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  • Caught that n aw. Fucking creepy by theunclean17 (Fri 11th Jan 2019 10:39am)
  • Cunt is a weapon by theunclean17 (Fri 11th Jan 2019 5:27pm)
  • Agreed, a pack of animals needing caged. by theunclean17 (Fri 11th Jan 2019 5:30pm)
  • Am kinda shocked him n his crew of cunts have been at large doing this for so long in Glasgow tbh. Fucking sinister bunch. by theunclean17 (Fri 11th Jan 2019 5:41pm)
  • Any old man type boozer during the day is ideal for a solo mission. Take a paper, punt on a few horses. Bound to start chatting wi cunts by theunclean17 (Fri 11th Jan 2019 5:45pm)
  • If that’s true then it’s defo rape man. Cunt should not be on the streets. by theunclean17 (Fri 11th Jan 2019 11:21pm)
  • I fondly recall the 41A bus home after a few jars in town. Absolute scenes. A bit like a neddy Con Air but was decent banter. Not all the time right enough, I can mind the windows getting panned in once or twice. by theunclean17 (Sat 12th Jan 2019 10:01pm)
  • Like others have said Citizens Advice, possibly small claim court further down the line. I would also reconsider being nice to them. Fuck yon karma, it’s not an exact science by theunclean17 (Sat 12th Jan 2019 10:05pm)
  • I can recall shouting ‘no het’ or some pish like that n crossing fingers. I was a fucking oddball right enough by theunclean17 (Sun 13th Jan 2019 10:44pm)
  • No point Russian into this too soon 💁🏻‍♂️ by theunclean17 (Sun 13th Jan 2019 10:45pm)
  • I too hope he passed about like currency in there. A-Game bout to play the AIDS game by theunclean17 (Mon 14th Jan 2019 8:15pm)
  • Glasgow Green is ok. Good to run along the Clyde. Wouldn’t be doing it too late at night tho by theunclean17 (Mon 14th Jan 2019 9:24pm)
  • Am in my 30s now and I would say cunts are getting worse. Defo agree with others it’s a societal thing that seems to get worse. Why, I dunno, cunt culture perhaps. Speaking of clatty bastards, the folk who spray their shite all over public toilets and/or leave pubes on toilet seats should be clubbed to death. by theunclean17 (Mon 14th Jan 2019 9:37pm)
  • Steven wi a V is mad proddie. The PH denotes St Stephen by theunclean17 (Tue 15th Jan 2019 3:56pm)
  • I don’t necessarily think (hope) the poster is trying to be racist here, as there is certainly a debate to be had on the impacts of mass migration upon our society. Of course you will find that indigenous citizens account for the highest number of reported crimes, goes without saying. However when you have reported criminality from migrants, due to their smaller number, then proportionately the element of criminality per say 1000 people of that group will be higher. There is also the consideration that some people arriving from developing/3rd world countries will have difficulty adjusting to Western European societal norms and engage in crime, in various forms, one the most common is crimes of sexual harassment/violence due to their own world views/experiences formed within their own societies. There is anecdotal evidence from Germany and Sweden to support this. I think that’s the point that is being made here and it’s not racist to do so. One thing I can say for sure though, Govanhill is rough as fuck by theunclean17 (Wed 16th Jan 2019 12:21am)
  • The drivers generally are sound, but the organisation is fucking woeful. Also any first bus timetable is as reliable as a chocolate tea pot by theunclean17 (Wed 16th Jan 2019 12:27am)
  • Off the top of my head the 2015-16 Cologne NYE sex attacks, there was a bbc article in early January there on the Lower Saxony crime rate rocketing to approx 90% due to young male migrants For Sweden any google search from a reputable news outlet will illustrate the quite alarming issues with migrant crime, particularly of a sexual nature and that of grenade gang attacks. So aye, just anecdotes right enough by theunclean17 (Wed 16th Jan 2019 10:09am)
  • The cooler king - no not you I was offering support to the shawlands vampire, not that he/she needs it, but I was a bit pissed last night. Calm doon!! by theunclean17 (Wed 16th Jan 2019 10:53am)
  • Aye it’s a real pane..... Nah as far as I know all firms are a bit shit. The Penicuik door to doors sales guys are neddy AF by theunclean17 (Wed 16th Jan 2019 2:26pm)
  • Poor woman and absolutely terrible cunt. Lock the wee rat up indefinitely for that. But...... I really wanna know what music he listened to after this horrific act. Not cracking wise here, I just am genuinely curious as to what the fuck he listened to after that by theunclean17 (Wed 16th Jan 2019 6:49pm)
  • Well played mate. Very well played 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Thu 17th Jan 2019 1:54pm)
  • Prison is a waste of time for these cunts. They legitimately should be executed. That bastard will reoffend. 100%. Then what???? More shattered life’s n fractured families dealing with the after effects. Slice the cunt open, put his organs to good use and burn the rest. by theunclean17 (Thu 17th Jan 2019 5:09pm)
  • Congrats and good luck. Make the most of doing fuck all afore ye start by theunclean17 (Thu 17th Jan 2019 5:21pm)
  • Absolutely heartbreaking, poor wee lassie. That pair of cunts sentence is abhorrent and there is a lot of that going on as far as the papers are reporting. The leniency shown to those that hurt kids is really unsettling. Surely tae fuck a senior body/group has oversight of these stats and takes action. As an aside the lesbian sensationalism of the headline is needless pish by theunclean17 (Sat 19th Jan 2019 9:49am)
  • the main arguments I see thrown around against trans women are 1. they can be dangerous if placed in women's shelters (bollocks) and 2. it's unfair that they're allowed to compete in sports alongside cis women (also bollocks). Disagreement on both points, particularly point 2. Trans women in sport competing against women hold significant genetic advantages ie generally bigger and stronger. I cite Hannah Mouncey as an example. There are others, google away. By all means live and let live. 💯. I care not a fuck who sleeps with who, but there is reasonable debate to had in trans women in certain contexts. Debate is not bigotry. ‘Facist’ cries the facist etc by theunclean17 (Sat 19th Jan 2019 6:30pm)
  • Mouncey was ruled ok to play and has dominated this year. She was barred rightly initially but this has been rescinded. Any women’s team facing Mouncey is most definitely not a level playing field. so in cases where they're not bigger and stronger, they should be allowed to play? I would suggest they shouldn’t be allowed to play with women as they still hold the XY Chromosomes. by theunclean17 (Sat 19th Jan 2019 7:05pm)
  • Thoughts? Turns out quick sand isn’t the danger I thought it would be in my childhood by theunclean17 (Sat 19th Jan 2019 7:18pm)
  • The Counting House is like standing on a busy train platform, mobbed AF wi 50 deep at the bar n nae music!! I used to enjoy The Hall in my youth by theunclean17 (Sat 19th Jan 2019 10:22pm)
  • Have you seen gameplay footage of Mouncey play??? Like a 5th year playing sports with Primary 7s. It’s quite ridiculous. Trans women are trans women. Women are women. You shouldn’t downplay the significance of chromosomes though. They are a bit important. Anyway I don’t see us agreeing on anything here, thanks for the debate and have a good weekend. by theunclean17 (Sat 19th Jan 2019 10:32pm)
  • Save yer ££££ n use you tube vids for workouts n google diet plans. If you are at a commercial type gym then pop along to the free classes for real-time fitness support mate. I have always found PTs a bit meh, the only one who can drive on you is you. Paying a cunt £40 an hour to give it “on more rep dude” etc is a bit pish. Each to his own right enough, amma tight cunt by theunclean17 (Sun 20th Jan 2019 12:07am)
  • His choice of bag is strikingly at odds with his mentalist behaviour. Also that lady was ballsy. Bat shit crazy,but ballsy by theunclean17 (Mon 21st Jan 2019 1:18am)
  • Thanks for this. Forgive my ignorance but would I need to be medically trained in anyway for this kinda gig? I did have a look at night watchman jobs but they require some licensing bollocks. by theunclean17 (Mon 21st Jan 2019 6:24pm)
  • I would really struggle wi drunks n dough balls mate. Then again I need the money so fuck it by theunclean17 (Mon 21st Jan 2019 7:47pm)
  • Cheers mate by theunclean17 (Mon 21st Jan 2019 8:53pm)
  • Aye it’s absolutely banging in there!! Got quite an urban vibe to it. Highly recommended 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Mon 21st Jan 2019 8:59pm)
  • Could be a winner potentially wi a cheeky wee staff discount effort. Cheers by theunclean17 (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 5:49pm)
  • Went through the same kinda lifestyle so I can understand. For me I was on it like fuck battering as much drink n occasional ching as I could until I blacked out. More so the drink tbf coz the hangover/come down put me in a proper dark place. I could never find the right balance between a social drink/night out or getting outta my tits n causing grief for everycunt. After a 2 pints a switch would go off in my head n that was it, I was on it. It did help meeting the right lassie n settling down tho, known quite a few guys to do the same. A good woman will go a long way tae helping ye calm down. by theunclean17 (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 6:45pm)
  • Will defo investigate that if the hours are flexible, coz I don’t want tae end up never seeing the kids. Yes mate we are on that tax free scheme the now. Absolute life saver that. Still got at least a year for the free hours though. I always thought folk exaggerated about childcare costs until it happened to me. Yer effectively paying mortgages wi it. by theunclean17 (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 7:55pm)
  • Big Stef!!!! That was the big guys name! by theunclean17 (Tue 22nd Jan 2019 9:31pm)
  • Sorry to hear that, a bad manager can have quite a significant impact on your non working time as you can never really clear that feeling of dread. Would there be any value in sharing yer concerns with yer team n if they feel the same then raise as a team with her that she has the people skills of s hornet? Alternatively there is the option of raising with her gaffer if you are unhappy, most companies are covered with pretty robust HR policies to address this kinda thing to prevent them losing xxx days to stress. Good luck with whatever you decide by theunclean17 (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 9:20am)
  • Walk in. Take a newspaper n don’t make eye contact with anyone. by theunclean17 (Wed 23rd Jan 2019 10:44am)
  • Thanks for this 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Thu 24th Jan 2019 5:19pm)
  • Bridgeton ? by theunclean17 (Thu 24th Jan 2019 5:35pm)
  • Aye it applies to private ones too. However they have to be approved by your local council. The council website should have the details if yer nursery is applicable. To note tho, some councils will automatically qualify you for this when the kid is 3. Others only commence after the next term of yer kid turning 3. Which is quite pish. Best to check the council site and call them if needs be. Aye childcare is great craic 🤮 by theunclean17 (Fri 25th Jan 2019 12:27pm)
  • Any good reviews of tonight?? by theunclean17 (Fri 25th Jan 2019 10:40pm)
  • I smell shite by theunclean17 (Sat 26th Jan 2019 7:09pm)
  • Always plan for the worst, that way yer fully prepared for the worst and anything better then planned is a welcome bonus Good luck tho by theunclean17 (Mon 28th Jan 2019 9:41am)
  • Made me cringe so bad my baws went inverted by theunclean17 (Wed 30th Jan 2019 7:14pm)
  • Ok, lots of info here.... However let’s break it down to the key component - a 17 year old touched the vagina of a 6 year old. More than once. 17 year olds in this enlightened internet age touching up a child for curiosity? Fucking jog on. It’s beast behaviour. I have read the reports underpinning the leniency shown here. Tell you what, that judge has some balls on him taking that chance on this boy not reoffending. I also find the reaction of the child’s parents quite strange. Quite strange. by theunclean17 (Fri 1st Feb 2019 3:44pm)
  • Have you raised with the neighbour? May be worth having a chat before going formal. Always a chance for an amicable resolution. Hopefully by theunclean17 (Sat 2nd Feb 2019 8:02pm)
  • A noble endeavour, very noble. But deeply troubling. By all means those who commit these crimes, or have an inclining to do should be encouraged to let the authorities know who they. However those who prey (or have deep sexual urges to do so) on the weakest and most vulnerable in our society have no place in it and should be removed by with great haste. The moment we grant any status of acceptance or understanding of these people we are doomed. A tolerant and liberal society is the ideal we all want. However there should be red lines, and for me this is one. Just my two cents worth. by theunclean17 (Sun 3rd Feb 2019 12:26am)
  • I didn’t miss anything. They are broken people and have no place in society. Mentally unwell or whatever you wish to categorise it as. I would elect the term, high risk sexual predator. The risk of offending is there, so eliminate it. The harm and subsequent repercussions that these beasts inflict upon their victims is a legacy long-standing. I would suggest to house those with these urges away from society and any chance of harm. By all means if there is scientific evidence and budgetary appetite to explore a form of treatment have at it. So long as they are kept away from children. I will not under any circumstance accept any normalisation of those who are attracted to children. You can if you wish, as is your want, but I find the notion deeply unsettling. by theunclean17 (Sun 3rd Feb 2019 1:11am)
  • No not because they were raped, of course not. But because they are (if I read you right) now perpetuators or have urges to do so. That is a red line. Again, irrespective of their past, if a adult has sexual urges towards children then there is no place for them in any sane society. They are a significant risk. Those at risk should be quarantined from society to protect our children. I would not allow any children in my care anywhere near someone I knew held those urges and tried to suppress them. Sincerely, fuck that noise. I suspect the majority of the public would agree. I would hope you would too, although it’s unclear from your txt. We won’t agree by the looks of it and I grow tired. I am not sold on your logic, well intentioned as it may be. All the best by theunclean17 (Sun 3rd Feb 2019 1:37am)
  • Nyalothea - you are spot on mate. Fuck knows what this other cunt is slabbering on about trying to assert otherwise by theunclean17 (Mon 4th Feb 2019 11:34pm)
  • The more people cry ‘racist’ at every opinion contrary to theirs the word becomes more and more devalued. It’s quite cringey tbh by theunclean17 (Mon 4th Feb 2019 11:43pm)
  • Banter merchants. The subtle pointing to the Irn Bru bottle is a sophisticated touch by theunclean17 (Tue 5th Feb 2019 12:05pm)
  • They are taking the absolute piss here. Some cunts will seize upon any act of kindness n milk it tae fuck. As you say you have yer own issues. Do not open yer door to them n get back in touch with the police to move them. The security risk is high. Also where are they pishing n shitting???? Get rid n don’t open yer door again. If yer conscious is an issue donate to a homeless charity. Don’t turn yer close into a hostel. Pretty sure yer neighbours wouldn’t appreciate it n it won’t do any favours to the property value either by theunclean17 (Sat 9th Feb 2019 2:03pm)
  • They pish in cups at the back door??? Da fuck!!! Here see if I was your neighbour I would be having words wi you entertaining this nonsense. You may think you are doing a good turn but think of every cunt else. Are there wee kids in this close to?? If so that’s bang out man. by theunclean17 (Sat 9th Feb 2019 7:22pm)
  • Yang at Queen St. Fond memories of E-ing outta my young student tits back then by theunclean17 (Sun 10th Feb 2019 1:03am)
  • I grew up in the east end, friendliest collective group of cunts you will never meet. It has a few bams, everywhere does, am probably biased but would recommend. Relatively cheap property too by theunclean17 (Sun 10th Feb 2019 8:35am)
  • It’s all a bit League of Gentleman this. I fucking love it! by theunclean17 (Mon 11th Feb 2019 2:00pm)
  • I go to a wee local place usually about £8 but I give £10, I loathe the small talk stuff so am quite happy to sit saying fuck all. Cannae even bare to look at myself in the mirror as I feel like a fanny. Short back n sides, bang a tenner n get tae fuck by theunclean17 (Tue 12th Feb 2019 6:59pm)
  • Govanhill over Shettleston?? Behave yerself. Shettleston is sound, decent transport tae toon, busy Main Street, with plenty of shops, a few decent pubs. Big park nearby and house prices ok. There are wee fannies as there are everywhere but it’s honestly ok. by theunclean17 (Tue 12th Feb 2019 9:36pm)
  • The cockroach infestation, child prostitution and actual slums tho. Fuck that by theunclean17 (Wed 13th Feb 2019 9:03am)
  • Fair enough. I stand by Govanhill being a shitehole and you are welcome to it mate. by theunclean17 (Wed 13th Feb 2019 1:48pm)
  • Just read the reports from the BBC Scotland site. Harrowing. It’s a fucking tragedy but I think there is more to this case than meets the eye. That poor, poor wee lassie. Life sentence for the cunt responsible by theunclean17 (Wed 13th Feb 2019 10:00pm)
  • The da punting hash to the accused n him n the girlfriend going to bed “to watch porn” the night wee lassie was taken. What part of this picture doesn’t scream scummy cunts tae you? by theunclean17 (Thu 14th Feb 2019 10:31am)
  • Aye it’s great parenting to punt hash n retire for the night watching porn with yer kids in house. Defo not scummy behaviour at all. The accused was a customer of the dad. His criminality has quite probably put his child in danger. by theunclean17 (Thu 14th Feb 2019 10:49am)
  • I stated the fact that a customer of the dad is the accused. Here another fact, you are a fanny by theunclean17 (Thu 14th Feb 2019 11:18am)
  • I did aye. In hindsight ‘possibly’ would have been more appropriate wording, however I stand by it. He has testified that he sold cannabis to to the accused. By doing so he has brought the accused into his environment, potentially putting himself and others at risk. Had he not sold the accused drugs would the accused have been aware of this poor wee girl? What do you not grasp about this, ya fucking banger? by theunclean17 (Thu 14th Feb 2019 3:29pm)
  • Right cunt, The reports thus far suggest this poor wee lassie grew up with a scummy dad. On bail for domestic abuse, punting hash, watching porn etc. You called someone a cunt for making this observation earlier. I agreed with the person calling into question this wee girls care givers, hence our back n forth today. Was the dads lifestyle choices perhaps to blame here? Seems probable . That’s my fucking point. Of course the animal cunt is the killer and he should be dealt with in the strongest possible terms. No one is suggesting otherwise. The childish point you make about the difference between being a butcher and dealing drugs is fucking cringeworthy and embarrassing. One is illegal and the other is not. Fuck sake. by theunclean17 (Thu 14th Feb 2019 6:06pm)
  • You are a special kinda mug. His pals - you know he was exclusively selling to pals and that’s somehow ok? Also do cunts in their mid 20s usually hang about wi 16 year olds aye? Yes, totally not scummy to watch porn with yer partner whilst yer parents and kids are in the house. Everyone must surely do this right enough and I am prudish AF. by theunclean17 (Thu 14th Feb 2019 6:41pm)
  • Upvote for Brass Eye ref. That show was prophetic for what our news would become by theunclean17 (Thu 14th Feb 2019 6:55pm)
  • I commented on the evidence heard in court. Whereas you are just spouting pish. You are one of the biggest bangers I have ever encountered. Away back tae yer etch-a-sketch. Absolute wank. by theunclean17 (Thu 14th Feb 2019 7:59pm)
  • I am not writing off this poor wee souls murder coz of her family. How fucking dare you insinuate that. My concern is that the wee soul wasn’t properly looked after and this horror could have been avoided. I doubt you can see this because you are such a bellend, thinking yer on some kinda class crusade. Either way I grow weary of this, we disagree, such is life. Let’s just wish each other a sincere ‘fuck you’ and leave it at that. by theunclean17 (Thu 14th Feb 2019 8:23pm)
  • I am embarrassed for you. Fucking wank by theunclean17 (Thu 14th Feb 2019 8:38pm)
  • Any city in the world will have its worst parts, but in all fairness compared to 20 years ago Glasgow is doing much better. That said as rule of thumb I would probably suggest Possil, Govanhill, and Bridgeton as a bit dangerous. It’s all subjective tho, my idea of dangerous could be someone else’s idea of sound. by theunclean17 (Sat 16th Feb 2019 10:12am)
  • I lived in Bridgeton for a few years too and saw quite a bit nonsense. Most of the Main Street boozers are buck wild. Also I may have been in a shitter bit tbf by theunclean17 (Sat 16th Feb 2019 12:04pm)
  • I was mad excited for these a few months ago but then discovered that double pram buggies are too wide for them. A ‘design flaw’ according to the driver. Was stranded in town wi the kids n was fucking noised. Not been on a First Bus since. by theunclean17 (Sat 16th Feb 2019 4:49pm)
  • Difficult with twins by theunclean17 (Sat 16th Feb 2019 6:20pm)
  • It was certainly true for me as the pram couldn’t get the pram through the bus section between the drivers bit and the seats area. I raised an email complaint with First Bus and got a generic response. by theunclean17 (Sun 17th Feb 2019 9:25am)
  • No worries apologies if I was a bit defensive there. Aye I though that myself, like for folk with larger, automised wheelchairs must really struggle. Although the one thing to come out of this, I now get the McGills bus. Gotta say, quite impressed with them. by theunclean17 (Sun 17th Feb 2019 10:43am)
  • Ok, I will start, put yer fucking phone down. Please by theunclean17 (Mon 18th Feb 2019 12:08am)
  • Upvote for “gatekeeping wee fanny”. Outstanding patter. by theunclean17 (Mon 18th Feb 2019 12:10am)
  • This 💯. I recently moved gaff n the council tax has near fucking and am getting less service?? Outrageous cunts by theunclean17 (Thu 21st Feb 2019 1:23pm)
  • That Baby P case really upset me when I read about it. Haunted me for months. Fucking broke my heart reading what happened to that wee boy. Anyways delighted to hear the step dad got that treatment. That bastard deserves far worse. by theunclean17 (Thu 21st Feb 2019 10:01pm)
  • Creepy looking bastard. Sincerely hope he is punished severely for this. Fucking animal. Fair play to the court to removing his anonymity. by theunclean17 (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 2:17pm)
  • It’s public interest. If he gets out early then you would want to know if that beast was in yer community. Also by getting his rat features out there, if this is not his first offence (not implausible considering the conviction) then there may be more victims to come forward. Although looking at the geographical location of the cunt seems unlikely. by theunclean17 (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 2:44pm)
  • Different but still a heavy creep. by theunclean17 (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 7:21pm)
  • Congrats man. That’s dream realisation right there. I will miss yer daily lunch reviews though. I found that quite entertaining tbh by theunclean17 (Fri 22nd Feb 2019 8:58pm)
  • House to myself for the first time in an absolute age this afternoon. PlayStation n pizza on the agenda. Glorious times ahead. by theunclean17 (Sat 23rd Feb 2019 8:03am)
  • Pish. Unfunny is just unfunny. This once good show is now fucking tragic, regardless of yer demographic. by theunclean17 (Mon 25th Feb 2019 12:01am)
  • Fair play mate, very decent of you by theunclean17 (Wed 27th Feb 2019 6:23pm)
  • If I didn’t hate tennis I would play with you on the basis of that that reply alone. Belter. by theunclean17 (Wed 27th Feb 2019 6:27pm)
  • Sunk a few jars in the old auctioneers before. Nice n handy for central, could be a winner. Good shout! by theunclean17 (Thu 28th Feb 2019 8:29pm)
  • Closest I will get to food will be a pint of Guinness mate. by theunclean17 (Thu 28th Feb 2019 11:06pm)
  • Unplanned pints after work got outta hand last night. Ended up smoking fags for the first time in years. Really kicks the hangover up a few gears by theunclean17 (Sat 2nd Mar 2019 8:58am)
  • Zucca’s in East Kilbride is worth travelling through for by theunclean17 (Sun 3rd Mar 2019 12:27am)
  • Yeah, the hat game is powerful here. by theunclean17 (Sun 3rd Mar 2019 6:46pm)
  • Congrats mate. Please tell me it’s as a restaurant critic, specialising in lunch reviews?? by theunclean17 (Mon 4th Mar 2019 5:30pm)
  • That is a fucking beautiful line. by theunclean17 (Thu 7th Mar 2019 7:49pm)
  • Outstanding user name. Absolutely outstanding. by theunclean17 (Sat 9th Mar 2019 4:08pm)
  • True that, the ‘Bowie Boy’ is almost like a parody these days. Although the GB Experience and it’s callers will forever be near n dear to my heart. by theunclean17 (Sat 9th Mar 2019 4:35pm)
  • Yep, just me and my wireless.... by theunclean17 (Sat 9th Mar 2019 5:33pm)
  • GBX Shout Outs are class to be fair. by theunclean17 (Sat 9th Mar 2019 6:50pm)
  • A lot on at work. However it’s the first day of Cheltenham.... Somethings gotta give and it won’t be my degenerate love of gambling. by theunclean17 (Tue 12th Mar 2019 8:36am)
  • Nnnnnnn first race is tight, but going for Angels Breath. Good shout wi Skybet. Betway doing the same for the first and last race each day. Just £££ back as s free back though. Off on Friday for an all day sesh in town to watch the racing. Cannot come quick enough. by theunclean17 (Tue 12th Mar 2019 9:25am)
  • I would email the council and school at same time, expressing outrage and requesting ownership of the issue from one or both bodies. Harder for them to shift blame on a shared correspondence. Would suggest you add a line that if there is no swift action you will raise with local MP/MSP. I agree 100% that littering bastards are bawbags and they really bug me. No need for it. by theunclean17 (Fri 15th Mar 2019 12:05am)
  • Day off work. Taking the kids out for breakfast then soft-play and then I am out for an all day session to watch Cheltenham with the lads. Tomorrow I will doubtless be close to death, but that’s a problem for tomorrow. by theunclean17 (Fri 15th Mar 2019 7:55am)
  • Horrible cunts. I hope your relatives get their cash back man. by theunclean17 (Sat 16th Mar 2019 8:34pm)
  • Council gyms are hit n miss. Some are ok, others are absolute pish. For more bang for yer buck defo explore Pure Gym - however this comes with the caveat that at peak times yer onto plums for getting on the free weights. by theunclean17 (Sat 16th Mar 2019 9:35pm)
  • Don’t know much about him, from what I seen not funny albeit I have not seen much, however what I have seen lacks comic promise. I thought the whole court case thing was a big hullabaloo and not court worthy. There are far more pressing matters for the justice departments to be dealing with. As an aside I am cautious of the recent change in society whereby you can be charged for voicing a bad taste opinion or comment if it’s deemed offensive. Once that kinda thing starts the lines become blurry. Certainly for the arts and specifically comedy. by theunclean17 (Tue 19th Mar 2019 10:02pm)
  • This 100%. Surprising decent. by theunclean17 (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 1:00pm)
  • Fuck that. Any cunt tries to swipe 2 ton off me is getting hooked fuck out of. by theunclean17 (Sat 23rd Mar 2019 5:36pm)
  • I don’t mind salad on the side of my meal in all fairness. Bit as main course? Fucking outrageous proposition by theunclean17 (Mon 25th Mar 2019 11:08pm)
  • She sounds cracked man by theunclean17 (Wed 27th Mar 2019 8:56am)
  • Was going to say that, so long as ‘Allah wills it’ it will clearly be a-ok 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Wed 27th Mar 2019 6:57pm)
  • I did too. Was decent. I was fucked outta my tits right enough by theunclean17 (Thu 28th Mar 2019 11:27am)
  • Aye is really disappointing. Although it just underlined how poor the banter is outwith Glasgow. Mad bangers by theunclean17 (Thu 28th Mar 2019 11:25am)
  • Thoughts and prayers at this difficult time, dear friend. by theunclean17 (Thu 28th Mar 2019 4:08pm)
  • Same, live like a king for a day and return to the struggle. Rinse, repeat, retire. by theunclean17 (Fri 29th Mar 2019 1:37pm)
  • Tbf they probably got confused with McDonalds ‘flat white’ advertising campaign. by theunclean17 (Sat 30th Mar 2019 9:39am)
  • Good to see this reopening. Will defo take the kids. 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Tue 2nd Apr 2019 12:19am)
  • When Subway first came out it was a revelation, all those options and generous portions. Then it got proper franchised and the quality and portions really suffered. Not been in an age but fond memories of yon meatball marinara n the mess it would leave me and my desk in. by theunclean17 (Tue 2nd Apr 2019 12:22am)
  • Cheers guys, am sold on the transport museum now. Just googled it, moved since I was last there n looks ideal. Thanks for the advice 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Wed 3rd Apr 2019 8:52pm)
  • Great shout, never even considered this. Thank you 👌🏻 by theunclean17 (Wed 3rd Apr 2019 10:05pm)
  • I’ll annoy no cunt. Also we soft play it every weekend just about. Looking for something different. by theunclean17 (Wed 3rd Apr 2019 11:00pm)
  • Thanks for detailed response mate. Dippy the Dinosaur would be warmly received I reckon. Now I am wise to the school holidays be it here or the transport museum, will hit it up at opening time to avoid the masses. We are up at 6am-ish regardless by theunclean17 (Thu 4th Apr 2019 1:47pm)
  • I never really associated kebabs with that Insta lifestyle. I still don’t tbf by theunclean17 (Thu 4th Apr 2019 8:21pm)
  • They charge over £14k a month to rent properties??? Greedy, silly bastards. by theunclean17 (Fri 5th Apr 2019 5:34pm)
  • When the sesh is life by theunclean17 (Fri 5th Apr 2019 5:35pm)
  • The Griphouse is the best in Scotland. I did a lot of Muay Thai n a bit of Jits there. They also do wrestling and regular boxing. Wrestling is ridiculously exhausting. Cannot recommend highly enough. by theunclean17 (Fri 5th Apr 2019 8:16pm)
  • Really miss that cinema. Was proper old school. Many fond memories by theunclean17 (Fri 5th Apr 2019 9:08pm)
  • She Disney scrub up well by theunclean17 (Sat 6th Apr 2019 5:10pm)
  • I reckon you will be ok, the fact that you are thinking like this bodes well for your neighbour interactions. That said if yer neighbours end up being cunts, be sure to reciprocate, with interest. by theunclean17 (Sun 7th Apr 2019 8:39pm)
  • They are shite but as I get in early I can get a window seat at work n listen to tunes aw day in relative peace as the corporate world claims my soul. by theunclean17 (Mon 8th Apr 2019 11:52am)
  • Aye it’s decent. The mother of all workouts tho by theunclean17 (Tue 9th Apr 2019 8:55pm)
  • I would be contacting the council/MP/MSP/Police and possibly environmental health in the one email to raise the issue and push for immediate action. Less chance off buck passing if all alerted at once. Unacceptable animal behaviour that carries huge health risks, human shit is a host for all manner of disease. Scotland in the 21st century should not be like this and the filthy bastards to blame need fucking seen to. by theunclean17 (Wed 10th Apr 2019 12:53pm)
  • Disagree. Elected officials would have to take a look into it for fear of media interest. Especially if it’s Govanhill as there already known issues here in this regard. by theunclean17 (Wed 10th Apr 2019 3:52pm)
  • Took the kids there on Saturday morning, had the boat to ourselves for a good 30 minutes. Great times 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Thu 11th Apr 2019 10:15pm)
  • Cracking day outside, I should stay late and get all my overdue work shit done. Cannae see that happening right enough. I shall roll those dice and deal with it Monday, lunchtime escape on the cards. Fuck it!! by theunclean17 (Fri 12th Apr 2019 9:55am)
  • I never got away after all. Still, another 332 months to go before retirement. by theunclean17 (Fri 12th Apr 2019 5:00pm)
  • No major issues. Safe as houses by theunclean17 (Fri 12th Apr 2019 8:50pm)
  • Going to unleash the kids at the Kelvingrove Art Galleries and then a wee picnic in the park. 6 cans of Elvis Juice shall be my reward tonight. by theunclean17 (Sat 13th Apr 2019 8:54am)
  • If you don’t give Chantel n the troops fae Easterhouse a shout out then you don’t deserve to be doing a shout out. Fuck sake by theunclean17 (Sat 13th Apr 2019 8:39pm)
  • Sofa so good mate. by theunclean17 (Sun 14th Apr 2019 8:24am)
  • I do feel equal pride and shame here tbf by theunclean17 (Sun 14th Apr 2019 8:33am)
  • Same lived in Muirend for years, never any hassle. Actually really miss it there, was a really happy time. Cathcart is a decent place to live, pubs not bad, excellent transport to town and lots of parks n cafes near by. by theunclean17 (Mon 15th Apr 2019 8:18am)
  • If you really want the job dress up for. Show them you give a fuck. It’s only for a few hours man. by theunclean17 (Wed 17th Apr 2019 5:41pm)
  • Top comment there mate. Majestic by theunclean17 (Thu 18th Apr 2019 5:53pm)
  • It’s a nonsense. Also half of the fellow jurors are scummy as fuck. Wouldn’t fancy my chances in court pleading my case to half of they cunts. by theunclean17 (Thu 18th Apr 2019 5:52pm)
  • The Ark. so long as you get a seat by theunclean17 (Fri 19th Apr 2019 1:18am)
  • Quite a visceral protest at the capitalist machine by theunclean17 (Fri 19th Apr 2019 1:20am)
  • Long weekend off. Which is out-fucking-standing. But I wish bank holidays where at the start of the month as am usually too skint to really make the most of them. by theunclean17 (Fri 19th Apr 2019 9:14am)
  • I fondly recall the Shettleston Tigers being a thing. In the 1990s at least, fuck knows now. Also - I am pretty sure there was no actual tigers involved in the young team activities. by theunclean17 (Fri 19th Apr 2019 9:17am)
  • 8 years ago?????? Fuuuuuccckkk by theunclean17 (Fri 19th Apr 2019 8:03pm)
  • They must have saur you coming mate by theunclean17 (Sun 21st Apr 2019 2:30pm)
  • Made the schoolboy error of mixing wine wi lager last night. This morning is tough. So tough. by theunclean17 (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 8:52am)
  • At the time, yes. It’s a fantastic combination. Sustains a good level of wreckedness for ages. by theunclean17 (Mon 22nd Apr 2019 12:17pm)
  • That’ll happen by theunclean17 (Sat 27th Apr 2019 9:34am)
  • Load of shite. This protest is aimed at the wrong governments. In general the western governments are doing more and more to take advantage of renewable energy and eco friendly practices. They even make legislative requirements to do so. Which is great. However the developing countries/emerging super-powers do not give a solitary fuck for any of it and use whatever gets the most value for money and pollute their balls off. This negates any substantive green policies from the west. So yer protests would carry more weight if you staged then in the, say, Chinese or Indian embassies. Or why not take a trip to Bombay or Beijing and replicate your protests there? Tackle those most responsible no? by theunclean17 (Sun 28th Apr 2019 8:20am)
  • Was waiting for the faux cries of racism - well done 👌🏻. Sadly predictable, any disagreement these days is wrongly shouted down as racist. Boring AF and erroneous. My argument is valid. Your first point is childish, so the west have historically made a mess of it, therefore so should the developing world? Furthermore you are talking utter shite, the vastly larger populations of developing powers require far more industry to meet demand, therefore they will soon surpass the west if not already in terms of pollution. Why we are debating this, seems foolish and again missing the bigger point. Your second point - the attack on US policy is also tired bullshit, I lack the energy to engage on this, probably best you retire to yer Guardian Opinion pieces. On your closing remark - fuck up clown shoes 💁🏻‍♂️ by theunclean17 (Sun 28th Apr 2019 12:04pm)
  • This looks great, good on you for making this happen. I am there man!! 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Mon 29th Apr 2019 5:35pm)
  • Day drinking is one of life’s great gifts by theunclean17 (Mon 29th Apr 2019 8:39pm)
  • Wow. This is peak Argyle Street on a Saturday night by theunclean17 (Tue 30th Apr 2019 6:17pm)
  • Nice Stewart Lee Ref 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Thu 2nd May 2019 7:20am)
  • Agreed 💯. Get closer to town. You will likely regret it otherwise mate by theunclean17 (Sat 4th May 2019 8:37pm)
  • Congrats that’s well decent. Fair play man. by theunclean17 (Mon 6th May 2019 10:46pm)
  • They save a fortune on rent n council tax tbf by theunclean17 (Wed 8th May 2019 11:14pm)
  • Having recently sold my gaff, as the absolute minimum you would want the home report price as that’s the worth. Offers over are lower than this to generate interest. That’s all that means. So if I was you I would aim for houses with report values that you are prepared to pay. by theunclean17 (Fri 10th May 2019 1:31pm)
  • I wouldn’t put all your faith in Zoopla by theunclean17 (Fri 10th May 2019 2:46pm)
  • Agreed. Pish. Also a gash company name. by theunclean17 (Fri 10th May 2019 5:19pm)
  • Of course it is. In fact it’s ideal as most cunts will be watching fitbaw. by theunclean17 (Sat 11th May 2019 10:32pm)
  • Last night was the first night we switched the kids from cots to toddler beds. Been up since half 5 getting pelted in the face wi toys. Marvellous way to start the day. by theunclean17 (Sun 12th May 2019 8:23am)
  • Couch sitting is always the best plan. Keep it simple! by theunclean17 (Mon 13th May 2019 1:22pm)
  • Really like this. Brings back memories- thanks for sharing man!! by theunclean17 (Mon 13th May 2019 1:20pm)
  • Don’t do it unless you have to by theunclean17 (Sun 26th May 2019 3:49pm)
  • I moved out a bit sooner than I should have. Basically if there is no real pressure to move out I wouldn’t. Not on yer own at least. Everything is mad expensive. Kinda like that Team America song - ‘freedom doesn’t come for free’. Probably shouldn’t listen to me though, am a tight bastard tbf by theunclean17 (Sun 26th May 2019 3:55pm)
  • Agreed on all counts. Thought I was in the Guardian comments section for a minute there reading the post. by theunclean17 (Thu 30th May 2019 5:40pm)
  • Hard to imagine how you can end up wi a jacket and shoes only as yer attire. I would love to know the events leading up to this bold fashion statement by theunclean17 (Tue 4th Jun 2019 8:17pm)
  • Depends where you are. Local wee street aye quite possibly. In town naw. In town mwi, possibly. by theunclean17 (Sat 8th Jun 2019 8:10am)
  • Disagree, not everyone feels comfortable confronting folk and lets be honest, if you are blasting music full pelt at all hours that is a Herculean dick move n you deserve all you get. by theunclean17 (Sat 8th Jun 2019 8:19am)
  • It’s tradition by theunclean17 (Sat 8th Jun 2019 8:55am)
  • This hasn’t always been my experience when saying to folk about not being cunty neighbours tbh. It’s all relative I suppose. I get what you are saying 💯 but I reckon it’s ok if the OP circumvents chapping the door n reporting it, if he feels more comfortable. As an aside, does anyone know why anyone needs constant loud music all the time? Seriously though, it’s the golden age of home entertainment, I don’t get it. by theunclean17 (Sat 8th Jun 2019 9:55am)
  • Hardly a grass ffs by theunclean17 (Sat 8th Jun 2019 10:32pm)
  • Double Decker all day long! Have you tried the Double Decker ice cream? Oh my fucking god 👌🏻 by theunclean17 (Mon 10th Jun 2019 10:16am)
  • Very sad news indeed. Great wee gaming shop by theunclean17 (Mon 10th Jun 2019 5:24pm)
  • So if someone stole your savings or say your parents or child’s prized possessions, the thief shout be not punished?? You are a proper mug mate by theunclean17 (Tue 11th Jun 2019 8:23pm)
  • Great reference to a very decent film 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Tue 18th Jun 2019 11:57am)
  • Heading off on our first family holiday with our toddler twins this morning. The logistics are quite intense but genuinely looking forward to it. by theunclean17 (Sun 23rd Jun 2019 6:43am)
  • Southern discomfort by theunclean17 (Sun 30th Jun 2019 4:48pm)
  • Pulling a ten hour shift then straight into a driving lesson. Not a great day ahead to be fair. Thank fuck I put of bottle of wine in the fridge afore I left the gaff for my return. by theunclean17 (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 8:06am)
  • Welcome back to the bullshit! Looking forward to yer lunch reviews mate. Strangely very comforting. 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Wed 3rd Jul 2019 12:52pm)
  • Sound - being a tight cunt will pop in when it’s not my round!! by theunclean17 (Fri 12th Jul 2019 9:29pm)
  • Thanks man! 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Fri 12th Jul 2019 9:28pm)
  • Cheers mate, on the list by theunclean17 (Fri 12th Jul 2019 10:46pm)
  • Took me a while to get that 👍🏻 by theunclean17 (Sat 13th Jul 2019 10:20am)
  • Although I don’t care for it much, I would suggest The Counting House. Completely agree with others on Variety Bar and the Press Bar (not sure if still open tho). Absolute legendary boozers by theunclean17 (Sun 21st Jul 2019 7:00pm)
  • EK is decent. Few shit bits but overall the jewel of south Lanarkshire by theunclean17 (Thu 25th Jul 2019 8:49pm)
  • Cunts who abandon their kids at soft play n let them go feral. Wretched cuntery. by theunclean17 (Tue 20th Aug 2019 7:23pm)
  • But it’s an element of the narrative - children robbed of their father because of low life cunts. by theunclean17 (Thu 19th Sep 2019 9:48am)
  • Got unexpectedly pissed yesterday. Which is always great. Now getting the kids ready for going swimming. Think I may whitey in the pool. Christ. by theunclean17 (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 8:23am)
  • There are some retro consoles that have been released - SNES and Megadrive with quite a few games on the system. Probably cheaper and with a guarantee of them working. Amma treating myself to the megadrive one soon. by theunclean17 (Sun 22nd Sep 2019 8:26am)
  • Fair play to you, that’s nice work tbf by theunclean17 (Mon 23rd Sep 2019 5:58pm)
  • Fair play, that was quite excellent by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Sep 2019 2:01pm)
  • Perhaps this experience will make him come out of his shell. by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Sep 2019 9:27pm)
  • Now you mention it I do too!! Cracking blast fae the past there. by theunclean17 (Wed 2nd Oct 2019 8:38am)
  • Had a similar situation a few years back. Politely had a word with the noisy bastards but made little difference. After my third chap at the door to express my surprise and disappointment with their repeated pish the atmosphere soured. Best advice is to move somewhere else - next time get the top floor. by theunclean17 (Sun 6th Oct 2019 4:13pm)
  • I don’t think the security guy was being an arsehole here though. Guy had booze n a spliff in his bag n got caught. Security had no choice but to bar the cunt. by theunclean17 (Mon 7th Oct 2019 7:09pm)
  • It didn’t strike a cord. by theunclean17 (Mon 7th Oct 2019 11:34pm)
  • A great day out. Hope it’s a profitable day by theunclean17 (Fri 11th Oct 2019 6:20pm)
  • Christ the Alpen Lodge! There is a blast from the past. It’s equally comforting and disturbing that place is still open. That said next time am in toon am heading in there for one for old times sake. by theunclean17 (Sat 12th Oct 2019 7:10pm)
  • First in without the hint of a hangover. I take no pride in this. Think we will take the kids down the park for a run about in the falling leaves. Probably the wrong forum but those of you with young kids, apart from soft play - is there anything regularly decent to take them to that’s decent on a Sunday? by theunclean17 (Sun 13th Oct 2019 8:37am)
  • Thanks for the suggestions. Shall keep my eyes open for these events. by theunclean17 (Sun 13th Oct 2019 1:16pm)
  • For kids Eastwood baths are decent. by theunclean17 (Sun 13th Oct 2019 8:56pm)
  • 41A? by theunclean17 (Sat 9th Nov 2019 8:07am)
  • Morrison’s in East Kilbride mate. £2 a bottle. by theunclean17 (Sat 7th Dec 2019 7:21am)
  • Lindsayfield by theunclean17 (Sun 8th Dec 2019 7:48am)
  • Supposed to be going to a Christmas market fare with the kids this morning at a farm. Looking at the weather this will be a fucking challenge and a half. Baa humbug indeed. by theunclean17 (Sun 8th Dec 2019 8:31am)
  • What a terrible time to lose your job. Fucking heartbreaking. Really hope the staff get picked up somewhere else soon. by theunclean17 (Tue 10th Dec 2019 6:38pm)
  • Hear it’s mega expensive- glad you could a-fjord it this time of year man. by theunclean17 (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 3:31pm)
  • Nice work here. Well played. by theunclean17 (Mon 23rd Dec 2019 10:00pm)
  • Been up for hours having an absolute blast. This is the first Christmas with the kids old enough to understand what it’s all about. It’s a really magical time. Also toys now are infinitely better than I can remember. Hope everyone has a good day. by theunclean17 (Wed 25th Dec 2019 7:50am)
  • Hard to imagine similar scenes on Duke Street. by theunclean17 (Wed 25th Dec 2019 9:43am)
  • I am at loss to understand why she gets any air time and sells tickets to her shows. Painfully unfunny shouty nonsense. by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Dec 2019 8:08am)
  • 2020 the year of self help mate? by theunclean17 (Wed 1st Jan 2020 10:35am)
  • Well said. by theunclean17 (Mon 6th Jan 2020 10:13pm)
  • Great patter by aul Reid here. I will be using that. by theunclean17 (Sat 11th Jan 2020 4:14pm)
  • Aye defo dough related. by theunclean17 (Sat 11th Jan 2020 4:24pm)
  • No one knows what they are doing pal. We all blag it at various levels. by theunclean17 (Wed 15th Jan 2020 5:47pm)
  • See this cancel culture get if so far tae fuck. Embarrassing. by theunclean17 (Sun 19th Jan 2020 4:44pm)
  • Try the Iron Horse while it’s still there. by theunclean17 (Sun 19th Jan 2020 4:48pm)
  • Really sorry to hear that happened to you. I sincerely hope the arsehole tries that shit with the wrong person and ends up with a good crack to the jaw. by theunclean17 (Sat 25th Jan 2020 5:38pm)
  • Aye the jail is tough mate. by theunclean17 (Sat 25th Jan 2020 5:41pm)
  • Stone baked then? by theunclean17 (Sun 26th Jan 2020 11:01pm)
  • Reports of a grooming gang of cunts preying in young girls and your immediate thoughts are for race relations and whataboutery?? For fucks sake. Get a grip. by theunclean17 (Wed 29th Jan 2020 12:11am)
  • No thoughts for the life’s ruined, just spring into virtue signalling. Well done. Tommy Robinson??? Who mentioned that cunt - don’t recall his name in the article? According to the article (albeit the sun) at least 44 girls have been sexually abused by a gang of asylum seekers. My first thoughts of course go to victims and then as to why these fucking rapist animals where not vetted properly, monitored adequately and why the public have not been advised sooner if there is cause for concern. 44 girls abused by a group of 55 suspects is a grave fucking concern. But aye let’s focus on the racists, that’s the real issue here. by theunclean17 (Wed 29th Jan 2020 12:28am)
  • You made no mention of the victims in either of yer posts ya mad fanny. All about the right wing response for you. To be fair you were doubtless gripped by virtue signalling fever at the time. by theunclean17 (Wed 29th Jan 2020 12:41am)
  • If you want to spot a wank look in the mirror. by theunclean17 (Wed 29th Jan 2020 12:47am)
  • There is a lot of stupid to unpick here. But let’s just work with the anti-padeo line. I am definitely anti-padeo. Those who sexually abuse kids are the absolute worst of society and must be eradicated. This article suggests we have imported a group of animals that have raped scores of children. Questions have to be asked of our authorities. Apparently you and yer bestie Keltik disagree and it’s all about the ‘fash’ and the reaction of ‘right wingers’. You are right though, there are heads up arses. Yours. by theunclean17 (Wed 29th Jan 2020 7:49am)
  • The Brass Eye comment wasn’t worthy of response, but if you insist....I don’t appreciate you trivialising the issue of child rape in our city with a comedy. You think you are being really profound . You aren’t. Take your ‘ring wing’ political point scoring and blow it out yer arse. Tragic. Yes white people commit these crimes too. I wasn’t aware of this but thanks so much for confirming this..... But so fuck? This has nothing at all to with race as for all we know some of these animals are white. Also it’s nothing to do with the Catholic Church is it? I have made no racist comments in my posts, you know this. But you are desperately trying to suggest it via your twisted ‘right wing’ mantra. If you are representative of the left, heaven help us. To conclude this tiresome shit, you are an absolutely horrid cunt. Off ye fuck. by theunclean17 (Wed 29th Jan 2020 5:58pm)
  • Fair play mate. You are the biggest wanker on the internet. by theunclean17 (Wed 29th Jan 2020 7:50pm)
  • Yes that’s right. You are very astute. I have been enriched by our interaction. All the best. by theunclean17 (Thu 30th Jan 2020 5:08pm)
  • Agreed, they are nothing original but are generally decent and not too expensive. by theunclean17 (Fri 31st Jan 2020 12:24am)
  • I would second Rouken Glen. Excellent and always something on. by theunclean17 (Sun 2nd Feb 2020 11:45pm)
  • Really sorry to hear this. I would advise to keep doing what you doing and try not get down about it, stay positive. Easy for others to say I know. Wish you all the best of luck and let us know how you get on. by theunclean17 (Mon 3rd Feb 2020 7:17pm)
  • Yer a good man. Tbf I would be like the dude here. Am fucking useless. by theunclean17 (Tue 4th Feb 2020 5:35pm)
  • Beast needs a good kicking. by theunclean17 (Sat 8th Feb 2020 12:46pm)
  • The weather is frightful but cannae spend all day at home with the kids. Soft play it is then. It’s going to so busy and shite. So, so shite. by theunclean17 (Sun 9th Feb 2020 8:34am)
  • Congratulations on the little one! by theunclean17 (Sun 9th Feb 2020 4:11pm)
  • You did the right thing. For a 17 year old that’s great awareness of potential danger. All power to you and safe travels. by theunclean17 (Sun 9th Feb 2020 4:23pm)
  • Happy birthday to the twins and congratulations to you for surviving 4 years!! by theunclean17 (Wed 12th Feb 2020 10:40pm)
  • Eastwood swimming is the best in the city area for toddlers. I take my toddler twins regularly. Good kids pools with slides. Also the cafe is decent. by theunclean17 (Fri 14th Feb 2020 11:14pm)
  • Taxi mate. Just phone a taxi. by theunclean17 (Sat 15th Feb 2020 9:30am)
  • I don’t know how Pickfords do any trade. Quoted me a grand over the average rate. Fucking Pickpockets more like. by theunclean17 (Sun 16th Feb 2020 10:48pm)
  • Rarely by theunclean17 (Mon 17th Feb 2020 7:33pm)
  • Agreed it’s ok. Far worse places out there. by theunclean17 (Tue 18th Feb 2020 7:55pm)
  • Maximum cringe. by theunclean17 (Tue 18th Feb 2020 11:35pm)
  • That thing in the middle reminds a bit of a scene in Aliens. by theunclean17 (Wed 26th Feb 2020 9:27pm)
  • Aye. by theunclean17 (Wed 26th Feb 2020 9:53pm)
  • Report it immediately to the police, anonymously if you have to. If you ever find yourself in this position again don’t delay and report it immediately. by theunclean17 (Sun 1st Mar 2020 9:32am)
  • City Lights by theunclean17 (Fri 6th Mar 2020 12:01am)
  • Unless you go full Charles Bronson from Death Wish 3 (not advisable) keep doing what you are doing. The more you report it to police, landlord, council, environmental health etc, the bigger the audit trail. The bigger the audit trail the more likely they are to act it you fuck yo their stats. Hope it gets fixed out soon. by theunclean17 (Mon 9th Mar 2020 6:01pm)
  • Cunts are drawing conclusions by theunclean17 (Thu 12th Mar 2020 12:00am)
  • Good luck n don’t get stuck in Geneva mate, most expensive place I have ever been. by theunclean17 (Sat 14th Mar 2020 6:05pm)
  • It’s becoming harder and harder to process this situation. Fuck knows what kind of world we will be in when it’s all over. by theunclean17 (Thu 19th Mar 2020 12:17am)
  • Anyone here with young kids? We have 2 kids at nursery and are preparing to have them home indefinitely from Friday. Anyone else in the same boat and do have any thoughts on how to keep your kids preschool age entertained and to an extent educated whilst at home for so long? by theunclean17 (Thu 19th Mar 2020 7:17am)
  • I have 3 year old twins and trying similar with our shift patterns. Great point about making the most of the time with them. by theunclean17 (Thu 19th Mar 2020 3:24pm)
  • Thanks so much, incredibly helpful!! by theunclean17 (Thu 19th Mar 2020 3:23pm)
  • Thank you so much. Thats absolutely fantastic. Really appreciate you pulling this together. by theunclean17 (Thu 19th Mar 2020 3:25pm)
  • GBNF with the obligatory shout out on GBX by theunclean17 (Sat 21st Mar 2020 1:24pm)
  • Aye I agree. Delivery drivers are classed as key workers. by theunclean17 (Sat 21st Mar 2020 1:22pm)
  • Oooft, thank fuck for that. For a minute there I was getting worried. by theunclean17 (Sat 21st Mar 2020 1:21pm)
  • Quite possibly the worst street in town. Glad to see the bams and junkies following the self isolation, or least staying out of town. That’s almost uplifting to be fair. by theunclean17 (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 8:06am)
  • Aye, took the kids for a walk this morning and was aghast at the fuckery of others. by theunclean17 (Sun 22nd Mar 2020 1:35pm)
  • I remember the adverts fondly. Belter of a tune. If I can remember correctly we had a Robertson’s on Shettleston Road. by theunclean17 (Mon 23rd Mar 2020 7:36pm)
  • That Mike Ashley is a loathsome fucker. by theunclean17 (Tue 24th Mar 2020 12:22am)
  • Aye that’s my understanding too so long as they are PAYE employees. Quite sobering to think we are converting hotels in hospitals. Fuck sake. by theunclean17 (Tue 24th Mar 2020 12:28am)
  • Fuck sake by theunclean17 (Tue 24th Mar 2020 8:19am)
  • You should fuck up. by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Mar 2020 1:33pm)
  • Thanks for this tip - you are doing the Lords work!! by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Mar 2020 1:40pm)
  • Was out for a walk with the kids there and was quite surprised to see folk, mainly dog walkers, patch the social distancing. I understand dogs don’t carry the virus, but if you are clapping each other’s dogs surely tae fuck that’s increasing the risk of surface contact??? To be fair though 90% of folk we saw are defo observing the social distancing. by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Mar 2020 1:47pm)
  • Mainly coz I dislike preachy cunts. by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Mar 2020 2:01pm)
  • No worries mate. If you require empirical evidence, please find a reflective surface, ideally a mirror, look directly at it for 30 seconds and you can see how much of a wank you are. You are welcome! by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Mar 2020 2:19pm)
  • By all metrics in this exchange you are a preachy, irritating wank. It’s a free country though and that is your right to be so. I am perfectly content with my life choices thanks for asking. by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Mar 2020 2:34pm)
  • I haven’t confirmed my life choices at any point here. I could very well be a vegan for all you know. You are fucking mental by the way. by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Mar 2020 3:02pm)
  • Keep shouting SCIENTIFIC CONSENSUS. It makes you sound super smart. by theunclean17 (Sun 29th Mar 2020 3:09pm)
  • Ye spelt outrage wrong mate. Also Virgin are quite cunty at times. by theunclean17 (Mon 30th Mar 2020 3:01pm)
  • I think they are correct tbh. If it’s not close to yer gaff you are increasing the risk of virus exposure over a greater distance. As far as I know there is no distance limit on citizens yet , unlike France, but it’s only a matter of time. Plus stake-boarding will increase your chancesof injury requiring medical attention and potentially touching surfaces. So aye I think the police are spot on here. by theunclean17 (Mon 30th Mar 2020 3:25pm)
  • I don’t think people should be going on long jogs or cycles for the same reasons. I think you know yourself that skateboarding in the current climate might be ill advised and that’s why you are asking the question. It’s your call at the end of the day but if the police politely ask you not to again i would trust you do the right thing. by theunclean17 (Mon 30th Mar 2020 5:12pm)
  • If Netflix goes down there will be anarchy by theunclean17 (Mon 30th Mar 2020 5:53pm)
  • Obviously it’s legal. Just not a great idea during the most serious global pandemic in generations. Not often I would quote the government but I reckon “Stay home, protect the NHS, safe lives’’ is spot on. A by theunclean17 (Mon 30th Mar 2020 5:52pm)
  • That’s quite a high level of mental there. Disappointing to see this pish up here as well. by theunclean17 (Sun 5th Apr 2020 12:28pm)
  • Not for a second. Just struggling to grasp how anyone could get involved with this madness. I don’t why, I just didn’t expect it up here. by theunclean17 (Sun 5th Apr 2020 1:13pm)
  • Was this drafted by Catherine Calderwood? by theunclean17 (Sun 5th Apr 2020 3:31pm)
  • I share in this hatred. She is fucking dreadful and cringe in equal measure. by theunclean17 (Mon 6th Apr 2020 11:55am)
  • Yes, saw some awful behaviour from folk who I thought I knew better. Some of the behaviour I have clocked from the general public has been fucking alarming as well. But to balance that out,on the main, I have seen some exceptional behaviour and a real sense of community by and large. by theunclean17 (Tue 7th Apr 2020 11:14am)
  • There is little point chapping his door, any cunt that stupid would probably get in yer face and now is not the time for fighting in a close. All you can do is call 101 or email the police with a detailed account of the fuckery and cite health concerns. The fact there is someone pregnant there in the flat is deeply concerning. by theunclean17 (Thu 9th Apr 2020 9:49am)
  • It doesn’t sound too promising. Poor wee soul. by theunclean17 (Thu 9th Apr 2020 10:21am)
  • Sorry to hear that happened to you. Don’t feel like a grass, these cunts will be reason we are all locked down till summer. by theunclean17 (Sat 11th Apr 2020 11:04am)
  • Gotta say it’s the yeast of my problems just now mate by theunclean17 (Sat 11th Apr 2020 2:10pm)
  • Am uptae high dough over here by theunclean17 (Sat 11th Apr 2020 4:27pm)
  • Welcome to the club. First thing to learn - it never gets easier. by theunclean17 (Sun 12th Apr 2020 12:13pm)
  • Baked potato with tuna n cheese. It was every bit as underwhelming as it sounds. by theunclean17 (Wed 15th Apr 2020 9:20pm)
  • After a day of ‘working from home’ n looking after the kids, I am now ploughing through a bottle of Jura. If I am not careful tomorrow will be painful. by theunclean17 (Thu 16th Apr 2020 8:21pm)
  • That sounds like a great use of my time - is this on Netflix/Amazon? by theunclean17 (Fri 17th Apr 2020 2:22pm)
  • Fucking tune!!!!! by theunclean17 (Sat 18th Apr 2020 1:03pm)
  • The soundtrack to this film was fucking outstanding by theunclean17 (Sat 18th Apr 2020 5:07pm)
  • To have the family daly walk before or after lunch, that is the question...... by theunclean17 (Sun 19th Apr 2020 7:40am)
  • That’s a very good shout. by theunclean17 (Sun 19th Apr 2020 9:03am)
  • In Cloud Atlas, during a car chase scene with Halle Berry, the streets used are back alleys just along from The Admiral Bar. Cannae mind the name of the streets though. by theunclean17 (Sun 19th Apr 2020 12:28pm)
  • One good thing to come of this pish is to highlight how there is no point being in the office 5 days a week anymore. When this is all over I am defo working from home most of the time. Less commuting, a longer lie in, less office politics and more time to see the kids and tidy up the gaff - which means more time to chill in the evening. In theory.... by theunclean17 (Thu 23rd Apr 2020 8:55am)
  • Ironically making a tit of themselves by theunclean17 (Wed 29th Apr 2020 2:35pm)
  • On reflection sitting up till 4am on the PlayStation wasn’t a great move with back to back meetings aw morning. I suspect I will have ‘connection issues’ with the video link..... by theunclean17 (Fri 1st May 2020 8:48am)
  • That’s not great. Just out of curiosity- what tunes did they blast out? by theunclean17 (Mon 4th May 2020 9:45am)
  • I read that in David Attenborough’s voice. by theunclean17 (Wed 6th May 2020 3:16pm)
  • Cunts rinsing you mate. by theunclean17 (Sat 9th May 2020 3:48pm)
  • Fair play to you for taking the lead with the tidying up of other peoples shit. by theunclean17 (Mon 11th May 2020 11:24am)
  • Agreed. You can’t let shit that go, he might think that’s an acceptable way to talk to you and your girlfriend. by theunclean17 (Tue 19th May 2020 5:49pm)
  • Agreed 100% by theunclean17 (Sat 6th Jun 2020 6:27pm)
  • Aye the events in London, Birmingham and Cardiff looked really safe with social distancing strictly adhered to....... by theunclean17 (Sun 7th Jun 2020 11:11am)
  • Arseholes. by theunclean17 (Sun 7th Jun 2020 1:53pm)
  • The people who did this. All police are not bastards and to graffiti the symbol for one of the most oppressive regimes in history, that killed millions is idiocy at best. by theunclean17 (Sun 7th Jun 2020 2:12pm)
  • They did. by theunclean17 (Sun 7th Jun 2020 6:45pm)
  • Such cringe. by theunclean17 (Tue 9th Jun 2020 7:06pm)
  • The ginger lad looks like a Quentin Blake illustration made flesh. by theunclean17 (Wed 17th Jun 2020 5:59pm)
  • Fuck up by theunclean17 (Fri 26th Jun 2020 2:36pm)
  • For attempting to excuse the animal that did this, you can fuck right off. by theunclean17 (Fri 26th Jun 2020 3:00pm)
  • I think your defence of this animal is unhelpful. by theunclean17 (Fri 26th Jun 2020 3:27pm)
  • No one is excusing anything, you are just desperately wanting to find an angle here to shout racism for upvotes. Mass stabbing incidents are rare and will generate significant media attention. The fact that it was the second mass stabbing attack in the UK in a week is newsworthy. by theunclean17 (Mon 29th Jun 2020 12:03am)
  • Carton of coconut water to rehydrate (great hangover tip btw), salt n vinegar Pringles and a big fuck off bar ay Cadbury’s chocolate. by theunclean17 (Mon 13th Jul 2020 11:08pm)