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After reading their menu I'm not excited at all. They don't use beef fat to fry and not a single Belgian friterie classic sauce like andalouse or samourai. Meh. by kvassbro (Thu 4th Aug 2022 12:11pm)

PureGym shawlands before 12 and after 9. Just signed up because I have what you have. Crippling anxiety. Thanks to a friend of mine. Wanna join? I'm unfit as it gets. by kvassbro (Fri 5th Aug 2022 8:49pm)

Do you cook yourself? Can't say for eating out but that's very expensive. I buy a lot of discounted stuff from supermarkets. You can easily live on 100 quid a month for food and that's still a lot for me. I average 50-70 a month with good planning. You can use wholesalers too without having to have a business account. But then again all the food I eat is homemade. Oh and ethnic shops can make you save money too. by kvassbro (Sat 6th Aug 2022 10:11pm)

Seconding falafel to go. by kvassbro (Mon 8th Aug 2022 5:36pm)

I've heard Naked Soup is decent. by kvassbro (Mon 8th Aug 2022 5:42pm)

I think nothing in there is made from scratch. Satisfied my hunger when drunk coming off a train and heading home but yeah, it's food, and fast. by kvassbro (Mon 8th Aug 2022 6:51pm)

Good tasty falafel. by kvassbro (Mon 8th Aug 2022 7:23pm)

I'm on prepaid. Daily use averages £1.20. One day I switched everything off, everything, even the fridge, wasn't even charging the phone. It still used £1.20. WTF by kvassbro (Tue 9th Aug 2022 3:42pm)

I checked the standing charge and it's 18p a day. by kvassbro (Tue 9th Aug 2022 3:47pm)

Exactly. Wtf is going on? Have you called the provider asking about it? I'm gonna call mine. I'm with British gas. by kvassbro (Tue 9th Aug 2022 5:02pm)

Fucking cunts mate. by kvassbro (Tue 9th Aug 2022 5:13pm)

Fuck Edinburgh and it's worse than Glasgow street condition by kvassbro (Sat 13th Aug 2022 2:58pm)

A Aye by kvassbro (Sat 13th Aug 2022 2:57pm)

What's the thing with best kebab? I see that mentioned alot here. by kvassbro (Sat 13th Aug 2022 3:02pm)

Why not lol by kvassbro (Sat 13th Aug 2022 3:13pm)

Cycling club by kvassbro (Wed 17th Aug 2022 9:01pm)

Gurdwaras give free meals. Never used tho. Try Tesco or Morrisons discounted items. They reduce price to pennies at certain hours. For example I got 2.5kg turkey legs for 1 quid few days ago, you can stretch that very far. You can also go to butchers and ask for chicken/beef bones, halal butchers in shawlands continental give me some whenever I pop in and ask. You can make soup with them and pick meat off the bones. Freegle app, people give out free pantry items sometimes. Some wholesale places like United wholesale let people shop in there without business account. Olio app, i think people give stuff they don't need for free. Gumtree, rarely people give out pantry items. For some free fruit take advantage of the season and grab some blackberries in the parks. All the bestate, you'll make it easy. by kvassbro (Thu 18th Aug 2022 3:19pm)

You deserve it by kvassbro (Thu 18th Aug 2022 9:17pm)

1100 a month and I save 200 month. by kvassbro (Thu 18th Aug 2022 9:16pm)

People being angry that I manage to save while earning less than them? Dunno. by kvassbro (Fri 19th Aug 2022 4:23am)

Reread what I wrote. Copy paste ate the first part. by kvassbro (Fri 19th Aug 2022 5:44am)

How soon do you need a flat share? by kvassbro (Tue 23rd Aug 2022 2:04pm)

After a week of no rain they're rideable, otherwise muddy af. by kvassbro (Mon 5th Sep 2022 11:24am)

https://glasgowtoollibrary.com/ by kvassbro (Mon 5th Sep 2022 12:32pm)

Oh i get you. I wish I knew a place like that. by kvassbro (Mon 5th Sep 2022 12:41pm)

That's absolutely bullshit. Are times tough for him but not you? Laugh at his face and report. by kvassbro (Mon 5th Sep 2022 4:48pm)

Ask a neighbor and pay them to access their WiFi. by kvassbro (Thu 29th Sep 2022 11:15am)

Best answer by kvassbro (Mon 3rd Oct 2022 3:51pm)

I would appreciate if someone came over and mopped my floors once a week. For free, ofcourse. by kvassbro (Tue 20th Dec 2022 1:47pm)

This. Other people pay that. Get a bicycle and ride for free lol. by kvassbro (Sun 25th Dec 2022 10:27am)

You can buy nicotine concentrate in 7.5% and mix your own. Otherwise I don't know. by kvassbro (Mon 2nd Jan 2023 4:08pm)

Better (but still absolute garbage) roads. by kvassbro (Sat 28th Jan 2023 1:52pm)

Go to Edinburgh and and get aids by kvassbro (Wed 8th Feb 2023 7:41am)

Properly fixed roads by kvassbro (Mon 13th Feb 2023 5:40am)

The moon was lit in such a way you could see the arc(?) and faintly orange lit surface. Magical. by kvassbro (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 9:05pm)

Are you in need of help? by kvassbro (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 10:02pm)

Are you guessing or flipping a coin? by kvassbro (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 10:15pm)

Venus is a planet. by kvassbro (Wed 22nd Feb 2023 11:28pm)

My bad. Make sure to downvote my comment. by kvassbro (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 3:29am)

Good tips. by kvassbro (Thu 23rd Feb 2023 3:30am)

Best kebab. by kvassbro (Sat 25th Feb 2023 10:41am)

Best kebab. by kvassbro (Sat 25th Feb 2023 10:40am)

Low emission zone in a city with a motorway running through the city centre. My sides 😆 by kvassbro (Mon 27th Feb 2023 12:56pm)

Horrible idea wtf. I don't want any food while having a haircut. Let alone leaving the shop with hair in my mouth and smelling or reheated samosa. by kvassbro (Tue 28th Feb 2023 5:40am)

Take an egg and put it in a jar. Close it and put in a warm spot like a radiator. After a couple weeks it should be 'done'. Now take it outside and with a syringe suck out the liquefied egg from the shell. Attach a needle and squirt that into their flat through the keyhole. It's impossible to remove the putrid stench without replacing anything it touches and then it still lingers for months. It's impossible to not vomit after inhalation. by kvassbro (Fri 10th Mar 2023 11:11am)

How long does one have to wait for a plot assignment? by kvassbro (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 9:43am)

Wow. Didn't realise it's this bad. Means it's highly unlikely to ever get one right? Any alternatives to plots around Glasgow apart from buying land? by kvassbro (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 3:15pm)

I know one person who claimed and got 450 quid covered for a tyre and damaged suspension repairs due to hitting a pothole. How reliable claiming is I don't know though, he got it with no fuss. by kvassbro (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 3:22pm)

Stalks & Stems in shawlands used to have it. Tesco 247 in silverburn shopping centre has it and it's plain purée. by kvassbro (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 3:29pm)

Thank you ❤️ by kvassbro (Sun 2nd Apr 2023 3:35pm)

Can you actually grow tomatoes in a flat? I thought they need a lot of sunlight no? by kvassbro (Tue 18th Apr 2023 4:28pm)

I've done peppers too. I guess I'll just give tomato a go and see. by kvassbro (Wed 19th Apr 2023 3:39pm)

I've been in London once for a few days. Tried asking for directions twice only to be ignored by both people. What a weird place. by kvassbro (Mon 24th Apr 2023 9:43am)

Eastwood swimming pool? by kvassbro (Sat 6th May 2023 1:34pm)

Emissions control is not about emissions, it's about control. Get your head straight. by kvassbro (Sat 6th May 2023 9:32pm)

Couldn't ever find anything else than fresh jalapenos and scotch bonnets. Are you making hot sauce? Shawlands Continental has a variety of dried peppers. by kvassbro (Tue 16th May 2023 8:50am)

Online dating is ruining society. I'm not scared but a bit anxious though I try to talk to women on the streets, shops etc. Majority like being approached. Sometimes they talk to me. Just how it used to be before smartphones. It's fun. Until my autism kicks in full swing and I say something dumb, they get weirded out and leave. At least I have a good laugh out of myself. Still single. My advice is to go out and talk to people for your entertainment. Don't force yourself into anything, just have some fun talking to people. by kvassbro (Tue 16th May 2023 9:01am)

I saw them in Strawberry Garden, asian market. by kvassbro (Tue 16th May 2023 9:08am)

I used to but now am barred. by kvassbro (Tue 16th May 2023 9:21am)

Dams to Darnley park, Waulkmill Glen Reservoir. There's a pretty big waterfall. Easy to find, it's a bit before the the train bridge. That's my favourite spot if I don't want to travel too far. by kvassbro (Tue 16th May 2023 9:29am)

Oh dear. What a tragedy. by kvassbro (Sat 20th May 2023 9:24am)

Me: Excuse me mate. Is it true Glasgow is full a speccy bams? GlasgowGPT: Naw, ya cheeky cunt! Whit ye saying? Naw, there's nae mair speccy bams in Glesga than anywhere else, know? But there's plenty of arseholes roaming about, that's fur fuckin sure! by kvassbro (Sat 27th May 2023 1:27pm)

You will own nothing and you will be happy. by kvassbro (Sat 27th May 2023 6:14pm)

Good shout. I forgot about them. Thanks alot! by kvassbro (Mon 5th Jun 2023 5:56pm)

Perhaps it's not as hard as some people make it sound. I already fix the bike and my car myself. What are the zip ties for? by kvassbro (Mon 5th Jun 2023 6:15pm)

Fantastic. Thanks alot! I haven't seen a simpler method yet. by kvassbro (Mon 5th Jun 2023 6:32pm)

Out of curiosity is windscreen polishing covered too? by kvassbro (Sun 18th Jun 2023 11:45am)

Pollokshaws hand car wash near Aldi. You can leave the car and go for a walk in pollok country park. by kvassbro (Mon 19th Jun 2023 2:39pm)

Throw out and forget. by kvassbro (Mon 3rd Jul 2023 8:13pm)

And get no matches if a man 😂 by kvassbro (Thu 6th Jul 2023 10:54am)

Holiday in Birmingham, like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with a twist. by kvassbro (Thu 6th Jul 2023 10:58am)

r/woosh by kvassbro (Thu 6th Jul 2023 8:11pm)

Majority of guys don't get any matches. Doesn't matter what your qualities are. If you're not in the very top you get nothing. Just joking about the fact. by kvassbro (Thu 6th Jul 2023 8:18pm)

Some years ago tinder was different. The average guy had a chance. by kvassbro (Thu 6th Jul 2023 8:35pm)

Yeah, my name ain't naive. by kvassbro (Thu 6th Jul 2023 9:47pm)

Look at this cunts post history. It's hilarious how bitter he is. Lmao. by kvassbro (Sat 15th Jul 2023 5:17am)

Mashed potato fan club. If you look like your nick then no wonder. by kvassbro (Sat 22nd Jul 2023 8:42pm)

Get an ultrasonic dog deterrent device and blast the bugger every time it starts. by kvassbro (Mon 24th Jul 2023 12:58pm)

Temporary solution that worked for me. Good headphones with active noise reduction. If that's not enough earplugs to go with it. by kvassbro (Tue 1st Aug 2023 1:08pm)

It's good but almost always muddy af. by kvassbro (Sat 12th Aug 2023 11:03am)

Sharing I'd caring. We don't live in caves anymore. by kvassbro (Wed 23rd Aug 2023 4:11pm)

Gumtree. Bought a lot of parts from folk around Glasgow and Edinburgh and everything works. by kvassbro (Sun 3rd Sep 2023 12:21pm)

Haven't you heard of WEF and CBDC? by kvassbro (Tue 5th Sep 2023 6:26am)

25 years or 100 quid fine. by kvassbro (Thu 7th Sep 2023 5:04pm)

Tma-o by kvassbro (Thu 7th Sep 2023 5:03pm)

Scots are biggest weather fannies in the world. It's always: too cold, too rainy, too hot, too much sun, too humid. by kvassbro (Sat 9th Sep 2023 10:19am)

Nice to meet you. You're the first Scottish person that doesn't complain I've heard from. Btw loosen up your cheeks 😘 by kvassbro (Sat 9th Sep 2023 3:50pm)

Parkingeye? Disregard. Full stop. Nothing will happen. Ever. by kvassbro (Sat 9th Sep 2023 10:12pm)

Just z month ago I had three letters, one a week. Used them to start a campfire. They stopped on three. by kvassbro (Sun 10th Sep 2023 9:11am)

That's fucking pathetic. You should be ashamed even thinking this way. by kvassbro (Thu 14th Sep 2023 7:14am)

I own a fwd sedan and drive very responsibly. You are a pathetic loser if you do what you wrote. by kvassbro (Thu 14th Sep 2023 9:17am)

It's true though. by kvassbro (Thu 14th Sep 2023 12:18pm)

Vaporized or, now VPZ. by kvassbro (Fri 22nd Sep 2023 6:08am)

Roads. I don't know how to change it. I keep myself from raging every time I have to cycle or drive. by kvassbro (Wed 27th Sep 2023 11:25pm)

Like others have said, throw it out and forget. by kvassbro (Sun 1st Oct 2023 1:18pm)

Remember where you are. by kvassbro (Tue 3rd Oct 2023 6:29am)

Bucks bar it was, not box bar. Thanks! by kvassbro (Tue 10th Oct 2023 9:49pm)

Will check it out. Thanks. by kvassbro (Tue 10th Oct 2023 9:49pm)

Cool. Will check it out. Thanks 👍 by kvassbro (Tue 10th Oct 2023 9:54pm)

Must be real hot! Are the wings in the challenge served with normal sauces or some ridiculous extract laden garbage? I like real hot stuff but extracts are just pointless pain. by kvassbro (Tue 10th Oct 2023 9:53pm)

Just saw a couple. Hilarious. Are the wings in the challenge served with normal sauces or some ridiculous extract laden garbage? by kvassbro (Tue 10th Oct 2023 9:52pm)

Peak plebbit. r/glasgow is extra cancer. by kvassbro (Sat 14th Oct 2023 11:45am)

Nah. It suddenly got colder but still pretty warm for mid October. I'm still wearing shorts outside. by kvassbro (Mon 16th Oct 2023 10:47pm)

I got one I don't use now but it's a bit banged up. by kvassbro (Fri 20th Oct 2023 9:00pm)

GCC makes potholes. by kvassbro (Sun 22nd Oct 2023 8:53pm)

DELETED Their kitchen is filthy. I wouldn't touch anything that comes out of it. It only passed inspections because they know people. Yuck. by kvassbro (Wed 25th Oct 2023 4:30am)

I don't know about restaurants but if you want something to grab on the go then Falafel to Go on sauchiehall street is a must visit. Very good wraps and you can grab a tub of hummus, baba ganoush and tabouleh. by kvassbro (Tue 31st Oct 2023 5:53pm)

XXL top and 2XL ass. Thanks 👍 by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 1:17pm)

Off to install it. Cheers. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 1:23pm)

Is that an app or a shop in Glasgow? by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 1:22pm)

Thanks 👍 by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 1:20pm)

XXL mate. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 1:31pm)

I just checked it and wanna say thank you. Good stuff on there. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 1:38pm)

Mostly home cooked food but a lot of it plus beer. I don't do it anymore but some nights I could order dominos for three and down it all lol. Basically kept the diet and stopped training. Went from 90 to 130kg. Feels bad man. But I'm working on it in PureGym. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 1:36pm)

Cool I'll try to search for it. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 1:49pm)

I'm 6ft2 but I feel like I'm walking around with a sack of cement. 40kg of excess trim is a lot. You're right. I'm only buying a few pieces of clothes to get me by because I need to go meet people sometimes. Also quit drinking and I'm on under 2k calories a day. Already dropped 3kg in a week. Cheers! by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 1:48pm)

Hmm nice idea. Any particular shop recommendations? by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 2:05pm)

Ah didn't think about it. Thanks 👍 by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 2:18pm)

Oh that's cool, cheers! by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 2:18pm)

Thank you. Will do! by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 2:23pm)

More than half of it is just initial water loss from being bloated. I'm also doing weights so I should be ok. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 3:11pm)

I'll keep that in mind. This is app is awesome. I found some cheap stuff that will do for now. And free shipping. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 3:34pm)

Haha. So true. I've been browsing for the past 3 hours lol. There's so much good stuff on it and alot for just a few quid. Looks like I'll get a few pairs of pants and sweatshirts for like 30 quid. All I need for now. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 4:32pm)

Why not both? I always eat healthy home cooked meals, I just ate too much. Love cooking. I'm under 2000cals a day and counting calories. Lifting and cycling makes me feel good. Also I can train on a gym bike and not wear out my bicycle. I prefer that and save the bike for relaxing trips around Glasgow. I've already did it once. Used to be 120kg and dropped to 95 in just 6 months. Felt amazing. Some people say it was too fast, it didn't feel like it to me. It just felt easy and fun. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 5:11pm)

Thanks. I'll have a look. Asda silverburn perhaps? by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 5:53pm)

Yeah. I do. I do both. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 5:51pm)

Good call. I forgot about it. Thanks 👍 by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 6:27pm)

I know it's calories in versus calories out. I get zero junk calories and don't eat anything sweet. No sweet drinks and no sugar in tea or coffee. I'm counting everything to my best ability. The gym variable might not work for others but for me it works wonders. It makes my metabolism go up. Also cycling outside ups my mood and that helps staying motivated. Also yoga is great for focus. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 6:42pm)

Nice. Thank you. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 6:51pm)

Doing both is even more effective. by kvassbro (Tue 7th Nov 2023 7:43pm)

Why don't you go outside and smoke if you don't want to upset anyone while you know you're already upsetting your neighbours? by kvassbro (Sun 12th Nov 2023 5:48am)

I use foam earplugs so I can actually sleep. Also have PTSD and any loud sounds really get to me. by kvassbro (Sun 12th Nov 2023 10:27am)

Peak plebbit. by kvassbro (Sun 12th Nov 2023 10:25am)

Morning rolls got me rolling 😆 by kvassbro (Sun 12th Nov 2023 10:31am)

Earplugs on the ready. by kvassbro (Sun 12th Nov 2023 8:50pm)

☝️ This comment getting downvoted is peak plebbit. by kvassbro (Tue 14th Nov 2023 7:03am)

Lmao by kvassbro (Fri 17th Nov 2023 1:34pm)

Downvoted for a good recommendation. Fucking top tier plebbit moment. by kvassbro (Tue 21st Nov 2023 9:58am)

I didn't downvote you. by kvassbro (Tue 21st Nov 2023 10:53am)

Worked at a call centre for 1 hour once. Noped out of there that fast 😆 by kvassbro (Tue 21st Nov 2023 4:29pm)

Hat and a hood. by kvassbro (Wed 22nd Nov 2023 11:37am)

Morrisons has them sometimes. Stalks and stems too. by kvassbro (Fri 24th Nov 2023 11:51am)

I use pollokshaws car hand wash if in a pinch. It's tucked in across the street from Aldi. It is a modern slavery place unfortunately, though they do a good job. If you want to support a local them use a mobile car valet. These people either own the business and do it themselves or get paid fair. I live in a flat and usually do it myself using a couple of buckets of water and a good shampoo. by kvassbro (Tue 28th Nov 2023 10:27am)

I said in a pinch you daft cunt. You're posting on a phone or a computer made by slaves. You're wearing clothes made by slaves. You're slave to the system yourself by just living you donkey. Ps. I leave a nice tip that goes in the workers pockets as do many other drivers. by kvassbro (Tue 28th Nov 2023 1:21pm)

You belong here r/iamverysmart you fucking peasant. by kvassbro (Tue 28th Nov 2023 3:02pm)

Well done self rekt. by kvassbro (Tue 28th Nov 2023 3:16pm)

Lmao by kvassbro (Sat 2nd Dec 2023 11:37pm)

Tossers tossed by kvassbro (Sun 3rd Dec 2023 11:42am)

Don't know why but I'm getting half life 2 vibes. Photo 6, 11 and 18 are my favourite. No. 11 is great with the highlights on the person and the fence. Perfect light and shadow play. by kvassbro (Fri 8th Dec 2023 9:16am)

Dumb as stop oil cunts. by kvassbro (Fri 8th Dec 2023 9:23am)

And you're just dumb. by kvassbro (Fri 8th Dec 2023 9:25am)

I have noone to spend Christmas holidays with. So I make some nice food, grab a few beers and play mmo games. Lonely people are always celebrating Xmas in-game and I have a good time. by kvassbro (Sun 10th Dec 2023 8:52pm)

I don't own a console so not sure about mmo games available for them but here's a list I found. https://www.mmorpg.com/columns/best-console-mmorpgs-to-play-in-2023-2000123986 You can also play some co-op games with friends. It's also fun. If you have a PC then you have more selection of MMOs. I specifically like mmo games because of a large amount of people playing at the same time. You can really feel that Xmas spirit in-game. by kvassbro (Sun 10th Dec 2023 9:25pm)

That game looks cool. Looks like a mixture of CS, quake, serious Sam, unreal in one ☺️ If you're interested I recommend checking out quake 3 with CPMA mode if you want to try some old school hardcore fragging. It also runs on anything. by kvassbro (Mon 11th Dec 2023 8:39am)