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badolfshitler

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  • They sort-of tried that several years ago by employing 'Litter Police' in the city centre, but then they started capturing and fining people for accidental littering (a reciept falling unknowingly from a pocket as you take your phone out, etc.) and everybody complained, and well, they're no longer a thing. Fuck paying 50 quid for a complete accident. by badolfshitler (Wed 24th Mar 2021 1:54pm)
  • I recently ordered from them for the first time and it was the shittest pizza I've had in a decade :( by badolfshitler (Fri 7th May 2021 3:59am)
  • [Everybody hated that] by badolfshitler (Tue 1st Jun 2021 8:54pm)
  • Bit unwelcome though if you're a depressive alcoholic and fast food gets you through the day, week or month. Keep taxing us, that'll totally help alcoholics like myself who can't buy anything like new clothes or sometimes food because of our addictions. Just fuck us over some more, that'll definitely help us not to just kill ourselves. Or is that preferred? by badolfshitler (Tue 1st Jun 2021 9:10pm)
  • Just burn down the church by badolfshitler (Sun 27th Jun 2021 2:05pm)
  • I'd rather have full-blown AIDS than drink in the Toby Jug. by badolfshitler (Tue 3rd Aug 2021 10:31pm)
  • Fair point. I'll get a round in by badolfshitler (Wed 4th Aug 2021 1:18am)
  • Pretty sure he's not wanting to pay if he's doing what he's doing like that. He literally just has no game and wants his hole. by badolfshitler (Thu 12th Aug 2021 1:20am)
  • shut it, ya fan-ny by badolfshitler (Tue 19th Oct 2021 11:23pm)
  • That ending was satisfying as fuck. by badolfshitler (Sun 31st Oct 2021 1:10pm)
  • Wean's World was a stoater too. I think it's gone now though. by badolfshitler (Sat 4th Dec 2021 10:30pm)
  • Aw fuck... I'm going to have to break the news to my maw. Wish me luck boys by badolfshitler (Wed 19th Jan 2022 12:36pm)
  • Dr. Kieran Bong, yep. I got my armpits botoxed there years ago for hyperhidrosis. Don't know why you're being downvoted lol by badolfshitler (Sun 10th Apr 2022 6:52pm)
  • Park Road, I think. Nice wee shop. by badolfshitler (Wed 20th Jul 2022 4:54pm)
  • My favourite place to buy fruit is World Foods, an Indian shop just off Pollokshaws Road on the edge of Govanhill. There are several varieties of dates (Iranian dates and Medjool are the best), good juicy tangerines/oranges/clementines, fresh peaches and plums, and some more exotic stock. The whole place is a hidden gem, I highly recommend it for fresh produce, teas, spices and kitchenware. by badolfshitler (Wed 20th Jul 2022 5:01pm)
  • Butane Betty! by badolfshitler (Tue 26th Jul 2022 11:21pm)
  • No way man. There's a wee woman in her (maybe) 40's around Cathcart Rd that buzzes gas in the doorways, and I named her Butane Betty. Great minds and all that. She's possibly not alive now. by badolfshitler (Tue 26th Jul 2022 11:21pm)
  • Cars are shite, I agree.. more funding needs to be put towards public transport and cycle lanes for the sake of mitigating CO2 emissions. But it's not exactly GTA on the streets here, calm doon. by badolfshitler (Mon 1st Aug 2022 10:17pm)
  • That's fair does tbh. Enjoy ur night, I'm pished now mate. by badolfshitler (Mon 1st Aug 2022 11:43pm)
  • Wit mate by badolfshitler (Sat 6th Aug 2022 10:36pm)
  • The man's going places. Got to hand it him, every cunt knows who he is now. by badolfshitler (Sun 7th Aug 2022 3:11pm)
  • Please disclose anyway by badolfshitler (Mon 8th Aug 2022 2:58pm)
  • >Lazy fucks >Drive to get your food Goodyin. Also I don't drive. by badolfshitler (Mon 22nd Aug 2022 12:41am)
  • They do! And I'm a bit too old to skate around them now :( . I miss being roughly 16 years younger. by badolfshitler (Wed 7th Sep 2022 1:27am)
  • Me too. The feng shui was pish by badolfshitler (Wed 7th Sep 2022 1:39am)
  • Jordanhill massive by badolfshitler (Wed 7th Sep 2022 1:37am)
  • The Yoker. by badolfshitler (Sat 17th Sep 2022 11:38pm)
  • I fucking cannot stand Susan Calman. by badolfshitler (Wed 28th Sep 2022 12:13am)
  • It's one of the gayest things that's ever existed, including the ancient Greeks by badolfshitler (Wed 28th Sep 2022 12:17am)
  • No-one must speak of 'that place' in here... by badolfshitler (Fri 4th Nov 2022 12:21am)
  • Nah man I'm good, I'm gonna make some cunt's lungs my home 👍 by badolfshitler (Fri 4th Nov 2022 12:26am)
  • The arena in Queen's Park is quite chill, and flat. Also it has steps to grind and the platform doubles as a manny pad. Also there's a wee metal skate park nearby at the Queen's Park recreational grounds. Hope that helps! by badolfshitler (Tue 8th Nov 2022 4:59pm)
  • Ah, Phillies - I've been there before actually. Not heard of Linen but I'll have a look online. Thank you, those are good suggestions by badolfshitler (Sun 13th Nov 2022 7:04pm)
  • I think Rum Shack will be too pokey for a big squad tbh, but thank you for chipping in. I'll see if there's anything on downstairs actually, could be sound. Cheers. by badolfshitler (Sun 13th Nov 2022 7:06pm)
  • Oh, fair does. Although it takes bookings for 25 munters, so that's good enough for us. But we'll very likely not end up there judging by the group chat. Thanks for the head's-up. by badolfshitler (Sun 13th Nov 2022 8:23pm)
  • Are you the bouncer? I've got my ID by badolfshitler (Sun 13th Nov 2022 8:43pm)
  • The Shed could be a laugh actually. Never been - I'm imagining it's either townies en masse or just straight-up Phoenix Nights though. Cheers! by badolfshitler (Sun 13th Nov 2022 11:32pm)
  • Sounds like Kelvingroove - They're shit-hot by badolfshitler (Wed 16th Nov 2022 11:30pm)
  • Yeah. Simple as fuck, fast, cheap and should keep the teens happy. by badolfshitler (Thu 17th Nov 2022 11:56am)
  • What did you actually get, out of interest? I've always been curious, but just guessed: shitey soup n bread, birdseye chicken, chips n peas and a wee ice cream for dessert. by badolfshitler (Thu 17th Nov 2022 4:26pm)
  • You were doing god's work brother. Thank u for your service. by badolfshitler (Thu 17th Nov 2022 6:30pm)
  • Was it a banger of a shite at least? We need to know by badolfshitler (Thu 17th Nov 2022 7:24pm)
  • Sounds like a banger of a shite man, very happy for you :) Thanks for the various lengths by badolfshitler (Thu 17th Nov 2022 7:40pm)
  • I'm not up on my astronomy anymore, but isn't Venus the brightest of the planets? (As in, against the night sky) by badolfshitler (Mon 28th Nov 2022 1:39am)
  • Seemed quite yellow, but I was outside the pub to be fair. Thank you :) by badolfshitler (Mon 28th Nov 2022 1:36am)
  • Uranus is an arsehole tbf by badolfshitler (Mon 28th Nov 2022 1:53am)
  • Absolutely correct. Planets within our solar (star!) System are much, much closer to Earth than stars are. There is much less cosmic interference when the source is so close. So if a shiny body in the sky stays static, and doesn't flicker like a flame, it means that it's a lot closer to Earth than a star is and the light reaching us isn't being fucked with from cosmic dust and whatnot on its way to our eyes. I think anyway, I'm now pure pished. by badolfshitler (Mon 28th Nov 2022 1:51am)
  • So based on the many intriguing comments... Mars? Seems kinda Mars-y 👍 by badolfshitler (Mon 28th Nov 2022 2:03am)
  • Jesus christ... that's not getting fixed any time soon. Fuck. by badolfshitler (Tue 24th Jan 2023 6:00pm)
  • Yass by badolfshitler (Tue 24th Jan 2023 6:58pm)
  • The Hydro having no water is deliciously ironic. by badolfshitler (Tue 24th Jan 2023 7:00pm)
  • I've lived here for about 5 years now and it's mad how much of an actual bin it's become. by badolfshitler (Sun 16th Apr 2023 3:50pm)
  • Goodyin 👍 by badolfshitler (Sun 16th Apr 2023 8:49pm)
  • It's good fun going through and seeing people calling out the shite paid job offers. by badolfshitler (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 6:16pm)
  • Pawn Without Purpose... yeah, that's familiar. Who are you again? Pls by badolfshitler (Sun 23rd Apr 2023 12:46am)
  • The Centre For Therapy on Sauchiehall St is pretty good, it's private but affordable (20 quid for me per session), I've just started counselling there and it feels positive. Best of luck. by badolfshitler (Tue 25th Apr 2023 3:34am)
  • "Tell your daughter that I’m really sorry... that she won’t be getting any more kebabs, Barred!" by badolfshitler (Mon 15th May 2023 11:11pm)
  • Tap's oan lads by badolfshitler (Fri 16th Jun 2023 8:44pm)
  • What's the other yin? by badolfshitler (Fri 16th Jun 2023 8:42pm)