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  • In Cologne, Germany they employ a dude who has birds of prey to scare off the pigeons.. mind you, bloody seagulls would eat the birds of prey.. by peahair (Sun 18th Jul 2021 11:28pm)
  • Ooh! I wonder how many toilet rolls there are underneath that? Oh, and nice one, f*ck P*tin. by peahair (Sat 2nd Apr 2022 6:00pm)
  • Wonder if that’s why he’s in Glasgow? Perhaps he’s finding it difficult to work in the EU after his Brexit he loves so much.. (sorry for the salty reply, I used to be a fan til he opened his mouth lol) by peahair (Fri 3rd Jun 2022 12:08pm)
  • Depends if someone’s after a knife only, in which case they’ll say fork& knife. by peahair (Fri 26th Aug 2022 1:05am)
  • Ok there’s a whole load of places closed. Does anyone know of anywhere that’s open? Eg food, drink? by peahair (Tue 13th Sep 2022 6:39am)
  • I’m in hospitality south of the border and normally for us we wouldn’t shut for nuclear war, but even we’re shut Monday.. I wondered if anyone in hospitality knew if they’d been told to close, as I’m in Stockwell St Monday and my biggest nightmare is nowhere open to avoid all the royal pish. by peahair (Tue 13th Sep 2022 10:23pm)
  • In fairness the cut-your-throat music piped into everywhere since last week is making me want to throw myself on the coffin when they lower it in on Monday.. there’s only so many times you can listen to Adele’s Someone Like You before you either go into a homicidal rage or decide to take a car exhaust sauna, so is that what they want ? by peahair (Wed 14th Sep 2022 5:48pm)
  • It’s in that shitehole Craiglang too. by peahair (Fri 16th Sep 2022 10:11pm)
  • 👏 by peahair (Sat 17th Sep 2022 3:33pm)
  • If he was anywhere near Maryhill that could be the reason why he’s tooled up.. by peahair (Sat 17th Sep 2022 3:34pm)
  • The charity shop just down from sainsburys on the junction of Stockwell st and argyle st has a belting red leather sofa atm by peahair (Sat 24th Sep 2022 12:00am)
  • Came here to say that, not disappointed I’ve been beaten to it. by peahair (Sun 25th Sep 2022 1:54pm)
  • Hee-haw meaning not a lot or nothing by peahair (Fri 30th Sep 2022 9:29pm)
  • Getteth hee haw by peahair (Sat 1st Oct 2022 5:50am)
  • Qvality! by peahair (Tue 11th Oct 2022 12:06am)
  • Take the National Express, when your life is a mess, it will make you smile.. by peahair (Sat 15th Oct 2022 6:59am)
  • Have a walk on Glasgow Green. Stop for a cuppa in the peoples museum by peahair (Sat 15th Oct 2022 7:06am)
  • The video is funnier than the song.. by peahair (Sat 15th Oct 2022 2:22pm)
  • There’s a belting one in Clydebank, Clyde Cross fish & chips on Chalmers St. by peahair (Mon 24th Oct 2022 7:30pm)
  • The shortage is due to inclement tories: the forecast is Brexit with a chance of societal collapse. by peahair (Mon 20th Feb 2023 6:14pm)
  • Feel free to show your working to dispute my claim. Dozens and dozens of photos of British supermarkets which, before Brexit proper, in my lifetime and I’m in my mid 50s, I have never ever seen empty are now empty. Of course,in the new fucked up normal for crazy island, this is no big thing, but when you meet your friends in Germany and they ask you, incredulous, about no eggs on the shelves before you realise it’s even a thing yourself, you know your once great nation is in trouble. So if you want to chip in with some random occurrence from some random other European country feel free chap. It won’t change my mind that Brexit has seriously fucked up this country. by peahair (Mon 20th Feb 2023 11:31pm)
  • People need to get a grip. FTFY. by peahair (Tue 21st Feb 2023 9:59am)
  • Loved those pics of an activist who put tape over the cars exactly where the kerb is.. by peahair (Sat 1st Apr 2023 5:00pm)
  • QUICK! HIDE THE MIDORI! by peahair (Sun 16th Apr 2023 4:33pm)
  • *Heighlan’ coos by peahair (Sat 22nd Apr 2023 6:24pm)
  • Cable on the hallway table by peahair (Wed 14th Jun 2023 9:42pm)
  • A deuce in the hoose. by peahair (Wed 14th Jun 2023 9:41pm)
  • Two hens nae cup. by peahair (Wed 14th Jun 2023 10:31pm)
  • DELETED Shat in the flat by peahair (Wed 14th Jun 2023 11:53pm)
  • A shit shat scat in your flat. by peahair (Wed 14th Jun 2023 11:55pm)
  • He used his head to hit another guy’s face by peahair (Mon 26th Jun 2023 7:57am)
  • If I happened to see em doing it, I’d be hollering’Stop it, Tadger!’, probably just before the bam then decided to spray titties on ma coat.. time to give the big man a call, don’t forget to hide the midori.. by peahair (Sat 1st Jul 2023 7:44pm)
  • Which is the one on sauciehall st that supposedly has a jail for Chinese citizens? That one.. by peahair (Sun 9th Jul 2023 8:27am)
  • Came here for this.. you, sir, are doing the lord’s work. by peahair (Tue 11th Jul 2023 12:24am)
  • Paging the r/TVTooHigh team.. by peahair (Wed 12th Jul 2023 3:44pm)
  • Soo close to the Scotia and the Clutha.. getting thirsty at the thought by peahair (Sat 29th Jul 2023 9:35am)
  • How no? by peahair (Tue 8th Aug 2023 7:47pm)
  • Gonny no.. by peahair (Tue 8th Aug 2023 7:49pm)
  • Just.put.your.dog’s.shit.in.your.own.bin. It’s really that simple. Why should I put up with a smelly turd of your dog in MY bin? Why? Would you like it if I crapped in your bin? by peahair (Sun 13th Aug 2023 10:48am)
  • No it’s not acceptable. I come home to my empty bin with dog turd bags in it.. I don’t own a dog and every time I open the bin lid I get the stench to your dog’s smelly shit. Very poor etiquette indeed.. it’s bad enough scooping up the neighbourhood cat’s shit off my lawn from all the “he only craps in his litter tray” trained animals.. by peahair (Sun 13th Aug 2023 10:44am)
  • My bin gets emptied once every 14 days. People are putting shit in a biodegradable bag in my bin. How would you like it if I shat in a tiny bag then plopped it in your bin to have to put up with the stink every time I put my rubbish in it..? Don’t give me the it’s only a dog speech..it’s up to you to put your dog’s shit in a public bin or your own bin. by peahair (Sun 13th Aug 2023 3:19pm)
  • It’s smells better without someone else’s dog shit stinking it worse.. either way not the point at all.. it’s my bin and it’s not for some rando dog walker to put shit in it.. you have a dog it’s your responsibility by peahair (Sun 13th Aug 2023 6:29pm)
  • Fuck off. Own a dog don’t put its shit in my bin ffs. You dog owners not doing yourself any favours being responsible.. being responsible is putting your own dog’s shit in your own bin.. why TF can’t you carry your own shit home or put it in a dog shit bin? by peahair (Sun 13th Aug 2023 6:32pm)
  • No! It’s not some rando dog owners bin.. put your dog’s shit in your bin.. my bin my rubbish. Own your shit by peahair (Sun 13th Aug 2023 6:29pm)
  • What TF does that have to do with anything? What if I decide to have a crap while I’m out for a walk and decide to drop it into your bin on my way home? You’re seriously saying to me ‘oh it’s alright, it’s in a biodegradable bag?’ My bin is for my rubbish and no one else’s. by peahair (Sun 13th Aug 2023 6:35pm)
  • This may be the case in your neighbourhood, but after coming home to 12 separate piles of cat shit on my lawn, I wanted to see what was the cause. So I looked back on my cctv logs and every single shit was caused by a cat. I used to live in harmony with the neighbourhood cats, now I chase them off the property at every opportunity, the cat shit problem has reduced from twice daily to once every couple of weeks. by peahair (Tue 15th Aug 2023 9:29pm)
  • The correct answer to that Estebaws is “am no a grass” by peahair (Mon 21st Aug 2023 6:50pm)
  • As a fellow Glasgow tourist, I love catching live music at the Scotia or the Clutha, wandering round the independent shops or the Barras Market, or sat on a bench in Glasgow Green just watching the world go by.. by peahair (Sat 9th Sep 2023 11:37am)
  • Good king Wenceslas obviously wasn’t fae Glasgow by peahair (Sat 16th Sep 2023 7:34am)
  • *(lights blue touch paper, throws over fence, walks away)* *baps. by peahair (Sun 29th Oct 2023 6:15pm)
  • Not disagreeing, if they’re crusty then I’m calling em cobs. Re your second point, i guess someone needs to hoover that lot up now.. by peahair (Mon 30th Oct 2023 7:16pm)
  • Gutted I didn’t get the chance to sample the pizza/pint combo a couple of trips ago, Lizzie was *going underground* and the chef was *aff* the night.. by peahair (Wed 8th Nov 2023 9:51pm)
  • I see a real life IT Crowd sketch coming on.. by peahair (Fri 10th Nov 2023 9:21pm)