I want my two minute hate and that’ll be the end of it. Be gone! by Jwills_elbow (Thu 15th Aug 2019 1:08pm)
  • Is this page becoming a bit like Scottish twitter of late? by Jwills_elbow (Fri 16th Aug 2019 7:19am)
  • There’s been a murder. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 16th Aug 2019 9:37am)
  • Just all the pictures of really Glasgae sayings in pure Glaswegian. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 16th Aug 2019 9:37am)
  • No it was. Saracens street/road. Cunt found dead. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 16th Aug 2019 12:07pm)
  • That no everywhere now? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 20th Aug 2019 7:31am)
  • Off to Budapest this week. Yaldi. Gee me aw the beer! by Jwills_elbow (Tue 20th Aug 2019 8:04am)
  • Smashed it bro by Jwills_elbow (Fri 23rd Aug 2019 2:06pm)
  • All the bams love it. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 27th Aug 2019 3:37am)
  • Morning cunts. This guy was sober last night for once. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 31st Aug 2019 7:41am)
  • What part of Glasgow you at? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 31st Aug 2019 9:25am)
  • What? The incel uprising you mean? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 31st Aug 2019 11:59am)
  • Same here mate. Glorious. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 2nd Sep 2019 3:37pm)
  • I’ll never understand the mindset of people who crawl all over one another to pack into the first train carriage. Plenty of spaces further back. I strongly doubt they 90 seconds will make that much of a difference to your life. Rat racers! by Jwills_elbow (Wed 4th Sep 2019 8:26am)
  • Place is dead these days. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 4th Sep 2019 1:31pm)
  • It was all a dream... by Jwills_elbow (Wed 4th Sep 2019 3:35pm)
  • Click the link, on the next page where is says join chat. Click on the three dots and click open in safari. Then take you to the chat. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 6th Sep 2019 5:59pm)
  • No by Jwills_elbow (Sat 7th Sep 2019 7:29am)
  • Where in town can you get a nice healthy lunch now that Martha’s has died? by Jwills_elbow (Thu 12th Sep 2019 7:16am)
  • Is that the only place as it’s always queued out the door by Jwills_elbow (Thu 12th Sep 2019 8:56am)
  • Cheers might give them a bash. Had a few pieces out there. Thought they were good but maybe a tad over priced by Jwills_elbow (Thu 12th Sep 2019 2:49pm)
  • Is that on bath street? Cheers for the suggestion by Jwills_elbow (Thu 12th Sep 2019 2:50pm)
  • Upvote for titwood. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 12th Sep 2019 10:21pm)
  • I had no idea the tune of the day yesterday was in remembrance. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Sep 2019 7:19am)
  • https://youtu.be/n_ndyUlbsZg by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Sep 2019 7:20am)
  • He face planted. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Sep 2019 3:17pm)
  • So what you’re telling me is Billy is a plagiarist by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Sep 2019 5:54pm)
  • I used to spike myself at the sub club. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 14th Sep 2019 10:10am)
  • Just woke up and choking for a fag. But staying at my maws and she’ll judge me. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 15th Sep 2019 10:27am)
  • r/triggered by Jwills_elbow (Sun 15th Sep 2019 4:32pm)
  • What is even the point in that guide anymore? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 16th Sep 2019 7:23am)
  • I recognise that bill. That’s a Hacking and Paterson Bill. Unlucky mate. You’re in the same boat as me. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 17th Sep 2019 1:33pm)
  • Aye mate, you google male rape much? 🐻 by Jwills_elbow (Tue 17th Sep 2019 5:43pm)
  • You could probably sell it to some hipster in Queens Park for £50 by Jwills_elbow (Tue 17th Sep 2019 5:50pm)
  • Let a man rest jeez. Obsessed! by Jwills_elbow (Tue 17th Sep 2019 9:37pm)
  • Could I offer you an egg in these trying times? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 18th Sep 2019 7:06am)
  • Don’t be so negative. Let Glasgow flourish 😇 by Jwills_elbow (Wed 18th Sep 2019 4:51pm)
  • Fitting tune. Also, anyone who buys the Daily Record can fuck right off. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 19th Sep 2019 7:25am)
  • Shit. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 19th Sep 2019 7:55am)
  • I really can’t understand the mindset. Surely they must know this won’t be good for public perception. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 19th Sep 2019 12:01pm)
  • Daily record told someone their pal was dead then took a picture to capture their immediate reaction. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 19th Sep 2019 12:57pm)
  • I’d rather people never bought them so they went out of business. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 19th Sep 2019 1:24pm)
  • People totally makes Glasgow ❣ by Jwills_elbow (Fri 20th Sep 2019 7:40am)
  • Colder than my ex by Jwills_elbow (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 9:47am)
  • People make Larkhall. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 6th Oct 2019 10:46am)
  • I’ve had that happen to me. Right after I signed up for Rakuten or something to watch the black panther film. Cunts. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 10th Oct 2019 11:48am)
  • Pay fealty. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 16th Oct 2019 10:14am)
  • Finished The Boys last night. Recommend it. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 24th Oct 2019 8:53am)
  • That fucking ending. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 24th Oct 2019 11:05am)
  • I’ve been telling everyone it’s facist and not nazi. People respond with are they not the same. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 27th Oct 2019 9:36am)
  • Has everyone bailed to that text chat? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 30th Oct 2019 6:29am)
  • Mate. It’s here. Check out the Bell Jar. Walk up and down Vicky Road. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 31st Oct 2019 6:44am)
  • Get out your bubble and go visit it ffs. Maxwell Park is beautiful. You’re in dogs west end of Glasgow no the other side of the world. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 31st Oct 2019 6:47am)
  • Sold out mate am afraid by Jwills_elbow (Sat 2nd Nov 2019 10:29am)
  • The porn star? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 11th Nov 2019 10:44am)
  • Morning cunts...Baltic out there. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 13th Nov 2019 7:13am)
  • 4 degrees this morning. Taps aff! by Jwills_elbow (Wed 20th Nov 2019 6:45am)
  • So this sub is just now r/glasgowpics now? by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th Nov 2019 10:36am)
  • I met a sun journalist once in Sloans. I was astounded she was a journalist as she came across as so intellectually devoid. Makes sense now I guess. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th Nov 2019 10:36am)
  • Yeah you’re right. This is a safe space. Sorry. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th Nov 2019 3:26pm)
  • If you say anything negative on this thread you get downvoted into oblivion. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th Nov 2019 3:33pm)
  • You too Bhrother by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th Nov 2019 3:32pm)
  • Never picked up tickets for JID. Gutted. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 5th Dec 2019 9:36am)
  • Thursday night antics. Love it. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 6th Dec 2019 11:29am)
  • Complain. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 6th Dec 2019 11:29am)
  • Took today off as thought I might be hungover today. Actually not too bad. Have a good week folk. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 9th Dec 2019 9:16am)
  • Walked to work today. Had to buy a new top upon arrival. Great. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 10th Dec 2019 1:12pm)
  • Woo woo I call PC on you! by Jwills_elbow (Thu 12th Dec 2019 10:24pm)
  • I’ve not a proponent of indyref2 but England showed it’s true colours last night. I want shot of that racist narrow minded country. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Dec 2019 6:53am)
  • I am. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Dec 2019 7:01am)
  • Tories were the second biggest party in my area with over 6000 votes. Glasgow south too. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Dec 2019 7:47am)
  • Yeah sorry you’re right. Still, 6k votes in my area is worrying. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Dec 2019 8:22am)
  • I walk from Crosshill and it’s a fucking shithole. Potholes roads mean puddles build up and soak pedestrians. It’s quite unhealthy too as buses and cars are right next to you as there is not a nice scenic way to get from the south side into town. Get it fixed politicians. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 18th Dec 2019 12:55pm)
  • Love? by Jwills_elbow (Sun 22nd Dec 2019 8:06pm)
  • You’ve not got a clue mate. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 25th Dec 2019 10:00pm)
  • Nobody on this sub takes a joke anymore. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 26th Dec 2019 5:17pm)
  • Bar67 by Jwills_elbow (Fri 27th Dec 2019 1:04am)
  • So happy I took today off. Thoughts to all you in work. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 27th Dec 2019 9:16am)
  • I want the same pills as you’re on. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 27th Dec 2019 11:46am)
  • Anyone ever tried the Strathbungo street party? Thinking about going by Jwills_elbow (Tue 31st Dec 2019 7:35am)
  • This took an interesting turn. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 31st Dec 2019 2:02pm)
  • Wow man art is so subjective man by Jwills_elbow (Fri 3rd Jan 2020 9:42pm)
  • Without a doubt the worst Lidl in the world. Like a bomb scene every time. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 6th Jan 2020 4:06pm)
  • Hence the bomb scene comment. Staff are nice but it’s always mental in there. I only go first thing in the morning and after a certain time it’s just mayhem. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 6th Jan 2020 7:28pm)
  • Nae chance mate. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 6th Jan 2020 9:29pm)
  • Sound man. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 7th Jan 2020 6:28am)
  • I stay next to Govanhill and I have noticed a lot of South East England accents as of late. Quite a young hip crowd as of late. Sporting moustaches etc. There must be a reason they’re all flooding here. Great for my property price. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 10th Jan 2020 11:39am)
  • Sure is. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 10th Jan 2020 11:36am)
  • There is nothing at Crosshill. Just the train station and a 5 minute walk to Queen’s Park. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 10th Jan 2020 3:31pm)
  • It’s all liveable haha. Queen’s Park is were the gentrification is happening. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 10th Jan 2020 5:00pm)
  • Wrong sub mate by Jwills_elbow (Sat 11th Jan 2020 10:23am)
  • Nice city. Food is amazing by Jwills_elbow (Sat 11th Jan 2020 10:31am)
  • Haha. You think this place is a discussion board. It’s an echo chamber. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 11th Jan 2020 2:16pm)
  • Oh the downvotes. The irony is I voted yes to leave the union and yes to vote stay in the EU. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 11th Jan 2020 7:31pm)
  • Cjs by Jwills_elbow (Sun 12th Jan 2020 8:36am)
  • They should do it at the marks and Spencer’s one in the south side. Then pick up their tea. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 12th Jan 2020 11:45pm)
  • Went to see 1917 last night. Really powerful movie. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 13th Jan 2020 7:14am)
  • This made my day! by Jwills_elbow (Tue 14th Jan 2020 12:28pm)
  • PPI? CYB? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 15th Jan 2020 12:07pm)
  • If only there was a guide to Glasgow, located at the top of this sub, that we had put together....that would be useful... by Jwills_elbow (Sun 19th Jan 2020 12:35pm)
  • Where the hell did this happen? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 22nd Jan 2020 7:18pm)
  • Before I bought my flat I rented private for 3 years. We went got a coffee first to get a feel of each other. Honestly, best renting experience I’ve had. 100% recommend private over agencies. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 24th Jan 2020 2:12pm)
  • Urban has private dining. Or Hutchestsons by Jwills_elbow (Sat 1st Feb 2020 8:51am)
  • Go swim in the Clyde. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 1st Feb 2020 8:50am)
  • I was there for a leaving do. Service and food was top notch. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 1st Feb 2020 9:55am)
  • Yes it was. I came out thinking it was amazing. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 1st Feb 2020 10:37am)
  • Govanhill is getting gentrified. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 1st Feb 2020 10:40am)
  • Easy done. Especially with a hangover. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 6:22pm)
  • Was just about to spend £50k. Near miss. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 8th Feb 2020 10:19am)
  • Or the NASA shit by Jwills_elbow (Wed 12th Feb 2020 7:11am)
  • Look at you trying to get all parasite art critique on this by Jwills_elbow (Wed 12th Feb 2020 10:37am)
  • This reeks of people who are angry the world is passing them by. We should put them. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 12th Feb 2020 10:35am)
  • And if you want to walk? That’s a nightmare too. Especially if it’s raining or icy. City is a mess. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 13th Feb 2020 7:03am)
  • that Lewis Capaldi pic with buckie getting over 100 upvotes signalled this sub crossing over into Scottish people twitter land. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 19th Feb 2020 6:09am)
  • 🤞 by Jwills_elbow (Thu 20th Feb 2020 7:35am)
  • Drurys does them. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 24th Feb 2020 1:47pm)
  • Where is good to get pancakes in the city centre today? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 25th Feb 2020 8:54am)
  • How much gear are these cunts ploughed with before they start filming them. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 29th Feb 2020 7:51am)
  • No even July yet. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 29th Feb 2020 1:17pm)
  • Morning people. It’s a glorious morning and the weekend is upon us. Please don’t spend your time on here trying to out outrage each other. Laters by Jwills_elbow (Fri 6th Mar 2020 7:38am)
  • Down voting for laziness. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 9th Mar 2020 1:51pm)
  • Ideal world: get sent home today. Can’t wfh. Old firm Sunday goes ahead and no work next week. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Mar 2020 7:18am)
  • People are in survival mode. I falsely mistaken my compatriot in a lifeboat as a piece of ham last night. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Mar 2020 7:20am)
  • I’m happy if it’s on but also aw knowledge it’s mental for it be on. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 13th Mar 2020 11:44am)
  • Totes amazing man. This sub is the best. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 15th Mar 2020 2:09pm)
  • They all owned by the same company? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 16th Mar 2020 9:22pm)
  • Like what? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 16th Mar 2020 9:33pm)
  • Heartbreaking? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 18th Mar 2020 6:02am)
  • I potentially have a room in the next few months if I ever got shot of my current flat mate. However, south Glasgow. So probably not ideal. Fine on a bike though. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 18th Mar 2020 12:54pm)
  • Who let the PC babies out again? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 18th Mar 2020 1:03pm)
  • Weirdo. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 18th Mar 2020 1:51pm)
  • Dick. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 18th Mar 2020 1:55pm)
  • The new race across the world season is shit so far. Very disappointed. Sorry for the lack of covid chat. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 19th Mar 2020 7:42am)
  • I thought the contestants on the first season were mostly alright. But this season they’ve went out to get actual dicks. The brother and sister are everything I hate in society. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 19th Mar 2020 9:48am)
  • By people getting news from Facebook and not the news sites. Cos they’re woke as all that. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 20th Mar 2020 10:29am)
  • Stop it. This is a safe space! by Jwills_elbow (Fri 20th Mar 2020 5:43pm)
  • To All these people panic buying. If you’re buying for more than yourself you’re actually buying stuff your neighbours would buy. absolute cunts! by Jwills_elbow (Sat 21st Mar 2020 2:43pm)
  • I’m going to try and get bread and milk. Wish me luck. I have 4-5 shops on my hotlist. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 9:55am)
  • I went to a local Sainsbury’s and it was fine. Bought more from there than I would normally but I can’t face Asda to get the other stuff. Cleaning products are non existent just now. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 11:07am)
  • Fight fight fight by Jwills_elbow (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 7:52pm)
  • Think it was the OP. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 9:28pm)
  • Imagine what it’ll be like in a week. This is still early days by Jwills_elbow (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 10:03pm)
  • Spoke to my gal. Said the train was quite busy this morning due to reduced service. Flys in the face of everything that has been told. ScotFail strikes again. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 9:19am)
  • I really regret not having a games console. Been scouring gumtree for an Xbox. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 9:35am)
  • Cheers in Greenock. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 3:21pm)
  • Fair play to you. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 4:39pm)
  • These were men wi a trade by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 6:50am)
  • There has been a lot of kids cutting about in the Govanhill area. In big groups as well. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 7:32am)
  • Not all areas of a bank are key. I know everyone in these kinds of establishments think they’re key but often many are not. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 8:22am)
  • What do you mean by this? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 11:29am)
  • I’m stuck with a lodger who is doing my nut in. Considering he’s renting my room he acts like he owns the place. I would love to boot him out doe to his behaviour but I’m stuck with him for the foreseeable. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 11:31am)
  • I won’t not do that either. Be good if there was a whistle blower line for these kind of things though. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 11:49am)
  • Mate it’s brutal. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 1:32pm)
  • There was a fanny waxing place that was open on Cathcart Road yesterday. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 3:24pm)
  • Same outside my street today. Cathcart is usually chalka. Loving this. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 3:26pm)
  • Who upvotes this shit? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 5:32pm)
  • Got an Xbox from Game today. Ordered it online. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 6:30pm)
  • Be interesting to see how the police deal with them. Won’t be easy for them by Jwills_elbow (Tue 24th Mar 2020 9:19pm)
  • I have an Xbox being delivered today. First time I’ve owned one in close to ten years. So excited. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 25th Mar 2020 9:46am)
  • Gears of war. Sports games. And GTA and red dead if I can get it. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 25th Mar 2020 10:42am)
  • You’re not allowed to work now? How many people did you work with? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 25th Mar 2020 11:38am)
  • Do you have enough stock to keep doing orders? It seems the delivery of goods is still allowed (have an Xbox arriving today) for the now. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 25th Mar 2020 1:47pm)
  • Maybe he smokes? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 25th Mar 2020 5:02pm)
  • Happy I patched Asda for Sainsbury’s by Jwills_elbow (Thu 26th Mar 2020 3:44pm)
  • Yeah it’s Friday....oh wait... by Jwills_elbow (Fri 27th Mar 2020 8:06am)
  • Things between me and my lodger are getting untenable. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 28th Mar 2020 11:43am)
  • Edgy. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 28th Mar 2020 2:15pm)
  • My Nextdoor is all quite civil. Disappointing by Jwills_elbow (Mon 30th Mar 2020 2:04pm)
  • I ate one packet of Jaffa cakes yesterday and dreamed about my ex. Not sure if related. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 1st Apr 2020 7:57am)
  • Is this no for the Twitter to show they’re out patrolling? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 1st Apr 2020 11:59am)
  • If you’re paying 800 a month for student halls mummy and daddy are very well off. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 7:19am)
  • Having been a student; one of the most important decisions is affordability of living costs. I’m sorry, but if you’ve picked accommodation you can’t afford your parents are either rich or you’re stupid. And the idea of university is to develop independent thinking. People who stupidly decide to live in these student pre-fabs need to take ownership of their own stupid decisions. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 8:49am)
  • I’m from a poor family and went to uni. I know a lot of people from low income families who went to uni. Sorry to break the narratives though. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 9:06am)
  • The Scottish government has done a lot to support people going into education. So no idea why the inaccurate post has so much praise either? Maybe it’s just cool to be like ‘down with the system man’. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 9:28am)
  • When I was a student; working part time with the bursary and loan (plus no paying council tax) I was fucking minted at points. Now I work full time own a home and seem to be counting my pennies now more than when I was at uni. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 9:57am)
  • If you’re working part time at uni and able to afford 800 pcm rent; then I don’t really think you need to be at uni. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 11:33am)
  • Here mate. He’s here to be the victim. Just patch him. Sets on the internet being outraged. Worst cunt! by Jwills_elbow (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 11:51am)
  • The point was students striking about paying extremely high rents. My point was students paying 700 a month rent are probably well looked after anyway. You’ve shifted it to all tenants and tried to argue on that point. My girlfriend used to do that. It’s fucking tedious. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 7:14pm)
  • Fucking yawn. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 2nd Apr 2020 11:58pm)
  • You should check out the pipe works. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 3rd Apr 2020 12:04am)
  • Who downvoted this? Uni is about figuring it out. Jeez this sub is something else. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 3rd Apr 2020 12:19am)
  • Yaassss. Bicep tonight. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 3rd Apr 2020 8:43am)
  • Pay as you go mate. Way forward. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 3rd Apr 2020 3:54pm)
  • All the weans by the look of it by Jwills_elbow (Fri 3rd Apr 2020 3:52pm)
  • Sick bars by Jwills_elbow (Fri 3rd Apr 2020 3:50pm)
  • I’ve went from 53 a month to a tenner. Mobile phone companies are cunts by Jwills_elbow (Sat 4th Apr 2020 12:01pm)
  • Went to Asda. I’m done with big supermarkets. Too many idiots not paying attention. On another note how has China has so few deaths? Must be a cover up eh? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 4th Apr 2020 12:23pm)
  • Cos it’s more expensive by Jwills_elbow (Sat 4th Apr 2020 12:24pm)
  • Didn’t Rustie not have a full down meltdown? by Jwills_elbow (Sun 5th Apr 2020 1:13pm)
  • Weather looks pish from my window. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 5th Apr 2020 1:12pm)
  • She’s stupid but the mob needs its pound of flesh. The mentality of people during this pandemic has been truly frightening. I’m a history graduate so I’m aware of how a national crisis can be used as a pretext to clamp down on personal freedoms. But the willingness of people to not only embrace; but to castigate and report on one another like the bloody Soviet Union has been really fucking eye opening. It’s not all bad; but mans need for its 2 minute hate and self preservation has kind of scared me. That with the hoarding has shocked me. And it’s Monday. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 6th Apr 2020 7:47am)
  • I understand that. Very classist. Lower classes stay in as you cannot be trusted. Upper classes do retreat to your second home as we can be trusted. I’m also unsure if the sun had the public interest at heart when they had a photographer following her about (or was this snapped by a neighbour?) It’s complicated. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 6th Apr 2020 9:26am)
  • Cheers oppo by Jwills_elbow (Mon 6th Apr 2020 9:51am)
  • I think what scares me most is the sun is now having an impact on public policy by having these people followed and publicly shaming them. I don’t think this news when it became public was of any public service at all. It’s a truth that maybe could have lied for a few months. But the sun in its need to whip up public hysteria went ahead and published it. Yes she’s a fucking moron for what she did. I don’t dispute that. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 6th Apr 2020 3:20pm)
  • Without armies of people dropping food on the streets currently will seagulls fuck off back to the sea? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 7th Apr 2020 8:25am)
  • Incel? Joking. It’s rhetorical. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 8th Apr 2020 8:02am)
  • It’s great doing this with someone who is OCD. Fucking marvellous. I’ll either get the virus or a stretch. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 8th Apr 2020 11:10am)
  • This. Too many people getting upset about things they can’t control. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 8th Apr 2020 1:29pm)
  • Love all the posts about neds and bams been wee neds and bams. They are neds and bams. What did you expect? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 11th Apr 2020 10:53am)
  • I’m with 02 and it’s wank. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 11th Apr 2020 7:53pm)
  • Thought the homeless were put up in hotels? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 11th Apr 2020 7:53pm)
  • I was out walking today and it was civil. Wrong thread? by Jwills_elbow (Sun 12th Apr 2020 8:44pm)
  • Fucking cyclists on pavements. Roads are dead. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 18th Apr 2020 1:48pm)
  • People make Glasgow 😍 by Jwills_elbow (Sat 18th Apr 2020 5:37pm)
  • There was a south side middle class barney in the shared back garden yesterday. It’s quite amusing watching posh people have it out with one another. Come off it Tristan. Chill man. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 19th Apr 2020 12:10pm)
  • This time last year it was lovely. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 21st Apr 2020 8:52am)
  • Judging by the traffic outside my flat yesterday you’d think lockdown has ended. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 7:49am)
  • I was looking at my window and there was a steady stream of traffic, couples, pals, people out with kids. Look they were all fleeing to the beach by Jwills_elbow (Wed 22nd Apr 2020 9:16am)
  • I too think I’m too good for TRNSMT... by Jwills_elbow (Fri 24th Apr 2020 3:09pm)
  • Wow. So artistic and creative. People make Glasgow. So proud! by Jwills_elbow (Sun 26th Apr 2020 1:15pm)
  • Was good seeing people showing their true colours when TRNSMT was cancelled. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 26th Apr 2020 1:19pm)
  • I thought I was Godzilla at ten. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 28th Apr 2020 7:55am)
  • According to this I’m right wing. I’ll have to remember that next time I vote. I keep forgetting. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 28th Apr 2020 1:57pm)
  • I wasn’t. But think: Every time someone says something that isn’t 100% pro that cause; and then they’re told they’re a right winger. Think to yourself; I’m i part of the reason so many people are actually shifting to the right? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 28th Apr 2020 3:08pm)
  • My first thought when I saw this post was is this even legal. I got tattoos when I was a teenager Ive regretted so changing gender at ten does not seem legal, ethical, or responsible. I honestly thought the post was a wind up when I first saw it. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 28th Apr 2020 3:51pm)
  • Never even knew that was possible. I wonder who has been slipping me the same drugs. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 28th Apr 2020 4:17pm)
  • When we can’t make light of any situations we become American. I’m against that. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 29th Apr 2020 9:10am)
  • Went for a walk into town last night. Dystopian is an understatement. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 1st May 2020 9:12am)
  • Router has been playing up all day... by Jwills_elbow (Fri 1st May 2020 9:11am)
  • They build cycle lanes in the south side of the city and I can’t say they’re great. Just because they can, doesn’t mean they can by Jwills_elbow (Fri 1st May 2020 12:42pm)
  • I live in the south side mate and plenty of English here. No issues. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 1st May 2020 6:34pm)
  • It remembers. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 3rd May 2020 3:45pm)
  • Fucking hell what a palava I had on they next bikes last night. Hired an e bike but the e part was not working. My trip was mainly downhill so just battered through. Coming back was up hill so hired a different e bike. Same issue. Dropped it off. Went to hire a normal bike. Wouldn’t let me. Called and said there was an issue at that station. Walked 20 minutes to the next station. Got a bike after a few attempts. Got back to my bit. Went to drop it off and return was rejected. Called and was told there was an issue so woman did it for me. Went to my flat and set off my alarm as I forgot the pin. What a night. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 5th May 2020 9:14am)
  • When I called they sort the issue straight away. I think last night was just a bad run. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 5th May 2020 12:16pm)
  • I didn’t want to risk a large fee as I was unable to return the bike. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 5th May 2020 4:39pm)
  • Around 2 to 20 degrees. Why not just say weather. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 6th May 2020 8:01am)
  • When the bar is that low who could ever be sad. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 6th May 2020 2:10pm)
  • I was out and other people were out. Sturgeon must condemn. Not me though as I’m special. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 7th May 2020 12:20pm)
  • Agreed. People who attack people and not their arguments should not be listened to. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 8th May 2020 5:54pm)
  • Well this is certainly different to the ‘I was out and I saw people other people out’ bitchfest that usually dominates these threads. But moaning about junkies been out? They’re junkies. They literally have one care in life. Is this sub just completely middle class now? by Jwills_elbow (Sat 9th May 2020 11:11am)
  • People made glasgow. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 11th May 2020 8:32am)
  • I’ve enjoyed watching our neighbours south of the border have a complete meltdown at Boris’s latest slogan. You get what you vote for. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 11th May 2020 9:20am)
  • Not on Twitter. Was watching Piers on television. Good input though. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 11th May 2020 12:02pm)
  • If that’s your budget why not just buy? But to answer the question, Queens Park was going through some rigorous gentrification prior to the shutdown. You’d get a lovely flat on that. Plenty of good pubs, ranging from pretentious to salt of the earth. The Queen’s Park cafe is my favourite pub and it’s a Celtic pub. Some nice cafes but nothing like you’ll be used to in the west end. The main question really is will all these places reopen? I’d recommend Queen’s Park over shawlands as it seems younger and had more bars. Shawlands is where you see the yummy mummys doing lunch, so more cafes etc. Also less car traffic passing through Queen’s Park than Shawlands, although you will have the Bollywood fast and furious on Victoria road due to the sweet shops at nights. I’d recommend the south as long as you’re not one of thee people make Glasgow people. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 12th May 2020 10:54am)
  • You move here hit me up and grab a beer. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 12th May 2020 12:33pm)
  • Top end of Vicky Road; Queens Drive; Albert Avenue and Prince Edward street. That general area up to Pollokshaws Road. Strathbungo and Govanhill I consider different areas as people are very protective of their area. Strictly speaking I’m Crosshill but say Govanhill for ease. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 12th May 2020 3:20pm)
  • People who are not from Glasgow yet Glasgae it up. Generally middle class do-gooders who only associate with their own breed. You’ll see them all in a working man’s pub, dressed the same; sounding the same; regardless of gender; crowding out the elder locals while 15 of them nurse 4 pints. Worst cunts. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 12th May 2020 3:26pm)
  • I feel a lot safer having a pint down this way opposed to Shawlands. Lots of weekend warriors drink up that way. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 12th May 2020 3:31pm)
  • Thought that was part of the makeup of it. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 12th May 2020 5:32pm)
  • Second this. They do a mean halloumi burger by Jwills_elbow (Thu 14th May 2020 7:40am)
  • Karma whore. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 14th May 2020 11:51am)
  • What’s a Karen? by Jwills_elbow (Thu 14th May 2020 5:33pm)
  • It’ll be rampant here soon enough then :D by Jwills_elbow (Thu 14th May 2020 10:09pm)
  • What did you binge? by Jwills_elbow (Fri 15th May 2020 10:16am)
  • This sub is incredibly snobby when it comes to football or the typical working class in general. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 18th May 2020 4:19pm)
  • 👋 by Jwills_elbow (Thu 21st May 2020 2:03pm)
  • Mostly west end going ons here. Disappointed in the south side addition. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 21st May 2020 3:07pm)
  • Cheers. Usually Venus up there innit? by Jwills_elbow (Fri 22nd May 2020 9:33am)
  • Put a * next to your club by Jwills_elbow (Fri 22nd May 2020 8:02pm)
  • *there by Jwills_elbow (Fri 22nd May 2020 8:01pm)
  • We by Jwills_elbow (Fri 22nd May 2020 8:01pm)
  • Should be chewing my face off. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 23rd May 2020 6:58pm)
  • I think it’s quite quiet down there. I used to live across the road and never had any issues. You do get the young team bouncing about outside the spar from time to time. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 24th May 2020 10:53pm)
  • It pops the air with a ring. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 27th May 2020 10:39am)
  • Best one was 2 to 20. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 27th May 2020 10:41am)
  • At least it’s no GBX by Jwills_elbow (Wed 27th May 2020 5:00pm)
  • Where abouts is this? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 27th May 2020 10:25pm)
  • UK tops coronavirus death rate rankings | Free to read https://www.ft.com/content/6b4c784e-c259-4ca4-9a82-648ffde71bf0?shareType=nongift by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th May 2020 6:58am)
  • Read this article this morning: UK tops coronavirus death rate rankings | Free to read https://www.ft.com/content/6b4c784e-c259-4ca4-9a82-648ffde71bf0?shareType=nongift This has entered criminal negligence now. Fuck jail, some of these cunts need to hang from lampposts. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th May 2020 7:10am)
  • Is 60,000 not high enough? by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th May 2020 9:01am)
  • This is the real travesty. Care homes became death camps. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th May 2020 9:34am)
  • The issue is not only did the UK have a jump start on the crisis compared to our European and Asian counterparts; we then went on to exceed them on deaths. This has been managed by people who believe they’re better than the advice and it has resulted in 60,000 deaths so far. This is what happens when you elect the Bullingdon club to run a country. It’s the arrogance of these people that pisses me off. They fuck things up and no doubt they’ll get away with it. But yeah, to answer your deep question, no idea. But cheers for the input. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th May 2020 10:13am)
  • I’m gobsmacked at the reaction that article has had on this thread. Okay my language was a bit much but the evidence points to us being the worst affected in Europe despite having more time to react. And thanks for making your point ever more so succinctly then me. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 28th May 2020 1:02pm)
  • I too like getting pissed myself. Tunes and Fifa. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th May 2020 10:03am)
  • I’ve used this lockdown to get into community. Always thought it looked goofy af but I honestly rank it up there with sunny and rick and morty. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th May 2020 10:21am)
  • What season you on? I started using it as background noise when I was working but it gets progressively crazier and darker. You can see a lot of Rick and Morty in season 3. Same creator. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th May 2020 1:47pm)
  • Halfway through season 3. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th May 2020 1:45pm)
  • I don’t mind that but I’ve never finished it. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th May 2020 1:54pm)
  • Season 1 was alright. Season much better and season 3 has been top class mostly. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th May 2020 1:55pm)
  • I gave it a bash and it felt too dated for me. I did bang out the last 4 season of Curb. Was in stitches. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th May 2020 3:29pm)
  • I value your input. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th May 2020 3:37pm)
  • Why? by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th May 2020 3:36pm)
  • Was there for a bit last night. Was peaceful and chilled. Had a few drinks. Felt like been on holiday by Jwills_elbow (Fri 29th May 2020 3:45pm)
  • Burnt. Turns out sun tan lotion expires. Ouch. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 31st May 2020 9:04am)
  • Anyone see that people are organising a black lives matter protest in George square? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 1st Jun 2020 9:00am)
  • Was it a dated bottle? I had the same issue. Means had been sitting in a cupboard for years. I won’t be leaving the flat for a while now. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 1st Jun 2020 9:41am)
  • It’s highly idiotic. Not doubt a few middle class White people who feel compelled to help those less fortunate than them by actually endangering them to give themselves a nice wee boost. These people need to be acquainted with the white mans burden. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 1st Jun 2020 12:07pm)
  • What they saying? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 1st Jun 2020 1:51pm)
  • I’ve been watching community recently and I’m going to say the vast majority people who attend this will be of the Britta type. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 2nd Jun 2020 11:22am)
  • Sturgeon must condemn? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 2nd Jun 2020 4:15pm)
  • Gentrification behold. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 3rd Jun 2020 5:28pm)
  • Is that mega daily drip thread finished? by Jwills_elbow (Thu 4th Jun 2020 7:46am)
  • Get in. And sorry. by Jwills_elbow (Thu 4th Jun 2020 12:25pm)
  • There is one in Govanhill and it’s open Thursday Friday and Saturday, I believe. Call them. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 5th Jun 2020 9:46am)
  • Neck beard by Jwills_elbow (Fri 5th Jun 2020 4:26pm)
  • Go you. #hero by Jwills_elbow (Sun 7th Jun 2020 10:03am)
  • These guys are very very expensive. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 8th Jun 2020 7:54am)
  • There’s your issue. You’ve lumped in general issues with the black lives matter movement. You’ve peppered some black issues into your diatribe but it’s more anti governmental / system. Nobody will deny issues exist in this country. But people are protesting in America as being black in that country can cost you your life. America is a horribly unjust racist unequal country and I’m not surprised the streets are burning. I think that country needs a huge change. What were the speakers at yesterday’s protest saying about issues in Glasgow? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 8th Jun 2020 8:49am)
  • I was quoted about 500/600 quid for custom made curtains for a bay window. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 8th Jun 2020 8:53am)
  • K. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 8th Jun 2020 9:05am)
  • How high by Jwills_elbow (Mon 8th Jun 2020 10:35am)
  • The racism I grew up was more anti Asian then anti black. The colloquial term for news agent workers was less then pleasant. You know what I mean. It has slowly moved from the common tongue although I do hear it a lot from the older generations who use it matter of factly. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 8th Jun 2020 2:42pm)
  • What kind of job is that? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 8th Jun 2020 8:47pm)
  • Imagine spending your existence poking holes in random words on the internet. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 9th Jun 2020 3:18pm)
  • Be gone troll! by Jwills_elbow (Tue 9th Jun 2020 7:14pm)
  • I want one by Jwills_elbow (Wed 10th Jun 2020 3:53pm)
  • Is there actual chat of removing the statue? by Jwills_elbow (Fri 12th Jun 2020 10:05am)
  • Be gone troll. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 14th Jun 2020 7:08pm)
  • Harsh mate. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 14th Jun 2020 9:39pm)
  • Sure was a hot one yesterday. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 15th Jun 2020 6:53am)
  • Decent 6 years ago. It is not a shit show now or has it been redeemed? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 15th Jun 2020 6:56am)
  • Where in the south side? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 15th Jun 2020 5:55pm)
  • Queens Drive pre-fabs? Think that map might be dated... by Jwills_elbow (Thu 18th Jun 2020 2:02pm)
  • I tried deleting this app as I’m sick of watching people turn on each other. I find it really scary the thought police and complete lack of critical thinking that dominates this sub. At the same time I missed the Scottish football sub. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 21st Jun 2020 4:50pm)
  • No it’s just extremism. If you’re not 100% for one side you’re 100% for the other. I see false dichotomies like this all over Reddit. It’s tiresome and so intellectually devoid. I assume this is what Twitter is like. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 21st Jun 2020 5:59pm)
  • Around maxwell Park could be quiet. Fairly large roads too. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 23rd Jun 2020 9:53am)
  • Too early. Could be someone just parted with reality. The Reading stabbing sounded to me like someone whose psychologically snapped but reported as a terror incident by Jwills_elbow (Fri 26th Jun 2020 3:38pm)
  • Terrorism usually implies some political agenda. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 26th Jun 2020 4:02pm)
  • I knew one guy was gay but didn’t know they were all gay. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 26th Jun 2020 4:20pm)
  • Amazing in how a constant news cycle we can still get things wrong by Jwills_elbow (Sat 27th Jun 2020 10:31am)
  • Go private if you can. I found my flat years ago on Gumtree and had a good relationship with the landlord. Agencies are skimmers. They offer nothing by Jwills_elbow (Tue 30th Jun 2020 10:06am)
  • Why you in so long? by Jwills_elbow (Thu 2nd Jul 2020 11:04am)
  • I’d just like to add - I saw someone singing their praises in another site. Had a quick scan of their website and thought they seemed a decent company. by Jwills_elbow (Sat 4th Jul 2020 9:34am)
  • Mad in what sense? by Jwills_elbow (Sun 5th Jul 2020 11:48am)
  • I think moving from a south side middle class bubble to Castlemilk could be a bit of a culture shock. They’ll be areas you can’t walk in, especially at nighttime. The specific area might be okay but you’ll be pretty close to deprived areas. You’ll also not have any local boozers, shops etc. The Castlemilk shopping centre has its fair share of drama. I think there was a hit and run last year involving some kids. Still a lot of drug dealers in the area at a high level so they’ll be sporadic high level crime. See above point. To surmise, you can’t polish a turd. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 6th Jul 2020 10:20am)
  • Imagine trying to enjoy a beer and some cunt keeps shoving a camera in your face! by Jwills_elbow (Tue 7th Jul 2020 11:29am)
  • I can pick out a few faces by Jwills_elbow (Tue 7th Jul 2020 11:51am)
  • Love a wee passive aggressive ‘mate’. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 7th Jul 2020 12:14pm)
  • You the MVP George. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 8th Jul 2020 12:48pm)
  • I’d like to see a reputable source back this up before we descend with the pitchforks. But if true, the cunt has just used sentiment to scam a dickload of cash. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 8th Jul 2020 3:36pm)
  • You believe it? I know outrage is the currency of today but maybe he’s telling the truth. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 8th Jul 2020 3:57pm)
  • Sometimes I think just delete the internet from my phone. It’s such a mind fuck. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 8th Jul 2020 4:04pm)
  • Gentrification mate. I thank the stars I bought my flat 3 years ago when I had just secured a steady job and before the south side started popping off. I’d dread trying to buy a flat here now. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 10th Jul 2020 9:35am)
  • DELETED Maybe it’s the south side run off. People who can’t afford the west end look south side. People who can’t afford south side looking that way. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 10th Jul 2020 1:56pm)
  • Not if it’s Alison street or westmoreland. Too many risks by Jwills_elbow (Fri 10th Jul 2020 2:05pm)
  • I agree mate. This sub is in a perpetual state of outrage. It’s boring. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 12th Jul 2020 8:52pm)
  • Where you get the candles from? by Jwills_elbow (Mon 13th Jul 2020 8:28pm)
  • This is my secret walking route. Shush by Jwills_elbow (Tue 14th Jul 2020 2:00pm)
  • Don’t worry. Once gentrification is completed all the ‘weegies’ will be forced out and we’ll be able to enjoy our IPAs without they Gerry Cinnamon, sectarian-loving, rough, sounding cunts. #peoplemakeglasgow by Jwills_elbow (Thu 16th Jul 2020 7:12am)
  • Good bot by Jwills_elbow (Thu 16th Jul 2020 9:52am)
  • I agree mate. I first read it as a wind up. I think it shows there are few actual Glasgwegians on this sub as Glaswegians I know would shoot this down as a piss take. by Jwills_elbow (Mon 20th Jul 2020 1:52pm)
  • This is another wind up by Jwills_elbow (Mon 20th Jul 2020 1:56pm)
  • 💦 by Jwills_elbow (Tue 21st Jul 2020 11:22am)
  • Was this sub ever funny? It seems to be an incredible serious information page these days. I faintly remember it been a laugh 4-5 years ago. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 21st Jul 2020 11:25am)
  • I think the Scottish football page peaked at the weekend. Is this what awaits? by Jwills_elbow (Tue 21st Jul 2020 12:16pm)
  • Battlefield Framers. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 22nd Jul 2020 1:17pm)
  • Is that him who killed himself? by Jwills_elbow (Wed 22nd Jul 2020 3:09pm)
  • Maybe get this pinned? I won’t be joining as I think you’re a bunch of insufferable cunts but I’d imagine there is a lot of people here who would like this? The above was a joke... by Jwills_elbow (Thu 23rd Jul 2020 12:17pm)
  • Why not Britta Blue by Jwills_elbow (Sat 25th Jul 2020 9:49am)
  • Searched for this sub on the desk top. Is the motto for this sub Reddit actually let Glasgow flourish? What hipster butterfly chasing nonce came up with that haha by Jwills_elbow (Sun 26th Jul 2020 11:19am)
  • Jeez so it has. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 26th Jul 2020 11:47am)
  • Get a cat. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 29th Jul 2020 8:39am)
  • This sub is falling off a cliff. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 31st Jul 2020 8:00am)
  • It’s just people asking: hey, moving to Glasgow.... by Jwills_elbow (Fri 31st Jul 2020 8:39am)
  • You okay mate? Predictions for Sunday? by Jwills_elbow (Fri 31st Jul 2020 8:53am)
  • Please elaborate? by Jwills_elbow (Fri 31st Jul 2020 8:55am)
  • You’ve covered the monotonous Queen’s Park vortex. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 31st Jul 2020 9:30am)
  • Think the issue is the echo chamber of Reddit. I read through that thread and it’s people just validating each other. So they start thinking they’re genuine victims of abuse and hatred. I’ve worked down England and got some shit for been Scottish. Some of it light hearted and some of it was serious. The world isn’t perfect. Move on. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 31st Jul 2020 2:57pm)
  • Call me old school but have you tried speaking to them? The south side is hardly huge. by Jwills_elbow (Tue 4th Aug 2020 4:27pm)
  • How big is big and tall for? I’ve always wanted to go in for a laugh but I’m 5’7-3/4 so I’d imagine they’d pick me up and throw me out. by Jwills_elbow (Wed 5th Aug 2020 4:47pm)
  • It’s not cheap. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 7th Aug 2020 10:28am)
  • You could get a return you just had to explicitly ask for it. Almost like it’s under the counter. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 7th Aug 2020 10:53am)
  • It’s been a few years since I rode the bus regularly. For months I was buying all day tickets or two singles then someone said you can buy a return. I used to get some funny looks off the driver but I did used to get returns. They must have curtailed it a while ago. I was speaking from personal experience. No idea why I’ve been downvoted. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 7th Aug 2020 5:30pm)
  • Deary me. No wonder this sub is a circle jerk of the supposedly disenfranchised. I said could. Could is past tense. If I said ‘can’ that would mean present. My comment was historically speaking. Put your pitchfork away ruffians. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 7th Aug 2020 9:36pm)
  • It was obvious if you could read intelligently. This sub is people playing the victim in between playing dungeons and dragons. I embrace your pitchfork. Get it right up there ya if it makes you feel better. Away and upvote a picture of a puddle in the toon. by Jwills_elbow (Fri 7th Aug 2020 10:03pm)
  • Hold your tongue heathen! by Jwills_elbow (Sat 8th Aug 2020 12:28pm)
  • And now you’ve probably directed more traffic to him. But thanks. by Jwills_elbow (Sun 9th Aug 2020 12:15pm)