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competing with the fitba? Ballsy by cunteditup (Tue 22nd Mar 2022 9:48am)

echo previous comment about dogs trust. i adopted my (fucking massive) boy from a branch down south a few years ago and a factor really helped me take the plunge with a hardwork dug was the the frank and factual 'report cards' from his foster homes. Things like "likes fish, hates flat nosed breeds, dislikes tall men" were all invaluble insights. A dog that hasnt been evaluated in a home enviroment is ofcourse more of an unknown risk and that will put many people off older, bigger, less popular breed of dogs. &#x200B; You get a short term wee pal, dug gets out of jail for abit, new owners get important insights as to the dugs character n foibles. itsa win-win-win. by cunteditup (Wed 23rd Mar 2022 1:50am)

The very first sentence of the article discredits it a wee bit, no? by cunteditup (Fri 25th Mar 2022 4:50pm)

Not a single brutality complaint against him, isnt a sarcy cunt to citizens, never been seen at a lodge, doesnt have a football team, no terrified wife at home and literally not a rascist bone in his body. Better polis than we humble wee folk deserve imo. Am greetin noo, hes some man. by cunteditup (Sun 27th Mar 2022 10:23am)

The joii app is good for this type o shite by cunteditup (Wed 30th Mar 2022 11:20pm)

Aye but if it was Paisley they wouldve stabbed it too by cunteditup (Thu 31st Mar 2022 11:56am)

Aw the litterbugs got slashes mate yassss by cunteditup (Thu 31st Mar 2022 1:00pm)

Dont question it unless you want to be seen as part of the problem and you dont want to be seen as part of the problem unless you want cancelled. What a liberating world to be in. Feel liberated yet? No? Well you must be part of the problem.... by cunteditup (Sat 2nd Apr 2022 9:21pm)

Good bot by cunteditup (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 9:23am)

Aye but are you a catholic neutral or a protestant neutral? by cunteditup (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 9:22am)

"29 June 2005, Edith McAlinden was sentenced to life imprisonment with an understanding that she is to serve her prison sentence until at least 2018. John McAlinden and Jamie Gray were each given a minimum tariff of 12 years." Out now. Wow. by cunteditup (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 9:34am)

A fair question, should you care to divulge, is whats your budget? What do you require from an area? Will you need to commute to work and what method will you use? For my own reasons i really value tranqulity, my partner values being close to ammenities, we both needed to be as certain as possible of some resale value incase anything explodes in future as we dont come from money so counterintuatively went for Giffnock. Expensive, aye, but we got lucky on a flat that needed work and could just about stretch (with watering eyes) to it after 2 years saving like bastards. But before we figured that one out i was convinced our budget would be alot lower so i had studied the fuck outve all the commuter towns n settled on paisley being probably the best value for money, under 150k, in the country in my opinon. by cunteditup (Sun 3rd Apr 2022 9:49am)

Get tae fuck. by cunteditup (Tue 5th Apr 2022 10:20pm)

DELETED I moved here from manchester in december and im finding it impossible to find somewhere to buy weed, which i genuinely use to self medicate a couple of issues. Pure academicly here; im i just old or a shitebag? Down there, You can literally ask anybody who smells of weed for their dudes number and its passed on as liberally as herpes..most beer gardens on a sunny day will be hoaching with it and every wee bam in a corsa will drop a bens to your door. Glasgow seems cagier and im wondering if thats to do with more aggressive police or whatnot? I asked a lad who was blazing at a train station and he denied knowing what weed was 😅. I must be the shortest undercover cop in scotland, wasting my time for a spliff? I respect his choice in the matter but fml Whatever your drug of chocie, we all need a more civilized system than we have now. I dont want to deal with seedy characters or dangerous situations im pushing 40, disabled and want to be past all the drama. by cunteditup (Mon 11th Apr 2022 1:08pm)

DELETED Oh i dont have an english accent. i grew up here (well, paisley). I simply fucked off when i was old enough to and only came back recently. i understand entirely what you are saying, my point is entirely that asking random wee guys out n about in manchester will 9/10 times get you a phone number (on atleast a dozen occassions, that wee guy wouldve been me) so theres evidently a slightly different culture when it comes to buying. i did say i respect said little dudes descion to play coy, i just lament he felt the need. &#x200B; asking somebody you know is always preferable but i dont know anybody north of salford. im middle aged, badly arthritic and quite comfortably past the making pals stage of life; so overall my contention is that we are long overdue an adult and legal system of distribution where your not relying on knowing people or trusting strangers to give you the beni of the doubt. my drug of choice is relatively benign but these dynamics surely play out the same if your grannie got a sudden hankerin for some horse. by cunteditup (Mon 11th Apr 2022 2:04pm)

west end is better for a day visit than the city center. get the subway to hillhead. people are generall much friendlier than this sub suggests so dont hesitate to ask cunts for directions or chat to cunts you meet. enjoy your day by cunteditup (Wed 13th Apr 2022 3:23pm)

Paid hr in giffnock. Aye you pay more for giffnock but not needing that extra cash made it worth it plus our resale value isnt at the whims of where is trendy as there will always be a market here due to the schools. Look just outside where all the trendy kids are squandering daddys money and you will find fairer value. by cunteditup (Wed 13th Apr 2022 5:20pm)

"Oh i remember" lews in paisley done the german army tops for 50p. Last time i seen on for sale it was 25 quid n deffo not the real thing. Grumble grumble in ma day grumble by cunteditup (Wed 13th Apr 2022 8:27pm)

People with your mindset are quite welcome to it by cunteditup (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 7:02pm)

I lives in Manchester for 20 year. Loved it to bits for probably 18 of those. Id still say that hands down liverpool is much more like glasgow than manchester is. by cunteditup (Fri 22nd Apr 2022 8:43pm)

A fine elk, mason, communist and president of the gay and lesbian alliance. by cunteditup (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 12:01am)

To the comments who claim i made all this up 1) whythefuck? 2) it brings forward so many assumptions about your individual life experiences and expectations, these bizare refusals to accept a happy moment happened and indeed instead some cunts just came onto reddit to lie to you today cos fooling you is an achievement no doubt. But guan your wee selves for being too cool to be taken in by the notion a geriatric man was pleased to see a dog and a middle aged man was warmed by witnessing it. Wish i was pure hard like that 👽 by cunteditup (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 12:00am)

Not a direct answer to your question but look into loqbox its like a reverse loan, you pay 20 a month for a year and then you get your money back but it stsrts showing up on your credit file as loan repayments from your first payment so should help your situ generally i hope by cunteditup (Sat 23rd Apr 2022 12:52am)

so what is it your studying then pal? by cunteditup (Sun 24th Apr 2022 9:22pm)

>handfasting thats what i dae for lent by cunteditup (Thu 28th Apr 2022 10:56pm)

Not about fitba tho isit. its about this cunt being a wank/mental and using fitba as his vessel. Cunts dont get mental on a saturday night cos "dancing" or abuse their spouses cos "marrige". Some people just need to be wanks in public in public. Football is about one of the best things about life for alot of people in this part and in parts far flung and a wankstain here or there will never dilute that. Dont even care what side he is on, even if he was from the other side fae me id still call him a latching on fuckmuppet. Scunner him by joining in? gie it yalday with the spoons and make up your own lyrics. You never know, you might just save him from somebody else giving him the reaction hes after. by cunteditup (Sun 1st May 2022 3:28pm)

Well, it all depends on whose supporters flung it ye see...... by cunteditup (Sun 1st May 2022 8:05pm)

Aye all very good but ur ye Catholic Milton Keynes or Protestant Milton Keynes? by cunteditup (Sun 1st May 2022 8:23pm)

Your efforts are appreciated. by cunteditup (Mon 2nd May 2022 3:45pm)

Good for them by cunteditup (Mon 2nd May 2022 5:45pm)

>insure a good seat I reckon that ensure. I would shudder to think what Direct Line would qoute to insure my good seat as my arsehole is worth millions alone by cunteditup (Tue 10th May 2022 10:50am)

because the mortgage companies want some margin for their risk. Surely a sign of froth by cunteditup (Tue 10th May 2022 10:21pm)

This one. The taxi will drop you off directly outside the train station, there are lifts taking you to the platform if any of your party are too auld/young/pished for stairs. The trains are regular, fairly priced and not horrible boneshakers on that line. I really resent the notion of visitors being confronted by taxi fares right now, save some pounds to spend on the rest of our economy plz. Platform 4 you want. by cunteditup (Tue 10th May 2022 11:12pm)

TW: this comment mentions the lib dems. Lib Dem guy saying "whatever michael gove had for breakfast this morning, im sure we would legalise it" has to be one of the funniest interventions ive stumbled across in quite awhile. still wont vote for you, but atleast one is a funny guy (or has a funny staffer) so things might start perking up i guess. by cunteditup (Wed 11th May 2022 1:00pm)

See, i was correct to trigger warn this. I was too old and weathered to fall for that pish in 2010 but, living in england, i witnessed far too many 'sensible' friends be seduced by that patter. I dont think theyll ever be a force in Scotland again after the revelations about Swinson drowing squirells. The did have a convicted domestic abuser as candidate in local elections in east ren just there, tried to give it the "its not central office, its local parties who select candidates" line when the DR went front page on it. Typical shitebag lack of principles from people to scared to admit to themselves that they are tories, essentially. by cunteditup (Wed 11th May 2022 4:50pm)

this is further confusion for the "read the title wrong" brigade btw by cunteditup (Wed 11th May 2022 5:21pm)

me three, i think i need to spend a little less time on that other site maybe by cunteditup (Wed 11th May 2022 5:20pm)

what if it smells of hash, does that change the picture? by cunteditup (Thu 12th May 2022 12:49pm)

Budget? I live Giffnock (east ren council but extremely close to the city) but its not the cheapest. I love it though, peaceful and great for dugs. by cunteditup (Thu 12th May 2022 4:16pm)

that *should* see you sorted in east ren. We paid just shy of 2 for a 3 bed flat. Good luck pal, hope you find a nice home by cunteditup (Thu 12th May 2022 4:33pm)

making new friends is a hard grind*r* by cunteditup (Thu 12th May 2022 10:41pm)

no, r/glasgow is exactly the place for this whingebag shite by cunteditup (Sun 15th May 2022 2:45pm)

People on this sub give away their real feelings in the language they use in these situation. They didnt pay 40% over HR to have oinks en masse assemble a handful of times a year. Police scotland issued a statement. Less arrests than a friday night in paisley. https://www.scotland.police.uk/what-s-happening/news/2022/may/police-scotland-statement-following-celtic-supporters-gathering-in-glasgow/?s=09 by cunteditup (Sun 15th May 2022 3:07pm)

half the polis are Celtic fans? Are you new here? by cunteditup (Sun 15th May 2022 11:59pm)

isthatafact aye? have a nice night pal. by cunteditup (Mon 16th May 2022 12:03am)

depends where theyve been lead to by cunteditup (Wed 18th May 2022 11:48pm)

Jayy. see but there was a cunt in my school called John Paul that everybody pronunced "jai-pee". that kinda flung me for awhile. by cunteditup (Mon 23rd May 2022 11:17am)

THERE ARE...4..LIGHTS!!!! by cunteditup (Thu 26th May 2022 6:52pm)

"whatever I hate that crowd so thats a no go" Stop that right now young man. You are young, you should go out into the world with an open mind willing to be influenced, inspired, shaped moulded and shagged by all the technicolour rainbow that life has to offer. Do what youve never done before, learn what you fear, know what you love, let life take you on the rubber dinghy rapid ride that if your story. take the drugs, kiss the girl, punch the bouncer and never have a closed mind cos you can be sure that no matter what you do, no mater where you are, your gonna hit 35 and hate *every crowd in the world* so stop being in a rush by cunteditup (Sun 29th May 2022 11:06pm)

Thatcher. by cunteditup (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 1:46pm)

>indeed one that I might be prepared to pay a couple extra quid for. enough of that patter mate by cunteditup (Thu 2nd Jun 2022 7:04pm)

the lines are open its just the trains that are shut by cunteditup (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 11:22am)

Whenever I feel my accent dying out, I have an umlaut for breakfast by cunteditup (Mon 6th Jun 2022 5:15pm)

Hash by cunteditup (Wed 8th Jun 2022 10:51am)

it has its ups and downs by cunteditup (Wed 8th Jun 2022 2:08pm)

Transpennine cancelled every train between manchester and glasgow today, at about half eleven last night. Honestly has to be the 7th or 8th time theyve done this to me since i moved between the two cities in December. Its a national joke by cunteditup (Fri 17th Jun 2022 1:01pm)

reminds me of this old pearl of wisdom of years gone; "maybe if you dae a jobbie, martin, yer mummy could wipe yer arse for ye, martin" by cunteditup (Wed 29th Jun 2022 11:18pm)

>weirdly chavvy now. ur a toilet by cunteditup (Sun 3rd Jul 2022 1:41am)

i wasnt in Glasgow but gear was a small but important aspect in my descion to chuck the bar tending game after near 20 year. amongst punters and staff, its endemic. by cunteditup (Mon 4th Jul 2022 2:03pm)

get queer tattoed on your knuckles by cunteditup (Fri 8th Jul 2022 1:16am)

>looking for Gary mate I once had a mad gang round everyday looking for linda. was some hue and cry by cunteditup (Fri 8th Jul 2022 5:45pm)

probably better asking this in the morning mate, bit late for questions like were aw in fucking new york or something by cunteditup (Fri 8th Jul 2022 10:49pm)

och i thought this was to do with something else, what a pain in the balls by cunteditup (Sun 10th Jul 2022 7:00pm)

stand at the four corners offering out square goes to passers by by cunteditup (Sun 17th Jul 2022 7:10pm)

how much wood would this wood chopper chop if this wood chopper could chop wood? by cunteditup (Sun 17th Jul 2022 9:38pm)

Best place to find Buddies is in Paisley afaik by cunteditup (Sun 17th Jul 2022 9:47pm)

been too long since this cunt had a b-jai by cunteditup (Mon 18th Jul 2022 10:19am)

old smiddy confirmed, i gave them a fb and the responded affirmative by cunteditup (Mon 18th Jul 2022 12:23pm)

bare fucked mayte by cunteditup (Mon 18th Jul 2022 12:26pm)

worst thing about them is all the grannies thinking their fucking untouchable by cunteditup (Mon 18th Jul 2022 1:16pm)

yeah i got murdered there by cunteditup (Wed 20th Jul 2022 2:23pm)

ah dont speak to polis by cunteditup (Wed 20th Jul 2022 4:32pm)

experience, fear and cynicism shape my political views and I view idealists/ideologues as dangerous brats. by cunteditup (Thu 21st Jul 2022 2:21pm)

My partner isnt london, shes yorkshire, and she moved up here with me because I wanted to move home, not to take advantage of any market conditions. Unless there is something she isnt telling me, everyone has been lovely to her. But reading some of the comments here, id be concerned by the notion that she would be seen as gentrifier and shown hostility by some. And by concerned I mean id kick your fucking cunt in. OP: cmon up, make yourself at home, be nice and people will be lovely back. by cunteditup (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 10:56am)

wi fuckin machine guns? by cunteditup (Fri 22nd Jul 2022 5:25pm)

he only really wants one thing those 6 lovely counties back where they belong by cunteditup (Sun 24th Jul 2022 11:52pm)

Its no fire you need to worry about is carbon monoxide, its a silent killer you wouldnae know if you were dying right now. Nighty night x by cunteditup (Tue 26th Jul 2022 12:18am)

which are both close to arden, incase that wasnt obv sorry by cunteditup (Thu 28th Jul 2022 9:08pm)

I dont know much about the area but I can add that thornliebank and (i think but you'll wannna check) are priesthill are two of the shockingly few train stations with step free access to both platfroms (im looking for somewhere for my mum to retire to so thats a personal priority). by cunteditup (Thu 28th Jul 2022 9:07pm)

They cannae do that. Id be taking pics of reg plates n such. Doubt id go as far as to actually grass but cmon to fuck. Ive got inflamatory arthritis so as much as you might not tell looking at me, I utterly rely on having back up plans for getting home if im feeling exhausted by being out n about. The notion that I cant, prevents me from doing things. And thats me relatively young and relatively mobile, imagine being an auld cunt. by cunteditup (Sat 30th Jul 2022 12:10am)

Got cushies, a pair of magpies and a wee lone robin that turn up daily since i was daft enough to start feeding them, southside by cunteditup (Sun 31st Jul 2022 12:27am)

im a kinda salmoney pink, am ah awrite? cunts. by cunteditup (Sun 31st Jul 2022 10:53am)

Fuck. I'm not easily shockable atall but shit me. Im not a hang n flog em type either but these cunts need to be killed. Im not generally into trigger warnings either but some people should be wary of clicking these links in this convo. by cunteditup (Mon 1st Aug 2022 11:39pm)

if being hard like you means being unmoved by what happened, id rather be fucking dead. by cunteditup (Mon 1st Aug 2022 11:46pm)

They wernt looking for you, you didnt call them and you cannot help them with who they were looking for (and you dont know what they are suspected off)? In future i would follow this formula: "Good day officer, am i being detained?" In this instance they will presumably say No. "Okay then, bye" Then get on with your life. by cunteditup (Wed 3rd Aug 2022 7:52pm)

I grew up with this behaviour and used to think that it was part n parcel of life. If you couldnt win the fight then you did your best and taking a moderate kicking as opposed to running away made you a "man". Fast forward 20 years and ive seen more and worse than a buckie bottle wielding bam in my life, made some mistakes of my own over the years and put in hard yards to make my life worth living. And its losing that life thats worth living that gives them the power over you and me. I cannae catch a charge, Im not spending another night of my life in cells, Im not risking injury that could effect my work and most importantly of all I'm not brutalizing myself by injuring another in self defence, prior experience has taught me how suddenly that can happen. Saying just ignore them and try to avoid conflict is easier to tell yourself when you dont have and engrained threat response built up by prior traumas. But your dealing with people who lack that depth of understanding. I'm sorry that happened to you and im livid that brushing it off is your only recourse. Its unacceptable and people who would assert that its too minor to complain about just have their expectations and self worth beaten down by similar events. by cunteditup (Thu 4th Aug 2022 11:50am)

Paisley for me. Same shit. by cunteditup (Thu 4th Aug 2022 1:59pm)

Speaking as a certified short cunt, i dont think thats always whats going on. Had plenty of 6ft+ guys try n start on me presumably because they feel im an easy target. Ive never personally felt the need to bully somebody for being a big guy or otherwise Then i was raised to have self respect irregardless of any superficial stuff, being raised to respect yourself is key to respecting others by cunteditup (Thu 4th Aug 2022 2:50pm)

R/glasgow would call the polis if you farted in the close so i would take some of these replies with a pinch. by cunteditup (Sat 6th Aug 2022 6:57pm)

See my instinct is that if he was reasonable then ofc seek to accomodate your neighbour, ofcourse! But be mindful that some cunts will complain about every and anything and bending too far in the first instince will just encourage them. Like the cunt above who would justify calling the polis becasue he is grumpy and happens to work early....thats the mindset you could be dealing with so never buckle to threats. by cunteditup (Sat 6th Aug 2022 7:18pm)

you dont understand, Police Scotland exist to make everybody behave how I want them to by cunteditup (Sat 6th Aug 2022 7:25pm)

If the shops are very cold it might shrivel up abit but otherwise naw by cunteditup (Sun 7th Aug 2022 2:48pm)

coulda picked it up and put it in the bin by cunteditup (Sun 7th Aug 2022 8:05pm)

I worked in pubs, got a few managers roles and decided that I didnt want to be a manager but i still loved working busy bars. Never got another pint slingers job until I took my management experience off my cv. Even being overqualified in your field can see you written off for somebody more exploitable im afraid. by cunteditup (Sun 7th Aug 2022 9:56pm)

Trans pox riddle covid monkey refugees cause cycle lanes and inflation by cunteditup (Wed 10th Aug 2022 5:02pm)

>Would like to think that not looking down on benefit recipients / disability would be found across Scotland and the UK though! lol by cunteditup (Thu 11th Aug 2022 12:31pm)

Never knew you had a reddit account, Dad by cunteditup (Sat 13th Aug 2022 6:08pm)